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Discussing your house plan with the shoggoth! I think I want her to build a semen powered ion cannon to vaporize those pesky neighbors.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Alps are cute! CUTE!
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Maids are olev
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>>14645262
I want to shiggity shaggity that shoggoth.
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>>14645263
And cancer.
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>>14645263
Would you fuck an Alp and why?
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Reminder that every litter of Hellpups can be anywhere from 6 to 12 in number.
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>>14645269
Yes, cancers are cute too. But I'll save my headpats for the first alp I see.
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>>14645271
I'm surprised at how nice her figure is.
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>>14645277
Hellhounds are made of stern stuff, but she won't be quite as wild as she was in her youth, except for when she's in the bedroom of course.
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>>14645251
>You try howling at the moon with her
>She watches as you do your best not to choke up with laughter
>Afterwards, she nods
>"It's okay, but it could be a little better. Here, try doing it like this."
>She sucks in a breath
>Pauses for a second
>And howls
>You feel the bottom drop out of your stomach as ice forms around your heart
>Rational thought is withered from you mind by that dreadful noise, calling from everywhere at once
>The moon above you appears to shudder
>Red blood drips down its surface in rivulets until the once white orb is turned claret and sanguine
>It looks down at you like an eye, the eye of some great and wretched incomprehesible thing, comprehending you
>Your hellhound sister ends her howl, opening her eyes as the sound fades to a close
>The moon turns pale and benign once again as you feel the cold sweat soaking every inch of your skin
>"Now, try doing it like that. Uh, hey? You okay bro?"
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No Kikis no life.
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>>14645270
I would. I want to get her addicted to sex and when that alp's covered in cum with a blissful smile on her face and is no longer averse to dicks, I want to break the news to her that these sessions can get her pregnant now, what with her new anatomy.
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>>14645277
>I'm surprised at how nice her figure is
>MG
They're designed to be pretty much everything human women aren't, don't be. Also, she can probably literally burn fat.
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>>14645262
REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth

you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell
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>>14645291
Stop.
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>>14645295
>hatin' on blueberries

Well, fuck you too.
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>>14645285
I hope she gives me a kiss or a headpat to un-scare me at least,
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>>14645270
Emotionally dependent build-a-waifus sound pretty great. Deal with a few weeks to months of flatness and then you've got a sultry succuslut that's made to order and still likely shares a goodly number of interests.
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>>14645290
But they are Shoggoths, so there is life.

>>14645291
> break the news to her that these sessions can get her pregnant now, what with her new anatomy
It could be a new method to bully them actually and to make them going awawawa.
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>>14645271
>Hellpups
I wish this meme would just die it sounds like a fucking furry term.
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>>14645282
>You will never have a Hellhound mom who's nice and motherly as any other mom on your street.
>But when you watch some old VHS tapes you found in the attic you found she was actually once part of an infamous biker gang.
>Vandalizing property, getting into fights, assaulting people for calling her 'hot dog'.
>All until she met your saint of a father.
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>>14645272
They would be cuter if they weren't literally half a girl glued on top of a live crab.

Half underbody monster designs are fine, but cancers design feels so lazy.
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>>14645262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
>Theme song of Shoggoth sex
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>>14645304
Heckhound is the established scientific term, anyway.
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ah, that reminds me, the actual numbers of Jap. stories on KC's site:

Total 5284
Various 1015
Secret 101

Succubus 147
Dragon 116
Vampire 92
Inari 90
Lilim 88
Baphomet 86
Lizardman 68
Alp & Shirohebi 65
Youko 64

Also Satyros has 5 so far
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>>14645304
I bet you hate on Jinko cubs too, you heartless monster.
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>>14645304
"Canid lolis from the land of the beastgirl with three butts"
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>>14645303
>awawawa.

I'm not sure about that, Wendigos are losing ground on that quirk to other monsters and Alps already have a monopoly on "Kyaa".
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>>14645300
I want to play videogames with my new Alp onee san!
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>>14645313
>/mgg/ still doesn't have any stories of best goat
Come on, guys. I need my fix.
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>>14645304
And then anon was retard.
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I want a shoggoth to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to go insane from help the sound of her laughter and post stuff about helphaving a tiny penis on the inthelprnet!
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>>14645313
I wonder how many of those are actually worth reading.
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>>14645321
I'm still waiting to see what Bacchus is like. I hope KC draws the ultimate party goat soon.
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They're coming
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>>14645325
Just like ours, it would vary from person to person.
I doubt anyone here unanimously agrees on their favourite writer.
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>>14645320
Hopefully something other than Halo. I wonder if I can get them really salty playing Super Mario Bros U or Super Mario 3D World.
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>>14645332
No anon, they won't.
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>>14645313
Seems Succubi are always popular, not that surprising.
Happy to see that Satyros already have 5 stories.
>tfw no one will translate the jp stories or that still no one makes a Satyros story here
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>>14645332
The Titans?
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>>14645299
She's going to let you sit back against her when you get back home and start watching TV of playing videogames.

Jokes on you though, she already lets you do that.
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>>14645336
2017
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>>14645348
Still literally not happening.
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Chuuni Monster Girls!
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>>14645313
are these in japanese?
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>>14645327
He never draws the DL, her husband and the other deities so I guess that we will never see a Bacchus's art from KC.

>>14645334
How will you make someone salty when playing these mario games?
An alp imouto maybe, but how will you do this with an onee san?
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>>14645338
>Seems Succubi are always popular, not that surprising.
It also helps that they're the most generic and vanilla monster there is. It's the same reason vampire is in 3rd place and Inari is so high.

None of them really require any creative thought.
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>>14645351
A shit
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>>14645354
>He never draws the DL, her husband and the other deities
He once said that a book of deities is on his to do list, just very far in the future.
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>>14645354
>how will you do this with an onee san?

Oh shit you're right, she's going to make ME salty. I guess I'm gonna use the gamepad and try to kill her by blocking her path with those tap blocks. Or jump on her character's head to screw up her platforming. It's totally an accident, I swear!
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>>14645338
Like I said last thread >>14644204

Also don't forget all the official stories left untranslated

Francisca story never
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>>14645357
>>None of them really require any creative thought.
>he doesn't think a Vampire materializing from under a piece of cloth is cool
>he doesn't think a Vampires wing-cape is cool
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>>14645364
I'm ambivalent towards Ropers, but she was always my favorite of the Maidens.
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>>14645361
But they have a dark past!
Or it's not even their final form!
Or they've gotten much stronger since you last fought!
Or they have to protect the ones they love!
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>>14645325
It's probably best to start with those who are highest rated or have the most comments

for example: that alp one I posted a summery some times ago is the 3rd highest rated one and by the same author as the highest one

>>14645352
yes
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>>14645351
A cute.

Imagine her head on a matching normal pillow.
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>>14645338
I've been thinking of a Bacchus/Satyros story but as per usual, the exposition to the smut is what keeps me back. That and I write like early 20th century writers fuck.
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>>14645357
They were also some of the first ones too.

