For now they may be small, I know. But they'll grow! They'll get fluffier too! Shocking isn't it?
It- it's just, I used to be most proud over my power to sway the storms. I used to be, but-
My wings keep you close... and keep you warm... when thunder roars and rain pours
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Barb drew a new Wisp and Cancer.
I had scouted the place out weeks in advance, making sure people didn't come there at any kind of frequency. It amazed me that a place as beautiful as this, so close to the city, would be completely unknown and untouched, but then again, it served my purposes well. It was deep enough in the woods to afford privacy, and privacy is a commodity that is difficult to come by these days.
She was impressed.
>"Yep that's me, Kiki Kikimorovna Kikimorsky. Right about now you're probably wondering how I got here, right? Well, let me explain..."
His Cancer is also cute.
Eurgh. Never been fond of the girl-hips-deep-inna-crabface design, but the bizzare not-realism does NOT help it any.
More a criticism of the subject than the art; barb is doin' good stuff.
Onepieces and thighhighs are the lewdest, they need to be dark, though.
I wasn't expecting you to do all of them, wasn't even expecting you to do any of them, I was just trying to get a list out there in the hopes that you'd do at least one. Trust me as soon as I have money to spend you and several other artists are gonna be a little bit richer while I drown in cowtits.
>no busty Jubjub to cling to your back and grind her pussy against it
>Come now~ufufu~there's no need to be so quiet with me
>No one can possibly hear you over the thunder
>No one else needs to... except for me
I'd happily vouch for Flowkelp being the most useful!
-On a hot day she can absorb your sweat before the bacteria makes it smelly
-She can keep you cool and hydrated with her excess water storage
-She can actually control the kelp and keep items hidden in there
-She can change sizes depending on her water content
In a survival scenario she can even recycle fluids or feed you her excess nutrient rich kelp!
This just in,
Slingshotsand any variant of it the best.
Did .less ever color this image? I vaguely remember a colored version but I can't remember if it was .less or somebody else that did it, or whether it was even colored at all.
A beautiful memory... Her confidence and her smile, both growing the deeper she pulled you into her breast and the deeper you looked into her eyes... And it only grew more beautiful each time, when many moons later you were blessed with your first child.
I knew that would come up after what I said, but that isn't what I meant.
It'd be a bit difficult to do that while she was on your back after all... but I'm sure she wouldn't mind stopping for a drink.
Saaya from Suisei no Gargantia
Well, we have this one, but if you can one-up it, go right ahead.
She could be like one of those novelty caps with the bottles hooked up to those straws.
Every so often, she'll just reach around with her seaweed and push them to your lips to remind you to stay hydrated.
That would be nice in any case so if you're feeling up to it go ahead, like the other guy said anything new is appreciated.
>that isn't what I meant
You're no fun, could just attach some sort of compact milking machine to her and have the tubes lead to your mouth like one of those drink hats.
Ah so it has been colored, thanks for this.
Never felt compelled to watch the series despite its /m/ nature, though I have to admit it has its fair share of semen demons. If you want to find out what monstergirl she'd look good as, compare her behavioral and physical traits to that of existing species
Also, people like you are rare here. Do you come here often?
>Sea Bishop or a regular mermaid would work
It makes sense, but I would like to explore all the possibilities before deciding anything.
>If you want to find out what monstergirl she'd look good as, compare her behavioral and physical traits to that of existing species
She's sweet, gentle, and hardworking because she has a really big family which she has to contribute with her job.
She's also a bit worried about her weight
What do you mean?
You'd be surprised how blown out of proportion the human girl hate is.
Sure, there's some people here with bad experiences, but to be honest, millions of people have bad experiences and keep on going. Mostly, it's just a self perpetuating case of "poster see, poster post."
Why is your uniform soaking wet?
The thought of her now having her head atop yours to facilitate that is incredibly cute! I'd love to see this drawn!
