Gee, I wonder what came in the mail?

>>23258344
A dildo, that shoots battery acid?

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Looks like there's a little glint to it...

>>23258360
I'm guessing a dragon dildo, as well.

>>23258344
Light up dragon dildo, nice score there OP.

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Oh, it's looks like this might actually be dildos. Fuck.

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>>23258390
Might be, might not be...

>>23258414
HOLLLY SHIIIIIEEETT

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>>23258397
Mother of god, I was right.

>>23258397
Oh fuck yeah.

>>23258414
Holy. Fucking. Shit.

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>>23258419
But wait, they come in bags, not bubble wrap...

>>23258414
They're giving out little bags now?

>>23258344
Looks like I got home just in time for a party.

You ARE going to try it out, right OP?

>>23258437
Those look like tiny, bite sized ones. Is it candy?

>>23258437
Them some peanie weenies?

>>23258437
I smell some 12ga reloads coming on.

>>23258437
Teenie Weenies!

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>>23258440
At conventions, yes. :^)

>>23258444
Yeah, if I figure out what it is. This doesn't look like any dildo I've ever seen...

>>23258462
pocket horse anus?

>>23258437
oh god an actual dragon dildo unboxing.
god bless you /k/

sadly it will be pruned

>>23258456
>Loading teenie weenies in your shotgun loads.
...BRILLIANT

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>>23258456
Nah, I'd rather not ruin them.

Oh, it's a pouch of some sort.

>>23258462
if you've got the imagination and bravery, anything can become a dildo.

>>23258487
SHOW US THE FURRY DICKS. HURRY THE FUCK UP OP

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>>23258476
I don't think so. It's a bit too hard for that.

There does appear to be some kind of booklet inside, though.

>>23258516
a fellow baddragon owning /k/ommando mailed you something and thought it would be funny to put ti in a bad dragon bag.

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>>23258533
Yeah, it would appear to be that way.

Hmm, the little guys are trying to dig it out...

>>23258558
pop that purple one in your ass right now.

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>>23258483
I wonder how well that would actually work?

Oh, they succeeded!

>>23258605
Fuckin' noice.

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>>23258592
I don't know about my ass, but this hole looks awfully willing...

>>23258605
Congratulations on your purchase. You should test them in order to ensure that they're not a faulty product.

>>23258635
Is that some sort of holder for them? They certainly didn't follow the same color scheme. Pretty lame imo.

>>23258635
this is where you put the vodka in, comrade

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>>23258647
Oooh~
This looks a little too loose, though!

>>23258661
Hey, man, this is a blue board..

>>23258654
It's obviously a dragon dildo warmer.

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>>23258360
>>23258397
>>23258414
>>23258437
>>23258462
>>23258487
>>23258516
>>23258558
>>23258605
>>23258635
>>23258661
OP really is a faggot, all this time i just thought that it was a myth, but you're proved it for me.

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>>23258683
You're right, only the best DP belongs here!

>>23258699
You've*

>>23258702
Unf~

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>>23258699
B-but onii-chan~

Which mode should I use first? I'm thinking IR.

>>23258748
I don't even know what that is

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>>23258777
Look up DBAL-A2.

Gonna try IR on the dildos first.

>>23258748
wtf is that thing

>>23258821
Look up what a DBAL-A2 is. It's a laser designator.

>>23258777
>>23258821
Come on guys, it's called a lurkmoar device.

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Well, the IR mode seems to work well enough.
What about the visible laser?

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Well, now that I've verified that my dragon dildo warmer is functional, it's time to mount it to the ultimate tactical platform...

This thread is pure gold.

>>23258922
Cap it!

Somebody archive this shit, lol.
Fucking mini dragon dildos

Bamp for greater justice. Archived?