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ITT: Innawoods Cryptid Hunters

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Hello everyone, I am agent Shaw Smith, of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency,

It is the future, one of which many governments are working together, fighting a new threat,

Paranormal Critters

Here is your mission, you each will split up into teams, of which each team will hunt down and destroy 2 selected Paranormal/Supernatural type creature, Your weapons, vehicles, shelter, and food will be provided to you at our expense, but only if you complete your mission ...

tl:dr ITT - Innawoods monster hunting

-CONT
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Rules:

>Use innawoods.net and customize your loadout, Extra points for realism/realistic loadouts

>You and your team will be allowed to call 1 and only 1 strike, be it any sort of airstrike, or assistance from ground vehicles such as TOW missiles, artillery, MaDuce fire, Javelin strike, etc. Nukes can be used, but they will be small and weak
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Please reply>>22134118
here to register to a team:

Team 001: Skinwalkers and Goatmen
Team 002: Fairies and Fae
Team 003: Bigfoot and Sasquatch
Team 004: Dragons and Wyverns
Team 005: Elves and Dwarves
Team 006: Trolls and Orcs

Anything in Innawoods is available to you at no cost, you will have full military support,

Any and all use of violence is encouraged, let no creature be left alive
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>>22134096you should find those tbreads reepfinder did .....proba ly in the archive maybe
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>>22134118
>2014
>not putting suppressor on grenade launcher
Are you sure you're CIA?
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>>22134228

What team are you in?
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>>22134239
Team 004
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>>22134246

Nice

Watch out for that carapace though, dragons are heavily armored and fly

I'm joining team 001

That's my set up up there

What kind of Strike Package you getting? Hypothetically speaking
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>>22134171
just ask Dresden to finish em off
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>>22134283
Not taking any
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>>22134118
Team 001
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>>22134283
Also, mind if I bring some... Help?
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>>22134118
enlisting for trolls and orcs.

Vodka to party if mission is accomplished, cigarettes as last wish if mission is failed.
(Sad there's no vampires/werewolves team)
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>>22134096
maybe i am missing something, but how is it supposed to be any dangerous hunting for fairies?
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>>22134411
What about the fairies in hellboy 2 those things killed everything.
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>>22134395

I left those open for suggestions
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>>22134369

That counts as a "Tactical Strike"
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Team 003
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Team Cheeki Breeki
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Team 001 Medic
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How many can be on a team?
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Team 006 Reporting for duty.
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>>22134714
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How large / strong are the fairies and fae in question?
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>>22134900

They can switch from human sized, to tinkerbell sized
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>>22134900

As for strength, they are outrageously strong in a physical sense, able to effortlessly lift humans and throw them to the ground with force to crush their bones to dust, yet they are lightweight and fast, as is needed to be to allow flight
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team six, Orc/Troll disposal.
lure targets into trapped area, boom. gas to burn the remains.
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>>22134096
We tried this once before with /x/

[spoiler]we didn't find anything [/spoiler]
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>>22134096
What kind of Trolls and Orcs are we going up against and what is the effectiveness of shrapnel and poison gas on them?
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>>22134118

Team 6 support gunner and demolitions.
My tactical strike will be an AC-130, the flares mark our position so they don't hit us.

I assume we'll be able to sneak up on them, monitor them, and then plant explosives in certain areas and funnel them there. If not we can still use the explosives as a dead mans switch kinda thing in case we get over run.
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all the teams
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>>22134096
?????? ?? ???? ?????
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all you need is some explosives and a heavy machine gun and fuckloads of ammo

boring idea
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>>22134096
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>>22134096
site name for those images?
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>>22136524

>Police Baton.
>Just in case it's black.
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>>22136593
innawoods.net
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>>22134118
Team 004
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>>22136716
forgot pic
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mobility is the key here
i'd take 3, 5 or 6
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>>22134096
I think we can handle some mutants, Right?
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The best way to fight samsquatch is to become samsquatch
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>>22134118

Enlisting for Team 3

Strike Package: Napalm Strike, burn the monkey fucks out of the woods.
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>>22134118
Team 006

Heavily armored and alot of firepower is needed here. Grenades will be used when the need for reloading has come. Backpack has opening on the left side so one can pull out new ammunition belt. Poision gas will be used when checking for survivors.
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team 006
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>>22136851
Is for team 1
>>22134171
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count me in for everything except 2,

with that equipment Id just mow down everything and setup traps to secure chokepoints etc.

poison gas when they come to close

ez
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>>22137484
i have an extra filter
with that much gas you'll need it
join me >>22136851 in team 1
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>>22136764
You are insane. Why are you carring a ballistic mask when you have a 50 cal? You're not planing to go CQB with a 50 cal right? And you got no secondary weapon, only claymores?
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>>22134118
Team 003
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team 3
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>>22135939

Warhammer 40k style Orcs, but WOW style trolls
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>>22136369

You are Russia, very cute and sex ...

