gaygen - 10/10 edition

>>5487958
this thread is already doomed

Someone should make a personality quiz, like what gaygen poster are you?

>tfw markus rippletitus will never spit on your teenage self when first joining the gym
>he will never touch your ass and say:
>lift with yout hips, I want hip drive
>he will never slap your ass after a workout
>he will never give you "the stare"

>>5487971

i puked a little in my mouth

topic of discussion: how do you guys think it will be before jupp and silentprotagonist's relationship fizzles away?

my hypothesis: under 6 months

>>5487971
Kekek ill help out if need be

>>5487980

could you be any more of a stereotypical basic bitch?

>>5487982
okay what options should there be for the answers

>>5487971
what would be the categories be?

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favorite doggu?

>mine

"The biggest dog in the world is Boris.

>>5487989

hippie
shitposter
poltard
moron
biscum

>>5488001
nah i was thinking like specific poster

>>5488001
we would all fall either into the shitposter or poltard ones. Except for the known biscums who would fall there.

>>5487989
The names of the trips

>>5487971
I'd rather nail my eye lids to a grenade.

>>5488004

5652 - ayy lmao shitposting
kaiser88 - psycho nazi
zombii - nice but naive guy
swede - attention whore
annskellington - horny ERPing biscum

>>5487998
I really like dalmatians.

I had one for 13 years and then she died :c

>>5488011
I don't think there's that much variety between trips tho

>>5487998
has anyone here taken the knot?

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>>5487998
Been always fond of Great Danes. Pugs are adorbs.

>>5488020
Just do it with like five or six of them. The really autistic ones and some normal ones.

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>>5487958
Posting first and only 10/10.

>>5488040
That isn't a picture of you <3

>>5488018
Wooo! I made the list.

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>>5488040
>10/10

>>5487954
>implying /lgbt/ has mods

>>5488048
kill yourself
you are disgusting

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>>5488060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMp4UVXFUtI

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Actually went out for a run today.

I'm pretty proud of myself, even though at the end I felt like I was dying.

>>5488080

nice! i hate running myself, but its still good cardio.

how much did you do?

>>5488077
You shouldn't glorify eating disorders bullykun

>>5488098
you are such a creepy pedo fag

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What do you think about this body?

hot? not?

>>5488087
>how much did you do?
I have no idea, I just kept going until I was tired. I didn't take my phone or my watch with me either.

It probably wasn't much since I hadn't done any cardio in months, but well.

>>5488118
needs more hydration

>>5488118
too much for sure imo

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>>5488080
Nice! Cardio is the hardest part of getting fit, for me at least.

>>5488118
He has notraps and looks like a walking shoulder. He's not pretty from more than 2 feet away

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>>5488091
The Kleppe is quite a healthy young lad.
What did you eat today?

>>5488128
this

looks really dry

>>5488118
Mastest is preddy much my goal body.

>>5488140
Post traps.

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>>5488128

he is hydrated lol
thats what he looks like

>>5488120

nice, but make sure to track your stats in future - seeing how far youve come is some crazy good motivation

personally ive logged almost everything ive done for the last 5 months, it really helps when i feel demotivated/lazy

>>5488140
He has traps

>>5488145
Egg whites, chicken, protein shake

>>5488154

???
are you joking?

>>5488018
do me do me
also
>including kaiser
?? he's posted here like once in the last year

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>>5488157
That's gonna be fun to shit out.

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>>5488155
yeah, I know it's good to keep track, but I wasn't planning on doing it. I was laying in bed feeling kinda bad and said "fuck it, let's run."

It worked. I feel better now, so I want to keep doing it.

>>5488172
>fast metabolism
>lots of water
Piece of cake.

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>>5488157
Not when he's standing upright. Everyone has traps when they're leaned over and ready for rumping

Pic related, case in point

>>5488154
Pls love me

>>5488188
I want some of that cake

>>5488118

Kind of grotesque desu

I'm sure it looks better when he's not flexing

>>5488164
Why would I joke? I mean ideally, I'd want to be even bigger, but a lean 100kg seems pretty great to me.

How was everybody's day?
I work Sundays. Was pretty fun, as usual. Lots of work, though.

>>5488194
Looking good m8.

What's your height and weight at?

>>5488219
6'2" 220something there
230 now because holiday water

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>>5488188
Well, so long as you stay happy and healthy.
Keep up the good work!

