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She's going to give you head.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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postan' from last thread
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I want to tie up a bunch of loli mousegirls and molest them!
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>>14607998
>Battle Meido Satyros is madly in love with her young master
>she even received his parents blessing in marriage too
>however, she has encountered a major struggle
>she doesn't know the exact words she wants to use when she proposes to him
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>>14608026
Wait a ticket. If the head is here, where's the body?
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Fairys are nice
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Remember to walk the neighbor girl to school, as a gentleman should.
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>>14608026
I want a Dullahan whose genki body makes her tsun head do lewd and lovey-dovey stuff
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>>14608010
Yes, that sounds truly delicious.
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Please consider a Yeti maid, her fur doesn't make too much of a mess and she's easy to cook for
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>>14607996
Poor girl.
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>>14608041
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>>14608043
Ok but its not my fault if she ends up pregnant.
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>>14608052
That's oddly specific anon.
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>>14607962
Where do they get the alcohol though?
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>>14608026
Julia?
> " Well, I couldn't decide between leaving a letter in your locker or running into you with toast in my mouth like in the anime, so-so-so I--"
And then she starts crying.
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>>14608037
It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU OOOOOOOOO SHE'S SCARY!!!!!
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Anybody else think the Mad Hatter from the doujin is jacking the guy off into her tea cup so that she can drink it all fancy like?
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I want an oni to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to call me shorty for the rest of the night!
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>>14608061
But is she going to get drunk with you though?
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>>14608057
[Freaking Out Intensifies]
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>>14608053
Gotta cover my bases.
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>>14608050
>>14607996
Indeed. It's a darn shame, but times change, I guess.
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>>14608031
>they like playing the flute
Oh god, what if they found out about vuvuzelas? Those are bad enough in the hands of sober people...
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>>14608031
Oops, why did I forget this

Translation note: It doesn't say anything about the god's gender, as pronouns are not used to refer to it in the original text, but I'm going to assume she is female like all the other gods so far and use female pronouns for the translation.

「酒の神「バッカス」」
“The God of Alcohol, “Bacchus””

酒と酩酊を司る中級神。立場は中立。
A mid-rank deity that governs alcohol and drunkenness. Her standpoint is neutral.

社交的かつ温厚だが、細かい事を気にしない大雑把で豪快な性格であるともされており、
それ故か教義や、バッカスを信仰する教会の規律も緩く、自由な気風である事が特徴である。
She is warm and sociable, but she is also purported to have a large-hearted and lenient personality, not fussing over details. Perhaps because of that, the doctrine and rules of churches that worship Bacchus are also lenient and characterized by a general atmosphere of freedom.

酒をこよなく愛する神であり、飲酒によって人生に楽しさと色どりを添え、酒をかわす事により他者と友好を結ぶ事を説いており、
教会では定期的に信徒、および外部の人間を交えた酒宴が催され、飢えた者に酒と食事を提供するといった慈善活動も積極的に行われている。
As the god who loves alcohol more than anything, she exhorts that people should color their life with enjoyment and form bonds of friendship by drinking. In her churches, drinking parties are periodically held where her adherents come together with outsiders. Deeds of charity such as providing food and alcohol for those who are starving are also actively performed.

バッカスが信徒に与える加護は酒の強さを与え、また国や種族の垣根を超え、他者との友好・交渉の成功を約束するというものである。
The blessing that Bacchus bestows upon her followers empowers the effects of alcohol, and also goes beyond the bounds of race and nationality, ensuring that negotiations and friendships with others will succeed.

単なる酒好きから、酒造家や商人、外交官などといった職業の者に広く信仰されており、人間、ドワーフ、ゴブリンなどの種族にも信徒が多い。
She is widely worshiped by people with a variety of professions, such as ambassadors, merchants, brewers, and simply those who like drinking, and she also has many adherents among races such as humans, dwarves, goblins, etc.

魔物に対しても友好的な神で、酒の力を借りて異性を落とし、肉体関係を結ぶ事に関しても肯定的である。
She is a god that is friendly towards monsters, and she also approves of using the power of alcohol for the sexual conquest of the opposite sex.

その加護は、男との酒盛りと酩酊をより愉しく心地よいものとし、その後の男との交わりも盛り上げてくれるものであるため、魔物達にも信徒が多い。
Her blessing makes the drunken revelry and intoxication of men more pleasant and enjoyable, and it also makes having sex with men afterward more thrilling too, so she also has many adherents among the monsters.

一方で酒により他者を昏倒させ、相手の意識の無い内に盗みを働いたり、犯したりといった行為は酒の悪用であるとして禁じられている。
On the other hand, using alcohol to incapacitate a person and rob or rape them while unconscious is forbidden as an abuse of alcohol.

魔物にも信徒が多いものの、邪教として扱われてはおらず、教団の勢力下でも認められた宗教である。
Although she does have many followers among the monsters, her religion is not treated as heretical, and it is an accepted religion even in lands under the Order's forces.
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x is best girl
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>"I've been getting some competition lately Anon... You still think I'm best NEET, right?"
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>>14608068
Dude relax, she's just going to give you a hug

with her headless body
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>>14608071
I think they're more interested in playing your flute anon.
That is, if you let them.
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>>14608079
Oh well that's not so bad. As long as you don't stare into the abyss
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>>14608074
I want to x the y monstergirl in the z!
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>>14608031
I'm feeling some goat milk.
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>>14608031
Welcome to the fold comrade, may your drinking bring you happiness.
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>>14608041
The ass is fat on the short haired fairy.
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>>14607996
>>'You still got that key I slipped you way back when?'
Huh. I remember this...what a shame.
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>>14608026
Well, hello Smith (' - ')/
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>>14608074
Anyone with eyes can see that Ω is best girl.
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I want to laugh in the face of the awkward Dark Elf who confesses to me, as I tell her I only prefer Elves with fair pale skin, and not dirty dark skin like hers!
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>>14608103
That was a continuation of that Dramanon story? Neato.
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>>14608092
You know, the rename to "Hoof Pussy Kingdom" reminds me an awful lot of Comcast changing their service name to XFinity.

In both cases, it's the same garbage, just under a different label.
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>>14608075
Of course, I think you're the NEETest
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>>14608128
That's how you create a yandere, anon.
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>>14608135
>In both cases, it's the same garbage, just under a different label.
Damn anon, that was savage.
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>>14608133
I'm thinking about it. It'd be interesting to think about how an bar ran by a tough-yet-sweet Oni would hold up against a satyr's magic wine and orgy powers.
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I wanna take a Maus and...! clean her up, feed her well, give her a nice place to sleep, some new clothes and if she's a good little maus a special hamster ball that she can easily get in and out of so she can sleep with me without getting crushed.
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>>14608144
An alcohol competition?
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>>14607665
Because hellhound love will always be worth it.

