Have you praised the Lilim overlords today?
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I am contractually obligated too.
Otherwise my chuuni mis- 'daring and dashing mistress' gets all pouty and just works out all day to 'raise her power level' for love or something.
All canine daughterus are best daughterus. Just imagine a mob of werewolf or hellhound or kobold or kitsune puppies tripping all over themselves, yapping up a storm, so they can jump on you and nuzzle against you before they make you play with them until they burn themselves out like a pack of sparklers and curl up on the ground with their tails hugged to their chests for a nap.
I can't help but think lewd things whenever someone talks about Hellhound daughterus. I blame Tai and Tia, damn it quicksilver.
>"ARE YOU HERE TO PLAY?"
>"WHERE'S THE BALL? GET HIM TO THROW THE BALL."
>"YOU SMELL LIKE CANDY."
>"I WANT CANDY TOO."
>"YEAH LETS GO GET CANDY."
>"COME ON AND GET CANDY WITH US."
Can you really maintain stability after decades of trying to get her pregnant without success?
Would you support her in her quests of corrupting entire countries?
Marrying a Lilim is hard work, that's why they prefer heroes
And that's how anon became a harem anime protagonist. I wonder if there's a girl in the group that tries to be a delinquent but anon keeps bringing up that time when she was 10 and wore her moms clothes and makeup in a terrible effort to marry anon before her sisters.
>Implying I wouldn't marry all of them.
I can't just go breaking the hearts of my childhood friends.
And yeah at least one of them would be a delinquent. Her gang members would probably wonder why she's so nice to "that one human nerd" though.
No she keeps talking about "anon-kun" non stop and has even started to stalk him a bit. I remember when her mother was like that with me, so I just pushed her in the right direction. I mean who knew that anon was home alone and defenseless? And he may or may not have access to manticore venom.
Maybe now we'll have some peace before the grandchildren show up.
I never said you couldn't marry all of them.
>you'll never be subconsciously imprinted as pack husband by your hellhound next door childhood friends
>you'll never have to deal with them fighting each other throughout high school for your love
>you'll never take them all to prom together
>you'll never wake up the next morning in your bed surrounded by your hellhound childhood friends
>all of them having somewhat distended bellies because of you impregnating them
>all because that ducking manticore art teacher wanted to make prom "memorable" and spiked the punch with no less than a liter of her venom
>at least you weren't the only one who got married that night
>your best guy friend David scored with the Apophis principal and now has to come to school in a loincloth and feed the principal during lunch
>"Miss Principal, do I have to wear this from now on?"
>"Of course husb-David! We can't have that bitch Pharoah in History think that you're not taken!"
>"And please call me 'Goddess' from now on!"
>imagine the cuddles
Stop it anon I'm hurting now because I'll never get to cuddle a pack of hellhound girls who've all decided to make me pack husband. It hurts more than it should.
Ignore the Echidna profile art
Have Mersé instead
when I said original I men that the art was based on this
but merse is indeed best bluesnake
Indeed. The "seal" is part of why I love Ushis so much.
I'd like to see a Minotaur with an eyepatch, light scaring on her body and great abs. That's my kind of girl right there.
>Vampire aifu wears an eye patch because of an injury from childhood
>Dhampir daughteru declares that she wants to "be like mommy" but that she'll be "even better"
>Puts eye patches over both of her eyes
>Walks around bumping into things for 20 minutes while refusing to take off the eye patches
>"No I can do it! Just watch!"
A Jinko works nicely too, I have a huge weakness for girls who look like they've done their fair share of fighting.
On that note, what kind of girl would Cammy be if she was corrupted? I was thinking maybe a muscle Hinezumi.
>you and your Lich waifu will never create magical DE-based "parasites" that can both enhance and give alternate evolutions to Zombie girls
There is a heirarchy of sorts. Lilims in general are stronger than succubi, and I would asume that the named Lilims like Deruella and the Queen of Hearts are stronger since they've managed to terraform regions.
Oh yeah I forgot about her for some reason. That means there's probably others that are different variants.
I wonder how the thread would react if it was revealed there was an Amazon Lilim.
Yeah, the first nine are supposed to be important, I wish KC would name more of them.
Been lurking in /a/ monster girl threads long before EMG was a thing and these were generals.
We have changed a lot over the years, our worst era was easily when everyone worshipped namefags like TF and Hound if you don't include the whole posting standards drama. I'd say the threads are more enjoyable these days.