>not carrying her on your shoulders while her milk trickles from her breasts down her kelp and into your mouth
>could just attach some sort of compact milking machine to her and have the tubes lead to your mouth like one of those drink hats
My fetish. I remember something like it getting brought up when discussing mini Ushis.
Some Harpy species are quite stacked.
So basically an Ushi version of this
Well there's another idea, though she'd have to be up a bit higher unless she can move the milk against gravity through her kelp.
I feel like this would be an actual thing in a monster girl world.
More random pictures from twitter, nothing that interesting this time around
>So, how about that hot piece of ass in marketing?
>I'd bust that ghost, if you know what I mean.
>The thought of her now having her head atop yours to facilitate that is incredibly cute! I'd love to see this drawn!
I agree. The flowkelp backpack idea is really strong. I think just that idea alone has put them more-or-less on the same level as sea slimes for me. And considering how much I like sea slimes, that's a good thing.
"Hello little bird. Would you like a cracker? Can you understand me?"
"Such a smart bird! You're a pretty little thing aren't you? Yes you are!"
>"I'm trying to read a book here..."
"Oh! You're reading a book without pictures! You must be very smart!"
Oh that makes sense, I wonder if you had sex with her if you could see the semen floating inside her for a while afterwards, would make work place sex in the closet impossible to keep secret.
Hope you got a thing for big girls, anon.
>Wererabbit season you need to put up rabbit-proof fences to protect your crops and farmhands from Wererabbit swarms.
>Harpy season you need to make sure your farmhands keep to a buddy system and watch the skies, staying indoors until they leave.
>Mouse season you need to make sure storage is safe, Mouse Girls can squeeze through the tiniest cracks and eat all your cheese and supplies.
>Fox season you need to make sure they're not stealing any of your chickens and loitering around the place like delinquents.
There's no end to this when you're trying to run a farm in Monster Girl territory.
Yeah, the best parts of Bleach for a while now have just been the fanservice.
Like today's chapter. Besides full-out Raiju Yoruichi, there was also a ton of focus on her ass. Which is great.
A group of Dog Girls sounds good.
Vigiliant, trained, hard-working girls who chase off any wild Monster Girls and protect the Farmhands.
And they only flirt with said farmhands outside of working hours.
Any manga reader site?
Well, Wednesdays used to be the norm, but after Golden Week a year or two ago, things started getting delayed a day or two. But back to Wednesday now, it seems?
>start working at MGC farms
>getting shown around the place
>your boss then shows you the 'security'
>they're actually a bunch of dog girls
>you meet Sasha, the Huskey head of security
>the twin Chocolate Labradors Lynn and Synn (short for Synthia)
>the shorter Kobold Tammy
>and the newest member of the team Hannah
>she must be one of those wolf hybrids because she's just that big
>when she spotted you she yelled out "W is for 'woof'!"
Angel Clinic's up the street, they can probably help you onto the right path.
Or you could try a back alley mindflayer but I wouldn't personally recommend it.
>People would rather follow some memes than tender love this
Faggots, all of you
It's okay to like Alps, as long as you realize they are nothing but sacs of 'kyaaa' meant to be bullied
In other news, your taste a shit and elfu needs hugs, pronto
Or... you could do the dominating. Either way, once she becomes too lovingly aroused she'll become like this.
I imagine they'd be allowed to adopt just because if they couldn't, the kids would have nowhere to go. Now, about the strictness of such adoption regulations... that's another story altogether.
I'm sure the immediate thought for a lot of MGs upon seeing an orphaned child would be, "jackpot!"
I don't know how often human girls would get adopted, if at all. There would have to be some kind of incentive, as boys would be higher in demand, because even monsters who aren't shotacons could adopt them and fulfill some sort of motherly fantasy. Or maybe they want to raise the perfect husband. Or maybe they just want to have a male around, and aren't particularly picky. Who knows.
I'm going to watch anime and play video games with nerdhound!
At least he gets a Thunderbird in that case, not that he deserves it. If he knew what he was talking about he'd know she still has far more control than most guys would even when in that state.
