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She's going to give you head.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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postan' from last thread
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I want to tie up a bunch of loli mousegirls and molest them!
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>>14607998
>Battle Meido Satyros is madly in love with her young master
>she even received his parents blessing in marriage too
>however, she has encountered a major struggle
>she doesn't know the exact words she wants to use when she proposes to him
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>>14608026
Wait a ticket. If the head is here, where's the body?
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Fairys are nice
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Remember to walk the neighbor girl to school, as a gentleman should.
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>>14608026
I want a Dullahan whose genki body makes her tsun head do lewd and lovey-dovey stuff
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>>14608010
Yes, that sounds truly delicious.
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Please consider a Yeti maid, her fur doesn't make too much of a mess and she's easy to cook for
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>>14607996
Poor girl.
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>>14608041
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>>14608043
Ok but its not my fault if she ends up pregnant.
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>>14608052
That's oddly specific anon.
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>>14607962
Where do they get the alcohol though?
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>>14608026
Julia?
> " Well, I couldn't decide between leaving a letter in your locker or running into you with toast in my mouth like in the anime, so-so-so I--"
And then she starts crying.
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>>14608037
It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU OOOOOOOOO SHE'S SCARY!!!!!
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Anybody else think the Mad Hatter from the doujin is jacking the guy off into her tea cup so that she can drink it all fancy like?
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I want an oni to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to call me shorty for the rest of the night!
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>>14608061
But is she going to get drunk with you though?
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>>14608057
[Freaking Out Intensifies]
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>>14608053
Gotta cover my bases.
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>>14608050
>>14607996
Indeed. It's a darn shame, but times change, I guess.
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>>14608031
>they like playing the flute
Oh god, what if they found out about vuvuzelas? Those are bad enough in the hands of sober people...
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>>14608031
Oops, why did I forget this

Translation note: It doesn't say anything about the god's gender, as pronouns are not used to refer to it in the original text, but I'm going to assume she is female like all the other gods so far and use female pronouns for the translation.

「酒の神「バッカス」」
“The God of Alcohol, “Bacchus””

酒と酩酊を司る中級神。立場は中立。
A mid-rank deity that governs alcohol and drunkenness. Her standpoint is neutral.

社交的かつ温厚だが、細かい事を気にしない大雑把で豪快な性格であるともされており、
それ故か教義や、バッカスを信仰する教会の規律も緩く、自由な気風である事が特徴である。
She is warm and sociable, but she is also purported to have a large-hearted and lenient personality, not fussing over details. Perhaps because of that, the doctrine and rules of churches that worship Bacchus are also lenient and characterized by a general atmosphere of freedom.

酒をこよなく愛する神であり、飲酒によって人生に楽しさと色どりを添え、酒をかわす事により他者と友好を結ぶ事を説いており、
教会では定期的に信徒、および外部の人間を交えた酒宴が催され、飢えた者に酒と食事を提供するといった慈善活動も積極的に行われている。
As the god who loves alcohol more than anything, she exhorts that people should color their life with enjoyment and form bonds of friendship by drinking. In her churches, drinking parties are periodically held where her adherents come together with outsiders. Deeds of charity such as providing food and alcohol for those who are starving are also actively performed.

バッカスが信徒に与える加護は酒の強さを与え、また国や種族の垣根を超え、他者との友好・交渉の成功を約束するというものである。
The blessing that Bacchus bestows upon her followers empowers the effects of alcohol, and also goes beyond the bounds of race and nationality, ensuring that negotiations and friendships with others will succeed.

単なる酒好きから、酒造家や商人、外交官などといった職業の者に広く信仰されており、人間、ドワーフ、ゴブリンなどの種族にも信徒が多い。
She is widely worshiped by people with a variety of professions, such as ambassadors, merchants, brewers, and simply those who like drinking, and she also has many adherents among races such as humans, dwarves, goblins, etc.

魔物に対しても友好的な神で、酒の力を借りて異性を落とし、肉体関係を結ぶ事に関しても肯定的である。
She is a god that is friendly towards monsters, and she also approves of using the power of alcohol for the sexual conquest of the opposite sex.

その加護は、男との酒盛りと酩酊をより愉しく心地よいものとし、その後の男との交わりも盛り上げてくれるものであるため、魔物達にも信徒が多い。
Her blessing makes the drunken revelry and intoxication of men more pleasant and enjoyable, and it also makes having sex with men afterward more thrilling too, so she also has many adherents among the monsters.