>>14645362
Oh ok then.

>>14645363
But she will go ara ara and spank you for your mean behaviour!

>>14645364
Yeah I guess I can still try

>spoiler
Sad. Why live?
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>>14645373
>yes

Mind dropping a link? I haven't visited these threads in a long while, but it might be interesting to read some smut if it's in japanese.
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>>14645366
I'm not calling them shit by any means, I'm actually a huge slut when it comes to vampires but tell me where the creative ability as a writer is needed to pump out a story about one. They've been done so often in so many forms of media that literally anyone who wants to write a story can do it because it's all been done before.
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>>14645381
>But she will go ara ara and spank you for your mean behaviour!

Fine, I give up on trying to bully her. I guess I'm just gonna have a good time playing video games with an alp onee-san.
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>>14645370
I want to suck on that dragon's toes.
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>>14645367
Good taste, she's one of my favorites too.
She was so nice, good thing she becomes a queen now.

>>14645383
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=search&genre2=1

>>14645378
Hope you finish it.
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>>14645295
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my shoggoth singing opera on her shoggoth speakers and giving me a blowjob at the same time! She's got time to do this stuff because the house basically cleans itself at this point.
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>>14645392
>http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=search&genre2=1

Thanks.
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>>14645338
>>14645364
have a rough TL of the titles and the 'blurb':

Feast of the dead drunk

Were a boy becomes lost and then gets lured in by the sound of a gentle Satyros' flute
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Bar [Baccanaria]

A man drows his sorrow of getting cheated on by a human girl with a Satyros overhearing him
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Drowning you

Some sort of joke collection like they might exist in the MGE world?
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My first drink

MC doesn't want to drink alcohol.
.... Or that was his plan at least
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The easy method to get men drunk

Be weary of booze and women
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>MAN
>MONSTER GIRL
>SEX
>MARRIAGE

the end
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>>14645415
What?
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well sice I don't understand japanese and finding a story using google web translator won't work I guess I'll just ask.

anyone got any good/fav storys they can link to?

any demon storys?
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>>14645415
Damn dude that was lewd as fuck I need to go fap now.
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>>14645413
Oh man, time to start learning moonrunes.
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>>14645415
MAN
WOMAN
SEX
CHILD

Not that much different in real life.
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>>14645415
Truly an unparalleled genius of our time, to summarize most monstergirl stories in only seven words!
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>>14645437
Turning that frown upside down is the best part.
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>>14645421
>any demon storys?
Still the same bunch I linked last time:
http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp
http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz
http://pastebin.com/kypxyCrn
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>>14645437
Go back to /pol/
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>>14645437
This is why Shogs are better than Kikis.

I bet Kikis support Sanders.
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>>14645402
You're welcome, nice succubutt.

>>14645413
>A man drows his sorrow of getting cheated on by a human girl with a Satyros overhearing him
Satyros are so perfect.
Thanks for the titles btw

>>14645415
Good ending.
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>>14645402
>>14645455
>You're welcome, nice succubutt.
But those are all dorfs
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Watch out for the Lillim! They will seduce you and then drop you like a bag of rocks! They do not love you!
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>>14645392
I haven't even started it because I don't know where to begin.
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>>14645468
Id like to see them try im planning on becoming a wizard.
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>>14645468
Paladin get out
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Why is blue skin so lovely? I wish so many artists didn't draw Shyvana with white skin.
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>>14645462
They are sluts with big butts, thus they are succubutts/succusluts!

>>14645468
I thought we start that shit only during weekends.

>>14645470
Hope you start it soon then.
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>>14645482
>using LoL to exemplify blue girls
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>>14645468
Liar!
Druella sama loves me!
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>>14645482
Reminded me of that greentext of someone explaining how furnace-like was Shyvana's vagina and how she's technically in heat at all times, someone has it?
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>>14645488
I make no guarantees with an already considerable backlog of story ideas that include, but are not limited to:
>Lovecraftian Lilim
>Diablo-sama and Paladin
>Some kind of Dark Matter story
>Some kind of Kraken/Mindflayer story
>Some kind of Manticore story
>Something something something Apophis and her husbando

>>14645501
Got you covered
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>>14645492
Single Blue Succubi in your area, looking for young heroes to corrupt!
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>>14645504
Thanks anon.
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>>14645492
But it has cute blue midgets and a decent dragon. Say what you want about the gameplay but it has some damn nice monster girls.
>>14645501
I know the one you mean That's sort of my head canon for MGE dragons and Hellhounds too.
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>>14645482
Because that's the skin color of the best onee san?

>>14645504
>Some kind of Dark Matter story
Could be great too.
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>>14645523
That might have something to do with it. I need a demon in my life badly.
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>>14644080
tee hee.
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>>14645532
We all need a MG in our life.
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>>14645338
The problem with them is they're just a bunch of sluts that act like frat dudebros. That's why they're not that popular.

>Baka Bacha Baka SISTERS FOREVER
>Bring us another barrel, initiates
>CHUG CHUG CHUG
>I'm totally in a band bro, check out this flute
>Musical roofies
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>>14645532
Would atheists bully demons?
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>>14645505

>monster girls enter our world, start living among us and become familiar with the internet.
>Ads for MG dating sites everywhere
>Ads on porn sites advise against masturbating and encourage you to seek out a MG
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>>14645563
It's all just succuvirus malware, anyway.
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>>14645566
Then I'll install Archangel Anti-virus, the helpful sentient program that keeps your computer clean and chaste. Making sure to block any of those unclean porn sites as well.
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>>14645544
What's so funny?
It's stupid.

>>14645546
>they're not that popular
They are maybe not as popular as an other recent MG like Vamp Mosquitos in the jp fanbase with their arts, but they still have already 5 stories.
It's already better than most MGs.

Except if you're talking here. Maybe the writers decide to finish other stories.

>>14645547
Why would they do that? They don't believe in gods, so thhe bullies would be more likey tobe religious people.

>>14645563
How would MGs dating sites work?
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>>14645582
>It's stupid.
Gee, how could something stupid possibly be funny?
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>>14645582
>How would MGs dating sites work?
Like normal dating sites, only more honest. Men would also get a lot more messages.
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>>14645582
>Except if you're talking here. Maybe the writers decide to finish other stories.

