When are we launching that bf finding app?
>SSHing into friends ubuntu server in library
>go to the toilet quickly
>head librarian says he wants to talk to me
>"now, mr anon, i wanted to talk to you about your computer use"
>im like ???
>he takes me to the office
>" it looks like you might be downloading something, or possibly hacking-"
>i almost laughed out loud
>reassure him its fine
>go back to computer
>some kid logged me off while i was away
The bait of a woman who makes more money than you must hurt your feelings, since you're so keen on being an alpha male.
I hope you raped you fucking whore. I know you're a man behind this but im going to pretend you're a woman. I hope you get beaten.
>i will never grab sara by throat and force get against the wall
>i will never grab her breasts and make her cry for help
I hate you.
>tfw studying Animation at college
>tfw I've been making little flip book animations since kindergarten, using flash since middle school, and life drawing/gesture drawing since highschool
>tfw Animation is the most pleasurable activity in the world for me, more fun than jacking off
>but then there's also tfw people think I'm stupid for studying it and I'll never get a job, even though they don't know anything about the industry, like how the median wage for people in the industry make $60,000, and there's a LOT more to it than working at Pixar, like doing tv advertisements, medical animations, videogame design, making shit for web designers, video editors, the list goes on
>lots of people think wanting to be an animator is some narcissistic pipe dream, like some kid who wants to be in the NBA
I don't try to please people like this, but it hurts when society looks down on my profession and forces me to requestion myself.
Would a guy be turned off from me if I make way more money than them? I know straight guys see it as a deal breaker with women. I'm a short twink bottom, and at the least I should be making over 300k. Idk if guys would get inferiority complexes from that.
maybe if we all report her she will just go away, I report every single post she makes
As long as one is the bread winner or even both who cares. If neither are a bread winner of the relationship it's bound to fail. Since being poor isn't attractive.
Many I know in computer-based fields (those who work online or on a computer all day) have to do freelancing type stuff on the side to get a decent income because companies aren't hiring them full-time. They will just hire them for certain projects that only last a day to a few weeks.
Freelancing can suck ass due to all the Indians & Asians your competing with who are happy to make $5-$10/hr.
I work as a dev for a very large tech company. The department I'm working under does high-touch full-screen advertisements on tablets, and there's always a bunch of designers who are paid good money to design ads that look and feel like magazine covers. Some of them are animated but not many.
The emphasis I hear among designers is usually on 'designing the space', i.e. working within a number of technical, business, 'beauty-bar' and customer-requested constraints in a way that satisfies all parties.
It's challenging work but I can't imagine the courses you'd take to get to a career like that are the same as the courses you'd take to get into Pixar.
I would employ you as my full time Christmas ham.
We would train many hours a day for the big annual event. All you have to do is let me feed you nutritious meals, while you work on making your breasts grow to an obscene size with a strict workout regime.
>I would never have the same haircut as my bf.
because you'd need to get a bf first
>implying i'm not a man
>implying i don't top
b/c of that you will never top me you're on the shitlist pal
Eww. 69s are not part of the deal. I don't ever want blow jobs, its so not-hot for a bottom to get sucked. I want to give BJs all the time tho. Surprise wake up BJs, thanks for the food bjs, etc. I really want to blow my bf constantly
>4 of my past boyfriends have been qt aryan boys
>young, thin, androgynous, and pale
pre-pubescent boys are young
pre-pubescent boys are thin
pre-pubescent boys are androgynous
pre-pubescent boys are pale
You're basically attracted to kids?
Thanks dude! My work is all I think about. I used to use flash for about 50 hours a week, but I've been taking a break to practice my life drawing. Been doing about 5 hours of gesture drawing mon-fri on my own time, along side doing 15 credit hours at college.
Actually, yes. All animators should be good at fine arts, and should be able to show empathy through their art and be creative, even if they mostly make animated logos or some profitable shit. Pixar just employs the extremely skilled and experienced in drawing and animating, like people who've been in it for 15+ years and also have the magical ability to work 80+ hour work weeks without union rights and still feel pretty ok. I guess it's worth the $120,000 they pay them, though.