>Once your hellhound wife has warped away, those spirits, beaten and terrified, one of them missing half of its being, slink away
>They inform their ruler, a higher being of an evil spirit with considerable power in the world of dreams
>They wait until you and your wife are away from the supernatural protection of your home, and ambush you in an empty park, manifesting as full on spirits intent on taking revenge
>Your wife just tells you to stand back, her obsidian skin glowing red as if fire's replaced the blood in her veins, burning away her clothes as she faces the small army of attackers
>The minute they charge at you, snarling and screaming, she howls, imprinting a pentagram of flame on the ground at her feet and calling upon the full extent of her ability
>The demons barely make it ten metres before your wife goes full Asura'a Wrath, showing you just how good she is at the job her species was literally made to do: Put demons in their place
>She erupts like a volcano aimed horizontal, making an entire park disappear in a cone of unnaturally thick, focused fire that actually sounds like a rocket taking off
>In that single second, maybe a good third of the demon army is vaporised instantly, banished from the living world without a vessel and no doubt blasted away to Hell, in the deepest, most horrifying reaches of the metaphysical worlds
>The moment her onslaught ends, she leaps into the fray, sprinting and bounding on all fours to leap into the midst of the demons and tear them apart tooth, claw and hellflame
>She fights with the fury of a beast, but with the precision of a machine, the strength and magical ability of a god, and agility that makes Grey Fox look like Fatman
>Soon, the entire army is no more, the last few demons bursting into fire and ectoplasm
>Only their ruler remains, a nine feet tall humanoid giant of a thing clad in black armour straight out of a fantasy novel, with red pinpricks of light burning through the eyeholes of its helm
>You wife wastes no time in engaging, dodging swipes of its magical sword and retaliating with punches and kicks that impact the demon's armour like a wrecking-ball, using her hellfire as makeshift boosters to propel her strikes with even more speed and brutality
>After a long battle between what are essentially two lesser gods, your wife knocks the demon ruler off balance, taking the opportunity to pounce on it bodily and knock it to the ground
>The demon is ready, though, and draws a wicked looking knife from some secret place
>They thrust with it, penetrating your wife's gut as a sickly green light flashes from the blade, twisting it in her skin
>You cry out as your wife freezes and looks down in shock at her wound, already leaking what can only be described as liquid fire
>The demon ruler begins to laugh, the sound echoing within their helmet
>At least before it's promptly bitten off by your wife
>Along with their head
>The demon bursts into transparent ectoplasm rather unceremoniously, a few ashes burning in the air as the hellhound spits out some of the quickly evaporating fluid
>The wound in her gut remains, though, and she can only look at it in dumb shock as it leaks out her scalding hot lifeblood onto the charred ground at an alarming rate
>She looks at you with a smile, barely managing to get words out of her mouth
>"Bet I looked really cool out there, right, husband?"
>Then she slumps over, unconscious
>You panic, and do the only thing you can think of: scooping your arms under your wife, picking her up, and carrying all seven feet of her, muscle and all, back to your home
>It's only a five minute walk there, but to you it feels like hours, and in the middle of winter in the evening, you find no one on the streets to help you
>You can only listen to her laboured breathing, fearing for her life every step of the way
>Only your physical presence keeps her alive, allowing her to unconsciously leach spirit energy from you and keep herself clinging to life
>Once home, you set her on the bed, ignoring the scorch marks her blood leaves everywhere, wrap her wound in bandages, and leave to call an ambulance
>You've barely turned around before her paw shoots out and grabs your wrist, pulling you on top of her
>Her eyes are closed, and she barely seems lucid through the pain, but she gasps out anyway, "No, don't go. I just need you."
>Understanding immediately, you strip naked while straddling her, maximising your skin content before moving to lie on top of her completely
>Her breathing eases up just slightly, and when she opens her eyes, you see they aren't anywhere near as grey or extinguished as before, the flames flickering from them nowhere near as small and weak
>You tell her how amazing she looked out there, and once she tells you how all of it started, how stupid she was for antagonising those spirits by burning away half of one's soul
>You also tell her how much you love her
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>>14608075
I want more of her.
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>>14608156
>She kisses you weakly in response, saying she'd take on every spirit, demon, monster, god or Outlier if it meant keeping you safe
>You make up the difference in her kiss, cradling her head in your hands and lovingly grinding yourself against her abs even as you begin to get hard
>As your love for each other boils to the surface, you feel her heat return to her, just enough to make her nipples glow slightly when you look down, and just enough that you can feel a tingling in your mouth when you kiss her again: a full flow of spirit energy shaped by love and emotion, eagerly absorbed by your wife and used to slowly restore her body
>It doesn't take long before you manoeuvre downwards, and slip your erection inside her, the both of you gasping at the heat and sensation of so much soulful energy sinking into her sex as it emanates from your shaft
>The two of you lose your minds together, making love continuously and passionately, if a little gently to avoid any pain from her injury
>Of course, you don't stop until she's fully healed, watching the painful stab wound close significantly every time you cum into her, until with one final, leg-locking, burying-your-face-between-her-breasts orgasm, her flawless charcoal skin closes entirely, shining like obsidian from all her sweat
>Exhausted, but happily tracing your finger around her once again perfect tummy, you collapse on top of her and fall asleep, once again to pleasant and peaceful dreams.
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>>14608139
Please, what's she gonna do? She's an elf, a loser! And on top of that, she has substandard darker skin, she's certainly not the fairest of them all!
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>>14608159
Do you mean you want more art of her, or you want to add pudge to her so there is more of her to cuddle?
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>>14607903
>isn't a fucking fish
>like Poseidon
You got a fucking problem, nigga?
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>>14608167
Not him, but yes to both.
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>>14608135
It's always been Hoof Pussy Kingdom really, Horse Pussy simply founded the Kingdom and named it after themselves.

The collective races of Horse Pussy Kingdom simply voted to change it to Hoof Pussy Kingdom to more fairly represent the entirety of the Kingdom's races.

Your ignorance is to be expected, Human Pussy Kingdom has always cared little for anything but themselves. Enjoy your day.
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>>14608156
>>14608160
Radical.
Please pastebin this, I know it's short but still.
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>>14608176
The Pussy Pussy Kingdom is still the best.
But not being able to hold my CC operator Jinko maid/wife is what hurts the most.
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>>14608169
Poseidon is apparently a onee-san type according to KC.
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>>14608176
I prefer the Breast Pussy Republic.
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>>14608055
From the Swiss
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I want a St. Bernard police kobold to protect me from the serial hugger!
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>>14608207
Ohhh.
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>>14608032
But Anon, what are you going to do if their parents ask you to take responsibility?
You're going to need so much more rope and ballgag.
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>>14608074
x is for people with shit taste fampai
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>>14608184
If that is what you wish.
http://pastebin.com/gE535jJy
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>>14608204
There was just one week of my life, like 3 weeks ago, where all I wanted to do was fuck a Cerea like centaur and suck her tits till I fell asleep.

I've never experienced something like that before ever in my life.
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>>14608204
>>14608191
Breasts and pussies don't constitute a kingdom but we appreciate your enthusiasm.
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>>14608219
Niiiice, thanks Trachyon.
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>>14608074
>x
>best girl
>not her older sister χ
Fuck outta here.
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>>14608169
>filename
You are correct and I dropped that so hard when I realized she had no chance. Why does the guy hook up with worstgirl when a bestgirl like that is around? Terminal Japanese Taste?
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>>14608223
>where all I wanted to do was fuck a Cerea like centaur and suck her tits till I fell asleep
I want to do that with a chesty dairy Nightmare.
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>>14608152
You're a good man.
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>>14608216
That's a responsibility I planned to take from the start anon. Their daughterus will be safe with me.
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>>14608176
>Human Pussy Kingdom
We may be the worst kingdom but at least we have free healthcare
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>>14608224
Well the Pussy Pussy Kingdom was originally the Cat Pussy Kingdom, until some stupid Cheshire legally changed the name internationally, so now we have to wait a year before we can change it back. Fucking Claire.
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>>14608233
I won't lie when I say I want to see Yuna Kagesaki do her own manga about a lamia romance.
Or at the very least a doujin between Miia and Darling.
Even a single drawing of Miia.

My point is, her monstergirl shit is adequately on point.
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>>14608191
Bastet a shit. Cait Siths a bigger shit.
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>>14608031
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEW GIRL!
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>>14608204
Is it wrong to want to fuck those tits until they're completely covered in cum?
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>>14608240
>He thinks the Kingdom with the most qualified healers in the world doesn't have free healthcare

Anon, plz.

>>14608247
Oh. That makes sense actually.
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>>14608230

>Not best twin X
>Not best aunt χX
Into the trash it goes
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>>14608226
You're welcome. As always, even one person enjoying it makes every second of writing worth it.
That, and it's nice to clear the cobwebs from the brain, and get some gears spinning with something short yet sweet.
If I can all but rip off concepts from The Dresden Files while doing it, then I consider it a major success too.
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>>14608255
You're a good day late.
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>>14608233
I don't know what this manga is, but I can already tell from your post it's just Love Hina but with monster girls.
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>>14607577
>>14607602
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>>14608267
>If I can all but rip off concepts from The Dresden Files while doing it, then I consider it a major success too.
Oh, you're the one that wrote that Foo Dog thing during summer? I capped that.
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>>14608271
cute
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>>14608271
She's so cute and serene despite being a russian big cat.
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>>14608271
YES!
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>>14608271
I love you so much anon. You're free to come to my house and fuck my sister whenever you like.
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>>14608258
Not at all! In fact, it's a very desirable trait in members of the Breast Pussy Republic.
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I love you anon
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http://imgur.com/a/IubVD

I got commissioned to do a halftone of this, so enjoy
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>>14608271
CUUUUTE!
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>>14608288
that's nice...
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>>14608271
Well that makes me feel gratified.
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>>14608290
Absolutely beautiful.
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>>14608268
I've been busy.
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>>14608273
Yeah, the Foo Dog-girl named Rai, fighting that hellhound. At least, I'm 90% certain her name was Rai.
You don't know how flattered I am to read that someone remembers that little thing from so long ago. So long ago in internet time, anyway.
Thanks.
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>>14608271
Now if you could do drawings of the other greentexts that would be fantastic.
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>>14608290
Nice
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>I love you~
>You love me~
>Give all of yourself to me~
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>>14608290
>tfw I can see lots of anatomical issues in a picture
>tfw I lack anatomical and drawfag knowledge to properly describe those issues
I feel useless ;_:
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>>14608292
Do you love ME?
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>>14608270
There's only 2 girls really in the running and it's more fantasy/drama focused than comedy, but you aren't wrong.
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>>14608258
You really think you have enough cum for that?
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>>14608312
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>>14608288
I love you too.
You're starting to freak me out, though. What's going on?
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>>14608303
No problem.
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>>14608308
Well if you manage to express them I'll gladly take your criticism
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I'd rather go to New England and visit (Undefined) Pussy Township
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>>14608307
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452091672767.webm
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Around cats watch yourself
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>>14608288
I wanna clap them titties.
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>>14608316
I laughed.

