Tiny baby bonnets.
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Last thread died so quickly, so I hope no one minds me reposting this.
Here's a zip file which contains the other Snibako Wock picture from before, the full resolutions, and the nude version.
Hope you guys enjoy!
As long as reposts are happening, here's Falling Leaves Chapter 9.2 in case anyone scans the first few posts of this thread later.
And now I have a headache. Goodnight.
Sometimes i like to imagine Miia and I married and living in a nice quiet town, on a block with other waifufags
I like to think about Miia and Jabberwock talking over coffee about how much I like snake hugs, and how much WockFag likes his wing cocoons.
Having a little mini Gazer and a Tiny Wock running around my house on a play date with my sneklett
All of us going on a group date and playing couples board games after.
I just want a married life with Miia and friends
Let's say Hoof Pussy Kingdom takes over the remainder of Human Pussy Kingdoms before Undead Pussy Kingdom has a chance to do it themselves.
What Hoof Pussy girl would you want to be with?
Reminder Hoof Pussy Kingdom means any fine lady with Hooves barring demonic shit like Baphomets.
>tfw you make a post right at the end of a thread
Nightmare I guess, she can invade my dreams where she can be something other than a horse pussy.
Also she gets along with the other waifu well enough to get really bad fanart of them both together.
Advisor Kiki reminds you to headpat your maid today.
I really miss maid central anon.
Why pick a horse pussy when you could choose any of the others?
>tfw no soft, mofu family to oil up and have slippery cuddles with
Sad day. Sad anon.
I skimmed through his post again and didn't see that he replaced "Horse pussy" with "Hoof pussy".
On second thought I'm choosing a Holstaur, because I think it's amusing to share a cow with an alp that has a milk addiction and having her titties drained so dry that they shrink to A-cups.
I'm going to teach your sneklett how to build motion sensors and other devices she can use to do secret things behind her parents' backs, and there's nothing you can do about it.
These foxes are making me want to commit a crime.
>MFW imagining sliding up and down on the fox-mom while covered in oil
>Until you're both panting and heaving messes
>MFW the slippery cuddle sex as her sinfully soft pussy tugs at you
>MFW the daughteru slipping and sliding up and down your back, whispering lewd things into your ears
>Until you just fucking DESTROY both of their pussies
>KC writes constantly about how the MGEverse is mindbreak only
>the cheshire doujin is mindbreak garbage again
>swears up and down that people who hate the setting for being mindbreak garbage have it all wrong and "it's an exaggeration"
What is it with him? Just be out and honest with yourself about your terrible setting dude, there's a reason why people hate it and that's why.
You may try; success is not guaranteed.
If he was just being coy then whatever, I don't really care, it's his setting, his rules. It's him being defensive to the point of outright saying gaijins have it all wrong about his setting being mindbreak sex-only, which trespasses into lying.
Besides what >>14615354 said, too mean to the MC who just wanted to go home after taking a bad turn, especially when he was nice to the cheshire. I can't self-insert like that.
I couldn't agree more sir, who wouldn't want a nice simple life with the one person they love most. I personally would want that as well, a nice simple life spent with my lover. I hope I find her one day and thanks to miia, jabberwock, and gazer; I'm inspired, hopeful and determined to find her one day at a time.
You deserve headpats yourself, y'know. Always there with the right thing to say and all that.
That's quite a bit of a backlog that anon has. Though it has been a while since the last one...
>Every wonderland girl getting fucked
>Silly Cheshire faces and dicking
It's everything I expected and more, if anything nice is an understatement.
>I can't self-insert like that.
It's not really that kind of doujin. There's multiple monster girls getting fucked by different guys.
I'll be honest, I have no idea how he manages that when he exclusively draws AND writes about stuff featuring them locked into sex-only and unable to do literally anything else. Not even so much as doing typical housewife things like cooking or cleaning, just animalistic sex whenever, wherever.
I don't how that should stop me from self-inserting to the guy getting fucked by cheshire, or even potentially one of the guys who wasn't (as) brutally femdommed, but nope, they were all the same.
And people claim KC cares about maledom. I remember when people here were insisting that the cowgirl-only comment was wrong.
It'd be the comfiest, and especially wonderful to see the cute little daughterus all grow up together as best friends.
I wanna make them snacks when they have a sleep over and watch horror movies that are too scary for their young selves.