Since you were bemoaning nobody writing one here, then that would obviously be the reason I was giving, yes?
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>>14645582
MG dating sites would be like dating sites now, but male and female roles reversed and the MG's several magnitudes more desperate.
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>>14645593
>You think to yourself 'what the hell'
>Fill out your profile on a MG dating site listing your preferences and other basic info
>Within a couple of minutes you already have a dozen or so messages to read from MGs
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>>14645613
The true paradise.
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>>14645613
>'XXLTailpussy435' sends you a request.
>Check out her profile.
>Holy shit, there's no way that thing is real, it's fucking huge.
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>>14645622
But how many of them would be good?
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>>14645613
I wish someone would write a story/greentext about this.
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>>14645594
We didn't get Demons stories when they were just released anon.
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>>14645523
Don't encourage me, Anon.
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>>14645613
>You fill out the profile and press enter
>Within seconds you hear a loud 'Ping!'
>And then another 'Ping!'
>And another
>"Must be a slow day."
>You check
>Your mailbox is flooded with so many messages the system couldn't keep up so instead of multiple pings you only get 1 ping for every 100 messages
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>>14645613
No one would create a profile in a dating sim with only humans anymore.
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>>14645631
http://pastebin.com/vw4tKTGy
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>>14645613
>wading through 3 dozen variations of ay boy u wan sum fuk to find your heavy lifting Jinko waifu
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>>14645628
Who cares? the real goal is to realize how many of them are actually schliking while chatting with you.
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>>14645632
Because people had already been writing blueberry succubi and contract stories for ages. They weren't anything new really.
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>>14645643
>You later learn that this happens pretty much any male makes a profile on the site.
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>>14645652
They are still some ot the most popular we got but whatever.
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>>14645649
What if her profile is just dozens of pictures of her working out, showing off her body and drinking protein shakes as she boasts about her regimen?
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>>14645643
>Decide to meet a MG from the site IRL
>It's actually a human girl who lied and wants some dicks.
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>>14645662
Yes.
All that tells me is she needs some dick in her life.
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>>14645669
A human is fine too.
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>>14645671
But that will cut into her routine.
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>>14645669
This would make a fine topic for a tavern song.
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>>14645676
Sex IS a workout for/with her
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>>14645678
Will it give her gains or whatever it's called?
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>>14645682
Sex is more cardio than anything. You're not gonna get gains unless you're doing squats or using weights while fucking.
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>>14645669
I guess I have to go through with it. I'll still report her profile for lying.
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>>14645688
Cardio is good for the heart, it kills gains, but still good for your heart.
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>>14645669
Nothing a bit of black market ushi blood can't fix.
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*smacks lips* "Ayy yo where all duh humies at?"
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>>14645706
I'm here. I would love to breed a new tribe of orcs with her.
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>>14645706
Fuck you Orc, i still have nightmare involving pastries because of you.
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>>14645706
Scas Orc is cute.
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>Nibiru discovered
>qt Annunaki girls await
I can't wait to mingle with them like the summerians before us
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>>14645706
>>14645712
sheeeeit
musclegirls are my weakness
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>>14645714
>That image
Summerians were probably furfags judging by that image you posted, no wonder why the faggots went the way of the dodo.
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>>14645712
Do you have the pic of her in the shower? I have it on my computer but I'm on my phone right now.
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>>14645313
>Baphomet 86
Get on it you weebs
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>>14645717
You 'miring?
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>>14645351
I want to creampie Lala's neckpussy!
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>>14645721
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>>14645718
By that logic literally every civilisation was nothing but furfags. But we know this is not true, because the Greeks were actual fags instead.
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>>14645733
How many civilizations put actual animal heads on human bodies? and how many of them are already extinct?

Exactly.
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>>14645726
>implying I wouldn't go to monstergirl gyms and mire until I was dragged into the locker room
yes, I'm mirin. Musclegirls are love, this includes onis, ogres, orcs, Jinkos, minotaurs, and this elf.
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>>14645743
Her sense of humour.
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>>14645743
Her planet-wide canyon.

and braids.
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>>14645743
>Planet-wide canyon
Heh
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>>14645714
Were Monster Girls also created by aliens?
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>>14645745
If /fit/ is anything to go by, they'll be too busy ignoring you as they get swole.
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>>14645756
then I'll ask them to spot my lifts. Or if it's an Oni, I'll ask her if she wants to get a drink.
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>>14645760
>>14645745
http://pastebin.com/yxMUpfmd
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>>14645669
>Fill out your profile
>Dozen of messages
>One of the girl is a Familiar
>It's great because you like them
>She tells you how great is Sabbath and that she wants an Onii chan so much with multiple spelling mistakes
>There is a black mass tomorrow and she invites you
>You accept
>It's already tomorrow
>You go to the place
It's actually the police.
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>>14645762
>http://pastebin.com/yxMUpfmd
I remember this one well
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>>14645767
Yet another attempt at catching the serial-hugger has failed. They need to start using new methods.
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>>14645762
The sequel to this one was also hot.
Makes me wish TK did more with that muscle Kitsune and her dense instructor.
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>>14645775
Just make a profile about a lonely depressed human boy who lives in a cold house.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

Suddenly this, but with mgs.

Who forms your team?
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>>14645767
>490x480
I never knew there was a lower resolution version of that image.
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>>14645767
>It's actually the police.
>they're there for the black mass too
>in uniforms because fetishes
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>>14645351
Two humans born sisters, get turned into monsters at a young age.
One joins the church of eros as an apsara
The other joins the fallen church as a dark priestess.
The make themselves out to be holy warriors and have frequent 'battles' with one another that consist of little more than shouting cheesy attack names and posing.
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>>14645783
All because of TK and Latenight I had a dream/brain fart today of a guy in a gym with a Buffcubus and due to her nature as a sex demon, every time he closed his eyes he saw lewd visions of her.

Such as blowjob during bench presses. Letting him bury his face into her musky, sweat covered spats while doing squats. Or even riding his cock on an incumbent bike for "extra cardio" but it's easier to not pursue it because Tarrek was too /fit/ for these threads, that glorious bastard.
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>>14645492
Is this a girl from something or just a generic blue girl someone drew?
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>>14645833
Their husbands get coffee while they wait for them to finish.

Sometimes it takes hours.
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I want to jog past the Omega Mu Minotaur frat-house in tight, revealing sports clothes.

Maybe even do some stretches right where they can all see.
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>>14645846
Good shit man.
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>>14645847
She's classified as an "original"
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>>14645613
It may sound amazing but by god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiWk8VCGBOY
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>>14645862
>"Nice ass boy!"
>"Mmm, I wouldn't mind getting some of that dick."
>"Come on over hot stuff, I'll teach you how to 'milk the cow'."
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>>14645875
I'm going to report them for sexual harassment.
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>>14645871
>childbearing hips and childsnowpanthering breasts

Heh. I wish the pacing on this wasn't so breakneck though. It's just cut joke, cut joke, cut joke. There's no time to actually take it in.
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>>14645887
>Implying you can resist their sweet pecs.
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>>14645921
But I want to hang out with my fellow losers.
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>>14645926
What? Those loser Holsts at Beta Mu?