>>5488210
Keep plumping up those tiddies, boy. Only 355 days, 15 hours and 16 minutes until Aussie Christmas.

>>5488214
Okay. I'm going to go look at some notebooks later for when I go back to uni.

>>5488214
I just got out of bed. Eating shitty food and shitposting like everyday and lifting.

>>5488210

because he looks like a bag of smashed assholes and has literally only 10 years to live?

>>5488214
boring. i finished the office and now i'm watching svu
i finally go back to work tomorrow but i'm not really looking forward to it

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>>5488311

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>>5488322

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>tfw you realize you've accumulated way too much fucking stuff
>tfw moving will be a bitch in the future

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>>5488334

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>>5487958
>10/10 studs
got you senpai

>>5488214
>4 hours of sleep
>hung over
>Co-worker never shows up to work
>have to call boss in on her day off
Pretty shit so far. Yesterday was awesome though.

>>5488237
Nice. 200 atm. I'm hoping to hit 225, but the end of winter bulk season.

>>5488264
>because he looks like a bag of smashed assholes
Lol
>10 years to live
Unless he's lied about his dosages, he's on pretty mild stuff, so far at least.

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>>5488343

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>>5488345
>tattoo of long text
*cringe*

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>>5488358

>>5488360
Nigger

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>>5488358
>>5488334
>>5488322

>>5488345

>manlet
>wide hips

Literally can never be more than a 6

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>>5487958
Aaron is 10/10 for sure

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>>5488365
I'm white I don't know what you're implying.

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>>5488364

>>5488379
That you delve into nigger culture.

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>>5488389

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>>5488393

>>5488393

Lewd.

Hot tho.

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>>5488407
Done for now, more later

>>5488341
i feel like this all the damn time ugh
it's really the books, i'm down to like 30 but i can't bring myself to get rid of more

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>>5488391
I mock it not delve into, you half-wit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aahPUCyS5Qo

>>5488393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruOtuDLr9C4

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>>5488415
>mfw 4 boxes in my closet labeled books

>>5488428
when i was 19 i moved out of mom's house to another town
and i couldn't keep all my books so i took 80-90 to the only used bookstore in town
and they gave me 7 dollars
i cried tbqh

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>>5488371
I can't hear you over my faps

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>>5488425
That's so racist, I'm surprised they don't see it as racism.

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>>5488442
lmao

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>>5488453

>>5488351
Dont rush and overbulk. Long cutting isnt worth the fun of being 2big4clothes

If im lucky ill be goal bf at 190 then bulk another 15-20. 10% 205 sounds cooozy

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>>5488453

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>>5488472
>>5488460

Only four more days until christmas.

>>5488360
this
as someone with shitty tattoos, lines of text is garbage tier

>>5488495
My cousin has this whole long assed bible verse on her lower back. In case her boyfriend feels like reading Corinthians while he's plowing her or something, I guess.

>>5488462
Cutting has never been a problem for me. My body seems to fight tooth and nail to become a skelly again.

Bulking is the hard part.

>>5488493
What Orthodox faith do you belong to?

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tfw no bodybuilder bf to have roidbies with

>>5488529
I am the same way tbqh.

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>>5488001
>categories
you left off:
avatarfagging fags
&
straights

>>5488529
So jelly ;_;
Made it to 182 once, only to have a thigh gap yet STILL no core. Zipped right back to 194 first chance body got

>>5488529
>My body seems to fight tooth and nail to become a skelly again.
your body typically has a general reset point. So if youve been skelly a lot of your life, or fat your whole life, your body likes to take it back to that if it changes

>>5488575
>>5488529
...and I hate you both.

>>5488575
Skelly4lyfe. Where you at now?

>>5488595
I'd kill to be able to bulk like a fatty. Where did you start out at?

>>5488596
That seems sort of bro-sciency. But all my experience would indicate you're right. lol

>>5488615
Im still chubbyish.
I half ass my lifting now unfortunately but im 165 pounds.
I was 130 my whole life.

>>5488615
You dont want to bulk like this fatty.

240 fatasfatass. Started lifting at 190, overbulked to 216, cut to 182, became fraud at 195, still managed to overbulk to 250 and been working with it ever since

>>5488552
so is it 'roids that causes the muscular potbelly look?

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>>5488605
It's not nearly as fun as you'd think.

>>5488631
Mirin desu. I've never made it past 210. And it took months of pain and suffering to get there.

