The ambush is set, the signal is given. You jump from your concealed

>>23029477
YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>23029477
Bonzai!

>>23029477
I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL!!!!

>>23029477
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>23029477
DONT WORRY ITS NOT LOADED

>>23029477
I'd ask him if he was scared, if he says yes I would reply with "You better be cause you're on scare tactics" and as he breathes a sigh of relief I beat him to death with my weapons magazine

>>23029477
OMAHA SET HUT

ALOHA SNACKBAR

BANGITY BANGITY BANG

YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

DID YOU KNOW THAT PINEAPPLE MAKES YOUR CUM TASTE SWEET?!!!!

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>>23029477
WIGGLE WOGGLE WIGGLE WOGGLE WIGGLE WOGGLE

>>23029537

you're*

>>23029562
I"LL LET YOU KILL THIS GUY FIRST

>>23029477
I WILL PIERCE YOUR LAYERS!

>>23029477
bazinga

Why would I waste time saying shit? A controlled squeeze ends his life before he ends mine. only then do you have time for wit, in the awesome silence created by a terminal "crack"

ayy lmao

>>23029562
anon pls
pls
>>23029477
"GARBAGE DAY!"

>>23029477
WOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What is a man?

>>23029477
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

>>23029477
AAANNNUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>23029505
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!
>ftfy

HAKUNA MATATA, MORHERFUCKER!

APPLESAUCE BITCH

>>23029477
GET OF MY RIDGE, YOU COMMIE BASTARD!

>>23029477
PSSHHH, NOTHIN' PERSONAL KID!

Broke into the wrong god damn rec room, didn't you, ya bastard?!

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>>23029477
>what is your war cry?

In my mind it's "FOR THE EMPEROR" or something.

In reality it's probably something more like "FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH"

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EAT SHIT!

Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well

>>23029477
"DICKBUTT!"

>>23029477
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!

>>23029477
HEEEERES JOHNNY!

Itchy Asshole!

>>23029477
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

Obviously I'd yell, "I don't know how to conduct an ambush!"

>>23029477
I would shout GO BACK TO /pol/ then shoot 'em in the face with a Luger for the irony effect.

>>23029477
Ad maiorem Dei gloriam

>>23029477

>AIR POWER

AHH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!

AMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

>>23029477
"who fucking farted!?"

HACKA PÅ!
Swedish; "Hack on"

Then I chop them into little bitty pieces with the machete I made.

>>23029477
THAT'S FOR FUCKIN MY MOM

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>>23029477
FUCK YOU

WHERE DEH WHITE WOMEN AT?

>>23031372
10/10 made me reply

>>23031344
...I don't get it.

>>23029482
4u

>>23031410
your sister got bond burgered anon.

>>23031344
>be robbing someones house
>taking their shit
>hear the owner wake up
>ohshit.jpg
>time to go
>all of a sudden you hear a scream
>LAST NIGHT I BOND-BURGERED YOUR SISTER
>with your dying breath you whisper
>"how lewd"

>>23031410
Last night I 007 cheeseburger your sister

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>>23031425

>ambush someone
>in a manner where they spot you instantly

Sounds super safe

>>23029597
>GARBAGE DAY
underrated post

>>23031344
007 cheeseburger with everything'd your sister

>>23029477
IMPLYING YOU'LL SURVIVE THIS

>>23029477
Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande! Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar! Al Ellisande!

>>23029597
>GARBAGE DAY
kek'd

CLIPS, NIGGA

This is a ghost-gun

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>>23029643
The mental image of some random heavily armed douchebag screaming this at the top of his lungs as gunfire rains down on their unsuspecting enemies is the best thing ever.

>>23029523
underrated post
8/10

>>23029477
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>23029477
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

"I pooped a little"

>>23029477
"ISHOULDHAVESTAYEDBEHINDCOVERTOFIREOHSHITIVEBEENSHOT"

>>23030962

WHAT DID YOU SAYYY

>>23029546
I once ate so hot (some half a mil scoville sauce) that my jizzed magma.
>>23031290
>>23031372
>>23031425
>>23032062
>>23032439
Made me kek.
>>23029477
This >>23029950

>>23029477
Bix Nood nigga! Break yo'self

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>23029477
MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO

>>23029499
*that

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>>23029526

>>23029526
I want to make a candy bar called this. With pineapple bits. And lard.

>>23029477
I hope that I would yell
GROVE STREET TIL I DIE, NIGGA!
but it would probably be the chorus to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

>>23029477
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

>>23029477
WELCOME TO THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>23029643
If you can knock that out in a quarter second, I'll be fucking impressed.