The daughters of the Demon Lord are Arch-succubi. KC has said the title lilim just means "created by the demon lord directly". So this applies to her daughters (who are all vanilla succubi) as well as those monsters she has turned with her own hand (who can be about any whim of hers)
Do I think this is stupid when he himself put out a Lilim profile? Sure.
>Be out inna snowy mountains when a Blizzard hits
>Is saved by a Wendigo, Yeti, and Yuki
>Have the greatest two nights of your life
>Step outside for a moment
>Suddenly get jumped by a giant Saint Bernard Dog Girl. She begins to take you down the mountain saying 'I DID IT! I SAVE HIM!' over and over
>She takes you back to the rescue building thinking she saved you.
>You scream about wanting to go back.
>St Bernard Dog girl thinks you're delirious from the cold and keeps you in her grip and refuses to let go.
>A week later she takes you home and the mountain is deemed dangerous and no one can go on it anymore ever.
How do you react?
>I wish KC would name more of them.
There's a ton of high-tier characters that he hasn't given us any details on. Hopefully with MGE 2 coming out this summer we'll get to see a bit of them.
There is the many, many different Gods from all types of mythology
The mysterious Demon of Chaos (Lovecraft inspired)
The Lilims, including the adopted daughter he talked about in the Q&As
>our worst era was easily when everyone worshipped namefags like TF and Hound
They were alright folks, but it's people like that who caused EMG to split from here during the exodus by keeping one foot in /a/. Now we don't even get all the monstergirl news here.
>I'd say the threads are more enjoyable these days.
Eh, I disagree. It's better that we don't discuss namefags as often anymore, but the thread is now obsessed with cutesey shit most of the time. Doing the opposite and having a dark and brutal atmosphere is just as bad of course, I just wish we had a good balance of the two.
Well there's the deity book he said he'd release some day which should have details and art for a lot of the gods.
Then there's Lilims, leaders of the order, rulers of regions such as Zipangu and others. KC get your shit together already.
>Date a succubus
>Your dick is average, if unremarkable
>She has fantasies about being filled up by a cock
>She wants to see her stomach bulge as you fuck her
>One night she decides to indulge herself
>Doesn't let you know that, though
>As you insert into her, she zaps you with a spell
>You can feel your dick swelling to unholy proportions
>Almost pass out from all the blood rushing to it
>Collapse back onto the bed
>She takes that as her cue to ride you
>You are barely conscious all night as she rides you raw
>The spell also invigorates your balls
>Your loads are huge, pumping semen for a good minute each time you cum
>Her already distended stomach looks like she's pregnant by the time she's had her fill
>Wake up in the morning, Sore all over and with a throbbing headache
>She's curled up next to you, still bloated with cum
>'Hehehe, that was fun. Thanks for indulging me, sweetie.'
>'We should do it again sometime, eh?~'
>This girl's trying to kill you
But the problem is balance. We've always had sunshine and grimdark fags, but it feels like the sunshinefags now overran this place and it's all daughterus and cutesy stuff all the time. There's a time and a place for it but having it constantly is annoying and makes me feel like I'm going to get diabetes from it all.
True, but sunshine stuff doesn't mean a good story either. In fact it means it less because saccharine things are less likely to try anything remotely confrontational or interesting.
Only tryhards use this phrase. No one's going to complain if someone writes a serious story, what people will complain is edge for the sake of edge like that shitty hellhound green text and quite honestly if that's the kind of shit that you want accepted then you're part of the problem as it gives people who want serious content a bad name.
But dark elements are only good when handled well. But most "hardcore" stories we have are regurgitated tropes from try hard manga or contastly trying to one up itself trying to be "mature"
>shitty hellhound green text
Guy who started this conversation here, I really don't condone that kind of thing and think it's a step in the entirely wrong direction. Besides, that was clearly written by some asshurt guy, most likely the instigator of those furious sub/dom arguments.
I mean serious things were bad things can happen, where characters have problems to overcome, where monstergirls have actual downsides to them. Pure sunshine is as bad as pure edgy shit.
Wrong. You're on the sunshine side of the fence so you're not inclined to see the goobers in your midst. Do you even remember the people who would rewrite the endings to decent stories, not even edgemaster stories but good stories that just had a sad ending, because they couldn't stand anything bad happening?
They're the ones called sunshinefags and rightly so.
That you even assume I want edge for the sake of edge is complete nonsense. Look to the faggots in your own midst.
> abusing a tomboy like that
Weenie, you're meant to at least pretend you're being supportive! Otherwise she'll get all tsundere and refuse to wear anything but boxers!
