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When are we launching that bf finding app?

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>>5487958
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>>5489509

>online university
dont reply to the bait
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>>5489515
>replies to the bait
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How do I let go of anger?

I shouldn't be spending fifteen hours a day bullying people.
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>SSHing into friends ubuntu server in library
>go to the toilet quickly
>come back
>head librarian says he wants to talk to me
>"now, mr anon, i wanted to talk to you about your computer use"
>im like ???
>he takes me to the office
>" it looks like you might be downloading something, or possibly hacking-"
>i almost laughed out loud
>reassure him its fine
>go back to computer
>some kid logged me off while i was away

ugh
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>>5489515

The bait of a woman who makes more money than you must hurt your feelings, since you're so keen on being an alpha male.
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>>5489527
work out
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>>5489530
I'm willing to be a trophy husband.
Post pics. lol
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451869991994.webm

Welp, I think I like trannies now.
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>>5489534
I do im fit. It doesnt help. It makes cardio go well also. Im in a perpetual state of cocaine amphetimines and hatred.
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>>5489540

You're on the right path anon. Soon you'll find women attractive.

Surely Gay: hairy/burly men only
Definitely Bi: fembois/trannies & some women
Totally Straight: women only
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>>5489554
>Surely Gay: hairy/burly men only
rad
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>>5489554
I hope you raped you fucking whore. I know you're a man behind this but im going to pretend you're a woman. I hope you get beaten.

>i will never grab sara by throat and force get against the wall
>i will never grab her breasts and make her cry for help

I hate you.
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>tfw studying Animation at college
>tfw I've been making little flip book animations since kindergarten, using flash since middle school, and life drawing/gesture drawing since highschool
>tfw Animation is the most pleasurable activity in the world for me, more fun than jacking off
>but then there's also tfw people think I'm stupid for studying it and I'll never get a job, even though they don't know anything about the industry, like how the median wage for people in the industry make $60,000, and there's a LOT more to it than working at Pixar, like doing tv advertisements, medical animations, videogame design, making shit for web designers, video editors, the list goes on
>lots of people think wanting to be an animator is some narcissistic pipe dream, like some kid who wants to be in the NBA
I don't try to please people like this, but it hurts when society looks down on my profession and forces me to requestion myself.
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>>5489509
I mean, not you, being a woman and all. But If you wanna be my mommy and pay for my trip to europe ill eat you out.

Tbh I think you could use it
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>>5489589
Sara can I take out my hatred on you?
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Honest question
Would a guy be turned off from me if I make way more money than them? I know straight guys see it as a deal breaker with women. I'm a short twink bottom, and at the least I should be making over 300k. Idk if guys would get inferiority complexes from that.
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maybe if we all report her she will just go away, I report every single post she makes
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>>5489606
Nooooooooooooooooooo

Where are you do you need a hairy muscular man in your life?
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>>5489606
depends on the guy

I'll have you buy me stuff because I'm a leech desu
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>>5489488
Never give up, Shitler!

>>5489582
Don't let them get you down, mate.
Gotta be passionate, not like the numerous first year drop outs in my course.
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>>5489606
As long as one is the bread winner or even both who cares. If neither are a bread winner of the relationship it's bound to fail. Since being poor isn't attractive.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/e15b9f20ee749d13109cda08a568d0eb/tumblr_no9kacQI6Z1s2a4yso5_500.gif
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>>5489582

Many I know in computer-based fields (those who work online or on a computer all day) have to do freelancing type stuff on the side to get a decent income because companies aren't hiring them full-time. They will just hire them for certain projects that only last a day to a few weeks.

Freelancing can suck ass due to all the Indians & Asians your competing with who are happy to make $5-$10/hr.
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>>5489606
I always wanted to be a stay at home dad. lol
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>>5489613
>>5489614
Its weird being gay because there aren't many established roles for stuff.
I figured gold-digger would override inferiority
I just want a stay at home bf who does boring house stuff while I earn the big bucks, and then cuddles/fucks me at extravagant vacations.
One day...
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>>5489606

I'd more have a problem with you being short as I'm 6'1".

I'd fucking love someone with that money though, but would feel the need to try and contribute something if i could.
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>>5489635
TIMBUKTU
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>>5489635
I would totally do that but I have a career of my own coming soon.

>tfw no cutey twink bf that loves me and we love each other.

Babe...
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>>5489631
>tfw I can't spend 7+ hours in the gym a day, because no cute twink sugar daddy.
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>>5489635
>I just want a stay at home bf who does boring house stuff while I earn the big bucks, and then cuddles/fucks me at extravagant vacations.
h-hey daddy
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>>5489649
stop replying to yourself
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>>5489635
Welp off to fap.

