Monster Girl Thread

Maids are olev

first for weresheep waifu laifu

>>14732344
Sea Bishop as the OP? How rare.

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>>14732344
Dragons a best.

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Pet the pussy.

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>Go to school with a wolfgirl who you've become friends with over a few years
>Unfortunately, monstergirls are a rarity in the area you live in, meaning support and facilities for them are limited, and opinions about them can easily range from "simple ignorance" to "barely contained fear"
>Additionally, your wolfgirl friend was a feral
>A girl found in a nearby forest without any apparent family and recovered when she was five years old, taken in by a foster family
>As a result, her ability to learn is slightly hampered, and despite being two years older, she's in the same class as you
>You've taken it upon yourself to help her study and ensure that she passes the year with you, no matter what
>But despite all you do, and all the extra hours you put in around her house every week, she just can't seem to pass the preparation tests with a desirable grade
>She loses hope of being able to stay with you in class, or even in the same school when you eventually leave her behind

>Eventually, the day of the first end of year test comes around
>Despite all the studying you've done together, the wolfgirl is still dreading it, tail between her legs as you're ushered into the gym hall to take your seat
>You're sat rather convieniently behind her, able to see the slump of her ears and tail, and the hopeless slouch in her back
>Despite the hundreds of students, the hall is utterly silent save for the tick of the clock overhead
>The moment it strikes the hour, the exam overseer announces the beginning of the test
>TheFutureIsOursToDecide.png
>Casually resting your head on your hand and covering your mouth, you open up the test paper and read the questions
>Then your whisper your friend's name, adding "Can you hear me?"
>Her ears perk up
>She can hear you
>"I can help you with the test, okay?"
>You're whispering under your breath, so quietly a normal human wouldn't be able to hear if they were at arm's length from you, let alone a metre away at the absolute least
>But her hearing is beyond phenomenal
>Over the course of the test, you guide her along, establishing a not-quite-2-way means of communication through her ear flicks and tail wags
>You provide her with hints, reminding her of your study sessions and what you learnt in them, and only outright resorting to telling her the answers three or four times

>When the test is done, and you're out of the hall away from the teachers, she straight up hugs you, squeezing the air out of you in gratitude
>Both of you got away with a B grade, your friend just a few points behind you for the questions you didn't have time to guide her through
>It might be cheating, but all things considered, especially the effort you've both put in, you don't really feel bad about it
>Besides, she's your friend, and you both promised to look out for each other.

>>14732344
That is entirely too much titty.

>>14732354
About time that got colored.

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>>14732344
Sea Bishop a cute, OP was not a faggot.

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Lth for Liches are best put your ability to survive her constant experiementation on your dick to the test!

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That question about changes to MGE was actually really interesting. I like seeing how the thread has changed over time.

>>14732362
You can't even see her nipples.

>>14732361
Reminder that you're wrong.

>>14732361
What about stories where the monster gets raped and likes it, obviously. Are we allowed to post those?

What if she turns the situation around on her rapist?

>Previous thread
Don't do this

>>14732369
Liches are rude.

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>>14732361
Is this the new way of trolling? It lacks effort.

>>14732376
Stop pretending to acknowledge him.

>>14732375
>>14732376
Don't reply to the sod.

>>14732369
I bet a Lich would love to research the effect eating exotic demon realm fruits had on the taste of a man's semen.

>>14732354
>I do love my Wurms

But I thought a change of scenery would be nice!

>>14732361
Shhhh

>>14732361
Oh falseflaggot, you are almost as annoying as the new kids burning images with every post.

>>14732361
This isn't humorous at all anon, even ironically.

>>14732376
Obviously not, men can't rape monster girls you silly anon.

>>14732360
That was pretty cute.

>>14732376
>What about stories where the monster gets raped
Totally allowed.
>and likes it, obviously
Even without this part, although I prefer that they do like it.

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Give her the B

>>14732360
Loyalty, mang....

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>>14732381
>>14732382
Huh. Haven't been here for a while, don't recognize the regular shitposts anymore I guess.

Have some foxtitty.

>>14732384
Since both our waifus are of the same family, I consider us allies either way.

>>14732395
Her hair looks so curly.

>>14732398
Cuddly stuff gets posted all the time. Some of us prefer non-rape stories.

