/mtfg/ - Transwoman General - Funny Maymays

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comfort.

post beepbeep butt
beepbutt
buttbutt

sheen passed away before they could see the new thread

HONey i'm home! *audience claps*

>>5591544
i hope sheen is able to be asleep peacefully tonight.

>>5591539
that's me even after 1 year of hormones

>>5591550
you look like ixmike? let me ride the fuck out of your cock.

*laugh track*

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I'm here to prank your thread up

>>5591553
omg back the fuck off?!?!! *stabs him in the balls*

>>5591557
you've already prank'd my heart bb.

>>5591557
Just a prank bro :)

>>5591550
>hormones turned me into a hebe: my struggle with being a girl in a jew's body

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>>5591557
*cue cricket chirping*

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ask me stuff or I'll release pic related from it's millenia of sleep

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>tfw you cant trust yourself about how you look but others could be lying or hugboxing so you go outside and get stoned to death by muslims

>>5591561
<3

>>5591563
24/7

>>5591570
Morning Kayla

>>5591569
>on TLC, tonight

>>5591575
>morning kayla
it's just a prank bro :^)

also it's not kayla. it is me, edgar

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>>5591575
>you will always be inferior to angie's boyfriend
>you will never cuddle angie in the moonlight
>angie will never love you
these pranks..haha...:')

anyways, how'd you sleep?

>>5591578
I don't believe you :>)

de princess is in anutha castle

>>5591580
of course you don't
the surgeons mangled you beyond repair leaving you forever retarded

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>>5591579
I slept decent.
About to head out soon to get supplies before this storm hits

We wuz girls nshit

*stabs him in the balls*

>>5591586
>that pic
ow.
alright well be safe.

>>5591587
then the cissies came and fugged it up

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>>5591585
Well someone is in a fussy mood today?
What's wrong?
Is the espresso machine at work jammed?
Did your mother catch you jerking off in her Sunday's best again?

>>5591587
hol up HOL UP

>>5591586
me in the last panel left in the cold

>>5591540
I don't take butt pictures.

>>5591593
you are constantly emulating filthy frank but you don't realize you are not funny as him and never will be. stop this copycat cringeworthy behavior at once and kill yourself you worthless ape

>>5591578
What kind of sicko would pretend to be Edgar?

>>5591603
It's harmless fun

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>>5591599
butt you did, bb

>>5591604
let me smear my lovepoop all over u

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who /pocket ravioli/ here?
I have an old button down with pockets so this shit is going down soon

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>>5591607
>fun

>>5591613
cook something proper

>>5591609
Oh no you got me

>>5591613
please, actually make pocket ravioli. my disposition towards you would increase so much.

>>5591613
ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

>>5591613
cmon eat some proper food -_-

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>>5591590
I will, thanks

>>5591603
Kayla....

I told my friend that he should transition and he went and did it, the absolute madman

>>5591613
>white trash grub

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>>5591626
jesus christ you have a goldmine on that phone.

>>5591630
>tfw you'll never give ad ten tickles on her feet

>>5591627
hahahaha
you pranked him good

Is beepbeep a massan viewer?

>>5591630
>tfw no tenticles squeezing your bobs and gt

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>>5591613
>chef Boyardee
Are you fucking kidding me?
You eat that garbage.
God your taste is shit.

>>5591630
I do my best

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>>5591611
Lovers want to love
Haters want to hate

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Reminder

>>5591639
marry me. today was pretty bleak until you pranked up the place. ty bb.

>>5591642
that gif
Funny he doesn't look like R. Kelly

>>5591639
>chef Boyardee
but that's what frank ate

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>>5591637

>>5591648
frank is filthy for a reason. he ate vomit as a prank. apply yourself.

fun fact: kayla only posts here because he wants to score some big fat girl tinkler

As per usual, Kayla took the meme too far.

>>5591652
true
see:>>5591645

>>5591633
waow.. i will though ;)

>>5591651
i put a bit of Parmesan on it and some fresh oregano leaves, its not that bad

now I am thinking I would rather cook myself some burgers instead

>>5591648
>frank
his name is georgio, cancerous newfag

>>5591657
Pls ask permission first before you make declarations like that please

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>>5591658
>putting herbs on literal shit
>thinks it makes it food now

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>tfw i will never be a bad bitch

>>5591654
because autism

>>5591671
Mild autism :^)

>>5591663
ok can i............
i promise i'll link you every sheenmeme i see

>>5591668
But you are bad. You're terrible.