>>5488636
Usually that's cause by hgh, causing the growth of internal organs.

Every compound will produce different side effects, and have different ways to marginalizing those side effects. That's why research is important.

>>5488636
yeah they make your internal organs grow

>>5488636
Combination of hgh/insulin abuse, coupled with overfeeding and stretching of stomach/fascia in the gut area. Everything gets rebuilt instead of stretching back to normal and stays that way

Your run of the mill anabolics will cause.your abs to be bigger than usual but the "roid"gut isnt part of that

>>5488552
I know that feel well.

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>>5488640

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Anyone else here into bodybuilders?

>tfw no bodybuilding bf

>>5488660
210 feels like it never happened. Manipulated water down to 212 once and felt like a fairy, but fat loss wasn't even a thing.

Starting to think i may be loose-skin mode and pernafucked into being a bear

Do you just not like eating? Cant remember if you were anorexic

>>5488712
Only when they are off season

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>>5488722
>not liking them when they are their most muscular

>>5488727
they're the weakest when they're competing actually. they dehydrate themselves to look optimally vascular and defined

>>5488376
>>5488376
>>5488376
the only true answer ITT
papa bless

>>5488727
this >>5488753
off season is when they are at their strongest and most muscular

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>>5488759
>off season is when they are at their strongest and most muscular

Who cares? They look the hottest when they are in season.

Huge muscles, biceps, and veins that I could just lick.

booger is 5'10"

>>5488773
how do u guys feel about booger being 5'10''?
i think it's gross

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>>5488712

yeh. But I prefer slightly "soft"er offseason bodies to be honest.

>>5488782

>literally only 3 girls in the entire crowd

women just dont get it, do they? idiots.

>>5488776
>>5488780
FIVE FOOT NINE POINT 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5488780
>how do u guys feel about booger being 5'10''?

idk

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>>5488796

>>5488780
I think her tits she posted yesterday or a few nights ago was more disturbing.

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>>5488776

im 5 foot 9.5 also. I don't mind, it makes the gains come easier, and also makes me cuter.

>>5488712

Golden Age/Physique or bust, mate. Olympia is a joke nowadays.

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What do you guys think of female bodybuilders?

I'm a biscum, and I can't tell you how many times I've been called gay on /fit/ for admiring some of these women.

Alot of them complain because they take a shit tone of test and roids in order to compete. However biologically they are still women. I cannot have normal relations with women who aren't huge muscular beasts on roids.

What are the heights of everyone?

>>5488826
well I'm 6'1"

>>5488823
http://strawpoll.me/6443997
http://strawpoll.me/6443997
http://strawpoll.me/6443997
http://strawpoll.me/6443997

>>5488826
6'1"-6'2" ish
> tfw I wish I was shorter.

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>>5488823

Nah, disgusting. My sister knows some Ms Olympia winner, she looks terrible. Women just cant build muscle liek men can, so they always end up looking like weird, bulging, skeletons.

they cant compare even to offseason bodybuilders imo

No thanks.

>>5488826

like i said above, 5 foot 9.5
I've only recently gone through puberty though, so I'll probably make it to a little over 5 foot 10 by the time I get to 21.

>>5488826
5'8

>>5488842
>My sister knows some Ms Olympia winner, she looks terrible.

Who?

>>5488780
It only matters if you're a manlet, in which case your opinion does not matter because nobody is going to love a someone that short anyway.

>>5488826
5'7

>>5488845

Oh, my bad, shes just an Olympia contestant.

anyway, shes called Kizzy Vaines apparently.

>>5488848

Whats the manlet cutoff nowadays? 5 foot 11, right?

>>5488826
6'2"

>>5488836
What do people not get?
Masculine features =/= male
Being attracted to same sex makes you gay. If you dont want to fuck things born with dicks, you arent gay

>>5488823
They're w/e. Not attractive imo but i like skinny little things so my opinion is moot.
Absolutely no reason they should take shit for roiding though. Guys have to take roids to compete on that level so of course women will have to

>>5488712
>tfw too old to get into pro body building.
I'd give my right testicle to have started a decade earlier.

>>5488715
Lol, not anorexic. It's hard to describe. My body doesn't want to eat more the 3000 cal a day. Even at 3000, if feel over-full most of the day. If I want to push the calories further, it becomes physically uncomfortable, and even painful if I eat enough. It gets easier as the bulk goes on. But even just a month or so of cutting and it's like I've got to streatch my stomach out again all over.