>>14732344
I love sea bishop!

>>14732395
Brush?

>>14732369
That Lich looks so thick, I love it.

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>>14732369
Liches are cute.
Cute!

Should I get art of the Loli Lich OC I thought up?

>>14732411
Well yes of course.

What did you think it meant

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>>14732408
I agree, loving and kind stories are great. I'm considering writing one myself if I get time.

though I still need to finish the kumiho story I've been putting off forever. Oh well.

>>14732413
>Loli Lich OC I thought up?
Explain further.

>>14732412
Thick Lich is Quick to Wreck Dick

>>14732413
Is that rhetorical?

>>14732413
I don't really care for Liches, but you should do as you like.

>>14732360
What a great early contribution to the thread! Well done, Anon.

>>14732413
Do you need to ask? Do it anon I plan to get art of my Jinko OC sometime too.

>>14732415
A nice, long braid?

>>14732360
Awww

>>14732363
Even though I lack the skill, I figured I'd give it a go.

>>14732426
Is braiding a Kejourou's hair considered bondage?

>>14732371
I like letting her freefarm all game because I'm a lazy fuck then blaming it on the jungler when she crushes my team in all the late game teamfights

>tfw write out a story
>rereading it
>SHIT
>delete

Three times in a row. I need perfection, damnit!

>>14732439
Don't delete it. Set it down, walk away and do something else for a bit. Then, come back and edit it.

>>14732439
You're your own worst critic.

I know the feel.

>>14732434

Kinda. I'd guess they'd prefer hair styles where their hair can flow freely. But you never know. Maybe they'd braid their own as a sort of code to say that their into bondage.

>>14732317
It's still probably easiest to not try because everybody, myself included, will end up nitpicking the fuck out of it.

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>>14732366
I was tempted to use that artwork, but I thought a flustered Sea Bishop would unfortunately become bully bait.

>>14732410
A refreshing change of scenery, I say!

While we're on the topic of rare, aquatic monster girls though...

>>14732439

>Write out a story.
>Not sure how to feel about it but soldier on anyway and finish it.
>People like it

Well OK. I can live with that.

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Daily reminder that thousands of succubutts go unloved because of false media propaganda. Statistically speaking 95% of all husbands are happy with their succubutt waifu.

Please don't make them sleep alone. Do your part today and hug a lonely succubutt.

>>14732417
Since the short blurb I wrote for that writing contest was an Undead Kingdom thing (That I may or may not work up the effort to resume and elaborate upon...), I included a Loli-Lich I thought up a while back. I like the design (or three) I've got, so figured I might try to commission something. When I have money again.

>>14732424
>Jinko OC
Now you go on anon.

>>14732439
I know this feel.
But personally, I refrain from out-right deletion except in the worst of cases. I prefer to re-read and re-write as I go after letting it sit for a time.

>>14732454

Why are the 5% unhappy?

>>14732454
But look at the eye in her hat. The fallen god is watching you fuck! I'd be too embarrassed to get off to that kind of kinky scenario.

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>>14732449
sea-side sea bishop waitress!

>>14732434
>>14732444

An interesting thought, and I agree that they'd probably prefer free-flowing styles - their husbands too.

But, every once in a while, it must feel nice... to have his hands embracing her hair in ways he never has before.

>>14732439
I'm convinced that this is the same idiot that posts this shit multiple times in each thread. Stop replying to the moron. At this point he's just baiting for attention.

Every fucking thread:
>tfw computer blows up
>I read my shit then delete it
>Just can't find the urge to write

Man, you won't ever actually post anything but you'll make sure we all know about it.

>>14732459
Because it's the original husband who thought he would get a loving monogamous relationship instead of having to share with nineteen other husbands.

>>14732454
The problem is that they're over there, and I'm over here.

You see the things I have to deal with?

>>14732454
Stating facts is not propaganda, Sir.

>>14732468
I saw this coming, but I still got a chuckle. Well constructed, anon.

>>14732461
Egads! Not only do they preform marriage ceremonies, but now they can do CATERING too?! What a name Sea Bishops are making for themselves and all out of the kindness of their hearts!

>>14732468
Never put a ring on the town bicycle kids.

>>14732459
Too much sex, obviously.