Protect her smile and you'll be able to convince her to buy some frilly undergarments to cultivate her own secret rose garden~
Like the cutesy saccharine mash is any different in that respect. Most of it is just as bad and unimaginative. I'd say the main advantage it has though is that when it's handled poorly, it's still at least inoffensive.
This. Extremes on either side suck and end up producing completely asinine shit.
The edgy guys who want warhammer levels of bloodshed and the sunshine fags who want rainbows and golden daughterus ever after are as bad for content here as each other.
>Do you even remember the people who would rewrite the endings to decent stories, not even edgemaster stories but good stories that just had a sad ending, because they couldn't stand anything bad happening?
I don't care what side of the fence they're on, anons who do this can go fuck themselves.
Well we're going to have to get her a new wardrobe after she hits tier three anyway. Plus all that milk has gone to her thighs so her old boxers will never fit!
It's the most perfect plan ever.
>Do you even remember the people who would rewrite the endings to decent stories
In all fairness that was rare and it doesn't seem to happen anymore. I bet it was just one shitposter anyway.
>your daughteru will never come home from school one day wearing an eye patch
>when you ask why she's wearing it she'll never says it's because the boys were being mean to her cyclops friend
>so she wore one to make her a cyclops too and help her friend with those bullys
>Do you even remember the people who would rewrite the endings to decent stories
You mean the ones over a year ago? That shit hasn't started in ages and to be fair it's happened the other way around to.
That same argument could be used for the purposefully edgy bait that rarely gets posted. Except it's never one person. In fact I saw someone asking about doing a different ending to a story here just last month around Christmas.
Judge anon was the only person who did that that I could tolerate, mainly because he either went after edgy stories or was generally humorous about it.
Still kinda bitter about the people who tried to suffering end that one shitty male prostitution story I did.
>Still kinda bitter about the people who tried to suffering end that one shitty male prostitution story I did.
Yeah that's the kind of stuff I was talking about, pretending it's only people who like happy endings who do that kind of thing is hilarious.
It makes me regret ever writing some of the original nice greentexts about them back when they were originally as hated as much as siths are now. I promise I'm never going to be a contrarian fuck about a monstergirl again, not after the abomination that alp posting has become.
I'd take horsepussy over Alps and Alpfags
Horsepussy also has frontpussy too.
>Alps above horsepussy at all
Nah, they're Sith-tier.
I want to resist a Lilim's advances and flee her until she tracks me down only
for her to find me waiting for her with a homecooked dinner in a nice suit! She can't escape my romance trap!
I can't propose to her after just one date. I need time to properly romance her.
Do you want to get a flustered Demon? Because that's how you get a flustered Demon.
I'm not praising a group of bints who're either a dakimakura hugging NEET virgin, some escapist fantasy world creating loli who found the ecstacy over the children's aspirin in mommy's medicine cabinet, a sundress wearing no shoes no service drawfag(ess) who keeps her cat stoned on the tears of anally anguished people over My Fetish > Your Fetish and some tart in a blue dress who isn't Cranius. No siree Bob.
>Teenage succubus telling her mother that there is more to life than sex
>succumom starts laughing
>"Oh wait, you're serious?!?! Let me laugh harder!"
>the whole evening succumom is laughing
>throughout movie night
>Succubus daughter can even hear her mom laughing while blowing her dad in their bedroom
>Mom gets all dreamy-eyed
>"Of course honey. What is sex without love? Or sex without proper foreplay? Or sex without ambiance. Or sex without a man with a ten inch dick...and maybe his brother...and his father...and his uncle...and his best friend..."
I want her to lift me up and carry me off to her room for
cuddling. Also rough sex.
Anon, you do know that he was talking about a different kind of mess in her pants right?
More of a "flood damage" thing if you catch my drift.
>More of a "flood damage" thing if you catch my drift.
Pants are expensive anon, I can't have her ruining them to be rebellious. It's diapers and plastic pants for her till she can find some other way to take care of her urges.
>a sundress wearing no shoes no service drawfag(ess) who keeps her cat stoned on the tears of anally anguished people over My Fetish>Your Fetish
You're a faggot.
Fine go cuddle your pillow that 'totally isn't made to look like anon from next door.' While I go have a chat with him about his studies~! I just want to make sure he has a firm grasp on anatomy!
And that's when she hears her daughter jump out the window and sees her soaring towards Anon's house.
Later she tries to sneak a peek at the aftermath but just anon and her daughter cuddling and gets flustered.
