Monster Girl Thread

>>14724250
>Pot Devil OP.
One in a million.

I want to fill a pot devil to the brim with cum and then pour her out all over an elf.

https://twitter.com/zemichi/status/696191513089290240

Mimics are a forgotten MG

>>14724353
That was a good and well-timed note to end on.

Maids are olev

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>"Hey boya, what are you here for?"

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>You will never surprise your hellhound waifu with sex

>>14724372
Maids are dumb.

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I'm going to buy one for my shrine, and one for my bedside table to look at while i go to sleep
and to cum on

>>14724250
Pot Devils are in need of a redesign something fierce.

I want to tie a big, frilly red ribbon around the base of my Kikimora daughteru's tail!

>You'll never lose centuries living in bliss in the miniature world of a Pot Devil, everything you will ever need, well within the sphere of her influence, only leaving once in a while to ensure the jar remains in a safe place

>>14724373
I wonder why a british dragongirl is dressed in Zipanguese attire.

I want a ghoul to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to wonder just what I'm going with my dick out in a graveyard to begin with!

>>14724377
>and to cum on
Curious question now that you've brought that to light
Do you, uh, use your body pillow as more than just something to cuddle with?

I want to be a lowely grunt in a trained army of monster girl mercenaries.

>>14724377
meerfag why

>>14724386
There we go.
Now the thread has started properly.

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Who stole the cat's skirt?

>>14724373
I have no marketable skills and want to sell my body for cash.

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>>14724250
Does she want an elixir?

>>14724377
>and to cum on
Nah man, hotglueing fucks up the figure indefinitely.

I want to go to a sold out rock show in MGC on a full night and get raped!

>>14724394
Careful, she's a harsh mistress who might try the goods to make sure she can put them out

>>14724386
Is it weird I see this as some form of official thread stamp now?

>>14724387
Not really, i'll look at it sometimes while i'm jacking off, but i don't want to get her dirty >>14724390
>>14724399

I don't actually want to cum on it, i don't know how i would clean it after

>>14724377
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

FIG/MODEL WHEN

>>14724401
I want to hear MG rule 63 Stefan yell into a mic while I get groped.

>>14724386
Are you a writefag by chance?

>>14724402
But I want that! The only thing I have to lose is my virginity.

>>14724377
What about the bust, Miiafag?
>>>/a/137128653

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You wouldn't bang the leader of Undead Pussy Kingdom right?

>>14724407
We have humiliation stories?

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You guys were talking about transgenerational incest while I was playing video games?

>>14724370
I know, right? I thought my timing was hilarious.

>>14724407
I don't think any of our writefags have featured excessively small penises.

>>14724415
If it aint a half-corspe or elf-wight, I ain interested in no undead leaders.

>>14724411
Oh shit, i hadn't seen that yet, thank you anon

>>14724415
>[X] Pussy Kingdom
Really now, stop that shit.

>>14724419
No
What are you talking about?
What?
No
You're just making shit up
What?
No

>>14724409
What if she ends up keeping you for herself though? Would you be able to be her slave boy, forced to help her run her business of boy prostitutes for powerful Zipangu Monster Girls? Helping her against her native-born rival Tanuki, and being the person she vents her frustrations to, in more ways than just talking about them?

>>14724404
Wrap it up in cling film first, then cum on it. Remove the cum spattered cling film from your intact statue afterwards.

>>14724375
>surprise
Implying I'm not having passionate sex with her at every opportunity.

>>14724377
Moar Monster Girl figs!
https://twitter.com/fancy_form/status/696193167297634305

>>14724418
Luckily none.

>>14724407
He can't be a writefag. He actually sticks around.

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Swordfus!

I want to marry Jack Knife.

>>14724419
Water under the bridge mate.

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>>14724431
>Somewhere out there is a hellhound seeking you out, wanting to bang you
>You find her first and tell her "Lets fuck"
>Hellhound has never been more aroused in her life

>>14724427
I'd love to be her slave boy. I'm not sure why she would choose me, but I would do my best to make her happy and obey her .

>>14724435
I'm a writefag, and I stick to this place like fucking loctite.

>>14724443
Why is that Hellhound dressed as a rabbit?

Is she getting ready for Easter?

>>14724437
>The Cunning Cutlass
Heh

>>14724437
Torn between Koba-bashiri and The Fancy Fencer, myself

>>14724437
>Sword Tsukumogami
About goddamn time. I don't want to have to keep posting Fi whenever they're brought up in that regard.

>>14724437
I'll take the fierce flamberge!

>>14724437
One Edge of Evil please

>>14724437
Where's my alp Mack the Knife that rides her sword like a pogo stick?

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>>14724437
Is Gen 4 done yet?

>>14724449
>>14724435

I, too, stick around pretty heavily.

>>14724446
To want to so willingly be a slave boy to a mature powerful Monster Girl, you're just a submissive little slut aren't you?

And you wonder why she likes you.

>>14724443
Mmm, close. I'm going to play coy and hard to get until she finally pins me against a wall and buries her tongue in my mouth.

>>14724437
The only references I can pick out from here are Solaire(?), Violence Jack, and Nightmare.