>>5489651
>>5489649
No.
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>>5489582
I work as a dev for a very large tech company. The department I'm working under does high-touch full-screen advertisements on tablets, and there's always a bunch of designers who are paid good money to design ads that look and feel like magazine covers. Some of them are animated but not many.
The emphasis I hear among designers is usually on 'designing the space', i.e. working within a number of technical, business, 'beauty-bar' and customer-requested constraints in a way that satisfies all parties.
It's challenging work but I can't imagine the courses you'd take to get to a career like that are the same as the courses you'd take to get into Pixar.
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>>5489640
Wat

>>5489639
Fine, no short bottom bf for you then

>>5489642
Babe...

>>5489650
hey

>>5489649
>My career could earn me a muscle bf
>smugfrog.jpg
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>>5489609
>>5489619

Why can't a girl post on /gaygen/ if she wants to?
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>>5489662
h-how you doin
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>>5489663
because the trannies here get jelly
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>>5489663
Do you have 300k and a future?

>>5489662
Im cuddly and fuzzy and muscular and really sweet.
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>>5489609
Boyfriend twins is fucking disgusting. I would never have the same haircut as my bf.
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>>5489649
I would employ you as my full time Christmas ham.
We would train many hours a day for the big annual event. All you have to do is let me feed you nutritious meals, while you work on making your breasts grow to an obscene size with a strict workout regime.
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>>5489674
>I would never have the same haircut as my bf.

because you'd need to get a bf first
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>>5489673
>>5489670
Fight to the death, winner gets money and boipussy. Just like the ancients
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>>5489676
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>>5489679
Wait. I want in on this
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>>5489684
you snooze you lose it's between me and anon and i'm a money grubbing whore so i'm gonna win
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Why are bottoms wealthier and more successful than tops?
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>>5489684
Then fight to claim me as your own babe
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>>5489692
because bottoms = women and women = privileged
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>>5489691
Noo no no. I want to be stay home all day gym beardaddy bf for someone half my size
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>>5489691
No he wants a man. I love you sludge but he wants a top like me that knows how to work it.
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>>5489662

I dated a short guy before coz i thought it wouldn't bother me (he was 5.4") but it was weird as fuck.

Plus doing a 69 would be a total bitch.
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>>5489671
Trannies would make great husbands. We could share clothes and makeup. They could cry about how they'll never have a real vagina while deep diving into my lady pond.

>>5489673
300k? No
A future? I have seniority so I can't be fired.
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>>5489674
I'm attracted to people who are the same general type I am
young, thin, androgynous, and pale
your type is just your type, anon
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>>5489701
>implying i'm not a man
>implying i don't top
b/c of that you will never top me you're on the shitlist pal
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>>5489704
Eww. 69s are not part of the deal. I don't ever want blow jobs, its so not-hot for a bottom to get sucked. I want to give BJs all the time tho. Surprise wake up BJs, thanks for the food bjs, etc. I really want to blow my bf constantly
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>>5489710
AGP
G
P
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>>5489642
>>5489635
>TFW when it turns out your twink wife just pretends to be dumb and really had invites to ivy league schools
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>>5489700
>half my size
You're thinking too small. If I could spend all day working out and planning meals. I'd blow up like a balloon. lol
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>>5489715
I don't go for exact clones
I generally go for boys with blonde hair and blue eyes
4 of my past boyfriends have been qt aryan boys
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>>5489719
>implying I dont like my partner dumber than me

>>5489712
You top but you're not a top.
There's a difference brother. I just think you're too submissive for this sexy boy.
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>>5489729
>4 of my past boyfriends have been qt aryan boys
Fuck you.
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>>5489723
You mean thinking too big?
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>>5489710
>young, thin, androgynous, and pale

pre-pubescent boys are young
pre-pubescent boys are thin
pre-pubescent boys are androgynous
pre-pubescent boys are pale

You're basically attracted to kids?

Pedo.
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>>5489735
Dark hair is cool too
if it's not blonde, black is second best

>>5489739
ah shit
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>>5489714

That's quite selfish of you.
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>>5489621
Thanks dude! My work is all I think about. I used to use flash for about 50 hours a week, but I've been taking a break to practice my life drawing. Been doing about 5 hours of gesture drawing mon-fri on my own time, along side doing 15 credit hours at college.
>>5489661
Actually, yes. All animators should be good at fine arts, and should be able to show empathy through their art and be creative, even if they mostly make animated logos or some profitable shit. Pixar just employs the extremely skilled and experienced in drawing and animating, like people who've been in it for 15+ years and also have the magical ability to work 80+ hour work weeks without union rights and still feel pretty ok. I guess it's worth the $120,000 they pay them, though.
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Anyone attracted to women?

Why would anyone choose a femtwink or tranny over a real woman?
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>>5489764
dick
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>>5489764
>parts of men are attractive
>parts of women are attractive
>i can have parts of both?
>why yes, yes i will
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Does anybody know any good stretching routines?