>>5591668
lol look at her struggling to put down even an average scrawny beta male like him even though they are the same height

women are inferior

>>5591645
Even Kayla 's lies are dishonest

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>>5591668

>>5591672
oooooh, mild
right sorry :^)

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>>5591682

>>5591678
All lies are dishonest...?

i am proud to be a man. men are the best
they built civilizations n shit

>>5591685
that cat looks creepy as fuck
her whiskers also look like stubble

>>5591674
You do that anyway! No deal.

>favorite meme
Definitely calling people autistic

>>5591685
i love you, whoever you are anon

introducing, new post-ironic smile,
fresh off the meme presses:

:?)

>>5591694
>oddish will never spread her autism dna inside you
okay real talk i had a weird dream. how u doin?

>>5591696
I don't like that one :V

>>5591686
Can you imagine a life that's mostly made up fantasy?

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A genie offers to grant you three wishes
What are they?

>>5591696
i have no face to emote my emotion. i can't even feel irony anymore.

>>5591703
I wish everyone in /mtfg/ gets a vagina.

Then I wish they all get them taken away and grow dicks again.
... But then I wish we can all be cis.

>>5591694
except kayla literally confessed to her being autistic you raging autist. you have to be trolling at this point because no way you are this dense

one of the telltale signs of autism is lacking reading comprehension

>>5591700
I'm very good at that actually. I've got two dozen or so anon personalities that I like to cycle through. They each have their own lives that I imagine for them. Sometimes I have them talk to each other and argue, post made up pictures. It's actually quite a life they all have. And they're all my lives.

>>5591704
wow that's allen ginsberg deep yo

>>5591703
cuteness
immortality
either the ability to master anything i care to put my mind to in a matter of minutes or [something secret]

i'm boring

>>5591697
Tell me bout your dream. I stayed up late and didn't get enough sleep and now I'm like....all fucked up, i feel like I'm a 40 y.o. heroin addict.
>>5591703
Vagina
Idc about the rest
>>5591711
Woah dude i wasnt even commenting on that. I like just got here and saw the thread edition. Kayla is autistic?

>>5591703
being cis
royal blood (hohenzollern)
restoring the German Empire. 1914 borders.

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>>5591523
>>tfw no pre-cum soaked penis to suck t.Elanna
Thanks kuppy

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>>5591703
1. I wish Spain stayed a caliphate like it always was
2. I wish Kayla became a living tomato
3. I wish oddish had his autism cured

>>5591703
1. I wish that Kayla was immortal
2. I wish that every trans girl except her could become cis
3. I wish that Kayla could never get ffs or srs at any point in her endless life

>>5591703
height that doesnt begin with a 6'
a house
to have a vagina

>>5591703

Lifetime entry to the cisterhood.
A really good singing voice.
Umm... Romelu Lukaku for a husbando.

>>5591716
read her post here you blind fuck

>>5591645
>>5591645

>>5591716
after the autism i typed earlier? i'm fucking scared. it wasn't even anything degenerate but i woke up aroused for no fucking reason.
>>5591726
you're one ruthless motherfucker, anon.

>>5591703
let.
me.
die.

>>5591730
I care less about that and much more about why you're being mean to me for not backreading the entire thread before i come in. What's your malfunction
>>5591723
How sweet

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>>5591726
Lmfao

>>5591703
No more dysphoria so I can become a straight man
Ricky to be my gf
Elanna to be my side bitch

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>>5591720
Germaboo?

>>5591722
Should be in the opening post of each thread desu

>>5591726
Wew

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meh, screw the ravioli, i'm cooking steak burgers instead
I marinaded them in Worcestershire sauce all night and mixed in fresh chunks of bacon and steak rub. Was going to have them for dinner but my appetite is ungodly at the moment.

>>5591703
Remy to step on my dick until it bleeds every day.
Remy to step on my dick even harder.
Remy to step on my dick until it breaks.

>>5591735
what's your malfunction when you are unable to read a couple of posts first time you come here, retard

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>>5591742

>>5591726
Can you imagine Kayla post srs and wanting miss cock back?

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>>5591726
fug:DD

>>5591748
god kayla needs to see a doctor

>>5591748
>i never post as anon!!! i am not that dishonest!!!!