>>14724435
I'm a dead writefag, but I still come here a lot.

>>14724457
>You'll never be a Powerful Paladin warrior with a sword enchanted by a Pious spirit of unwavering faith.

>>14724472
Which dead writefag are you? Perhaps I've read some of your stories and enjoyed them.

>>14724437
Wow, it's a toss-up between the Koba-bashiri and the Cunning Cutlass for me. They're both nice looking.

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>>14724460
Maybe someday.

>>14724472
Gimme a name m80.

I need to exorcise some bad writing demons!
pick a monster and lets snowflake the fuck out of it!

>>14724486
Weresheep

>>14724465
Well I am here to make her happy. She owns my body and heart.

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>>14724486
Fuckin' genki yandere Ignis.

>>14724486
Lizardman. Lizardmen need more love.

>>14724483
>mew bu
nice

>>14724486
what do you mean by snowflake?

>>14724435

I'm a writefag and I'm still here; I just procrastinate on writing my stories.

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>>14724468
I like this idea too.

I need to scour pixiv for some hellhound art, anybody know what the Japanese word is for "Hellhound"?

>>14724490
>"I'm all fired up!"
>"Let's turn up the heat!"
>"Do you want to get invited to my next BBQ?"

Groan.

>>14724486
Some girl that doesn't get talked about much. Like mummies or the lesser know incest girls.

>>14724506
I can already hear it like a nasal girl for an english dub of neptunia.

>>14724489
I hope you're prepared though when she gives you a new assignment, one involving fetching her sweets to satisfy her cravings, massages to ease her tense joints, dealing with customers and employees so she doesn't stress herself out or strain her voice yelling at them, hide the pipes and alcohol from her, and prepare a room for the eventual little wocks she'll have with you

>>14724507
>Mummies
Thats cuz they are just shittier zombis with sandy vaginas

>>14724500
It's a term for badly written charters who specialness is ramped, think kira from gundam seed or anything in naruto with the name "uchiha" attached

the idea is that we pick a monster and anyone writs one or two lines that turns her from generic profile monster to shitty oc.

I heard its the a good way to build charaters in a "what not to do" wway

>>14724519
I can do all of these, but I'll have to improve my people skills. She should reconsider having kids with me. I'm just her slave and she can do much better, and a brothel is no place to raise a family.

>>14724507
>incest girls
I hope you meant insect or that twin plant one.

>>14724535
Are you second guessing your Mistress' commands? Because you know the punishment that follows for doing that.

>>14724541
Yeah, insect.

>>14724421
It's Death anon. Literal Death.

...The one with the scythe.

>>14724542
20 kicks or 30 licks?

>>14724437
The Stony Sleepwear a cute!
Cuuuute!

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>>14724534
"My bite is worse than my bark!"
"Don't mess with me if you want all your limbs!"

Like that?

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I want to hug a Kejourou

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>>14724528

>>14724542
But I'm her servant. I'm not good enough for her.

>>14724545
I know who it is and she can shake her bony ass on some one else's lap. gimme a dead delf with meat on her bones

Ten oclock rolled around and I told myself to get up and finish writing my story. Eleven rolled around and said I'll wait until midnight. Now midnights gonna roll around and I'm not gonna want to finish it. Someone tell me to finish my story.

>>14724505
ヘルハウンド

>>14724557
Finish your story or when 2017 rolls around I'm going to convince a Mindflayer to alp you

>>14724567
Thats fair. Time to finish this.

>>14724557
Get it out of the way, dork.

>>14724554
you see, all I need is a stick, know a fuckton of riddles and something to destract the anubis and I can rob a tomb easily

>>14724389
You'd be forced to pleasure them though.

>>14724546
30 licks, from either him or her.

>>14724555
You'd better start licking and get her off before she gets more agitated with you saying dumb statements. As her most valuable possession you're worth more to her than the rest of her brothel, the whole business is pennies to her compared to you, but she doesn't like it when her crown possession devalues itself. There's a reason she's the dominant one in this relationship.

Also so you can hurry up make her some dessert, she's eating for two now. And you know she's more antsy since she's had to give up her pipe for now.

>>14724534
I don't think about Kira because that requires me to remember seed.

>>14724580
Not the worst job I've ever done.
Besides, seeing a sweaty, muscled salamander half dressed in her fatigues would be lovely.

>>14724552
I think he meant it in a charater profile sense

like having a ushi oni that doesnt want to rape and condemns others of her race for doing so. it becomes snowflakey when she's the ONLY one with that mentality and were meant to like her

>>14724582
Well if she thinks she's making the right choice, I won't stop her. But I'm still her slave boy in the bedroom after she leaves her job, right?

>>14724586
What do you call it when you make a snowflake you are supposed to dislike?

>>14724594
I forget
there should be a term for it some where

>>14724594
Bad villain.

>>14724592
Your ass is hers', no matter what. And she won't let you forget that. Even when she passes her brothel business to her understudy and retires into the mountains with you and her daughterus, I doubt she'll ever stop reminding you who exactly you belong to.

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>>14724583
>Besides, seeing a sweaty, muscled salamander half dressed in her fatigues would be lovely.
Daughterus would be a guarantee.