Pssh, why settle for those flabby girls when you can have a REAL cow?
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>>14645923
>Christmas Cake is the lowest
Fucking faggots. At least Onee-san is in 3rd place.
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>>14645923
Not surprised. Nazi monster girls when?
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>>14645923
We get a lot of /pol/ here for some strange reason. If traps weren't above cakes, then /pol would have almost uniformly good taste.
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>>14645923
>traps above imouto and CC

Irredeemable.
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>>14645926

'Revenge of the Nerds' just got a whole lot more entertaining in my mind...
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>>14645923
>CC not right after monstergirls
Shit taste
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>>14645923
>tfw I masturbate to all of those together
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>>14645923
Making America great again.
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>>14645940
I just need to know one thing. Do they still win by doing that fuck awesome song? If I was near my computer I would have embedded it here but I'm still on my phone.
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>>14645936
It doesn't specify which kind though.
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>>14645932
But i like hanging out with losers like me. I don't want to get dragged to some crowed party with shitty beer just because someone wants a chance at getting dick.
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>>14645950
Yeah, some reverse traps can be great, I suppose.
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>>14645950
Traps are guys that dress like girls. Reverse traps are girls that dress like guys.
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>>14645862
>>14645921
>Decide to graduate from your virginity
>Stop on your daily jog past Omega Mu while they're drinking their morning milk
>Grab your pants and rip them off while jogging in place, it's one of those faux suits
>You're in nothing but a red banana hammock covered in sweat
>Start doing a body weight routine, letting them get a sight of your considerable package
>They start to moo excitedly
>Squat down, that gluteal plane causing one of them to schlick furiously
>The moo'ing gets louder
>You get kidnapped by Omega Mu and are made to have snu-snu by the most beautiful mintaurs, then the large minotaurs, then the petite minotaurs, and then the large minotaurs again
>Your pelvis is a black and bruised mess when your frat mate comes up, his lip puckered up like the Oakleys wearing asshat he is
"Yo brah you crush some puss?"
>Pause for a moment, grin
"Caught them mirin'."
>Every time you jog by Omega Mu afterwards you're greeted by no less than three Minotaurs who want to drown you in their milk and affection
>Get huge gains and an even bigger dick
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>>14645923
>Christmas cake is last
Why
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>>14645862
I want to go to the MGCU gym and wear nothing but right under armor gear! I'm gonna show them what it means to actually lift!
And then I'm gonna announce when I'm going to hit the showers and see who follows me in them!
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>>14645959
>The petite Minotaurs

They're the best.
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>>14645959
>you're greeted by no less than three Minotaurs who want to drown you in their milk and affection
Lucky man.
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>>14645833
I cant decide if thats cute or embarrassing.
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>>14645967
Bullying material right there.
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>>14645934
There've maybe been two writefags I know of who've done fascist MGs, neither really went anywhere and one had a stupid transformation element over just straight up lovin'
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>>14645923
>>14645935
>/pol/ will never leave
I hate this place
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>>14645959
>Every now and then when the Minotaurs of Omega Mu go into heat they go around the campus looking for unclaimed freshman to 'slam some dick'.
>It's become a sort of tradition, like the running of the bulls, if the freshman can last until their estrus cycle ends they win paid tuition for their courses for a year.
>So far no man has won.
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>>14645982
You can take the the monster girl away from the pol but you can't take the pol away from the monster girl
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>>14645976
The kind where you hold their head and they swing their arms around trying to reach you?
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>>14645982
/pol/ is fine as long as they're not talking about Trump
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1000's of hot VIRGIN men near YOU!

Sign up now, it's free!
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>>14645986
>>14645986
>Minotaurs of Omega Mu being as big as Asterio or Cathyl
Fear, but also a boner.
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Remember to get cuddly with your Wolfus anon, it's cold out there.
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>>14645846
I recognize neither of those names, are they recent or am i just thick?
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>>14645990
Yeah, you know it.
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>>14645986
How long is the cycle?
can I use performance enhancing drugs like mino milk?

>>14645997
is there any other size of Minotaur?
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>>14645998
>Cold
I'm fucking melting, anon.
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>>14645923
Remember kids!
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>>14645998
Getting snuggly under the covers.
Nuzzling her nose with yours.
Softly breathing warm air into her ears, and feeling her breathe onto your neck.

These are all mandatory when cuddling wolfgirl waifus.
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>>14645997
Minotaurs are huge girls.
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>>14646013
Merchant detected.
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>>14645986
I think I'll go to the Apsara house party instead.

I was thinking of going to Satyros house but the college Kikis are still working on cleaning up the last party. Those poor Kikis.
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>>14643150
Hell Teacher Nube
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>>14645986
We need more Holsts desperate for a milking.
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>>14645986
>So far no man has won.

Well, to be fair, there was that one guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72OD9b1ABik
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>>14646020
Indeed
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>>14645932

I would rather hang out with a nerd girl Holstaur then a rude jock Minotaur.
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>>14645998
It's too cold out there, 200cc's of Yeti hugs are needed stat!
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>>14646013
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Wights make me lose control of my faculties

Normally I prefer loli and find the concept necrophilia unpleasant
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Yay, my copy of Cheshire arrived!

Also big fat squirrel tits.
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>>14646079
>Necrophilia
Nothin' wrong with a little dead lovin, when the dead can love you back.
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>>14646079
How do you feel about an Elin shaped Wight?
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>>14645934
Already familia
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>>14645998
That's a catgirl anon.
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>>14646097
Not him, but I'd rather a Lich with such specifications.
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>>14646079
MGE Undead aren't literal corpses though.
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>>14646097
Not him, but scale her up into a tall girl and she'd be 9/10. Larger breasts that still maintain the overall shape would be 10/10
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>>14646099
>G
>mean arachne bullying qt JOHJes
This is awful, we need to help them!
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>>14646084
Are you referring to that Tanabe Makoto doujin?
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>>14646097
I'd like to see this as well.
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>>14646103
I want angry monster girls to stop wasting my bullets.
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>>14646113
Yes, the newest one, with her and Ragna at a hot spring.
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What's a really unfortunate form of monstergirl? I think being a tauric Devil bug would suck
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>>14646120
Lovely. Soft sweaty squirrel titties are always welcome.
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>>14646127
Any tauric girl really
>literally no arse
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>>14646118
Make them un-angry then.
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>>14646131
I wonder if MGE Arachne have an extra butt like the ones from EMG.
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>>14646014
Absolutely sublime.
I definitely need it for this winter.
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>>14646133
My best bet right now is to dick them while they are still shooting those thing, wish me luck.
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>>14646131
>Non horse pussy horsepussy
I can't conceptualise this without it being full horsehead furry or some form of inferior Satyros.
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>>14646144
You seen Etotama?
Think the horse from that but with hooves.
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>>14646117
Why is she so shiny?
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>>14646131
>>literally no arse
What's wrong, anon? Not man enough to give your centaur waifu some ass worship?
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>>14646148
>Best horsepusy is cosplay pussy
Sounds right.
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>>14645923
Genuinely surprised me, but it makes sense I guess.
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>>14646149
Maybe her clothes are made of plastic?