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>>5591753

>>5591742
thats a mack daddy patty

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>>5591703
>cisdom for everyone here
>good health for everyone here
>make lily militantly straight, just for the lulz

>>5591703
>be a cis female
>be attractive
>be intelligent

any other choice is pretty retarded imo

>>5591755
The wish would make you a girl silly

I hope a pack of wild niggers rape kayla's asshole over and over again until it can no longer return to its natural state

>>5591726
Savage

All I want for christmas is to stop dripping precum if I've been turned on in the last 12 hours.

>>5591764
you're right, i shouldn't wish to cure cancer at all. haha, gotta be smart while i do fucking nothing with my life. :')

>>5591769
That one might... ;)

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To all those meanies bullying oddish, you are just jealous because she has childbearing hips and you don't

>>5591773
that's not oddish, retard.

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>>5591769
>wishes never come true
Pls don't lie anon

>>5591726
who would hate kayla so much they would wish him something this mean

except kayla himself? :^)

>>5591635
what is that anon?

>>5591778
I'm not that creature, don't worry. I just like to bully the shit out of it.

>>5591775
>bitter hon

>>5591738
No, I am actually German.

>>5591777
Nice trips

I'll make it so. It won't do to have agf that thinks she's a boy!

>>5591786
germans should die out for what they did in the WW2

>>5591785
it's literally not her. stop being stupid.
>>5591788
omg naise dubs :)

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>>5591783
Anon, you kill me ;~;

>>5591786
How come you want the Hohenzollerns restored?

>>5591789
Germany dindu nuffin

>>5591790
Baby please

>>5591791
Ty nerd

>>5591791
i hope you get hit by a train you fucking faggot

>>5591743
Why are you so infatuated with me anon?

>>5591783

There's a lot going on in that pic so it's a weird thing to focus in on, but what's going with his mouth?

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>tfw people say you pass but you can't see it

>>5591794
yeah it was actually a deranged austrian sociopath like lala larry

>h-hey guys i posted it again
>>5591744
Why in the world would i give a shit about kayla
>>5591734
Yea but what was it

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>>5591799
Welcome to trannydom

>tfw hormones don't work

>>5591796
there's no train in sight for 200 miles. stop living in delusion.
>>5591795
omg howd u kno im a nerd ? x3 do u wanna watch anime togethr lol???

>so many bricks to throw at people here, so little time

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>>5591807
If 4 people say the same thing should I trust them?
I want off this wild ride.

>>5591810
iktf

>>5591800
Oops

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>>5591801
Hitler dindu nuffin
He was a good boy
He was going to Reichstag every sunday bout to get his life back on track
Need more gas for dem genocides

>>5591815
jump off the bridge you disgusting weeaboo subhuman

>>5591819
Yes, you should trust them.

>>5591810
They take longer that a year, fucking too much memeing here about hrt. Puberty doesn't only take one year. Plus most of you are drunks and alcohol fucks up liver function, bad liver=more T.

>>5591815
You are incredibly agitated right now, over me saying nice trips.

>>5591703
>to live in flavor town
>when i die the universe would collapse
>wish that nobody can make wishes anymore

>>5591823
there's no bridge high enough to do any major damage for another 200 miles, either. i am completely isolated on a flat surface. stop projecting yourself on me and calm down. i'm not a weeaboo. it was just shitposting.
>>5591828
you seem incredibly dense if you really think that's 'incredibly agitated'.

>>5591829
rude

>>5591789
I am sorry we failed, but I am sure we will win next time bby

>>5591794
because they were pretty cool and our current political class exclusively consists of weaklings.

>>5591819
Yes, you should. To live a normal life, you just need to learn to trust people when they say you pass, because it takes a long time to pass to yourself, if you ever do.

Jeez, the thread was pretty happy a couple of hours ago. What went wrong?