>>5488780
>i think it's gross
Isn't 5'10 average height? What's gross about it?

>>5488793
Probably the wives of three people in the show. lol

>>5488863
anything below 6'0" = manlet

>>5488868

>whats gross about it

hes a MANLET

Is the guy who posts the pictures of that anorexic guy with the weird face a NEET?

>>5488879
no he's just australian

>>5488873
Manlets are cute, leave them alone!

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>>5488869

>mfw the only way to attain musclebearmode natty is to be under 5 foot 10

stay mad, lanklets

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>>5488892
>tfw tallfaga have to take steroids to get to m level and I don't even lift

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>>5488902

>tfw easily bulking on my 2500 kcal diet

>>5488892
What's the point in being built when you are a dwarf? You gonna use a stool when it comes to fucking that boypussy? or do you embrace your rightful place as the bottom of society?

>>5488836
it's not gay... it's not straight either... it's somewhere on the bi spectrum with a little bit of fetishism thrown in.

last night I got with this cute boy at the clurrb. I was off my face so I don't know how he thought I was attractive, but we exchanged number and stuff and he's like a bit geeky looking but in a cute way that I kinda like.
I thought he was like 25 but he just dropped the I'm actually 35 bombshell.
Lolz. Got myself a daddy, even though he looks about 20

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>>5488892
>mfw no need to overcompensate

good luck reaching the top shelf

>>5488823
I think it's kind of gross. But I don't really like muscle on dudes either.

>>5488826
6'2ish.

>>5488888
Quints of truth.
Manlet bottoms are best bottoms.

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>>5488905
>their boyfriend cheats on them for a painfully average penis manlet
>aka me

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>>5488909

>mfw muscular power bottom so I can wreck overconfident skinny lanklets and dominate them easily

>>5488916

case in point

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>lanklets can't do pic related

>>5488868
>month of cutting have to stretch stomach again
That's true for most everyone. Maybe it's time to get a little dirty if you wanna break 3k

>>5488888
Shut up bitch

>>5488909
>stool

implying that I won't be using a sex swing when destroying a scrawny, sickly lanklet's boipussy.

>>5488917

hey ann have you ever fucked a guy?

What would you do if you fucked a 10/10 qt and afterwards he asked if you could swap places?

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>mfw 6'0"
>not a manlet
>not a lanklet
>can still get gains

life is good

>>5488905
Jelly. 2500 is a cut for me.

>>5488929
I'm hitting 3500 pretty close consistently now. But it's slow going. Going to try bumping to 4000 soon.

>>5488238
I went in the internet yesterday and printed off every syllabus for my classes. When does your semester start? Mine happens on the eleventh

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>>5488940

>6'0''
>not a manlet

>

>>5488933
Thats a little rude, but okay.

Sorry(not sorry) for stealing those mad quints.

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>tfw all masculine femboi chasers are pedophiles or losers
>all fembois chasing fembois are just AGP freaks that only fetishize people that look like themselves

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s-stop with the manlet talk

this was supposed to be a safe space...

>>5488291
Where do you work? I do part time prep work at a Coney Island restaurant to pay for college.

>>5488351
Oh my god, that sounds like shit. I hate working tired.... Never worked hung over, though. I only smoke bud.

>>5488826
I'm 5'6".

>>5488954
Tall people are fragile. The high center of gravity makes them structurally unstable, so short people need to be delicate with their feelings. Don't mind it.

>>5488950
>tfw it's okay to like things or have a preference
>you don't have to hold yourself to some imaginary standard and made up labels

As long as you like it, it's okay. People shouldn't have to feel bad about their tastes.

>all this manlet meme stuff
Hey, isn't it true that most of the elite military are short?

>>5488955
i work nights at grocery stores
they gave us 5 weeks of unpaid "vacation" in the past two months and it hurts

>>5488971
Male porn stars are

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>>5488971

most of the elite everything are short

#manletmasterrace

>>5488969
...unless they are pedophiles.

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>>5488971
In all seriousness as a manlet I've never had any issue with sex ever with nearly anybody...

Its easy mode to sex being tall but other than that there's really no life benefits. In fact shorter people have to work much harder to achieve the same position so we are smarter in a bunch of ways out of desperation.