>>14724583
>I don't think about Kira because that requires me to remember seed.


the best thing about seed was all the side crap with the custom astray's
but yeah, seed was not a hight point for gundam even though it has a strong following in japan

>>14724598
But not in front of the kids, right?

>>14724601
I see we are of the same mind on this.

>>14724603
Japan has shit taste, this is nothing new.
Other than some of the suit designs, I can only say that the music is pretty good.

How dominant are monstergirl genes/traits?

>>14724604
Well they need a strong Matriarch figure in their life. Otherwise it'd be weird. They're little dragons, they need to be raised to be dominant. It's your responsibility are their father to help them be so.

Are you bad ass enough to enroll in a school full of delinquent monster girls?

>>14724609
I would assume pretty dominant, but in >>14724601 You can see a bit of the dads hair color in the child on the left.

>>14724583
Once word gets out about your tastes, they'll all want you. It's hard for girls to get some while on the trail.

>>14724611
Yes. Ajax from the warriors was who I tried to be like in middle school. Minus the whole rape thing.

>>14724611
I'd side with the strong ones and bully the weak ones.

>>14724617
Justice will be delivered to you.

>>14724614
I'm fine with that.
Our battle scarred ladies of all types are welcome, including minotaurs, onis, and any sort of lamia just to say a few.

Massages, and the occasional dicking, are all available.

>>14724611
Bring it on!!!!! I will use my friendly nature and good sense of humor in order to possibly help these ladies lighten up a bit. By showing them kindness, I hope this will help them become nicer and maybe bring out their potential sweetness they've had to lock away. I wish to help brighten up their tough lives and see if any of them are diamonds in the rough.

>>14724612
Right* I'm writing as I'm on this thread, and fucking myself up.

>>14724610
Like obeying my wife and always supporting her? Or teaching them it's best to keep control of your man before he messes anything up? Or that men love a girl that knows what's she's doing, can take charge before in the bedroom and out, and has a horde?

>>14724623
>!!!!!
Go back to where you came, foul faggot.

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>>14724623
They're gonna rough up your diamond real nice kid.

>>14724617
What if the weak band together and bully you?

>>14724632
Then I feign friendship and cattle them into fighting the strong.

>>14724622
They might grow soft on you then. You would ruin the previous relationships you had with all of them.

>>14724629
So, now I'm made of diamonds? That's pretty awesome to have in terms of powers, and I finally get the chance to possibly to be a superhero.

>>14724561
Only six pages of results on Pixiv, and even then only the first three or so pages have anything MGE related.

>>14724634
Whose side are you on?

>>14724646
My side

>>14724628
Wait, so I can't be excited to further challenge my charismatic skills and see if I can't bring happiness to some downtrodden girls? Oh well, guess I'll just have to go to a different school and see what it's all about.

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>>14724648
Look out kids. We have a mastermind on our hands.

>>14724636
It's a risk we all run to keep moral high, although it'll make me fight that much harder to keep them safe...although pregnancy may complicate some fights for them.

>>14724654
Don't be mad cuz I played the neutral evil card on you.

A different kind of scorpion girl http://i.imgur.com/v7g6E4z.png

>>14724660

>Neutral evil
>Not lawful evil master race

I'm sorry you don't know how to into proper villians.

>>14724664
More like awful evil.

>>14724666
Shutup, satan. You're the most awful of villians.

>>14724661
Very weird, but also she's seems quite cute. How would she feel if I told her that I'm not scared by her looks and actually think she is cute, or that I wish to ash her out on a date?

>>14724661
I like this guys art. Shame most of it's NSFW.

>>14724661
This is why I am thankful KC did MGe and not Tomasu

>>14724675

>ash her out on a date?

she could breath fire onto you turning you to ash, or accept you. win win.

>>14724661
What a cutie.

>>14724687
Goddammit, I meant to say ask, not ash. The questions still applies, how would she react to me say does compliments and even asking her out on a date?

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>>14724681
That isn't Tomasu.

>>14724692

dunno i think the writefag is gone good luck

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Evil Dragons anyone?

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Dragons sure are strange...

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>>14724710
>>14724713
>Dragon-mind

>>14724705
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to imagine what she would say myself. Maybe she would get flustered and be surprised I think she's quite a cutie. Or maybe she would try to denies it and tries acting like she doesn't care, when in reality she's happy to have someone like her and want to date her.

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>tfw no nerdy hellhound waifu that'll pause her game for a quick sex break

>>14724717
One of those you replied to had a dinosaur.

>>14724721
The hell is that thing?

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>>14724723
Pretty sure she's a Dragon.

>>14724710
All the way.

>>14724737
But she's evil!

>>14724741
Not from my point of view.

>>14724730
I think you've been trying to be funny for however long you've been naming t-rex-chan a dragon, but most every one just leaves confused at your insistence

>>14724721
>>14724728
A Puzzle and Dragons Frost Demon.

They're pretty cute.
Weak as shit, but cute.

>>14724746
She rules over a fascist country and controls an army! She takes over cities and enslaves men and women! She crushes all who oppose her and rules over them completely, denying them any freedom!