Just remember, you don't find your waifu. Your waifu will find you. You'll know when she's there.
Yananon appeared here during halloween.
Okay, fine, Cheshire didn't actually exclusively fuck the guy, she did walk around with him for a couple minutes before resuming her sex marathon with him.
Okay, it's pretty excessively rough. Not 'brutal'. That nice and specific enough for you?
Thanks for the advice, I make sure to keep on the lookout for her when she comes to me. In the meantime, I'll keep bettering myself, my life and waiting patiently for her to arrive.
I prefer them wrapped around, clinging to the girl's wet curves, but all the same, a girl fresh out of the wash drying up with a towel is so very, very much my fetish. Lovely work.
I saved a thing last thread cause I liked reading it. So here's a screencap.
I was talking more about the world guides; KC does do more than SEX SEX SEX. There's also brief mention of such things in some profiles, but again no one actually pays much attention to that and it seems like the profile stuff tends to loop right around back to coitus anyway.
Not him, but is this the one? I've got quite a few screencaps saved too.
His world guides gave me the impression that only the more poor, lackadaisical, or bestial monsters fuck all day.
The smarter ones make life incredibly lewd and have a lot of free time, but have higher purpose.
Oh. Yeah. I meant more relative to the monster girls themselves, I know he does write about things like "oh the paladins who try (and continuously fail) to kill off these literal world-enders are so evil because girls just wanna have fun".
Here, have a combat Kiki.
Remember to reassure daily that you love her or she might go and claim your enemies' lives in order to win your favor.
Battle Maid Kikimoras when
>TFW no Battle-Maids who are trained from birth to not only serve their masters as waifs and meidos, but as their swords
>TFW you will never pet a Kikimora's head after she disposes of the garbage surrounding you two
>TFW she will never steal a kiss from your cheek
have tender, vanilla sex in contrast to her savage fighting style
>Flop Combat-Kiki's ears up and down as she pretends to be the estate's watch-dog
>Barely dodge a knife from her garter that hits the wall
"Master would be wiser to not disturb my duty to his house."
>She's a complete hard-ass during the day
>But at night, she always cuddles with you, saying she doesn't like to be alone
>TFW you will never take her virginity
I think we need to focus much more on soft, floppy kiki and dog-girl ears in the future.
I was thinking recently, would I be able to date a half slug woman?
Like, her lower half, from her waist down, is a slugs lower half. She trails slime everywhere she goes and she's incredibly slow and lazy.
and yes, she has a slug vaginy
She could have whatever characteristics and personality you would want but you can't change the stuff I listed above.
I could do it personally.
Sure, why not? You'd have to get rid of any carpets, and replace it with hard flooring, and there'd be lots more cleaning, but I think it'd work out.
Slow, squishy sluggirl sex sounds pretty great, too.
I want to
slide into a Kikimora's teased pussy while her clit is pressed against the edge of a small decorative table and nibble on her ears as she desperately tries to resume cleaning!
We're hosting a giveaway over on the Wiki and you're all invited.
>Short Story Contest
Submit a short story of less than 5,000 words featuring one of the 18 girls listed on the rules page.
Submit your name and email, easy enough.
>What do we win?
Winners will receive a copy of Butter-T's new artbook (8.5 x 11.5 inches, matte card stock, full color).
1st place winner of the short story contest also gets a free commission from Luth.
>Where do I enter?
At the very least, skim the rules for me; already had to remove a handful of entries.
>But the Wiki is garbage.
You don't have to like us to win some free hit.
Last time I post, promise.
>Kikimora dusting the frames of windows and somesuch
>Bury your face into her butt, smelling her womanly scent
>Master no, this is indecent
>Tell her that it's mighty dusty from your point of view
>It's been nearly twelve hours since you last had sex!
>Passionate ear fondling sex ensues
>Oldest maid just ara aras when she catches you both in the linen closet
The best part is she's technically a BBA due to her age but
has the figure of a middle-aged woman. With a full, hourglass of breasts and hips to accentuate her Kikimora nature.