"Intensive study" she plays it off as in her mind, until she looks inside and sees a folder labeled: favourites to be replaced by photos of future wife. That is to say, her.
Nope. I'd round a corner real quick and hide out, waiting for her to walk by before launching snuggle hug ambush.
I might get a post-embarrassment beating but the initial reaction of shock and fluster would make it worthwhile.
> implying nerdhound can even land a punch that's not softened by her fluff
> implying her angry 'hellhound rages' are anything but her weakly slapping at your chest with no more force than a stiff breeze
You must be the beta of betas to let Runt beat you up
Of course. Buying custom controllers can be an expensive pain. This way, everyone can have fun together without going through all that hassle.
Nothing beats a good videogame club, either. Not a proper club, but just something you can go to once every week to have fun.
All the other Hellhounds are running around violently raping innocent boys and being overall untameable beasts and this little nerd think she can just do whatever she want?
She's a disgrace to her species, it's no wonders why she gets bullied
If she somehow got a husband it would be a different story, not only would the other Hellhounds stop bullying her, they would also imitate her in the hopes that they too obtain a husband
Unintended results include:
1. her looking embarrassed, but flattered when she closes the door after walking in on you
2. The smuggest of smiles before taking pity on you and coming into give you a hand
3. Complete sense of dominance after walking in on your blowing your load and lowering herself on your still sensitive member
What games? Would you sit through any long, single-player, story focused games with her?
Perhaps acting as a pillow for her, and a voice of reason when she starts to stay up too late playing.
Eh, people manage? The heart wants what it wants, etc. etc.
I barely have a top 10, it highly depends on what fantasizes I've been having on that day and if any recent content has changed my mind about a girl's potential.
The top 3-4 are fairly solid though.
My top10 is pretty solid, and I would say the top15 it is too. After that I'm not sure anymore.
Anubis and Hellhound will always be my top number one and number two, respectively. After that, I can usually reliably sort my other favourites into tiers, just because there's so many I can't really pick between.
I have tiers instead of a top list
At the top is 'Waifu' tier with 30~40 monsters in it
The bottom is 'Crap but I'd still fuck it' tier with 5~10
The rest are all in 'Good" tier in the middle
>Get her into some RPGs
>She spends an unnecessary amount of time keeping her party's equipment optimised to their fullest
>She becomes unusually quiet during a cutscene where the main love interest dies
>You can see her face, but you can feel tension in her body as she sits back against you
>Ask her if she's alright
>Even thought her normally tall, arched ears are drooping low, she nods shakily
>For the next couple of hours, it feels as if she's pressing against you more, sometimes shuffling your arms so you can hold her just a little tighter.
What do you want kid, I'm on break here.
Hey now, I'm only a whore if I get payed.
And I'm only a slut if I screw several of them. I wouldn't do that, I'm a pure boy. I'd be faithful to the first one of those 30~40 that caught me.
>Using cancer as a way to get fame or women
I wish you faggots would just drop dead and turn into something useful like an actual waifu.
Ma'am please, I'm looking for my daughter. We're only playing hide-and-seek, but being a centaur... she can cover a lot more ground than me in a short amount of time. Haha, oh dear. Sometimes I forget that I should only count half as long as I'm used to when I play with her, you know..?
>That's not a nice thing to say with somebody that has cancer
Well no shit? I'm tired of fucking everybody throwing up a pity party tent for somebody who has it. Life sucks. It's going to throw punches at you and it's not how much you get hit so much as how much you can get hit and move on.
Piss off, Steppes belong to us.
Steal it back then wimp.
Cancer? At that age? Nobody would want kids with such pitiful genes.
...Go away weirdo.
And you're a small man.
Probably in more ways than one.
Yeah, this armor I took from that soldier's body is really nice isn't it?
But she insists that there's nothing wrong! She guessed that character was going to die anyway.
What? No, she hasn't been unusually close to you. And she just likes it when you hold her from behind and make her feel protected. What's strange about asking you to do it more often?