Whoops silly me! Instead of bringing text books I accidentally brought your old baby photos! I hope anon doesn't mind looking through all of them with me!
It might even get him in the mood to have children of his own!
Anon and that succubus won't have their first time until the full moon, where she lays back and lets him top while beckoning him into slow passionate leglocking sex while kissing. She wanted their first time to be special.
>no monstergirl waifu with an ass that could shatter oak
She just wants her daughter to quit being scared and go after anon. She would like to have grandchildren before the next century you know. Sometimes the parents have to be the bad guy.
In order to keep humanity live and well, you will be matched based on your Asset # and Stock Designation to a sufficient breeding partner where you will continue humanity's existence rather than give into those filthy monsters.
>You'll never wake up to see her cradling you and crying about how she didn't want to hurt you.
Would you comfort her though? Would you bring back her smile as a genuine warm smile towards you?
>Monster Girl Kingdom has 1 year mandatory conscription
>During Anon's year of service, a conflict breaks out
>His Kikimora demands to be allowed to go with him, and after much back and forth, she's finally allowed
>During a battle, Anon is hit in the arm
>His maid doesn't shout, doesn't cry, doesn't even call out his name
>She simply stands up and marches out from cover in a direct line towards where the enemy is
>The sheer force of her cold rage is enough to ensure that she's not hit
>No one is exactly sure what happened when she got to the enemy emplacement
>When Anon's squad was finally able to move up and retrieve her, she was quietly sweeping in a corner
>There were no bodies, but also no evidence that the enemy had fled
>No blood, no shell casings, nothing to even indicate that a battle even happened
>When Anon tapped her on the shoulder, she spun around with a warm smile on her face and said "I love you, master" and gave him a long hug
Stay inside and stay warm and comfy east coast anons, most areas are getting a foot of snow or more
>you wake up in a hospital bed with wires and IV drips attached to you
>you look over and see Lindsey, the Cheshire Cat who put you in here asleep in a chair
>she wakes up and looks at you and instantly hugs you
>she says that she's sorry and will never do something like that ever again
>you tell her that it's okay and that no one could've known that you're deathly allergic to
"We meet again, traveler"
TFW this is literally outside my house right now. The deep snow, not waifu.
BEST MG JOKE. GO.
need some for a story I'm doing about a comedian and can't think of any good ones off the top of my head
The best one I've come up with so far is what do you do when there's a fire on your doghouse? Get your Kobold daughter to pee on it!
>play fighting games with vampire childhood friend
>every time you lose she snacks on your blood
>every time you win she gives you a chaste kiss on the lips
It's a win win situation I tell you!
Me too, especially if she likes cuddles and head pats. I want a cute vampire to nuzzle into my chest on a cold, winter night and hear her content sighs as a big goofy smile forms on her face.
>this becomes a habit for your vampire friend
>go out to your buddy's birthday party at an arcade
>your vampire friend was invited too
>start playing games
>eventually go to the fighting games
>you and your friend beat everyone else there and finally it's just you two playing each other
>after three grueling rounds you win
>vampire friend gives you a kiss for wining
>instantly goes red after realizing what she did in a crowded arcade in front of everyone
>both of your parents are laughing at how flustered the two of you have become
Have you told that joke before? You shouldn't be ryusing material.
There's this Oni, y'see. But she's not like the other Oni's, y'see. She's a twig. A twerp. A squirt. Take your pick, she's fucking weak. All the other Onis make fun of her. No guys will date her since without her muscles, she's just a red whore with some nubby horns. Eventually, she gets sick of it, as humans and human-like bodies are wont to do. She gets sick of it, and she goes to a bridge. Nice tall bridge. Nice tall fall. Just got to make sure to go head first. So she goes up to show up at the bridge, didn't even bother to write a goodbye note to her disappointed parents. Just her, a baggy sweatshirt, torn jeans and dirty panties. No bra. She goes to go up to the bridge but instead she finds a barrier. A big, barrier-shaped fuck-you from the bleeding hearts of 'Frisco. Can't jump off of it. Too tall. So she's about to turn away in disgust when she sees a sign posted on the barrier so cruelly holding her back. I'll spare you the bullshit. It's the usual tripe. Value your life. Unlock your potential. All your problems will be solvable except for the problem you cause when you take the plunge. Ungh, who beefed, right? Well bizarrely enough, this twerp Oni here takes the self-help booklet bullshit to heart. She goes back home. Hugs her parents. Walks her dog. Swears to get fit, and boy does she ever. Starts chugging back the supplements and wolfing down the oats like a champ. When she's nice and big she starts to tone that flab into a mighty fine sculpture of grade-A girl-muscle. It's a dream come true. She's finally made it. Confidence restored, she takes a nice little victory walk down between Fort Point and Vista Point, tasting the sea-breeze as it blows back her shoulder-high do. She comes across that sign once again. Got a smile to end all smiles on her face.