>>14724756
The Student Witches from Portrait of Ruin are pretty cute too, and they make a sexy noise when you kill them.

>>14724710
How evil we talking?

Chaotic evil or lawful evil?

Because I'd love nothing more than to thaw a white dragon ice queen out.
Why is it that I find the idea of a rich, powerful woman who could rip me limb from limb being secretly shy about talking to me so adorable?

Soon^(TM)

>>>/a/137135138

>>14724710
I'm going to give her a speech about how friendship triumphs over evil!

>>14724771
Because it's cute and completely unexpected. It's also cute because she thinks her strength and looks scare guys away, only for you to come up to her to tell her she's a cutie. I like it when big scary monster girls are in reality kind, shy, sweet girls who get flustered when they get asked out by a guy who isn't afraid of their intimidating figures.

>>14724771
>Why is it that I find the idea of a rich, powerful woman who could rip me limb from limb being secretly shy about talking to me so adorable?
Same reason I find the thought of a large and threatening monstergirl showing a loving, maternal side via lactation appealing.
More Orphan when?

>>14724777
I want to walk into her room for some surprise cleaning and See some crude ice carvings of us she's made with her breath.

>>14724780
I guess.

>>14724756
>Puzzle and Dragons
I haven't got a cool monstergirl yet
all I got is faeries and a fat ninja

>>14724761
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>14724792
Are their any hearts engraved into the carvings, with our initials written on the inside?

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REMINDER: Bullying an MG's ears is the equivalent of raping a human girl.

>>14724794
I've gotten plenty of Dragon Girls, Demon Girls, Angel Girls, Beast Girls, and more.

My P&D Waifu is totally Haku (An MG version of the Chinese Byako). She's adorable.

>>14724798
Both.
Hearts where the hearts would be and names engraved at the base.

She also has a shredded teddy bear under the bed.

>>14724801
Then maybe whatever god you subscribe to shouldn't have made it where fluffy ears were MADE for molesting.

>>14724797
You're fine with men and women wasting away as slaves, never to be happy? You're fine with her revoking rights and freedoms? You're fine with war, torture, human trafficking, slavery, blackmail, and all sorts of crime?

>>14724801
Careful man, that fox looks crazy.

>>14724809
As long as I am happy and she is cute.

>>14724807
That's like saying women were MADE to be raped.
>.>
Stop victim blaming.

>>14724813
You're a selfish bastard. She might spare your family, but everyone else is suffering because of you.

>>14724801
Bullshit, doing that to alps is like saying hello.

Wait a minute...

>>14724803
Why is it shredded, did she not like it?

>>14724809
Well, a fascist society isn't usually very conducive towards crime, so I think we'll be fine on that account. As for the rest, I'm not really bothered so long as I get a nice cushy government job.

>>14724815
>but everyone else is suffering because of you.
Not him but maybe every one else should nut the fuck up and take responsibility for their own livelihoods. But you know they won't. Just bitch about selfishness and morality.

>>14724801

I want to lick a Flow kelp's kelp ears

>>14724815
To get back to topic, only a paladin deals in absolutes.
I have brought peace, order and justice to my new empire.

>>14724820
Big meaty claws are not kind to teddy bears. The crude stiching indicates she's not that good at sewing either.

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>>14724801
>Sticking his fingers into the fuzzy inner-ear part

Holy shit, how have I never noticed? It's the most sensitive part of the ear, that's lewd as fuck, nigga.

>>14724821
Her government will be the ones committing the crimes.

>>14724822
Hard to do that with soldiers are forcing you to work all day in the mines.

>>14724827
Shut up Anakin

>>14724825
Me too, they just look so cute and rubb-able. Flowkelp's in general are so hug-gable, I just wan t to cuddle one all day long as we nuzzle one another's face.

>>14724836
Don't be silly anon, her government is above the law!

>>14724836
>Hard to do that with soldiers are forcing you to work all day in the mines.
So revolt. My waifu is a tyrant, I won't blame them. I'll work side by side with her to put them back down, but I won't blame them

>>14724836
The strong rule the weak, it's just nature taking it's course. What are you supposed to do, blow yourself and your bedroom skyhigh? Dragons are pretty hard to kill.

>>14724830
She knows that I could fix it up for her, all she has to do is ask. How would she react by the way, if I surprised her by showing her the teddy she loves all fixed up?

>>14724847
And if the next time you see your waifu it's her head on top of a pike what then?

>>14724846
Does it make what she de right?

>>14724847
Revolts are so hard to plan, and many don;t bother knowing they'll fail anyway.

>>14724848
You could tell her to not be so mean.

>>14724853
Obviously what she's doing is right. She saved this nation from the brink of destruction! Thanks to her tireless work we have rebuilt our nation, restored our honour, and it won't be long before we take our rightful place on the world stage once again!

>>14724851
Joy at the thought of her treasured teddy returned to good shape immediately followed by embarrassment at her reaction and then further embarrassment at what I may have seen.

I expect a blurted thanks before she rushes off to hide lest her underlings see her.

Mayadere is great. I want my red dragon waifu to claim sovereignty over my body because she loves me, and then beg her not to kill the surrounding countryside to increase my safety!

