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Tiny baby bonnets.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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First for the natural order.
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Last thread died so quickly, so I hope no one minds me reposting this.

Here's a zip file which contains the other Snibako Wock picture from before, the full resolutions, and the nude version.

Hope you guys enjoy!

my.mixtape.moe/fucojy.zip
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>>14615209
Why are baphomet not allowed? That's racist and ageist you pedophobe!
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x is best girl
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>>14615224
based
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scales are love
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Maids are olev.
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>>14615221
So the rules of nature huh?
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Wanna tie up mice

Gonna tie up mice
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>>14615241
>rules of nature

Now I'm just imagining an alp suplexing a manticore while I'm saying "Yes. Horosho. Very good."
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Give her the B
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>>14615236
Need more yanderes
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I want to shave a satyros' legs, then lock her outside without giving her any pants! Or booze!
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As long as reposts are happening, here's Falling Leaves Chapter 9.2 in case anyone scans the first few posts of this thread later.

http://pastebin.com/sy51WzcQ

And now I have a headache. Goodnight.
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>>14615255
hidoi
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Sometimes i like to imagine Miia and I married and living in a nice quiet town, on a block with other waifufags
I like to think about Miia and Jabberwock talking over coffee about how much I like snake hugs, and how much WockFag likes his wing cocoons.

Having a little mini Gazer and a Tiny Wock running around my house on a play date with my sneklett

All of us going on a group date and playing couples board games after.



I just want a married life with Miia

and friends
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>>14615252
Agreed
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>>14615224
Again, wunderbar.
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Let's say Hoof Pussy Kingdom takes over the remainder of Human Pussy Kingdoms before Undead Pussy Kingdom has a chance to do it themselves.

What Hoof Pussy girl would you want to be with?

Reminder Hoof Pussy Kingdom means any fine lady with Hooves barring demonic shit like Baphomets.

>tfw you make a post right at the end of a thread
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>>14615252
>tfw
>this thread needs more yanderes
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>>14615277
Nightmare I guess, she can invade my dreams where she can be something other than a horse pussy.

Also she gets along with the other waifu well enough to get really bad fanart of them both together.
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>>14615277
Holstaur>satyros>weresheep>minotaur>nightmare>bicorn>unicorn>shit>human women>vanilla centaur>baphomet

Fite me.
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>>14615277
Holstaur or Minotaur.

Wouldn't mind a Satyros, though.
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Advisor Kiki reminds you to headpat your maid today.

I really miss maid central anon.
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>>14615285
Why pick a horse pussy when you could choose any of the others?
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>tfw no soft, mofu family to oil up and have slippery cuddles with
Sad day. Sad anon.
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>>14615294
Kikis are cute. CUTE
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>>14615297
I skimmed through his post again and didn't see that he replaced "Horse pussy" with "Hoof pussy".

On second thought I'm choosing a Holstaur, because I think it's amusing to share a cow with an alp that has a milk addiction and having her titties drained so dry that they shrink to A-cups.
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>>14615294
She's getting all my headpats and all my snacks
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>>14615266
I'm going to teach your sneklett how to build motion sensors and other devices she can use to do secret things behind her parents' backs, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I want to enter a loving long term monogamous relationship with Druella!
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>>14615301
These foxes are making me want to commit a crime.
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>>14615277
Satyros is the only 10/10 hoof pussy waifu, so her.
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>>14615301
>>14615323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL54tqqWZg

>MFW imagining sliding up and down on the fox-mom while covered in oil
>Until you're both panting and heaving messes
>MFW the slippery cuddle sex as her sinfully soft pussy tugs at you
>MFW the daughteru slipping and sliding up and down your back, whispering lewd things into your ears
>Until you just fucking DESTROY both of their pussies
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>KC writes constantly about how the MGEverse is mindbreak only
>the cheshire doujin is mindbreak garbage again
>swears up and down that people who hate the setting for being mindbreak garbage have it all wrong and "it's an exaggeration"

What is it with him? Just be out and honest with yourself about your terrible setting dude, there's a reason why people hate it and that's why.
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>>14615342
>nips in charge of being honest
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>>14615314
I could put my penis in your butt. That would solve some things.
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>>14615342
Who cares, the girls are cute and the doujin was nice.
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>>14615342
I'd bet my hat that KC would tell you that "it's only mindbreak if you want it to be" if you asked him.
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>>14615346
>nice
Let's not go crazy here. It was ok at best.
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I want a bicorn to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to bring the rest of the harem over to get a good laugh too!
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>>14615355
>harem

So they laugh at your penis and indulge in it anyways?

Did they all want a tiny penis all along? This is becoming Shamalamadingdong tier.
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>>14615345
You may try; success is not guaranteed.
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>>14615344
If he was just being coy then whatever, I don't really care, it's his setting, his rules. It's him being defensive to the point of outright saying gaijins have it all wrong about his setting being mindbreak sex-only, which trespasses into lying.

>>14615346
Besides what >>14615354 said, too mean to the MC who just wanted to go home after taking a bad turn, especially when he was nice to the cheshire. I can't self-insert like that.
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>>14615361
What if he's a shota? It'd make sense then. Kind of.
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>>14615335
Oh baby
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>>14615266
I couldn't agree more sir, who wouldn't want a nice simple life with the one person they love most. I personally would want that as well, a nice simple life spent with my lover. I hope I find her one day and thanks to miia, jabberwock, and gazer; I'm inspired, hopeful and determined to find her one day at a time.
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>>14615363
Is that from the daki?
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>>14615361
>Shamalamadingdong movies in MGC
>cuddled against your waifu while watching sexy versions of The Sixth Sense and Signs
I want this
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>>14615294
You deserve headpats yourself, y'know. Always there with the right thing to say and all that.

That's quite a bit of a backlog that anon has. Though it has been a while since the last one...
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>>14615364
Is it really lying if you believe your own bullshit?
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>>14615355
Just alp already so I can laugh at your flat chest
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>>14615279
I want yandere musclegirls, motherus, and onee-sans.
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I want a footjob from a Salamander!
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>>14615372
Aye, it is.
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>>14615383
Speaking of Anubis. Shortstack pygmy Anubis when?
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>>14615354
>Every wonderland girl getting fucked
>Silly Cheshire faces and dicking
It's everything I expected and more, if anything nice is an understatement.
>>14615364
>I can't self-insert like that.
It's not really that kind of doujin. There's multiple monster girls getting fucked by different guys.
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>>14615382
same
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>>14615379
same
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>>14615377
I'll be honest, I have no idea how he manages that when he exclusively draws AND writes about stuff featuring them locked into sex-only and unable to do literally anything else. Not even so much as doing typical housewife things like cooking or cleaning, just animalistic sex whenever, wherever.

>>14615394
I don't how that should stop me from self-inserting to the guy getting fucked by cheshire, or even potentially one of the guys who wasn't (as) brutally femdommed, but nope, they were all the same.

And people claim KC cares about maledom. I remember when people here were insisting that the cowgirl-only comment was wrong.
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>>14615379
Yeah well, I can't help you there friend. I know nothing of yanderes and how to write them. Ask Seafoam or LDR.
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>>14615266
It'd be the comfiest, and especially wonderful to see the cute little daughterus all grow up together as best friends.

I wanna make them snacks when they have a sleep over and watch horror movies that are too scary for their young selves.

>>14615371
Just remember, you don't find your waifu. Your waifu will find you. You'll know when she's there.
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>>14615404
>Seafoam or LDR
I don't think those two have ever written yanderes.
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>>14615402
>unable to do literally anything else.
Not completely true. Mostly true, and that's the stuff everyone actually cares about, but not completely so.
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>>14615389
Who knows. Maybe I could write more lewd things about the spacefaring pygmy anubis tonight, when I'm done with work.
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>>14615402
>brutally femdommed
>brutally
Slow down there MGU, lets not blow things out of proportion.
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>>14615407
LDR has a light yandere Succubus story iirc, and since Yanon/YBA are dead there really isn't anybody left outside of mofufag with that weird fox
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>>14615411
Yananon appeared here during halloween.
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>>14615408
Okay, fine, Cheshire didn't actually exclusively fuck the guy, she did walk around with him for a couple minutes before resuming her sex marathon with him.

>>14615410
Okay, it's pretty excessively rough. Not 'brutal'. That nice and specific enough for you?
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>>14615405
Thanks for the advice, I make sure to keep on the lookout for her when she comes to me. In the meantime, I'll keep bettering myself, my life and waiting patiently for her to arrive.
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>>14615224
I prefer them wrapped around, clinging to the girl's wet curves, but all the same, a girl fresh out of the wash drying up with a towel is so very, very much my fetish. Lovely work.
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>>14615297
Nightmare a best though.

Liches lovely too.
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I saved a thing last thread cause I liked reading it. So here's a screencap.
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>>14615407
Well, there were those shirohebi and the echidna in MoM is some kind of yanderape--er, yangire type deal if that counts.
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>>14615437
If you save stories, do you have that greentext about the nerdy Egyptian history club Anubis who just used it to schlick all the time?
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>>14615418
I was talking more about the world guides; KC does do more than SEX SEX SEX. There's also brief mention of such things in some profiles, but again no one actually pays much attention to that and it seems like the profile stuff tends to loop right around back to coitus anyway.
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>>14615445
Not him, but is this the one? I've got quite a few screencaps saved too.
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>>14615450
His world guides gave me the impression that only the more poor, lackadaisical, or bestial monsters fuck all day.
The smarter ones make life incredibly lewd and have a lot of free time, but have higher purpose.
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>>14615450
Oh. Yeah. I meant more relative to the monster girls themselves, I know he does write about things like "oh the paladins who try (and continuously fail) to kill off these literal world-enders are so evil because girls just wanna have fun".
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>>14615461
>Medusa
>Romans

IMMERSION FUCKING RUINED.
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>>14615454
Yes, thank you.
The bit where Anon interrupts her masturbation does things for me. I can just see the expression and hear that dismayed exclamation.
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>>14615437
>Someone screencapped that
I'm honestly flattered.
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Pizza The Hutt sends her regards smuggler.
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>>14615487
Can i have a pizza?
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>>14615217
>tfw no combat kiki
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>>14615487
I could really go for a jalapeño and pepperoni pizza right now
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>>14615503
Here, have a combat Kiki.

Remember to reassure daily that you love her or she might go and claim your enemies' lives in order to win your favor.
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I love the faces meme cat makes.
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>>14615503
>>14615503
Battle Maid Kikimoras when
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>>14615505
Man I'm just gonna--
>all local pizza joints are closed
Fuck everything.
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>>14615469
Sorry, I'm le newfag. I dunno how that stuff works, I just saw some posts from the last thread I liked and saved them and re posted them here
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>>14615512
Christ, just lurk for 6 months and stop being a retard.
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>>14615507
>Try to do lewd things to her
>She headlocks me with her legs while having a stern face

Heaven.
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>>14615512
Also, delete your images, or as many as you can.
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>>14615514
You sound like your jimmies have been rustled.
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>>14615503
>no paladin onee-san turned shoggoth battlemeido
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>>14615517
Why?
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You know, I just want to talk about Hollywood for a brief moment.

Would you rather see Scarlett Johanson as an arachne or a lamia?
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>>14615516
>She headlocks me with her legs
I know how to keep a Triangle from locking in, it's almost like she's asking to have her thighs and butt molested.
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>>14615520
Why do you think?
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>>14615522
Leave.
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>>14615524
I honestly don't know, is there a limit on how many images are allowed per thread or something like that, or is it just spammy?
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>>14615519
>TFW no Battle-Maids who are trained from birth to not only serve their masters as waifs and meidos, but as their swords
>TFW you will never pet a Kikimora's head after she disposes of the garbage surrounding you two
>TFW she will never steal a kiss from your cheek
>Before you have tender, vanilla sex in contrast to her savage fighting style
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>>14615523
I want to molest the combat kiki!
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>>14615522
>3d
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>>14615522
>Would you rather see Scarlett Johanson as an arachne or a lamia?
I'd rather god took her instead of bowie.
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>>14615529
Yes to both.
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>>14615533
I want to play with her ears as she tries to stare down and intruder
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>>14615469
>Waste images
I found the actual retard.
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>>14615538
>Flop Combat-Kiki's ears up and down as she pretends to be the estate's watch-dog
>Barely dodge a knife from her garter that hits the wall
"Master would be wiser to not disturb my duty to his house."
>She's a complete hard-ass during the day
>But at night, she always cuddles with you, saying she doesn't like to be alone
>TFW you will never take her virginity
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>>14615538
>>14615546
I think we need to focus much more on soft, floppy kiki and dog-girl ears in the future.
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>>14615539
Are you having fun anon?
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I was thinking recently, would I be able to date a half slug woman?

Like, her lower half, from her waist down, is a slugs lower half. She trails slime everywhere she goes and she's incredibly slow and lazy.

and yes, she has a slug vaginy

She could have whatever characteristics and personality you would want but you can't change the stuff I listed above.

I could do it personally.
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>>14615464
>IMMERSION FUCKING RUINED.

Shouldn't be, considering Romans honored Greek Gods and mythos.
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>>14615534
...is this real?

>>14615536
I'll call you gay. But I'll not disagree with you.
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>>14615566
Well friend, you must be very thirsty indeed.
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>>14615529
Dont listen to that spurge these threads havent reach image cap in months.
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>>14615568
"Honored"
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>>14615566
Sure, why not? You'd have to get rid of any carpets, and replace it with hard flooring, and there'd be lots more cleaning, but I think it'd work out.
Slow, squishy sluggirl sex sounds pretty great, too.
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>>14615578
Funny, I recall at least two threats were we have. And that was very recently too...

You sir are a liar.
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>>14615578
Well, that is quite blatantly false.
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>>14615550
I want to molest a Kiki ears and flip them backwards to see if they stay like that just like with normal dogs.
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>>14615580
Honored so much they share the same Gods under different names.
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>>14615603
I want to slide into a Kikimora's teased pussy while her clit is pressed against the edge of a small decorative table and nibble on her ears as she desperately tries to resume cleaning!
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We're hosting a giveaway over on the Wiki and you're all invited.

>Short Story Contest
Submit a short story of less than 5,000 words featuring one of the 18 girls listed on the rules page.

>Random Raffle
Submit your name and email, easy enough.

>What do we win?
Winners will receive a copy of Butter-T's new artbook (8.5 x 11.5 inches, matte card stock, full color).
1st place winner of the short story contest also gets a free commission from Luth.

>Where do I enter?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:413186
At the very least, skim the rules for me; already had to remove a handful of entries.

>But the Wiki is garbage.
You don't have to like us to win some free hit.

>Stop spamming
Last time I post, promise.
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>>14615550
>>14615546
I want to tell combat kiki that it's all just a part of her training and keep on fondling and rubbing her ears
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>>14615610
Molesting Kikis while they are trying to do housework is a god-tier hobby, would do it everyday.
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>>14615614
Can I just trade my prize for the manticore?
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>>14615620
>Kikimora dusting the frames of windows and somesuch
>Bury your face into her butt, smelling her womanly scent
>Master no, this is indecent
>Tell her that it's mighty dusty from your point of view
>It's been nearly twelve hours since you last had sex!
>Passionate ear fondling sex ensues
>Oldest maid just ara aras when she catches you both in the linen closet
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>>14615614
Hrm...yes, I shall try to write a brief introduction to a community within an Undead Kingdom.

Yes. Try.
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>>14615409
I look forward to it.
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>>14615633
>Oldest maid just ara aras when she catches you both in the linen closet
Maybe she knows she's next?
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>>14615649
The best part is she's technically a BBA due to her age but has the figure of a middle-aged woman. With a full, hourglass of breasts and hips to accentuate her Kikimora nature.

Full ara ara~
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>>14615658
It's a Dragon Dildo isn't it?
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>>14615656
>You will never have lots of Kiki maids under your command, all with different personalities and reactions when you molest them
This life is truly suffering.
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>>14615658
Shove that fat turgid chesire cat futa dildo right up your butt the moment you unwrap it, and take pics.
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>>14615614

Why those 18 MGs in particular?

Maybe I'll enter but I doubt I'll win or be able to finish a story in time. There's the raffle at least.
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>>14615658
It's an art comission, probably faggot cats.
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>>14615658
Pretty sure that's a cardboard tube
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>>14615661
>One day they all decide to molest you.
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>>14615669
I bet it's Crayon Anon's latest work.
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>>14615669
Gazer poster
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>>14615658
>>14615669
Just get to it already.
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>>14615519
>Shoggoth
>Not Mindflayer
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>>14615669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
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>>14615665
They're the MGs in the book.
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>>14615672
Jokes on them, i was prepared in advance to reverse molest them.

No one escapes the glorious powers of my magic hands, not even myself.
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>>14615684
Ah gotcha
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>>14615682
>teasing
Unless your a girl with rad tits, you don't get to do that.
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>>14615685
They know your tricks. Prepare yourself.