Full ara ara~
>Try to molest BBA Kikimora as she's cooking
>Take a grip of her copious buttock and give it a healthy squeeze, it's plump and warm and oh-so-soft
>She just smiles and pinches the back of your hand, before holding up a spoon for you to taste the evening's soup
>Needs more salt, and a potato to soak up a bit of the bitterness
>Brush one of her ears, she smiles with her full lips, calling you a silly boy before passing the spoon to one of the estate's cooks and guiding you by the hand to one of the bedrooms
>One of the younger Kiki's cracks the door open only to see you mating pressing the eldest maid
>Her legs going to heaven as your seed overflows lewdly out of her pussy, squelching wetly
>She steals a kiss from you as your bodies are twitching and sweating
>Ara Aras when you pull back
"I not only got your first time with a woman, but your first kiss."
>Ask her how she knew you'd never kissed any of the other maids in earnest
"It's my job to know these things, my Master. Your father told me to take care of you, but now it's your turn to take care of me~"
>Suddenly, Anon's house becomes a battlefield
>You have to spank maid asses if you want to survive
>Maybe pinch them or rub when you are out of ammo.
>The enemy forces are lead by your ara ara maid chief
>A battle Kiki veteran of many molestings
>You are not sure if you can take her down, she can turn the tables on you if you lose focus
>But you don't care
>After leaving that shy Kiki who likes to knit a blushing mess on the floor you decide to face your destiny and build your legend today
>The showdown at the kitchen begins!
Here is the final image, didnt have a copy of Dark Souls for reference, so there is Bloodborne
>it's not even a bodypillow
>it's just a really long drawing
Next time don't be a faggot and post the full image or don't post at all. This isn't your blog. This isn't youtube.
And if you're going to hype it, make sure it's actually decent work. Seriously hope you didn't pay for that.
I don't care who it was, to be quite honest. I only knew it was Sif because only a faggot would by the Clare image. Doesn't justify the faggot wasting all of those images on a goddamned unboxing. I mean shit, for as much as I could give a fuck less about Magma Tits as a story or character at least ELH would just post the image instead of playing fucking a shitty game of "GUESS WHO GUYS"
Of course he paid for it. Most people don't have access to a printer that could properly handle a long image like that.
Now if he paid any more than $15, then yeah, he's a fucking dumbass.
Bollocks "Blunder of the Century" Blockhead.
Bollocks the Boiling.
Let's get back to the Monster Grils, shall we.
This guy draws incredibly lewd dullahans
Not sure about his characters but he suffers from a fairly heavy case of same face. Some of the limbs he draws are also very rigid but that's easy enough to fix with some anatomical study.
Some hate on Akai for being a monster boy.
He's a silly guy who enjoys a joke and sometimes takes it to far from the thread, at least that's the impression I always got.
Do you accept the challenge from your loli Tanuki niece to play some video games?
If you win she'll suck your cock...
God damn it I need to find that manga image that has that line.
>Doing anything without monetary gain
Of course I'll beat her down in some vidya.
Kids these days act like pressing buttons is hard.
But that cock sucking thing seems more like a reward for her than me when I already have her aunt. Damn these lewd Tanuki.
Got some finished sketches to hand out again.
That's what happens when a Pharaoh gets locked in a sarcophagus for several centuries without any sex.
I drew this for a friend but it's worth sharing here
Oh no! A Kiki brigand demands that you give her all the headpats or else she shall swat you many times with her broom!
What do you do?
Also something I was supposed to draw before end of year but was kinda busy to. At least it's on time for the chinese new year
With various well placed pets, rubs and hugs you easily subdue the dangerous Kikimora!
As you proudly walk away the defeated and now dopey smiling Kiki, you can't help but wonder that this was exactly what she wanted.
You yell out against the Kikimora bridgand, who looks at you dumbfounded, before lowering her broom and asking you in a soft voice if you could give her headpats.
What would a Soldier Beetle community look like?
How can you anon, look at how she's begging you, you are the monster if you say no to her.
Me too, anon. There's something about waking up an ancient, powerful monster, who still clings to you for support because of the strange, new world around her.
Like that vampire from the previous thread.
I wonder what her reaction would be if she saw that I had her old mansion restored.
The world needs more tall and busty muscle monstergirls.