>>14724852
Not him, but it's not like revolutionary scum could ever get that far. They'd be gunned down in the streets like the traitorous scum they are.

>>14724861
But the common citizens are even unhappier and more controlled then they used to be!

>>14724852
Well first I'd wonder as to why, should the filthy peasants manage to actually overthrow us, I didn't die alongside her, then secondly, I'd topple their new kingdom, and create a new one in memory of my waifu, using her as a martyr as the foundation. Then I'd work to bring her back as a un-living god-figure.

>>14724861
>>14724870
>all these autocrats thinking they're safe from the Komunist Kiki Kommune

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>>14724801
How am I supposed to not touch ears like these anon?

You ask too much of but a simple man, I have needs!

>>14724862
Ah that's cute, I'm glad she enjoys it and that it put a smile on her face. Maybe next time when we are in private, she comes up to me and hugs me tight, thanking me for fixing her teddy she's had since childhood. Does she reveal to me that she gave the teddy a name that stuck with it since she was a child?

>>14724862
Ah that's cute, I'm glad she enjoys it and that it put a smile on her face. Maybe next time when we are in private, she comes up to me and hugs me tight, thanking me for fixing her teddy she's had since childhood. Does she reveal to me that she gave the teddy a name that stuck with it since she was a child?

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>>14724802
I just got this.
for some reason my brain is telling me to do a MG story involving her. but I have no clue what to do

>>14724903
Lilim turns her into a actual dragon?
combining KC's dragon with that would give me a super boner

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>You will never massage a weary Anubis

>>14724903
write about sticking your thingy-madoodle in her bum-bum.

>>14724876
These are lies spread by the weak capitalist countries, they are afraid of the great progress we have made in only a few short years, and the threat it represents towards their own backwards ways. The only thing that truly matters in these countries is the existence of a group of "democracy makers" which is nothing more than a small rootless international clique, that serves only to propagate its own existence. As such, it is a cruel joke that under a so called "authoritarian system" the people enjoy more true freedom than they do under in these alleged democratic countries.

The truth of the matter is, now that we've dealt with the undesirables and subversive elements within our own nation, there now exists a very comfortable life for the citizens.

>>14724381
I want to do this, but with a busty, graying mature Kiki.

>>14724884
>>14724900
In the privvacy of her own room, yes.

His name is Sir Bearrington, a noble of the highest order.

>>14724903
what is that?

>>14724915
>an anubis will never chew you out about your shitty masseuse skills because she enjoys you being close to her.

>>14724919
Yeah, and the Peasant's War, Spartacus' uprising and the French revolution were all caused by the 1st International of Jewmasons, not shitty living conditions and the fact they had no real legal rights.

>>14724919
What about the man forced into prostitution to feed his family? Or the woman working hours in an unsafe factory until her hands blister and her health suffers, but she doesn't have the money or time to see a doctor? The children raised on propaganda? Or the writers, intellectuals, and other people outspoken against your wife that go missing?

>>14724554
Mummies are really cute
>>14724528
>shittier zombis with sandy vaginas
*delicious brown zombies with sandy vaginas

>>14724937
she's a earth dragon knight

>>14724942
>you will never help a mummy win her kingdom back from that scheming Apophis, tyrannical Pharaoh and stuck-up Anubis
>you will never defeat their evil plan to make her pay alimony and fuck your shit up

>>14724929
Sorry about the repeat, had some bad internet lag. A fitting name for such a long time companion, that's really funny. Does she get secretly flustered when I snuggle up to her, or really happy because she's secretly a huge cuddle bug and enjoys my warmth.

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>>14724939
>You will never give her ears a good squeeze when she chews you out

>>14724942
The only zombie I care about is zombina

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>>14724955
But I have to save the princess!

>>14724951
She looks strong, I would go monster hunting with her

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>>14724840

But anon she'll never want to let you go and she might decide to tease your ears with her tongue.

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>>14724975

>>14724975
I'm here for the loot ladies.
Ogga bogga where that dragon horde at?

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>>14724996
O-Oh no! It's that Succubus lady who makes me feel funny!

>>14724962
The latter.
Wing cocoons soon follow.

>>14724986
but how far are you willing to tolerate her if she was a arrogant, uptight bitch?

or what if her association with dragons is that she's a poly-morphed dragon herself?

>>14724990
So, you act like that's a bad thing. I like it when she cuddles me and also ear massages are relaxing as all hell. Plus, I love cuddling and she looks a little lonely, so I think me and her will get along quite well.

>>14724990
WET
SLIMY
SEAWEED
PUSSY

>>14725008
This pleases me quite, wing cocoons are romantic as hell. She know we both love to cuddle and nothing makes her more happy than when she gets to spend alone time snuggling with me, comment on how warm I am, in both personality and body heat. Does she love to get head pats while she wraps in a wing cocoon?

>>14725016
>>14725021
SOAKED
SAGGY
SEAWEED
TITS

>>14725012
>Going on adventures with a dragon knight
>One night when she has you alone she drops the "knight" part and confesses
I'm on board with this!

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Fucking /jp/...

>>14725031
Fried tofu coming up.