>>14732468
>>14732470
These blatant lies.

>>14732455
Are you Losenis by chance, or another writefag?

>>14732455
>Now you go on anon.
Eventually, when money allows.

The idea is that she's a Christmas cake who fell on hard times in her younger days so she went down the path of fighting for money. Light scars, killer set of abs and tends to come across a bit bitter due to her experiences.
She's soft at heart though, she just wants the stability to be able to quit her line of work and maybe find the right man.

>>14732479
>lies
Are you really the best shill the SIDF got? How very sad.

>>14732499
I know, right? Did you know every poster girl they hold up as a faithful succubus are really alps too? What depths will they stoop to next?

>>14732461
Bishop-chan is pretty ripped.
I want to lick her abs.

>>14732483
Another.

I've never even heard of Losenis until the name kept popping up around that contest. Apparently the story he submitted was really good?

>>14732496
She sounds lovely.

>>14732510
They'll get what's coming to them, just you wait.

>>14732455
Who won the story comp?

>>14732466
Bit harsh m8 but a lot of people here do love to play the struggling artist card.
We're writing monster girl fanfiction that gives us warm fuzzies and erections, not Finnegan's Wake m80s.

>>14732463

Ponytails or pigtails would be common styles for them.

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>>14732510
>>14732520
Alpfags are still obnoxious it seems.

>>14732527
I'm pretty sure all the alp posters are doing it ironically.

>>14732522
He can write how ever much he feels like, but he doesn't have to whine three times per thread about his struggle. There's a difference between "hey guys, I'm stuck. Any ideas?", and "Scrapped yet another draft that I finished. #Thestruggleisreal. LOLOLOL".

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>>14732510
>Did you know every poster girl they hold up as a faithful succubus are really alps too?

Nice, firm Kakuen butt.

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>>14732527
Brown succubutts sure are something.

>>14732527
>alpfags
What are you on about?

>>14732545
>No new Kakuen art on chink new year
That'll teach me to have a little hope.

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Come on down to The Snake Pit! Where the snakes are wild and the drinks flow freely! Drinks are free for men on Guy's Night each Friday!

>>14732552
Japs hate chinks, what did you expect?

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>>14732545
I want to smack the booty.

>>14732555
I'm staying inside.

>>14732555
Free drinks? That would cost you. What's the catch?

>>14732555
I don't know man. Aren't snakes a bit, you know, scary?

>>14732545
Nice, squishy Kraken thighs

>>14732557
They liked them enough to pump out hundreds of sheep girl pictures last year.

>>14732564

There's a very high chance that you'll wind up with a Lamia waifu

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>>14732545
2016 belongs to the Monkeys!

>>14732575
Don't they know it's wrong to take advantage of a man like that?

>>14732522
>Who won the story comp?
I don't think it's been announced yet.

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>>14732584
Hush Anon.

>>14732555
The only snakes I'm interested in are little white ones, ones that probably aren't old enough to drink. No thanks.

>>14732581
I want a harem of Kakuens all in different colours and shapes!

>>14732594
But it's wrong! Just because I'm drinking for free in a bar filled with snakeladies does not mean I'm "asking for it".

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>>14732598
How young we talking here?

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>>14732397
A wolfgirl's bond of loyalty is the strongest bond around.
It's a bond that'll defy death, and remain with you beyond life.

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>>14732570
That's because sheep girls are cute unlike those unruly donkey kongs.

>>14732594
I need pictures! Picture of monster girls in sweaters!

>>14732476
She's probably married to the guy running that beach joint.

>>14732609
You're one of those men who can't resist the sexy slither of a female snake. Aren't you?

>>14732613
Wolfgirls are man's best friend.

>>14732613
Awoos best waifus, and best mothers.

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What's your favorite Chubby Monster Girl?

How would you lewd her?

>>14732625
Not to mention sisters, especially older sisters.

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what's more cuter? daughterus? or their embarrassing but light hearted mothers?

>>14732612
Old enough to hold a coherent, mature conversation.

And have babies.

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>still no results for that writefag contest

zog

>>14732628
I don't like chubby girls, but that's just my own tastes.

>>14732633
Yes.

>>14732570
they liked sheepgirls

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>>14732628
Lazy chub nee-sans of course.