Shit, I want to learn Russian, fucking Rosetta Stoner os too damn expensive ...
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>>22137529
>not CQBing with a .50 BMG rifle
casul
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Any team will do
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>>22139142
If it makes you feel better, that's not real russian, just really bad google translate from come at me bitch
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AM GARRETT. I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE FAIRYS AND DRAGONS TOO

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1K6x5CBEU
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>>22134118
Team 001
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Angels are dicks.
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There must be more dead for the glory of the dead.
There must be more spirits to aid us in our crusade.

Its realistic because there will all-ways be extremists for the opposite side.
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>>22142000
Sorry, Team Arch-Angles (enemy) Special is Phantom rush, (about 50 phantoms bonzai charge for 15 minutes, and can't be harmed by human weapons until 10 minutes in)
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>>22142121
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>>22134171
>not merging human and cryptid DNA
>not capturing elven waifus
Shit Shaw, do you even asymmetrical cryptid warfare?
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>>22134118
Team 2 reporting
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>>22142241
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Team 4
That bag will be dropped for resupply
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>>22134096
>no vodka
Do you want to have your bodily fluids contaminated by Commie fluoridation?
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>>22134118
Team 003
Blending in with Sasquatch tribes to poison/rape, give aids/ kill as many as possible
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team 6 or 4. strike is either barrage from an mlrs battery or b52 carpet bombing run.
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team 6 or 4
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>>22142956
Goddamn these threads have divulged into pure autism
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>>22143181

How so? I made this thread for the express purposes of people having fun and entertaining themselves with wicked neat fantasies of hunting non-existent critters ...
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>tfw op doesn't comment on anyones loadouts
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>>22143540

There's a lot man
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>>22141626

Neat
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>>22141626
>when the world looks at your son, what do you think it sees?
terrible gentics
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>>22142956
Armsel Stryker? thats fucking disgusting
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>>22143588
But how successful are our teams?
C'mon man.
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>>22142586

I don't drink man,
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>>22143643

Never made a thread before, I'll do better man
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>>22142155

I really hope team names cannot be changed
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>>22143654
Just a suggestion, otherwise its just "post shit without any point," which is part of 4chan, but dang.
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>>22143768

I'll think of some good story stuff then
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>>22134228
Isn't the m72 law meant to be fire and forget?
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>>22143808
yes
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Find source of creatures
Throw back of tricks
tactically GTFO
blow them to shit
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>>22143813
>fire and forget launcher
>entire backpack full of rpg rockets
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>>22134096
This would be suitable for Team 002 but meant for Team 001. A deagle because why not?
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op has abandoned us, therefore, op is a faggot

Anyway, shit is my loadout, light, fast, yet with elements of harder hitting weapons
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>>22144180

I'm joining either Teams 001 or 003
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Put me on any and all teams.
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>>22144266

You'd be more suitable for team 002 honestly
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>>22144303
>not wanting to burn all the monsters apart
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>>22144326

Fire wouldn't work on dragons, they're used to that shit, Skinwalkers/Goatmen might be vulnerable also though because it might count as white-ash, not sure about the rest
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>>22144344
>implying white phosphorous is simply fire
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>>22144357

Alright then ....
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>>22144368
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owQI9NDR2ro
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Should suffice for 003.
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Team 004. Bringing along the medical supplies.
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Team 006 Combat Engineer reporting 4 dooty
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Team 001 reporting in.