>>5488982

>In fact shorter people have to work much harder to achieve the same position

Thats only really true if youre like <5'5 though imo

>>5488936
>hey ann have you ever fucked a guy?
4ever alone man virgin.

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>this whole thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

>>5488987

and the second question?

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RugPai = MostlySkellington >>>>>>>>>>>>>> JupProtagonist

So, I have a girlfriend (I'm a biscum myself) and she have this really gay friend who seem to be quite into her despite her being a female. He's always touching her (literally everywhere) when we're drunk together and have even stated that he's straight for her. Now, obviously I want a threesome, how do I make this happen?

>>5488996
>yfw you call his bluff and find out he's actually straight and lying to get creeper freebies from unsuspecting girls.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE

>you will always be a manlet

>>5488993
MostlySkellington?

>>5488992
I missed the second part.
>>5488936
>What would you do if you fucked a 10/10 qt and afterwards he asked if you could swap places?
A legit 10/10 would be a qt sub, and isn't slowed to speak unless spoken too. lol

No butt stuff for me. Maybe for like a 20 year anniversary present. lol

>>5488993
>MostlySkellington
Is mostly even a bottom?

>>5488996
Talk to the gf about it. If she's down, you can probably make it work.

>>5489011

mostly homo x ann skellington i assume

but both are biscum femchasers so i dont see that one working out

>>5488993
>2 bottoms on par with 2 tops
Ayylmao

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>>5488879
I'm at university, I worked full time for a few years before then.
Did leave high school early though.

>>5489017
I can make it work so long as he doesnt get too big

>>5489015
If they're my height or taller i will

>>5489006
Guess there's only one way to find out, I gotta suck his dick.

>>5489015
Yeah, I guess talking to my partner is always the right thing to do.

>>5489015
>no butt stuff for me

Have you even tried it?
Like I never wanted to do it really, then let my ex fuck me and it's not bad/actually pretty fucking good if you do it right.

Don't knock something till you've tried it

>>5489031
>when in doubt, whip it out
the answer to most of life's problems, no?

>>5489029
How would it work if you're both tops?

Bisexual femboi chasers tbqh are the biggest losers in this general.

Literally failed males.

>>5489046
I guess it would be the one who is the least squeamish about having a corn covered, shit dick gets to be top?

>>5489050
This

>>5489046
We're not. I just said so
>>5489029
>if they're my height or taller...

>>5489050
this

>tfw falling for someone I met on 4chan

help

this was not the road I was supposed to go down

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>tfw just saw 2 guys hookup and swap details on /fit/

why couldnt it be me.....

>>5489050
b-but fembois are so cute :(

>>5489029
>If they're my height or taller i will
Nice.

We should start with spitroasting a twink and see where it goes from there. lol

>>5489036
>Have you even tried it?
Yeah. Not my cup of tea. I get how some people like it though.

>>5489050
>Bisexual femboi chasers tbqh are the biggest losers in this general.
No arguments here. lol

>>5489071
Link

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>>5489067
>Couldn't even produce his own testosterone

>>5489070
Who is it?

>>5489084
no one on /lgbt/

>>5489070
iktfb, Hoprgully it works out for you.

>>5489071
They cute? lol

>>5489084
It's Ann without his name talking about me
Ofc

>>5489071
because you sleep with stuffed animals and post pepes on gaygen, for starters.

>and because you were too chicken shit or picky or whatever to exchange deets with zombii.

>>5489070
I fell for a guy on 7chan pretty hard. Did not go well. Just try to get over it.

>>5489067
Fuck you fetishist
Read
>>5488950

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>>5489088

yeah. look.

>>5489091

mmm. I should probably find something to do with the soft toys, but i dont have the heart - i cant exactly throw em away, can i?

>>5489093
I've never fallen for anybody on the internet unironically. I've pretended to or made it seem like I did for gain but never actually love. Ive crushed on peopleish. I mostly get others to crush on me though.

Crushing on others is beta.

>>5489099
>shaved body

Is the other one a chaser or are both of them trannies?

>>5489099
What a goofy position

Like is he trying to imply that he just got out of bed or something?

Tallness is an attribute of the weak. Notice how europeans are the tallest yet the most cucked and their race is dying?

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>>5489105

here

>>5489101
He was cute and funny, we had similar interests, I wanted to make it work. But he had some issues so that wasn't going to happen.

I'm fine with being beta, cause being alpha is a full time job and that's way too much work for me.