Someone really close to me is dying. I just needed to hear it. I'm sorry, I'll stop now.
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>>14608307
>I love you~
>You love me~
FUCKING HELL, I THOUGHT OF BARNEY FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON

some one help, i need something to make me forget
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>>14608330
>Spoiler
I think that was the point.
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>>14608321
I can see what he's talking about I think
>Tail growing out of ass instead of her spine
>Ears completely turned around instead of flipped back
>Stomach too long, legs too short
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>>14608315
There are potions and things I can take in MGE to help me do that.
After I cover her tits I'll fuck her face until her cheeks bulge.
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>>14608328
>spoiler
Meant for >>14608317
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>>14608328
I'm sorry to hear that.
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This thread triggers me.
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>>14608326
Around cats, watch your backs.
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>>14608288
>No. I do.
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If I have time later today, I might draw A band of goblins standing around the king's grave, crying.
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>>14608321
Okay, I'll try. Whether or not they're valid is up to you.
>breasts aren't hanging off the chest properly
>tail looks like it's sticking out of her asshole instead of spine
>paws/hand are too tiny, and the lack of dexterous fingers looks jarring
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>>14608345
Around kitten, guard your mittens.
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>>14608341
why are you here then?
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>>14608347
noice
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>>14608347
I'd much rather you draw a bunch of goblins at ground control freaking out with tears in their eyes.
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>>14608341
How so?
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>>14608326
But that's a lamia
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>>14608346
Drop the polymorph and reveal your true form, alp, so that I may blow in your ears and stroke your spadetail.
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>>14608341
Every time I post a 2hu in these threads it's partly, even if just barely, to piss off the few that despise the fact that it's being connected to these threads, and that brings me a tinge of joy.
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>>14608359
Read the filename
feel your shame
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>>14608351
>>14608358
Because there is no love for numans in here.
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>>14608359
1. That's not a lamia, it's a motherfucking T. rex
2. There's a cat on her tail
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>>14608363
But people getting pissed off over 2hus is a rarity in these threads.
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>>14608371
>>14608367
I'm drunk, sue me.
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>>14608379
I mean externally.
There are a few that don't like their precious 2hu being posted in these threads, and that's hilariously silly so It comes to mind every time I post one.
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>>14608368
Phantasy Star is just about as niche as the Yakuza series on this site, so of course material pertinent to it is rarely ever discussed.
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>>14608363
Agreed. You post 2hu I post Phantasy Star.
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>>14608388
That's no good for anyone.
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>>14608390
Isn't PSO2 really popular though?
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>>14608388
>I mean externally.
Oh, my bad.
>There are a few that don't like their precious 2hu being posted in these threads, and that's hilariously silly so It comes to mind every time I post one.
I honestly don't understand how that's supposed to negatively affect their 2hu discussions.
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>>14608268
How'd the thread react?
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>>14608395
I know, isn't it great.
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>>14608388
So you're telling me that these people lurk in this thread for the sole purpose of making sure that 2hu, which is all over the goddamn internet at this point, doesn't get posted here?
I don't know what to say about that.
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>>14608388
Oh. Well that's too bad for them, because Momiji and Kagerou are both utterly wonderful.
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>>14608401
They liked it, i think
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I'm afraid if I try to hug a monstergirl she'll disembowel me
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I want to introduce all of Wonderland's residents to the wonder that is Mega Holst milk
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>>14608403
Go away Tewi or I'll spank your butt.
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>>14608406
Agreed.
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>>14608400
It's not. It's just meant to make them salty on the off chance they see it and happen to be one of those individuals. Which i figure is actually pretty low.
>>14608405
They honestly probably just filter the threads. Was just something I happened to read quite a while ago in some other thread and it managed to stick.

>>14608415
>you will never punch tewi in her smug fucking face
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>>14608401
Reception was positive.
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>>14608408
Now, why would you ever be afraid of such a thing?
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>>14608397
Shit I don't know.
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>>14608406
Breeding sex with the wolves in heat!
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>>14608031
>if a man and a woman with feelings for each other drink the wine their feelings won't be able to remain hidden
>monstergirl gets man drunk on satyrs wine hoping to find out he likes her
>he doesn't feel the same
Give me suffering.
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>You will never have a wererabbit gf
>Wererabbit yuris will never happen
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>>14608363
>>14608388
I love 2hus. In fact it was searching through panda for non-H 2hu doujins that led me to MGE in the first place about 4-5 years ago.
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>>14608401
Her translation also has had overall one of the more positive recent profile reactions.
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>>14608427
ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID
NEVER THE BRIDE
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>>14608415
That's a Jiang-shi anon.
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>>14608422
I don't know. I'm just really afraid. I'd hug her, trembling in her arms waiting for the blow to come. I'd sink to the floor, still holding on to her, unable to say a word due to the pain, wondering why, she wouldn't answer me. Maybe it's the fear that an animal that can bite, will.
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>>14608426
Aww look at her! She's standing upright because she wants a treat!
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>>14608416
I love that picture. She looks so goddamn lovely and huggable.

>>14608426
Humans are scary!
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Can we have more French poodle Kobold this thread? I really liked those greentexts.
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>>14608429
>spoiler
You animal
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Uh-oh anon, it seems your trip to the Steppes will have to wait as the Amazons have launched a daring raid on your hometown and abducted you and other anons!

Luckily they don't consider you a threat (because you aren't) and have been given a fairly extensive leash, you can chat with any of the captors you want.

There's Amazonians of every main species but nothing of the sub-species in the camp.

Just don't strike up a conversation about Defenseless Village Z, that particular raid did not go well and they might become irate if you bring it up.
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>>14608429
>doujins
>Non-H
You see the problem here, right?
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>>14608462
So I heard you guys fucked up
Baddies all of you.
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>>14608462
What happened to Defenseless villa Z?
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>>14608462
No, I absolutely need to know about Defenseless Village Z now. Did they have to fight Goku?
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>>14608429
Huh, and I thought I was sorta oldfag with my 3.5 years of being aware of it.
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>>14608462
So, what IS the deal with airline food?
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>>14608462
These ropes cannot contain a force as strong as I!
I tear the rope and then get slammed by the Amazonian Oni who ties my tether back into place and holds me close to her so that I can't escape.
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>>14608462
I have no choice but to ask about Defenseless Village Z.
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>>14608462
Village Z?
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>>14608462
lol i herd u got fuckin reckt by village z, what a bunch of dumb sluts u should go back to being a man's fuck hole
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>>14608462
Is the Robot Devil hiding somewhere in this amazonian village? I need my fix.
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>>14608429
I always forget exh has a rather vast collection of non-h stuff.

I honestly wish I knew how I naturally wondered into this shit over 7 years ago before it transitioned into being aware of crabman's ancient stuff and taking off from there.
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>>14608462
I talk to the faggot with white hair who's obviously a god thing in disguise and help him sway the other men into enslaving our "captors" and proceed to take over the region. One tribe at a time. Then, the world!
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>>14608462
Ask to be taken to their leader. I'm a member of the Merchant's Guild, maybe I can convince her to let me and the others go in exchange for sending supply caravans to trade with them.
Also, my Hellhound wife is gonna be pissed with them if they keep me here.
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>>14608406
>Excellent tier
Kagerou
Yukari
Scarlets
Rumia
Wasabihime
Shinki
Dai-chan

>Awesome tier
Ran
Awoo
Combat Kiki
Yuyuko
Alice
Patchu
Letty

>Great tier
Useless kung-fu Ryu
Oni (x3)
Assorted lewd fairies
Gradient-hair Cumdumpster
Green Cumdumpster

>Remove tier
Miko
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>>14608462
Is Defenseless Village Z the reason there's no Amazonian Sub Spieces around?
If so that's really sad. And to make up for it I will offer myself up to the war chief as a trophy husband!
Lord knows she deserves to smile again after what happened at DVZ.
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>>14608031
>MFW I already love the concept of wine and monstergirls
>Especially grapesnake and red wines
>MFW Satyros comes out and references Bacchus, the most based Roman God
>MFW the goat pussy is giving me a massive thirst
She may actually usurp Kraken or Shoggoth from my top three. Just holy shit, KC.
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>>14608433
Now I'm reminded of that one story where a warrior Lizardman is friendzoned by some warrior dude she loved.
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>still no Phoenix MG
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>>14608498
Goat girls working hard to make a name for themselves
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>>14608462

...But I'm from Defenseless Village Z, I was only in town to make a delivery.
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>>14608514
Just like that new hooker down the street.
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>>14608469
>>14608472
>>14608475
>>14608482
>>14608483
>>14608497
You all get a stern glare, tied down, and have your mouths gagged. There is some muttering about a "baldy" as they do this.

You are now property of the Amazon horde.

>>14608479
The Amazon Harpy keeps you for herself.

>>14608481
The Amazon Ogre takes over for the Oni later on and she keeps you for herself.

>>14608485
Tied down, slapped across the face, and then raped by the entire camp before being kept as a pet (not a husband) for sexual relief by the Amazon horde.

>>14608487
...Maybe.

>>14608490
Lilim Amazon thinks your naivety is cute and keeps you for herself. She continues to serve the Amazon horde as normal.

>>14608493
You are eventually ransomed / released back into your waifu's care when the Amazons speak with your proper (female) superior about supplies.

>>14608521
Amazon Kikimora handles your delivery, as she was the one who requested the delivery to time with the raid. She also keeps you for herself since you were a good delivery boy.
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>>14608462
Got any Strongfat Amazons?
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Now that the Goblin King has passed away, the Goblins are probably looking for a suitable heir to the throne, a new Goblin King.