>>5591818
we need to get you some new images ricky

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I posted my pic in passgen and someone said that I will never pass
>tfw killing myself

>>5591759
ay yai. she *seriously* needs to do mushrooms so she can leave this person who she has clearly been for such a long time behind and move on. i'm not joking there was a reason why psychoanalysis and many branches of psychotherapy were obsessed with psychedelics. from the inherent poverty of woolgather'y psychoanalysis it actually became useful. it gets so much of the subconscious behind stuck thinking out in the open so people can understand their insecurities cry them out, see their structure, and have them out, mapped, outside of them, and able to be walked away from, even for a few months.

it's even better if you can do this and nav it all privately and not need to be a mess in front of someone guiding you. a practitioners guide to schema therapy identifies a lot of broken defensive ways of thinking people get stuck in. following the concepts of set and setting so it goes as easily as possible, it can be really helpful to work on this shit on your own, and not feel everyone laughing at you, feeling them not even wanting you around, like here. all of the sudden we can really truly become nothing, when one gets proper perspective. instead she's basically imprisoned within herself and part of that is here.

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I see people are fighting. :(

I weep

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>>5591836
Kaiser Willy was bretty cool tbdesu

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>>5591824
>>5591837
Okay i'll try.
It's a bit hard when all I see is man and I think trusting other people is really hard too.

Need to get an okay voice, some clothes and then some confidence I guess.

>>5591831
stop feeding me with your excuses and just grab a knife and slice your wrists already

>>5591847
I'm not fighting, I'm trying to be positive. I even enrolled back into college yesterday.

>>5591836
brb importing more turks and syrians into germany to dilute german genepool a bit :^)

>>5591852
my life is beautiful. if you want me to stop, you'll have to come and take it from me.

>>5591847
>weep
hahaha faggot

>>5591857
no, you are going to kill yourself one day trust me

>>5591853
i'll tickle your feet into oblivion

>>5591855
that's really good. i hope it works out.

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>tfw caffeine addict

>>5591851
That's exactly what you need. Going outside would help a lot too, being neet and trapped in an apartment with nothing but mirrors for feedback is a good way to slip back into hopelessness ;_;

>>5591867
not as long as i have purpose.

>>5591871
>tfw coffee has no noticeable affect on me

>>5591874
why is that tv always on
>>5591871
more like cock addict

>>5591876
>affect
effect

>>5591871
can't wait for the fun diuretic party when i invite spiro to hang out with caffeine

>>5591881
fug me

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>>5591871
>tfw can't stay awake without coffee

>>5591872
No idea what to actually do when outside though, would be best to start with just smaller things I think.

>>5591763
I don't want to bleed out of my crouch for good part of my life

#benis is great, #dickgirl

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>>5591870
>believing kayla

>>5591870
thanks, I am sure it will

>>5591849
yus

>>5591888
>>>/transtrender/

>>5591886
Walk around the block. Just being outside and moving is a huge improvement from neet life.

>>5591882
Post coffee shits are are the worse, right after the post running shits. It's like your asshole turned into a sprinkler.

>>5591880
thats lewd to be HONest

>>5591882
you're going to have a great time :^)

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>tfw 4AM but don't feel tired enough to go to sleep so shitpost to keep the bad feels at bay

>>5591886
Little things, although the end goal would be some sort of work or school or something I think.

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>>5591893
But what if I run into people who bully me for being such a hon.

>>5591905
Do people regularly bully each other on the streets of Sweden? Stop making excuses and just do.

>>5591907
She'll get raped by "refugees" though

>>5591905
Oh doughnut, stop with the trolling already. All you do is whine, whine, whine.

>>5591904
Elanna I'm not a chaser but I think it might be a waste of my dick if i don't fug a transgirl before I get srs. Interested? I live like 2 hours from you, I'll drive.

>tfw so lonely you take your friends being busy and not responding back as a sign that they don't like you

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>>5591905
Don't people stare at you in boymode? You know, probably because you look like a girl?

Which trip most likely to get raped?

>>5591918
>tfw you just want a friend but you only seem to make everyone sad

>>5591918
ye i know the feeling.

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>>5591696
i really like this meme (^::^)
>>5591899
you got dubs though!
>>5591905
then you might get a qt bully gf or bf.
>>5591918
>tfw want to ask if your friends hate you, but you're too scared of the answer

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>>5591907
Maybe not but they might if I look really manly.
I guess no one really knows me here except for old friends though so nothing to lose.

>>5591914
This tbhon.

>>5591922
Because i'm very manly and intimidating I think and because I have long hair with bangs and boobs but Swedes don't stare very much.

I'm also a master of disguise at this point so no one even notices probably.

>>5591825
You always drink and always complain about hrt doing nothing

>>5591927
>tfw you dont know how not to make people sad so you never progress

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The big snow is coming. In less than an hour it'll be snowmageddon 2016.

