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>tfw no pre-cum soaked penis to suck t.Elanna
ask me stuff or I'll release pic related from it's millenia of sleep
>tfw you cant trust yourself about how you look but others could be lying or hugboxing so you go outside and get stoned to death by muslims
>you will always be inferior to angie's boyfriend
>you will never cuddle angie in the moonlight
>angie will never love you
anyways, how'd you sleep?
I slept decent.
About to head out soon to get supplies before this storm hits
Well someone is in a fussy mood today?
Is the espresso machine at work jammed?
Did your mother catch you jerking off in her Sunday's best again?
you are constantly emulating filthy frank but you don't realize you are not funny as him and never will be. stop this copycat cringeworthy behavior at once and kill yourself you worthless ape
who /pocket ravioli/ here?
I have an old button down with pockets so this shit is going down soon
jesus christ you have a goldmine on that phone.
Lovers want to love
Haters want to hate
>putting herbs on literal shit
>thinks it makes it food now
except kayla literally confessed to her being autistic you raging autist. you have to be trolling at this point because no way you are this dense
one of the telltale signs of autism is lacking reading comprehension
I'm very good at that actually. I've got two dozen or so anon personalities that I like to cycle through. They each have their own lives that I imagine for them. Sometimes I have them talk to each other and argue, post made up pictures. It's actually quite a life they all have. And they're all my lives.
Tell me bout your dream. I stayed up late and didn't get enough sleep and now I'm like....all fucked up, i feel like I'm a 40 y.o. heroin addict.
Idc about the rest
Woah dude i wasnt even commenting on that. I like just got here and saw the thread edition. Kayla is autistic?
>>tfw no pre-cum soaked penis to suck t.Elanna
1. I wish Spain stayed a caliphate like it always was
2. I wish Kayla became a living tomato
3. I wish oddish had his autism cured
meh, screw the ravioli, i'm cooking steak burgers instead
I marinaded them in Worcestershire sauce all night and mixed in fresh chunks of bacon and steak rub. Was going to have them for dinner but my appetite is ungodly at the moment.
>cisdom for everyone here
>good health for everyone here
>make lily militantly straight, just for the lulz
To all those meanies bullying oddish, you are just jealous because she has childbearing hips and you don't
Hitler dindu nuffin
He was a good boy
He was going to Reichstag every sunday bout to get his life back on track
Need more gas for dem genocides
They take longer that a year, fucking too much memeing here about hrt. Puberty doesn't only take one year. Plus most of you are drunks and alcohol fucks up liver function, bad liver=more T.
there's no bridge high enough to do any major damage for another 200 miles, either. i am completely isolated on a flat surface. stop projecting yourself on me and calm down. i'm not a weeaboo. it was just shitposting.
you seem incredibly dense if you really think that's 'incredibly agitated'.
I posted my pic in passgen and someone said that I will never pass
>tfw killing myself
ay yai. she *seriously* needs to do mushrooms so she can leave this person who she has clearly been for such a long time behind and move on. i'm not joking there was a reason why psychoanalysis and many branches of psychotherapy were obsessed with psychedelics. from the inherent poverty of woolgather'y psychoanalysis it actually became useful. it gets so much of the subconscious behind stuck thinking out in the open so people can understand their insecurities cry them out, see their structure, and have them out, mapped, outside of them, and able to be walked away from, even for a few months.
it's even better if you can do this and nav it all privately and not need to be a mess in front of someone guiding you. a practitioners guide to schema therapy identifies a lot of broken defensive ways of thinking people get stuck in. following the concepts of set and setting so it goes as easily as possible, it can be really helpful to work on this shit on your own, and not feel everyone laughing at you, feeling them not even wanting you around, like here. all of the sudden we can really truly become nothing, when one gets proper perspective. instead she's basically imprisoned within herself and part of that is here.
Kaiser Willy was bretty cool tbdesu
That's exactly what you need. Going outside would help a lot too, being neet and trapped in an apartment with nothing but mirrors for feedback is a good way to slip back into hopelessness ;_;
>tfw 4AM but don't feel tired enough to go to sleep so shitpost to keep the bad feels at bay
But what if I run into people who bully me for being such a hon.
Don't people stare at you in boymode? You know, probably because you look like a girl?
Maybe not but they might if I look really manly.
I guess no one really knows me here except for old friends though so nothing to lose.
Because i'm very manly and intimidating I think and because I have long hair with bangs and boobs but Swedes don't stare very much.
I'm also a master of disguise at this point so no one even notices probably.
The big snow is coming. In less than an hour it'll be snowmageddon 2016.
Bring it on!
I'm really flattered by the offer anon, but I have a girlfriend.