>Be student at MGC West Side college
>Pass by on the street to see a Kikimora with dead, glazed over eyes and a sign in her hand that says "Will Maid for kind Master"
>Student walking with you tells you to not make eye contact, but it's too late
>Kneel down to her, she's not half-bad looking when you think about it
>Ask her if she wants to at least get cleaned up to help her get a new Master
>Take her back to the apartment and she showers, recoils when she thinks you're going to be pissed that she used the rest of your shampoo, stammering it was for her fur and tail
>Tell her not to worry about it, and give her your jacket to 'keep herself warm'
>See her nearly every day, she clings to you like a lost puppy offering to clean your house for letting her use the shower
>She's pretty good at it
>Be walking back to the apartment with her when she sees two of what she told you were called 'apron sisters'
>One of the maids tells you that she's a terrible maid who had another divorce, and should go to the glue factory like a good 'old horse'
>Your palms are practically bleeding when you get back to your apartment from your fists being balled. She awawawas and looks for the first aid kit
>Bandages your wounded hands, and gives a small 'ehe' when she's done, smiling
>Her tail's wagging and her hands are flopping up and down excitedly as she asks if you could give her a head pat
>None of her former Masters ever did that for her
>You can feel something else awaken within you, even more cathartic and bestial as you pet her head
I seriously want a satyros to take advantage of me after spiking the punch.
>Be Succubus maid, gloating about how you told that idiot no-good Kiki and her new wannabe Master off
>Stand at the train station, trying to hop onto the metro rail back home, imagining your master in his bed with a nice juicy stiffy
>Feel yourself blushing at the idea
>Look down the train terminal, there's some guy in a green uniform looking directly at you
>He looks a little familiar, could he be... ?
>Look away, the guy's giving you the creeps
>Look back towards him, feeling eyes on you
>He's in what looks like a biker's helmet now
>Tell the creep off that this fine piece of ass is for your master only
>You can hear the night train coming
>Thank Lilith, now maybe you can go home and get you some fine Dick Au Meister
>There's a sound of an engine revving
>Your blood runs cold in your veins, recognizing the put-put-put-put of the engine
>The Green Man is holding a chainsaw, and he's running at you at a break-neck pace
>You can hear a muffled "WOOOOOOOOOAH HERE IT COMES, HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN" from beneath his helmet
>You're running as fast as you can, damnit, these heels!
>Lock yourself in the bathroom, and move your legs so it can't be seen you're in the stall
>The door gets kicked inwards, another monster screams and runs out
>You can hear the heartbeat of the chainsaw
>One stall, two stalls, there's a pause and you can hear footsteps leaving
>The chainsaw's biting into the wood of the stall door, and it gives way before you can scrabble out of there
>Try to fly away, but strong hands jerk you to the floor
>This is it, some crazy Paladin is going to kill you
>He drops the chainsaw
>Cracks his knuckles
>You can feel the hot piss going down your inner thighs
>He lifts up his helmet's visor
"I was going to ask you to apologize to a dear friend, but this was easier."
>Shake your head, tears streaming down your face, mouth frothing before he strikes
>Wake up alone, unharmed, the chainsaw haunting your nightmares forever
It's the only non-baphomet mammal I had with big horns, my bad
>Wake up to the smell of burning eggs
>Kiki's awawaing and panicking
>Apologizes profusely that she ruined breakfast
>Give a groggy smile to her, moving behind
>She gives a small yip as you stand right behind her and place your hands over hers, guiding her on how to make proper scrambled eggs
>She asks you why you prefer easy-to-make meals over the eloquent feasts her former masters would force her to make only to chastise her with cane and hand when she failed
>Smile at her and tell her that you had a hard-ass sergeant who had told you that in small stint of the duty you did that every meal was a feast, no matter the style
>She's crying as she's eating the food
>Walk her to her day school, a way she's found to pass the time by learning from housewives and retired maids on how to work around the house
>See the Succubus from a week ago, she freezes up in terror when you look at her in the eyes
>Kiki asks you what happened between you two
>Smile wolfishly and tell her that she missed her evening train
>Get punched in the shoulder by your pouting friend when she thinks you fucked the bitch
>Re-assure her that there's only room for one girl in your life, and maybe she's closer than she thinks
>She goes beet red and her ears flop several times before she shoves you playfully away when you reach the academy
>Tells you that some day she hopes to wear an apron again
>Just give her a kiss on the cheek and a hair ruffle before your afternoon classes
>More studies on the Contact War and the effects one man had on the denizens of the Third Demon Realm, where he fucked his way to a harem by himself
>Get texts from the Kiki regularly throughout the day, and share stories with each other at dinner
>Finally pop the question as to why her other masters let her go
>She fidgets before opening her mouth
I've never been massively into the monster girl thing
but I've gained this infatuation of kikimoras, is there anywhere that I can find more kikimoras stories? Because the pastbin doesn't have many.