Anyone attracted to women?
Why would anyone choose a femtwink or tranny over a real woman?
If they're not gonna devote themselves to it 100% then they won't master it. It's a fact. If you want to become a programmer and do Animation on the side, that's as good as you'll ever get... A side animator. Which I'm sure they're OK with since they're doing that.
I find some women attractive, but vagina does absolutely nothing for me
pic related, super hot but doubt I could fuck her
Women are a pain in the arse to deal with and vaginas look like half eaten ham sandwiches that have been fucked into a bin and shat on by a rat.
Never been interested in women, I was born this way.
Sex is an intimate showing of love for your other half, sticking to bottom and no BJ is selfish because what if he really likes both of them too?
Without both people being into the sex the relationship would end up in ruin as one or both wouldn't be getting what they want.
And if you are willing to end a relationship because you won't top or bottom someone seems quite selfish to me.
I'm not posting my face on 4chan and I'm not the faghag
Taller than me, (5'6"), willing to be a stay at home bf, I want to suck dick constantly, and cuddle while watching movies and tv. Physically, I'm not picky, just taller than me, average face, not too overweight if overweight at all, that's it.
My family makes around 200k, but should be making 300k at the very least, and probably starting around 170k right out of college. I'm smart and have a long resume, also I got an internship at harvard under a top lab so I've been courted by top schools.
Dude, literally anybody can learn life drawing. I'm dead serious.
I think it's harder to shoot a basketball than make a drawing. Getting good at drawing is like getting good at frying an egg; it seems intimidating, but realistically ANYBODY can do it.
My only advice for drawing, is that you:
>Do it in complete, utter, dead silence
>COMPLETE sobriety (no weed/beer)
>sit upright, don't adjust your position
>dating cute, squeaky clean guy that's wholesome as apple pie and Captain America combined
>find out he's into bondage
>like, really into it
I know it's relatively tame, but Jesus. I guess the fact that I'm kind of inexperienced combined with my surprise is why I'm so shocked.
Honestly all I want is a little house in a small town.
With just enough furniture, but many inside plans. Maybe a little garden as well.
Somewhere cozy me and my future husband can just get comfy after a long day at work, and maybe drink some wine.
and talk about that tiny coffee shop we'd like to open, not in the main street but close to it.
Ha, well I would move to America for someone mainly coz I'd wanna buy a gun and wave it about.
I'm sure you'll find someone to lavish your love on. This shitehole is prop not the best place for it though.
I'm closeted to everyone, but my mom, even tho everyone I know would be fine with it and don't want to come out, because a life outside academics/work kind of frightens me.
Its pretty awkward because a lot of girls have liked me and people sort of think I'm gay already
I'm not seriously looking, just chatting for basically no reason other than self validation.
I almost saw a dog get run over by a car today. It went up to me randomly beforehand because it was a runway or something. I thought we were going to fight.
I want to be a nice person that doesn't say mean things to people. I just want to be a nice guy...how do I do that?
I don't know how to describe my irl personality.
I joke around a lot, but I often come across as tired and bored due to my voice and facial expressions.
Older people have been sarcastically calling me Mr Happy since I was a little kid.
I don't have any opinions about the Scottish worth mentioning.
I dabble in it occasionally. I got pretty into it for a couple of months last year, and could draw figures pretty well.
Faces and fine detail are always a problem though.
>I joke around a lot, but I often come across as tired and bored due to my voice and facial expressions.
>Older people have been sarcastically calling me Mr Happy since I was a little kid.
holy shit I know you irl
He's probably not even gay. I refuse to believe people that prefer twinks and fembois when they are that are gay. Usually there's some psychological stuff going on. Having four boyfriends with no sex isn't normal.
I've been frying eggs for like, ten years, and I have only recently figured out how to make an over medium egg with absolutely no crusty spots. Practice.