>>5489099
>>5489113
These guys are pretty cute. Only average for /fit/ though.

How do masc gay guys show their emotions

>>5489115
I hate when people have crushes on me but I can't pursue them. I've always have this fantasy where someone has a huge crush on me and I just make their fantasies come true in every way.

>>5489119

words, facial expressions, body language

like most people

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>>5489112
Meanwhile, in Thailand.

>>5489119
You shouldn't have emotions.

>>5489112
uuuh you should check the average heights before claiming that

>>5489119
they do whatever is needed and say "no homo" afterwards.

In case it's obvious they are homo because they are in a homo relationship, they say "no fem"

>>5489124
Trannyism is a purely european invention.

Inb4 one of the tranny mods bans me.

>>5489119
>Show emotions
Emotions aren't for showing they're for burying deep down and forgetting about. lol

>>5489121
In his case, the problem wasn't that he 'couldn't' so much as he thought he couldn't. He had some really low self esteem and thought I'd lose interest. Wanting to live up to the crush hype is cute, though, anon. Very moe.

>>5489119
Crying into their beer or after sex.

>>5489119
Therapists

>>5489144

This hits too close to home

>>5489211

youre like 70 posts early, retard

Do we have any straight posters here?

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I just want a gay guy to play with my butt. No straight guy can rim my butt and please me like a gay guy can.

>>5489218
Gross.

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>>5489119
Good job anon. You killed the thread with your faggy ass emotions.

>>5489218

Better looking ass than any guy's ass I've seen posted on here. That's how an ass should look. :3

>>5489221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aahPUCyS5Qo

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>>5489225
Did your wife cheat on you because you don't know how to express your emotions?

>>5489218
Jesus christ.

I always look through gay gen to make myself feel bad, this place has the highest concentration of sexy girl pictures, gifs, and webms.

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>>5489227
why are you even here?

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Has anyone ever managed to suck their own dick?

Is rabbi back?

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>>5489231
samefagger

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>>5489227
>>5489229

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>>5489237
Yes many times, but it ruins your back after awhile.

>>5489243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>5489225
Great. Maybe now u can go outside and make some friends.

>>5489237
Yes, but I can't do it anymore. When I was in high school, though.

>>5489237

i used to be able to lick it

it wasnt that great

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>>5489227
No this is
http://www.manhuntdaily.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/alpha/j/Jaxton-Wheeler-bottoms-for-Colby-Jansen-in-a-kinky-romantic-gay-porn-scene-for-Gods-of-Men-6.jpg

and this

http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg

I want to squeeze bullykuns buttcheeks and cum in his ass.

I want to be an annoying tripfag but i dont want to get doxxed.

>>5489258
I puked in my mouth.

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>>5489278
good now leave.

>>5489267
one or the other, anon

>>5489267
if you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen

>>5489258
>tfw no jaxton wheeler trophy househusbear

>>5489267
Just be an annoying anon.
Are you good looking enough to be a trip?

Every trip past and present has been at least decent looking.

>>5489258

No guy will ever make you cum hands-free like this...

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450891385706.webm

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>>5489291
Reported for being a disgusting slag

>>5489267
what do you have to hide?

how could your personal information ruin your life?

>>5489291
>at least decent looking

Lel..

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>>5489289
someday you will

http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rimming_gif_5.gif

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>>5489266
No you don't.

>>5489237
Just the tip.

>>5489309
I dunno, I like rimming, but close up shots of buttholes highlight how not sexy they are.

>>5489291
False.

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>>5489313
then you're not gay

get out

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>>5489310
top tier reaction image material

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When's the last time you kissed a girl?

>>5489317
That guy looks like he has hemorrhoids desu senpai

>>5489309
i love buttholes but
that one is not cute
i feel like it's gonna open up like one of the eggs from alien

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>>5489323
never fuck off!

>>5489317
pfft im the straightest one here but even I can acknowledge that vaginas are disgusting baby maker juicy disgusting cavities where as a man's cock in a beautiful symbol of power and strength.

That's why I like trans girls so I can jerk them off and have them cum on my face and wear it around the house like the good little cuck bitch boy I am.

>>5489334
Innie vaginas are actually prettier than anuses and penises. Roast beef looking ones are nasty.

>>5489334
>have them cum on my face and wear it around the house like the good little cuck bitch boy i am
adorable :3c
it's only a matter of time before you graduate to guys

Do any gay FtMs hang out on gaygen?