Would you be that heir?
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>>14608532
But I was just asking a legitimate question! I don't want to be part of the horde I want to be a trophy husband! I can cook, clean, and I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin I can be a great trophy husband for your war chief!
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>>14608545
>Would you be that heir?
Thats a lot to live up to anon, I don't think I'm worthy.
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>>14608545
Don't ask me to fill shoes NO ONE can possibly fill anon.
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>>14608549
>25
Christmas Cake, get out. A strong war chief would want a young man for her to use as much and however she'd please. Not some old goods.
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>>14608532
>Amazon Harpy
Good god, she must have some wicked and beautiful wings. Can't imagine how fast she can fly.
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>>14608557
Fine! I'll leave! But when I become a wizard I'll come back and rain hell upon your tribe!
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>>14608440
But monstergirls aren't animals. Why would they hurt you?
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Hey where's that nerd that greentexted about that Oni Bartender going under? Requesting seconds.
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i fucking hate centaurs
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I want to go on dates in public with Miia!

I want her help me get over the panic attacks i get when i go to crowded areas!
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>>14608510
There are a lot of famous monsters that KC hasn't done yet, but slowly we are getting them. Jiangshi, chaos monsters, kobold, satyros, they'd all been anticipated for quite a while themselves.
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>>14608532
Boo humbug to you ladies.
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>>14608532
>Property of the Amazon horde
Okay, I guess that's fine for now. But I hope they let me go pretty soon, because I really don't want to miss dinner with my Kitsune waifu. She said she's making something special tonight, and warned me not be late again.
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>>14608545
First I would need to learn how to do the magic dance.

Only by dancing the magic dance successfully can I hope to win over the shortstack Goblins.

One missed note or step and they'll gang-rape me and kick me out of the labyrinth.
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>>14608549
You'll make a great husband to the Amazon Horde's healer when you get back to the main village.

Amazon Unicorn is going to love you.

Btw if you're still here brown edit anon can you brown a unicorn?
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>>14608532
>Ransomed
Anon, either they gave me back to her or they got fucked up. There's no ransoming a Hellhound's husband.

Seriously though, what kind of supplies do they need? I've got connections.

Also don't consider this part of my questions to them, but did they get wrecked by Krillin?
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>>14608510
>he'll do two girls for the one profile
>phoenix starts as cute little loli but slowly turns into a busty Ara Ara Nee-san type
>will work M.Mana in some way, either getting a lot, or running out will trigger her regeneration process
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>>14608590
Amazon Lilim would kick your waifu's ass anon.

Also defenseless village Z is a more...modern reference.

Honestly I don't know what you're complaining about, you're the only one who got to go free.
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>>14608602
I don't like not being taken seriously as a merchant. I can set up trade routes just as well as that Tanuki asshole who sucks up to our boss.
Fucking Nepotism is what it is, she should have never hired her niece.
Ah, Saitama then.
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>>14608589
I-Is she a kissless virgin too? If so I wouldn't mind having awkward virgin sex with her on our honeymoon.
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>>14608532
>Amazon Kikimora handles your delivery, as she was the one who requested the delivery to time with the raid. She also keeps you for herself since you were a good delivery boy.

While I'm flattered, I'm afraid I must decline; I lost service on the way to the delivery site and only got it back when I got there, at which point you all promptly crushed my phone before I could call my uncle back, whose calls I'd apparently missed.

So I gotta go back and tell him I'm alright- That bald uncle of mine does worry when I go on these long trips...
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>>14608577
I want to make honey butter with a Lamia.
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What if a tanuki entered into a partnership with a medusa and her husband?
She could get the medusa to petrify her husband and turn him into a statue, then sell him as artwork and split the profits.
Then, once the petrification wears off, the medusa's husband can sneak away from his "new owner" and return, only to repeat the process again.

It's the ultimate con.
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>>14608624
Amazonian Kikimora does not see your "threat" as valid since you weren't competent enough to say which village your uncle is from.

Amazonian Kikimora is also very thorough and knows that even if you had said you were from "that" village you'd be lying.

Amazonian Kikimora is very good at her jobs.
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>>14608462
Late to the party but I'll call out the leader to fight one on one for my freedom and the freedom of the others. And if you dismiss me, I'll call you out on the laws of the jungle and demand a fight!
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>>14608641
Hmm, don't see why not.
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>>14607996
Will this be continued?

Oni bartender needs more love. That's another one to add to the sketch list.
I'm gonna need a bigger list.
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>>14608641
Except they'd recognize the statue at some point in the future unless you hid from every purchaser.
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>>14608498
What would Satyros milk taste like?
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>>14608655
Face alteration magic. Alternatively, very good makeup.
It's either that, or bring in more people to be the statue. And that just means splitting the profit more.
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>>14608649
You get your ass beat.

The Amazonian Fairy mends your wounds and keeps you for herself.
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>>14608662
probably white wine.
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>>14608662
Baileys Irish Creamer
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>>14608467
No? What do you think a doujin is? Doujinshi just means "Self-Published" or "Fan Work". Sure porn-comics are the norm, but there's plenty of Non-H ones. Also Doujin Music is a thing.
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>>14608654
I want to see it get continued as well.
>That's another one to add to the sketch list.
Oh my.
>I'm gonna need a bigger list.
If you don't mind me being a nosy faggot, what is on your sketch list?
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>>14608666
Why not make it permanent if you'll use other people then satan.
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>>14608673
Will she make me drink it from a shoe?
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>>14608675
Heck, so is "doujin game" for that matter.
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>>14608681
I've been assured it's the best way to do it.
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>>14608026
2cute
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>>14608654
I'm considering it, but I think I'd rather just type it up & post it on my pastebin. Cold weather and a cold really sucks the life out of you.
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>>14608677
Because you can't punish statues. I mean, sure they can't move, but they're not exactly feeling eternal pain in there. They might be frozen in stasis or slumber, or considering how the MGE-verse works, experiencing a neverending orgasm while they're turned to stone.
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>>14608696
Sounds like you need a warm hug.
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>>14608676
Nothing wrong with asking questions mang, no worries. Focusing on Jabberwock guy's commission so I wont get back to this for a couple more days tho.

-lewd for hyphen
-librarian wock
-grapesnake, although i've forgotten the details.
-katawa pharaoh
-battle kiki
-soviet jinko maid
-oni bartender

No promises on the order but this is the gist of it.


>>14608696
Understandable, it is getting cold isn't it?
Which writefriend are you btw? I remember reading the first part but I'm terrible with names.
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>>14608712
Nice to see you Snibako, and those ideas sound excellent so I can't wait to see how you draw them.
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>>14608702
Some warm hellhound cuddles would be amazing
>Big, red-hot body
>Cozy, fluffy fur
>Huge paws wrapped around me
>Sinking into her soft curves
>Her heartbeat soothing me to sleep
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>>14608662
Well, as the guy you originally responded to, I'd say based on personal headcanon that Satyros milk would be thick, creamy and strongly pungent with almond and chestnut undertones that play across your palate like a fortifying ale.

It'd be an acquired taste for sure, but being as Satyros are girls who probably like to experiment they'd be more than willing to let you use their breast milk as a liquer similar to Bailey's Irish Creamer. Or for nourishment as she nurses you with a handjob before pouring some wine onto your rock hard cock and slurping at it noisily, giving you a smug smile as it collects on your testes and she pops them into her mouth, sucking.

Telling you she wants your creme inside of her.
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>>14608718
I want an oppai loli hellhound to hug as I got to sleep on a snowy night much light the one I'm having.
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>>14608712
It's 8 degrees and snowing out (was negative all day), and I've been fighting a cold for over a week (not helped by suffering chronic sinus inflammation)
Here's my pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Dramanon
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>>14608712
What monstergirl is the lewd for Hyphen? Is it his phoenix?

I hope it's his phoenix.
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So there are girls with the best blowjob, girls with the best handjob, girls with the best tailjob, and girls with the best pussyjob, but is there a girl with the best jobjob? A girl that delivers the pinnacle of erotic employment?
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>>14608721
>Satyros milk would be thick, creamy and strongly pungent with almond and chestnut undertones that play across your palate like a fortifying ale
Delicious. Its sounds like it'd also go well in a nice cup of hot cocoa.
>your Satyros onee-san will never add a secret creme ingredient to your hot chocolate and other things she makes for you
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>>14608716
Thanks man, y-you too

>>14608725
Thanks for linking, and yikes that's rough. Hope you feel better soon dude.

>>14608727
Nah, sorry m8 although she's a cute too. It's Sofia http://imgur.com/a/tJqON (nsfw).
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>>14608727
Not him, but Hyphen needs to draw his Phoenix with some damn clothes on at some point.
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>>14608712
What kind of Grapesnake? Is it Abossphis?