Bring it on!

>>5591918
tfw
I'm so paranoid of that shit, I can sometimes take nearly anything as a sign that someone dislikes/hates me

>>5591932
Well
Good enough I guess

>>5591933
In all seriousness
Just do it

>>5591931
i get really insecure when people don't reply

>>5591926
if we consider location, I guess the swedes win. I am probably second tho.

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>>5591937

>>5591948
why would anyone want to rape an ugly tranny like you

>>5591926
Whoever is in elannas or kiwis crosshairs

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>>5591916
I'm really flattered by the offer anon, but I have a girlfriend.

>>5591946
i should keep repyling then.

>>5591952
>implying refugees have standards
>implying all german women arent ugly and manly

>>5591945
>tfw conditioned to always say 'bye' before leaving because you want the other person to acknowledge you
>when someone leaves abruptly without telling you theyre done you take it as a sign that they're bored of you
>tfw

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>>5591927
>tfw you decide to not initiate the text/email
>tfw your phone can go days without a charge

>>5591955
Open relationship ?

>>5591951
kill me i want to die

>>5591954
>Whoever is in elannas crosshairs
But I want it.

>>5591962
Nope.

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>>5591945
>Just do it
Yeah ;-;
I hope I can pass or at least look female ish without going full kayla, I like the kind of clothes I wear now except I would get more feminine stuff.

>>5591952
anon its dark at night.

>>5591962
Monogamous

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>>5591884
here you go

>>5591963
no, im here for you

>>5591965
>>5591968
Sigh

Any other post srs tranny wanna help another tranny out? I just wanna have sex before I lose it forever

>>5591974
dont be silly blindy no one is ever here for me
im always alone

>>5591976
why does it need to be a post srs tranny? just get a hooker or pick up a slut?

>>5591984
Because I want it to be a tranny

I could find a trans escort maybe. Do they have post srs trans escorts?

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>>5591884
tbqh

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>>5591976
The stipulation that you sex a post SRS tranny is odd to me, why not a cis girl?

>>5591976
>Neovag over cis vag
You are an odd chaser

If a boy says you have nice lips does that mean he wants to use those lips?

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wow this is the first time I just couldn't eat, it just made me feel terrible and guilty I just ate some of the fries I fried and gave the rest to my dad.

Anyone else finally realize when they have to make changes to their diet?

>>5591982
says plebbier pleb with more disgusting tastes

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>>5591884
:'(

>>5591997
Why couldn't you eat?

>>5591988
wanna check how it ´looks and works?

>>5591995
yes. unless he knew you before transition.

>>5591993
>>5591994
I'm getting srs in 2 months, I wanna know what an srs vag feels like so I know what guys think when they're fugging me. I've already tried with cis girl vagina. It was gross feeling.

>>5591976
>chaser getting SRS
I don't understand. Is this a prank?

>>5591997
Due to your history, all pic most be timestamped

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Time I go to bed
Have a good day girls.

>>5591988
>escorts
enjoy your AIDS

>>5592010
i'll try not to kill myself but i'm having a hard time

>>5592005
Sure, and I'm Santa too

>>5592006
I'm not a chaser

>>5592004
Exactly. Gotta experience it from the other perspective before I get mine.

>>5592012
I know I know. I'm scared.

>>5592010
cya kuppy, sleep well

>>5592015
Ugh. I should have known I wouldn't be taken seriously. I thought honesty would make people more sympathetic.

>>5591965
Trip on kit or bexe

>>5591995
It means what you think it means. That your lips are nice

>>5592019
>honesty
>4chan

>>5592003
I think I accept I need to lose the weight I gained because of my hrt bulk. At least I know what exercises i need to do to shape myself and use the fat for a purpose. I am just worried about loosing my boobs if i lose weight

>>5592022
>kit or bexe
you need to keep up to date on the drama anon

>>5591961
i wish i wasn't annoying so i could keep people interested in talking to me
idk how not to be annoying

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>>5592026
yeah, how would you masturbate to yourself if you didn't have those?

>>5592019
>sympathetic
to a rich person? you don't get most of us here will never afford srs so um fuck you pal, go cry for sympathy on the Forbes board.