>>23029477
HAVE AN A-10 DAY!

With all gain there must be sacrifice!
This is for slavery!
Who's hanging from a tree now bitch!
SOISOISOISOIsOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
Welcome to the jungle, mother fucker!
You had one job!
You lost the game.

>>23029477
AT LEAST MY PARENTS RAISED ME RIGHT!

>>23029588
>nerd.jpg

>>23032835
Can someone explain this totally ebik maymay to me like i'm a child.

I have a feeling its some /tv/ shit that no one cares about, like FOR YOU, but i honestly have no clue.

PRAISE THE MINERS!!

>>23032871
>anon has autistic "friend" parents force him to hang out with
>sheltered from the world, even thinks video games are bad
>anon starts talking to other friend about guns
>autistic friend spergs out about how only murderers and psychopaths own guns
>anon and other friend get into heated argument with autist
>"at least my parents raised me right!"

Truly a great thread, someone should post the screenshot

>>23032871
It's from a antigun friend story this guy had when he was growing up.

Somebody else might have it saved.

HAMBOOGAS!

Keep the change, you filthy animals

>>23029477

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

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RED SUN

RED SUN OVER PARADISE

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THIS LAND IS PURE, IT'S INHABITANTS KIND

OH GOD THE BEES! THE BEEEEEEES!

>>23033129
Most bullshit line ever.

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>cntrl+f COBRA
>0 results

What the fuck, /k/

>>23033231
Well if you hadn't invaded, there would not have been a problem.

>>23033237
YOU HAD THE OPTION TO TURN BACK.

wat.

>>23031344
Last night I George Lazenby, Big Mac'd your sister?

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YOUR MOMMAS HAIRY BUSH!!!!!

>>23033243
The creatures thought you were trying to invade and kill Priscilla for her soul.

Which is not hard to believe given what you do the rest of the game.

The correct cry for that OP image is "I am the angel of death , the time of cleansing is at hand."

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>>23029477
leeeeerrroooy jennnnnkins!

"I have become Serb, remover of kebab

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>Fire confetti cannon in their face
>Forget confetti is Chinese made with lead paint

DIE CHICKENFUCKER

ayy lmao

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>>23029477
WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH!

>>23029477

That thing the badgers n shit say in the Redwall books

>>23029546
just take bromelain or however you spell it

>>23029477

DEUTCHSLANDDD!!

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"Just another day for you and me in paradise."

shiggy diggy, fagtard

>>23029477
I AM THE STRELOK!

BLAME OBAMARAK!

How was something like that bit said yet?

Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming
Can you see their spear points gleaming...

No one has posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bka90SITZjc

ABRA KADABRA

(ignore video title - clearly training ex.)

Howdy!

>>23029477
I'LL TEACH YOU TO JIZZ IN MY BROWNIES

>>23038256
kek

WHORES DONT GET A SECOND CHANCE

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?

>>23038631
Lost

"Psssh, nothin personal kid.

>>23032763
well he DID graduate top of his class in the navy seals

>>23029696

nothing but a miserable pile of secrets

>>23029477
OhFuckIMissedPleaseDontShootMeImSorry

"AT LEAST MY PARENTS RAISED ME RIGHT!"

>>23039049
>shouting inside
It's like your parents weren't even raised right.

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>>23031245
i assume you're on your horse at this point
also
>machete
>not sabre

>>23031344
>>23031425
>>23031415
fuck you guys i think i woke up my flatmates

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>>23039507
>gustavus adolphus at breitenfeld

mah nigga

>>23029477
FIGHT YOU CUNT

IM NOT BUT NEITHER WASN'T THE PHONE TOO!

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ONII-CHAN, DAISUKI!

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>>23031870
Just for you, OP

>>23029505
tora! tora!

>>23036930
>>23036155
>>23033612
only answers

garbage day!

>>23039816
W-Willis?

This is the last time you talk to me about my little pony

>>23039857
Fuck no, I'm not that gay tripfag. I just draw shit on /k/ and /v/ sometimes. Those fallout comics are mine as well, if you've seen them around. I'm content with being anonymous.

MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE BED?

POMF

WHAT ANIME IS THIS SEMEN DEMON FROM?

KYON-KUN, DENWA!

BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT

5.56 WAS DESIGNED TO WOUND

IT WAS ME, DIO!

polo!

YA CANT DODGE THE RODGE BITCH NIGGER!

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, its removing time! ALLAH AKBAR!!!

nothin personnel...kid...

>>23031344
Last night I secretly came in n out your sister?