How do you swim?
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>>5489629
If they're not gonna devote themselves to it 100% then they won't master it. It's a fact. If you want to become a programmer and do Animation on the side, that's as good as you'll ever get... A side animator. Which I'm sure they're OK with since they're doing that.
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>>5489764
I find some women attractive, but vagina does absolutely nothing for me

pic related, super hot but doubt I could fuck her
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>>5489733
vers switch master race
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>>5489770
what do you want to stretch
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>>5489764

Women are a pain in the arse to deal with and vaginas look like half eaten ham sandwiches that have been fucked into a bin and shat on by a rat.

Never been interested in women, I was born this way.
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>>5489775
Id verse if he wants. We would be boyfriends BUT I am still a top though through and through while you're a bottom with a little top in you.
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>>5489755
What's selfish?
I'm only giving, never receiving blow jobs.
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>>5489784
>a little top in me
i'd never let you in me
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>>5489751
That's not what I meant, I just want a qt aryan bf of my own.
A-and you've had four..
It's not fair.

>>5489756
I wish I could draw well. I'm okay when I take my time, but haven't got the patience for that.
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Hello /gaygen/
The most-desired twink of soon-to-be high earnings and lover of sucking dick will now be using this trip
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>>5489797
>I just want a qt aryan bf of my own.
go out and get one then
stop being a 4chan neet and meet people

>>5489804
trips post pics
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>>5489530
She will make for an excellent cat lady someday
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>>5489804
If you're sara fooling us im going to be mad.

What type of man are you looking for?
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>>5489812
No pics for this trip
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>>5489768

My strap-on and dildos are good enough for any man whose kinky.


>>5489769
>parts of men are attractive
>parts of women are attractive

I agree but together as one sex they just look look like hons There are very few passable trannies.
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>>5489824
Not how it works
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>>5489822
>If you're sara fooling us im going to be mad
be ready to get mad then
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>>5489824
then are you really a trip?
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>>5489788

Sex is an intimate showing of love for your other half, sticking to bottom and no BJ is selfish because what if he really likes both of them too?

Without both people being into the sex the relationship would end up in ruin as one or both wouldn't be getting what they want.

And if you are willing to end a relationship because you won't top or bottom someone seems quite selfish to me.
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>>5489774

Don't doubt and just do it. Find one girl and set out to fuck her. You might be surprised that you can get hard and you might even like it.
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>>5489828
>My strap-on and dildos are good enough
no
they are not made of flesh
they don't have pulsating veins
they don't shoot loads
they can never be good enough
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>>5489830
I'm not posting my face on 4chan and I'm not the faghag
>>5489822
Taller than me, (5'6"), willing to be a stay at home bf, I want to suck dick constantly, and cuddle while watching movies and tv. Physically, I'm not picky, just taller than me, average face, not too overweight if overweight at all, that's it.
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>>5489841
>Find one girl and set out to fuck her.
I don't even have sex with men, so not really interested in sex with women either
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>>5489855
Where are you from?
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>>5489804
no point in tripping if you won't post ass desu
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>>5489862
Lower NY
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>>5489865
O were too far away...you would have loved me though...muscular fuzzy not a beta extremely funny...you would have loved sucking my cock all day...
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>>5489878

He's rich. He can fly you to his penthouse.
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>>5489878
Where are you from?

Too bad tho. I would have sucked you off in Bora Bora
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>>5489887
Wisconsin...it wouldn't work out though since I have a fancy career of my own.
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>>5489878
>were too far away

>>5489894
>it wouldn't work out


You sabotage relationships from the beginning. Why anon?
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>>5489812
I could never score a qt Nordic boy, even if I did make the effort to be social.

>>5489878
This post reminds me of a certain someone.
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>>5489894
I will have to settle for another anon then :(
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>>5489855

Just how old and how rich are you then?
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>>5489855
No face. Chin and hair at most. Bp at least
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>>5489900
Because it's 4chan and im skeptical especially since sara popped out of nowhere.
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>>5489901
You're relatively attractive imo
but I can't speak for your actual personality, as I've only observed you shitpost in the past
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Bruh I've been progamming the shit out of things.

I've only I could stop being so drunk all the time I'd be a programming genius
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>>5489906
My family makes around 200k, but should be making 300k at the very least, and probably starting around 170k right out of college. I'm smart and have a long resume, also I got an internship at harvard under a top lab so I've been courted by top schools.
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Which trips have the most attractive personality?
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>>5489901

I'm Scottish and used to be cute. Would that count?
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>>5489929
BBBDaddy
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>>5489797
Dude, literally anybody can learn life drawing. I'm dead serious.
I think it's harder to shoot a basketball than make a drawing. Getting good at drawing is like getting good at frying an egg; it seems intimidating, but realistically ANYBODY can do it.
My only advice for drawing, is that you:
>Do it in complete, utter, dead silence
>COMPLETE sobriety (no weed/beer)
>sit upright, don't adjust your position
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>>5489928

I'm a college dropout from Scotland with no job or prospects in life. I would literally be out my depth dating someone with that sort of cash.
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>dating cute, squeaky clean guy that's wholesome as apple pie and Captain America combined
>find out he's into bondage
>like, really into it