>tfw conditioned to always say 'bye' before leaving because you want the other person to acknowledge you
>when someone leaves abruptly without telling you theyre done you take it as a sign that they're bored of you
>tfw you decide to not initiate the text/email
>tfw your phone can go days without a charge
>Just do it
I hope I can pass or at least look female ish without going full kayla, I like the kind of clothes I wear now except I would get more feminine stuff.
The stipulation that you sex a post SRS tranny is odd to me, why not a cis girl?
wow this is the first time I just couldn't eat, it just made me feel terrible and guilty I just ate some of the fries I fried and gave the rest to my dad.
Anyone else finally realize when they have to make changes to their diet?
I think I accept I need to lose the weight I gained because of my hrt bulk. At least I know what exercises i need to do to shape myself and use the fat for a purpose. I am just worried about loosing my boobs if i lose weight
yeah, how would you masturbate to yourself if you didn't have those?
I doubt youd find a post srs hooker that would have sex without a condom though? you might want to try grindr or tindr or whatever these things are called.
I am taking you seriously. I had a pretty similar approach before I transitioned. Only wanted a cisgirl though.
but the dysphoria was mindblowing so I didnt enjoy it and can barely remember details cause I was so busy dealing with all this baggage
good luck tho!
Chaser logic confuses me sometimes, but good luck on your quest
-for a way for trans people to have their own biological children that doesn't require they keep their gonads or freeze their gametes.
-for all of /mtfg/'s faces/voices to magically transform into what they would have looked/sounded like without testosterone.
[enough people have wished for the vagina bit but the face/voice bit needed more rep]
-for TERFs and Mohammedans to poof out of existence.
>restoring the German Empire. 1914 borders.
i like this. fucking ruskies, polaks and czechs stealing german land ¬__¬
I miss being in love. I don't mean being loved, or in a relationship. Just that feeling I could do anything for that special someone. Of course, to be completely honest, I'm in love already. But after seventeen years, that love is growing dull, even if it's keeping me alive. And obviously, there's not much I can do for a dead girl, other than remembering her. And staying faithful. Sooo... I'm probably going to make a huge mistake here, but I really do miss it, I need that sharp and painful feeling to keep going. Now if only I could come across someone who's both worthy of that love and not utterly out of reach... Unlikely. To say the least.
i wish i was in love too still. it was just an illusion the entire time, but i loved it so much, feeling like i had something special with someone worth far more than me. it hurts. i don't know if i can last much longer. ive already attempted suicide 3 times and i dont see myself stopping
yes. i literally cried myself to sleep after watching the greatest story never told.
you needed your ass kicked for the persecution of german minorities in the "polish" corridor.
how did the katyn massacre feel?
how did it feel to be made russia's bitch for half a century after?
you got what you deserved, shabbat goy.
So I start spring semester on the 17th of next month. I remember when I used to go there they had a club rush week and last time there was a trans club. Would that be a good or bad idea to join?
its heavily dependent on luck and surgeon though. My SO swears its basically not different from his previous GFs at all (I think I am his 8th or 9th). I think it isnt a bad idea if you have the mental fortitude to handle it tho. Good Luck!
Honestly, I think youre doing okay.
I like your taste.
>not being able to de- and reconstruct images in your mind
no. I actually like current day poles. Have never met one that wasnt nice to me irl.
>tfw gonna have to go buy feminine glasses as a man
I found better than someone worth more than me. She was my perfect equal. A true alter ego. My mirror. I guess it makes sense one of us had to die. Wish I'd been quicker than her. Actually, I'm feeling unending guilt for being the one who lived.
>Never wake up every morning to Oddish Awoo!ing for you.
Awooo! Werewolf of London!
youre welcome! Check back if you have questions.
also remember to either use lube (not too much) or make sure the girl is properly wet. apparently vaginas feel different if theyre too dry. I lack the personal experience to really comment on this theory though.
its just people on the internet. they shouldnt have any impact on your life (I know, easy to say)
if civil war breaks out or if crime rates rise as much as they have in sweden, people will start to go to poland tho.
I used to be a normal guy but I went trans 3 years ago and for some reason its so easy to get with women that its freaking me out. I was in line last night at the ice cream parlor near my place and I was just in a short skirt, tank top, and light makeup and out of the blue a 10/10 girl started chatting me up and we ended up talking till the shop closed and when I told her I was trans she didn't believe me. We walked a bit in the park at dark and she took me into a near by ladies room and I ended up having sex with her in there. This has gone on with other women for 8 months straight.
I can share some more sexploits if anyone is interested and I want to know if anyone else has had this happen to them. I'm not even lesbian either, I just end up with these women for like a night or two.
Either you want me to Awooo!!! For you...
Or you want me to put you to sleep.
Okay since you are offering me advice, what exactly would you suggest i pick out there? Can you like link me something so I get an idea? Trust me I don't want to dress formal every time I go in girl mode even though its seems like it, I just can't into daily girl fashion.
