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Gee, I wonder what came in the mail?
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Gee, I wonder what came in the mail?
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>>23258344
A dildo, that shoots battery acid?
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Looks like there's a little glint to it...
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>>23258360
I'm guessing a dragon dildo, as well.
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>>23258344
Light up dragon dildo, nice score there OP.
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Oh, it's looks like this might actually be dildos. Fuck.
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>>23258390
Might be, might not be...
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>>23258414
HOLLLY SHIIIIIEEETT
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>>23258397
Mother of god, I was right.
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>>23258397
Oh fuck yeah.
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>>23258414
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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>>23258419
But wait, they come in bags, not bubble wrap...
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>>23258414
They're giving out little bags now?
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>>23258344
Looks like I got home just in time for a party.

You ARE going to try it out, right OP?
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>>23258437
Those look like tiny, bite sized ones. Is it candy?
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>>23258437
Them some peanie weenies?
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>>23258437
I smell some 12ga reloads coming on.
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>>23258437
Teenie Weenies!
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>>23258440
At conventions, yes. :^)

>>23258444
Yeah, if I figure out what it is. This doesn't look like any dildo I've ever seen...
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>>23258462
pocket horse anus?
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>>23258437
oh god an actual dragon dildo unboxing.
god bless you /k/

sadly it will be pruned
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>>23258456
>Loading teenie weenies in your shotgun loads.
...BRILLIANT
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>>23258456
Nah, I'd rather not ruin them.

Oh, it's a pouch of some sort.
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>>23258462
if you've got the imagination and bravery, anything can become a dildo.
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>>23258487
SHOW US THE FURRY DICKS. HURRY THE FUCK UP OP
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>>23258476
I don't think so. It's a bit too hard for that.

There does appear to be some kind of booklet inside, though.
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>>23258516
a fellow baddragon owning /k/ommando mailed you something and thought it would be funny to put ti in a bad dragon bag.
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>>23258533
Yeah, it would appear to be that way.

Hmm, the little guys are trying to dig it out...
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>>23258558
pop that purple one in your ass right now.
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>>23258483
I wonder how well that would actually work?

Oh, they succeeded!
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>>23258605
Fuckin' noice.
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>>23258592
I don't know about my ass, but this hole looks awfully willing...
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>>23258605
Congratulations on your purchase. You should test them in order to ensure that they're not a faulty product.
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>>23258635
Is that some sort of holder for them? They certainly didn't follow the same color scheme. Pretty lame imo.
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>>23258635
this is where you put the vodka in, comrade
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>>23258647
Oooh~
This looks a little too loose, though!
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>>23258661
Hey, man, this is a blue board..
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>>23258654
It's obviously a dragon dildo warmer.
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>>23258397
>>23258414
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>>23258462
>>23258487
>>23258516
>>23258558
>>23258605
>>23258635
>>23258661
OP really is a faggot, all this time i just thought that it was a myth, but you're proved it for me.
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>>23258683
You're right, only the best DP belongs here!
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>>23258699
You've*
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>>23258702
Unf~
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>>23258699
B-but onii-chan~

Which mode should I use first? I'm thinking IR.
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>>23258748
I don't even know what that is
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>>23258777
Look up DBAL-A2.

Gonna try IR on the dildos first.
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>>23258748
wtf is that thing
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>>23258821
Look up what a DBAL-A2 is. It's a laser designator.
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>>23258777
>>23258821
Come on guys, it's called a lurkmoar device.
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Well, the IR mode seems to work well enough.
What about the visible laser?
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Well, now that I've verified that my dragon dildo warmer is functional, it's time to mount it to the ultimate tactical platform...
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This thread is pure gold.
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>>23258922
Cap it!
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Somebody archive this shit, lol.
Fucking mini dragon dildos
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Bamp for greater justice. Archived?
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