>>14732633
Daughters who try and act like their mums.

>>14732622
Well what man can't? I just don't want some snake forcing a ring on my finger because she got me drunk and drove me to her place and doing the deed.

>>14732630
No doubt, but I think having a younger wolfgirl sister would be pretty fun too.

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>>14732634
So, this old?

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"Anon! Vill you please get off the internets and come vash my back?"

>>14732633
Embarassing moms.

>Undead mom yelling out at her daughter from her care to remember to massage her inner thighs so rigor mortis doesn't set in.
>Dragon mom casually remarking to her daughter about how a Knight's son is around the right age for her little 'sugarscale'.
>Sea Bishop mom driving all the way to her daughter's friend's house, because she forgot her stone tablet.

>>14732644
>Little Wolfu that does everything she can do to impress you.
Adorable.

>>14732637
>>14732649
Dumb Orcs.

I want to make Druella a mommy!

>>14732649
Those thighs could breed an entire horde of Orcs.

>>14732613
So after death in the MGE world... she becomes a literal Hellhound... and guards your soul from being reaped?

>>14732649
>Vill
>vash

orcspeak is supposed to be britishposting not kraut

>>14732658
The first time I read that I read mummy, that was confusing.

>>14732653
She'd be absolutely full of energy, too.
Even the fact that she's smaller and weaker than you won't stop her from jumping onto you for some wolf wrestling.

>>14732628
All of them.
Tubby Monster Girls all over!

>>14732655
Goddamn newfags.

>>14732416
>kumho
Do it! i know you can, i believe in you!

>>14732646
Yes, exactly.

>>14732613
>Werewolf resurrecting into an Undead of some sort in order to find her husband after getting killed in front of him

>>14732666
But be specific anon! You can't have all of them!

>>14732655
If we actually had a large stream of new images I might care. Since 9/10 images will have been posted a dozen times before now, I don't.

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>You will never be a hero who saves an orphaned young brown elf from monsters attacking her village
>She will never insist on being your bride, despite her young age
>She will never travel with you until she's of age, doing wife practice all the while
>You will never settle down, impregnate her, and raise a family, living an easy life off of all your accumulated treasures found while exploring

I want to go hunting Wererabbits with my Wolfu.

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>>14732628
I think Hellhounds work pretty well!

Which is funny because they pull off tall and lean pretty well too.

>>14732674
Okay, I'll stream it down to Monster Girls who are based off heavy set animals, and muscular monster girls turned tubby!

>>14732681
Hellhounds a shit

>>14732677
Indeed, it's not like we can't use imgur near the end of a thread. Our days of having regular drawfags are long gone.

>>14732628
Kikimora.

With lots of bellyrubs, belly kisses, bellybutton licks and maybe even some light belly spanking.

>>14732678
What if I already have a loved one?

>>14732684
But a lot fall under that category, be more specific! Name species!

>and muscular monster girls turned tubby!
But think about their gains! Their hurt dignity! Their chubby midsection that used to have rock hard abs!

>>14732678
You're gonna be dead of old age before she hits puberty, anon.

>>14732681
But anon, that's not a hellhound. That's some filthy cross breed made by someone who couldn't appreciate the perfection that hellhounds already are.

>>14732650
>"Mmm, Sir Swordsalot's son has turned out quite nicely, such strong shoulders. Perhaps he will be the first to enter your lair?~"
>"M-Mom! Stop, he might hear us!"

>>14732660
I was thinking of something a little like that, too.
If she dies before you, she waits in the afterlife as a wolfgirl spirit or hellhound, watching over you.
If you die before her, she'll follow you. She'll even take up the mantle of a hellhound in order to gain the power to take you back to the realm of the living, if you died before your time.

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>>14732692
chubby meido tummy

please refrain from groping when she's on the job though

>>14732700
I know but she still represents them fairly well

>>14732700
>Hellhounds
>Perfection
Only in your world of bad opinions.

>>14732697
Okay, I'll stream it down more to Tubby Moo Cows, Whale Girls, P'Orcs, Onis, Jinkos and Centaurs.
There! That streamlined enough!?

>>14732633
>succubus mother gives her daughter a pair of knee pads on her first day of high school
>in front of everyone
>she even winks over at the boy her daughter likes getting him flustered

>>14732706
>please refrain from groping when she's on the job though
Only sometimes. That way I can bully her better while not interfering too much.

