The ambush is set, the signal is given. You jump from your concealed position as you and your enemy meet eyes in the millisecond before his life ends.
What do you yell? what is your war cry?
I'd ask him if he was scared, if he says yes I would reply with "You better be cause you're on scare tactics" and as he breathes a sigh of relief I beat him to death with my weapons magazine
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>what is your war cry?
In my mind it's "FOR THE EMPEROR" or something.
In reality it's probably something more like "FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH"
>be robbing someones house
>taking their shit
>hear the owner wake up
>time to go
>all of a sudden you hear a scream
>LAST NIGHT I BOND-BURGERED YOUR SISTER
>with your dying breath you whisper
The mental image of some random heavily armed douchebag screaming this at the top of his lungs as gunfire rains down on their unsuspecting enemies is the best thing ever.
With all gain there must be sacrifice!
This is for slavery!
Who's hanging from a tree now bitch!
Welcome to the jungle, mother fucker!
You had one job!
You lost the game.
>anon has autistic "friend" parents force him to hang out with
>sheltered from the world, even thinks video games are bad
>anon starts talking to other friend about guns
>autistic friend spergs out about how only murderers and psychopaths own guns
>anon and other friend get into heated argument with autist
>"at least my parents raised me right!"
Truly a great thread, someone should post the screenshot
THIS LAND IS PURE, IT'S INHABITANTS KIND
"Just another day for you and me in paradise."
i assume you're on your horse at this point
Fuck no, I'm not that gay tripfag. I just draw shit on /k/ and /v/ sometimes. Those fallout comics are mine as well, if you've seen them around. I'm content with being anonymous.
>Having a battle cry.
>Letting your enemy know your team is there before actually engaging them, giving them a split second for instincts to kick in.
>Not following a silent subtle visual signal.
>Not going from a calm silence to a mind fucking symphony automatic rifles firing at the enemy from fucking nowhere.
Well i have never shot anyone and would most likely be scared like anyone else so to break that id most likely scream something like "RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" To force myself into pulling the trigger. in a comedic since id would scream "MEDIC!".
>Be onna patrol through forest to a rumored insurgency compound started by a popular image board forum.
>Be walking for hours yet no compound found.
>Decide to drop guard (after all its just a rumor, and may just be bullshit)
>Stop for break, as most men in group are tired.
>hear a muffled sound in the distance saying something about your parents and hampsters.
>SUDDENLY wooden rabbit falls from fucking nowhere crushing most of your group, which is then followed up by an ambush of fat neckbeards armed with nuggets firing down on our position eliminating the rest of the group.
> nignog break in
> you pounce out of concealment
> aim tarus judge revolver upon nignog
> you say "well sir we got ourselves quite situation"
> you take deep breath and close your eye
> commence your speech
"Thy fece-colored skinned man appear before me is hereby charged with breaking and enter with malicious intent! You are being judged by the judger which weild the judge granted by glorious Tarus god of Brazil. Thou are hereby found guilty by the judge and thur punishment shall be being blasted to death and having your soul sent to hottest pit of hell."
> open eye
> nignog still paralyzed in fear
> fire your glorious judge pistol senting nignog to his death
"Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta."
We're filth, we're filth! We come from filth, we're going to filth! We're filth!
ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED
Last night I pierced In and out of your sister
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!