She deserves Art so badly.
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>>14608725
Glad to know you're not all the way dead Dram.
Feel better soon famboni.
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>>14608718
Only now I realized that that's by the same artist that drew that Khepri WIP and loli foxgirl here not too long ago.
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>>14608462
I roll to intimidate by telling them the Confederation of Hathor states will be looking for me as I am a high ranking priest sent on a diplomatic mission to the native tribes of the Steppes and that I demand release.
Failing that I attempt to get the potion of extreme lactation I keep on my person at all times down the throat of my rapist.
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>>14608753
I never really die, I type a crapload of the greentext imagine spots here, I just rarely ever get inspired enough to write-write. Satyrs just sparked me playing around with Oni bartenders again.
And thanks.
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>>14608462
Time to enact a clever plan and lure in an amazonian jinko I can pat the head of.
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>>14608760
It's easier than you'd think, anon.
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>>14608763
Exactly!
Luckily I still have a little piece of string I can dangle right by my cage.
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>>14608736
Keep in mind my idea of headcanon is a little bit off the beaten path because I still enjoy the ideas of Wights being able to cause immeasurable pleasure with their spoopy claws with soul play
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>>14608757
Those Steppe Bandits would never accept your type anon. They're outlaws.

Also they're Amazons anon, they fear nothing. A full camp of Amazons no less.

>>14608760
There's only a Amazonian Werecat anon. I mean technically the Amazonian Cheshire is also there but she's pure Wonderland evil.
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>>14608721
Sauce?
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>>14608780
Then the werecat will have to do!
Can she catch my string?
Will she handle the headpats?
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>>14608786
Forget something, anon?
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>>14608749
It might've been, I'm not sure though.

>>14608780
Second best horse. First is Cerea.
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>>14608794
Most likely. I'm just a newfag Otaku. Sorry.
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>>14608780
That horse (don't know the name) is really cute. Just the design on a small frame.
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>>14608780
>They're outlaws
Exactly, they care for nothing but money and battle, and as such they could easily be persuaded to 'look elsewhere' for targets to raid, off the top of my head the Sabbath border lands as an example. Of course an organized tribe of warriors would be more expensive of course, but much more effective were they interested.
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>>14608805
Agro.
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>>14608808
>Hathorites trying to convince bandits to attack the Sabbath

I see, so you're a villain.
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>>14608803
I'm trying to imply that you should take the name off.
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>>14608803
You might want to turn off your name there pal.
That kind of thing isn't looked on kindly unless you're delivering OC.
And even then, it's considered polite to turn it off afterwards.
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>>14608819
Ahh. Yeah, I never played Shadow of the Colossus (Heresy!, Go play it now!, Fucking kill yourself!, etc.). I knew what the characters were from, but not the names.
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>>14608798
Oh shit, if it's Abossphis I'm hyped then, do you remember any of the specifics of the Apophis request?
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>>14608718
God, it'd be so comfy. Just imagine cuddling a big, tall hellhound wearing nothing thick weresheep wool sweater.
She could be lying down in bed, and you slide under the covers to join her. Then, you pull up her sweater, slide your face along her abs until you're nestled comfortably between her breasts in your own private world of soft, sleepy wool and softer, warmer hellhound chest. You'd be able to hear her heartbeat easily like that, listening to how comforting it sounds, even as you get the sense of some fiery power driving it, as deep and as vast as an ocean.
You'd never fall asleep more comfortably.

>>14608722
An oppai loli hound would be wonderful too.
You could spoon her under the covers, making her feel just as warm and loved as she makes you feel. You could even tuck your knees up and wrap your legs around her fluffy feet for extra intimacy. But of course, your arms would be wrapped around her, hands lovingly kneading her big, squishy chest.
Her breasts would be like hot water balloons, her nipples the warmest parts of all, the absolute peak of her heat glowing reddish-pink. You'd be sending waves of warmth through her whole body every time you squeezed, stroked or otherwise played with those little nubs on her breasts, and her tail would be wagging furiously against your crotch the whole while.
She's be a little sanctuary of warmth under the covers, for you to treasure and protect.
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>>14608832
>>14608825
Oh sorry, thanks for the heads up.
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>>14608841
You should uh, you should write us some Hellhound chan fan fiction
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>>14608841
Yep.
Oppai lolis are a miracle.
I would an oppai loli of almost any species.
Then again, I'd also do a loli of any species.
Or a cc, or a fatty, or a musced.
I'm a slut for love.
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>>14608330
>not wanting to fuck Barney
You gay, son?
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>>14608852
This guys shit is gross to look at.
He's almost like a Japanese Shadman in that regard.
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So how long is cheshire doujin?
20-30 pages?
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>>14608858
some people tell me that rebis is the japanese shadman, i dunno
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>>14608860
24 pages, 11 sheets.
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>>14608847
Well, I wrote a little hellhound thing earlier, but that was just a greentext, and I suppose it had only a small amount of warm, cuddly bits in it.
Come to think of it, it's crazy how I haven't written an actual hellhound story, considering how much I like them.

>>14608848
It's nice to see someone who can love any monstergirl, regardless of type, age or appearance.
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>>14608841
Hnnngh. I bet that oppai loli Hellhounds milk tastes like spicy honey butter.
Goddamn captcha errors giving me trouble.
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>>14608858
>Japanese Shadman
Woah wait, hold on a ticket. Let's not go and jump to conclusions and compare people to that abomination
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>>14608870
How many of those Hellhound breakfast greentexts did you do?
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>>14608646

>"Amazonian Kikimora does not see your "threat" as valid since you weren't competent enough to say which village your uncle is from."

"Err... that wasn't actually a threa-..."

>"Amazonian Kikimora is also very thorough and knows that even if you had said you were from "that" village you'd be lying."

"Did you just call me a-..."

>"Amazonian Kikimora is very good at her jobs."

And then she pulled out a fucking knife.

"Okay. I'm done."

With a firm swat, the knife is out of her hand and through the wall of her home. And the walls of the hut across the village from her home. And the palisade behind that. And into the woods beyond that, knocking down every tree in it's way.

Also, my wig fell off.

"Tried to be all polite, culturally sensitive and whatnot by not putting up a fuss about the whole 'kidnapping' thing, but you people are just plain rude." I flatly state while picking up my wig and covering up my shiny, bald head, the price you pay for muscle-wizardry and walk right past her. "I'm going home now."
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>>14608870
Yeah, I don't have very many preferences.
It would actually be funny to run into a doppelganger because her body would probably be constantly changing to match whatever taste I happened to favor at that second.
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>>14608852

I... uhh... hmm...

This puts a lot of my early childhood in a new and terrifying light.
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>>14608852
No shota is safe from Barney's love.
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>>14608462
Rather than talking to anyone I just lay on the ground and close my eyes
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>>14608712
Crap, I also forgot about the 4komas involving nyanon's blind shota and guide puppy. Gotta git gud at cute kids first though.

>>14608838
Sorry m8, no idea. If it doesn't come back to me tho I'll try an abossphis.
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>no yandere fox goddess will trap you in a mofu cage and rape your mouth with her long tongue
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>>14608862
I dunno.

Shadman likes dicks.
But not THAT much.
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>>14608852
>Alp Barney as some freakish dragon/yeti/titania chimera

No boner, no!
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>>14608904

>MGC's version of Barney the dinosaur is an infamous series of 'Shota-breaking' videos found only in the darkest corners of the internet, where young boys are violently raped on a dingy mattress in a poorly basement by a voluptuous older lizard girl and her friends who sing and smile dementedly in the background when it's not their turn.

...Please no.
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>>14608935
The most aggressive cuddles ever, but also the best. Bet she'd tell a mean bedtime story, too.
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>>14608935
I wanna cuddle that weird Alp Chimaera.
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>>14608852
Thanks Doc.
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>>14608949
Oi!
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>>14608873
I've never had honey butter, but that's the second I've seen it mentioned in the thread, presumably both time by you, and it sounds utterly delicious.
Milking an oppai loli hellhound like that sounds like a perfect way to spend a day.
You could have her lay down on her side, all comfortable with one breast squished atop the other. Then, it'd be a simple matter of laying down facing her, using one hand to stroke her ears and relax her, while using the other hand to guide a full, leaking breast to your mouth. Then you could could suck and milk, taste and gulp every drop of warm, rich, sweet and spicy cream that you can tease from her tender breasts. She'd moan and whine, bringing her little paws to her mouth to stifle all the pleasures sound she'd make while you use your fingers, tongue and lips all in succession to drink her bloated breasts dry.
She'd be dripping down there by the time you finished milking the first breast.
And by the time you worked on the second, she'd be orgasming over and over, soaking the bedsheets under her trembling thighs with red-hot sexual fluids. And all the while, she'd be lactating into your eager mouth like crazy, practically spraying her flavoursome, creamy milk onto your tongue.

>>14608876
I don't recall those, so I don't actually know. Do you have them saved, or do you have a link. It's likely someone else did those, but my memory could just be terrible.