She uses her newfound strength to vault over the barrier and plunges to her death.
Since people were talking about the lack of grimdark stories earlier on, I wrote a little something
it's probably shit but I had fun making it: http://pastebin.com/gw73svHe
I tried to have some suspense and a lot of mystery, but if you really want to know what it's about before wasting your time reading a 1000+ words greentext, read this spoiler:
Mindflayer sneakily corrupts a village, MC gets NTR'd and beaten up as an indirect result
>he doesn't chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom
A Ryu walks into a bar
The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
>Met this Oomukade the other day. She apparently has been following my tours across the country
>Nice girl. Needs to shower
>Anyways, she ambushed me one day in my hotel room. Somehow snuck passed all my guards and patiently waited for me to finish fucking the entourage before asking me while I was showering
>I would say who does this, but as a Succubus, I've done my due of ambushing people in the shower
>Fun fact: It's scary.
>Anyway. After the screaming and the yelling and telling security to fuck off, we got dowsn to whatever she came here for
>Apparently, she's been interested in this guy for a long time. She knows his favourite food, drink, where he sleeps, what he likes, his favourite shows
>Clearly this woman has too much time on her hands
>She asked me, after I told her to stop telling me what time he wakes up - But I mentally kept not of that - what was the best way to approach him and tell him her feelings
>"Have you thought about raping him?"
>"R-Rape? Isn't that wrong?"
>What the fuck did I just hear?
>What the fuck just came out of this woman?
>Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you?
>This is why you smell like a slug girl: IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T RAPED HIM
>This chick can probably steal a boys virginity before he even has the chance to Alp due to how sneaky she is
>You could rape him while he's having dinner with his parents!
>He could be in class getting a boner due to his Anubis teacher bending over to pick up a pen and you could suck his dick without anyone knowing!
>Granted, with that stench you might accidentally have the fire alarm mistake it for smoke but still
>A pot devil would be jealous of how sneaky she is. "oh, I'm just going to sit in this pot and they'll never find me!" This bitch could be a natural rapist
>I'm sorry, I was a little jealous of her skill. I mean, I raped the guy but I got caught by his parents right when he came
>Meanwhile, this bitch raped him again while I was escaping and nobody knew
>The fucking Yeti serial hugger isn't even that stealthy. And she hugged the president during a speech and was gone as fast as she appeared
>Fuck that Oomukade, man. Smells like a bubble slime yet gets away with murder
>So anyways, they're married. Yeah, I know, congratulations. They have two kids I think. One baby and some high schooler
>Yeah. Remember that lengthy case about the mysterious rapes at some high school?
>Genes are a hell of a thing
>Curvy stage 3 alps in boyshorts!
Anon, you're speaking my-
>Alps in boys swim trunks!
>Alps in lacy nightshirts and ankle socks!
no stockings with a garter-belt? You had me then you lost me]
You could have cut out like 3/4 of this. I mean the NTR part has nothing to do with the monster girl part. Why would a Mindflayer do that? I mean this isn't grimdark it's just angst wank.
>not posting with proper imagery
Also Horse Pussy > Alps.
with a nice asswould make the best gatekeeper?
Yeah... For some reason I thought there was a vagina in the picture
Anyway my second point still stands
What kind of spider would be the best for that? A fuzzy one? a long-legged one? A scary looking, black widow one? A Jorougumo? A
I took the 4.6 GB version of the cheshire doujin, resized it and cleaned it. Still in moon at the moment.
Now to actually go about translating. If I missed something, let me know and I'll clean it while I'm typesetting.
Also, a commission of mine was recently finished. A scene from one of my stories. http://i.imgur.com/JUKRakn.png
Anybody else have a strong need to see a Gandharva and a Satyr go on musical adventures together? All the locals where they travel would involuntarily burst into song and dance.
Appreciated senpai, I don't see anything missing
What >>14655216, >>14655217, and >>14655237 said.
Ask the faggot who made this.
>Are there genderbend Pharaohs?
There are. Or perhaps I should say that there's many genderbend ones since many kings were originally men
Is it time to start harvesting image macros?