>Objective: Survive
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>>14615682
Those ears... It can't be!
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>>14615682
You sound like the OPs of those /v/ unpacking threads, get the fuck to it already.
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>>14615661
>Try to molest BBA Kikimora as she's cooking
>Take a grip of her copious buttock and give it a healthy squeeze, it's plump and warm and oh-so-soft
>She just smiles and pinches the back of your hand, before holding up a spoon for you to taste the evening's soup
>Needs more salt, and a potato to soak up a bit of the bitterness
>Brush one of her ears, she smiles with her full lips, calling you a silly boy before passing the spoon to one of the estate's cooks and guiding you by the hand to one of the bedrooms
>One of the younger Kiki's cracks the door open only to see you mating pressing the eldest maid
>Her legs going to heaven as your seed overflows lewdly out of her pussy, squelching wetly
>She steals a kiss from you as your bodies are twitching and sweating
>Ara Aras when you pull back
"I not only got your first time with a woman, but your first kiss."
>Ask her how she knew you'd never kissed any of the other maids in earnest
"It's my job to know these things, my Master. Your father told me to take care of you, but now it's your turn to take care of me~"
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>>14615698
Now's the point where you just reveal the whole thing, otherwise everyone will hate you anyway, and the monstergirl you post by association.
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>>14615698
Either show the whole thing or fuck off.
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>>14615698
Anon, I'm going to punch you in the fucking teeth if you don't just get it over with.
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>>14615699
Hnnngh
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>>14615698
I get bitched at for sharing greenposts, and yet this guy is posting an unboxing
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>>14615710
Yeah no, this guy's worse than you.
Next time just splice them into one image. It takes barely any time in fucking paint to do that.
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>>14615698
This is going to be a faggot cat isn't it?
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>>14615710
What are you talking about? That guys getting bitched at right now, and for good reason.
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>>14615693
>Suddenly, Anon's house becomes a battlefield
>You have to spank maid asses if you want to survive
>Maybe pinch them or rub when you are out of ammo.
>The enemy forces are lead by your ara ara maid chief
>A battle Kiki veteran of many molestings
>You are not sure if you can take her down, she can turn the tables on you if you lose focus
>But you don't care
>After leaving that shy Kiki who likes to knit a blushing mess on the floor you decide to face your destiny and build your legend today
>The showdown at the kitchen begins!
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>>14615710
He can sit in the corner with you
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>>14615698
You'd better delete that whole chain of unboxing images so I can spam mice in 20 hours.
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>>14615698
No seriously. Fuck off. We can add unboxing to the list of dumb shit that shouldn't be done here.
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>>14615698
It's .less' Sif image, now fuck off.
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>>14615726
Agreed.
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Here is the final image, didnt have a copy of Dark Souls for reference, so there is Bloodborne
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>>14615733
Then is the one doing the unboxing Aftyn or Bob or something?
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>>14615735
.less put more detail into the sword than he did into Sif.
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>>14615735
>actually got a wall scroll of a random .less pic
oy
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>>14615735
>it's not even a bodypillow
>it's just a really long drawing
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>>14615735
>wasting all those images on a picture that everyone knows about/exists in digital form
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>>14615735
I wonder how much time did it take to make the sword alone.
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>>14615735
Next time don't be a faggot and post the full image or don't post at all. This isn't your blog. This isn't youtube.

And if you're going to hype it, make sure it's actually decent work. Seriously hope you didn't pay for that.
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>>14615735
>Not getting it colored and put on a pillow or cushion
Eh, 6/10.
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>>14615735
This is probably one of the most retarded things ever done in this threads
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>>14615737
I don't care who it was, to be quite honest. I only knew it was Sif because only a faggot would by the Clare image. Doesn't justify the faggot wasting all of those images on a goddamned unboxing. I mean shit, for as much as I could give a fuck less about Magma Tits as a story or character at least ELH would just post the image instead of playing fucking a shitty game of "GUESS WHO GUYS"
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>>14615735
>not a daki
>random fanart everyone has already seen
>.less of all possible choices
4/10
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>>14615747
I think .less just drew one-half of the sword, and flipped it over. Also:
>mfw this nigga probably paid for that
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>>14615735
Anon, I want to punch you for wasting our time with this picture we've already seen.
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>>14615735
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>14615755
Calm down anon, you are scaring the daughterus.
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>>14615735
>didnt have a copy of Dark Souls for reference
Don't waste our time.
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>>14615757
>.less of all possible choices
I find it funny that people still try to be edgy by hating on .less for no reason. He's improved a lot over the years.
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>>14615769
>implying there's no reason to hate on .less
okay
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>>14615769
Nice try less
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>>14615769
I wouldn't call it edgy. As this point it's more of a meme. The two kids that post shit about .less just slap each other on the back and give each other a handjob.
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>>14615772
Well hating on his personality or characters he draws is valid but denying his art has improved/is better quality than most our current drawfags is outright denial.
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>>14615749
>>14615759
Of course he paid for it. Most people don't have access to a printer that could properly handle a long image like that.

Now if he paid any more than $15, then yeah, he's a fucking dumbass.
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>>14615779
And here, anons, we see Bollocks throwing a hissy fit. As is tradition.
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>>14615779
Cool down blockhead.
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>>14615787
Twenty-five dollary-doos and a half eaten flip flop
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>>14615787

It was on sale so I got it for 20$
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>>14615793
>>14615796
Blockhead Bollocks.
Bollocks "Blunder of the Century" Blockhead.
Buttmad Bollocks.
Bollocks the Boiling.
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>>14615793
Here's your reply.
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>>14615779
If we're being picky about images being wasted, take that shit to /co/.
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>>14615811
Captain Haddock, please.

Have some whiskey.
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Let's get back to the Monster Grils, shall we.
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>>14615811
>>14615811
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>>14615834
This guy draws incredibly lewd dullahans
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>>14615808
Eh...did that include shipping?
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OH GOD, YOU'VE GOT A SPIDER ON YOU ANON!
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>>14615811
>Papi in a towel
Ah yes, more of my most treasured fetish...wonderful.
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>>14615784
Whats wrong with his characters?
As far as i know he only has 2 steel donuts Akai and Haohi.
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>>14615837
>noice
Got anymore?
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>>14615842
I was literally just abou to post that exact image.

Who are you and how are you reading my mind?
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>>14615837
Wish he drew more of her
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>>14615784
>>14615846
And less is a cool guy to be around with.
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>>14615735
Really wish .less learned how to draw faces and eyes better. Every image looks essentially the same.
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>>14615846
Exactly.
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>>14615842
>tfw
>spidah bite hurt
>bad spidah
>bad spidah bite
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>>14615848
>>14615850
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>>14615858
>demi-god tier anon
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>>14615846
Not sure about his characters but he suffers from a fairly heavy case of same face. Some of the limbs he draws are also very rigid but that's easy enough to fix with some anatomical study.
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>>14615858
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>>14615868
Same can be said for all drawfags who draws anime.
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>>14615876
Okay? That doesn't deter from the fact that .less is also a victim of said syndrome.
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>>14615846
Some hate on Akai for being a monster boy.
>>14615851
He's a silly guy who enjoys a joke and sometimes takes it to far from the thread, at least that's the impression I always got.
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Do you accept the challenge from your loli Tanuki niece to play some video games?

If you win she'll suck your cock...

God damn it I need to find that manga image that has that line.
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>>14615811
Can't even get mad or indignant with such accurate insults. Kudos to you Captain, have some whiskey so we can warm up.
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>>14615883
What if she wins?
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>>14615883
Dibs on the Hinezumi

And now I'm reminded of that pic of Becky from Pani Poni Dash where she's saying she's going around collecting blowjobs
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>>14615883
>Tanuki
>Doing anything without monetary gain
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>>14615883
Of course I'll beat her down in some vidya.
Kids these days act like pressing buttons is hard.
But that cock sucking thing seems more like a reward for her than me when I already have her aunt. Damn these lewd Tanuki.
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>>14615896
I'm pretty sure if you lose she just robs your wallet.
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>Amazon timeu?
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>>14615901
So help me god if she tries that I'll channel Quicksilver and mating press her until her belly is gravid and swollen with kits, blood relation can go to Hell
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>>14615902
Yes.
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Got some finished sketches to hand out again.

http://i.imgur.com/uyyUiQn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Vgad5Lp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FxvMrQs.jpg
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>>14615921
That Pharaoh scares me, I want to run to the Apophis for safety.
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>>14615921
I like that monkey
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>>14615921
Every time I see that Apophis all I can hear is "The Queen of the Sands sends her regards"
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>>14615931
That's what happens when a Pharaoh gets locked in a sarcophagus for several centuries without any sex.
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>>14615793
At least it was somewhat justified this time. Somewhat, but not really.
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>>14615614
Does the ButterT book have exclusive drawings, or does it include stuff that anyone (read: people who don't put up with Patreon paywall bullshite) will be able to see?
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>>14615961
>people who don't put up with Patreon paywall bullshite
Haven't counted yet but most of it is Patreon art.
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>>14615256
Just read it, that last bit about Jun revealing herself makes me look forward to more.
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I drew this for a friend but it's worth sharing here
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>>14615921
I love the yandere vibes that Pharaoh gives off.
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Oh no! A Kiki brigand demands that you give her all the headpats or else she shall swat you many times with her broom!

What do you do?
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>>14615965
Well, that makes things a little more interesting.

Man, fuck Patreon exclusives.
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>>14615993
Is that a foxgirl?
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Also something I was supposed to draw before end of year but was kinda busy to. At least it's on time for the chinese new year

>>14616007
It is
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>>14616009
Interesting wing design. Wings of fire, are they?
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>>14615999
I compliment her on her trips, then inform her that it's still a thousand years too early for her to challenge me, then proceed to show her the true secrets of Maid Do.
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>>14615999
Counter offer with headpats and foot rubs
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>>14616009
Nice in both regards then, friendo.
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>>14616012
The upper ones are fire, the lower ones are supposed to be firework trails
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>>14615883
tfw was just trying to find that stupid fucking manga page with the loli saying this.
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>>14615946
I don't know why I have such a thing for monstergirls who were sealed away for hundreds of years.
I want to become her lover and show her the wonders of the modern world.
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>>14615999
I want a Kiki to ask me for headpats!
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>>14615999
Brandish my own broom and yell "I will not cower before a brigand. En Garde!"

Then proceed to have the most intense broomstick swordfight you could imagine.
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>>14616013
>>14616014
With various well placed pets, rubs and hugs you easily subdue the dangerous Kikimora!
As you proudly walk away the defeated and now dopey smiling Kiki, you can't help but wonder that this was exactly what she wanted.

>>14616025
You yell out against the Kikimora bridgand, who looks at you dumbfounded, before lowering her broom and asking you in a soft voice if you could give her headpats.
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>>14616038
I would princess carry her and then kidnap her, then give her the headpats she wants.
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>>14615999
But I only headpat my waifu and daughteru!
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>MFW make promises to write but still get distracted by stupid shit
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>>14616072
Don't be like the caterpillar.
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>>14615999
Convince her to drop the broom by giving her a very slow, gentle headpat, then pull her close as the headpats turn into tender loving caresses
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What would a Soldier Beetle community look like?
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>>14615857
don' leddit bite chu.
>ouch! ouch!
>spidah bite!
>ouch! spidah bit me! ouch!
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>>14616097
Like this
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>>14616102
That's overwhelmingly metal.
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>>14616102
I swear to God Chamberlain if you "MmmMmm" one more time.
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I want to tell a kikimora how terrible she is at her job once I wipe my finger on the space behind the gas stove, telling her that if she keeps this up she'll have to find a new home!
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She wants to make sure nobody's gazing her
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>>14616114
That's cruel.
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>>14616123
Do you think when she gets ready in the morning, she takes the time to scope her own ass?
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>>14616123
But I want to gaze at that fluffy tail.
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>>14616123
Thanks a bunch hyphen
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>>14616114
How can you anon, look at how she's begging you, you are the monster if you say no to her.
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>>14616021
Me too, anon. There's something about waking up an ancient, powerful monster, who still clings to you for support because of the strange, new world around her.
Like that vampire from the previous thread.
I wonder what her reaction would be if she saw that I had her old mansion restored.
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>>14616079
What the fuck does a caterpillar have to do with anything.
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>>14616168
A certain anon is supposed to be writing an /ss/ story about the Wonderland one.
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>>14616176
Quicksilver, is that you?
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>>14616104

When Jim Henson wasn't busy banging fraggles, he was writing metal songs.
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>>14616177
No.
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>>14616177
Absolutely not. /ss/ is not my fetish at all anon.
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>>14616156
read the filename first and thought it said BangingKiki
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We need Gyaru Monster Girls.
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We need megane monster girls.
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>>14616156
I'm sorry but house rules stay. If she can't be useful she should be somewhere else.
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>>14616201
>>14616207
Nope.

The world needs more tall and busty muscle monstergirls.
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>>14616216
What this world truly needs is more tribal maids.
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>>14616216
Tall, busty gyaru muscle monster girls with glasses it is.

If someone manages to find this, I will actually die.
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>>14616222
What this world truly doesn't need is you.
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>>14616156
>Be student at MGC West Side college
>Pass by on the street to see a Kikimora with dead, glazed over eyes and a sign in her hand that says "Will Maid for kind Master"
>Student walking with you tells you to not make eye contact, but it's too late
>Kneel down to her, she's not half-bad looking when you think about it
>Ask her if she wants to at least get cleaned up to help her get a new Master
>Take her back to the apartment and she showers, recoils when she thinks you're going to be pissed that she used the rest of your shampoo, stammering it was for her fur and tail
>Tell her not to worry about it, and give her your jacket to 'keep herself warm'
>See her nearly every day, she clings to you like a lost puppy offering to clean your house for letting her use the shower
>She's pretty good at it
>Be walking back to the apartment with her when she sees two of what she told you were called 'apron sisters'
>One of the maids tells you that she's a terrible maid who had another divorce, and should go to the glue factory like a good 'old horse'
>Your palms are practically bleeding when you get back to your apartment from your fists being balled. She awawawas and looks for the first aid kit
>Bandages your wounded hands, and gives a small 'ehe' when she's done, smiling
>Her tail's wagging and her hands are flopping up and down excitedly as she asks if you could give her a head pat
>None of her former Masters ever did that for her
>You can feel something else awaken within you, even more cathartic and bestial as you pet her head
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>>14616223
But gyaru are tacky as fuck.
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>>14616227
Ah, healing maid stories, they never get old.
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>>14616227
Cute little thing.
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The new best girl deserves more love
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>>14616216
What we really need more of is monstergirls in wedding dresses
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>>14616230
It's possible to tone it down.

Anime gyaru tend to be more tasteful than actual gyaru, oddly enough.

>>14616244
Actually fuck everything, we just need this.
Plus glasses.
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>>14615921
I wanna rub my dick all over that monkey butt
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>>14616242
>a Satyros will never seduce you with lovey-dovey words and claim you as her husband
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>>14616242
Is she going to hang outside Paladin High School and offer to buy kids beer?

Luckily Paladin schools always have those stupid "stay safe" lectures.
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>>14616216
>hey kid you come here often?
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>>14616242
I seriously want a satyros to take advantage of me after spiking the punch.
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>>14616257
>WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?
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>>14615256
That was just precious.
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>>14616262
She was working out and got to sweaty
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>>14615902
Why does that Amazon look so cuddle-able?
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>>14616227
>Be Succubus maid, gloating about how you told that idiot no-good Kiki and her new wannabe Master off
>Stand at the train station, trying to hop onto the metro rail back home, imagining your master in his bed with a nice juicy stiffy
>Feel yourself blushing at the idea
>Look down the train terminal, there's some guy in a green uniform looking directly at you
>He looks a little familiar, could he be... ?
>Look away, the guy's giving you the creeps
>Look back towards him, feeling eyes on you
>He's in what looks like a biker's helmet now
>Tell the creep off that this fine piece of ass is for your master only
>You can hear the night train coming
>Thank Lilith, now maybe you can go home and get you some fine Dick Au Meister
>There's a sound of an engine revving
>Your blood runs cold in your veins, recognizing the put-put-put-put of the engine
>The Green Man is holding a chainsaw, and he's running at you at a break-neck pace
>You can hear a muffled "WOOOOOOOOOAH HERE IT COMES, HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN" from beneath his helmet
>You're running as fast as you can, damnit, these heels!
>Lock yourself in the bathroom, and move your legs so it can't be seen you're in the stall
>The door gets kicked inwards, another monster screams and runs out
>You can hear the heartbeat of the chainsaw
>One stall, two stalls, there's a pause and you can hear footsteps leaving
>Thank Lili--
>The chainsaw's biting into the wood of the stall door, and it gives way before you can scrabble out of there
>Try to fly away, but strong hands jerk you to the floor
>This is it, some crazy Paladin is going to kill you
>He drops the chainsaw
>Cracks his knuckles
>You can feel the hot piss going down your inner thighs
>He lifts up his helmet's visor
"I was going to ask you to apologize to a dear friend, but this was easier."
>Shake your head, tears streaming down your face, mouth frothing before he strikes
>Wake up alone, unharmed, the chainsaw haunting your nightmares forever
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>>14616257
Please leave. You're making me uncomfortable.
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>>14616257
Please stay, you're making me feel uncomfortable in all the right ways.
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>>14616261
...how is an alp-dragon relevant to that?
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>>14616288
Take the name off ding-dong.
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>>14616282
hardcore
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>>14616282
The plot thickens.
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>>14616294
It's the only non-baphomet mammal I had with big horns, my bad
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>>14616303
>he doesn't have a folder dedicated to sheep, goat, and ramgirls
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>>14616282
>Wake up to the smell of burning eggs
>Kiki's awawaing and panicking
>Apologizes profusely that she ruined breakfast
>Give a groggy smile to her, moving behind
>She gives a small yip as you stand right behind her and place your hands over hers, guiding her on how to make proper scrambled eggs
>She asks you why you prefer easy-to-make meals over the eloquent feasts her former masters would force her to make only to chastise her with cane and hand when she failed
>Smile at her and tell her that you had a hard-ass sergeant who had told you that in small stint of the duty you did that every meal was a feast, no matter the style
>She's crying as she's eating the food
>Walk her to her day school, a way she's found to pass the time by learning from housewives and retired maids on how to work around the house
>See the Succubus from a week ago, she freezes up in terror when you look at her in the eyes
>Kiki asks you what happened between you two
>Smile wolfishly and tell her that she missed her evening train
>Get punched in the shoulder by your pouting friend when she thinks you fucked the bitch
>Re-assure her that there's only room for one girl in your life, and maybe she's closer than she thinks
>She goes beet red and her ears flop several times before she shoves you playfully away when you reach the academy
>Tells you that some day she hopes to wear an apron again
>Just give her a kiss on the cheek and a hair ruffle before your afternoon classes
>More studies on the Contact War and the effects one man had on the denizens of the Third Demon Realm, where he fucked his way to a harem by himself
>Get texts from the Kiki regularly throughout the day, and share stories with each other at dinner
>Finally pop the question as to why her other masters let her go
>She fidgets before opening her mouth
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How long ago did that damphire pic come out?
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>>14616323
Keep going.
>>14616328
Specify.
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I've never been massively into the monster girl thing

but I've gained this infatuation of kikimoras, is there anywhere that I can find more kikimoras stories? Because the pastbin doesn't have many.
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>>14616349
There's Quicksilver's Kiki story if you're a filthy degenerate or would like to become one.
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>>14616323
"M-My first Master was a man who thought he could buy happiness with his wealth. I wasn't the only one under his employ."
>She bunches up her dress, biting her lower lip
"He played us like fools, fucking the head maid in our quarters on a nightly basis, locking us out of our rooms. We were made to listen to the screeching of bed springs as he slaked his thirst for the flesh on her."
>Ask her how she got out of his employment
"That's the funny thing about being young, you make stupid mistakes. Eheh -- He tried to rape one of the youngest maids, who hadn't even had her first bleeding yet. I just couldn't stand there and I... I..."
>Tell her it's okay if she doesn't want to continue, she holds up her hand.
"N-No... I... gouged out his left eye. I can still hear his tormented screams and feel the hot pain of his mistress' slap on my face."
>She gives a small, almost sad smile
"My second Master was nice, but also cruel. He treated me more like a tool than a person. Every mistake I made he'd hit me with his cane, chanting 'spare the rod, spoil the child' like a mantra."
"I don't miss the bastard. He kicked me out of his house on false pretenses, saying that I was trying to poison him with dust mites. That's when the Maid's Association took my apron away... and that was right before I met you."
>A tear goes down her face
"I guess that's just my story... to be a maid who can't keep a master to save her life. A true 'virgin slut' who can't fight her own nature."
>Put a hand on hers, she's sniffling now, nearly bawling
>Tell her that you still struggle to live with some of the things you've done in your life
>Admitting that she's a small glimmer of light in the darkness that you've been repressing
>Make some cocoa and tell her all about the Contact War, how only a few years ago you didn't think you'd be sitting here with her after Hell
>Pause, telling her that it's better to be happy than depressed, holding up a box for her to open
>A special gift to her
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>>14616334
this one
http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/137244544643/took-me-time-but-its-done-finally
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>>14616349
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>>14616351

Ah, yes that one.