"M-My first Master was a man who thought he could buy happiness with his wealth. I wasn't the only one under his employ."
>She bunches up her dress, biting her lower lip
"He played us like fools, fucking the head maid in our quarters on a nightly basis, locking us out of our rooms. We were made to listen to the screeching of bed springs as he slaked his thirst for the flesh on her."
>Ask her how she got out of his employment
"That's the funny thing about being young, you make stupid mistakes. Eheh -- He tried to rape one of the youngest maids, who hadn't even had her first bleeding yet. I just couldn't stand there and I... I..."
>Tell her it's okay if she doesn't want to continue, she holds up her hand.
"N-No... I... gouged out his left eye. I can still hear his tormented screams and feel the hot pain of his mistress' slap on my face."
>She gives a small, almost sad smile
"My second Master was nice, but also cruel. He treated me more like a tool than a person. Every mistake I made he'd hit me with his cane, chanting 'spare the rod, spoil the child' like a mantra."
"I don't miss the bastard. He kicked me out of his house on false pretenses, saying that I was trying to poison him with dust mites. That's when the Maid's Association took my apron away... and that was right before I met you."
>A tear goes down her face
"I guess that's just my story... to be a maid who can't keep a master to save her life. A true 'virgin slut' who can't fight her own nature."
>Put a hand on hers, she's sniffling now, nearly bawling
>Tell her that you still struggle to live with some of the things you've done in your life
>Admitting that she's a small glimmer of light in the darkness that you've been repressing
>Make some cocoa and tell her all about the Contact War, how only a few years ago you didn't think you'd be sitting here with her after Hell
>Pause, telling her that it's better to be happy than depressed, holding up a box for her to open
>A special gift to her
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz (a cute undead Kikimora appears in this one)
January 13th? It looks pretty good though.
It was? I don't remember that being brought up during the final days of the shitstorms.
I remember people going ">fanfiction" and so on, but not so much any complaining about greentext specifically.
>She opens it, clasping her mouth with her hands
>It's a traditional black dress, a white cap and apron resting on top of it
>Tell her that if she wants, you'll be her Master, and she can live with you through the good and the bad
>With trembling fingers, she touches the cap, it has her name embroidered into it
"Who... who told you?"
>Grin, telling her an old bird gave it to you, noting that it feels wrong to just call her "Kiki" all the time
>She flies into your arms, kissing you on the neck and sobbing, calling you "Master" over and over
>Her ears are flopping before you pick her up in a traditional bridal carry
>She starts flipping out how indecent it is to carry one who isn't of proper marrying pedigree like this
>Quote an old movie and say 'Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
>She's tense as all hell when you both undress
>She's petite, her breasts not exceptionally large or small
>Lays on the bed and puts a hand over her womanhood and breasts, telling you it's embarrassing
>Chuckle, and kiss her
>Start petting her while kissing her some more, she's stammering
"Ano-- Master! S-Stop!"
>Keep at it, her feathered tail reflexively beginning to wag before she grabs your arms to get you to stop
>Laugh and tell her she's completely open
>Start teasing her breasts and pussy, you can tell she's a virgin with the tightness between her legs, this may not be a good idea but it's too far to turn back now
>Her back arches in her first orgasm, turning her into a panting, needy wreck as her chest heaves up and down
>She tries to recollect her nerves as you press the tip of your penis to her moist slit
"M... Master... It's too tight."
>Tell her to trust you, and that it'll only hurt for a little bit
>Push all the way in, she shrieks and clutches to you, feeling the small pressure of her hymen breaking
>Stay there, not moving for a few moments
>Pet her head and congratulate her on becoming a true maid
>Start thrusting slowly, pulling all the way out and back in, letting her body adjust to you
>In a few minutes, she's panting and moaning as you increase speed, giving her deepest parts love pecks
>Her pupils change to heart shapes as you slap your hips into hers, pulling her arms towards you as she's spread eagle, holding her in place
>Tell her you're going to cum soon, and that you're going to do what any good Master would do for his maid and fill her to the brim
>She flushes beet red at the idea
"B-but what If I get pregnant?"