>>14732681

Holstaur or Orc. Would be fun to see how a chubby Minotaur would be like.

>>14732555
I see you commissioned Kuro1/2 for Miia art too.

>>14732706
>"Beauty" marks

No thank you.

I want to play video games with nerdhound!

>>14732701
>>14732714

>mothgirl mom who puts XOXO notes in your lunchbox and forgets the sandwich
>pops her head into lil' Mothra's room when she has friends over to say that she hates to BUG anyone, but she's just took the cookies out of the oven

>>14732721
I'm with you on that one. It's the same reason I refuse to save a lot of Manticore art despite even though I like them as a race.

>>14732710
I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but your doctor called. He said you're afflicted with shit taste. I'm afraid it's only curable with hellhound snuggles.

>>14732698
mamono mana, elf essence, life potions.

whatever.

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>>14732728
ME TOO!

>>14732733
Hellhound and yeti rescue duo when?

>>14732714
Succubus moms would be complete air-headed bimbos. Giving her daughter blowjob and anal advice before dropping her off at her boyfriends.

>>14732733
I don't want Hellhound snuggles, I don't like them.

Would a Mantis mother just stare at her daughter?

wow these threads are fast

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All your shitposting is upsetting the Wendigo!

>>14732728
>>14732735
But she's a dork! She doesn't even rape!

>>14732740
Well, if you're going to whine about them every time they're brought up without fail, then you're going to get them.

I mean, Jesus fuck, no one else moans and shitposts about a single monstergirl type as much as you do.

>>14732746
Good.

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>>14732730
Oh god, she's one of these moths isn't she?

>>14732751
>Everyone who dislikes Hellhounds is the same person
Nice delusions m8.

>>14732720
Anon, it's actually a crop of a sketch

>>14732740
>Doesn't like Yetis
>Doesn't like hellhounds
>Doesn't like cuddles period
What hurt you?

>>14732746
I read that as 'vape' for some reason.

...I've been working too hard. Time for a break.

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>>14732733
I wish Hellhound snuggles could cure my apathy towards everything lately.

>>14732745
I was hoping mge Wendigo would be yuri related somehow.

>>14732763
Me too!

>>14732759
>Questioning his royal Canadian Majesty
Hush. You'll get sent to the gulag.

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>>14732757
Oh yeah, I saw that.
Anway, I also commissioned something from him and JFC too.

>>14732733
This is Doctor Anon. I'm afraid to say the tests just came back and "hellhound cuddle dust" is, as I believed, carcinogenic.
Considering your level of exposure due to the amount of cuddles you've taken daily, I believe you have only two months left to live.
If you have a waifu or cuddly little pups, now would be the time to say goodbye.
t. a medical professional

>>14732759
Life.

>>14732756
>Pretending it's not our resident no-cuddles anon

I mean, it's fun to shoot back and forth with him on occasion, but it's pretty easy to recognize him.

>>14732752
Then what good is she if she can't throw you down and rock our pelvis? Do you want to hold her paws and nibble her ears or something?

>>14732771
Worth it

>>14732756
Oh, please. I'm fine with multiple people disliking hellhounds.
But there's only one person who goes out of their way to make a negative comment virtually every time the word "hellhound", and it's blindingly obvious.
It's been a constant for weeks at least now. Just one or two comments, talking about shit opinions for liking hellhounds, how they're the worst monstergirl, and so on.
Or would you have me believe it's a group of people working in collusion to post comments of the exact same style?

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>>14732773
One day, I'll get you to accept a Yeti's love.

>>14732779
>Do you want to hold her paws and nibble her ears
I do, and you can't stop me...and neither can she.

>>14732783
*every time the word "hellhound" is mentioned

>>14732785
I refuse, Give me Kakuen twins and I'll be good though.

>>14732360
I would like to have a monsterbro. No sex and lewds, just bro stuff.

>>14732783
It's pathetically obvious at this point, he never even bothers to change up his posting style or tactics.

Enough talking about a bitter faggot though, what kind of music genres would a Hellhound like?

>>14732792
The worst kinds.