What's the thread opinion on monstergirls with a
I want to blue ovarie a bonnet tipper. I want her to simultaneously hate me for teasing and breaking her heart yet continously to love me as I give her rare moments off affections like hugging.
>Anubi guards protect the Pharaoh's virginity
>Mostly because the glorious Pharaoh is a pure and virtuous being
>But also because it means the anubi get to meet cute boys in the process
How's that for efficiency?
Does that mean orcs speak british shitposting?
Wow, why do Alps have the most obnoxious following?
Same here, I want to heal her bitter heart with love, and show her that there really are good men out there by making her a happily married woman!
Based on observation, I believe you're 100% correct.
I'm now thoroughly convinced that the people that "like" Alps are just shitposters looking to get a rise out of people.
I kind of hate what the threadcanon did to lizardgirls, they are basically the beta losers of the bunch, just one step above oomukades with all the "bonnet tipping" thing and such.
It just lowers the chance someone will make a decent story about them with the "proud warrior" thing they should have going on, and knowing that it's one of the few MGs that fullfil that role is kind of depressing.
I still have hopes though, warrior girls are my fetish.
>warrior girls are my fetish
My brethren from a different bloodline.
I agree, why are lizard girls treated like they're beta as fuck but in the profile they're one of the stronger MG species.
>Jocasta complex and are also yandere
>tfw no yandere vampire mom to keep me safe at her castle
>Be leader of a group of knights routing an Orc war band
>A short Orc spots you, she's decked out in armor unlike the rest of the jiggling horde
>Holds her axe towards you
>Bossmetalman, you correct her
"Ain't got nuthin' to do but fuck ya, git!"
>Tell her you're not in the mood
"Git o'er 'ere!"
>End up getting chased by the shorter Orc across the battlefield, she keeps telling you she's going to smash your face between her bacon and eggs
>Or that you're going to give her your bangers and mash
>Put hand on her head
>She just windmills futilely
Kindred spirits, you both are.
>No Lich who keeps you tied up in a basement, making you watch various pornos to see what body types and positions arouses you the most.
>She'll never use potions to make her body perfectly fit your fetishes and then rape you.
Imagine the possibilities.
>Many of the first generation monsters were male before the Demon Lord took over
>Alp-posters will still find a way to shitpost about it when if they didn't have the intelligence to know what they were originally they sure as fuck don't care now
>check the voicelines for one ork of a game I use to play
>It's as britishposting as it gets
also bonus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M421dP1g3Sg
>every Friday the undead yandere mothers get together
>they bring their sons too so that they can have some outside interaction
>things go well for a while until one day the vampires son tells the wight mom "she looks pretty"
>no one has seen vampire mom and son in two months
Quick! Kiss her and hug her so that she won't think she's back on the battlefield!
>then hold her close and tell her "everything will be alright" while she's sobbing quietly into your shirt
She's a goddess, truly.
>"What do you think you were doing today at school? I saw you looking at that stuck up bitch with those loving eyes."
>"My tits are bigger than hers, I've got bigger hips than her, my ass is better than hers, and I love you more than she ever would!"
>"You're mineminemineminemineMINE! No one elses!"
Why do I have a fearboner imagining this? For the record, I'm imagining a Demon Onee-San.
First they mostly dead since it was shitload years ago
Second even if they were nobody cares and it doesn't affect their personality and main race traits. Meanwhile alps only special trait that differ them from succubi is that they are transgenders. Alp profile is literally nothing but "it's a guy, it's a guy! IT'S A FUCKING GUY"
Anon I don't think you understand, I want to be absolutely pelvicerated, I want to be literally drained of semen, I want to have a good excuse for why I'm going to lay in bed for the entire day afterwards and possibly more other than cuddling is awesome, I want her to release all that pent up stress from thousands of years all in one or more continuous days.
So what if it's a guy? You come across as in denial by refusing to fuck one.
Consider the following - is there a fully functioning baby maker between those legs? Is there any trace of boy in any of that body? No? Then its a cute girl and you're just making excuses that "b-but dick!" Alp posting is a deliberate troll that we use to make fun of your clear closet homosexuality.
You're on the shitlist for being wrong anon.
>No 7'6" tall hellhound to reach up and hug
>No muscly werewolf to wrestle on the bed with
>No soft anubis to sneak up on for surprise squeezing and ear nibbling
>No tiny, fluffy kobold to tummy nuzzle and princess carry
Wake me when the misery ends.