She breaks into your house and is trying to kill you.
>Teleport behind her
>unsheath my cock
>nothin personal m'lady
punch her in the face for making those stupid anime faces. wtf they have to make these dumb faces trying to look uber kawaii and it only makes them look dumb.
just act normal for christs sake japanese girls are naturally cute with any normal expressions.
when they try to look or act cutesy it just looks ridiculous
I'd have consensual sex with her in the missionary position, if you catch my drift.
I pull out a squid and while she drops to the ground in shame to lick it, begin shitting on her while 15 other men who have been masturbating in another room this whole time come out to blow successive loads all over her while someone in an editing bay two rooms over overlays silly sound effects and kanji-filled text bubbles all over the screen to induce the audience (who are all mic'd and on camera) to react. Also there's probably one tall, black American male standing around somewhere who nobody understands but exists solely as an oddity in their timid, porcelain world.
I'd demand her to hand over the oni-chans
>Peer through blinds at what the hell could possibly not kick my front door after trying 20 times
>Open front door as she tries to kick it for the 37th time
>She collapses into a pile on my entryway mat
>Kick gun away
>take knife off her as she frantically paws at the casing
>Headlock when she gets up
>Cops show up
>Cuff her, into the squadcar she goes
>Cops shoot neighbor's yappy Chihuahua as they drive off
>10/10, would call cops again
>Proceed to fingerfuck my new AR and explore the midget size load bearing gear
Yell at those damn kids for playing airsoft on my property. Call their parents if it should continue.
>Peer through blinds at ineffectual door kicking
>take position near fatal funnel
> flinch at eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee induced by her shooting the door glass to be able to unlock it
> ambush with Tommy Knocker (pickaxe handle), disarm and subdue, hopefully without compound fractures
> acquire another AR, a PEQ, and a crawlspace pipe ornament.
>Leave door open
>Hide behind it
>Wait for her to step inside
>Kick her behind the shins
>Sit on her shoulders
>Wait for her to pass out
>Remove gun, harness, and clothes
>Tie her to my bed
>Tie flag around my neck
>Penetrate her anally
>Only say "This is for Manila"
>Wonder if she's actually Japanese
>Not man enough to dom another man
>Not giving him tits by pulling on his nipples
>Not putting mascara on him to see it run when you facefuck him
>Not making him tuck and diddling the new slit
>Not making him cum by fucking the fold from in front and behind
>Not tenderly frenchkissing him, feeling him moaning into your mouth
>Not making him little spoon, and enjoying it when he rubs his butt against you
>Not savoring the look of shame and need when he asks you to fuck again
Wait for her to stop shooting me with airsoft BBs and play tanks with her
Out of principal I rape everyone that breaks into my house.
She would be a welcome change of pace from the niggers that usual break in.
>Mfw the rape used to deter them
>Mfw the last three times someone broke in were the same guy.
>im starting to wonder if he is really coming to rob me or not.
Well I'm going ask my Chinese aunt to interrogate her in hopes of trying to establish a healthy relationship with her
>tfw I'll never pull off being able to establish a relationship with a person via smartphone translators
Compliment her on her shoes, then put a 3" #4 buck she'll through her knee protector.
Then ask her if the knee pad was protective enough.
Then we are eating hibachi BBq tonight lads
Ambush her at gun point and try to convince her to give up because it would be a waste if I had to shoot her.
If she tries to turn around real quick to shoot me she gets a face full of .45 acp
Misato is so hot and has such good taste in guns.
Better call Nasa because this ayy has abducted my heart
After ten minutes of struggle, you have finally subdued your pixie sized intruder and trussed her up like a pig. She is much stronger than she seems, and you find out you're dealing with a 300 year old succubi.
As the legends say, the succubi are immortal and completely immune to all weapons, healing physical injuries in split seconds. The only way to defeat a succubi is to forcefully rape her, stealing her power.
As you take scissors to her clothes, she says, "I know what you're planning, but you can't rape the willing."
And smiles at you
the most amazing sexcapade in the last 1000 years
Just because they heal instantly doesn't mean they don't feel pain...
>hear banging on my door
>look outside, see some fucking chink jap gook monstrosity
>look at picture of grand pappy on the wall
>"mother of god, not again" grab M2 Flamethrower I have just for this exact occasion
>walk down stairs carefully because i have a fucking bomb strapped to my back
>at door, ask "haven't you had enough, we nuked you twice"
>hear some dumbass voice that's sounds like its from one of those jap cartoons the punks like to watch
>start throwing my glorious sticky hot load all over her
>she's screaming in pain and horror
>as she gasps for her last breaths, I say
>you took my harbor
>you took my Arizona.
>you took my favorite image website
>but you will not take me
>look of intense rage on her face
>see neighbors staring at the mess of flame and jap
>hear sirens in distance
>drop thrower, take out muh forty five and a hand grenade
>police arrive, I shout "REMEMBER THE ALAMO" then I open fire
I used to post ayy in every kpop thread
I get her into a position where it would be easy to charge and disarm her. Since she probably only weighs like 100 lbs, that wouldn't be hard. I tackle her down, put her into a chokehold until she passes out. I then drag her down into the basement and handcuff both her arms to the wall, tie her legs in a frogtie position and have her wear a gag. I then wait until she wakes up and come down there. I come down and put a couple of vibrators in her. Through a steady regiment of discipline and torture, I break her mentally and turn her into an obedient sex slave after a couple of months.
>after a couple of months.
Proper men do it after one session of proper sexings
Disamr her and rap with her er I mean rape her
>he only way to defeat a succubi is to forcefully rape her, stealing her power.
You can trick her into getting into a contract with you that you can opt out of and she can't.
Now you have a slave/pet that has mad pussy game and won't suck your soul through your balls.
/k/ommando issue is a cock gag. Ball gag goes on the enemy.
Da fuck kinda question is this? anyone tries to kill you needs to be dispatched immediately with deadly force, unload magazine to the center mass or place a straight stabs to the center mass or curving motion slice to the limbs. Idc if its a cute bitch or a hideous tranny, they will be dead if they show murderous intent to my life.
slap her, take rifle, call her parents.
come get your fucking child, and stop letting her play with airsoft guns.
>go back to my room
>go on 4chins
>"hey guys check out this super oper8er rifle i just got"
>shit all over ARG