>>14732735
>She's laying on her her stomach, in front of the TV, playing vidya
>Come up behind her and just lay on top of her, you head resting near the top of her back
>"W-W-What are you doing?"
>"Taking a nap, it's been a long day, you know?"
>"On me?!"
>"Where else would I nap but on such a cute, warm girl?"
>"C-C-Cute? EH?! Get off you're too heavy! You're crushing me, you're too big!"
>"Don't struggle, it just makes it worse." you sneak your arms underneath her, hugging tight and nestling your face against her back. "Take it easy, you know? Learn to live with it."
>She tires to protest some more, wiggling, and trying to break free
>"I need my nap, why don't you just focus on your game instead of me, okay?"
>She finally does stop and goes back to playing
>Wake up a few hours later, it's dark now
>Only thing lighting up the room is the TV, still on, the game's character doing its idle animation repeatedly
>She's asleep underneath you

>>14732786
Please respect her boundaries Anon! You've only known each other for a short time and her heart isn't ready.

>>14732793
Well. I'll give you an A for commitment.

>>14732786
But she's not used to that. She'll be whining and squirming as you assault her. But at least you're not kissing her or anything.

>>14732795

>>14732800
I was going to say hip hop and make a joke about her skin colour, but I'm too tired to think of anything witty.

>>14732797
but we've known each since we were in elementary school. We always have been best friends!

>>14732789
Can it be? Salt-kun and the monkey-butt anon are one and the same? Mind blown.

>>14732797
Her heart may not be, but I'm sure the rest of her is ready to board the fun train.

>>14732805
>But at least you're not kissing her or anything.
I shall steal your idea and use it as my own.

>>14732811
Monkey butt can calm anyone down.

I always thought anons were joking about recognizing others based on post style. Now I'm doing it too. I need to get off and rethink my life.

>>14732812

>>14732816
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

>>14732806
what was it?

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>>14732745
>Ushi-onis and Cheshires shitposting a storm on /hbg/
>Poor little Wendigo replies trying to stay on topic
>They call her a faggot and tell her to fuck off

>>14732783
>weeks
Months

>>14732816
Who am I?

>>14732816
>Not learning to change your posting style between posts
>Not adapting and changing, editing file names, adding periods and forgeting to capitalize, and so on.
>not becoming the master of disguise

>>14732817
Impossible! I made sure my intentions are well-hidden.

>>14732819
Insanemothgirl.jpg

>>14732792
Classical
She gets very offended when people are surprised by that

>>14732822
I want to impregnate every Wendigo possible.

>>14732822
Salt-kun would love a Cheshire.

>>14732805
>She'll be whining and squirming as you assault her
My fetish.jpg
I'm going to kiss her all over her freckles

>>14732812
You can't take her first kiss!

>>14732769
That looks great.

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>>14732825
That level of dedication both confuses and frightens me

>>14732822
Accurate depiction of /hbg/

Cheshires baiting every Kiki ever

Nerdhounds are alright, I suppose.
But the best hellhounds are ones you can go demon slaying with, backing up her hellfire blasts with a rain of hot lead while five kinds of rock and metal play in the background.
They're the kind you can ride on the back of while she breaks through the Gates of Hell on all fours, charging into the Realm of Lust and barking at its occupants to get out and give you some privacy.
The kind where you can let boiling, wild passion take you both, reducing the bed and the ground beneath to a pool of lava as deep as a hot-tub while you make love in it.

>>14732836
You mean I "can't", or I "shouldn't"?

Because both of these are wrong.

>>14732795
What a cutie.

>>14732825
I do that too and I don't even know why. Some kind of survival instinct?

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>>14732816
Its a good thing i'm already an enigma then

>>14732822
At least the waifufags and drawfags would be chill. I heard that one Cheshire is writing a story about a Monster Girl who gets picked up by two human boy truckers, I'm sure it'll be very promising and good.

>>14732842
>Going demon slaying
>With a demon
????

>>14732842
What did those black sclera blueberries ever do to meet her ire?

>>14732847
If you stare into 4chan, 4chan also stares into you.

>>14732850
>>14732853
Not cute monstergirl demons. The nasty demons. All monster and no girl, you could say.