MY LIFE FOR AUIR

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>Having a battle cry.
>Letting your enemy know your team is there before actually engaging them, giving them a split second for instincts to kick in.
>Not following a silent subtle visual signal.
>Not going from a calm silence to a mind fucking symphony automatic rifles firing at the enemy from fucking nowhere.
>learn2ambush

>>23031972
Underrated post award 2014

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"

Well i have never shot anyone and would most likely be scared like anyone else so to break that id most likely scream something like "RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" To force myself into pulling the trigger. in a comedic since id would scream "MEDIC!".

>>23032654
Is there a kick starter that would allow that cause I wanna invest

>>23040083
>Be DHS
>Be onna patrol through forest to a rumored insurgency compound started by a popular image board forum.
>Be walking for hours yet no compound found.
>Decide to drop guard (after all its just a rumor, and may just be bullshit)
>Stop for break, as most men in group are tired.
>hear a muffled sound in the distance saying something about your parents and hampsters.
>SUDDENLY wooden rabbit falls from fucking nowhere crushing most of your group, which is then followed up by an ambush of fat neckbeards armed with nuggets firing down on our position eliminating the rest of the group.

>>23031775
Underrated post/10

>>23031915
Hello A-10

> nignog break in
> you pounce out of concealment
> aim tarus judge revolver upon nignog
> you say "well sir we got ourselves quite situation"
> you take deep breath and close your eye
> commence your speech
"Thy fece-colored skinned man appear before me is hereby charged with breaking and enter with malicious intent! You are being judged by the judger which weild the judge granted by glorious Tarus god of Brazil. Thou are hereby found guilty by the judge and thur punishment shall be being blasted to death and having your soul sent to hottest pit of hell."
> open eye
> nignog still paralyzed in fear
> fire your glorious judge pistol senting nignog to his death

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>>23029482
WAS GETTING SHOT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>OP
check your privelidge army scum!

>>23039857
WIllis is in the Chairforce now bruh. He's still got six weeks left if I recall correctly

TOO LATE NOW YOU'RE DEAD!

>>23029477
Press Press Press

SKLAWWW!!!!

God I hope the right people see this

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>>23029477
GAAATTAAACCKKAAA!!!

>>23029477
"YEAH.....YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?"

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>>23029477

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta."

>>23029477
PRESS X TO DODGE

>>23040891
back to reddit

>>23039816
>GAU-8 on a tripod

This pleases my dick

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>>23029477
IT'S OKAY TO PLAY WITH DOLLS!!!!

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>>23032871
>>23032894
>>23032895

>>23029477
Welcome to die!!

>>23029477
HORSECOCK

Hey, lotta good that GUN didja!

Got that motherfucker.

"I CAME!!!"

>>23041595
PING!!!!

>>23029477
YOU'RE NOT THE MAILMAN!

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>>23041630

PONG!!!!

>>23029477
Raggel Fraggel

Pocket sand!

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>>23041283
We're filth, we're filth! We come from filth, we're going to filth! We're filth!

Timber

SIEG KAISER REINHARD!

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>>23029477
bazinga

ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED ENEMY UNIT SPOTTED

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>23029477
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES!

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!

>>23029523
Made me laugh. 8.5/10

>>23029477
SKITSTÖVEL

SENPAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!

>>23029477
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOW4QiOD-oc

>>23029482
ⓕⓞⓡ ⓨⓞⓤ

>>23029477

ayyy lmao

>>23029477
OP IS A FAGGOT

>be Canadian
"SORRY"

>>23042753
It's okay
>what a nice guy
>death groan*

WOLVERINES!!!

I'd just like to interject for a moment.

1 2 3 what are we fighting 4?

>>23029477

>GOD DAMN FUCKING HAT!

WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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>>23031344
Last night I pierced In and out of your sister

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No words, just pure fucking inducement of terror

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Y..you too

>>23031344
Secretly pounded your sister?

"WE COULD'VE BEEN LOVERS"

>>23031344
The ol' Jamesburger

"SNEAK ATTACK!"

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>>23029477
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

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WOLVERINES!!

>>23045286
Godamnit Harold

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WHAAAS GOOOD, NYUUUGGGUH? GET BACK IN YO CAR, NYUGGUH!

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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>>23042118

A now a personal appeal from wikipedia's founder

>>23029477
AYE YIE YIE YIE YIE!!!

Like one of those 1930s indians.

REMAIN CALM!

>>23029477
DONT TAZE ME BRO!!!

>>23029477
Don't worry, it's only 9mm!