>>14608886
Maybe she'd short-circuit and accidentally end up exposing her true form to you.
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>>14608959
Careful, you'll give me a lethal overdose.
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>>14608959
Am I gonna be fine if I take double the dose for one day? I'm kind of nervous now.
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>>14608852
>>14608904

Barney is a massive slut who wants to fuck some shotas
And when she's wet
She's what we call a massive slutasaurus

Barney's friends are mostly small
They cum from lots of places

After school they come to play
And cry out with lewd faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend

Doctor, House, and lewd things
Like how to be sex friends

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need her

Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe her!
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>>14608960
>doppleganger goes on the fritz
>One moment she's a princess-like figure, tall and regal, and the next moment she's a squat, busty shortstack
>A blink of the eye and she's now a flat, but muscular, woman with a great ass before shifting into a fatty with tits that would put a holst to shame.
>She goes through a few more variations before finally being forced into her true form.
>A stammer much like a wendigo on the hunt slips through her lips but a ruffle of the hair lets her know that the Anon is OK with her true form.

And that's how I met their mother.
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>>14608960
Can you do a muscle hellhound girl one?
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>>14608966
This makes me feel funny
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>>14608966
How did her videos get in the school library? Why does the school library have her videos?
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>>14608916
Anon was taken back to the Amazon Horde and by default was given to Amazonian Alaraune.
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>>14608996

well that's not too bad.
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>>14608996
What would happen if someone just laid down and started crying in fear?
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>>14609003
^
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>>14608996
I want to repeatedly try to escape from the amazon's village until I succeed.
I then want to walk back in and thank them for the run, it was fun.
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>>14609001
Lucky for you Matango's aren't allowed into the Amazonian Horde.

>>14609003
>>14609010
Probably be given to the other Amazonian Unicorn.

You know, clear sign of being a weak virgin.
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>>14608984
Muscle hellhound breastfeeding, you mean?
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>>14609016
>Unicorn
No sub species, boss. What main species would want a weak turbo virgin?
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>>14609003
A amazon Titania would comfort them by taking hold of their leash and princess carrying them somewhere quieter to rest and calm down.
After all, it's not right that they're abusing these poor boys. Boys are meant to be protected and loved, which is what big sisters are for.
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>>14609016
Not weak tears man, full on panic attack.
Hyperventilation and everything.
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>>14609016
What if i had a small dick and just wanted to post on the internet all day
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>>14609016
What about an anon who is ambivalent to everything but only needs a few minutes of snuggling to keep his spirits up?
What if he really wants daughterus too?
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>>14609020
Well, in general, like cuddling and all that junk, etc
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>>14609021
>>14609029
>>14609046
Since anon choose to speak to no one, he was taken back to the main city of the Amazon Horde.

Since anon was a virgin they'd start with the Unicorns to see if they wanted him or not and move on from there.

>>14609031
Fairy Amazon.
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>>14609030
I wanna cuddle a memecat! I wanna fill her with Hathor Milk and then bully her as payback for all the years of bullying me with her memes!
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>>14609030
>>14609057
>you will never sling the most sickest of memes with a meme cat


Like my favorite meme


having sex with the meme cat
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>>14609053
I'd talk with them but it would mostly be boring stuff like what they do, what life is like, the general area and stuff like that.

I'm pretty boring.

>>14609057
Please no, thick, meaty cheshires are dangerous things.
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>>14609051
Yeah, sure. I'll write up some warm, cuddly prose, in the morning. Gotta sleep right now, though.
I'm thinking post-workout hellhound would work well here. Maybe with some nice massages to set the mood.
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>>14609069
Why? It'll placate her to be thick and meaty. Look at that wock down the street, she's thick and meaty and she stays inside all day. I need to show memecat the consequences of bullying me with her memes. You know what it's like to constantly get memed on and then for her to make her ass appear right in front of my face with her Wonderland magic?

She must learn.
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>>14609079
Will do Anon, thanks and goodnight!
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>>14609086
But then she's just going to wear hockey jearseys all day and go without pants while watching shows on the internet for more stuff she can shitpost on your Rapebook about!

Sure, you think that a heftier faggot cat will work at first but then you're just going to find that it's easier for her to pin you down!

Besides, she may be the unfortunate girl that has it go neither top nor bottom but in the middle!
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>>14609102
Well then I'll trick that dumb memecat into moving in with me at my house, that way I can keep an eye on her and make sure she can't meme online, specifically meme directly at me! And if she wants to pin me down, she'll have to catch me, which good luck.

>Besides, she may be the unfortunate girl that has it go neither top nor bottom but in the middle!
Perfect, it'll humiliate her, and memecat needs humility.
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>>14609053
But there are no unicorns! Just boring shitty normal centaurs! This game is rigged, I hate it!
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>>14609111
She'll just pounce on you while she's invisible and plant that meatier behind of hers on you so you can't move!
Even if she's going to be center heavy she'll still have some stuff going elsewhere!

Then she'll just break out a laptop and watch shows with lots of memes you know just so she can repeat them.
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>>14608996

Do Amazonian Alaruanes come out of their flower to go hunting or something?
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>>14608966

>"So, who's the new guy?"
>The Anubis doctor adjusts her glasses and squints at the screen in front of her.
>"Andrew O'Nymas- Just got here yesterday- Kidnapped by shota-slavers at four and forced into the sex trade, as far as we can tell. Really messed him up."
>The Ogre security guard just gives her a look.
>"...How the hell'd he escape?"
>"Nobody knows. He just showed up at a police station last friday after being gone a decade, covered in blood and babbling about a purple dinosaur."
>The guard dignifies that with a low whistle and a twirling of her finger around her ear. The doctor scowls at that, but before she can scold the guard about how they're there to help people like him, the feed to that camera cuts, though they clearly still have audio, because...
>"I love you... you love me..."
>And then the screaming started.
>Finally catching up to the Ogre who went barreling out of the room as soon as she heard that other voice, she finds her standing in the hallway, clutching the shivering teen in her arms and staring into the cell she got him from, looking quite pale.
>Something had gotten into that room. Something that wrote seven angry words over and over again across the walls of his cell in blood.
>"THEY WON'T TAKE WHAT'S MINE FROM ME."
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>>14609122
S-She can't pounce on me, and put her fat ass in my face. If she's only wearing Hockey Jerseys, she'd be practically naked, and on me, and that's gross! And she's not using the Laptop while on me right? That's not fair to force me to watch her meme shows. God, why is this fat meme cat such a bully.
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>>14609137
Because she loves the faces you make, although she does miss the ability to wear regular pants and shirts, hers either cut into her or hug things a bit too tightly.

If you really want to get to her than there's only two things you can do.
Get her so big that she can't help but feel embarrassed or get her pregnant so she starts worrying about if she'll be a good mother or not.
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>>14609136
Holy shit I thought she was just some weird Alp/Dragon/Titania/Yeti Chimaera, not

What the fuck
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Why are dark skinned kitsune the perfect monsters?
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>>14608031
>No hangover
>NO
>HANGOVER
>EVER
Sign me the fuck up

Right now
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>>14609147
Man, stupid fat memecat tricking me into marriage. What kinda pervert loves frustrating and bullying human boys anyways? I'm not even sure which of those two options to do. Maybe both. I mean, it's not like I like her bullying me or anything.
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>>14608075
You're the one I end up having awkward secual fantasies of every morning. Actually that's kind of disturbing now that I think of it.

I'm not joking, every morning it's some variation of a haze of cleaning off a gazer's body with my mouth while she toys with my body and heart.

Should I be concerned?
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>>14608271
Well done anon you've done a great job with this one.
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>>14609136
Well, that's utterly terrifying.
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>>14609159
Well, if you do the first then you would finally get your victory as you watch a lardass of a cheshire lumber about the house, although at this size she's probably pretty depressed.

I mean, she could keep up the jokes and pranks when she had a pot belly but once she started taking up half the couch? Nothing is funny about that.

The jerseys are tight, her underwear is gone and only a bit of her belly and some custom stuff keeps her decent, although she did get the huge T&A she's always wanted out of it.

It would probably be a sad sight to see her frowning and clacking away at the keyboard, not even little jokes or the tamest of memes coming from her because no one would have a cat that big.

If you decide to move on to stage too from there than expect her to hug you with tears in her eyes, vowing to become the perfect wife.

She'd still be a tad mischievous but she wouldn't be a cheshire if she wasn't.

Just..... be careful if you try cowgirl, she's a whole lot of cat now.
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>>14608732
Jub jub

Can I haz prize nao?
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>>14608924
Good? She would quickly realize how inadequate I currently am. Seriously would like to at least be presentable as a husband before being trapped. I already practically am a househusband, I at least would like to complete my training with a degree, financing and cooking.
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>>14608939
Anon that actually sounds terrifying. Legitimately horrifying. Like finding out your neighbors make sausages out of pets terrifying.
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>You'll never be a monstergirl's tsundere childhood friend.
Shit.
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>>14608959
I need to get a job. That way I can finally do a commission to give her some art other than sketches.
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>>14609136
...horrifying as that is, I find myself distracted by "Anubis Doctor".

Seriously, words cannot describe my desire to see an image of an Anubis in a lab coat. Preferably wearing glasses and carrying a clipboard.
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Dear diary, today the master gave me an expensive perfume and asked me to wear a little of it when I was working. Just a little, he said, so it wouldn't completely cover my "musk", but would mix with it.
For some time now I've suspected Master Reginald of wrongdoings, but now I'm beginning to fear for myself.
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>>14609136
Well you certainly got the serial rapist from a horror movie feel down.
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Good night Anons,
take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please take a look at Golemhut.org, it's a fine place to find items for building your own golems, altering existing ones, or buying a prebuilt model, both normal and none standard.