Also, when drawing noses and lips, use some implied lines; nice gestural lines for the darkest lines like a nostril, then discontinue that line. don't even draw all of the lightest parts, like the lower middle bridge, and continue your line at the brow bone to show the darkness under the eye, to show how strongly the light reflects. Do that for their cheeks, too.
Alright, goodnight everybody.
I'm sure I will eventually, but I'm in high school rn and it sucks to see everyone dating except me, even tho girls like me and if I was straight I could easily get them.
I know one super hot jock guy who's openly gay, but hes only in one class of mine and I have no idea how to initiate anything with him
Man I didn't have sex until I was 18 when I was growing up in Scotland being gay was still kinda frowned upon and I was a loser so never really bothered me much.
Would be different with you though I would say one thing and that is to try, the worst thing that can happen is he says no.
The amount of decision and chances I've turned down is one of my biggest regrets in life so far and I'm only 28.
So go for it, ask someone for his number, talk o him, FB, twitter anything just let him know your interested and go from there.
>that relationship in particular ended because he had a lot of emotional and psychological issues
You supported him in that great time of need, right? He was at the weakest moment and surely you supported him with all your love right?
>and it was hurting the relationship so I ended it
Oh ... you ended it?
>tfw he cares more about having a relationship than me
You really are cruel, Hitler.
I really like him. I kind of want to try some of the stuff he's into because it'll make him happy, but I'm nervous.
You know I actually asked him if he was a boy scout jokingly once. He said no, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was. Our first date was literally to a drive-in movie.
holy shit, those eyebags that are normally hidden by makeup now shimmering through
>noone to cuddle with
>just was mean all day to people
>didn't even lift
>addicted to 4chan again
>tfw no rich twink bf to cuddle with as he touches my rock hard body and I kiss his neck and call him hot
>ill never have my hand on cock while my bicep is touching him
>i will never be on top of him with my hairy muscular body stroking him while he watches his favorite tv show
>i will never lick his precum from my hand and tell him how good it tastes while looking in his eyes
Fuck man...i made myself too comfy saying that...
guy doesn't look that bad as the JUST edits tend to make him.
but he was paying $900,000 a year in child support and alimony after a divorce which will fuck anyone's shit up
Sometimes I feel bad for people who can't control their like really bad singular flaw that keeps them from being a good 8/10
One guy I'm talking too is super sweet and has some cool hobbies, but seems to be balding really badly despite being in his mid 20s
Other guy has a nose you can land a plane on
>tfw you fall in love with a guy in your dreams that you started off as cuddling and then you kissed and cuddled more when you realised you were both into each other
Bah, I wanna tell my bf about this
If you actually looked like that I would, well prop not due to my own crippling flaws.
But that's why we are here is it not?
where do you go to find "normal" straight seeming guys?
everyone's a normie. until you get to know them.
Sorry, Forgot to replay to this.
They don't really matter. just ask if you could speak with him alone or something.
I always find social media is the best way, try to talk to him on it say you've been interested in him for a while and wanna hang out to see if you click.
Really man you need to try, its better than not trying.
I don't have any form of social media. I just never got into it. I don't really socialize outside of school since all I do after then is preparation for history/science competitions.
I'm in a weird situation where if I had a normal social life I'd be out. But I'm not close enough with anyone where I ever would bring it up. That being said I'm very well liked in school by everyone from all cliques/groups, but I don't have any friends outside of class
Delicious pepperoni nipples.
Blonds are so qt.
Hmmm, my grandfather wants to kill himself.
My grandmother is sick and acts useless, because she wants pity from everyone in our family. We weren't raised to express empathy or pity. I guess having to deal with an old woman is taking its toll on him, but like no one really cares about him desu.
I don't ever want to be that old.
Well you'll have to do it the old fashioned way or adapt and get into social media.
If you wanna try and be with him then your prop gonna have to change, question is are you willing to do that? It's cool if your not but then you can't really complain when you don't have him ;)
Shave the beard, grow longer hair.