Human girls would be fine really. Monstergirls care for the young in distress, human girls included.
The real question is if the girl gets a mother who gives her the choise to become an MG or not. You wouldnt want to be adopted by a succubus as a human girl.
That's what she claims! But you should see that look on her face when some couple passes by!
I bet shes all alone!
KCs world? Only because the human faction is so large that they rarely bump into MG.
MGC? Depends on the writer. I'd say plenty of magical assistance and a very aggresive playstyle to get a man.
So? Men are complicated sluts and don;t share her interests. Not to mention they only go for Stacies and ignore girls like her. At least she has the internet for porn and cute humanboy stories.
This image sorta reminds me of a large Cockatiel my parents owned when I was younger
She flew on my shoulder and tried to give me an ear piercing with her beak and also killed a few other pet birds we owned
Thing about that picture is that it's very fitting. It's how lone tame birds react. Birds are social creatures and crave attention, they will rip their own feathers out if left alone for too long. Don't ever ignore or leave your pet bird alone for long if you ever plan on getting one. Best to get a couple if you know you can't be around all the time (which is going to be the case for almost anymore). Take good care of your Harpy or Crow Tengu. Don't leave her alone.
>killed a few other pet birds
As a bird lover i'm going to say your parents should be forbidden from ever owning any other pets.
It also destroyed some of my mom's jewelry. One day she was given to someone else who not long after wanted to give it back to us but we didn't take it back
I have no idea what that bird doing these days or if it's even still alive.
The Mail Harpy in my town works hard at her job!
I'm all over the fucking place with my preferences
Artist gave his girls the ability to miniaturize their wings
Scary battle-scarred Dragons are the best.
> pun pun pun
Help me out anon, I seem to have become temporarily(?) retarded
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He's even got one with... twintails
I mean that in the punniest way possible
...and I do actually have the original, now I think about it
> You can grind against them for XP now? Hot damn.
Grind 'em, recruit 'em, have 'em molest your enemies into submission
What makes having a tier-list so difficult for me is that I also consider alternate bodytypes a species can have. Like a 4-foot-6 Jubjub with big titties and ass. Or a 7-foot tall muscle Lich that also has big titties and ass.
So it basically boils down to ass and titty potential.
I like mummies best out of all the undead because I imagine they would have a huge bukkake fetish.
I mean, it kinda implies it in the profile with "the feeling that their skin is always drying out".
I just want a mummy horde to capture me and jerk me off onto their heaving tits like a human lotion dispenser all day
I'm going to get a Kiki maid, a shoggoth maid, and a neuronago maid and
keep the first two constantly carrying cum stuffed bellies plugged with vibrators while I stain the remaining one white
I don't understand the need for cages in that scenario, she's probably intelligent enough to not randomly fly off to who knows where and is probably polite enough to behave herself.
If she was cool with it i would probably keep her perched on my shoulder and let her accompany me throughout the day.
I'm not looking to flood the thread here, but I'm curious: do these count as monster girls?
Yeah, though there are far better examples of squid girls out there.
>Anon has been chosen by the gods or something to go on a quest to slay a great and ghastly evil
>This evil entity is so strong that even heroes working together with powerful girls like Pharaohs, Hellhounds, Dragons, Liches, Thunderbirds, Wights, Wurms and Vampires have fallen to it
>He is instructed to form a party of five other monstergirls to help him
>The monstergirls he actually get, however, are the weakest and least popular ones
>Girls like Jinn of the Jar, Charybdis, Akaname, Skeleton, and Gargoyles
>Now he has to figure out a way to get them to cooperate on their long and perilous quest, and try to employ their skills - if they indeed even have any.
Now now anon.
I'm not an ass man by any means, but even I cannot deny that squid booty is god-tier booty
More people would read your story if you gave a short synopsis or at least some tags. I don't even bother glancing through ones that don't have one or the other, or maybe both.
Wurms will treat you with a strong... direct affection, surprising you with the sublime cleverness that comes from keeping their thinking simple and can protect you from most dangers with but a glance of their draconic eyes.