They actually are having a sale on the old Mk. Oppai loli models with cat ears right now.
They may not have the mana efficiency of the newer girls but I hear that these ones have a purring box that adds a physical rumble and not just a noise.
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>>14609194
Apparently a weeb friend said I was tsun cause I curse all the time.

Yeah that sounds fun for an mg

>Anon is so fun to tease
>He curses like a sailor but varies his curses like an angry thesaurus
>Plus he's so fun to argue with
>I can argue with him with about everything, and gets SO livid
>I get mad to, but I can't help it
>It's just too fun
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>>14609214
Can she help me transfer colleges and become a successful herpetologist?

I swear it's not so I can get some lizardgirl pussy.
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>>14609219
Great, now I'm imagining being a Cheshire's tsundere childhood friend.

>"You're so cute when you're angry anon~"
>Meanwhile I'm curled up in a ball blushing like a madman.
>"I'm not fucking cute!"
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>>14609201
I concur, those half-moon glasses, a labcoat, a clipboard and maybe she'd be holding a pen to her mouth while doing calculations in her head.
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>>14609220
Sure,

theres a few packages you can at to one that would make her quite adept at handling business matters such as this.

'Secretary Packages' they are call and, in addition to a new dress code involving skirts and glasses, it will allow her to do your taxes, set up budgets, and deftly handle your scheduling.
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>>14609207
Madam, does your master drive at all? Is his house near any high schools? I need to know this for an ongoing investigation.
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>>14609245
>trying to ask questions from a diary entry
Seems like "detective" Ymous. has gone off the deep end.
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>>14609214
Do they come with programmable personalities and quirks? I'm thinking of getting a golem with a delinquent personality and acts like she used to be a boy.

And a Boston accent!
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>>14609229
That would be just dandy. I also hpe that she can also adjust my behaviors, I am capable of change, but without a drive, I quickly revert back to my old ways.
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>>14609249
It's what she said that stood out to me.
>Giving her perfume
>asking her to not overdo it as to not mess with her 'musk'
Both are traits that have been attributed to the Serial Sniffer. Traits I pointed out in the last thread.
I'm gonna take you down Serial Sniffer!
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>>14608966
All the 'kids' shows in Monster Girl City would just be thinly disguised pornography where some Monster Girl /ss/'s a bunch of naive boys each episode. Getting them to touch her 'love tunnel' and such.

All perfectly legal due to the contract their parents signed.
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I want a monstergirl to save me from my own self-loathing.
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>>14609351
Well, how about if this kitty teaches you the joys of painting?
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>>14609354
You do not waste paint like that. Fuck.
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>>14609360
Anon, that's not paint.
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>>14609354
I'd rather a girl with a fuller figure.
I just want a Cheshire or a Hellhound to cuddle me and tell me I'm just fine as is.
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>>14609298
But you're talking to a fucking diary. You're losing it. I bet you have a wall full of stuff related to the case. But YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING CASE.
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>>14609300
>Paladin equivalent of Mr. Rogers tries to create a channel for "honest programming"
>gets shut down due to lack of ratings
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>>14609377
I was trying to reach whoever wrote the diary entry. Obviously I need to find this "Master Reginald" and pay him a visit.
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>>14609395
>implying the girl isn't just another Elf whore, hired for some roleplay
>implying "Master Reginald" even exists
He's playing games with you.
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>>14609398
Do you think someone could hire a Monster Girl to be chuuni and act like she's incredibly powerful but has a dark past or something?
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>>14609408
Why not? Roleplaying is fun.
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>>14609398
fuck, your right, I fell for his trap
I need some sleep
working 28 hours straight will make you believe just about anything
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>>14609416
Well you only have 48 hours to crack the case because you're on thin ice and the mayor is all over the commissioner's ass, both literally and figuratively.
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>>14609408
Any species you had in mind? I mean, you could probably get a chuuni mouse for a lot less than a chuuni dragon.
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>>14609420
Hmm well no species in particular.

But if it's a small girl acting all-powerful and tough that's pretty cute.
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>>14609419
Well that's what happens when the mayor is a Dark Elf and the Commissioner is her boyfriend.
And I've been working this case for longer, but was taken off the case, and was forced into using my vacation time. Which we all know now I'm just using my vacation to find this creep and take him down. Once and for all...
But seriously going to bed, worked 14 hours today and have an eight hour shift tomorrow. Good night fair citizens.
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>>14609435
Yes, and tomorrow you will wake up and smell the roses.
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>>14609452
>smell the roses.
DAMN YOU SERIAL SNIFFER!!!!
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>>14609465
If we're going to catch a sniffer, we need to think like a sniffer.

Is that Bloodhound Girl on the police force busy?
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Jesus Christ, what is this squirrel girl on?
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>>14609497
Whatever oppai loli prostitutes are on. Probably spoiled milk.
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>>14609497
Lets play Carcassonne. I love that game. You can rest those enormous udders on the table while we play, they must be heavy, an you haven't grown in strength or stature to accomodate them yet.
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>>14609510
Gross, I figured it was cocaine.
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>>14608959
Thank you socialism for paying for my dose
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Any artists currently open for commission? I knew there was a google doc floating around but I don't have the link anymore.
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>>14609526
Starting next month we'll be cutting your supply off, the refugees need it more than you.
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>>14609528
It's those thousands of Mouse Girls crossing the border, isn't it?

The damn things breed like crazy.
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>>14609530
No, I mean the Stygian Khepri.
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>>14609530
I let in five into my house, and a year later I'm waist deep in daughters. How am I going to pound all this mouse pussy?
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>>14609531
Is this because of that war going on at the moment between the Pharaoh and the Apophis?
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>>14609482
McGruff? She's just a mascot, she has no real training. Plus I'm supposed to be on vacation, so all my detective work is off the books.
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>>14609541
We need McGruff!

W-Well I do, I'd like to ask her out on a date...
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>>14609542
And then, when it's just the two of you, you will lean down and sniff her behind her ear?
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>>14608721
That shit is gross.
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>>14609552
I-I'm not the sniffer! I swear!

I'm just a fan of McGruff, I always had a crush on her in those commercials she'd appear in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA
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>>14609527
Ayyy

http://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/
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Flat ogre leading a gang of impressionable loli onis
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>>14609562
Cool, thanks mate.
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>>14609573
No problem m8. You can also ask your favorite artist(s) if they're currently open for commissions. Some people advertise, some don't. It really depends on the artist in question.
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>>14609566
I have a flat Oni, that looks scary enough to boss around a bunch of loli Ogres.

Will that do?
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>>14609528

Goddammit, Trudeau, I paid my fucking taxes.
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>>14609582
And your taxes will go towards the refugees getting new iPads, so be glad. Also donate so they can afford more apps.
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I want to have a DBZ-style fight with a Lilim!
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anyone got that pic of that salamander in the casual clothes?
the one that usually comes with a comment about chilling?
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>>14609636
This?
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>>14609588
Gender-swapped Cologne with monster girls when
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>>14609645
The Monster Girl refugees from the Demon Realm dindu nuffin!
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>>14609634
You want to stand around and yell at each other?
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>>14609667
I'm going to stand in the sidelines and comment how they're moving so fast and how strong they both are.
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>>14609677
I'm going to gasp whenever the camera pans to my face after the fighters have yelled at each other for a while!
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>>14609683
Then I'll ask the cute Christmas Cake Dragon for my wish!
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>>14609690
Is it her sopping wet pantsu?
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>>14609683
And I'll comment on how huge their power levels are!
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>>14609644
Yeah
Thanks
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>>14609691
The world's most comfortable pair of underwear!

It's her panties.
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>>14609634
>have Lilim waifu
>waifu can make alternate dimensions at will
>create entire pocket universes
>suddenly get the equivalent of the Matrix without the possibility of dying
>videogames are obsolete as you can just live them
>can play P&P RPGs with a true gamemaster that alters reality
>anon can now have his DBZ fights with his waifu and not kill everyone else in the process too
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>>14609713
And people say Lilims are lame.
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>>14609722
They really don't.
Artist OC Lilims are tame and maybe the one completely vanilla child, but think of the two biggest documented ones: the Queen of Hearts and Deruella.
One has created a land of madness and the other actively plunged an entire kingdom into something straight out of a darker Magic card.
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>>14608031
I need this goat in my life, MGE Bacchus seems like a cool woman.
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>>14609726
Reminder that once the demon lord gets replaced by someone other than a succubus all of KCverse will collapse on itself.
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>>14609728
That won't be for a million billion years. Or next tuesday, who knows right?
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>>14608031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
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>>14609728
Even with the current demon lord the world is fucked for anyone who actually likes monster girls. Her end game goal is turning all the monster girls into regular old succubutts, love your Jubjub wife and her big fluffy wings? Demon lord doesn't care.

What the world needs is a Lilim to take charge who want to keep monster girls as monster girls.
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>>14609667
>>14609677
>>14609683
>>14609693
I want to sit on the sidelines and spout incredibly detailed and overdramatized commentary like Speedwagon, making the battle twice as long as it needs to be!