Either way, she's a lewd girl.
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>>14646160
Get out of here with that piece of shit character that was ruined.
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>>14646097
Anything but elins being elin-shaped is steering close to meme territory.
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>>14646179
The writefag could always attempt to go back and re-do it.
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>>14646191
That'd be up to them tbqh but I only really like Nazi uniforms when they go on the purest girls with grade-A hair
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Uh-oh, your village has angered the local volcano goddess! You are the poor man who has been chosen to pay her tribute this time. What do you offer her in an attempt to appease her?
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>>14646199
>6 fingers
Doesn't help that it's also giantess.
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>>14646194
>Bayonet is bigger than the gun
This bothers me more than it should
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>>14646199
...I offer myself?
Giantesses, especially ones made of lava, are hard to buy for.
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>>14646205
She uses them more like gunblades for gun kata anyway. But yeah, I see your point. One of the maids is even more ridiculous with a fucking RPG launcher hidden inside of a broom.
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>>14646199
The tiniest shota I can kidnap, to take my place.
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>>14646199
The dark elf bandit that was captured the other day.
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>>14646202
>>14646206
>Making a big deal about the size
You know she could probably just shed mass to a assume a more comfortable size, right? Besides, it's probably not wise to point out flaws to a volcano god. She might be sensitive about it. Or, you know, burn your village down in a river of molten stone. Probably would depend on how mean you are about it.
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>>14646199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinkbnaBgIk
>Be born in Hawai'i
>White as a snowflake
>THIS FUCKING QUESTION POPS
I can safely say with little to no reservations that I'd gladly give myself up to be with Mother Pele and her Lava Golem MG persona.
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>>14646219
I wasn't explicitly complaining about her size.
I'm just making a statement that these kinds of entities are hard to buy for.
What kinds of things do volcano goddesses like?
Lava golem is great, though.
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>>14646199
>MORTAL INSECTS YOU DARE TRESPASS INTO MY DOMAIN? YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE PURGED IN LIVING FLAME
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Is it considered inappropriate to bring a bowl of raging mushrooms to the eros potluck?
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>>14646222
>Date a lava golem from Not!Hawai'i
>She wants to perform a dance for you
>Very sensual, slow dance
>Fluid body lets her really pop her hips
>Body heat slowly burns away her clothes
>Embers swirl around her as she dances, giving her an ethereal feel
By the time she finishes she's completely naked, breathing heavily, and extremely close to you
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>>14646225
>BUUUUUUUURN IN THE MAKER'S FIRE
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>>14646241
No but you have to make sure to feed them to all the cupids and apsaras.
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>>14646199
I wish I just had a buff Dragon instead to give tribute in gold and jewlery to.
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>>14646278
That chicks ugly to look at.
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>>14646257
Oh yes.
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>>14646278
Her proportions are just all kinds of off. She looks like someone slapped tits onto the Powerthirst guy. And the face looks weird.
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>>14646306
I want to snort gold dust off those abs.
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>>14646306
I wonder if Monorus intends to do any more with that Dragon.
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>>14646314
That's probably not quite how she envisioned you enjoying her body, but she might not object.
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>>14646322
You underestimate how perverse I can be with dragons. I would literally bathe in gold to become like a living statue and driving her avarice into overdrive, using the resilience fucking her has bequethed me to survive. Then, the rest is history involving dakimakura play, licking every groove of her muscled abdominals, feeling the sweltering heat of her dragonpussy and body beneath my cheek and the pitter-patter of her heartbeat when she feels my seed taking to one of her eggs!
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>>14646298
I love that comic.
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I want to be so perverted towards my waifu that she has no choice but to call me a sick fuck!
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>>14646366
I bet you're the Kobold daughteru fag, aren't you?
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>>14646338
Oh my, anon. That is quite perverse. And I love it.
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>Grow up in a border village, rebuilt after decades of the land having been barren
>Legends tell of a demon that had appeared, raining death and destruction before killing itself
>Only to return as a shining beacon of hope
>Have childhood friend, an Oneesan Valkyrie with burnt red hair who prefers to dress humbly so as "not to disturb" the peace
>The Fall of Lescatie happens, Order goes apeshit, ransacking and burning villages who so much as harbor monsters at all for revenge
>Valkyrie-neesan hears the horns before you do
>Carries you into your cottage and puts you beneath the bed, telling you that no matter what you hear or see, to wait until it's all over
>That she's going to come back for you, that she refuses to fail the young boy she perceives as the future Hero
>Watch in silence as she puts on her armor, it's nearly black with golden trims, unfurling an old standard
>It's a dark green flag with the emblem of her head on it
>Her weapon is an old spear, the yew wood seeming to symbiotically co-exist with the Elfen silver
>As she unfurls her grey wings, she takes flight, like a shooting star across the morning sky
>You can hear one collective voice calling out, the screams of horrified men echoing across the plains
RAZGRIZ, RAZGRIZ, RAZGRIZ
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>>14646373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU
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>>14646371
No you don't get it. I'd lick a blue dragon's horn to get high off the high-voltage love! Or use a Grey Dragon's talons to petrify my dick as a pillar of flesh to ensure her body begs to be impregnated! Or blow raspberries on the chubby Jabberwock! Or, the most without a doubt perverse thing any man can do for any MG Get on one knee, present her with a wedding band and ask her to be my bride! Followed by completely consensual sex that lasts for WEEKS on end until the entire cave we live in STINKS of the stuff!
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>>14646373
>>14646378
I want to destroy a falling space station weapons platform with my Valkyrie waifu.
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>>14646387
>>
Here's a few MG drawings: http://imgur.com/a/vlMI0
That nun has some FAT horns

puush(dot)me/Animewolf/Gallery a huge gallery full of high quality wolf and fox girl pictures
Trigger warning: I saw a some yuri and futa shit in there
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>>14646396
I've seen all of those before, anon.
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>>14646396
>Trigger warning
Are people actually saying this now? Even ironically?
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>>14646420
Considering what a bitch fit some people here can throw concerning those topics, I'd say it's appropriate.
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>>14646373
CUM HISTORIA!
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>>14646152
LEWD
HORSE
PANTSU
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>>14646387
You, good sir, are my niggest of niggers
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>>14646396
>Pictures of Ahri not involving sex and/or Sona
What devilry is this?
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>>14646396
>Trigger warning

Just because people here act like delicate and volatile Tumblrinas, it doesn't mean you should humour and enable them.
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>>14646459
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>>14646432
It also doubles as method of insulting them for being little bitches.
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>>14646477
Aku is just yandere for Jack
I'm sure that the new season they're making will end with the 2 of them getting together
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>>14646482
Now you're getting unnecessarily uppity about posting a gallery of images that have existed on the internet for a while.
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>>14646489
Unnecessarily uppity? I remember a time when people didn't throw bitchfits the moment they saw something they didn't like. I'd say mocking people who are guilty of this is entirely necessary.
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>>14646493
No really, your putting a gallery full of stuff that people have already seen before on a rather large pedestal.
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What monstergirl lolis look the best with big butts?
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>>14646498
I don't think the gallery posted there is the centre of this topic at all. Rather, it's the reaction people have to content which a select few have trained the thread to react extremely hostilely towards.
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>>14646501
Any woman that doesn't have a big butt isn't a woman.
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>>14646501
This is one of the hardest question in existence