>>5592017
>>5592017
I doubt youd find a post srs hooker that would have sex without a condom though? you might want to try grindr or tindr or whatever these things are called.

>>5592019
I am taking you seriously. I had a pretty similar approach before I transitioned. Only wanted a cisgirl though.
but the dysphoria was mindblowing so I didnt enjoy it and can barely remember details cause I was so busy dealing with all this baggage
good luck tho!

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>>5592005
Chaser logic confuses me sometimes, but good luck on your quest

>>5592022
My lips are manly and small though.

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>>5592033
im not that much of a hon

>>5592040
wow. is that recent? you really made some progress.

>>5592040
Pic dark as fuck, lol

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>>5591884

>>5592030
I'm sorry I have been away. Who is elannas current squeeze?

>>5592034
...

>>5592037
Yes the cis girl I tried with made me feel absolutely terrible and gross. But I have to know what a trans vagina *feels* like to a guy before I can know for sure that it's worth it. For comparison, basically.

I'll give dating sites a try. Maybe I'll get lucky.

>>5592038
Sigh.

>>5592050
OK raifu

>>5592047
its like a month old
I got super pale though.

>>5592053
Implying elanna would actually fuck any of the girls here

>>5591703
i wish:

-for a way for trans people to have their own biological children that doesn't require they keep their gonads or freeze their gametes.

-for all of /mtfg/'s faces/voices to magically transform into what they would have looked/sounded like without testosterone.

[enough people have wished for the vagina bit but the face/voice bit needed more rep]

-for TERFs and Mohammedans to poof out of existence.

>>5591720
>restoring the German Empire. 1914 borders.
i like this. fucking ruskies, polaks and czechs stealing german land ¬__¬

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>>5592017
>chaser says he's not a chaser
That's new.

I miss being in love. I don't mean being loved, or in a relationship. Just that feeling I could do anything for that special someone. Of course, to be completely honest, I'm in love already. But after seventeen years, that love is growing dull, even if it's keeping me alive. And obviously, there's not much I can do for a dead girl, other than remembering her. And staying faithful. Sooo... I'm probably going to make a huge mistake here, but I really do miss it, I need that sharp and painful feeling to keep going. Now if only I could come across someone who's both worthy of that love and not utterly out of reach... Unlikely. To say the least.

>>5592064
i actually do, though.

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>>5592063
About that...

>>5592047
>falling for angles
germans are really this retarded

>>5592053
>this chaser gets an A for creativity

>>5592067
i wish i was in love too still. it was just an illusion the entire time, but i loved it so much, feeling like i had something special with someone worth far more than me. it hurts. i don't know if i can last much longer. ive already attempted suicide 3 times and i dont see myself stopping

>>5592066
Hey give it a rest. I'm a trans girl, you don't have to misgender me just because you think I'm a chaser.

>>5592065
polak here
u mad, kid?

>>5592074
edgy.

>>5592040
Physically you're probably fine. But you are shit at taking photos and you need to like jump on pinterest or something and figure out a better style. Go to nordstrom or americanapparel.
>>5592050
Awoo

>>5592078
yes. i literally cried myself to sleep after watching the greatest story never told.
you needed your ass kicked for the persecution of german minorities in the "polish" corridor.
how did the katyn massacre feel?
how did it feel to be made russia's bitch for half a century after?
you got what you deserved, shabbat goy.

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So I start spring semester on the 17th of next month. I remember when I used to go there they had a club rush week and last time there was a trans club. Would that be a good or bad idea to join?

>>5592053
its heavily dependent on luck and surgeon though. My SO swears its basically not different from his previous GFs at all (I think I am his 8th or 9th). I think it isnt a bad idea if you have the mental fortitude to handle it tho. Good Luck!

>>5592062
Honestly, I think youre doing okay.

>>5592065
I like your taste.

>>5592072
>not being able to de- and reconstruct images in your mind
kek

>>5592078
no. I actually like current day poles. Have never met one that wasnt nice to me irl.

>>5592053
why would you want to fuck a neovag just to "try it out"? it makes no sense

>>5592071
Which one?

>>5592090
>you will never wake up every morning to oddish awooing for you.
hold me.

>>5592094
Thanks for all the advice. I really appreciate it.

>>5592094
>Honestly, I think youre doing okay.
Thanks. Everyone here makes mad fun of me so my self esteem is fucking dead and I feel like a mutant.

