Oh, it's looks like this might actually be dildos. Fuck.
But wait, they come in bags, not bubble wrap...
At conventions, yes. :^)
Yeah, if I figure out what it is. This doesn't look like any dildo I've ever seen...
Nah, I'd rather not ruin them.
Oh, it's a pouch of some sort.
I don't think so. It's a bit too hard for that.
There does appear to be some kind of booklet inside, though.
Yeah, it would appear to be that way.
Hmm, the little guys are trying to dig it out...
I wonder how well that would actually work?
Oh, they succeeded!
I don't know about my ass, but this hole looks awfully willing...
This looks a little too loose, though!
OP really is a faggot, all this time i just thought that it was a myth, but you're proved it for me.
You're right, only the best DP belongs here!
Which mode should I use first? I'm thinking IR.
Look up DBAL-A2.
Gonna try IR on the dildos first.
Well, the IR mode seems to work well enough.
What about the visible laser?
Well, now that I've verified that my dragon dildo warmer is functional, it's time to mount it to the ultimate tactical platform...