We need a team of experts along with 6 month of intensive studies to obtain a clear answer
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>>14646501
All of them. But especially foxgirl lolis.
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>>14646521
>But especially foxgirl lolis.
Shame that fat-bottomed foxlolis are so uncommon.
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>>14646501
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>>14646560
Yes isn't descriptive enough.
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>>14646472
>>14646432
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>>14646539
Is that what they're teaching kids these days?
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>tfw getting too horny to finish this smut
Every. Time.
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>>14646589
Same
Personally, I've been trying hard to focus on writing so I can actually finish one of these ideas
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>>14646579
Spats are NOT underwear.
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>>14646589
Let me guess
>Hmm, what can I do for this sex scene?
>I know, I'll jus twrite my fetishes!
>I need to be really descriptive, too.
>Alright, this is going good.
>Fuck, it's too good. I'm hard now.
>Just gotta power through.
>Shit, this is uncofortable.
>Nope, can't do it. Gotta fap now.
>And that's why Anon can never finish a story
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>>14646601
I've been able to get through it in the past because I've been doing greentexts so there's pressure there. I really don't want to put it off anymore...
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>>14646599
If spats aren't underwear then why does my dick touch them so often?
Checkmate theists
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>>14646599
If she wears it as well as that, I don't mind what she uses as underwear.
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>>14646589
I'm too critical of my own writing to get off on it, fortunately/unfortunately.
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So, who's going to be translate that cheshire doujin now that we have it in moon?
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So yeah, Amazons are cute.
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>>14646601
Joke's on you, I can't write smut so i don't have that problem.
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>>14646703
I want to get complimented and cuddled by one.
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>>14646487
>new season
I'm going to need you to stop fucking with me. Like, immediately. It's not right.
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I want to see a space jam basketball game between paladins and monster grills.
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>>14646712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
It's real.
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>>14646712
I think you should do some looking up. It's clear this piece of news slipped you by somehow.
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>>14646712
>He doesn't know
What rock have you been living under, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
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>>14646703
Dont let them hear you say that. They insist they are TOUGH and STRONG and COOL, not cute.
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>>14646719
>>14646724
>>14646726
Never before have I been this happy to be a Slowpoke. If I catch wind of more Megas too I might actually die.
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>>14646728
But they're cute to their husbands.
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So, uh, yandere monstergirls?
How crazy do you like 'em?
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>>14646703
That they are.
I can imagine them rescuing some poor man lost and sick in the jungle.
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>>14646734
Funny you should mention that...
Nah, I'm just messing with you. That'd be great, though.
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>>14646741
What are you plotting anon?
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>>14646741
Clever and manipulative with a cold facade.
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>>14646716
I want to become a Paladin and do manly Paladin things. Things like helping old ladies across the street, and getting cats/catgirls out of trees. And then I want to go home to my Kitsune waifu and have cuddling sex with my helmet on.
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>>14646757
>Werekittens stuck in trees
Probably the most adorable thing to a parent, unless they're really high up then it's terrifying until the wife gets home.
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>>14646741
Not too crazy. I don't want them thinking about touching my family.
Like, the yandere goddess that was discussed last thread is a mile over the line for me.
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>>14646749
I wish her chest was a little smaller so I could see farther down her shirt. That pose drives me fucking nuts.
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>>14646735
An amazoness only allows her husband to call her cute, and only on special occasions. You wouldn't be one of those people to call her cute and tell her you love her in the middle of mating to watch her blush would you?
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>>14646776
Yes.
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I like weapons
I like monster girls with weapons
I like that that I can get a harem of weapon using monster girls
I like that there are at leas 3 variants of soldier beetle for weapon variety.
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Another wife picture.
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>>14646741
Gentle and warm, but also extremely effective.
People look at her and all they see is the definition and shining example of the perfect wife, not knowing that she has detailed plans for how to eliminate anyone and everyone should she ever consider them a threat to me or her.
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>>14646749
How to touch that fluffy tail, for the most part.
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>>14646794
kinda wonky, but the colors are nice
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>>14646795
>she has detailed plans for how to eliminate anyone and everyone should she ever consider them a threat to me or her.
Is your waifu Batman or just a werebat?
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its 3 am in london
the would most spastic care alarm is going mental outside my house.
times like these i really need fuckin weresheep wool
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>>14646801
Billionaire superhero only when the moon is full, regular humangirl the rest of the time.
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>>14646741
Not "lel so crazy", but willing to do some pretty unethical stuff and assertive enough to not let their love walk all over them.
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>>14646749
Smut. It was fun writing last thread.
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>>14646802
I don't know what's worse, your grammar or your timekeeping.

It's 4am in England, my man.
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>>14646801
A Kikimora.
No one ever suspects the maid until the piano wire's around their throat.
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>>14646802
>>14646811
>Its actually 4AM and I cant spell for shit
I want to sleep so fucking badly
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>>14646796
Are you a mofu addict anon? Do you want to touch those fluffy tails all day long, and make little mofu babies with it? Are you spiraling into your own degeneracy anon?
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>>14646821
Absolutely. Now give help me feed this addiction dammit.
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>>14646757
>Become a knight
>Put most of your EXP into Strength and Vitality stats
>Become huge
>Your cute kitsune wife is barely even 5' 6, and looks about as dainty as a flower
>With your huge knightly arms, you can pretty much just lift her off the ground while she sits on your bicep
>More than once, friends have asked you just how you manage your nights together with your wife, without actually injuring her between the legs
>What you don't tell them is that your sex is slow and gentle seated lotus, with you hugging her like a muscly coco while she moans happily into your chest
>Being a knight is great
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>>14646776
>amazoness's have sex in public alot
>realize that intimacy is probably as lewd for them as we joke about
>you could bring that shit to a halt by looking into their eyes the whole time/whispering their name in their ear and so on
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>>14646821
Holy hell those tails are fluffy. Wanna push her down into them and use the as a bed and blanket to wrap her up in.
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>>14646837
That's a tiny fox.
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>>14646851
5'6" is at or (well) above average human height for a good portion of the world. Standing next to a swole paladin just makes everything else look tiny by comparison.
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>>14646849
>Molesting a fox with her own fluff
A-Anon! That's too much!
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>>14646868
>Being a manlet
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>>14646766
>YFW the wife get stuck in the tree too
Buy a fire truck, you might need one.
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>>14646868
Oh boy, you've woken /fit/ up now.
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>>14646874
I forget to put a "female" before "human," but my point stands.

Sorry for putting a few points into DEX and INT, you gorilla.
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>>14646878
Crap, they'll bring denial alps with them, kyaa-ing and asking us to help them spot "half my normal lift! Haha..."
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>>14646875
Dear god, you're right. But all the family cuddle time afterwards to calm them both down would be great.
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>>14646851
>>14646874
5'6" is actually tall for the average woman.
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>>14646891
But is it tall for the average Alp from /fit
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>>14646882
>>14646851
Actually, more relevantly: average Japanese manlet height is 5'7.5". Average Japanese womanlet height is 5'2". Kitsune are from Not!Japan. That fox is actually pretty damn tall. If her husband was much less physical she'd probably be carrying him around and calling him her princess.