I know it's relatively tame, but Jesus. I guess the fact that I'm kind of inexperienced combined with my surprise is why I'm so shocked.
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>>5489950
that is so adorable
secret freaks are the best
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>>5489948
Heeey

I don't care about stuff like that. I just want a guy who's happy and can make me happy. And if he's not happy, then I want myself to be able to make him so
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>>5489950
Have we dated the same person?
Guy I was seeing was a literal boy scout
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>>5489968
and you are still a virgin
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>>5489967
Why are you on here looking?
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>>5489972
what's your point?
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>>5489976
How do you have four boyfriends...claim you're a top...have a seven inch penis...yet still be a virgin?
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Honestly all I want is a little house in a small town.

With just enough furniture, but many inside plans. Maybe a little garden as well.

Somewhere cozy me and my future husband can just get comfy after a long day at work, and maybe drink some wine.

and talk about that tiny coffee shop we'd like to open, not in the main street but close to it.
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>>5489928
Oh, aren't you special. I'm glad you love your money.
I also hope you love what you do, so you have tons on fun the way to the ultimate goal EVERYBODY reaches: death :)
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>>5489967

Ha, well I would move to America for someone mainly coz I'd wanna buy a gun and wave it about.

I'm sure you'll find someone to lavish your love on. This shitehole is prop not the best place for it though.
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>>5489967
Since you're desireable, don't mind me asking. What do you look like?
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>>5489980
well I have had more than four boyfriends
and said I'd be more interested in topping if I were to have sex as I don't find bottoming very appealing
but yes, I am a virgin
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>>5489985

You could call it CofGAY
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>>5489975
I'm closeted to everyone, but my mom, even tho everyone I know would be fine with it and don't want to come out, because a life outside academics/work kind of frightens me.

Its pretty awkward because a lot of girls have liked me and people sort of think I'm gay already

>>5489995
>>5489990
>>5489975
I'm not seriously looking, just chatting for basically no reason other than self validation.
>Inb4 pathetic
I know
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>>5489996
>well I have had more than four boyfriends
why don't you have sex?
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I almost saw a dog get run over by a car today. It went up to me randomly beforehand because it was a runway or something. I thought we were going to fight.

I want to be a nice person that doesn't say mean things to people. I just want to be a nice guy...how do I do that?
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>>5489916
I don't know how to describe my irl personality.
I joke around a lot, but I often come across as tired and bored due to my voice and facial expressions.
Older people have been sarcastically calling me Mr Happy since I was a little kid.

>>5489931
I don't have any opinions about the Scottish worth mentioning.

>>5489942
I dabble in it occasionally. I got pretty into it for a couple of months last year, and could draw figures pretty well.
Faces and fine detail are always a problem though.
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>>5489985
Is that man cuddling himself
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>>5490006
Well you sound really cute even excluding the money thing you have going and id flirt with you anyway. You seem like a decent guy.
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>>5490017
Thanks I hope people irl agree
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>>5490010
>I don't have any opinions about the Scottish worth mentioning

Here's one. We are cunts, you can quote me on that.
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>>5490009
You could shoot yourself
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>>5490007
It's not something that really interests me
nothing against it, just not something I really feel the need to seek out
more in to cuddling and gay shit like that

>>5490010
Idk, I feel like we would probably get along
find someone who is equally as sarcastic and cynical
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>>5490035
>more in to cuddling and gay shit like that
you are afraid of accepting your role as bottom

t. psychologist
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>>5490010
>I joke around a lot, but I often come across as tired and bored due to my voice and facial expressions.
>Older people have been sarcastically calling me Mr Happy since I was a little kid.

holy shit I know you irl
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>>5490037
I've had plenty of chances to top and bottom and wasn't interested in either
Just because I'm not interested in sex doesn't mean I am in denial about something
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>>5490037
He's probably not even gay. I refuse to believe people that prefer twinks and fembois when they are that are gay. Usually there's some psychological stuff going on. Having four boyfriends with no sex isn't normal.
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>>5490010
I've been frying eggs for like, ten years, and I have only recently figured out how to make an over medium egg with absolutely no crusty spots. Practice.
Also, when drawing noses and lips, use some implied lines; nice gestural lines for the darkest lines like a nostril, then discontinue that line. don't even draw all of the lightest parts, like the lower middle bridge, and continue your line at the brow bone to show the darkness under the eye, to show how strongly the light reflects. Do that for their cheeks, too.


Alright, goodnight everybody.
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>>5490048
how long was your longest relationship?
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>>5490049

> I refuse to believe people that prefer twinks and fembois when they are that are gay.

Are you retarded?