>Grin and kiss her, telling her that you'll make her into your wife
"No! I'm too young to become a mother!"
>Caress her face, telling her she wouldn't be smiling so strongly if that were true
>Tenses up as she orgasms again, folding your body completely on top of her in a mating press you let loose
>Filling her to the brim just like you said
>Exclaim to her that she belongs to you now, not as an idle claim, but as a final, possessive statement
"Y-yes, my Master."
>Wake up to the early morning sunshine, she's sleeping on your arm
>Awawawas in panic when she realizes you're eating breakfast without her preparing it
>Placate her with a head pat and whisper into her ears
"It's fine if my little maid has a small break. Especially after I was so violent with her the night before."
>She calms down a little bit and goes about washing the dishes
>Grin when you notice she's wearing your night shirt instead of her traditional maid costume, the perfect opportunity to fluster her arising
"I love you, Kielo."
>She pauses, face going a bright red as she resumes her work
"I... l-love you too, Master."
"No, you don't get it. I -love- you, Kielo."
>Spend the rest of the day going at it like animals, skipping your classes
>Each and every day she always gets flustered when you insist on helping her
>Even when the years go by and you're both blessed with no less than three wonderful daughters
>She still loves her headpats
Nice stuff Bollocks.
See? You can churn out nice stuff when you aren't doing Bollocks things.
That's sort of difficult to determine when many english hentai VAs go under different aliases.
Although I do find it funny how Griffiths/Kai Shidens english VA voiced the protag of that Lunatic Night hentai.
Come to think of it, I do remember some bitching about greentext stories, though it mostly just boiled down to one person complaining about how they simply existed in the first place.
If you got stuff banned and deleted, it must've been that shitass mod/janitor who just wanted to stir more shit to make everything worse.
What the fuck sound is awawawawa? I see it in here all the time but I have no idea as to what actual sound it's supposed to translate to.
Like that sound Mario makes when he steps into lava.
It's also commonly associated with Wendigos.
[Muffled inarticulate Wendigo fuming noises]
Requesting that yandere/army veteran look she gets in her eyes when she smells nearby assailants after her master.
I want to see Kaiko drawn as a Robot Master.
I'm not entirely sure why, but I do.
She doesn't qualify to be a robot master.
She can't do this with her fingers.
>If only there were a mermaid one
I'm really going to need you to step up, senpai. The box art counts for jack all but it's a good hole regardless.
I think Kaiko loves her man at almost any age.
She'll be okay.
>More and more wealthy people and families were moving into your neighborhood
>You had gotten some offers on your home as well
>But 5 minutes from work, 2 minutes from the grocery store and 10 minutes from the range meant you weren't leaving willingly
>Next door neighbor is a Vampire
>Never met her, but you figured it out fast when the "ohohoho's" started waking you up at 2 in the morning
>How has no one else complained?
>Knock on her door one Saturday to ask her to tone it down
>She complains you just woke her up and calls you an insolent cur
>If that's how she wants to play this, then okay
>Start coming home for lunch every day just to mow your lawn
>She gets louder at night too
>3 weeks go by, you refuse to give in
>Another week, there's a knock at your door just after sunset
>It's her, and she looks haggard
>Huge bags under her eyes, her skin's oily, her hair's a little frizzy, etc
>Then again, you're not much better
>"What do I have to do to get you to stop?"
>Tell her that when you get a good night's sleep, so will she
>Close the door in her face
>Sleep like a baby that night
>Keep your word and let her sleep that day
>Lying in bed that night, breath a sigh of relief that it's finally over
>Next morning, neck's a little sore, must have slept wrong
>Don't notice the wet spot on your blanket
Well, this discussion belongs in the onahole general over here >>14602074, but lubed up all you feel are nubs and ridges. It's nice, but so soft it's not as stimulating as you'd thing.
>Do you think it could match up to the real deal?
There is no real deal; if there was we'd all be out getting "raped" right now. Adjust your imagination to match the hole and it'll be the best you can do. Again though, box art means nothing, buy something that seems to be a good product, not one with an image that fits your fetish.
I want a dragon onahole.
Gonna buy a Bad-Dragon one one of these days.
Shut up it's my imagination. If I imagine it's connected to an MG Dragon, then so shall it be.