Read that.

Are they mainly a thing only within /mgt/? There's seems to be always a bit of talk or greentext stories about them here.
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>>14616349
http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy
http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E
http://pastebin.com/YcsgMgF6
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz (a cute undead Kikimora appears in this one)
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg
>>14616360
January 13th? It looks pretty good though.
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>>14616369
That's because every other monstergirl website is utter shite.
I mean, we're pretty shite sometimes. But never utterly so. Which is why our stories are the best.
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>>14616357
This is cute.
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>>14616372
...that. Is a damn fine Dhampir.
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>>14616369
People really like them here, and we're probably the only place that isn't completely insufferable.
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>>14616369
All the stories I listed in this post: >>14616372 originate here.
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>>14616372
I think you missed "dark matter on the edge of town" it's my favorite story out there cointaining a Kiki so far.
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>>14616372
>>14616376
>>14616384
>>14616391

Fair enough.

Mighty grateful for the help, thanks.
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>>14616369
When did you first open up one of these threads anon? Because the freedom to make greentexts is one of the reasons we had our exodus from /a/.
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>>14616395
Whoopsie, can't believe it slipped my mind.
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
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>>14616404
It was? I don't remember that being brought up during the final days of the shitstorms.
I remember people going ">fanfiction" and so on, but not so much any complaining about greentext specifically.
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>>14616357
>She opens it, clasping her mouth with her hands
>It's a traditional black dress, a white cap and apron resting on top of it
>Tell her that if she wants, you'll be her Master, and she can live with you through the good and the bad
>With trembling fingers, she touches the cap, it has her name embroidered into it
"Who... who told you?"
>Grin, telling her an old bird gave it to you, noting that it feels wrong to just call her "Kiki" all the time
>She flies into your arms, kissing you on the neck and sobbing, calling you "Master" over and over
>Her ears are flopping before you pick her up in a traditional bridal carry
>She starts flipping out how indecent it is to carry one who isn't of proper marrying pedigree like this
>Quote an old movie and say 'Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
>She's tense as all hell when you both undress
>She's petite, her breasts not exceptionally large or small
>Lays on the bed and puts a hand over her womanhood and breasts, telling you it's embarrassing
>Chuckle, and kiss her
>Start petting her while kissing her some more, she's stammering
"Ano-- Master! S-Stop!"
>Keep at it, her feathered tail reflexively beginning to wag before she grabs your arms to get you to stop
>Laugh and tell her she's completely open
"I... idiot."
>Start teasing her breasts and pussy, you can tell she's a virgin with the tightness between her legs, this may not be a good idea but it's too far to turn back now
>Her back arches in her first orgasm, turning her into a panting, needy wreck as her chest heaves up and down
>She tries to recollect her nerves as you press the tip of your penis to her moist slit
"M... Master... It's too tight."
>Tell her to trust you, and that it'll only hurt for a little bit
>Push all the way in, she shrieks and clutches to you, feeling the small pressure of her hymen breaking
"It hurts!"
>Stay there, not moving for a few moments
>Pet her head and congratulate her on becoming a true maid
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>>14616404

Fairly recently.

But I'm glad you guys were able to setup shot here, there's some good stuff here.
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>>14616410
I remember getting banned several times for greentexting. Or at least having my posts deleted.
Looking back on it, /a/ was fucking awful. I like it a lot better here.
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>>14616417
*shop
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>>14616412
>Maids graduate when they are dicked
God bless this city, i'm going to have plenty of "official" maids.
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>>14616409
You are a gentleman and a scholar, anon.
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>>14616412
>Start thrusting slowly, pulling all the way out and back in, letting her body adjust to you
>In a few minutes, she's panting and moaning as you increase speed, giving her deepest parts love pecks
>Her pupils change to heart shapes as you slap your hips into hers, pulling her arms towards you as she's spread eagle, holding her in place
>Tell her you're going to cum soon, and that you're going to do what any good Master would do for his maid and fill her to the brim
>She flushes beet red at the idea
"B-but what If I get pregnant?"
>Grin and kiss her, telling her that you'll make her into your wife
"No! I'm too young to become a mother!"
>Caress her face, telling her she wouldn't be smiling so strongly if that were true
>Tenses up as she orgasms again, folding your body completely on top of her in a mating press you let loose
>Filling her to the brim just like you said
>Exclaim to her that she belongs to you now, not as an idle claim, but as a final, possessive statement
"Y-yes, my Master."
>Wake up to the early morning sunshine, she's sleeping on your arm
>Awawawas in panic when she realizes you're eating breakfast without her preparing it
>Placate her with a head pat and whisper into her ears
"It's fine if my little maid has a small break. Especially after I was so violent with her the night before."
>She calms down a little bit and goes about washing the dishes
>Grin when you notice she's wearing your night shirt instead of her traditional maid costume, the perfect opportunity to fluster her arising
"I love you, Kielo."
>She pauses, face going a bright red as she resumes her work
"I... l-love you too, Master."
>Grin wider
"No, you don't get it. I -love- you, Kielo."
>Spend the rest of the day going at it like animals, skipping your classes
>Each and every day she always gets flustered when you insist on helping her
>Even when the years go by and you're both blessed with no less than three wonderful daughters
>She still loves her headpats
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>>14616456
B A S E D

Enjoyable stuff anon, good job.
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>>14616456
Pastebin?
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>>14616456
Good story anon, you're doing god's work.
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>>14616473
http://pastebin.com/60EFBgVE
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>>14616485
Wait, WHAT? Actual improvement?

Color me impressed mate, good job.
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Do monster girls have a favorite male hentai voice actor? Is it Dan Green?
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>>14616485
Thanks mate.
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>>14616485
Nice stuff Bollocks.

See? You can churn out nice stuff when you aren't doing Bollocks things.
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>>14616488
Ron Jeremy
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>>14616488
That's sort of difficult to determine when many english hentai VAs go under different aliases.
Although I do find it funny how Griffiths/Kai Shidens english VA voiced the protag of that Lunatic Night hentai.
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>>14616424
Oh, right.
Come to think of it, I do remember some bitching about greentext stories, though it mostly just boiled down to one person complaining about how they simply existed in the first place.
If you got stuff banned and deleted, it must've been that shitass mod/janitor who just wanted to stir more shit to make everything worse.
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>>14616500
They should all have no shame like Dan Green.
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>>14616490
>>14616487
T-Thanks. Now it's back to lamenting the fact that the Blood of Nagash trilogy got fucking shit-canned by Jews Workshop when it was getting bretty gud
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>>14616227
What the fuck sound is awawawawa? I see it in here all the time but I have no idea as to what actual sound it's supposed to translate to.
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>>14616529
Let me illustrate.
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>>14616529
It's a kind of "flustered panic" sound.
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>>14616529
It's the onomatopoeia for a cute girl getting flustered and embarrassed, maybe to the point where she blushes red all over her face.
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>>14616529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTNpPUOQ7E
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>>14616529
Like that sound Mario makes when he steps into lava.
It's also commonly associated with Wendigos.
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>>14616540
>ARARARARARARARARARARARA
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[inquisitive wendigo noises]
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>>14616553
[Muffled inarticulate Wendigo fuming noises]
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>>14616553
Even when unmarried, Wendigos still have a decent amount of mofu going on.
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>>14616488
>you will never make your waifu cluck like a chicken
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>>14616558
cuuute
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>>14616558
I'll pick her up out of the deep snow, only to watch her sink back down again after 5 steps
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>>14616571
>implying snow is an issue to Wendigos
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Much cold, ensure warmth in cold yes?
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>>14616579
but its not that cold.
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>>14616579
Poor girl doesn't even know she can retract her claws.
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>>14616590
Normal jinkos can, but Dire Jinkos can't. They're always ready to murder or to perform delicate tasks with them.
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>>14615735
Wait a second, what if this is the stalker and this is some kind of trophy of his 'visit'?
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>>14616579
I wonder how that broken english would sound during lewd talk.
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>>14616553
>>14616558
I wonder how a wendigo would react to ice skating.
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>>14616553
>>14616558
>>14616571
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>>14616579
YOU SEE IVAN, WHEN WEAR SWEATER OF MANY ITCH FROM MOTHERLAND YOU WILL NOT BE FEELINGS OF CHILL, IS MADE PURE WERESHEEP WOOL AND YETI KNIT
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>>14616598
> " Master! Much, very! "
> " продолжать! "
> " When men come back from war, much repopulate. Special hip-move, guarantee twelve healthy children."
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>>14616579
But it wasn't even cold today and its not gonna be that cold tomorrow either because winter is afraid of showing itself apparently.
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>>14616608
>yeti fur
>and weresheep wool
>itchy

What did she do? Knit a red ant's nest into it as she was making it?
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>>14616579
Requesting that yandere/army veteran look she gets in her eyes when she smells nearby assailants after her master.
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>>14616605
Poor thing.
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>>14616618
By "Yeti knit" I meant that Yetis took the Weresheep wool and physically knit the sweaters themselves, but not even mamonomana would prevent heavy wool sweaters from being itchy
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So, scylla onaholes.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-43753?c2=12001012
If only there were a mermaid one.
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>>14616627
I want to see Kaiko drawn as a Robot Master.
I'm not entirely sure why, but I do.
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>>14616349
One more: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85758526/Kikimora%20fapfic
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>>14616639
Sadly qt yanderes like this one only like shotas, not much we can do there.
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>>14616605
Time to carry her on my back wherever she needs to go
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>>14616639
She doesn't qualify to be a robot master.
She can't do this with her fingers.
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>>14616637
>If only there were a mermaid one
http://en-nls.com/pict1-43282?c2=9999
I'm really going to need you to step up, senpai. The box art counts for jack all but it's a good hole regardless.
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>>14616648
If you give protection and piggybacks to little wendigos, when they grow up, no matter where you are, they'll always find you and return the favour with a smile.
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>>14616644
I think Kaiko loves her man at almost any age.
>>14616649
She'll be okay.
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>>14616656
I'll go to the mountains with a "Free piggyback rides" sign and transport lost Wendigos wherever they need to go!
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>>14616650
In my defense, this is probably the first time I've looked at these things.
"Scaly texture", though. What's that like? Do you think it could match up to the real deal?
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>>14616659
Moar of this please
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>>14616683
What are you doing?
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>>14616683
Why are you doing this?
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>More and more wealthy people and families were moving into your neighborhood
>You had gotten some offers on your home as well
>But 5 minutes from work, 2 minutes from the grocery store and 10 minutes from the range meant you weren't leaving willingly
>Next door neighbor is a Vampire
>Never met her, but you figured it out fast when the "ohohoho's" started waking you up at 2 in the morning
>How has no one else complained?
>Knock on her door one Saturday to ask her to tone it down
>She complains you just woke her up and calls you an insolent cur
>If that's how she wants to play this, then okay
>Start coming home for lunch every day just to mow your lawn
>She gets louder at night too
>3 weeks go by, you refuse to give in
>Another week, there's a knock at your door just after sunset
>It's her, and she looks haggard
>Huge bags under her eyes, her skin's oily, her hair's a little frizzy, etc
>Then again, you're not much better
>"What do I have to do to get you to stop?"
>Tell her that when you get a good night's sleep, so will she
>Close the door in her face
>Sleep like a baby that night
>Keep your word and let her sleep that day
>Lying in bed that night, breath a sigh of relief that it's finally over
>Fall asleep
>Next morning, neck's a little sore, must have slept wrong
>Don't notice the wet spot on your blanket
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>>14616686
Shiet, forgot to take off name.
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>>14616679
Well, this discussion belongs in the onahole general over here >>14602074, but lubed up all you feel are nubs and ridges. It's nice, but so soft it's not as stimulating as you'd thing.

>Do you think it could match up to the real deal?
There is no real deal; if there was we'd all be out getting "raped" right now. Adjust your imagination to match the hole and it'll be the best you can do. Again though, box art means nothing, buy something that seems to be a good product, not one with an image that fits your fetish.
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>>14616637
Wasn't there an actual movie about a scylla love interest a while back? The cover made it look that way anyway.
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>>14616650
>Sticking a dildo in an onahole
That's gonna rip a hole in space.
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>>14616692
God, you're such a fucking baka, desu.
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>>14616637
>>14616650
I want a dragon onahole.
Gonna buy a Bad-Dragon one one of these days.
>inb4 furry
Shut up it's my imagination. If I imagine it's connected to an MG Dragon, then so shall it be.
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>>14616689
Clever girl.
>>14616692
You don't even need a name in the first place.
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>>14616705
>Bad Dragon
Like dragons they're horrifyingly durable, but they also cost a decent chunk of your hoard. At least they're styled to be scaly reptile vaginas to match your desires once they're out of the package though. Do what you must, but research well.
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>>14616594
Dire White Bengal Jinkos
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>>14616725
Gonna lick her abs.
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>>14616656
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>>14616725
http://i.imgur.com/LPi6eOi.jpg
>>14616742
I want one.
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>>14616742
Too damned cute.
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>>14616742
Cute! Makes me wonder what the reunion would look like, though. It's nice to see a smiling wendigo every once in a while.
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>>14616740
>Wanting to lick the abs of an 8' White Jinko
>Who's also dire
Mein negro.
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Due to Bacchus' association with the Order, is it possible that some Bacchus followers know combat of some variety?
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>>14616809
Drunk boxing.
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You encounter a level 64 Cheshire Cat!
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>>14616816
Use my Mamo-ball on her!
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>>14616809
It's less Bacchus associating with the Order and more the Order being fine with Bacchus existing and some people want to praise dat booze.
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>>14616816
>ITEM
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>>14616816
>Magic
>Charm
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>>14616816
The purple cat of ill omen!
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>>14616820
>2x Potion
>3x Antidote
>1x Yarn ball
>1x Raging Mushroom
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>>14616816
Run away, put on more Repel, and get those wonderland fruits and wonderland cakes.
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>>14616816
I wonder when someone will use photoshop magic and their art skills to make it look like that Cheshire's dancing.
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>>14616826
>YARN BALL
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>>14616100
>that spidah bit me where the good lord plit me
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>>14616816
FOE
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>>14616832
>You throw the Yarn Ball
>The Cheshire Cat is distracted!
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>>14616831
It's asking for it, isn't it?
>Nyan nyan nyan nyan, ni hao nyan! Gorgeous, delicious, gonna rape ya!
I can already see it.
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>>14616816
I-Impossible! They run across the entire map, this is a 1/5000 chance of randomly running into one!
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>>14616839
Now she's unable to escape!
>RAGING MUSHROOM
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>>14616831
I need this, but with a Cheshire Cat, in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM
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>>14616836
>TFW she gives your party madness
>"The adventurers have fallen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQTLZPJPUKk
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>>14616836
Bind her head, and she won't be able to inflict confuse on your party!