>>5490006

You'll find someone don't worry.
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>>5490049
see >>5489774

>>5490054
probably 7-8ish months
but there have been plenty of smaller "flings" and stuff that never got too serious
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>>5490063
>probably 7-8ish months
why did it, or the relationships usually end?
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Do any of you boys cut yourself?
If so post pictures I need to jerk off tbqh.
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>>5490058
I'm sure I will eventually, but I'm in high school rn and it sucks to see everyone dating except me, even tho girls like me and if I was straight I could easily get them.

I know one super hot jock guy who's openly gay, but hes only in one class of mine and I have no idea how to initiate anything with him
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>>5490068
fuck you, I was a broken thing in my emo years
now I live with somewhat of a purpose, goal and discipline in my life
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>>5490068
degenerate
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>>5489863
>>5489909
This.

>>5490027
Post butt. For science.
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>>5490075
Post pictures so I can masturbate to them. I collect pictures of that and jerk off to it tbqh.
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>>5490080
no thanks, I'm good
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>>5490032
That's a term of endearment over here.

>>5490047
I'd be very surprised if anyone I knew irl was in this thread.
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>>5490067
that relationship in particular ended because he had a lot of emotional and psychological issues and it was hurting the relationship so I ended it
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>>5490086
>sheep fuckeer
I'm not surprised.
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>>5490072

Man I didn't have sex until I was 18 when I was growing up in Scotland being gay was still kinda frowned upon and I was a loser so never really bothered me much.

Would be different with you though I would say one thing and that is to try, the worst thing that can happen is he says no.

The amount of decision and chances I've turned down is one of my biggest regrets in life so far and I'm only 28.

So go for it, ask someone for his number, talk o him, FB, twitter anything just let him know your interested and go from there.
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>>5490090
>that relationship in particular ended because he had a lot of emotional and psychological issues
You supported him in that great time of need, right? He was at the weakest moment and surely you supported him with all your love right?

>and it was hurting the relationship so I ended it
Oh ... you ended it?
>tfw he cares more about having a relationship than me

You really are cruel, Hitler.
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>>5489958
I really like him. I kind of want to try some of the stuff he's into because it'll make him happy, but I'm nervous.

>>5489968
You know I actually asked him if he was a boy scout jokingly once. He said no, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was. Our first date was literally to a drive-in movie.
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>>5490086
holy shit, those eyebags that are normally hidden by makeup now shimmering through
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>>5490103
He's a twink, what did you expect? They're irl incubi.
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>>5490086

Funny, it is over here as well.
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>>5490102
I want to. I try talking to him at every chance, but he's not talkative to begin with, he's really quiet and not surrounded by a harem of faghags like the other openly gay kids.
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>coke comedown
>noone to cuddle with
>just was mean all day to people
>didn't even lift
>addicted to 4chan again
>tfw no rich twink bf to cuddle with as he touches my rock hard body and I kiss his neck and call him hot
>ill never have my hand on cock while my bicep is touching him
>i will never be on top of him with my hairy muscular body stroking him while he watches his favorite tv show
>i will never lick his precum from my hand and tell him how good it tastes while looking in his eyes


Fuck man...i made myself too comfy saying that...
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>>5490109
What the fuck happened to this guy? Like, I know he was an actor and I've seen a couple of his movies but he looks sick as fuck now.
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>>5490109
he tries to hide it but those eyes are like a cry for help
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>>5490122
Drink pepsi instead.
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>>5490124
>>5490126
JUST
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>>5490086

>>5490113 Here

Also I would date the flying fuck out you, goddamn.
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>>5490124
guy doesn't look that bad as the JUST edits tend to make him.

but he was paying $900,000 a year in child support and alimony after a divorce which will fuck anyone's shit up
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>>5490122
10/10 would fug if no coke
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>>5490124

He got Cucked by his ex wife and made a phony account on IMDB moaning about how shit his life is and defending himself in threads about him.

JUST
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>>5490137
Women, not even once.
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>>5490138
There's no coke with me and you tbqh...You sound really cute. I wouldn't need any coke because you alone would bring me up just being with you tbqh...
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Sometimes I feel bad for people who can't control their like really bad singular flaw that keeps them from being a good 8/10

One guy I'm talking too is super sweet and has some cool hobbies, but seems to be balding really badly despite being in his mid 20s

Other guy has a nose you can land a plane on
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>>5490148
aww so sweet
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>>5490092
He doesn't deserve your bullying, you troglodyte.

>>5490109
He has them in just about every photo, even the heavily shooped ones.
They're qt.

>>5490113
>>5490132
I've always wanted to fuck a man in a kilt.
>Also I would date the flying fuck out you
No you wouldn't.
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>>5490122

>i will never be on top of him with my hairy muscular body

and you lost me, good effort. 6/10
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>>5490154
>They're qt.
motherfucker looks slightly walleyed
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>>5490158
Masculine femboi pedo chaser detected.

Don't you have some failed male activities to do?
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>tfw you fall in love with a guy in your dreams that you started off as cuddling and then you kissed and cuddled more when you realised you were both into each other
Bah, I wanna tell my bf about this
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>>5490150
how about stop being so picky?
what's bad with someone who isn't an 8/10, but still above average?