>>14725021
Sounds great in my book, plant girls in general deserve more love. The feeling of it would be great and the slime would act as a great lubricant. She and I would engage in passionate cuddlesex as we both hold each other close, with her relaxing and loving my heartbeat. Commenting that i feel so warm and cozy to her, while I'm giving her lovely head pats and nuzzling her cute face. Ending with her wrapping me up in a cocoon of love, happy to be close to the person she loves most.

>>14725028
You know what would be nice?
if you and the dragon knight head up to a dragons cave to loot it, only for the knight to reveal its her cave

>>14725026
Of course she does, although you're acting more like her boyfriend than the servant she snatched up.

She may have to make a few 'changes' regarding your title soon.



Anyways, good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

>>14725042
Or she actually wants to steal from a dragon hoard but has an awful sense of direction so she ends up raiding her own cave while thinking how lucky she is to have nobody home.

>>14725027
Once again, you act like it's a bad thing to love. Her tits are lovely to behold, as she can control their size and allow for different cuddling experiences. With smaller tits, I can hold her more tightly to my body, allowing for even more intimacy and allowing her to listen to my heart beat, for which she loves. With bigger tits, I can just bury my face in them or make her blush, by resting my head between them and saying their the comfiest pillows I've ever slept on. Her tits are great, no matter what size they are.

>>14725028
I thought of some headcannon, you guys tell me if its shit.
Dragons knights are semi corrupted women that fight for the DL's army, after numerous achievements they a get to become dragons thanks to the lilim.

>>14725056
I thought dragons came from - you know sex

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>>14725031

The person who made that should choke on tofu.

>>14725046
Thanks, although i'm pretty sure she wants me to ask me out and i just afraid to, because she thinks they will laugh at her. To which I tell her, if you really love me just tell me, don't care what others think you love who you love. Then follow up by telling her that I never felt like a servant to her, for she treated nice and didn't abuse me. I want to tell her while were cuddling that I love her and that I'd be more than happy to be her boyfriend.

>>14725050
She's sticky and smells like seawater.

>>14725056
I don't see a problem.
That could even work even MGE-wise. Some are born, some get promoted to the race via Lilim servitude if that's their thing. Though since monsters there mostly just want a family to indulge in, you might make them more power-hungry and naturally ambitious in your canon.

>>14725050

I bet it would be nice to hug her and slowly drift on the surface of a lake or something, being able to use her to stay above the waters without fear of drownig

>>14725067
*to make that into a more widespread phenomena. Forgot to add.

>>14725066
So, seawater has a relaxing smell to it and I enjoy her stickiness. It just means than when we cuddle with one another, that very stickiness just makes things more intimate. For when we are cuddling in bed, her slime allows her to get as close to me as possible to enjoy the feelings of my body. She gets the biggest smile ever when I initiate the cuddles and telling her that her sticky body is not a turn off for me. I also tell her that as someone who likes to go the the ocean, I think her seawater smell combined with her natural fragrance is the just lovely. I love holding her close and tight, and she loves it the same, falling asleep to the tune of my heart beat.

>>14725070
That does sound nice, it would be so tranquil and relaxing, a great way if I ever wanted to lose some stress. The both of us just holding each other, looking into the night sky and enjoying the beauty of the stars. With me telling her that when we do this star gazing together, I feel so at peace and free of stress. Then we both continue to cuddle with each other, the stars and moon above being are only audience.

>>14725067
Finnaly some headcanon I can get invested in!

I got a question for you anons, is there going to be soe kind of dragon lady that determines who is worthy

and what about "trainees" for other monsters, like kitsune mageknights and kunoichis?

Kitsune with shark teeth is something I never knew I wanted.

>Beautiful, pristine ideal kitsune
>Porcealin skin,
>Beautiful, delicate features
>Long, silky, and flowing golden hair
>Pearly white set of shark teeth that she's really embarrassed of
>As a result tries to never smile or speak

Would yo crack open her shell?

>>14725056
It works because MGE already does that. demons Train the women the corrupt so the can become demons like them instead of a vanilla succubus.

>>14725049
I want the tales of anon and his dragon "knight"

>>14725097
With gusto.

>>14724720
Runt is best girl in Wan Wan Quest. Hope she wins the DogBowl.

>>14725097
I be happy to help her out, though the biggest challenge to overcome would be not panicking if she ever gives a blowjob. Other than that, I'll help her out, as I'm very good at helping monster girls with insecurities overcome their problems.

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Anon, denwa!

>>14725122
Come again?

>>14725097
>Unassuming Kitsune coworker invites you over for a few drinks
>Usually you'd begin to expect something, but she says she has a boyfriend so you bring a fw drinks of your own, mind already switched into bromode
>Turn up with some snacks, some drinks, the first thing you notice is the state of her some. It's decidedly... single looking.
>She mumbles something about a business trip and the matter is dropped quickly
>Ignore it, have a good time watching dumb movies with her, getting drunk, munching on food
>Crack a few jokes, you know her character white well, and you have on in mind that hits her right on the mark
>Can of beer in hand, she cracks up, lips split wide in a boistrous grin as she laughs, her shark teeth glinting
>You stare at the pointed tools of death, surprised beyond words
>She looks at you curiously, before realization crashes into her and she covers her mouth with a hand, a horrified look overtaking her
>"...I had no idea you had such a pretty smile."
>She goes beet red
>Long story short, the boyfriend was a cover story, that later that night became true
>At least she finally had some one to show off. Wasn't hard to fit in the shoes of a man who didn't exist in the first place

>>14725126
Just pick up the Jelly-Phone, anon.

