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Which implements are best for suppressing the lesser classes, m'lord?
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Halberd

That way you don't have those filthy peasants scuffing your armour.
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>dreamstime.com
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>>28707866
This nobleman gets it.
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>>28707866
Nay, mine flail can do the work of ten halbediers and inspires greater tribute from my peasants than any halberswine will ever know
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A regiment of longbowmen with favourable terrain of course!
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>>28707866
Surely you jest. Halberd are not the weapon of a nobelman, they belong in company with the rest of the rabble.
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>>28707909
>letting peasants get close enough to touch you

I sincerely hope you jest, I stuff mine masque with Aromatic items as to not catch the peasant's poor.
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>>28707837
The threat of Mongolian invasion.
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A good solid sword.

Peasant rabble arent armored and thus it is one of the care case where the sword, as used as originally designed, will actually be useful for once.
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>>28707866
>Halberd

lol okay John Barleycorn

True nobles use polexaes.
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Must a nobleman even go down to beat up peasant rabble?

Shouldnt mercenaries be used for that?
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>>28708189
>Poleaxe
Art thou a proud owner of buttsticks aswell?
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Dogs.

Why bother doing it yourself when some hungry obedient mongrels will be happy to?

>bonus: don't have to feed the mongrels that day
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>>28708239
>inb4 longsword faggotry

I bet thee've ne'er been close to a feeld of bateylle,
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>>28708203
This man speaketh the trueth.

You lot are but command thugs, and deserve not the banner that flies over your "Armies"
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Sire! Mine corps of spies suggests there's naught that raises you above the rabble like a mount and lance!
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>>28708308
Sayeth that to mine face and not delivered from a courier, knave.
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>>28708308
i'll fuck thou up, vassal
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>>28708290
>tfw m'lord releases the hounds
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>>28708203

Take heed lords, for this noble hath professed the truest.
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A fine solid mace worketh well on the peasantry if thine art merely suppressing.

>Dark skinned peasant approacheth while traveling down street
>Demands I give him my Florins for tribute
>I reply nay and continue on my way
>He unsheathes his dagger
>thouartshittingme.tapistry
>Grabeth mine concealed mace and give him a good bashing on the head
>I leaveth as if I had not been disturbed

It worketh well I tell ye
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When oppressing the masses, it the implement best suited is naught but clubs and wood poles, they're pinful, but won't kill thou workforces.
As a wise prophet said, The strong make many, the weak make few, the dead make none.
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make plain why ye leaveth your castle when well calibrated trebuchets should suppress the peasantry adiqately.
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>>28708597
Thou must be shittinget me. Trebuchets? on peasantry? Thou must be in the mood for a revolt, lest ye continue with this course of action.
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>>28708523
Hark! Surely such occasions cause my flanks to take flight to the heavens!
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The best weapons against the lesser classes are taxes and conscription.
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>>28708625
the ire and anger of the common folk concern me not. their wellbeing is naught from mine lofty parapets
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>>28708523
Thou art no better that the street rabble ye claim to defeat. A quarter staff would have served thee just as well, without lowering thou self to their mongeral standards.
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>>28708523
>>28708695
Dark skinned knave lives matter
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What need have ye for such instruments? Only the king's men and constables should wield those! Pray tell, do ye plan to take the entire realm!?
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>>28708695

Surely you jest, sire. A quarter staff lacketh the required intimidation mine mace bringith
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>>28708670
Spoken like a true Frank good sir.
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>>28708670
Surely Thou must understand that the anger of the common folk is how empires fall, and while I care not for thier comforts, I do allow for some lienecy within my keep. If a particular family has produced good crops, and has been exceptionally loyal, thier sons may not go oft to war. Small incentives help keep the peasants going.
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>>28707837
Fear
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>>28708700

Clearly thou meanst "Moor lives matter"...as laughable a concept as it be.
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>>28708738
>pronouncing that peasants should require rewards other than life and that i do not claim prima nocta
>pronouncing i have not grown tired of their assumptions of some form of benevolence
>pronouncing

I tax them nigh one half what i could. they should be grateful
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>>28708791
varilly as those dusky skinned fellows do commit such humorous shennanigans
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Common sense gun laws
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gonne? what speaketh of thou "gonne?"
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>tfw torn between buying armourclass longsword and buying first gun
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>>28709017
A gun art swell for dispatching one foe, so I bid thee to buy a sword
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>>28709038
>precisely
the day that one man might slay 10 with an arquebus in as many minutes is the day I fling open the gates to mine keep and feed all of the rabble
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>>28709038
yea, forsooth, thou slay one foe mighty efficiently!
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>>28709077
quite, if thou desire to be within 5 paces of thine enemy
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>>28709100
>>28709077

Thine doubles hath been checked
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>>28707837
>not commissioning a masterwork flamberge
>1519
Art thou as destitute as thy peasants?
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Cannon
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>>28707837
Drones, no knock raids, taxes, Patriot Act, etc.
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>1000
>killing your labor force on purpose.
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>>28708189
Thou hast be jesting to insist one would not wield his finest Lance on his most trusted steed?
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>>28707837
Many a dragon phallus
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>>28707837
>>>>>28697857
Have fun being perforated.
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>>28707837
The jews.
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>>28708203
Nay, have a vassal employ a merchant to hire such filth. One can never be too careful, encountering the commonfolk.
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>>28715013
>>28715350
>employ a merchant
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>>28708709
Thy quaterstaff has a greater reach than mace
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>>28707837
Bribery. Throw a feast now and then and lower taxes when they threaten revolt.

No point squeezing water from a stone.
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>>28707837
Fire
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>>28707837
Enjoy a crossbow bolt fucking your shit up.
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