I talk to him in class occasionally, but not super often. I'll just go to class wearing a jockstrap and bend down really far in front of him then get up wink while biting my lip and furiously drill my ass with a dildo in his line of view.
All low key of course
well, i respect the balls needed to get that tattoo and i was like 5 minutes away from getting black metal lyrics tattooed on my back so i'm not any better
Continuation of story from earlier
>mom is cleaning my room because I won't do it myself
>she finds all my sex stuff, including panties (I have a fem fetish)
>says she just wanted to clean it up and wasn't searching for anything
What are the chances she's telling the truth? Also, what are the chances she's gonna think I'm a total degenerate now?
You have 10 seconds to justify why you aren't gargling daddy's nummy cummies right now
Listen into him talking and find out what he likes, strike up a convo with him about it leading to asking if he wants to meet up for a drink to chat etc.
Or go balls deep and say you find him attractive and wonder if he would like to go for a drink.
I usually go with the first option. Also try to be funny as that always helps to hide the crippling anxiety.
I'm going to try and gauge his interest of me tomorrow and take it from there.
Tbh, he's a literal 10/10. He's movie star level hot. I onsider myself attractive too, but he's an adonis
I don't know. I didn't actually know him till this year. But a friend told me "X is gay" in casual conversation one day last school year. I was surprised bc he's really hot and all the other openly gay kids are flaming af. Then I found out we had first period/homeroom together and I really like him.
I don't know when he came out either, just that he is out. He's an athletic kid, but he doesn't act like the rest of them, I think he's been somewhat isolated bc he's out and isn't conducive to faghags
It's dark blond. When he was on TV here, it was often golden blond from spending a lot of time on the beach.
Honestly, it's not the easiest. See if your friends are willing to point out what's annoying about you. Don't try to make a huge leap into becoming Mr. Nice guy, just baby steps will do.
Being an asshole doesn't mean sociopath. Jesus Christ people need to learn what that word means before applying it to me.
Honestly I just think it's them being sensitive but I hear it from everybody. Literally everyone. Its compliknenting since I think nice people are kiss asses but still nice people get more stuff in my opinion.
It's sensitive to you because it's the mentality you grew up with. If you really don't want to be an asshole, you have to legitimately want to make the change. Otherwise, you have to accept the kind person you are.
What if I'm the hot guy?
I don't know I used to be a nice person until people called me nice abd it drove me nuts tbqh...it literally made me snap. I hate getting called such a bitch word.
I grew up in a mentality where being a dick is funny and being mean to people. I want to change it though.
Don't feel it like tbqh
>i want to believe
you are absolutely retarded cute and i want to cuddle you into dust
to the anon that says they're an asshole.
gimme details on how you're an asshole. Are you like the type that leaves a shitty tip at a restaurant because the waiter/tress didn't refill your water and lemon fast enough even though they're slammed?
or are the type to tell ladyfriends they DO look fat in those jeans?
I wouldn't consider that a bad thing. As long as the assholey things are reasonably justifiable. If people know you're mostly joking there isn't any real harm. And it's a good way to weed out the delicate sensitive tards from your life.
I'm same way. When I go to bars/clubs it's mostly to people watch and rip on all the drunkards
it's a slippery slope though. Took much sarcastic assholey banter can dip your personality into the apathetic misanthrope pool. Gotta keep yourself in check. Know wut I'm sayin'
Its bad though because I've had at least thirty people spazz out on me going crazy about how much of an asshole I am to them. I get into like a fight a month with some random fuck because og this shit.
I feel you though bro. I just wish I was nicer. I tried going religious don't work though.
Aren't you the same guy that posts his pi randomly that lives in lansing?
>Aren't you the same guy that posts his pi randomly that lives in lansing?
You mean that guy?
Yeah, that's totally me. I think ever since I got that sweet undercut, people around me are trying to imitate me and get it too.
I'm still trying to get into Hitler's pant(ies), he is in michigan as well. Gonna get me that sweet ayy lmao boypussi.
So, where are you at?
Where in Europe?