Krakens will show you a whole new world from the safety of their inky embraces, yet remain unafraid to tread the ground you walk on. In fact, they'd all but worship it if you'd let them, just as you would remain devoted to them thinking after each long day: somewhere, beyond the sea... somewhere she's waiting for me.
And Slimes, well, you'll almost never meet someone more understanding once you become dear to them. It doesn't stem from profound thoughts, vast knowledge or even a long life... but simply a personal understanding of what it means to change, to grow and become almost anything their lover desires.
The hero can't, because
>They were defeated and/or outwitted by the evil
>Those aren't the monstergirls fate chose for the hero
>The hero can't actually recruit any because they won't give a nobody like him the time of day, or they're too rare
>That's not the point of the story
Pick at least two. I'm partial to the last couple, personally.
Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari? I can see the whole "unlikely/mischosen hero" thing, definitely.
I doubt it's an original idea, but it'd be nice to give the forgotten girls a turn in the limelight.
I'm genuinely surprised that you segued into our brand of writefaggotry so quickly despite being a native from /a/'s MonMusu threads.
In regards to your story, I see a minor typo on line 9's last sentence and that's really about it.
I'm a fledgeling writefag and I've been here since before the /a/ exodus, so I can't offer any viable criticisms unfortunately.
The only one that comes to mind for that is legitimately Ilassa because the author went out of their way to make her city sound so star spangled awesome that she might as well cry the Stars and Stripes and menstruate apple pies.
>it's been 10 days since the writefag contest's end and there are no results yet
I absolutely need to back >>14744121
Every other sentence is either "I [do thing]" or "My [thing does thing]".
Sentence variety. Flow. Punctuality.
One of the hard things you need to do to be a good writer is to take every sentence which doesn't contribute towards your story in a worthwhile way, and completely throw it in the trash. Authors will tell you this, and they'll also tell you it's hard but necessary, especially when you're dumping twenty to thirty percent of your story.
If I were a Wurm, I'd hug you right now Anon.
Worry not, Wurms have more than enough strength for construction. Besides, considering that one's first time with a Wurm is usually far more... intimate... she's done this plenty of times
Thing is though, those girls have a ton of amazing abilities and could accomplish all sorts of stuff. It's just that no-one ever puts them to the test because no-one likes them.
> Pot Devil
Can basically teleport between pots, is an infinite bag of holding and inescapable dimension-prison for bad guys rolled into one, normal-looking enough to pass as a humangirl if in Order lands
Can conjure a whirlpool out of nothing that's strong enough to smash a man-o-war to splinters. What do you think that's gonna do against party enemies? Fuck. Them. Up.
She's also able to provide simultaneous stress relief to all male party members, cutting necessary 'rest time' down massively. It's not gay if the balls don't touch!
Good black market connections due to her species' insatiable appetite for doppelganger potion. She knows how to barter even the biggest-nosed tanuki down to a fair(er) price.
Her intimate knowledge of the subtle secrets of human sweat gives her bloodhound-like tracking abilities. One lick of a target's five-day-old bedsheets and she can find him two countries over. Good as a healer/medic too. Did you know saliva has antibacterial properties? Don't worry, she'll tell you.
The ride never ends, and neither does a fight against this implacible bone golem. For how can you kill that which has no life? Bash off her arm and she'll use it as a club to beat you with. Also great for frightening/intimidating NPCs to whom a stammering loli charybdis probably wouldn't be all that convincing.
Basically Batman, with the added ability to crush motherfuckers with a five-hundred-pound guided kinetic missile. Comes with her own set of solid gold bling, so you can be the $wag-est nigga in town while you're at it
These girls are underappreciated, not underpowered. Give them some love and they'll show you what they can do. Aaaaaaalllllll night long.
That wasn't the point. I mean, I didn't see any replies going past a "Yes" or "No".
Impeccable timing, though, posting one complaint seconds after the other. The apprehension is strong.