>>14646904
>More than half of /fit/ alps when The Happening comes
>They bitch more about their loss of gains than their loss of penis
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>>14646908
How about a 7 ft fox and a 5'7.5" anon?
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>>14646908
B-but I'm white!
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>>14646888
Don't worry, I'm here now, and I'm going to make all of those alps sweat until it pools in the dimples of their butts!
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>>14646918
But she'd already have the HUEG mindset and enough magical muscle to back it up. Get swole or get princessed.
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>>14646915
>Not giving the 7ft fox to a 6'6'' guy used to being the tallest person his whole life to suddenly make him feel tiny and awkward

The manlet would sooner see it as an average day and not react at all in any way

please I need that fox ;_;
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>>14646931
She'll feel awkward about having to bend down to kiss you.
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>>14646927
fug

Can't I just ask her nicely to stay nice a small for me?
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>>14646757
Help lost wendigo
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>>14646870
I say it's not enough.

In fact, I'm going to take that fox, and all nine of those tails, and carry her to bed. Then I'm going to wrap her up in a thick quilt like she's a kitsune dumpling, making sure that her tails are wrapped around her like a middle layer of comfort.
After all that, only her head will be left peeking out from the cozy ball she's curled up in. Just perfect for cuddling and ear-nibbling to sleep.
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>>14646954
Living in the frozen wasteland of Canada, I'll probably spend a lot of my time doing this.
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>>14646955
She's not going to be amused, anon.
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>>14646953
YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN YOUR OPTIONS, HUMAN. WILL YOU LIFT, OR WILL YOU BE LIFTED?
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>>14646967
Well, too bad. She's a kitsune dumpling daki now, and she's going to help me get eight hours of sleep.
Besides, I'm sure she'll start to enjoy it soon.
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Wait, guys. Why is Ray Romano not generating more discussion here? Is it all in the /a/ thread or are the girls just too cosplay?
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oh, it's fox hour?
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>>14646943

>She'll feel awkward about having to bend down to kiss you.

Congrats, Anon, now you know how it feels...
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>>14646971
>9 tails
>Burnt down the entire city behind her
>Giving me a crazed look with another fireball in her hand
I am not of rational mind to make a decision at the moment.
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>>14646981
I like their ear design. It's a good way to get around the uncanny valley of having two sets of ears or nothing on the side of their head.
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>>14646971
Obviously, I shall lift.
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>>14646990
Yeah, it's quite easy to adapt ears to the human skeletal and muscular structure that way too, if you want to do some fantasy anatomy designs.
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>>14646990
>I like their ear design
And then there's Touka. Cute as a button, but what in the everloving fuck?
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>>14646971
She looks like she has really cute feet.
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I want to spank a loli fox!
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>>14646982
It's Fox Hour whenever it needs to be Fox Hour.

I really should write that cute little story about a kitsune shrine maiden at some point.
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>>14646988
I wouldn't know. Why do you want a tall fox anyway?
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>>14647004
I can't explain it either, but I give it a pass because she's cute enough.
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>>14647004
Does she just not have ears?
Because there's no way those things could help capture sounds.
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>>14647017
Whe wouldn't be the first creature to skip that whole "external ear" thing. Some species of dog also have pretty retarded ears for actually hearing too, but they still do okay.

If they weren't so horrifyingly moe I think Touka's head wings might actually disturb me. I mean, how do they even work? Who made them, and what did they make them for? Is using a pillow uncomfortable? Are they still sensitive to nibbles? If I do nibble them will they smack me in the face? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.
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>>14646989
Extreme arousal does make sound decision making difficult indeed.
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Reminder that Reptilians run the Illuminati and that every time you meme about bonnet tipping Lizards you're being part of their charade.
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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
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I finally caught me a were-rabbit, now what?
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>>14647072
You make her play parlor games with you.
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>>14647050
It's more like the "Fear" and "Boner" parts of the fearboner are having an intense tug of war in telling the legs which direction to run in.

>FUCK HER
>That fireball could be for me!
>FUCK. HER.
>She could hurt everyone close to me!
>ENGAGE REPRODUCTION
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>>14647072
Get her to become your maid in return for letting her keep her life.
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>>14647072
Gentle headpats until she's thumping for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsXpmR0DQo
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>>14647071
For how few there are, this guy can draw some nice Succubi.
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>>14647072
This going to be like that time you tried to rape an elf but her ears were actually just glued on, isn't? You've gotta pay more attention, friend.

>>14647081
Isn't that how fearboners always work? That picture is a spectacular example, but still.
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>>14647072
wait, there's your problem, you caught yourself an idol, not a were-rabbit, though it is a bunny idol. Here on /jp/ mistakes like this happen from time to time.
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>>14647092
I'd like to think that "fear" would have a stronger influence in this example.
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I want a Tanuki to discreetly pay for an accident that paralyzes me from the waist down, rendering my legs useless, then marry me now that I can no longer work so that I'm completely dependent on her and extremely depressed about my legs, and I'll never know that it was her doing. However, every time that she catches me crying she'll think back about her methods and feel terrible and then walk over to make me promise that I truly love her to which I won't be sure but I'll tell her anyway.
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>>14647098
Never underestimate the power of the dick. Not even when it's yours; they're always traitorous bastards.

At the same time though, she does look like a good lay, and just imagine the daughters!
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>>14647102
She certainly does. Miniature versions of her sounds like a handful, but the hyperactive bundles of fluff would all be worth it.
Now, if only she would put down the fireball so I could approach her without my heart leaping out of my chest.
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>>14647099
That's your prerogative, I just want to play wargames with a tanuki.
All the wargames and stupid opinions ever.
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>>14647117
I would love playing wargames with a tanuki be it WFB, 40k, Warmachine, or X-wing
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>>14645349
Trying to deny it so much just blows your cover.
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>>14647145
Your taste in wargames is terrible.

Accountanttech masterrace
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>>14647156
Never played MechWarrior
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So how do you take a Dragon's virginity?
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>>14647145
The numbers games would continue at least.
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>>14647156
What's your rag then?
>>14647159
Carefully.
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>>14647159
Look for the hole in her scales, then penetrate it with your trusty shaft
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>>14647157
It's old school, less hit points and special abilities and more Megas XLR meets the War of the Roses.
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>>14646699
RSanon says he will translate it if nobody else does. I think he should just do it.
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>>14647167
You mean I should poke my turgid tallywacker through the Gates of her Babylon?
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>>14647170
Nice
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>>14647156
I've got an old MechWarrior box, the one with the grey plastic hexagons, but I never had a friend to play it with.
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>>14647008
Only if they've been bad.
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>>14647179
A silver-haired tanuki would play it with you and cackle as she sets the map on fire to cover her advance under the clouds of smoke.
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>>14647159
Very roughly
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>>14647192
I'm going to be angry at the silver-haired tanuki! I only have one map! I'm going to hit the tanuki on the nose with a newspaper! She's going to know that I'm angry because she's destroying something irreplacable to me! That smugness is going to melt away when she realizes that she's taken the joke too far and that she's legitimately putting our friendship at risk!
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>>14647165
>>14647193
Let's you and him fight!
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>>14647202
Ret dem fight!
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>>14647113
>approach her without my heart leaping out of my chest.
That's all part of the fun. Try not to be too alarmed when she pounces once you're within grappling distance.
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>>14647206
The arrogance of man is in thinking turgid tallywacker is in our control, and not the other way around.
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>>14647201
>Being so into the game you can't tell the difference between fire and smoke markers on a gameboard and a real conflaguration