Like dragons they're horrifyingly durable, but they also cost a decent chunk of your hoard. At least they're styled to be scaly reptile vaginas to match your desires once they're out of the package though. Do what you must, but research well.
Due to Bacchus' association with the Order, is it possible that some Bacchus followers know combat of some variety?
I-Impossible! They run across the entire map, this is a 1/5000 chance of randomly running into one!
Bind her head, and she won't be able to inflict confuse on your party!
>tfw just one month until EO2U in Europe
>tfw still no word on EO5
>demon lord in your party FOE
>matango in the inn's kitchen FOE
>all the merchants are takuni FOE
>gazer before the boss room FOE
I'd do many things to a Cheshire rear end.
Impregnation is one of them.
>Fat disembodied ass in your face
>Tail hands you a beer
>Close the fridge
>Start walking back to the couch
"...Wait a minute."
>Go back to the fridge and open it.
>Just the usual stuff you've put in.
>Close it and walk back.
>A floating cat butt appears, and follows closely behind you.
In EST, it's now January 14th. Two years ago was when KC first released the Jabberwock! This is the closest thing to her Birthday there is, so Happy Birthday Jabber!
Time sure flies, huh? Two years ago this thread used to be on /a/. Hard to believe it's been so long. So much has changed since then, but at least Jabberwock's greatness will always remain!
Anyways, I've got a few things planned today for her. But one I'd like to involve the thread in is I'm getting another commission, this one from Phanaxial (The guy who drew the drunk St. Patrick's Day Chubwock). Is there anything the thread would like to recommend to be drawn? I was thinking of a Hot Spring picture, but if you guys have some suggestions, I'd be open to hearing them!
Anyways, happy birthday Jabberwock! Here's to a bright future!
It might be a little ambitious, but given the occasion, how about this? A jabberwock celebrating her birthday, surrounded by her dragon-type and Wonderland friends. The jabberwock'a tentacles could even be wearing party hats and blowing party horns.
Why would I cheat on my waifu? That's sick, you're sick.
2 character commissions are pretty expensive. I'd like to save that until I get paid in February if that's OK. I'll get it though, don't worry!
A birthday celebration picture sounds great! But, I'm not sure if I could get all those characters, as much as I'd love to. That's 12 characters, 5 Dragons and 7 Wonderlanders. It'd be hard to find someone who'd even be willing to draw that many characters in one picture, let alone for a reasonable price.
Yes, I admit it might be a bit much. It might even be as much of an investment of effort as you made into your calendar, only with a single artist.
Maybe we should save that for her 10th birthday.
How about Jabberwock as the centre of the piece, with two or three other monstergirls surrounding her? Say, a dormouse, wyvern and jubjub, for example.
I'm just putting forward ideas here, of course.
How to celebrate it? There's a lot of time until then to prepare and think of ideas.
When there's trouble you call D.W.!
Would you prefer a unpure Blue Goat Unicorn or a pure normal Unicorn?
I want to get in a fight with the long dead Einherjar and push myself to the limit until falling unconscious.
I want to then wake up in a bed beneath a bear pelt with her snuggling up to me, my arm placed between her breasts before asking me if I'm up for round two.
Queue unarmed combat that leads to sex.
Hrm...well, I've not the focus to craft a whole calender like Jabberwock guy; but maybe I could budget to at least produce a single, high-quality image every year on her birthday. Not like I'd stop trying to get other things throughout the year, but something guaranteed on that date would be cool.
Yeah, busty warrior ghosts that spend their afterlife fighting and training before going after a warrior who they deem worthy as going into the afterlife with them.
Would be even better if they were busty berserkers in animal skins and dual axes.
LIke non-lizard, undead salamanders.
Maybe they'd be an alternate evolution for the Wight or Zombie, especially when you consider that some Wights are resurrected from female warriors.
Could be, although with less magic and more muscle/martial skill.
Hell, there could even be a dreadknight counterpart for those who like their undead warrior women with black plate and two handed claymores.
I've been meaning do get a group picture for her with other girls for a long time. If you don't mind, I'll save the idea for February, when I'll have both more money and time to search out an artist for it, if that's OK with you.
I want to get dangerous with a Wock!
>Hell, there could even be a dreadknight counterpart for those who like their undead warrior women with black plate and two handed claymores.
Oh baby, I dig this.