Indeed, it is. I'm actually glad I got beat to it as far as offering my own positives for each of them.
Gargoyle could also turn the enemy to stone if you ambushed them when the sun came up, right?
Might even turn this grand enemy into her husband if all goes well
Meanwhile when it comes to Skeleton, I think she can become stronger depending on what kind of magical energy is present when she's revived.
tfw you're 10 weeks into the regime and you realize you skipped leg day
I'd love to date a gargoyle girl, she's cute and has great potential. Also, Gargoyles was one of my favorite shows as a kid, which gives her even more credit. I want to go up to a gargoyle during the day and keep her clean, while also striking up conversions about me and who I am. Then at night when she finally awakens, she blushing from me cleaning her up and ask me on a date, as she takes her turn telling me about who she is.
Whoa, sorry for the late reply, just saw this.
>MORE MOTHER OF MONSTERS! please?
SOONish. I decided to take a break from the echidna's grimderp with some nice dragon smut, I'll get back to MoM as soon as I'm done with that. After that there's some backlog clearing to do.
>tfw your post is deleted because someone else RPed and linked to it
Ya gotta admit, the way it snuggles into the sand is kinda cute.
>I want to go up to a gargoyle during the day and keep her clean
We all know your real plan here, anon.
You want to caress her body for hours on end while she's frozen, don't you? 'Cleaning' her breasts over and over, in clockwise and anticlockwise motions, while she can't move an inch or make a noise to stop you. Rubbing over her exposed rump and hidden lips, your cloth sopping wet with polishing wax, teasing and tickling her without mercy as the sun creeps across the sky. Whispering in her ear about what a 'filthy' girl she is, how you've got a ~lot~ more work to do to 'clean her up', how you know she likes it when you touch her all over. She doesn't like it? Oh, well, she certainly doesn't seem to be doing anything to resist. And perched so seductively like that, what did she think was going to happen when a red-blooded boy walks past? She deserves this, the little slut. Deserves to be teased all day while she's defenceless. She's such a big bad monster at night; but now she's at your mercy. Time to clean down there again, don't you think?
I like all this sudden gargoyle love. They're cute girls who deserve more and better art.
And I've got to admit, the thought of spending the night petrified with one appeals to me perhaps more than it should.
Let's hope she doesn't sleep over the ceremony
>not achieving a rating of thirty-five on the Mohs scale of hardness
Do you even expand dong?
Aww yeah baby, mouse love.
It wouldn't be too bad, but charging down the hall towards her house while removing your clothes might.
I like the way you think, but I don't think I could be so outright lewd with her.
Sure, I'd clean and polish her, even spend a good hour or so just stroking her stony hair. But as far as speaking, I'd probably just talk about normal things with her. What happened during the day, what it's like outside, how the sun and the warmth felt.
That's the thing about gargoyles, I suppose. Just by their nature, they'll never be able to feel the warmth of the sun on their bare, unfrozen skin. So I'd probably spend a lot of time rambling about what it's all like.
For better or for worse, petrification fetishes and ASFR is a thing.
Reminds me of an article that talked about people having statue fetishes in antique times. There was some recorded incident from Greece or something where a guy fell in love with a statue, went out at nights and did his best at trying to fuck it.
>MFW write down MGs a guy could hunt and get taken advantage of
>MFW only wrote down like four
>Grizzly or Dire Bear
>Actual Cannibaless Shia LaBeef
Now there's another MG who doesn't get a lot of love. Funny that she comes up in a Gargoyle discussion once again.
>"Right there, under the covers? That's me. How I got here? Well... it's a long story. See, it all started last summer when I went on a trip..."
I'd find a way to make it work with a cute medusa
>Too bad I don't have enough patience for their stubborn personalities.
You don't need patience to handle tsunderes, you need a pair of balls and a devious personality. Seriously, a tsunsnake should be almost as fun to "bully" as an alp if you know she's into you.
