Hello everyone, I am agent Shaw Smith, of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency,
It is the future, one of which many governments are working together, fighting a new threat,
Here is your mission, you each will split up into teams, of which each team will hunt down and destroy 2 selected Paranormal/Supernatural type creature, Your weapons, vehicles, shelter, and food will be provided to you at our expense, but only if you complete your mission ...
tl:dr ITT - Innawoods monster hunting
>Use innawoods.net and customize your loadout, Extra points for realism/realistic loadouts
>You and your team will be allowed to call 1 and only 1 strike, be it any sort of airstrike, or assistance from ground vehicles such as TOW missiles, artillery, MaDuce fire, Javelin strike, etc. Nukes can be used, but they will be small and weak
here to register to a team:
Team 001: Skinwalkers and Goatmen
Team 002: Fairies and Fae
Team 003: Bigfoot and Sasquatch
Team 004: Dragons and Wyverns
Team 005: Elves and Dwarves
Team 006: Trolls and Orcs
Anything in Innawoods is available to you at no cost, you will have full military support,
Any and all use of violence is encouraged, let no creature be left alive
>not putting suppressor on grenade launcher
Are you sure you're CIA?
Watch out for that carapace though, dragons are heavily armored and fly
I'm joining team 001
That's my set up up there
What kind of Strike Package you getting? Hypothetically speaking
enlisting for trolls and orcs.
Vodka to party if mission is accomplished, cigarettes as last wish if mission is failed.
(Sad there's no vampires/werewolves team)
As for strength, they are outrageously strong in a physical sense, able to effortlessly lift humans and throw them to the ground with force to crush their bones to dust, yet they are lightweight and fast, as is needed to be to allow flight
team six, Orc/Troll disposal.
lure targets into trapped area, boom. gas to burn the remains.
Team 6 support gunner and demolitions.
My tactical strike will be an AC-130, the flares mark our position so they don't hit us.
I assume we'll be able to sneak up on them, monitor them, and then plant explosives in certain areas and funnel them there. If not we can still use the explosives as a dead mans switch kinda thing in case we get over run.
I think we can handle some mutants, Right?
The best way to fight samsquatch is to become samsquatch
Enlisting for Team 3
Strike Package: Napalm Strike, burn the monkey fucks out of the woods.
Heavily armored and alot of firepower is needed here. Grenades will be used when the need for reloading has come. Backpack has opening on the left side so one can pull out new ammunition belt. Poision gas will be used when checking for survivors.
count me in for everything except 2,
with that equipment Id just mow down everything and setup traps to secure chokepoints etc.
poison gas when they come to close
AM GARRETT. I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE FAIRYS AND DRAGONS TOO
There must be more dead for the glory of the dead.
There must be more spirits to aid us in our crusade.
Its realistic because there will all-ways be extremists for the opposite side.
Sorry, Team Arch-Angles (enemy) Special is Phantom rush, (about 50 phantoms bonzai charge for 15 minutes, and can't be harmed by human weapons until 10 minutes in)
Do you want to have your bodily fluids contaminated by Commie fluoridation?
Blending in with Sasquatch tribes to poison/rape, give aids/ kill as many as possible
team 6 or 4. strike is either barrage from an mlrs battery or b52 carpet bombing run.
How so? I made this thread for the express purposes of people having fun and entertaining themselves with wicked neat fantasies of hunting non-existent critters ...
Find source of creatures
Throw back of tricks
blow them to shit
This would be suitable for Team 002 but meant for Team 001. A deagle because why not?
op has abandoned us, therefore, op is a faggot
Anyway, shit is my loadout, light, fast, yet with elements of harder hitting weapons
Team 001 reporting in.
Live bait / reconnaissance reporting in. Prepared for extended venture innawoods.
>heard you liked 'nade launchers so i undermounted a grenade launcher on my rocket launcher
tacticool silenced sniper rpg with extra rpgs
Marauder omega requesting commander's permission to go in.