>Moshi moshi? Anon! It's time for rape!

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>>14725122
I want that Barometz badonkadonk.

>>14725136
She's not a phone. She just looks like one.

>>14725126
pay denbts

>>14725094
we need more stories of women turning monster willingly

>>14725058
you don't know how much i want to strangle you for that

>>14725144
It would be nice to see more women make the right choice.

>>14725144
>Human girl goes after Anon
>"Look, I think you're nice and all, but I only date monsters, sorry."
>Decides to take the plunge and monsterizes herself in some way or another
>Asks Anon if he'll reconsider
>"Look, gee...., uh, I didn't want to be in a relationship with you at all, I was just trying to let you down softly. I'd never even think about dating a monster, I mean come on."

>>14725144
yeah but the dragon knight thing has to be done by some one other then me.
+1 to the idea box for now I guess

>>14725159
he best hope she didnt turn into a flee on sight raper

>>14725175
She probably did, What's the point of becoming a monster if you don't rape?

>>14725159
>>"Look, gee...., uh, I didn't want to be in a relationship with you at all, I was just trying to let you down softly. I'd never even think about dating a monster, I mean come on."
>"Oh. That... wow. I mean, that really sucks."
>"Yeah. So could you stop taking my pants off now?"
>"...No?"
Ya blew it

>>14725159
>going that far to get a guy to date you
That anon wasn't worth it.

>>14725236
Why would anyone want a boring human in a world of monstergirls? She was getting needy.

>>14725245
You can't just choose who you fall in love with, anon.

>>14725258
Monstergirls do it, and much more!

With Valentine's day coming up, we need to discuss about MG waifus
What you have done, recently, for your MG waifu?
Do you have any plans for Valentine's day?
How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
Did you give a name to your waifu?

Not all of us can afford spending money on waifus, but I'm sure that many of us do a lot to prove their dedication

>>14725287
>With Valentine's day coming up, we need to discuss about MG waifus
We discuss them every single day, how is this special?
>What you have done, recently, for your MG waifu?
It's hard because she's a fictional character, but I am writing a god awful story I hope to subject you all to some point this week.
>Do you have any plans for Valentine's day?
Alcohol.
>How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
I guess duplicates don't count, so 14. I did count thread recolours.
>Did you give a name to your waifu?
No, and come to think about it that's weird.

>>14725287
I'll just buy and solo a cake, thinking of her a bit.
Little by waifufags' standards, but I've got no money and other conditions for more, plus at least I've been keeping this tradition for 4 years, so that's something.

>>14725287
>What you have done, recently, for your MG waifu?
I don't have waifu, just favourites
>Do you have any plans for Valentine's day?
Nothing except fantasizing about spending it with the girls I like.
>How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
Again, no waifu so I'll go with my top 5. 86, 77, 24, 8 and 38.
>Did you give a name to your waifu?
I've considered making OCs made of my top 5 but it costs money to get someone to draw them, that's not something I can afford right now.

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>>14725337
>I've considered making OCs made
Getting OCs made even. I shouldn't post when I've just woke up.

Talking of sleepy things, damn this is adorable.

>>14725287
Recently? Nothing. I suppose finally write again, if only a short intro, to a story including an example?
Valentines plans? Watch RWBY and see whether the teased irony was just a red herring or not.
Pictures? Umm...uh...somewhere in the neighbourhood of 100 pics?
A name? Nah.

>>14725287
>What you have done, recently, for your MG waifu?
Started going to the pool to improve my swimming, made some major change in my lifesteal to get healthier
>Do you have any plans for Valentine's day?
Nothing, I don't think my waifu would celebrate it either
>How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
9, and that's without counting recolors and pictures that I dislike
>Did you give a name to your waifu?
Yes, I shifted the alphabet 3 letters and used her species name

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>>14724381
That is adorable.

I'd do it too, but on the base of battle Kiki's tail!

>>14724250
I will make her a star! Eventually.

Let me tell you about something a little more ferocious than your run of the mill Monster Girls. They call her the Mukade of the Abyss, the Centipede of the Seas. A creature of unmatched aggression and lust. They call her Bobbit Worm Girl.

>>14725426
Next you'll say your waifu's name is-- Miki!

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Posing wife.

>>14725463
Does your waifu keep you in the basement m8?

>>14725426
>Started going to the pool to improve my swimming, made some major change in my lifesteal to get healthier
I should do that too. Finding the time to go to the pool always just seems out of the way or inconvenient though. I really should just shut up and listen to Shia.

Also.
>Lifesteal
Now I'm thinking of vampires in swimsuits.

>>14725453
That's right, a star! She will be a master thief!

>>14725470
It's a rapecave.