And DBZ battles are already incredibly drawn out, I'd probably die of old age before it ended.
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>>14609690
What you want is a Ryu then, they are holding a dragonball in the official artwork.
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>>14609737
>Even with the current demon lord the world is fucked for anyone who actually likes monster girls.
In-universe that's pretty much no one.
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>>14609738
You don't know what "drawn out" means until you've seen what the One Piece anime is like now.
I haven't actually watched it, but from what I understand it's pretty terrible.
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>>14609741
It's a lot more common outside of the order's kingdom though, they're just a small part of the world.

There would probably be riots in Zipangu.
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>>14609737
>Her end game goal is turning all the monster girls into regular old succubutts
Err, you sure m8?
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>>14609744
Zipangu girls are mostly pretty cosplay. The only ones who'd complain are the ones into stuff like Ushis or Oomukades. Pretty much everyone else would actually prefer nip-themed Succubi.
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>>14609746
Three words anon.
No more mofu.
Can you live with that?
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>>14609752
Sure.
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>>14609745
Pretty sure, she plans to defeat the chief god and the chief god's power is the only thing that keeps the monster parts on the monster girls. It has been a while since I read this stuff though so I could be wrong.
>>14609746
>Nekomata losing their ears
>Foxes losing their fluffy tails
Heresy of the highest degree, riots would happen I tell you.
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>>14609752
COME BACK ZINC!
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>>14609753
Found the alp, get the bats.
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>>14609746
I want to go to Zipangu to see the thick panda girls.
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>>14609713
>decide to play pocket-dimension D&D with a group of friends
>Lilim waifu will be the DM
>completely disregards the lore and any sort of logic
>everything is massively outclassing you
>everything wants to rape you
>get a level 999 dragon the size of a building thrown at you at level 1
>end up not playing any D&D at all and just getting raped for 6 hours

I dunno if Lilims would be good gamemasters.
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>>14609754
Are monster parts really that important?
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>>14609757
For what?
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>>14609761
>Are cat parts an important part of a cat girl
>Are fox parts an important part of a fox girl
I have to agree with this anon >>14609757
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>>14609762
Not those bats, those bats are for cuddling.
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>>14609754
The chief god's influence is what causes some of the old monsters' behavior to remain in them. All that would happen if the chief god got kicked to the curb is that monsters would lose some of their feral instincts to dominate humankind.
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>>14609754
I don't think that's a thing, honestly. Must have been a mistranslation.
Or I'd be hearing it here more often than for the first time now.
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I want to spank Killing Kakuen as punishment for beheading those cops!
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>>14609766
So can we cuddle the Bats while the Alps watch or what's the skinny?
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>>14609765
What if the cats just lost the paws, but kept the ears and tail?
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>>14609770
>>14609771
It might have been an old mistranslation, like I said it's been a long while.
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>>14609758
I want to be in a captive breeding program with them.
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>>14609759
>"This campaign is the Lair of the Ushi-Oni. Four adventurers wake up in a dark cave, with no clothes, and no way out, in the distance you hear a terrifying roar."
"Ha, your wife's a bit of a prankster huh Anon? When does the real quest start? I want to slay some Goblins... Anon? You're shaking..."
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>>14609773
Well, that's one way to do it. But I was suggesting we go punish those alps with some wooden baseball bats, if you follow me.
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>>14609690
I want to go to Namek and collect the extra big dragonballs there to summon the Wurm!
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>>14609782
Wait, you want to humiliate them in a game of baseball? That's just overly convoluted. I'm leaving and I'm taking as many Bats with me as want to cuddle instead of playing baseball.
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>>14609758
>Zipangu
>pandas
I'm more triggered than I should be
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>>14609784
>The Dragon of Love
Wurm indeed.
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>>14609788
No no no, we're going to use the bats on the alps to humiliate them physically. And don't take all the bats, at least leave the little ones.
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>>14609789
Mist Continent, that's the place, my bad.

I hear they have monkeys too.
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Since we already have a monkey monster girl, what would a great ape monster girl look like?
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>>14609754
I really don't think that's the case. Think about it, anon, would YOU write nearly 00 porfiles and draw art for them to have the all canonically become irrelevent and extint?
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>>14609793
I want a mist continent doujin now.

Kakuens, Pandas, Hinezumi and at a stretch maybe Jinkos even though they're not region exclusive. KC please, I offer my firstborn's soul.
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>>14609804
>Hinezumi and jinko in a doujin
>After I got new dormouse smut
You trying to kill me man?
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>>14609812
It's okay, Jinko is not a valid option
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>>14609812
I'm trying to kill myself too, it kills me inside knowing that it will never happen.
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>>14609804
>mist continent
It's funny that China is always associated with mists in pop culture when it's actually the land of smog.

I was there recently. Holy shit, I thought LA was bad.
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>>14609816
It's been so long that this actually got me. Or maybe I've been up too late.
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>>14609822
It's the correct way to meme, friend. Leave it be till people forget about it, then hit them when they aren't looking.
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>>14609822
>>14609824
I for one will never forget. Or forgive. The monster who took her from me will learn that revenge is a dish best served cold!
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>>14609831
What sort of dish? Revenge is a bit vague.
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>>14609835
I believe in the native tongue they call it omelette du fromage
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>>14609837
Will it have bacon in it? What about bits of ham?
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>>14609136
More this shit is spooky.
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>>14609845
Spooky?
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>>14609781
>start taking it lightly because everything you meet is some monstergirl wanting to have sex
>Lilim notices
>"Next, the party was given a quest to clear out some caves infested by giant spiders.."
>party can't wait to get raped by some arachnes
>this time they're actually real giant spiders intent on murdering them
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>>14609848
The jump scare didn't work, my brain is too quick to recognize cuteness
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>>14609388
>paladin's face when.
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>>14609890
Paladins are just misunderstood warriors, they just want their families to live a good life.
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>>14609900
A lot of the order are probably decent men, just scared of their rulers and the wrath of a god who acts like she's always on her period.
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I was wondering, how many of you guys actually like KC lore? bc I get he impretion that most here don't like it. yet a lot of posts seam to hold it like the 'one all be all'.
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>>14609934
You can discuss the lore without necessarily liking it a bunch. I don't care for it myself but that doesn't stop me from pondering the finer points of the universe and discussing implications and such with other anons.
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>>14609934
It's the baseline so it's what gets discussed the most. The fact that pretty much every major writefag makes their own canon and tosses out mamanobama should tell you what the main beef with the KC setting is.
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>>14609910
Yeah, KC always use that excuse to make them more susceptible to just deserting to the monster faction, but i would think there's more than it, wouldn't they have more, i dunno, human pride?

>>14609934
I'm sure most people here, if not all, have their own headcannon, KC's lore may be good in some ways but utter shit in some others, people around here just use it in arguments because they don't really have anything else to grasp on when telling others how shitty their tastes are.

I mean, they all hate KC's way of doing certain things, but try to say something like "dom hellhounds" and you will see how everybody and their mothers jump on to defend their tastes argumenting KC's almighty setting.
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>>14609851
>"A-Anon, this isn't funny anymore! Tell your wife to stop! ...Anon?"
>Sitting there with your head in your hands, you look up
>"You don't get it. She's too into it now. She gets carried away and it doesn't stop until she's bored. Do you know what happened the first time we did this? Do you?!"
>"What the fuck are you talking about, Anon?"
>"I died! She got carried away and I died here!"
>"Then how the fuck are you sitting here talking to us?"
>"She was able to revive me because we're connected. But you guys... Oh, god..."
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>>14609944
I meant "sub hellhounds" i'm still sleepy s fuck it seems.
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>>14609934
I like the visual designs, that's about it. The whole thing with the war is retarded, partly because the thing is so one sided it has no reason to still exist, partly because paladins wouldn't exist or be murdered by humans real quick (imagine you finally find the waifu of your life and she gets murdered by some religious fanatics that go around doing that constantly, now imagine how long it takes before these people get torn apart in the streets), partly because it's a fucking monstergirl setting I don't need fucking politics and other stupid shit in it.

Oh and every monstergirl has this stupid pleasure bullshit. Apparently every single one has something that makes you feel ultimate pleasure or some retarded shit like that. You see it's not electricity, it's PLEASURE electricity! Even though electricity can be used for the sake of sex in plenty of creative ways, but no it has to be "she tuch u ur dik cum many cums".
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>>14609948
>Pleasure electricity
I wonder if people in that setting can generate energy for their houses only by having sex with their waifus.
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>>14609934
I can't imagine many people actually liking it. His "lore" is way too retarded for anyone to take seriously.
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>>14609934
I may not like everything he comes up with, but like it fair enough to appreciate the better points and not bother with local's good old tradition of scolding it. I don't usually engage in discussing it either, though.
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>>14609960
considering that you can make a infinite fuck-loop that both can live on. why the fuck not.
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>>14609934
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>>14609934
It's not perfect, but it's good to bank off of for story ideas and just how things work, kinda like a D&D book.
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>>14609990
I wouldn't say a D&D book, those things are like rule books, in here we ignore KC for the most part, at least when it comes about MGs behaviours and what can we do in the MG universe.
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