>tfw just one month until EO2U in Europe
>tfw still no word on EO5
>>
I want to take a steamy tentacle bath with my waifu.
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>>14616844
>You use the Raging Mushroom
>You pound and devastate the Cheshire Cat's round ass with your throbbing erection!
>Critical Hit!
>The Cheshire can no longer sit down for 2 weeks!
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>>14616836
>demon lord in your party FOE
>matango in the inn's kitchen FOE
>all the merchants are takuni FOE
>gazer before the boss room FOE
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>>14616858
I'd do many things to a Cheshire rear end.
Impregnation is one of them.
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>>14616843
In the Wonderland zone they spawn regularly. Nothing fucks over your party faster than running the gauntlet that is the Wonderland Woods, they warp the map itself.
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>>14616858
>>14616869
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>>14616884
>Open fridge
>Fat disembodied ass in your face
>Tail hands you a beer
"Thanks."
>Close the fridge
>Start walking back to the couch
"...Wait a minute."
>Go back to the fridge and open it.
>Just the usual stuff you've put in.
"Huh..."
>Close it and walk back.
>A floating cat butt appears, and follows closely behind you.
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In EST, it's now January 14th. Two years ago was when KC first released the Jabberwock! This is the closest thing to her Birthday there is, so Happy Birthday Jabber!

Time sure flies, huh? Two years ago this thread used to be on /a/. Hard to believe it's been so long. So much has changed since then, but at least Jabberwock's greatness will always remain!

Anyways, I've got a few things planned today for her. But one I'd like to involve the thread in is I'm getting another commission, this one from Phanaxial (The guy who drew the drunk St. Patrick's Day Chubwock). Is there anything the thread would like to recommend to be drawn? I was thinking of a Hot Spring picture, but if you guys have some suggestions, I'd be open to hearing them!

Anyways, happy birthday Jabberwock! Here's to a bright future!
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>>14616926
You need to get laid, Anon.
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>>14616929
Can't you say the same for all of us?
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>>14616926
I remember suggesting Onee-san stuff involving the Jabberwock, though I don't know how commission prices fare when it involves 2 characters.
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>>14616938
Not me.
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>>14616926
It might be a little ambitious, but given the occasion, how about this? A jabberwock celebrating her birthday, surrounded by her dragon-type and Wonderland friends. The jabberwock'a tentacles could even be wearing party hats and blowing party horns.
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>>14616926
Nice.
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>>14616945
>Wurm playing the kazoo in the background in her honor
Anyway, yes, that sounds like a cute thing for Jabberwockfag.
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>>14616485
reupload the manticore one!
>its shit
>he should kill her
>taking responsability for a kid he didnt want
dont care i liked it, reupload it, please
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>>14616929
Why would I cheat on my waifu? That's sick, you're sick.

>>14616939
2 character commissions are pretty expensive. I'd like to save that until I get paid in February if that's OK. I'll get it though, don't worry!

>>14616945
>>14616955
A birthday celebration picture sounds great! But, I'm not sure if I could get all those characters, as much as I'd love to. That's 12 characters, 5 Dragons and 7 Wonderlanders. It'd be hard to find someone who'd even be willing to draw that many characters in one picture, let alone for a reasonable price.
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>>14616926
>Using an MG's original posting day as her pseudo-birthday
Huh. Interesting idea. I wonder...

>Check KC's site
And Anubis' is...October 18th.
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>>14616929
>wanting to fuck 3D
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>>14616989
Oh hey I think I have that one.
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>>14616975
Yes, I admit it might be a bit much. It might even be as much of an investment of effort as you made into your calendar, only with a single artist. Maybe we should save that for her 10th birthday.
How about Jabberwock as the centre of the piece, with two or three other monstergirls surrounding her? Say, a dormouse, wyvern and jubjub, for example.
I'm just putting forward ideas here, of course.

>>14616981
How to celebrate it? There's a lot of time until then to prepare and think of ideas.
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>>14616926
Darkwing Wock!

When there's trouble you call D.W.!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
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Would you prefer a unpure Blue Goat Unicorn or a pure normal Unicorn?
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>>14617010
What fascinating fetishes does the "goat unicorn" develop when she's cheated on?
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>>14617010
Can I just be content with the cute Paladin girl?
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I want to get in a fight with the long dead Einherjar and push myself to the limit until falling unconscious.
I want to then wake up in a bed beneath a bear pelt with her snuggling up to me, my arm placed between her breasts before asking me if I'm up for round two.

Queue unarmed combat that leads to sex.
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>>14617016
No, now prepare to be bullied.
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>>14616998
Hrm...well, I've not the focus to craft a whole calender like Jabberwock guy; but maybe I could budget to at least produce a single, high-quality image every year on her birthday. Not like I'd stop trying to get other things throughout the year, but something guaranteed on that date would be cool.
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>>14617019
I liked the idea of the Undead Einherjar monstergirl in the previous thread.
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>>14617052
Yeah, busty warrior ghosts that spend their afterlife fighting and training before going after a warrior who they deem worthy as going into the afterlife with them.

Would be even better if they were busty berserkers in animal skins and dual axes.

LIke non-lizard, undead salamanders.
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>>14617059
Maybe they'd be an alternate evolution for the Wight or Zombie, especially when you consider that some Wights are resurrected from female warriors.
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>>14617065
Could be, although with less magic and more muscle/martial skill.

Hell, there could even be a dreadknight counterpart for those who like their undead warrior women with black plate and two handed claymores.
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>>14617052
>>14617059
>>14617065
>>14617067
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>>14617072
Your kind has now power here, ghostly horse pussy.
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>>14617040
Or you could get one anubis daki every year. Keep going until your dog-pile is larger even than Miiafag's snake pit.
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>>14617076
That Halberd is awfully real anon.
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>>14617076
I dunno, those flanks look pretty powerful, Anon.
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>>14617080
>mounted unit
>using a halbard instead of a lance.

>>14617081
Please, you can see right through them!
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>>14616998
I've been meaning do get a group picture for her with other girls for a long time. If you don't mind, I'll save the idea for February, when I'll have both more money and time to search out an artist for it, if that's OK with you.

>>14617008
I want to get dangerous with a Wock!
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>>14617083
She sees right through you too, Anon! All she sees is fear!

>>14617084
>YFW wocks can tell you to "suck gas" and mean it.
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>>14617086
>Fear
>Not seeing the ambivalence that fills me.

Poor showing for the undead horse pussy.
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There once was a fox called Milly
Who lived in a place that was chilly
We got into a spat
When i called her fat
Now she wont let go of my willy
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>>14617092
Bad move, fat foxes can pin you down easily
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>>14617092
8/10
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>>14617067
>Hell, there could even be a dreadknight counterpart for those who like their undead warrior women with black plate and two handed claymores.
Oh baby, I dig this.
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>>14617095
That sounds like a great move if you're looking to be revenge raped by a chubby fox. That man won at life with only a few words spared.
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>>14617092
Were you just in the /v/ drawthreads?
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>>14617103
posted it their by accident
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>>14617104
Too grainy
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>>14617097
Indeed, your very own undead black knight whose shell you can crack to reveal glowing blue eyes, porcelain skin, and a body that didn't quit when her heart did.
Would you sheathe your sword in her stone?
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>>14617092
>>14617095
>>14617102
http://exhentai.org/s/9ae14475d0/864316-65
http://exhentai.org/s/d055215ab7/864316-68
http://exhentai.org/s/f2217cc829/864316-70
Accursed plump vixens
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>>14617079
Nah, I'm happy with the one I've got. I waited until Monorus was available for a reason. Quality over quantity, that's my motto. Not to say that all Miiafag's aren't quality images; I simply preferred one that I consider "Perfect", rather than a bunch.
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>>14617110
Heh.
What do you request their anyways? I've been attempting to get Miriam drawn as a Succubus.
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>>14617122
just stuff of warriors orochi's kyuubi but it hit the image limit
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>>14617122
there*
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>>14617111
How's this?
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>>14617128
Ah, I wish you the best in that regard.
>>14617130
Slightly better.
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>>14617130
Legs look fucking weird when they move.
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>>14617084
You needn't my approval, especially since it's your money, and your waifu. Do whatever when you feel is best.
But if you're still thinking of birthday ideas, then maybe a POV picture of Jabberwock looking lovingly at the viewer from the partner side of a cake might work. It could be all dark, just perfect for seeing her illuminated by the orange glow of the candles as she smiles at you.
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>>14617113
She'd get all the daughterus.
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>>14616485
Seconding >>14616973
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>>14615217
Oh my god, what an adorable little thing.
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>>14617137
Would you really want all those fight daughterus around the home?
Training with all their weapons so they can show off to you?
Would you pat their heads before your waifu stopped by to get her own dose?
Your youngest clutched in her arms?
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>trying to write about scorpion pit
>end up writing a Dragon fingering her ass
Dragons masturbate, right?
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>>14617130
Try a Dire Cheshire dancing pls
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>>14617120
That makes sense. For a daki, I'd want nothing less than the perfection she deserves too.
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>>14616372
god DAMN!!!
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>>14616899
So this is what Cartoon Network would be like in a monstergirl world.
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>>14615656
BBA?
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>>14617210
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>>14617242
he picked the wrong catgirl to sleep with
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>>14617161
Yes, with their tails.
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I wish insomnia was a monstergirl so I could take out my frustrations on it. Or that I had a NightMare with me.
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its a slow morning in london
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>>14617267
Well there is Insomni from Yokai watch.
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>>14616926
>>14616981
Where do you go to find the date a monstergirl was created/posted?
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>>14617286
Never mind I found it.
March 2nd is a new holiday for me.
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>>14617309
Who's the girl?
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>>14617321
Holstaur, I'm ashamed this didn't already pop into my mind since I live here, but its also the day Texas declared its independence from Mexico. So now March 2nd is the greatest day in history.
Pretty sneaky there KC.
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>>14616689
why am I never satisfied with just the first go? why do I always want more?
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>>14617210
at least post the result anon
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>>14617309

August 16th for me.
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>>14617355
She looks so cuddly
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>>14617355
just noticed the white space, ill fix that next time I post this
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So are we getting more chubwocks or what
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>>14617286
KC's website. There's a complete archive of all the posts he's made since 2007, so it's just a matter of finding the date when a girl was posted.
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>>14617409
I didn't even know he had a website.
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>>14617386
What do you do with a chubwock?
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>>14617413
...where did you think MGE entries were posted to?
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>>14616689
Moar?
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>>14617421
danbooru
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>>14617424
Oh yeah. A Japanese guy totally posts his artwork straight to an English-hosted, content-parsing image board.
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Good night anons.

Somewhere out there is a soft and lonely Yeti. Make her day by forgetting your sweater tonight and wandering by.
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>>14617452
>Forgetting my sweater
>At -3
Fuck that. she's more than welcome to crawl under the sheets and cuddle, but I'm not that desperate.
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>>14617452
But I don't go out much and even then it's only like 60 degrees.
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Good night everyone, remember to not burn down the thread and instead focus on more important things.
Like the roving packs of wendigo youths wandering the night, looking for a man to swarm and snuggle
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I want a office salamander
don't exactly know what ill do with one, but I want one!
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>>14617477
So the salamander guard who keeps an eye on everything or a pocket salamander who keeps telling you to do your best with hotblooded fury?
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>>14617480
I want the guard
the pocket salamander makes me think of a small one on my desk doing a more aggressive shia thing.
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>>14617477
>Office salamander
>She can be nice to work with
>However, she has no tolerance for office pranks
>Decide to mess with her one day
>She comes back from lunch break to find her cubicle covered in sticky notes
>She loses it and storms over to your cubicle
>Try to play innocent with your shit-eating grin
>temper gets the better of her and she bursts into flame
>She simmers down to realize that she's burned herself down to her birthday suit
>Her face flashes scarlet and she covers herself up
>She makes a dash for the bathroom, cursing your name
Would she get back at me with really rough hate-sex?
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>>14617355
Muramasa a best.
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>>14617501
the only downside to the game is that the foxes don't have tails
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>>14617501
I love when Momohime walks into the springs, and finds Kisuke there. She freaks out and he just gives no fucks.
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>>14617480
Fun Monster Girl City fact: Dragon business tycoons hire Salamander Guards to make sure their office slaves keep working. Towering over the cubicles from a vantage point, watching for any slackers that need to be sent to Human Resources.
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>>14617515
What's so bad about human resources?
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>>14617522
The Jabberwock HR manager there touches the Human employees in weird places.
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>>14617500
you would have too explain the burnt cubicle later
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>>14617500
Seeing as she doesn't do pranks and can't into moderation I feel like she would set your cubicle on fire.
>DO YOU SEE ANON!
>DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!
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>>14617534
Again, what's so bad about that?
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so lets see here
>Dragon boss
>Salamander gaurds
>Jabberwock head of HR

so I'm guessing the standard lizard girls are the one who get shit done no questions asked?

and what about the other reptiles in this scale themed company?
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>>14617558
The lizard dons my boots.
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>>14617558
obligatory Dr.Wurm as head of R&D
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>>14617558
what does this company even sell?
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>>14617558
Dragon boss would be followed around by a Lamia assistant, slithering behind her and always writing things.

Lizard girls would work alongside the Human men as office drones, but would always strive to out-do their Human co-workers.

Then there would be the Wurm janitor who's secretly a genius and was once a college professor.
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>>14617571
Loans
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>>14617538
>I play a harmless prank
>She burns down my livelihood
Fuck you, bitch! Literally, just fuck you! Do you now how much they're gonna take out of my paycheck to replace that stuff? Not to mention now I have to re-type all my reports from the past six months!

You know what? No, this isn't on me. She's the one fixing this. I'll get her my invoice records. She's retyping all of my files from those records after hours. With no overtime pay. And I'm using her chair now. She'll either stand or sit in my lap, but I'm not responsible for what happens if she chooses the latter.
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>>14617571
>Claw care products
>Books on the boss's success story
>Hoard locks
>Lamia friendly work-out equipment
>Scale oil and and scale oil acessories
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>>14617509

A shame at that.
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>>14617558
Who's that one girl who mumbles and never stands up for herself until one day she can't take it anymore and she burns the building down?
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>>14617596
That one ryu who didn't do nufin
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>>14617596
The Wyvern, obviously.
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>>14617602
>>14617603
how about both?
the ryu tart the fire and the Wyvern fans the flames.

and no one would suspect a damn thing as the ryu and call in sick, then appear and stop the flames before they get out of hand
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>>14617583
Silly anon. She would never do anything that might jeopardize the company so all those reports have been backed up. And since this is an MGC corp, insurance covers all sorts of things including spontaneous combustion of the work place.
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>>14617594
>Scale oil and and scale oil accessories
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>>14617627
Dragon Hannah Hill sells firegland oil and firegland oil accessories. It's an environmentally friendly alternative energy source.
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>>14617641
how is firegland oil made?
or is it just a brand name cuz my brains going worrying places
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>>14617660
What sort of places? Because all I can think of is dragons selling excess fire breathing fuel to increase their hordes.
This does go worrying places while thinking of how it's extracted though.
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>>14617769
thats what I mean
do they harvest it from the firesacs of unfortunate dragons.
or do the have dragons sort of drool the flammable stuff out and the bottle that?

its the same thing with salamanders, get the stuff out of the tail with out it catching fire
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>>14617660
Strickland Firegland Oil is harvested and refined from the natural excretions of Strickland employees. Our Firegland Oil is completely organic, and is produced without the aid of chemical stimulants or artificial sweeteners.
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>>14617792
>artificial sweeteners.
I'm sorry, what?
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>>14617789
I can only imagine unused firegland oil gets recycled by the body somehow when new firegland oil is made.
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>>14617798
Firegland oil is oddly sweet and has aphrodisiac properties when ingested, making it a rather popular item for bars to mix into their drinks. Adds a serious kick to the drink too.
Too much can cause adverse side effect like being on fire though, always imbibe in moderation.
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>>14617808
Does a dragon's disposition affect how sweet this oil is? And is it a good kind of on fire, or the burning kind?
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so this dragon company is a thing now?
I like it
now all we need is stories of the men working there
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>>14617808
Wait, ive been drinking dragon drool!?
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>>14617812
Me as the maintenance guy #1. I swear we'll fix that water dispenser, when we get to it atleast.
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>>14617789
>>14617798
>>14617801
Crude Firegland oil was originally burnt off as a waste by-product of steel manufacturing. In 1927, chemists at the DuPont Chemical Company discovered a process by which it could be refined into several useful substances.

With the decline of the steel industry new extraction processes were needed to fill the growing demand for Firegland Oil.

The specifics of our current methods are a trade secret.
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>>14617811
No, but the particular dragon's chromatic hue affects the taste. Black dragon oil for example, is a hell of a trip.
And you'll be burning with lust! Also fire, please observe safe levels of Dragon Oil consumption.

>>14617813
No, it's just some places use dragon oil as an ingredient in cocktails. It's less droll, more something humans don't have.
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>>14617812
Did you know Firegland oil and its many derivatives are the 2nd largest export, by value, of the state of Texas? The industry accounts for nearly 17% of the state's economy.
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>>14617828
So, what you're saying is that kissing a dragon too long can make you spontaneously combust?
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>>14617855
No, drinking their unfiltered oil can though.
Kissing blue dragons can give you a pleasant electric buzz.
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>>14615379
Yandere girls are attractive, at least for me in theur drive and passion. I am unmotivated unless someone gives me a goal to strive to. So knowing and loving a girl whose entire drive and compassion is directed towards me is an incredibly warm feeling. Yeah it sounds a bit narcissistic, but I would feel flattered that a monster girl would actually like me that much.
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>>14615382
>Can't feel her hard, smooth scales rub up and down your shaft
>Can't feel the ridges of her soles and her toe talons tickle your tip
>Can't have the feeling of her steaming feet grinding your dick and massaging your balls
>Can't cum all over her toes while she mock your weakness
>Can't have her pull your leash to her pussy, grabbing your head to give her head
>Can't be rewarded with fem cum splashing on your face and in your mouth
>Can't be given headpats when you only swallowed her fem cum when she said so
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>>14615534
As long as that guy actually uses that as a hobby then I'm fine with it.

I hardly go out shooting, or using weaponry other than a fishing rod, but it peeves me to see guys with katanas, and bever use them for fun.

Like if I had a sword I'd find the nearest sword class to enact my childish fantasies.

Also apparently in fencing there are forma where you can get points for slashes.