>>14732832
>>14732840
>feminist human girls trying to ruin the thread every day
>shitposting until they get banned
>telling everyone how shit human boys are and that they don't really love you

>>14732816
>mfw I'm the one that caused this paranoia by discussing my huge-ass greentext collection

>>14732834
Why would you want to see her try to push you away an stammer for you to quit to as you pet and kiss her, before she gives in and her tail wags as you scratch behind her ears?

>>14732843
Both! She wanted for the mood to be set before something like that happened, and you rushed right in and stole it!

>>14732850
>>14732860
Every time I run into a pack of succubi in diablo 3 I lament that I must destroy them when it would be so much nicer to chain them up and bring them back to camp for the thief and Templar to use as stress relief

>>14732867
>Why
Because I'm a sick, depraved man and also very lonely

>>14732860
>All monster and no girl, you could say.
Your idea is total garbage in that regard.

>>14732842
Why go demon slaying with a Hellhound when you can simply play a demon slaying vidya with Nerdhound?

>>14732867
>you rushed right in and stole it!
Of course I did, I am the architect of my own fortune after all.

>>14732876
I want to fuck that Imp.

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>>14732849
Don't even joke about that mang

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Motherly MGs!

>>14732876
So you want to slay demon monstergirls, then?

>>14732884
She's so slim despite having triplets.

>>14732879
But what about her feelings? You never considered them.

>>14732878
Because you don't get the immersion.

I suppose you could use an Oculus Rift to emulate the experience, but she's need to keep her eye flame in check. Otherwise that's $600 up in smoke.

>>14732870
There's probably mods for that.
But I agree. The media has demonised (heh) succubi for long enough.

>>14732888
Hellhound parkour helps keep her fit.

>>14732896
It's always about HER feelings, isn't it? What about MY feelings? Why don't we talk about those for a change?

>>14732906
You think with your dick Anon, nobody cares.

>>14732910
And my dick is horny. He shall not be denied his tribute.

>>14732468
Get out with your cuck fetish, faggot.

>>14732921
>Calling succubi whores is having a cuck fetish
Get your head screwed on straight.

>>14732921
Of course the guy's a faggot, but you don't have to reply to his 2 hour old stale bait either.

>>14732921
You can't argue with stupid, anon.

>>14732926
Monster girls don't cheat on their husbands, cuck.
>>14732929
I just wanted him to know what I think of him.

>>14732929
>>14732934

See >>14732926

You triple dimwits.

>>14732940
>trying this hard.
please

>>14732937
>Monster girls don't cheat on their husbands, cuck.
So you don't have any reading comprehension at all then? What with them all being her husbands.

>>14732940
You're not helping yourself.

>>14732947
Not that guy, but here's your reply, cuck.

Ignore bait, better talk about dicking daughters.

>>14732963
You mean the samefagging falseflagger calling bait and starting shit right?

>>14732963
Only if she happened to be taller.

>>14732963
Daughteru is not for dicking.
She is for rolling up in blankets and calling a daughteru dumpling.

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>>14732963
Only when it's the right season.

>>14732974
Do you dick plant daughterus during harvesting season as well?

>>14732963
let's not

>>14732985
How do you think you get the best fruit crops?

>>14732992
dammit now you reminded of that one eromanga...

>>14732963
Daughter dicking is the purest form of love.

>>14732995
Which one?

Tis the year.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheBikupan/404508/Mnk-Bsns

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>>14733001

>>14733009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8WvSGNEV24

>>14733009
didn't that place ban loli like last year?

>>14733020
They did, but that doesn't look like loli.

>>14733025
not saying it did, just don't like places with that sort of policy in place.

>>14733014
>Futanari and scat
So much nope.

>>14733037
Ah, I see. I share the same opinion.

>>14733016
This is far too perfect.

I want to spoil a maus by leaving blocks cheese on a plate for her! Then as time goes by and she has a harder time getting in and out of her mouse hole I take her, call her the cutest little fatty rat and then taking her to my room where she will be placed on the table next to me with a laptop! From there she will be a couch potato gamer maus who watches Anime!
Then after she has gone full NEET I will propose to her and make love to her fatty body!

Since daughteru dicking is okay in MGC I can only imagine what kind of grooming parents would subject their poor daughterus to starting from a very young age.

>>14733057
What anime will you show her?

I shall settle for nothing less than a fully comprehensive list.