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>>5489320
Neck.

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>>5489347
I'd like to know this as well

>>5489352
tfw have super long neck

>>5489345
I actually don't do that ever. I do that to my little sluts make them do what I want. I just wanted to see some people post some reaction faces but it didn't work.

Ill make you wear a cum mask tho.

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>>5489291
>[citation needed]

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>>5489360
Too bad you're too short and silly for my model collection.

Let's discuss this boy's reaction to two gay men telling him they're "married".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz7_J2D3uw4

Even young children know being gay is weird/funny and it makes them confused. Their confusion has nothing to do with them being taught by their parents or school or church being gay is wrong. They know what's right or wrong based on how other people engage in the world around them.

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Guess its time to teach /gaygen/ how the REAL man looks

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>>5489378
Amen, sister. I'll start.

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>>5489366
no thank you

>>5489382
What do you do all day?
Do you have friends?

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>>5489378
real man coming through

>>5489389
Not here, I'm in my home town until uni goes back.

>>5489360
It's probably not that long. It just looks that way since you don't have any neck or shoulder muscles.

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>>5489378
>>5489382

REAL men don't do modeling, gay porn or take stupid selfies of themselves.

REAL men have jobs/careers from studying and working hard and getting their inner confidence from the support of their wives.

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>>5489413

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>>5489417

Real men love vagina.

That feeling when I've hooked up with people around 4 times just this weekend. I love it being fucked, but I hate the walk of shame after. I love and hate being a slut.

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>>5489429
own it sis

nothing to be ashamed of

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>>5489427

Face facts, jew. Women are weaker, less intelligent, less successful, less adaptable and all around worse than men in every single way other than the fact you can shit out a baby every so often.

Is it any wonder more and more people are accepting their homosexuality? even heteros wish they were gay, thanks to your genders shitty attitude.

>>5489371
Yeah if I were taller I think I could do some androgynous modeling, but 5'8 isn't anywhere near tall enough to cut it

>>5489401
POST MORE OF THIS

>>5489438
>tfw was a co-op at a big company
>got hired as a similar position (same role) to a female co-worker that had worked for the company for five years
>my starting salary is more then her current salary

:)

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>>5489443
k

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>>5489382
>>5489401
>>5489413

>>5489429

Oh look, another hiv-infected prideful slut. Pretty common among the gay crowd, aeh? You're disgusting.
>>5489438
>face the facts
>women are weaker, less intelligent, less successful, less adaptable, and all around worse than men


Compared to what? Take a look at all the losers on /gaygen/ and their lack of accomplishments. Besides Senpai and his $18/hr wage, no one else even has a decent job/career to call home about. There's 30-year-olds on here who are still in college living off loans, and some who haven't even graduated HS yet. Every woman I know including myself has a college degree and does just fine in their careers. Many make more money than their husbands/partners. You obviously are hell-bent on outdated facts you most likely read on /pol/ or cnn or some other bullshit media source.


>they shit out babies every so often

You really need to learn where babies come from since your head is obviously stuck high up your own filthy ass.

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>>5489465

>mfw at cambridge

uh huh, ok kiddo

isnt it past your bedtime?

>>5489465
Why you so jealous I get laid more than you?

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>>5489442
I'd tell you to remove penis, but even female models are taller than you.
And you look too feminine.
And too fat.
Oh well.

>>5489463
Punchable face.

>>5489465

kill ys, qtpersian

you arent funny

Just don't even respond boys

>>5489465
>senpai and his 18/hr wage
Haha, i make 20
I am sugar papi now, senpai

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>>5489482
>And you look too feminine.
>And too fat.
>Oh well.
you know you love me, model-anon...

>>5489487
Take care of me, daddy.

>>5489371
Why does have two necks?

>>5489475

>implying what University you go to matters

I make $95k a year and I attended a much cheaper online university for 4 years and got my masters within that time. My raise coming up this month will push me beyond six figures.

Is anyone on here making six figures a year. I doubt it.
Gay guys never could rise to the occasion, not in the bedroom and certainly not in the workplace.

>>5489487

I make $50/hr. Whose your daddy now?

new

>>5489510
>>5489510
>>5489510

>>5488975
That sounds like shit. Fuck those jerks.

>>5489291
>Every trip past and present has been at least decent looking.
I beg to differ

>>5488826
6'2"