Live bait / reconnaissance reporting in. Prepared for extended venture innawoods.
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>>22144812
Also ID and shit because forest rangers
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>>22144824

You get complete clearance, all civilians and police are told that there is a natural disaster happening in the area, allowing us to operate as needed
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>>22144848
Same rangers are dicks, just sayin'. Plus the Skinwalker that takes my body will need it to look real.
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>>22144869

I see
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hunter 044 is ready to snipe
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team 4
>heard you liked 'nade launchers so i undermounted a grenade launcher on my rocket launcher
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Gentlemen.
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>>22144955

>not putting a silencer on your rpg

Fucking pleb
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>>22134118
Muh #3 please
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>>22142660
>brought beef jerky
>mfw
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>>22142586
why not this?
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>>22144981
tacticool silenced sniper rpg with extra rpgs
>amidoinitrite?
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>>22145107

Yep
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Marauder omega requesting commander's permission to go in.
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>>22145119

Permission granted, what is your current position?
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>>22145126
Team 004 about to purge a wyvie
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>>22134118
team 6
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>>22145074
Whoops, forgot to comment, Team 3.

The Himalayas, to be precise.
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>>22145126
Wyvern is a brood mother, repeat, wyvern is a brood mother. Need an artillery barrage on my area
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>>22145143

Acknowledged, strike package will be ready in 10
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Brood mother down. Report in 004
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>>22145187
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>>22145220

Understood, rest up soldier, we have a big fight ahead of us
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I'm ready to hunt me some Skinwalkers and Goatmen with my brothers in Team 001. Hoorah!
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team 4 heavy weps expert
>gotta minigun with a bayonet
>shiggy diggy the mace has one too, imma club a bitch while i stab a bitch
>the minigun is silenced,all six barrels, drags not gonna know what hit em
>shit nigga even dat law is silenced
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>>22145285

Noice
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Reporting in 004. when is the big operation going down?
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>>22145460

We're rallying up the troops as we speak
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>>22134118
#3
bennelli m4 loaded with foster slugs, if that wont kill whatever im shooting at then im dead anyway.
various other odds and ends for taking down/killing/taking selfies with squatch's dead, dismembered body.
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>>22145510
I shoulda chose orcs
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dust and echos
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>>22145597

You can change as much as you want man
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Team 003.
Can I hunt wendigo innalaska?
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>>22146045

Yep
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Your expense huh?
C4 stacked inbetween gas to provide optimum spread of glorious flame
poison gas em
grenade launcher em
ak em
Deagle em

go home with my beautiful gold guns
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>>22146170

You also get a FAT fucking paycheck for your service, or rather, for each confirmed kill
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>>22134096
team 1
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>>22146508
forgot image.

first i would set up trail cameras in the area and try to figure out which area skinwalker/wendigo/goatman is likely living in.

hopefully the agency can hook me up with something to mask my scent. if not then i will start a containable forest fire and bathe in ash.

during the day i would search for caves or mineshafts that may be a den. at night i would do my best to become a part of the landscape waiting motionless on a game trail. With any luck i will be able to hunt these things without them knowing i am there.
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>>22144086

is that a fAMAS??
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Team 005 torture specialist. I imagine we'd have something to learn from these filthy elves and dwarves.
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Team 001 is ready for insertion.
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>>22134118
>Team 006
>HK 417 rifle for orcs.
>M32 for trolls.

Plan.

>Lay a trap with the explosives.
>Use the glowsticks on a line to draw in the hordes of orcs.
>As soon as they are close enough detonate the trap.
>Rain down stun grenades and M32 airburst and HEDP on any stragglers.
>Pick off with the HK417
>Tuck into some MRE and have nice TP included shits.

Not get lost due to map and not being reliant on satalites for nav.
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Team 001,

Let's just pretend that that 'bag' inside of the backpack is a parachute
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>>22134171

Medicbro here for team 1
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>>22147905

Targets are being engaged, requesting strike package Hind now

>>22134118
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>>22147905
>>22147998

Acknowledged, fireteams Hind 1 and Hind 2 have made contact with enemy forces, confirm elimination of threats
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>>22148021

Targets cleared, lit the bastards up like a Christmas tree, WHOOOOO YEAH!

Approaching LZ for exfil ... Requesting orders for new mission. Over
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>>22148056

Extraction is en-route, return to base and await for further orders. Will advise. Over
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It was a fun thread guys, thanks a lot
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>>22148360
>Everyone who went after bigfoot is dead
Mother of god.
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>>22148556

Humans cannot into Removing Squatch apparently

There's a reason why these fuckers are so elusive

Also, I died .. Fucking skinwalkers stealing my skin and shit ...
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>>22148556
>that flag
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>>22148360
How did we all die?
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>>22148710

Mostly you were overpowered, some didn't have adequate supplies, others, were killed by their own stupidity ...