>>14733057
Feeder please exit the premises.

>>14733057
Go away.

Daughter fuckers are obnoxious faggots

>>14733060
hidoi.

>>14733074
I would only dick the daughteru when she was no longer loli-tier, i am a Sabbath sworn enemy.

>>14733057
Careful, she'll be a rotund rodent

>>14733060
I can imagine lots of rubbing and touching, especially during stuff like bathtime.

>>14733057
I want to marry at least twelve muscle mauses!

>>14733108
Can one man handle so much fire rat?

>>14733091
You're getting the worst of both worlds, whose enemy aren't you?

>>14733099
I want to get a chubby mouse in shape so she has less risk of heart attacks!

>>14733057
I want to have one single tubby maus daughteru with a tubby maus waifu. I want to put my maus daughteru on my head and call her my little fat rat hat! Then I want to give her headpats and kiss the tip of her nose!

A redhead Kejourou

WITH FRECKLES

>>14733140
Absolutely wonderful.

>>14733140
I'm ambivalent.

>>14733140
But what color are her eyes? This is important

>>14732430
It looks fine.

I wanna flop down on top of a 7'0+ dragon and fall asleep with my head against her full, cushy bosom.

>>14733179
...green?

Happy Lunar New Year

>>14733179
Green, duh. The best eye colour.
Especially when paired with red hair, black hair, or dark skin.

>>14733203
>7'0
The optimal height for a tall girl, even better if she has G-Cup breasts.

>>14733212
Of course, she needs to be tall enough that my head only reaches her bust so she can cradle my head to it while standing, or maybe even rest them on my head. They also need to be pillow sized or bigger.

>>14733208
I want that monkey to train me.

>>14733233
doot doot

>>14733233
I want a bonejob form a qt skeleton girl.

>>14732745
Does she have huge tits or is she holding her arms up and to her chest?

This is...a different sort of monster, that much is clear...

http://exhentai.org/g/902864/d85b1fcd47/

>>14733208
Big Baboon Kakuen booties when?

>>14733241

the former

>>14733244
That's adorable.

>>14733233
>their
>>14733238
>form

I hate you people so much. WTB a crow tengu waifu that will teach the world how to use words properly in print.

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>>14733208
Welp I noticed a bunch of fuckups

>>14733244
Dude nice.

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>tfw no qt3.14 wolf girl to go to the range with

>>14733206
>>14733209
Good, just making sure

>>14733272
Cute wolfgirls could make anything interesting. Even tax return forms.

>>14733272
>range
>Not hunting vermin in the undergrowth

>>14733263
While I find the character repugnant, I have to admit that her thighs and partially visible vulva look great.

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>>14733263
Smaller version for practicality reasons

I need ideas because mine are all a load of tripe

>>14733263
>>14733286
Worst monkey.

>>14733288
Nekomata sleep rape.

>>14733288
Piracy

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On an unrelated note, a colored doodle from earlier

>>14733292
It's a matter of taste

>>14733286
Thighs are fucking http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObztJrEEZU

>>14733288
Okay let's all create an idea
A man meets a monstergirl

>>14733303
Cute little fuzzball.

>>14733288
Anon and a Succubus team up to find out what's wrong with the world of dreams, when it's twisted into a Silent Hill-esque hell of the subconscious, causing nightmares to people around the world.

>>14733288
OMNICORE!

>>14733288
MGs going gaga over Frank Sinatra's smooth, smooth dulcet tones.

>>14733306
The monstergirl wants to... what's that word that rhymes with truck?

>>14733303
Yes, and the people who like her have shit taste.

>>14733314
Pluck.
Plucking weeds.
They're going to be gardeners together, and win a gardening prize.

>>14733303
Adorable. Would headpat.

>>14733317
Then she rapes him when they win.

>>14733317
Yes, that's good. But their neighbor also wants to win the prize to prove humans can garden better than monsters, and tries to sabotage.

>>14733325
Wuzzat? They're given grapes when they win?
Well, what a lovely and thematically appropriate gift.

>>14733311
+1

ALL HAIL THE OMNICORE

>>14733311
When i hear that word i instantly think of a bunch of tailpussies tied together in some sort of giant ball.

>>14733334
Like a Rat King with Manticores.

How terrifying.