I guess I found a way for lizardgirls and Salamanders to not have to do kendo for swordplay AND expand another sports avenue.
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>>14615566
Plan to wear rubber and waterproof everything. Not to mention the fact that slime gets everywhere, so shitty wood cabinets are going to rot like a dead skunk.
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>>14617913
What about the guy that got them from his older brother when he got bored with playing with them, and only uses them as decoration?
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>>14617913
Depends how expensive the sword was, some Katanas can go for over $500.

I'd probably use cheaper ones to cut mats and practice with but like hell I'd risk damaging something that expensive.
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>>14616361
Their actual irl lore makes them sound shit, but I can't help it. SMT made them into adorable grandmas with spells to kick ass in early game.
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>>14616282
>WOOOOOOOOOAH HERE IT COMES, HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN
10/10 anon, I'll remember this for the rest of my life
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>>14617922
That I do understand to an extant. But for me on a personal level I like to at least believe I'm going to use a thing I own on a fairly regular basis. I tend to feel like leaving things to collect dust ia a waste of an item, when someone else could be using that thing I don't need and have much more fun with it than me.
>>14617919
To me those people are there for novelty. Same as a new game or toy.
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>>14617261
That sounds like it would be painful.
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>>14617812
I'm Ted the Intern-Guy.
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But what if Anubis is too kool for school?
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Make sure your other wives protect you from catgirl rape, anons.
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>>14615301
The ultimate suffering continues.
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>>14617827
what we need is art of a business guy and his dragon wife in a old timey photo
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>>14618046
I assume with a bottle of the oil, right?
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But how many girls actually fight for love?
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>>14618071
All of them, even if the fights are one-sided.
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>>14618071
We need more lizardgirls and salamanders actually fighting people for love.
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Is warosu kill?
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>>14618223
CloudFlare says so. So looks like it!
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>>14618223
Yes and so is Alan Rickman.
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>>14618243
>Alan Rickman
JUST END IT ALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok7WG_Nikvw
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This thread is more dead than my hopes for the future.
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Why are we so dead? Need a little pick-me-up?
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>>14618295
I'm dead because I'm trying to decide between two things which I'll choose to be secretive about for now.
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>>14618295
Dead is comfy.
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>>14618306
I want actual bunny girls to wear fake bunny ears and bunnygirl suits.
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>>14618243
>Both Bowie and Rickman died at 69
>in the same week

>tfw Trump is also 69
It's happening
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>>14618310
I want a big strong Jinko in a bunny girl outfit.
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>>14618316
Elton John turns 69 in March, Iggy Pop turns 69 in April, Arnie turns 69 in August, Stephen King turns 69 in September. I'm calling they all die within a couple of days after their birthdays. Screencap this shit, you gonna thank me later
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>>14618316
The Quickening?
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>>14618316
>>14618343
>Everybody dying at 69
What is this? some sort of Lilim prank?
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>>14618343
>Stephen King
Fuck no. He's survived getting hit head-on by a van, he's gotten through three terrible addictions at once, and he's somehow managed to snag a wife he's been happily married to for over 45 god damn years. The fucker's going to live to be 108 and I won't believe otherwise.
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>>14618343
>2016
>not taking "die-at-69 challenge"
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>>14618391
I'd rather undertake the "die-tomorrow" challenge.
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>>14618398
Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
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>>14618398
DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>14618363
Maybe we will find the portal when we will be 69.
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W-why does your snowman have all those dangly bits?
What do you mean it's done after your knowledge?
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>>14618457
Two Selkies, one whom has never seen a man before?
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>>14618442
Give me your answer,
Fill in a form,
Evermore, will you be mine?
Will you stick fuck me?
Will you still suck me?
When I'm sixty-nine!
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>>14618461
>stick fuck
SHIT
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>>14617812
>be worker in dragon company.
>salamander guards in place to stop the employees from getting frisky. the salamanders themselves as just as capable of starting trouble as they are at preventing it
>The also do little to stop the lamia's from claiming interns
>Poor Ted, He's the only one left right now.
>The water dispenser and air con are broken again. you would call maintenance but the last time you did, the wurm head of R&D dragged him away to fix some emergency and you haven't seen him since.
>Despite it all, you grit your teeth and continue to ignore the lustful stares from the snakes, the challenging glares from the lizards and the "shrine visit Tuesdays" that Ryu insists you join.
>For all men who work here know that the HR wock hates complainers.

I know its not good, but I need to get my mojo back
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>>14618457
I wish Selkies were more popular.

>>14618461
I want to sing a beautiful song to a MG!
Bonus points if she's a Siren.
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>>14618476
I immediately think of Laius from Dungeon Menshi
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>>14618480
Don't know Dungeon Menshi.
How is it?
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>>14618489
*about
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>>14617067
>implying the wight isn't already a death knight type monster
She's just not armored up in the profile picture.
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>>14618489
It's good fun, only a few chapters out so easy to get into. About going into a dungeon, killing monsters and eating them.
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>>14618476
>I wish Selkies were more popular.
You're not the only one. They're cute and get too much shit for being "literally cosplay" when the original creature was too.

Besides at least with the outfit they look more monstrous than Elves and Dhampir.
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>>14618465
>And the end of the the day the Dragon Boss asks for you to come to her office.
>when you arrive she's seated at her desk. Instead of the usual stern face she shows, instead is a little happier.
"nice of you to arrive anon, please take a seat"
>You start to worry about what's going on, you wondered if this I the point you'll get fired or something
"Can I offer you a drink anon? I have this lovely imported fruit juice I obtained from my last meeting."
>She reveals a glass bottle from under her desk along with a pair of glass cups. not wanting to offend your boss you nod and she pours you a glass full.
>you stare and the contents, its looks like its either tropical flavoured, best guess as she didn't mention a fruit. looking back at you boss, she's staring at you with a expectant look in her eye, without a second thought, you down the glass.
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>>14617421
The wiki, but I wouldn't call that his website.
Went to sleep so yeah 8 hours.
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>>14618595
And then?
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>>14618595
I swear to god I'm going to kill my self the next time I see grammar mistakes just after I click post. might as well move on at this point.

>The drink tastes like you thought it would, numerous fruits that come together for a grate taste.Your boss smiles be fore sampling her own glass.
"Now anon, how do you feel about the company?"
>You pause in thought as you consider lying, but seeing as this is your boss you decide honest is the best choice and tell her the issues you and the male staff are having.
"Well that does seem to be a problem. I think I'll start looking into these matters personally, another drink?"
>You nod and take a refill and sip it, Where the get this stuff? the taste is awesome and the warm feeling you had was going stronger.
"Well now anon, what would you say if I could make you like easier?"
>What did she mean by that?
"I meant a new position as opened up, and I want you to take it."
>A promotion? really? you ask her if she's serious.
"Of course I am anon. why else would you be here?"
>Fine then, you ask her what what you new job will be. floor manager? team leader?
"co president"
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Touch the fluffy cow.
Do it now.
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>>14618679
I want to see a yak Holstaur with blinding bangs.
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>>14618679
Now, that's what i call fluffy!
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>>14618694
One order of molesting coming up.
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>>14618677
What's the catch, will she reduce his salary? will he have to work extra hours?
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>>14618694
Oh god I want to rest my head on her shoulder and listen to her snore so bad.
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>>14618694
Holsts are love.
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>>14618694
What would she do if I put my head in her lap while she's asleep?
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>>14618695
But anon that's exactly what she wants!
>>14618704
I do too anon, so badly.
>>14618712
Holsts are life.
>>14618716
She'd smile in her sleep and start gently rubbing/patting your head to help you fall asleep.
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>>14618712
I want a Holst maid that always gets shy when she needs a milking.
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>>14618716
Unconsciously lift her knees up so your head becomes sandwiched between her lap and her breasts.
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>>14618732
I love shy Holsts.

And aggressive ones.

And both at the same time.
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>>14618731
I don't care what she wants, i 'm going to make her tell me all her secrets only using my hands.
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>>14618716

She might wake up, a little surprised at seeing you there and giggle, asking you if you're comfortable, putting a hand on your head and stroking it.
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>>14618740
My man.
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>>14618677
>What? you almost choke on your drink
>You must be hearing things, because that is too big a jump up the ladder in your eyes.
>The dragon smiles with a gleam in here eye.
"Come now anon, do you think know nothing about those who work for me?"
>Best you could do is shrug and tell here there's a lot of people that work here why begs the question, why you?
"You are the best man for the job, I've watch you for some time, you work ethic and ability to `resist` your co-workers is what I want."
" I need a Middleman, I need someone to tell me more about the grunt workings then my cousin in HR, another top-off?"
>You have no idea why this juice was so dam tasty, but you wanted to keep the warm feeling going and you got your refill and told her that you didn't need to be co president to do that kind of job.
"True, but I don't like the idea of my husband having a lower position then my own."
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>>14618738
Bullied wife
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Dragoons?
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>>14618766
Why bully when you can have heartpupils.
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>>14618768
Nah, then it would dragon too much
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>>14618779
You think it Dragons now? I think it mostly Wurms slightly.
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>>14618763
more
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>>14618781
>Dragon
>Drag on
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>>14618785
I took your joke and went places with it.
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>>14618788
Yeah, places befitting of a wurm.
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>>14618778
Bullying will make her go into heart pupils mode that much faster.
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>>14618536
Ok I see thanks.

>>14618768
Dragons!
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I give up. No chapter this week. Sorry.
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>>14618809
I'm sorry, but did someone just say 'Please give me the milk and leave me alone for a day?', because I think I just heard those words come straight from that tanuki.

All the yoga pants and Pilates classes in the world won't be able to help that tanuki when I'm done with her.
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>>14618809
This is my fetish. I want to masturbate into her coffee while she laughs and taunts me.
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>>14618809
This smug chub deserves a spanking.
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>>14618808
You're forgiven. For now.
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>>14618465
>For all men who work here know that the HR wock hates complainers.
I want to bring up to the HR wock that I think conditions at the company might be less than ideal. I mean, if I word it nicely, she won't get too mad right? She might even see it from my point of view.
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>>14618809
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>>14618853
Could post the unfinished chapter but it jumps around with huge bits missing in between.
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>>14618809
>Tanuki boss heads into her office where anon is waiting for her
>start apologizing profusely
>just wanted to make sure her other MG co-workers didn't try to steal him away
>getting on her knees and taking out his dick while talking
>office sex
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>>14618768
more wyvern and dragoon when
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>>14618863
>not writing the story chronologically when the finished product is going to be chronological
Why do people do this?
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>>14618863
Don't know about anyone else but I prefer it when writers don't rush themselves or release unfinished chapters. It's usually reflected in the quality and it's probably better for the writer's state of mind too.
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>>14618874
It just happens that way. Why would you have a problem with how other people write?
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>>14617573
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>>14618882
Just curious.
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>>14616973
>>14617143
http://pastebin.com/j6e1xx4p
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>>14618874
I understand WHY you would do it - if you hit writer's block in one scene so you skip ahead to the next scene with the intention of going back later.

But I can't do it myself. If I write, I write beginning-to-end, no backsies.
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>>14618884
wunderbar
>>14618893
Thanks mang.
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>>14618881
But it's not good for my state of mind to not deliver anything either. I'll try my hardest to put it up by Sunday-Monday.
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http://exhentai.org/s/ee5c923c37/894198-13
Would you hypnotize your waifu and rape her hand?
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>>14618884
Always happy to see new dragon stuff.
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>>14618906
>Gyaru
>Mind control
>Not a gangbang
This is the holy grail.
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>>14618893
Mad Alice, the porn doujin Alice, and regular Alice.
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>>14618884
Cute!
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>>14618893
I see a nifty collar and a girl with red latex and himedrills. Explain further.
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>>14618927
Alice Lidell (American McGee's Alice)

Alice Lidell (Alice in Sexland; Doujin series as old as the fucking internet) with the Red Queen in her bubble

Alice Lidell (1950s)
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>>14618929
Is this Alice in Sexland any good?
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I'm going to put an amazon in a frilly dress and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me!
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>>14618931
What about her massive shoulders? They could rip the dress.
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>>14618930
No, it's full of bubble tits and bad art like all the "classics"
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>>14618595
>>14618677
>>14618763
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>>14618937
Those glasses really suit her.
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>>14618935
We can compensate.
And if it happens it happens, although it would be funnier if it happened out in public.
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>>14618763
>Going to need to clean your leg later as you've just spilled you glass of juice over it.
you stare at your dragon boss in the eye, she has it, that gleam the monsters get before one of your co-workers disappears for a week or so.
>Nope, not happening. you've spent far too long avoiding duels with the lizards and dodging shirohebi lust fire ambushes to get taken out of the game at this point.
>You stood up where going to refuse her offer before you knees failed you and you crashed back in to your chair. the pleasant warm feeling has changed into a burning sensation.
"Ah, about time that kicked in."
>kicked in? what kicked in, what was she- oh no
"That mix was indeed from my meeting with the new Satyros company, the way they can brew drinks without the taste of alcohol is interesting right?
>No wonder you're messed up right now, she's be giving you creepers this whole time!
"Tell me, what do you know about Firegland oil?"
>Firegland oil? as in the that weird multi purpose stuff dragon secrete so the could breathe fire? You tell her its are best product but you've never used it yourself, why is this important?
"Well did you know I could be used in drinks?"
>You saw where this was going
"what you just drank was a mix of fruit juices, various alcoholic drinks and the best ingredient..."
>she lent over the desk to get in close to my face
"Oil from my very own Fireglands"
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>>14618930
It's good if you're willing to make a drinking game out of how many ridiculous and unappealing fetishes somebody can shove into one pornographic medium. It's probably the only "classic" series I've read where Alice, Cheshire, and the White Rabbit masturbated a tree. I wish I were kidding.
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>>14618936
I see. Shame that.
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>>14618930
Has one hell of a wham ending.
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>>14618945
>"Oil from my very own Fireglands"
Here we go.
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>>14618945
COOKIE NII
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>>14618950
It was all a dream, right?
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>>14618955
Here we go!
'Ere we go!
'Ere we go!

Waaaaagh!
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>>14618959
No. It's revealed that Sexland in of itself is a purgatory of the hyper-sexual and given that Ms. Lidell was a sex slave in life, similar to how the Red Queen was a prostitute, they wound up there instead of any other logical afterlife.

Alice becomes the new Queen after she has the Red Queen get reincarnated by a Dullahan-esque king guy who judges the dead. Who the fuck knows.
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>>14618906
>Hypnotising your anubis waifu so her paws are just as sensitive as her vagina
>Letting her give you a pawjob and listening to her moan as she sandwiches your dick between her soft, overstimulated pawpads

Sounds fun. I wouldn't be comfortable with anything besides consensual hypnosis, but using it for things like that, and to make her feel all relaxed and pleasurable, would be lovely.
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>>14615993
>German foxgirls
I need more of this in my life.
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>>14618972
>not eating her paws out
Why even live? Rubbing your face all over them while she squirms in pleasure would be the best thing ever.
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>>14618974
And they'll soon be a delicious chocolate brown soon too.
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>>14618978
Not if I can help it.
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>>14618946
What a wild ride that story was.
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>>14618981
Fantastically Fat Fox Fanny!
Now in chocolate!
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>>14618984
I will save them from this fate. Not that I actually have anything against delicious brown monstergirls, but I figure if you want those you can more easily get them in Sweden.
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>>14618998
Nah, sweden just has yetis, chocolate elves, and chocolate wendigos.
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I want to be a mad scientist in MGC!

I would invent a gun that transforms girl's clothes into prim and proper outfits.

That's actually my fetish.
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>>14619002
You madman!

Would it also give them british accents and a sudden taste for tea?
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>>14619002
Leave my alps alone, I'm trying to train them to not be afraid of showing skin, and to go "Kyaa!" on demand when I get random panty shots.
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>>14619004
I see the fluffy caliphate has arrived.
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>>14619005
And the smell, don't forget the smell of nobility.
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>>14619006
>>14619012
No Alp will be spared, prepare to see Alps in frilly dresses.
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>>14617812
There should be a short, pear-shaped Fairy Dragon with a fat bottom in charge of workplace morale.

She'll constantly break out into song, encouraging everyone to join in, failing to join in will result in her getting extremely upset, often yelling at the poor man not joining the chorus.
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>>14619020
I want dragon corporations to stop devaluating skilled workforce.
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>>14619020
That alp fairy dragon isn't a real dragon, she doesn't even work at the company. How does she keep getting in?
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>>14619017
In that case I'm gonna cut their dresses along the sides and splash them with fake blood. And I'm gonna make them hold swords and guns and stuff! I'll be parading action girl alps around your lab and it'll be completely ineffectual because they're gonna fidget and complain that they want to go home and watch Dimension W or something.
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>>14619023
Reality-bending Dragon Fairy magic. Just like Cheshire Cats, she can teleport, change people's clothes, and summon props for the sake of singing. All as easy as breathing.

But she takes it very seriously, rhythm is very important.
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>>14619029
I think you need to bully your Alps more, m8.
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>>14619029
>splash them with fake blood.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOIHMupK60
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>>14619037
FAT HORSE BOOBS!
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>>14619037
Do you think that non-succubuss/doppelganger/slime models would take holstaurs milk or use magic to get boob jobs?
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>>14619037
I hate centaurs; top halves are always great, but horse-pussy is just awful.

not only for sex but life in general.
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>>14619020
Would they at least be a foot in length?
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>>14619037
Wow, the artist really messed up her horse half.
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>>14619056
Hmm I guess, fluttering about the workplace, looking over the worker's shoulders. Being happy and cheerful nearly all the time.