>I used to be a normal straight guy ... and now I want to have a SRS vag and fuck trannies in the holes with my strapon dil
Anon, you've spoken to her desu
I can't right now because I'm on my phone. Ask me again tonight. My advice tho is looser tops, crew tops if you have the belly for it, etc. Just like, recognize your flaws and compensate for them. Wide shoulders? Try longer sleeves or less cleavage. Focus on your advantages- i try to wear skirts or tight pants to draw attention to my legs.
Is this even normal to be able to pick up women so easy as a girl because I never had luck with women in when I was a boy and now I am not even seeking them out, they just come to me.
>since nobody else acknowledged you, yes. it is a pretty lipstick.
>i bought 2 cheaper ones that i want to try and do an ombre with. MAC Ruby Woo and MUA Coral Flush.
i use ruby woo a looooooooooooooooot. it's like the only true vintage red out there. that's the one u can kind of see me wearing in this pic. please don't ombre it. lol
>It took forever to work myself up to it but I did it!
YAY I'M SO PROUD OF U!!!
I wear skirts around and stuff, but the only time i ever go out is when i go to work, where i have to wear pants.
I've worn girl clothes in public tho. Just infrequent that i get to.
I woulsnt recommend stockings, they seem sorta immature imo and theres just a lot of ways they can look bad.
Uhhh here pic related for like an example of a good top.
>tfw i slap men in the face with my 6.5" tinkler
who cares if ur a man if u have great sex and fun with boys?
what if the dark line under my gt is literally letting out little droplets of slime? Its been doing it for 3 days, its not sweat either, I looked at it and the droplets are seeping out of the skin.
This happened to me ;~;
>Rich gf convinced me to start crossdressing as a maid to help spice up our sex life
>This escalated into her having me wear girly maid clothes full time and make her food and clean her mansion for her
>Started using dildo on me and stopped letting me fuck her with my penis
>Started feeling more emotional and submissive due to female hormones she was secretly dosing me with
>Then one night she slipped date rape drugs in my drink and I woke up tied down in a Brazilian hospital
>After a haze of sex reassignment surgery and mental reprogramming, was fucked against my will by numerous male staff and then shipped back into the US in a cargo plane to serve as gf's illegal immigrant maid
please stop, it hurts to laugh this hard.
i am sooooooo glad i don't look like my dad.
not that i wouldn't be able to pass if i still transitioned, i'd just look like my auntie. that's not someone i'd want to look like. imagine someone with a face half way between a poo-in-the-loo and a naked mole rat.
>your dick is a hotdog with sprinkles on it?
no, here is a better example, the line on the bottom of my peen is super dark and sensitive and now sometimes during the day its seeping little droplets of slimy water or something that smells sweet.
idc if it's gay or not i still get to have lots of hot sex. u worry about ur labels i'll worry about which dick to suck
um idk. it was kind of whatever. i lost my virginity to my first bf when i was like ...14 or so? maybe 13. he was a year older than me. i didn't have truly great sex probably until i was like.......21?
ruby woo is ridiculously matte, if you try to ombre it, it'll look like shit
Kayla's posts make me sing that in my head. https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU
With her name instead of Lola, obviously. Does that make me a bad person? And if so, should I just go ahead and record it?
Can you stop this routine? Like seriously you pass flawlessly and we all know it and get it, its just rude after a while and is a passive aggressive way to shit on us non passers.
"oh look I am an ftm (shows cleavage), oh look I am such a man (wearing women clothes and looking like a girl)" its a slap in the face to everyone and you don't even care
>Can you stop this routine? Like seriously you pass flawlessly and we all know it and get it, its just rude after a while and is a passive aggressive way to shit on us non passers
I have to go out for a run and it's -6 Celsius out there. I thought about skipping it but then I came here. This thread always shows me the way.
Here are my feet. Want one up your crotch? I'm told I'm pretty good at punting.
I don't pass unfortunately, I'm too agressive, my voice is deep and growly (and I don't add that little bit of faggyness to it like the clypt you posted), I'm treated like a man again now with all the new people I've met, they just assume I must be trying to act as manly as I naturally am
yo waz tha holup? on your fours and you betta not make me tell yo sorry cracka ass again
mmh i be pimpin dem dicky hoes and dis sissy whiteboy be like "erm i need my money for my sexual reassignment surgery, sir" and i wuz like bitch you ma property now i ain't neva gonna allow my ho having his pasty clit clipped. imma businessman nawsayin
niggas love tiny clit whiteboys nawmsayin nawmsayin
i would drop absolutely everything and move there right now if i had a way to sustain living. i wish i could get a job fresh off the plane and slave with everything i've got, just to be closer to you.
Nah, I live in a backwater part of Canada with a single gatekeeper.
i want purpose in being in your life to make you happy, as you do for me. i would cherish being able to wake up by your side every morning and spending the rest of whatever life i have left with you. i really hope your boyfriend takes good care of you.