You gonna get snusnued, hard.
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I'd rather have a trio of kitsune!
A black haired one that'll be bottom heavy, a golden haired one that'll be busty, and a white haired one that'll be muscled.
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>>14647174
Pillage her horde and leave it filled with your white gold instead.
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>>14647219
sorry there's only two and a raccoon.
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>>14647230
Equially fine.
I hope they're ready to be pampered.
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>>14647230
>Sorry there's only two and a raccoon, and they're all busty.
Even the racoon?
>ESPECIALLY THE RACOON!

Why are open robes so OOMPH, anyway? I want to destroy all three.
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>>14647219
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>>14647244
A lovely picture but I only see two of them.
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>>14645923
So you were the one who made that thread.
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>>14647246

Look out the window.
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>>14647246
Other one's under the sheets.
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>>14647250
Well that there is.
They still don't meet the description though.

What do you want me to do? Use magic, potions, and a variety of food stuffs to get them into the shapes I want?
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>>14647230
I want to visit the Mofu Club.
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>>14647256
All you need is some holst milk and a proper training regimen. You wouldn't want to fill your foxes with a bunch of artificial garbage, would you?
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>>14647266
But then I've just got a bunch of oppai loli foxes bouncing around my house and that, while great, isn't going to give them a fox fanny I can fondle.
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>due to cosmic reasoning beyond your understanding the chief god has taken a liking to you
>more than a liking
>if you know what I mean
>you would expect that shit to come with superpowers or mild divinity
>nope
>not even a single ounce of holy energy was granted to you
>all the responsibilities of dating a goddess with none of the benefits
>so business as usual

>"Hey Anon, do you know what day it is today?"
>fuck
>it's going to be something important
>1.it's your anniversary
>2.it's sunday
>3.it's an important order holiday
>fuck fuck fuck
>pray to the gods
>3 it is
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>>14647269
That's why you make the black-haired one do her squatz, have the white one lift and then put back down EVERYTHING and you give the golden one frequent chest massages. Honestly, it's like you aren't even trying. It's like you aren't even trying to make good use of the blank canvases presented to you, you should be ashamed.
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>>14647278
If I grope the black one's rear, will it get bigger?
Will minomilk help the white one fitter?
How big is too big for oppai foxes?
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Story about a human male molesting sweet, innocent Monster Girls?
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>>14647290
We have that but instead of molesting he's sniffing them. It's disgusting I tell you.
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>>14647287
>If I grope the black one's rear, will it get bigger?
I believe swatting is the preferred technique for booty enhancement, but yes.

>Will minomilk help the white one fitter?
It'd be the better option, but they you need to buy two types of milk.

>How big is too big for oppai foxes?
Opinions! I like to stay somewhere around the size of my head, personally. They aren't so big it'd be impossible for her to walk and on a frame that small they'd still look huge. Well, I guess proportionately they would be. Maybe scale down to the size of her head if the loli is small enough.
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>>14647293
No I mean a real story, not a shitty meme that Alp can't let go.
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>>14647294
Ok, so I need to grope the black one till she is forever doomed to wear skirts/yoga pants, get the white one mino milk for maximum gains, and keeping going with the gold one until she starts having trouble walking.

Got it.
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>>14647300
I would be proud to call you my nigga.

Also, milk is amazing, goddamn.
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>>14647303
It is, I have a glass of the stuff every day.

And that trio is going to be lovely.

Tail brushing, ear molesting, and impregnation is going to soon follow
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I want a petite Lesser Weasel waifu jealous of raiju and their electric powers! I want to dress her in cute things and tell her she's beautiful even if she isn't as curving or electrifying as the other girls!

I want to shoot embarrassing video of her playing with a ball larger than she is too!
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I want to be molested on a train by ara ara cakes!
I want to be blackmailed to have sex with my monster girl teacher!
I want to be act like a shitty brat to some loser monstergirl and be raped when she finally vents out her anger!
I want to be raped in public!
I want to be date-raped!
I want to be drugged out in aphrosidacs, becoming a whore or a sex slave to some monster girls!
I want to blue ovarie a kiki until she rapes me in my sleep!
I want to be stalked by a yandere nerd tengu!
I want to be a mindbroken, loyal and cute househusband!
I want to be loved by a yandere goddess
I want to cumflate a monstergirl!
I want to make a monstergirl my sexslave!
I want to make a girl ahegao until she becomes mine
I want to make lesbians straight with the power of dick
I want to face fuck a monstergirl
I want to rape a monstergirl
I want to grope a monstergirl!
I want to do a facial on a monstergirl!
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I want to sleep soundly as the next door neighbor Oomukade sneaks across my ceiling, thinking of how she's going to ravage me!
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>>14647322
I want to sexually tease a loser monstergirl!
I want to see her flustered face when I "accidentally" drop my towels in front of her!
I want to blue ovarie a loser monstergirl!
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>>14647322
Does she have the guts?
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>>14647332
Oh I hope so! That way I wake up with her venom coursing through my veins, her eyes wild as she makes me enter her!
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I want to be wrapped up in a Kejourou's hair and be used as her daki.
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I want to watch my Monster Girl childhood friend's heart break as my girlfriend makes a mocking gesture at her from behind my back, leaving her to imagine how we are going to have sex and masturbate alone in the house next door!
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>>14647338
But she might chicken out and masturbate over your face again.
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>>14647342
No wonder I keep waking up with my pillow soaked...If she does it again, I'll pretend to sleep! Would that be good?
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>>14647340
Do you pretend to be oblivious of her feelings talking about your girlfriend even when the two of you are alone?
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>>14647349
If you want to remain unraped.
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>>14647353
I want her to rape me until my mindbreaks, thinking only of her legs skittering all over me!
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>>14647349
You would be too horny to sleep!
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>>14647351
Of course! When she says " Well I don't like the way she's treating you. Girls shouldn't hit boys, you know. " I say " But that's what's so exciting about her! "
and when she says " I can think of someone who'd love to go out with you. She lives nearby too. " I say " Oh, is she a [polar opposite of childhood friend]? I'm really into those. "
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>>14647357
Then open your eyes and pretend to be scared, and tell her you wold never love a thing like her.
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>>14647369
Whoa...don't hurt the Oomukade like that!
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>>14647371
You just have to make her think she needs to rape you.
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>>14647376
But what if it tips her already feeble mental state over and she loses her mind?!
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This thread is sorely lacking in writefaggotry.
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That's the point. She becomes so distraught that she rapes you.