Only on rare occasions would they actually get angry. Like that time that guy from accounting said "I hate singing, it's so fucking pointless." The Fairy Dragon went to have a strong word with him.
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>>14619057
That's because she likely has a 4' dick sucked in her.
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>>14619049
>but horse-pussy is just awful
This is why KC invented frontpussy.
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>>14619062
by horse-pussy, I meant the horse part entirely.
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>>14619059
Then that fat-bottomed Fairy Dragon is getting all the daughterus.
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>>14619044
I want to bounce on those tits.
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>>14618977
>>14618977
Wow, I'm ashamed I didn't think of that. It's like a whole new world of opportunities.
Now I can't stop thinking about how turned on she'd get, just having her digits sucked on one by one.
You could start at her pinky digits, feeling your bottom lip rub against her pad, switching from one paw to the next as you work along to her thumbs.
She'd be so flustered from the experience, but she wouldn't even be able to cover her face or stifle her moans. Just touching her paws to her hotly blushing cheeks would bring her to orgasm, and the sensation of her moaning lips against her own pussy would make her practically incontinent with pleasure.
You could straddle her as she lies down, paws together like she's praying, and slowly press between her palms with your tongue, taking special care to nuzzle your nose into her fur. Just that would be enough to bring her to the most unique, intense orgasm she's ever experienced, squeezing her paws into fists as she squirms and clenches her thighs below you, soaking her skirt and panties.

Then, you could just snap your fingers and return her paws to normal, giving them one last, relaxing massage. And all the while, you could help her slip back into trance, counting her down to a peaceful sleep to finish your little session off.
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>>14619066
Oh come on, not many waifus you can ride on the back of while holding onto their breasts.

Just think of them as spider girls with fur and 4 legs.
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>>14618945
"Relax anon, just let the feeling take you."
>With not much else available in terms of movement, you do as she says.
>You've been hammered many times in your life but the burning sensation was one of the weirdest things you've experienced, stimulating with inner warmth while relaxing the mind.
"Starting to under stand why its a most successful product?"
>You ask her what's going on with you body
"Nothing harmful or addictive I assure you, I would never use this if I risked ruining you."
>You manage to ask why was she doing this to you.
>Her response was to look you in the eye.
"I could stand the thought of someone like you in the hands or claws of somebody else. you are the fist person to have my oil and I intent to make you the only one."
>You say there are better ways to do it then this.
"Perhaps there is. but to some love is alot like business. the only way to be sure is when the deal is set in stone."
>She removed her jacket and circled around the desk to straddle your lap.
"Now anon I'm going to let you choose how far we go tonight, we could talk, we you can have more juice, we could even go further, anything you please, just know that one way or another, you will feel more of me."
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>>14619062
>This is why KC invented frontpussy.
His worst invention since mamanobama, and thrown out by almost everyone the same way.
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>>14619075
Assertive girls are top-tier.
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>>14619084
You have excellent tastes, brother.

I'm not into femdom, but assertive girls are certainly the best.
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>>14619084
So are fit girls
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I'm having trouble establishing a clear mental image of kikis. Do they have fur in some places in addition to feathers, like on their heads and tails? What do their feet look like, the one angle you can see in this image aside?
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>>14619075
Call out to a co-worker to save you anon!
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>>14619096
Big scary Dragons!
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>>14619081
It makes sense though, all the other girls with body types like that have their pussy in the same place.

People just hate it on Centaurs because it ruins horse pussy jokes.
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>Dead Lewd (one-shot)

That's now two greentext rewrites in a row. In other news: Something involving a couple of old friends might be on the way this weekend.
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>>14619104
Wrong. People hate it because it's stupid. And not all girls are that way. Stuff like the four-legged type of sphinx is the same.
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>>14619102
Dragons are for love.
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>>14619100
I always saw them as having their legs like harpies, just with those shoe-like feet instead of the claw ones and the tail is pretty much self-explanatory.

What confuses me are the wrists, is it only feathers on the wrists or it goes onto their arms and we can't see it because of the glorious maid dress?
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>>14619115
I think the feathers go up along the forearm, like the spines on some dinosaurs.
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>>14619110
That was genuinely pretty freaky, I'm not gonna lie.
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>>14619115
I think it might be the wrists and possibly the shoulders. I can only begin to imagine how uncomfortable it would be having to wear that tight maid dress over such fluff.

...unless the kikis resort to some pretty extreme methods to appear more human.
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>"Hey kid, you come here often?"
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>>14619114
Even the little shits that steal your stuff with their arousingly long tongues?
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>>14619113
>And not all girls are that way
Ushi-Oni, Oomukade, regular old Arachnes and every other girls in the setting with monstrous bodies all are the same way. Don't see spider pussy or Centipede pussy jokes now do you? It's a dumb meme from /a/ that should have stayed there.
>Stuff like the four-legged type of sphinx is the same.
Which isn't in the same setting, nice try though.
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>>14619129

No
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>>14619117
You mean, like pseudo-wings? that would be kinda weird, i am used to seeing them as more doggish than harpish.
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>>14619100
>Do they have fur in some places in addition to feathers
Yes. Downy feather-pubes.

>What do their feet look like
Weird high-heel bound-feet bird-like things. Literally the only thing I dislike about kikis.
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>>14619115
I've always believed that their legs start off looking much like the MGE Werewolves, but end off in Harpy feet.

Though I still don't know how a Kikimoras shoes work, or if they're even shoes at all.
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>>14619115
Feathery wristbands, is how I see them. The feathers that extend out from them are what's left of their wings.
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>>14619135
They probably don't wear shoes at all, since their feet are covered in scales that look like fancy boots/shoes.
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>>14619121
Thanks! Would you say it/she was as freaky or freakier than the Lovecraft girls?
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>>14619146
>Would you say it/she was as freaky or freakier than the Lovecraft girls?
Maybe, though you used Necromorphs as a base for this one.
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>>14619157
The Hound of Tindalos Girl and this Necromorph Girl are sort of different from the vanilla Abominations in that they're not frightening good girls, but actually possibly evil or predatory, yan at the very least.
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>>14619131
>non mammals don't have the same problem
Well gee, ya don't say. Frontpussy has been hated since it's inception because of it's ridiculous nature, not because of horsepussy jokes. I don't even know how you managed to rationalize that to yourself.
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>>14619163
>yan at the very least
I like.
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>>14619178
Also this
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>>14619168
>ridiculous nature
Yeah, no. Manticores exist and also have two pussies, one being inhuman.
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>>14619169
Now that I think about it, I've done a lot of yans, haven't I? Starting from the Crow Tengus and Loli-Oni. Most of them have been a softer variety, though.
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I want a super genius MG to go yan for me and use her superior intellect to make me love her while keeping all those bitches away.
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>>14619178
>>14619184
Lovely stuff.
>>14619186
That is very much true.
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>>14619185
>Tail pussy
>Not an asshole

You don't know much about scorpion anatomy do you?
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Oh shit, it's the cops.
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>>14619193
Yans are also good for CBT because you know they're doing it out of love.
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>>14618809
>clearly some sort of Kobold making a dog pun
>tries to pass this off as a Tanuki every thread
You need to stop reposting this libel.
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>>14619178
>>14619184
Gazerfag, some of the other anons were looking up the date of their waifu to make as her birthday (>>14616926, >>14616981, >>14617309, >>14617370) so I looked up Gazer's for you, and you'll never guess her date.

September 11th, 2013.
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>>14619223
Oh god my sides.
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>>14619163
>Making Tindalos just a little yan
>When she'd be the apex yandere at the least
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>>14619223
That is actually pretty funny anon
I guess that means 9/11 is a new day of celebration for me.
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>>14619223
>Someone in USA was mourning the 12th anniversary of the loss of a loved one
>Meanwhile, some dude in Japan is drawing a sexy loli cyclops girl
I mean, 9/11 happened 14 years ago, it's okay to chuckle a little bit at this, right?
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>>14619223
The day of the Catalan Way and anniversary of the Battle of Zenta.
Pretty good date.
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>>14619075
internet connection is against me so im ending this

>You decided to spend the night talking and drinking the juice. You didn't go any further but you were both fine with that.
>Afternoon chats with the boss became a regular thing as she came out more to see the goings on in her building and possibly meet you during the work hours.
>The two of you had be come so close that by the time you actually be came a couple, every thought you already were.
>With your new position in the company (and forcing the HR wock to actually do her job no matter how much she complained) the company grew in success and everyone was enjoying
your brand of firegland oil.
>All but you. you don't go beyond taste testing
>Because the home-brew at home is all you need
>Along with your Co- president/wife that makes it.
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>>14619254
Well literally every day thousands upon thousands of people mourn the loss of a loved one.
Quite a few of your posts have likely gone up at the same moment another person died.

The world is a big place, anon.
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>>14619271
Pastebin?
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>>14619278
But Anon, we're all living in America.
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>>14619254
>I mean, 9/11 happened 14 years ago, it's okay to chuckle a little bit at this, right?

Of course it is. I don't get how some Americans are still sore over it 14 years later. Unless they lost loved ones in the attacks of course
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>MFW Liches pre-new Demon Lord were masters of manipulating the Corpse Geometries
>MFW somewhere, out there in the MGE world
>There's a DIRE SKELETON
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>>14619254
>I mean, 9/11 happened 14 years ago, it's okay to chuckle a little bit at this, right?
Too soon.
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>>14619290
What about the Nazis? People are still sore over that seven decades later.
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>>14619288
Not sure about USfags, but the rest of the americafags barely give a fuck anymore, people already remember it as an historical event rather than a tragedy.
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>>14619293
I'd rather see some Undead "Giants", and by that I mean 7-8 ft tall Zombie girls.
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>>14619301
That's because Tanukis can't handle the dapper fashion sense of better MGs.
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>>14619278
>7 billion people are alive today, give or take
>In the entire course of human history, an estimated 107 billion people have ever lived, give or take a little bit more
>That means 100 billion people (give or take somewhere in between) have died over the course of several thousand years

The Underworld is a Big place.
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>>14619293
>DIRE SKELETON

Gashadokuro, then?

Straight outta Zipangu?
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>>14619311
>Gashadokuro
>"The Gashadokuro are said to possess the powers of invisibility and indestructibility"
So Japan has never been able to create good characters then. Its always been 'AND NOTHING CAN EVER HURT HIM EVER'
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What did you do to anger her anon?

We know it was you!
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>>14619311
Yes, except instead of just one mind in its body, it's like the Chimaera. With hundreds of Skeleton imoutos doing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSKc6TBBsBo
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>>14619251
Mistakes into miracles, huh?
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>>14619311
Dat skeleton be like "I heard ya talking sum shit"
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>>14619326
Told her I prefer big tits.
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>>14619326
She overheard me talking fondly about onee-sans.
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>>14619326
I told her twintails are a big turn off. Give me a ponytail or a french braid over that any day.
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>>14619326
Told her that while she's got that jump game she still can't dunk in B-Ball.
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>>14619334
And the bitch be like "Ya'll niggas gonna git it now."
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>>14619311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HI8wrk6nQ

That was an awesome boss fight.
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>>14619351
I was actually about to post that.
But yeah, that track is baller.
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So what has happened to YBA anyway?
I want to find out what'll happen with the cheshire twins.
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>>14619326
I told her that she has weird and creepy hands.
Look here >>14615842
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>>14619364
He's a very busy fellow.
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>>14619288
You wot
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>>14619364
Built a super high voltage amplifier. Did a shit ton of mechanical work and upgrades on his jeep. Had some old friends call him up for a tabletop campaign. Life. The usual.

Still writing though, especially since new years. Just been a little slow. Some updates and a handful of new short stories.
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>>14619373
I think he's referring to the Rammstein video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFVdvXGIT34
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>>14619364

I wonder how many of us stuck with that story because of Trisha. I'll admit I'm guilty. It's great in its own right, but Trisha really sells it I think.
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>>14619393
Yep, best faggot cat there is.
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>>14619393
I was in it for the actual drama, interesting ideas, and wanton cruelty.
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>"Yo yo daddy-o, nice crib you got here. Been a long time huh? I did some soul searchin', met up with some friends, and I've decided one thing. That I like this place, cozy. Now go fetch me a piece of fish, chop chop. I ain't got all day."
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>>14619443
kemonofag pls go
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>>14619443
Looks like I've finally found a use for this device:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgZ66DlkKI
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>>14619443
>implying my waifu wouldn't suplex her spine in two
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>>14619443
Cait Sith a cute, I want to massage her paws.
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>>14619443
I would just call the Jinko waifu over and tell her lunch is on. She very much loves chasing her food.
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>>14619443
Time to turn on the grinder
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>>14619364
He got tired of writing a very long ironic story.
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>>14619443
Haha!
Time for a sofa!
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>>14619443
Would the Cu Sith fight with the Caith Sith?
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>>14619472
Cu Siths are loyal and obedient

Cait Siths are haughty and demandings

One would serve you and call you master, the other would demand you call her Mistress.

Of course they'd fight.
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>>14619474
Caith Sith a shit, Cu sith a olev.
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>>14619472
>Would dogs and cats fight

Yes anon...
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>>14619476
Thankfully neither of them have stories. Don't need to image fucking an anthropomorphic doge or cat
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>>14619484
Yeah. Kobolds, wolfgirls, catgirls and jinkos for me only, please.
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Why haven't you converted to Sabbath yet Anon?
Small and compact is the way to go.
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>>14619491
Because lolis a shit.
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>>14619491
Because I'm going the oppai sabbath route.

Have you seen their familiars?
Small and compact while also packing some sizable cannons.

I want a dog one.
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>>14619211
The rumors aren't true, there's no way that yeti raped and killed a boy in 1990! This is profiling!
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>>14619491
>>14619498
Sabbath a shit.
Oppai Sabbath 4 lyfe!
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>>14619490
I can tolerate horsepussy because frontgina can exist if she wants it. But unless there's some kind of "LE EVUL" magick to turn Cait Siths into a smug, defurred shortstack version of herself would not give kittens to.

I'd smash a de-furred Cait Sith built like that little Kobold bitch with the bone pun like a goddamned freight train though. We're talking scorched earth, ransacked womb here.
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>>14619504
Big hips lolis are the best lolis.
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>>14619491
>Implying I haven't already
Should commission a loli Anubis at some point.

Got a Loli Lich already at least.
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>>14619508
>Towel
So much of my fetish getting posted lately. It's wonderful.
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>>14619508
Big hip lolis are okay.
But I prefer shortstacks.
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>>14619511
Commsision both. They're tiny, so together they count as single tall person.
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>>14619100
Pretty much like this:

http://puu sh/mvQuj/37e24083ca.jpg
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>>14619519
I want to paizuri my wife's engorged pregnancy breasts and make her blush at how sensitive they are compared to the usual naizuri.
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>>14619519
Why so much floatation device? Giant milk sacks just don't suit that frame at all.
I'm all for titanic mammaries on large muscular girls, but lolis need to play to their strength.
>>14619504
This heresy needs to die off.
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spellcheck later
http://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5
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>>14619526
Milky Paizuri is Best Paizuri.
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>>14619528
Niiice, it was you all along.
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>850 replies
>already on page 10
Is there a newhu out or something?
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>>14619537
Comiket was two weeks ago, that represents a huge surge of content.
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>>14619526
Oh yes I know why I have this boner
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>>14619526
>Loli and shortstack lactation

Why is this such a turnon?
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I found a few interesting pictures while searching for Mindflayer's birthday (It's June 14)

Shoggoth http://i.imgur.com/SMSSQvI.jpg

Mindflayer http://i.imgur.com/ts751XE.jpg

Human turning into a Mindflayer http://i.imgur.com/uBxuLw8.jpg
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>>14619554
Remove abominations.
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>>14619554
>Human turning into a Mindflayer
Hot.

There's a surprising amount of stuff out there that still needs to be discovered, most of is probably hidden behind moon rune tags on twitter.
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>>14619554
I am now afraid of turning into a squid because of mindflayers.
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>>14619560
Niet.
>>14619565
Squidification is entirely optional with Mindflayers, so you have nothing to worry about.
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>>14619560
Add abominations.
>Shog
>Flayer
>Thing
>Tindalos
>Necromorph
Any more?
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>>14619554
Ah yes. KC's wearable husband kick.
Would you rather be a fur cloak, a squid, or tentacle panties?
Or maybe you wear her? Carry her around on straps so she's always sitting on your engorged member?
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>>14619554
>June 14th

That's pretty close to my own birthday.
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>>14619571
Tell that to the concept of irrational fears.
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>>14619580
Whens your birthday? It's close to mine too.
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>>14619572
I remember reading that KC wanted to do more Demons of Chaos girls

2016 might be a great year for abominations
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>>14619589

June 27th
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>>14619582
Irrational fear can go fuck itself, anyways I just want to fuck some plump Shoggoth butt.
Abandoned hospitals can eat shit though.
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>>14619594
But anon, abandoned hospitals are prime Abomination habitats!

>>14619590
>Demons of Chaos girls
Let's see if it's more Demon or Chaos...
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>>14619554
That girls face shows a mix of pure pleasure mixed with a little fear of whats to come.
If anything Mindflayers would be the least trusted in MGC.
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>>14619609
Are there even any stories where they don't fuck with someone's brain? Around tentacles, never relax!
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>>14619617
>Around tentacles, never relax!
Rude
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>>14619573
>Or maybe you wear her? Carry her around on straps so she's always sitting on your engorged member?
That's pretty much what happens when you're under the Wendigo's Cloak; just look at her artwork...
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>>14619620
>Abomination x Mindflayer crossbreed
Aw hell naw!
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>>14619620
How good do you think Tentacles are at massages?
The best?
Can I go to a Tentacle soapland?
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>>14619617
I doubt mindflayers even know what they are doing since they flay themselves too. She might be harmless today, but wipe that part and turn her into a beast tommorow.