Me however? I was ripped apart by skinwalkers .... Literally ... Ripped to shreds ... then they took over what was left of me ...
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>>22148360

I...I died?>>22147762


Fug

What went wrong with my plan?
Apart from me being a massive faggot.
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Most of you went off your mission and never said, mission success, so you were presumed MIA
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>>22148826

satnav brother ... Trolls trolled you by bobbytrapping your own traps
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>>22142500
b-but
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>>22148873
I always thought trolls were retards.

I guess I was a troll all along.

>Criss-cross
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>>22148360
How did tard rage garret not survive?
> stronger than any squatch
> faster than any gay ass fairy
> more terrifying then a skinwalker
> his raptard screech puts out dragon fire and shatters ork bones
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>>22148898

rape man ... they brutally raped you, while the orcs watched ...

Where the fuck is op anyway ...
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>>22148927

Because I fucking hate retards ...
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>>22148928
The orcs had to have something to rape.

They got a little jealous of watching...
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>>22143629
> not seeing the genes of a warrior who feels no fatigue or pain
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>>22148967

I was skinned alive and torn apart by skinwalkers man ... Not even 4 minutes in combat ...
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>>22149007
I think the most accurate ending should have been everyone dead.

Brutalised.
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>>22149007
Yeah, I think there's a goatman where I live. Maybe a more competent group like SCP will take care of it.
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>>22148944
U mad
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>>22149061

>there's a goatman where I live

Got any stories?
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>>22149084
That... cannot be destroyed by a mere dragon.
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>>22149138
So where I live this happens a long time ago. All the way back in the 1920's. We have a cropping in the forest that takes you from one town to the next. One path was called spook hollow. Do to all the inbreeding an ugly mother fucker was born. He had 3 clubs in his toes, a hunch back, and a really fucked up face. the town had satanists and everyone thought it was a demon.So they kicked him out of town into spook hollow
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>>22149181
cont. The goatman found a hunting kit, and he began attacking people trying to go to another town. He'd run out and scare them. It's said he ate some of them, but people did disappear. They could never find where he was hiding, but his body was found in the 60's. they took a picture of him, and my god he's so ugly. They buried him and made a grave. Legend says that the goatman still lives. Anyways, kids will put on goatmasks and hide in spook hollow. Spreading the myth.
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There's a lot of stories that revolve around spook hollow
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>>22149181
>>22149221
>>22149241

What state is this in?
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>>22149269
Missouri
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>>22149280

Fuck ....
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>>22149302
I've wandered around spook hollow with a friend of mine, the place is empty besides abandoned houses
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>>22149336

No weird activity?

>people twitching strangely
>dead people calling out in monotone voice
>strange coppery/burnt blood stench
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>>22149386
Wandered around with machetes and not a god damn thing
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>>22149386
Well Wiccens and Satanists live in spook hollow, but they also live in the woods in a 200 mile radius so it's pretty normal for here.
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>>22148360
Phew, I made it. It was a hard fought battle. The trolls nearly got the jump on me but for the expenditure of ammunition. Team 6 requesting weekend leave
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>>22148360
You should remake it.
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Team 4 Dragon Hunter.

Carries a blanket and lots of water to put out fires (wish there was a fire extinguisher in this game).

Health kit includes bandages and morphine to help with those nasty burns.

I gave him a .50 cal rifle but no ammo because there's no .50 BMG in innawoods, just pretend there is. Its a secondary weapon to his rocket launcher. I like to imagine the rocket launcher is like the rocket launcher in Half-Life 2 and the rockets can be guided. The Deagle is in case a dragon or wyvern lands really close to him.

He carries a rope to help tie up a dragon if/when they capture him.

Just pretend the armour is fire-proof and has good chances of resisting being chewed on.

Overall, rate my dragon hunter /k/é
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>>22151664
No ammo for your barret/10
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>>22134118
Joining team 001

[nospoilerson/k/]Please share your food with me, team[/spoiler]
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>>22134096
Hello! Have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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>>22151807

I fucking told you already there's no .50 BMG in this game!
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>>22151948
Do Mormons have something against wallets?
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>>22151948

>carrying a flashlight for door-to-door preaching
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>>22148360
I trust that deserters have been dealt with, comrade.
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>>22152134
There ain't no room for .50bmg even if there was. 0/10
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>>22152193
For a theatrical version of "Let there be light!"
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Team 1
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>>22152353
fucking duh.
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Okay here is my team:
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Soldiers 2 in team
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Heavy only one unit
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Medic
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and one VIP agent.

thats all XD
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