>>5490154
>He has them in just about every photo, even the heavily shooped ones.
yeah, but he is wearing makeup

>Also I would date the flying fuck out you
>No you wouldn't.
not him, but I would
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Which trip is that biggest asshole?
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>>5490170
I would bitchslap you desu
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>>5490171
>date kleppeposter
>he takes you home and makes you fuck him while wearing a Haavard Kleppe mask made of human skin
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>>5490150
>tfw I actually like big noses with strong bridges
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>>5490103
I won't get super into it but it was better for the both of us to end it
not really a fan of getting super into personal relationship issues with people that aren't my partner
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>>5490154

If you actually looked like that I would, well prop not due to my own crippling flaws.

But that's why we are here is it not?
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>>5490191
Real talk he's better looking than that faggot hes always posting. He's got a delicious ass.
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>>5490171

I have a date with both of them this week, it's just kind of sad the hands people are dealt. Especially balding or early onset thinning
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>>5490166

>Don't you have some failed male activities to do?

What like fuck your dad for you?
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where do you go to find "normal" straight seeming guys?
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>>5490212
Trip on booger
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>>5490212
Go to those pray the gay away camps and fuck your inmates.
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>tfw all these anons on 4chan, but no one irl
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>>5490212
outside.


everyone's a normie. until you get to know them.
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>>5490225
sorry mate, I'm not even on the same continent as you
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>>5490212

Goto a gay pub, not a club. Fucking loads of the bastards there.
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>>5490164
In that photo, kind of. But it's still cute to me, the Kleppe can do no wrong.

>>5490171
Some models have eye bags/circles as a defining feature, it looks weird when you cake too much shit on to hide them.
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>>5490240
Models are fucking creepy
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>>5490247
Post picture
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>>5490247
and intimidating
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>>5490252
attractive people are intimidating
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>>5490253
Fuck attractive people.
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>>5490253
well, I'm intimidating because of my height and resting asshole face, not because I'm attractive
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>>5490249
I'll post a pic of my twink-ness and bp tomorrow, i'm going to sleep soon
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>>5490257
that's the idea
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>>5490257
I'm trying to.
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>>5490257
I think thats the goal
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>>5490240
>those legs
Why do people think this is okay?
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>>5490261

Do it now so I can see, it's 4:30 am here. fuck sleep
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>>5490268
>those x-legs
wew, I imagine in mind her being a skelly zombie on her period and shitting out and aborted dead baby
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>>5490195

I'll believe it went I see it.
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>kleppe
>attractive
Choose one.
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>>5490121

Sorry, Forgot to replay to this.

They don't really matter. just ask if you could speak with him alone or something.

I always find social media is the best way, try to talk to him on it say you've been interested in him for a while and wanna hang out to see if you click.

Really man you need to try, its better than not trying.
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>>5490278
>kleppeposter
>attractive
choose two :3
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am I still twink?

please, be cruel. I'm sensitive.
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>>5490289
I don't have any form of social media. I just never got into it. I don't really socialize outside of school since all I do after then is preparation for history/science competitions.

I'm in a weird situation where if I had a normal social life I'd be out. But I'm not close enough with anyone where I ever would bring it up. That being said I'm very well liked in school by everyone from all cliques/groups, but I don't have any friends outside of class
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>>5490308
no
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>>5490308
Are you the rich guy?

Yeah
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>>5490314
No I am, he's some anon
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>>5490314

No, that's not me
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>>5490308
That tattoo is awful and you should feel awful.
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I just had a date with a cute and he brought me like 10 books, this is great guys.
We also hit it off really well and will see us again in the future.
I did it, didn't i?
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>>5490308
>babby's first maritime theved tattoo sleeve
you look ok but you're not a twink
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>>5490308
No you're average, neither twink nor bear.
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>>5490322

I know. But the blue brings out my eyes. I also have hello kitty riding a robot unicorn on my other arm to really shit it myself up
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>>5490308
Delicious pepperoni nipples.
Blonds are so qt.
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>>5490291
was elagabalus/heliogabalus the first great shitposter in history?
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>>5489510
Hmmm, my grandfather wants to kill himself.

My grandmother is sick and acts useless, because she wants pity from everyone in our family. We weren't raised to express empathy or pity. I guess having to deal with an old woman is taking its toll on him, but like no one really cares about him desu.

I don't ever want to be that old.
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>>5490257
Zounds, what a brilliant idea.
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>>5490332
Are you kidding?
Post pictures please.
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>>5490355

naw
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>>5490335
That guy looks gross, imqho.
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>>5490312

Well you'll have to do it the old fashioned way or adapt and get into social media.