>>14619620
Mindflayers are not to be confused with Tentacles who are olev and can be relied on.
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>>14619620
Tentacles are cute. I want her, a scylla, and a kraken to wrap their tentacles around me in a big hug
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>>14619625
>Yan flayer turning herself into her crushes dream girl
YES
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>>14619617
I remember that story with the Mindflayer and her husband roleplaying in bed scenes from movies they watched, not sure who wrote that one though.
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>>14619638
I remember the one where a librarian Mindflayer rewrites the MC little by little until he thinks she's his beloved childhood friend turned waifu.
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>>14619635
>Tentacle, Scylla, Kraken
Oh my, that's like the tentacle version of the lamia pit.
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>>14619645
That's still mindfucking, anon.
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>>14619617

I'd be too paranoid around a mindflayer.
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>>14619638
http://pastebin.com/gDpxpETw
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>>14619650
She can fix that.
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>>14619668

No thanks
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>>14619670
Don't you want to become better?
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>>14619681


Nah I'm good.
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>>14619681
People don't take kindly getting tentacles uncomfortably close to their ears, anon.
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>>14619694
>>14619696
Chickens. She can fix what years of expensive drugs and therapy can and more.
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>>14619689
This is way cuter than it has the right to be

I want a drunken Satyr to sleep on my shoulder too!
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>>14619689
Too short, I ain't gonna be charmed by a womanlet
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>>14619698

But I don't use expensive drugs or go to therapy
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>>14619702
>womanlet
Choose your words carefully or her Baphomet sister might give you a little visit
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>>14619704
All the more reason to let her help you!
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>>14619707
Now she's just a full blown Loli. A womanlet and a loli, what poetry.
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>>14619700
>A cute Satyros starts to get sleepy and rests on your shoulder
>"Hey anon I'm...hic, a little drunk can you walk me home?"
>Being the man that you are, you walk her to her house
>On reaching her front door she opens it and gives you a smile before dragging you in and throwing you to the floor
>"Oh come on, you didn't think a follower of Bacchus would get drunk that easily did you?" she teases while crawling on top of you and licking her lips
>"The party is just beginning after all, won't you join me?"
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. . .

...


She's coming.
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>>14619713
Tonight, someone is going to learn why they say: "Goat pussy is best pussy"
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>>14619719
Bring it on, sunshine. I'm going to tickle the fur off of those nips.
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>>14619718
I want to have a drunken Satyros to hurl over my shoulder like a sack of shit!
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>>14619722
Sorry, do get this dick you must be this tall.
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>>14619393
I am.
Trisha a best.
I mean goddamn the heart-eyes, man
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Wife isn't big on memes.
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>>14619725
I'd rather a goddess, they vomit rainbows.
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>>14619393
She's fine. I wish the story cut out the revenge subplot, it distracts from the better parts
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>>14619541
I thought the comiket speed would die down when it ended, I forgot scans are still coming in
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>>14619734
Her tits look nicely sized.
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>>14619737
What anime? Reverse image search brings 0 results.
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>>14619503
Yetis can't rape can they?
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>>14619744
Any monster can rape if they're hungry enough.
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>>14619744
>He doesn't know
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>>14619749
You can't rape the willing, anon.
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>>14619743
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!

It's basically a parody of the whole "died and reincarnated in another world" genre.
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>>14619725
>Vomiting at a Bacchanal
But that's completely expected
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>>14619503
>>14619744
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>>14619776
I'm going to learn a Time Slow spell and use it to catch a cockatrice!
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>>14619744
Only if you get a boner when they hug you.
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I may just put the caterpillar on hold to do the most based goddess to come from any pantheon in a short about nursing, drunkenness, and goat pussy
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>>14619783
>about nursing, drunkenness, and goat pussy
With irish creme milk?
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>>14619389
Glad to see you're still around.
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>>14619389
Lovely
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>>14619443
not wife material but I'd cuddle it TBQH
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>>14619783
This sounds like the dream
Goats are the best
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No story update or anything to go with this, just thought it was worth sharing.
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>>14619819
Dat tummy tho
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>>14619819
>That body
ELH please, I don't want to fap again. At least not just yet.
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>>14619819
Who's the artist?
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>>14619839
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3063190

DA name is in the filename
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Gift.
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>>14615217
>parents end up adopting a baby vamp mosquito your age from a branch family that ended up in an accident.
>also have a genuine vampire onee-san.
>oneesan treats you both as servants, seems actually ashamed of vamp nee-san in public.
>ignores her at school.
>shes not actually mean just feels that she far above a mosquito.
>in a few months you and vamp nee-san will enter the same high school as vampire onee-san
>what do to try and make them get along better ?
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>>14619819
Cool. Always u for more armored dragon girls.
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>>14619845
Wait, the guy that drew pic-related takes commissions?
>>14619855
I love the attention artists give to her hips.
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>>14619856
I understand little
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>>14619855
Shapely gift. Good gift.
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>>14619839
Kuma-X. Exaxuxer.

Draws alot of League of Legends stuff like Rengar fucking Nidalee as Punished Snake and the qt who's name I forget
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>>14619861
As far as I can tell he does almost exclusively nothing but commissions.
So much of his art is described as "commission for X"
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>>14619861
Even if it's the deadliest demoness on universe, i wouldn't probably be able to resist if a powerful world-ending angel of death did that pose and asked to be dicked like a bitch in heat.
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>>14619645
got a link?
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I got requested a sheep girl so have at thee
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>>14619861
Some artists just know where it's at, really.
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>>14619879
He drew a Banshee/Beargguy hybrid.
>>14619888
You did pretty good on the thighs.
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Also a Fiora
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>>14619901
baste the birb
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>>14619861
Diablo-sama stories where
>>
So when people read about a monster in a story or something what do they look like? Most people are just gonna think of the picture in the profile, but then they get kinda generic when a village full of monsters is introduced and certain aspects of certain monsters get emphasized more than others because that what was in the profile pic. I realize reading the profiles that writing about a sexy girl is kinda like writing about a scary monster because most of them time whatever the reader imagines will end up falling short of what the writer is trying to get across. So i usually just end up as a sort of conglomeration of all my favorite porn artists like legoman or hatomame or houtengeki and realized i dont have a concrete idea of what they look like.
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>>14619928
>So i usually just end up as a sort of conglomeration of all my favorite porn artists like legoman
>legoman
Come the fuck on anon.

Also, I can recall spending a few paragraphs describing the features of a busty Familiar.
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>>14619819
For as little as I could give a fuck about you or Magma-Tits at least you have good taste in commission artists
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>>14619937
Eh, Legoman's not so bad.

If you just want to look at "Same-facey bimbo vaguely reminiscent of a popular video game character" for a quick fap, he's fine.
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>>14619928
It was then that I saw her, surrounded by the cacophonous Satyrs. She was vast, almost titanic in size, her heaving bosom having an impossible defiance of the natural world as even unclothed from her aged tunic her left breast did not sag nor hang. Upon a crop of unruly magenta hair sat a laurel wreath not unlike those of the great Emperors past, crowning two curved goat horns.

Even as her subordinates made merry in their wanton copulation and drinking, she seemed almost cathartic. Like a mother to her children, a booming voice cried out welcoming each of the participants to the 'Baccanal', drowning out the sounds of bodies rutting in frenzied sex.

One such Satyr walked over to the Matron and took a handful of her massive teat, squeezing it in one palm. From it flowed a deep red wine, filling the air with the smell of fermented grapes. I could feel the tightening in my trousers as she locked eyes with my own. It was then that I think I went mad.
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I want an oppai loli manticore!
Or maybe a kakuren.

A dragon would be fine too....or a Kiki!
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>>14619985
I want one copy of each monster girl to wear an apron and be my maid.
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>>14619978
noice
>>14619985
>oppai lolicore
I still remember bringing that up for the first time ever.
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>>14619928
If there is little to no description I'll make up a vague picture in my mind, but with enough information I find it easy to get a clear image of anything

>whatever the reader imagines will end up falling short of what the writer is trying to get across
I believe the opposite, the reader will adapt the scene, character or whatever to his own liking and thus he'll enjoy it more than if he had the exact same vision as the writer.
The kind of people that would imagine something worst than what the writer envisioned probably don't read at all in the first place, they'd rather enjoy a movie or other forms of media
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>>14619994
An oppai loli maid harem!

>>14619995
They are for teasing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=besekb8f664
Would you eat food that your waifu cooked with Love?
It's sort of a given that she would for you.
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>>14620020
Of course.

Though I'd like her to integrate it properly in the cooking process; rather than just using it as an after-thought glaze or some such.
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>>14620020
Well, when you eat her pussy you don't complain, why would you if she put in on your food instead?
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>>14620020
Sure, why not? I'd eat a steak even if I saw her squatting over it on the counter, rubbing herself so she can squirt on it.
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>>14620020
Difference is that she's hardwired to like the taste and gain sustenance from mine. Really, that entire idea of cumming in your partner's food is just weird to me.
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>>14620031
What if you're not into cunnilingus?
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>>14620055
>He's not into cunnilingus
Laugh at him, long and hard. Who doesn't want to eat their waifu's wet taco.
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>>14620020
I'd drink it directly.
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>>14619185
>Implying one gives birth out the tail pussy
Jesus fuck anon, why don't you go pass a watermelon through your dick hole, come back and apologize for being stupid?
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>>14620065
I always thought Manticores kind of birthed their young by putting their tailpussy to the floor and lifting it up as it deposited the cub, similar to how the Xenomorph Queen lays her eggs.
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>>14620065
Always hated that analogy. Sure it's painful and damaging for the mother, but the pussy is meant to pass babies.
Y'know what's analogous to a man passing large fruit through his urethra? A woman doing the same with hers.
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>>14620078
Man you're fucked up.
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>>14620083
The analogy is perfectly apt as seeing how neither are designed for childbirth.
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>>14620078
You know why that's less stupid? Because it's an EGG, and not a fetus.
Eggs can't catch their limbs while sliding out of a several foot long ribbed tube, suffocate themselves on some piece of anatomy in the process, or become deformed due to the fact that they're being forced through what is essentially a hosepipe, rather than just a vagina.
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>>14620094
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Man, human childbirth is straight ducked up, anyway.
We're the only mammal where the fetus acts like a cannibal parasite, trying to eat and assimilate their unborn siblings while actively ravaging their mother's body.

Monstergirl birth would be joyous in comparison.
Actually, considering how monstergirls are, it would probably just be straight up joyous and harmonious.
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>>14620129
You should read more books before making further posts.
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>>14620129
This
100% this
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>>14620106
I don't know how to respond. It's too early in the morning to dump such a huge load of sarcasm and facetiousness. You're saying you think that the tailpussy is designed to pass manticore young? You think they lay eggs or something?
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>>14620129
You could've prevented this. But I just had to.
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>>14620129
Yeah, I bet it'd be really really fun to watch haha
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>>14620143
>Further

You're confusing me for people who posted in regards to the topic prior. Anyway, consult >>14620149. I'm not exactly wrong, except in regards to the "only mammal" bit, perhaps.
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>>14620129
IMO monstergirl pregnancy would be just as or more horrific to an outside observer, but the participants would be too far gone to consider it anything except wonderful. Heart pupils for days.
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>>14620129
Some women experience orgasm during birth though.
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>>14620197
>Some random Anon goes to see the live birth from the Demon Lord
>The head's cresting
>She's ahegao'ing
>Every monstergirl in the audience is fondling their husband's balls
>His face when he's alone in a sea of degenerates getting off to a horned baseball coming out of a coin purse
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>>14620153
You're not getting invited.
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>>14620197
It probably wouldn't look any prettier, but yeah. Considering how monstergirls are practically made to be mothers, the whole birthing process would most likely feel absolutely wonderful for them. A complete rush of motherly love and affection from start to finish, followed by sweet relief when it's all over.
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>>14620217
>The concession coon offers him some salted peanuts in the middle of it all
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>>14620221
haha
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>>14620217
I'd only watch the Demon Lord give birth under the condition I get compensated with a lot of dosh.
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>>14620217
>What the deus vult?
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>>14620228
>Not remembering that particular KC Q&A
Anybody got the pic?
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>>14619711
Well ok. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>14620238
You being a squid dildo who forgot that he was once a human.
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>>14620238
The worst thing would be to turn you into a vegetable, only good as a living dildo.
I would rather that she doesn't change what makes me "me".
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>>14620233
Oh yeah that guy.
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>>14620233
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>>14620238
You shed your faults and become a better man.
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Monster girl wet t shirt contests.
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>>14620270
Gonna use it to surprise attack a Hinezumi and take her down at her weakest.
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>>14620270
I'm going to replace the water buckets with thirsty slimegirls, then sit back and record the whole thing.
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>>14620262
If that's the worst thing that could happen then what's the best thing?
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>>14620282
The same. A mindflayer will never hurt you unless she has to.
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>>14620282
An eternity of euphoric bliss.
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Do you think the church of eros has a version of black mass?
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>>14620299
No, because the sabbath has that instead. And the Order actually puts up with Eros, which they sure as hell wouldn't if it was like the loli orgy pit or the Fallen God's eternal orgy pit practice.
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>>14620279
Yes yes yes.
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>>14620302
>loli orgy pit
Well, there's three words I very much like next to each other.
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>>14620317
Then welcome to the KC Sabbath's black mass. Enjoy the free catering punch and pie. You also have to listen to a thirty minute lecture on why big boobs and onee-sans suck and must be destroyed.
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You know what girls are criminally neglected? Dark Matter.
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>>14620324
Do I get ridden during this lecture?
If so, I'll gladly shout along.
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>>14620327
>girl
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>>14620299
My guess is that they don't
Instead, they celebrate really hard whenever one of their follower gets married, no orgy involved
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>>14619776
>serial hugger with heart pupils
She's an unstoppable hugging force who won't rest until everyone she sees is in a deep mofu sleep
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>>14620324
But big boobs and onee-sans can be great too.
I like loli, but maybe this whole Sabbath thing isn't for me.
I think I'll just create my own loli-centric religion. We can have loli orgy pits, but oppai lolis and vertically challenged onee-sans are welcome to be worshipped, too.
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>>14620327
They're the setting's negative energy elemental and are either a rather boring "girl wrapped in demon energy gel" or a plot event.
They exist only in the context of demon energy corrupting the world and inducing lewdness, which a lot of authors don't really want to bother with.
Saphirette Spherica is pretty cool, but she's a legendary character who was already one of the best elementalists.
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>>14620327
>Living fuckball nuke
Gee Olly, I dunno why.
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>>14620349
>>Living fuckball nuke
Is this actually a thing?
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>>14620343
>Worshipping loli's without forcefully lolifying women and brainwashing men into onii-sans
The Baphomets will hear of this!
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>>14620324
>>14620332
>>14620343
The Sabbath is not anti-boobs and onee-sans per-se.

Rather, it's the Head Baphomet who's very anti-tits. Most members have a more ambivalent view; some branches even welcome oppai-lolis.

Rather, the Black Masses begin as a scientific and magical symposium. As most of the products on display are of a sexual nature however, you can guess what direction things take once the audience is invited to test new products...

Thus, "Loli Orgy Pit".
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>>14620358
Why don't you read the profile and find out?
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>>14620358
Yes. It's called a Dark Matter.
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>>14620361
You should read the witch profile again bro. I know it's an old one.
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>>14620344
I may be pretentious by saying this but I'd love a story of an Elementalist finding out that characters like Saphirette Spherica aren't just living fuckball nukes, but something more especially given the Void in The Five Rings setting was basically the presence of all Elements
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>>14620367
I'm of the mind that statements KC makes subsequent to profile releases trump contradictory statements in older profiles. Come to think of it, has the MGE-1 version of the Witch profile been translated? Can't recall.
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>>14620368
Saphirette just wants a man that she can have apathetic sex with all day while she reads. She's already into-the-trash-tier.
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>>14620372
>apathetic sex with Saphirette
>while she reads 50 shades of grey
>giving off small 'ha' 'ho' 'hee' at the terrible writing
>giving her a copy of Alpanon's stories gets you in trouble and she refuses to even let you ruffle her hair while she tries to decipher 'wet taco'
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>>14620327
>Dark Matter
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>>14620360
Hah, let them come! The moment they walk in through our front door, we'll treat them to sweets, headpats, and even let them sample some of the oppai holst lolis' milk!
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>>14620371
I was getting more at the fact that all the Sabbath transformations literally turn human women into a flat loli. They also have almost exclusively young loli monsters as their constituents outside of those. And the head honcho has declared a war on tits.

So while most of the monsters can't be arsed to have much of a strong opinion on tits, they don't really have busty members. And really, since when have monsters had a strong opinion on anything that wasn't "Get a husband, fuck my husband." Remember permanently joining the Sabbath even as a monster keeps you loli forever. It's just stated the parents of those monsters don't care because they get all excited about getting grandchildren sooner rather than later.
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>>14620358
You actually forgot about Dark Matter?
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>>14620397
That shota doesn't look very happy.
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>>14620397
I don't understand what's going on here.
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>>14620401
Not many people would be happy about being made of sticks.
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>>14620397
>>14620363
>>14620362
Reading the profile just makes me more confused. Why are they called "nukes"?
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>>14620411
We need to show you that one .less image
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>>14620411
Because they're used as such. You ever read about the fall of Lescatie?
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>>14620411
A Dark Matter walks into a bar.
The bar, and the city around it, is now a demon realm.
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>>14620411
>As soon as they appear and get their hands on a man, at the same time huge amounts of magical energy will be scattered about, converting the land completely into a Demon realm.
They're terraforming nukeballs.
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>>14620397

The Artistic skill of your average Paladin in effect, ho boy.
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>>14620424
>dissing Crayon
Shame on you.
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>>14620408
It's a shota who wanted to be a paladin see a paladin get beat up and is now kept by a Yandere Arazon.

Man, there are people here who don't know Crayonfag. What happened
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>>14620389
Yes, the Sabbath members are turned to through-and-through flat-chested lolis on joining. But still, the primary shtick of the Sabbath is scientific and magical experimentation (For sexual purposes). There's really nothing stopping them from experimenting with things that make tits grow, if they want. Really, how many common workers in a company concern themselves with their CEO's private vendetta?