No, I meant all I said, when I found her someone had rudely stuck gum on her and I took it upon myself to be a good Samaritan and clean her. She also looked so lonely and sad in her pose, like she need some company, so I did just that. She's really cute and I will sit here till nightfall for her to awaken o I can ask her out on a date.
They can't help it, anon. Most of the people they deal with have rocks for brains, so they have to be hard-headed. Just be patient and don't take them for granite. I'm sure she'll turn out to be a diamond in the rough. And then she'll be more than happy to rock your world.
Hellhounds are a meme and are brought up 50% of the time to start shitstorms between people who don't know being a switch exists.
I like the way you think about gargoyles, as that's exactly what I would do as I'm like to go non-lewd. I ant to approach a lonely gargoyle statue and just clean her. I want to massage her stony skin and talk to her, as she looks awful lonely. Then night fall, she awakes and flies to me giving me a giant hug telling me she's so happy someone wanted to hang out with her. On our first date afterwards, I wish to continue our conversation on daytime and what it's like, seeing her just stare wide eyed at me in sheer amazement and joy.
You're good men, Anons. Medusa themselves are rare, so finding love must be a true treasure for them. But on the day that they do find love, know that these proud beings will take a moment to look at themselves in the mirror, pump their fists slightly and say:
>"I did it"
>*snakes flail about happily*
Oh, come now, you know that wears off eventually. They're simply like that at first as a precaution against having their loneliness taken advantage of.
You know, Medusas would also have the time to come up with even better puns than Charon given the time they often have to themselves...
>"Woah woah woah, hold it."
>"Sheesh, how did I get here? You're probably wondering who that chaste Paladin is huh? That's me, used to be top of the line, able to slay any semen demon I came across. I mean, I used to be the top Paladin in the academy. Acing swordplay, theology, you name. Now, I'm reduced to some snake's plaything. How'd I get here you ask? Well, it's a long story..."
Aww, come on. The poor girl already gets worked to death. She needs to do something to lighten the mood on those graveyard shifts. So many of the people she works with are nothing but stiffs.
>Crack puns back at her
She probably hates the hours, but she'd probably smile at you for playing along.
I mean, I'll give an honest effort at building a relationship, but mainly because it's easy to read her thanks to her hair snakes.
I'll teach her to be straightforward with her feelings, one way or another.
>Befriend a brash, rough and generally tough all-round hellhound, who you eventually start dating
>She seems to lead a mystery life on weekend nights, so one night, you decide to follow her
>See her walk into the back entrance of an establishment you'd think was much too posh for her tastes
>As you take the main entrance, you see it's a small, but pleasantly decorated bar, with a neon Art Deco theme, and a curtained stage front and centre
>You order a drink, sit near the back, and decide to wait for a little bit as other patrons slowly fill in
>When the clock hits eleven, the lights die down until just the ambience remains, and a warm orange glow on the stage
>You realise it's not a stage light, but what looks more like firelight the moment the curtain rises
>The hellhound steps forward, microphone in paw, wearing a long, elegant red dress, tied with a sash at the waist adorned with a large white lily
>Her fur lights up like flame, making her resemble a line candle in the dark, and she begins to sing
>Her voice, against everything you might've expected of her, is elegant and beautiful
>She begins slowly, not quite husky, but breathy, with passion and emotion building to crescendos where she truly lets loose
>She hits every note, piping out lyrical melodies to a band that you barely even noticed was behind her
>The night carries on as she continues her act, until eventually she draws her last song to a melancholy close, curtain dropping
>Taking that as your cue, you pay and leave, waiting at the back entrance for her
>She doesn't see you at first when she exits, her dress covered by a fleece jacket
>It takes you saying "I loved your act" for her to whirl around in surprise and pin you against the wall, her claws at your neck
>She lets you go the moment she sees you, however, and begins trying to decide on wherever to be embarrassed or angry at you
>It takes some convincing for her to really be alright with the fact that you know she's not a complete tough-as- nails beastgirl
>Several days, in fact
>But when it finally gets through to her, you enjoy more than your fair share of some private shows by her.