I'm ready to hunt me some Skinwalkers and Goatmen with my brothers in Team 001. Hoorah!
team 4 heavy weps expert
>gotta minigun with a bayonet
>shiggy diggy the mace has one too, imma club a bitch while i stab a bitch
>the minigun is silenced,all six barrels, drags not gonna know what hit em
>shit nigga even dat law is silenced
Reporting in 004. when is the big operation going down?
bennelli m4 loaded with foster slugs, if that wont kill whatever im shooting at then im dead anyway.
various other odds and ends for taking down/killing/taking selfies with squatch's dead, dismembered body.
Your expense huh?
C4 stacked inbetween gas to provide optimum spread of glorious flame
poison gas em
grenade launcher em
go home with my beautiful gold guns
first i would set up trail cameras in the area and try to figure out which area skinwalker/wendigo/goatman is likely living in.
hopefully the agency can hook me up with something to mask my scent. if not then i will start a containable forest fire and bathe in ash.
during the day i would search for caves or mineshafts that may be a den. at night i would do my best to become a part of the landscape waiting motionless on a game trail. With any luck i will be able to hunt these things without them knowing i am there.
Team 005 torture specialist. I imagine we'd have something to learn from these filthy elves and dwarves.
Team 001 is ready for insertion.
>HK 417 rifle for orcs.
>M32 for trolls.
>Lay a trap with the explosives.
>Use the glowsticks on a line to draw in the hordes of orcs.
>As soon as they are close enough detonate the trap.
>Rain down stun grenades and M32 airburst and HEDP on any stragglers.
>Pick off with the HK417
>Tuck into some MRE and have nice TP included shits.
Not get lost due to map and not being reliant on satalites for nav.
Let's just pretend that that 'bag' inside of the backpack is a parachute
Acknowledged, fireteams Hind 1 and Hind 2 have made contact with enemy forces, confirm elimination of threats
Have all completed their missions and survived ..
And now will follow, the list of those individuals who have died, they have fought bravely, thus, will be remembered as heroes
>Everyone who went after bigfoot is dead
Mother of god.
Humans cannot into Removing Squatch apparently
There's a reason why these fuckers are so elusive
Also, I died .. Fucking skinwalkers stealing my skin and shit ...
Mostly you were overpowered, some didn't have adequate supplies, others, were killed by their own stupidity ...
Me however? I was ripped apart by skinwalkers .... Literally ... Ripped to shreds ... then they took over what was left of me ...
I always thought trolls were retards.
I guess I was a troll all along.
How did tard rage garret not survive?
> stronger than any squatch
> faster than any gay ass fairy
> more terrifying then a skinwalker
> his raptard screech puts out dragon fire and shatters ork bones
So where I live this happens a long time ago. All the way back in the 1920's. We have a cropping in the forest that takes you from one town to the next. One path was called spook hollow. Do to all the inbreeding an ugly mother fucker was born. He had 3 clubs in his toes, a hunch back, and a really fucked up face. the town had satanists and everyone thought it was a demon.So they kicked him out of town into spook hollow
cont. The goatman found a hunting kit, and he began attacking people trying to go to another town. He'd run out and scare them. It's said he ate some of them, but people did disappear. They could never find where he was hiding, but his body was found in the 60's. they took a picture of him, and my god he's so ugly. They buried him and made a grave. Legend says that the goatman still lives. Anyways, kids will put on goatmasks and hide in spook hollow. Spreading the myth.
Team 4 Dragon Hunter.
Carries a blanket and lots of water to put out fires (wish there was a fire extinguisher in this game).
Health kit includes bandages and morphine to help with those nasty burns.
I gave him a .50 cal rifle but no ammo because there's no .50 BMG in innawoods, just pretend there is. Its a secondary weapon to his rocket launcher. I like to imagine the rocket launcher is like the rocket launcher in Half-Life 2 and the rockets can be guided. The Deagle is in case a dragon or wyvern lands really close to him.
He carries a rope to help tie up a dragon if/when they capture him.
Just pretend the armour is fire-proof and has good chances of resisting being chewed on.
Overall, rate my dragon hunter /k/é
Joining team 001
[nospoilerson/k/]Please share your food with me, team[/spoiler]
Hello! Have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
I fucking told you already there's no .50 BMG in this game!
I trust that deserters have been dealt with, comrade.