There's also the fact that Holstaurs are immune to the flattening effects. So any holsties who join the Sabbath would be oppai lolis.

More fun facts of the Sabbath: They run a Daycare Service that helps to educate young monsters. While membership is not required, many young monsters wind up joining after being educated there.
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>>14620424
>Insulting Crayonanon's talents

Get out.
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>>14620397
this is somewhat depressing
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>>14620428

Even an Humpty Egg could do better.
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>>14620408
>>14620424
>People forgetting about Crayon

You are a disgrace to the uniform.

You are stripped of your rank as anonymous and are hereby demoted to Apprentice Anonymous.
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>>14620423
>>14620420
>>14620419
Okay, I see where you're coming from now, but I'd still say there's a big difference between a demon realm and a fallout-filled burned out countryside.
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>>14620440
Not to a paladin.
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>>14620434
>>14620401
Just keep looking at the sun.
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>>14620440
Depending on the type of demon realm created, and from the point of view of a follower of the Order, there isn't that big of a difference.
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>>14620439
It's sad, isn't it?
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>>14620450
There are types?
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>>14620452
He still lurks among us, out there. Like a Force Ghost or something. He made pictures for both Cait Sith and Cu Sith.
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>>14620453

Yes there are types that appear to be normal, for example, green demon realms.
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>>14620453
There's canon shit like Lescatie, the Demon Realm where the Demon Lord resides, Green Realms (Which are primarily a Pharaoh thing iirc or Khepri Kings who aren't douchenozzles), the Night Realms from Apophi, and Wonderland. The only non-canon or fan created ones I can think of are Vamore from Maritan's background and wherever the fuck Ilassa is from.
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>>14620440
Lescatie's biggest tourism is monsters fucking in the ruins of the holiest places of the Order. That's pretty harsh.

>>14620460
Green realms are only made by Pharaohs though.
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>>14620453
There's the dark, hedonistic realm. Think of a giant orgy pit. Then there's the green realms. Which are arguably not terribly different than corrupted lands.
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>>14620383
pretty sure you're thinking of Miracle Matter, not Dark Matter.
Miracle Matter and 02 Monster Girls when
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>>14620465
not terribly different than uncorrupted*
that makes more sense
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I really doubt most of them look like Pandemonium or whatever the realm the fallen god is in. I bet there are realms that look pretty normal compared to those controlled by those foolish Order types.
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>>14620408
>>14620430
I still remember when I requested it.
I still want to see a busty yandere Amazon sit with a young squire in her lap though.
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>>14620480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY

>Daily occurrence in an Order controlled village
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>>14620469
>02 Monstergirl
Your fearboner shall be divine.
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>>14620480
The desert ones are kind of like that, but they're still under the Not!Egyptian pantheon as much as the Demon Lord. Regular demon lord realm farmers literally go "Oh darn, the fuckgas scorpions ate all our crops again. Welp, maybe they won't next year. Now who's up for a village-wide orgy?"
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>>14620469
>02
Pls no.
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>>14620482

Accurate. Now I want to watch the Monty Python films again.
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>>14620453
Dark Demon Realms, where water is red, the night is everlasting, and tentacle forests grow.

Green Demon Realms, which look about the same as before the corruption.

Then you have Spirit Realms, pocket dimensions any magical creature has the potential to make. Pandemonium, Wonderland, and the Chief God's Divine Realm are the main examples.
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>>14620469
>>14620484
>>14620495
>02 Monstergirl
>Angelic red-sclera'd Cyclops that wears a band-aid over its cun-
Fug I like the Kirby series too much to do this.
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>>14619020
>You're hard at work one day, trying to finish up some reports.
>Hear the pitter patter of little wings.
>Oh no it's her.
>"Good morning employees!~ How's everyone doing today?!~"
>There's a mumble from the rows of cubicles.
>"I SAID GOOD MORNING!~"
>Everyone tries to put on their best smile and replies to her with 'Good Morning Miss Fantasia!'
>"Good! Now, has everyone remembered to bring their song packets?"
>Oh fuck, you knew you forgot something.
>"Excellent! Let's begin! And a ONE~ and a TWO~ and a THREE!~"
>Everyone starts to sing, you do your best to mimic everyone.
>Her ears twitch.
>"NO! NO! NO! NO!!! You're all OUT OF TUNE! I told you all to PRACTICE!~"
>"Miss Fantasia, Anon has forgotten to bring his song packet."
>Goddamit Phil, you fucking boot-licker.
>She flutters over to you and hovers right in your face, her hands on her incredibly wide hips, leaning forward in a way that would give you a nice view of her cleavage, if she wasn't almost completely flat.
>She still has a smiling, sickeningly happy expression on her face, but her eyes are glazed over.
>"Anon. Where is your song packet?"
"I-I forgot it Miss Fantasia. I'm sorry, I won't do it again!"
>She leans in real close, whispering into your ear.
>"I know where you live Anon, don't ever fuck up my song again or you'll regret it."
>She flies away, back into the center of the room.
>"Ha! Silly Anon!~ Oh well, we'll just have to make do without him!~ Alright people! AGAIN FROM THE TOP!~ WITH. RHYTHM."

Such is life working for a Dragon.
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>>14620454
He needs to come out of retirement!
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>>14620469
Anon, http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter

Dark Matter was the evil space entity who possessed people because he just wanted to make friends but didn't know how too because he didn't understand emotion, creations like Gooey and Miracle Matter are just different types of Dark Matter. 0 and his later form 0² was the progenitor of Dark Matter, and in his original form felt no emotions, so when he heard from the first Dark Matter about Pop Star invaded the planet so he could find out what it was. After Kirby defeats him and ends his invasion, he's able to be resurrected as 0², and before he felt no emotions, in his new state he only felt negative emotions, and thus wanted to plunge the galaxy in sorrow, leading to Kirby's final fight with him.

I mean learn your Kirby lore anon.

>02 Monster Girls when
Closest I got
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>>14620504
>forgetting about the based Undead Kingdoms
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>>14620486
>Desert Ones
The ones made in the Desert (By an awoken Pharaoh at least) are the same "Bright Green" realms that can pop up anywhere.

Comparatively, the ones created by an Apophis are the same "Dark" realms like the sort where the Demon Lord's Castle is located.

Both really are the same, the core difference just being the sort of atmosphere they have. And I mean in terms of ambiance. And both are definitely better than Pandemonium.
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>>14620513
>Undead Kingdoms
>Ever existing
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>>14620507
Still wanna fuck that fat fairy dragon butt.
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>>14620513
Undead Kingdoms aren't really a type of Demon Realm per-se.

They're simply exactly what it says on the tin. Kingdoms occupied by Undead.

Not to say that a theoretical Undead-type Demon Realm, where it's perpetually midnight, and an elegant, misty fog cloaks the ground, wouldn't be nice.
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>>14620509
Dark Nebula from Squeak Squad was also related to Zero wasn't he? I know that he was called Dark Zero in nippon.
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>>14620523
I bet a fairy dragon breathes out a sparkly mist that induces hallucinations instead of fire.
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>>14620505
>>14620509
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>>14620528
>where it's perpetually midnight

That's exactly what they are. It's in the Wight profile IIRC.
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>>14620517
That's like saying heaven and hell is basically the same except for the decor and the residents.
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>>14620530
Outside of name and artstyle, not really. The Dark Matter trilogy (Dreamland 2, 3, and 64) were all made by a guy named Shinichi, which is why they're so different and more Evangelion than the rest of Kirby.

The guy disappeared after he worked on Nightmare in Dreamland, and no one knows what happened to him. That's why Dark Matter Trilogy characters never really appeared after 64 outside of cameos. Oh, and the same with Ado/Adeliene. She's based off of the girl who directed the artstyle for those games.
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>>14620537
I forgot that Setz drew that.
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>>14620513
Undead suck.
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>>14620532
I hear she's got a rainbow for a tramp stamp, and that the interior of her house is entirely pink, with stuffed animals strewn about.
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>>14620551
Vampires and Ghouls are capable of that yes.
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>"Hey, hey, hey. Can you make peace between the Sun and Moon? You need to ask the giant comet Nova for help! But first, there's something we must do. To ask Nova, we must gather power from all the stars around us. It will be difficult, Anon, but you can do it! We are counting on you. Good luck!"
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>>14620551
I don't especially like undead either. Perpetual midnight and the creepiness that comes with it doesn't appeal to my tastes.
But on the other hand, they give us Dhampirs.
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>>14620564
Show me your eldritch Soul form you cunt.
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>>14620571
>Undead Kingdoms
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>>14620544
Well, there are some interpretations where that is indeed the case.

And in such, Hell's usually the more fun of the two.
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>>14620540
>First paragraph of the Wight profile
>They are high-rank undead that control numerous other undead, and those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create demon realms of everlasting night known as “undead kingdoms,”

Huh. Well, I stand corrected. Alright then.
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>>14620564
Wut
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>>14620575
They'd probably architecturally styled like Yharnam, which is neat.
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>>14620507
Everything about this is making me want to break that smug behavior.
I don't care if it's a futile effort, I want to humble that fairy dragon.
Likely with my penis.
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>>14620575
Reader beware! You're in for a scare!
>>
Hey guys, my friends told me to try catching a Wurm by the tail. I'm out right now and I just managed to sneak up on one and grab it's tail, but now it's looking at me and I think she's hungry or something because she just licked her lips. Any advice?
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>>14620587
I'll be honest with you anon. If Yharnam had less murder and beasts and more jubilation and monstergirls I wouldn't mind living there.
It's a really beautiful place.
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>>14620591
Buckle up, and brace for impact.
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>>14620591
Brace your pelvis boyo, you're about to lose your virginity.
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll cuddle you afterwards.
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>>14620505
Would you fuck her?
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>>14620591
Stick your forefinger in her mouth.
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>>14620598
I don't know anon.
>>14620601
Who or what is this?
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>>14620575
I'd fuck a Shoggoth Great One.
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>>14620587
>dark victorian architecture
I don't even like any of the Undead MGs but goddamn if this shit isn't on point.
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>>14620594
>>14620597
I'm not sure what you mean? She just grabbed me by the shoulders though. Makes it kinda hard to type on my phone.

>>14620600
I tried this and she licked and sucked on it a little before saying she wants to taste the good parts. What does that mean?
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>>14620592
That's the point of the design in any Souls game: Amazing architecture and designs juxtaposed against zombies, hellbeasts, and knights that are way too big.
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>>14620585
Just listen to her, she just wants you to get a little wish for her. There's no danger in doing that, she won't use that power for domination and to become an eldrich undead creation or anything.
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>>14620614
Let her lick the rest of your fingers.
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>>14620587
>>14620592
>>14620608
It's funny because I distinctly remember having a conversation with InariKitsune about how Yharnam's architecture was to-die-for and the Bong said Victorian architecture was boring and generic compared to D&D.

I was goddamned livid. Especially since Castlevania is almost entirely Dark Gothic/Victorian architecture and Symphony of the Night has the most dapper Dracula to ever exist. Some day I'll write another Lovecraftian girl in a setting like Yharnam, but Harblador has that down pat as his schtick.
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>>14620626
>Lovecraftian girl in a Yharnam setting
So you want to go full cosmic horror?
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>>14620626
>Inari
>Having good taste

Bloodborne has narrative faults, but it's environments are not one of them.
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>>14620626
> and the Bong said Victorian architecture was boring and generic compared to D&D.
That's because Inari is a brain damaged faggot.
>>Especially since Castlevania is almost entirely Dark Gothic/Victorian architecture and Symphony of the Night has the most dapper Dracula
I feel that Lament of Innocence was the most "gothic" CV game, especially when you account for The House of Sacred Remains.
Also, Portrait of Ruin had the Lugosi Dracula, making it the game with the most dapper incarnation of him.
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>>14620632
Ebretias-chan is moé. No argument there.

>>14620641
>Bella Lugosi Dracula
>Not Norio Wakamoto Dracula
Screw you Portrait of Ruin was ironically ruined by CHARLOTTE JONATHAN CHARLOTTE JONATHAN. Otherwise it was pretty k
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>>14619037
Oh baby!
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>>14620643
Ebretias should not be sexualized. She is a proud cosmic god, not something to jerk off to.
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>>14619063
I wish there was more of this centaur
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>>14618884
>>14618937
I was so focused on getting is out that I didn't notice these.
thanks dude
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>>14620608
Anyone with taste would.
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We get too many slimes that look like they're made of jello. Why can't we get more sexy, shiny, opaque slimes?
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>>14620675
Tentacles and a human form. I think I'm in love.
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>>14620671
But I've always hated Shoggoths and Mindflayers before anon. I don't know why I've started to like them.
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>>14619484
I would like stories....
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>>14620655
No, she'll be the new Mother Kos because Moonman is an asshole.
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>>14620704
Then I'm sure you'll find plenty on Furaffinity where they belong.
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>>14620704
Go to any furry site and read the smut they have there then, faggot.
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>>14620675
I would wear that like a suit.
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>>14620720
I would swim in her like a pool.
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>>14620698
>>14620720
I'm just in love with the fact that her body looks like it's made of molten latex. It's unique and looks sexy as hell. The fact that she's got an 11/10 body and tentacles is just icing. Plus that rape face.

Uncensored if you care: http://imgur.com/wZCvens
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>>14620708
Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm...
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>>14620728
The environmental highlighting that looks like it could be an interior glow really makes it.
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>>14620675
Uncensored pls?
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>>14620742
literally blind
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>>14620742
Why are there so many idiots in these threads nowadays?
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>>14620745
>>14620749
I didn't refresh the thread before I posted, geez.

>>14620728
Thanks anon.
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>>14620751
>Not using auto update
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>>14620720
>You will never wear your slime waifu like a Vanquish Suit
>You will never dash around all day beating up Order Heroes

Man...just made myself a little sad.
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>>14620728
>http://imgur.com/wZCvens
Just what all is going on in that image? And how solid is that slime?
The viewer appears to be on an elevated ledge like an office building, but the wall to the right is cracked. You can see a spire against hazy orange clouds and a red, possibly evening, sun but there is strong blue lighting coming from below.
...and from the viewer, including a halation on the POV. The wall opposite the viewer is textured like it could be a temple or stretch of a taller building and appears to have fire pits.
The girl herself has glowing blue eyes and a white crescent with a split but no delineations for teeth.

So am I looking at a latex slime that can change the details of her colors in some sort of burnt out city? A temple pit to the demon realm? A ledge in the evening?
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>>14620785
I remember I had an idea a little like that a long time ago. It involved a guy wearing a slime symbiote suit, granting him enhanced strength, durability, and all the neat abilities that slimegirls have. There was also an idea for a hellhound who could use her hellfire to armour herself and use it to boost around just like Sam in Vanquish. Maybe they'd fight each other or team up as superheroes.

It was a dumb idea, but I kind of liked it anyway.
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>>14620803
Shiieet, man, just stick your dick in that slick, squeezing slimepussy.
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>>14620785
Was that game fun? It's a shooter so I could probably care less about the story, but was the gameplay good? It looked interesting but I never had a chance to ply it.
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>>14620728
if a slime can change their physical dimensions does that mean they can change their voice at will?
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>>14620820
That would be both amazing and terrifying
>Slime starts out with imouto-tier cute voice
>Suddenly drops to ara ara~ registry of a succubus
>Flips around vocabulary on you to be extra confusing
>Talks like a little girl in ara ara voice
>Uses semen demon speech as imouto
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>>14620830
I could see her going a step further with that.
>has fixed mass
>Splits into two shortstacks or three lolis.
>pulls mass together into something like that latex pic. Perfect curvy figure but with some of it splayed out in pools or tentacles.
>draws all mass into one body when she wants to look huge and muscular
>still uses loli voice in muscular form to screw with you
>from her biceps
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I'm going to over feed a mantis and nothing is going to stop me!
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>>14620816
Yeah, it was fun. Even though it was a 3rd person cover-based shooter, it's about as far from Gears of War as you can get while still being in the genre.
The story is camp and dumb, and boils down to "Evil Russians take over a satellite with a microwave emitter and use it to explode everyone in SanFran, now go up there and kill them in your awesome prototype DARPA suit."
The guns are interesting, and don't just boil down to 12 different types of machine guns.
But best of all is your ability to GO FAST and PUNCH FASTER. You can quite literally dive roll seamlessly into drifting on your rocket powered ass, shooting bad guys in bullet time, only to approach one final guy and jumping rocket dive-kick him into giblets.
The game is crazy fun, even if it lacks a little polish. Pick it up for like,10 bucks if you find it.
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>>14620840
There really needs to be more done with slime girls. I only remember one story where they did interesting voice and multiple mouth stuff, sadly.
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>>14620844
These are the same people who made Viewtiful Joe, Okami, Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, and Metal Gear Rising after all.
Fluid action is their shtick.
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>>14620841
No fuck you, god damn son of a bitch.
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>>14620841
Have fun dealing with the instinct that usually arises once hunger is thoroughly satisfied.
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>>14620849
>CUH-RAZY Viewtiful Sexy Style, Inc. made a shooter game
That's all you had to say, really
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>>14620841
What are you going to do with the chubster afterwards though?
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>>14620851
Never!

>>14620857
Don't worry, her head shall be thoroughly patted.

>>14620859
Grope her rear.
Something tells me mantises are bottom heavy
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>>14620877
What'll you do when more of it eds up going to her belly instead?
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>>14620877
They're not really anything-heavy. More lithe than anything else (goes with the idea of martial arts), though still a good body. I'd imagine she'd get just all-around pudgy: arms and legs get softer, chest and thighs plump up, etc.
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>>14620728
Because she is made of latex.
Those caught by her are usually mind broken into a latex-coated slut with a permanent ahegao.
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