If you wanna try and be with him then your prop gonna have to change, question is are you willing to do that? It's cool if your not but then you can't really complain when you don't have him ;)

>>5490308

Shave the beard, grow longer hair.
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>>5490360
why the hell
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>>5490360
10/10 would bff
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>>5490365

am i kawaii
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>>5490364
I talk to him in class occasionally, but not super often. I'll just go to class wearing a jockstrap and bend down really far in front of him then get up wink while biting my lip and furiously drill my ass with a dildo in his line of view.

All low key of course
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>>5490360
Id judge you but im getting one of my waifu with barbed wire so who am I to judge?
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>>5490370
well, i respect the balls needed to get that tattoo and i was like 5 minutes away from getting black metal lyrics tattooed on my back so i'm not any better
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Continuation of story from earlier
>mom is cleaning my room because I won't do it myself
>she finds all my sex stuff, including panties (I have a fem fetish)
>says she just wanted to clean it up and wasn't searching for anything
What are the chances she's telling the truth? Also, what are the chances she's gonna think I'm a total degenerate now?
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You have 10 seconds to justify why you aren't gargling daddy's nummy cummies right now
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>tfw no ranger bf who rises up against the govement
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>>5490360
qt chin, qt blond chin pubes.
Blondie is dead to me now.
You can be Blondie+.

>>5490398
Shut up, pervert.
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>>5490398
this guy i really liked that could be construed as a "daddy" wasn't into black guys and i was like "can i be the exception" and he was like "no" so i didn't push the issue
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>>5490396

She's lying. And forever.
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>>5490398
That twinky boy won't put it in my mouth. Its almost like he doesnt want a straight acting hairy muscle guy with an average penis.
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>>5490375

Man just fuck him, see when your older these moments won't matter as much may as well enjoy it whilst you can. The pros outweigh the cons.
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>>5490414
I want to. What you said is exactly what I always think. How can I talk to him though? I don't know him that well
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>>5490422

Listen into him talking and find out what he likes, strike up a convo with him about it leading to asking if he wants to meet up for a drink to chat etc.

Or go balls deep and say you find him attractive and wonder if he would like to go for a drink.

I usually go with the first option. Also try to be funny as that always helps to hide the crippling anxiety.
>>
what happened to john
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>>5490422
dude im also a richtwink
wanna chat on skype
>>5490458
glad you asked
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>>5490458
Dropped his trip to ask where he was.
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>>5490465
i've been found out
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>>5490463
>dude im also a richtwink
>twink
john pls
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>>5490473
I mean I am certainly a twink
what else would I be
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>>5490407

So you in fact are gargling daddy's cummies then

>>5490408

That's sad

>>5490413

>straight acting

You ain't acting straight with his dick in your mouth
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>>5490360
That's so cute.
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>>5490475
an average underaged boy
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>>5490479
regardless of what you think, i am in fact a richtwink
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>>5490479
>average
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>>5490486
I'm trying to be nice
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>>5490446
I'm going to try and gauge his interest of me tomorrow and take it from there.
Tbh, he's a literal 10/10. He's movie star level hot. I onsider myself attractive too, but he's an adonis
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>>5490502
pics pls
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>>5490519
Literally a Hemsworth with dark hair
AND
this isn't even completely hopeless swooning bc he's out
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>>5490523
meant to post with trip
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>>5490536
how did he come out btw?
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>>5490523
i thought the hemsworths had naturally dark hair
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>>5490552
I don't know. I didn't actually know him till this year. But a friend told me "X is gay" in casual conversation one day last school year. I was surprised bc he's really hot and all the other openly gay kids are flaming af. Then I found out we had first period/homeroom together and I really like him.

I don't know when he came out either, just that he is out. He's an athletic kid, but he doesn't act like the rest of them, I think he's been somewhat isolated bc he's out and isn't conducive to faghags
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>tfw everyone says you're an asshole
>tfw you honestly don't know when you're being an asshole


Please someone tell me how to be a nice person. I lose dates from people who think im a jerk.
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>>5490566
Don't act in real life how you do on 4chan
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>>5490566
always go full homo and tell them how much you like them
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>>5490570
But how I act on 4chan is my personality.
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>>5490554
It's dark blond. When he was on TV here, it was often golden blond from spending a lot of time on the beach.
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>>5490570
ok richtwink i see how it is
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>>5490566
Honestly, it's not the easiest. See if your friends are willing to point out what's annoying about you. Don't try to make a huge leap into becoming Mr. Nice guy, just baby steps will do.
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>>5490580
gross

>>5490566
maybe you're a sociopath but like bad at it
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>>5490592
Being an asshole doesn't mean sociopath. Jesus Christ people need to learn what that word means before applying it to me.

>>5490589
Honestly I just think it's them being sensitive but I hear it from everybody. Literally everyone. Its compliknenting since I think nice people are kiss asses but still nice people get more stuff in my opinion.
>>
So I got athletes foot.