>>5592090
>nordstrom or americanapparel
hm... but I am afraid of buying girl stuff in person

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>tfw gonna have to go buy feminine glasses as a man
Kill me

>>5592100
>tfw remy still wont step on your dick

>>5592103
Both sites have great online shopping capabilities, free returns and the works.

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>>5592002
I'm the best prankster

>>5592050
>ufufu

>>5592092
17th of feb
That's awfully late for a spring semester to start

>>5592091
your buttmad spillage tastes like honey in tea in the morning mmh
>>5592094
yea but i don't like germans so i am kinda glad your country is getting systematically turkified/kebabfied
you kinda deserve it anyway

>>5592076
I found better than someone worth more than me. She was my perfect equal. A true alter ego. My mirror. I guess it makes sense one of us had to die. Wish I'd been quicker than her. Actually, I'm feeling unending guilt for being the one who lived.

>>5592113
damn straight you are bb.

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>>5592100
>Never wake up every morning to Oddish Awoo!ing for you.

Awooo! Werewolf of London!

>>5592101
youre welcome! Check back if you have questions.
also remember to either use lube (not too much) or make sure the girl is properly wet. apparently vaginas feel different if theyre too dry. I lack the personal experience to really comment on this theory though.

>>5592103
its just people on the internet. they shouldnt have any impact on your life (I know, easy to say)

>>5592115
if civil war breaks out or if crime rates rise as much as they have in sweden, people will start to go to poland tho.

it's a doggie dog world

>>5592120
denmother, please ease my suffering.

>>5592100
Awoo
>>5592103
Internet. Or courage.

>>5592118
i'm so sorry. i'm crying for yours and my own losses

>>5592091
Didn't know Edgar is also an avid German culture enthusiast

>Germany = scheisse porn
>Edgar = poop lover
ooh

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I used to be a normal guy but I went trans 3 years ago and for some reason its so easy to get with women that its freaking me out. I was in line last night at the ice cream parlor near my place and I was just in a short skirt, tank top, and light makeup and out of the blue a 10/10 girl started chatting me up and we ended up talking till the shop closed and when I told her I was trans she didn't believe me. We walked a bit in the park at dark and she took me into a near by ladies room and I ended up having sex with her in there. This has gone on with other women for 8 months straight.

I can share some more sexploits if anyone is interested and I want to know if anyone else has had this happen to them. I'm not even lesbian either, I just end up with these women for like a night or two.

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>>5592128
Either you want me to Awooo!!! For you...
Or you want me to put you to sleep.

>>5592121
lol that's what you believe but we gonna be like hungary and set up borders to keep you durka krauts out

>>5592135
>kayla's fantasies

>>5592141
both. please.

KAAAAAAAAAYLAAAAAAAAA

>>5592132
Okay since you are offering me advice, what exactly would you suggest i pick out there? Can you like link me something so I get an idea? Trust me I don't want to dress formal every time I go in girl mode even though its seems like it, I just can't into daily girl fashion.

>>5592140
*squeezes you knot*

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oi ya cock slinging semen demons, what's up ?

>>5592142
I hope so. goodluck bby

day 5 hrt and my crotch sweat smells female.
my armpits smell like 3/4 female.
also the line under my girltinkler has turned pretty dark.

i feel like this is too soon.

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>>5592135
>I used to be a normal straight guy ... and now I want to have a SRS vag and fuck trannies in the holes with my strapon dil

>>5592151
i want to die

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>>5592147
And yet you'll get only one~

>>5592151
gross

>>5592160
why ?

>>5592155
kthxbai

>>5592134
this Edgar meme still hasn't been explained to me. I have no idea who Edgar is, I have a feeling some anon just decided to call me Edgar for no reason.

[fyi sweat is my thing, not scat]

>>5592151
i fucked your mom
(and she's pregnant now)
((the kid's gonna have two moms now))
(((:^))))

>>5592151
Who's that boy?

>>5592156
Why are you smelling your crotch?

>>5592156
>shit hons say

>>5592164
because i have no friends, no way to make friends, and i'm not a real person and don't deserve happiness
oh and i look like a hideous boy

>>5592162
you're the cruelest mother.

>>5592111
....

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>>5592099
Anon, you've spoken to her desu

>>5592163
ikr lmao
>>5592174
you must be tiny just spent the last 2 hrs talking to her