>>14725476
>lifesteal
I meant lifestyle, I played one too many games of dota

Vampire in swimsuits are the best, too bad it's always lolis

>>14725481
>always lolis
Or a bwaka.

Oh look, more dragon funbags:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55143511

>>14725487
She's a dhampir

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>>14725287
>What you have done, recently, for your MG waifu?
Trolled drawthreads and had at least 3 pictures made of her, lurked and found a couple more.
>Do you have any plans for Valentine's day?
Fap to her before and after I come home from work.
>How many pictures of your waifu do you have?
Didn't count. Somewhere over 10, I'm guessing, but that's counting only alps and not all the pictures I have that are genderswaps.
>Did you give a name to your waifu?
Does Alp-chan count?

>>14725492
She's a dumbphir.

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>>14725481
>too bad it's always lolis
Too bad for you maybe.
No idea why this saved and subsequently uploaded in shit-quality before. Reposting properly.

>She's not as dark as your morning mug of coffee nor as light as your preferred cup of tea
>But she'll get you up in the morning like it's her reason for being, the moment she lives for
>To warm your heart, to soothe your soul... with the tender love she'll out-pour

"Good morning to you, my dear Anon"

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>>14725499
Hi?

>>14725499
>wiggity-wack
>let's get in the sack

"Damn you got a hot puss"

>>14725499
The image didn't upload, damn it

>>14725508
This works just fine though! Good taste.

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>>14725499
Relevant image

Darn it 4chan why did you lie to me before

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>>14725499
Why are there two of you now? I only brought home one cat.

>>14724250
I hope this artist never gets bored of dragons.

>>14725516
Because if a cat is fine too two cats are fi~ine

>>14725520
But what if they keep bringing home more and more cats, and I become the crazy cat man?

>>14725521
Then send your army of feline femme fatales upon them!

>>14725521
>I become a crazy cat man
Anon, please.

It should be YOU who drives them CRAZY in love with you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvdDp3ORppA.

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I want to marry with both a Rusalka and a Kumiho!

>>14725525
Good for you.
I'd rather keep my innards as innards, but to each their own.

>>14725532
But how can you prove that you love your wife if you don't even let her eat your liver?
Next thing you'll say that you won't give your heart to a Dragon.
Complete nonsense

>>14725540
>give your heart to a Dragon
You got is backwards mate.

>>14725540
Since artificial hearts are (sort of) a thing, there might be a chance that the latter could potentially happen. It'll still be unpleasant for all parties involved.
I don't think artificial livers exist yet, so my wife will end up becoming a widow.

>>14725556
>so my wife will end up becoming a widow
What is regeneration

>>14725560
Well not all of us have that wolverine.

>>14725560
Something livers actually do.

>>14725564
Rusalka's husbands do

>>14725568
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Guess that solves the liver thing too.
Carry on, crazy fish and fox fucker. Carry on.

>>14725560
See, when you said "eat your liver", I interpreted that as eating the whole thing.
Regardless, the excruciating pain from her cutting me open every time she wants a snack would probably lead me to re-evaluating my life choices.

>>14725573
>you
It was someone else

>every time she wants a snack
Not a snack, they do it just a very few times to feed, not only for pleasure.

>>14725568
Can we have your liver then?

>>14725590
Depends, are you a Rusalka?

>>14725594
No, we're taking organ donations.

How would you react if MG zombies wanted to eat your brain?

I have no idea how you would survive or regenerate, especially since zombies aren't known for their magic

>>14725600
Same thing any person would do. Avoid them to make sure they don't get my brain.

>>14725600
Mossberg 500.

>>14725596
Ask my wives, they're very possessive about me.

>>14725600
I'd give up on life and let them do it. At least I'd be good for something.

>>14725600
I'd probably end up being like that audio clip that gets posted occasionally, the zombie's just messing around and likes fear play.

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Tell me about your waifu's figure without telling me who your waifu is.

>>14725611
Alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

>>14725618
She's athletic, has more ass than tits.

>>14725618
She has mass to her. Muscular, but still very feminine and alluring. Bubble butt. C cup. A head shorter than I. (6'1).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeoWfjhcmuY

I want to hunt and gangbang a Giant Enemy Crab with my shirtless sailor bros!

Fuck her until she's foaming at the mouth, then take responsibility, that's what being a man's all about, YEAH!

>>14725642
This sounds historically accurate. Are you a nerd?

>>14725618
Petite.

On the short side; slender, slight curves; nice, plump thighs and a heart-shaped ass...

Basically, Elin-type.

>>14725600

A bit late to ask that question, I'm afraid~

>In the wrong place at the wrong time
>Construction accident launches a metal pipe that manages to piece your heart
>A Shoggoth was nearby, and through quick actions and quicker thinking, saved your life by yanking the pipe out, cutting out the old heart and replacing it with a new one made from part of her
>Kept you alive long enough for paramedics to arrive and transfer you to a hospital where the wound was treated
>The broken away pieces of rib and sternum were replaced with titanium
>Still have the same heart to this day
>"And that's how your mother and I met"

>>14725679
Not nearly enough shoggoth stories in general.

>>14725700
At the Mountains of Lewdness when?