Anybody have that fetish here?
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>>5490599
Describe with as much detail as possible one of your failed dates due to you being a jerk. Try not to omit anything, even if it feels trivial or pointless.
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>>5490599
It's sensitive to you because it's the mentality you grew up with. If you really don't want to be an asshole, you have to legitimately want to make the change. Otherwise, you have to accept the kind person you are.
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>tfw I have a date with a super hot guy.
>tfw he asked me out
>talked on the phone for 45 minutes, felt like five minutes.
>tfw 2016 has already surprised me.
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>>5490599
it was a joke butttt he (you?) doesn't understand why people might think they're mean which is sort of like, you know, part of what being a sociopath is
being hurt by that isn't a part tho

>>5490604
ewwwwwww
>>
>>5490618
*kind of person

Oh dear, what an unfortunate typo.
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>>5490619
He's a sociopath, feigning interest so he can abuse you.
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>>5490619
Is it your history teacher?

Regardless, best of luck to the both of you.
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>>5490502

Good luck man, hope it works out for you.
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>>5490619
What if I'm the hot guy?
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>>5490636
You're the retarded guy.
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>>5490642
This tbqh
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>>5490624
I don't know I used to be a nice person until people called me nice abd it drove me nuts tbqh...it literally made me snap. I hate getting called such a bitch word.

>>5490618
I grew up in a mentality where being a dick is funny and being mean to people. I want to change it though.

>>5490616
Don't feel it like tbqh
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>>5490651
Speak to a professional, then.
>>
How come gg doesn't have a zeemap?
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>>5490619
That's adorable, congrats. You deserve to be happy
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>>5490636
>tfw you will never be good enough for kleppeposter
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>>5490642
>>5490647
Be that as it may, I'm going to get all of Red's lewds.
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>>5490660
is this actually zombii?
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>>5490656
Naw they are the problem.

>>5490662
He doesn't have high standards.
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>>5490679
>He doesn't have high standards.
post his pics please
>>
feels
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>>5490628
Nah not the teacher. This guy is only 30 with amazing body hair.

>>5490636
You arent, this guy is smart

>>5490660
Thanks, I can use some happiness.
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>>5490667
Yep
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>>5490682
Would rather not.
I have some but im not an asshole. He's a good guy.
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>>5490697
just bodypics then?
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>>5490701
No.
He has a nice booty though and a cute face.
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>>5490701
Go away, you desperate faggot.
>>
Are there any cute Slav guys who want a submissive manlet bf?
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>>5490689
>i want to believe
you are absolutely retarded cute and i want to cuddle you into dust
>>
to the anon that says they're an asshole.

gimme details on how you're an asshole. Are you like the type that leaves a shitty tip at a restaurant because the waiter/tress didn't refill your water and lemon fast enough even though they're slammed?

or are the type to tell ladyfriends they DO look fat in those jeans?
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>>5490717
What are you intrigued by me or something? You get a little hard at the thought of a bad boy?
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>>5490717
not him but I'm an asshole because I'm mean to everyone without realizing because I'm basically an autist

yeah, bet you're swooning now
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>>5490719

No. I'm asking because you asked how not to be an asshole, so I need to gauge what type of asshole you are.
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>>5490723
The second one.
I just make mean spirited jokes and I am a bully that gets off on saying horrific things.
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>>5490712
That's a such a sweet thing to say, I actually dunno how to quite respond but you made my morning much better, thank you. You're a good person.
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>>5490728
will you be nice to me though? :3
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>>5490733
If you're that desperate anon posting star fox no.
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>>5490728

I wouldn't consider that a bad thing. As long as the assholey things are reasonably justifiable. If people know you're mostly joking there isn't any real harm. And it's a good way to weed out the delicate sensitive tards from your life.

I'm same way. When I go to bars/clubs it's mostly to people watch and rip on all the drunkards
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>>5490739
...

welp
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>>5490728

more*

it's a slippery slope though. Took much sarcastic assholey banter can dip your personality into the apathetic misanthrope pool. Gotta keep yourself in check. Know wut I'm sayin'
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>>5490740
Its bad though because I've had at least thirty people spazz out on me going crazy about how much of an asshole I am to them. I get into like a fight a month with some random fuck because og this shit.

>>5490750
I feel you though bro. I just wish I was nicer. I tried going religious don't work though.

>>5490745
Aww
Aren't you the same guy that posts his pi randomly that lives in lansing?
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>>5490731
yw :3
even if you do live so far away that it's morning and said cuddles are gonna remain a pipe dream 5ever
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>>5490757
>Aww
>Aren't you the same guy that posts his pi randomly that lives in lansing?
You mean that guy?

Yeah, that's totally me. I think ever since I got that sweet undercut, people around me are trying to imitate me and get it too.

I'm still trying to get into Hitler's pant(ies), he is in michigan as well. Gonna get me that sweet ayy lmao boypussi.

So, where are you at?
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>>5490766
I live in Europe.
You're weird.
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>>5490769
Where in Europe?
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>>5490757

It's all just a mindset that you gotta work on then. Do you have bent up anger or anything?

not to sound all /fit/ but exercise has helped me out immensely.
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