一方で酒により他者を昏倒させ、相手の意識の無い内に盗みを働いたり、犯したりといった行為は酒の悪用であるとして禁じられている。
On the other hand, using alcohol to incapacitate a person and rob or rape them while unconscious is forbidden as an abuse of alcohol.

魔物にも信徒が多いものの、邪教として扱われてはおらず、教団の勢力下でも認められた宗教である。
Although she does have many followers among the monsters, her religion is not treated as heretical, and it is an accepted religion even in lands under the Order's forces.
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x is best girl
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>"I've been getting some competition lately Anon... You still think I'm best NEET, right?"
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>>14608068
Dude relax, she's just going to give you a hug

with her headless body
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>>14608071
I think they're more interested in playing your flute anon.
That is, if you let them.
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>>14608079
Oh well that's not so bad. As long as you don't stare into the abyss
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>>14608074
I want to x the y monstergirl in the z!
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>>14608031
I'm feeling some goat milk.
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>>14608031
Welcome to the fold comrade, may your drinking bring you happiness.
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>>14608041
The ass is fat on the short haired fairy.
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>>14607996
>>'You still got that key I slipped you way back when?'
Huh. I remember this...what a shame.
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>>14608026
Well, hello Smith (' - ')/
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>>14608074
Anyone with eyes can see that Ω is best girl.
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I want to laugh in the face of the awkward Dark Elf who confesses to me, as I tell her I only prefer Elves with fair pale skin, and not dirty dark skin like hers!
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>>14608103
That was a continuation of that Dramanon story? Neato.
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>>14608092
You know, the rename to "Hoof Pussy Kingdom" reminds me an awful lot of Comcast changing their service name to XFinity.

In both cases, it's the same garbage, just under a different label.
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>>14608075
Of course, I think you're the NEETest
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>>14608128
That's how you create a yandere, anon.
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>>14608135
>In both cases, it's the same garbage, just under a different label.
Damn anon, that was savage.
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>>14608133
I'm thinking about it. It'd be interesting to think about how an bar ran by a tough-yet-sweet Oni would hold up against a satyr's magic wine and orgy powers.
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I wanna take a Maus and...! clean her up, feed her well, give her a nice place to sleep, some new clothes and if she's a good little maus a special hamster ball that she can easily get in and out of so she can sleep with me without getting crushed.
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>>14608144
An alcohol competition?
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>>14607665
Because hellhound love will always be worth it.

>Once your hellhound wife has warped away, those spirits, beaten and terrified, one of them missing half of its being, slink away
>They inform their ruler, a higher being of an evil spirit with considerable power in the world of dreams
>They wait until you and your wife are away from the supernatural protection of your home, and ambush you in an empty park, manifesting as full on spirits intent on taking revenge
>Your wife just tells you to stand back, her obsidian skin glowing red as if fire's replaced the blood in her veins, burning away her clothes as she faces the small army of attackers
>The minute they charge at you, snarling and screaming, she howls, imprinting a pentagram of flame on the ground at her feet and calling upon the full extent of her ability
>The demons barely make it ten metres before your wife goes full Asura'a Wrath, showing you just how good she is at the job her species was literally made to do: Put demons in their place
>She erupts like a volcano aimed horizontal, making an entire park disappear in a cone of unnaturally thick, focused fire that actually sounds like a rocket taking off
>In that single second, maybe a good third of the demon army is vaporised instantly, banished from the living world without a vessel and no doubt blasted away to Hell, in the deepest, most horrifying reaches of the metaphysical worlds
>The moment her onslaught ends, she leaps into the fray, sprinting and bounding on all fours to leap into the midst of the demons and tear them apart tooth, claw and hellflame
>She fights with the fury of a beast, but with the precision of a machine, the strength and magical ability of a god, and agility that makes Grey Fox look like Fatman
>Soon, the entire army is no more, the last few demons bursting into fire and ectoplasm
>Only their ruler remains, a nine feet tall humanoid giant of a thing clad in black armour straight out of a fantasy novel, with red pinpricks of light burning through the eyeholes of its helm
>You wife wastes no time in engaging, dodging swipes of its magical sword and retaliating with punches and kicks that impact the demon's armour like a wrecking-ball, using her hellfire as makeshift boosters to propel her strikes with even more speed and brutality
>After a long battle between what are essentially two lesser gods, your wife knocks the demon ruler off balance, taking the opportunity to pounce on it bodily and knock it to the ground
>The demon is ready, though, and draws a wicked looking knife from some secret place
>They thrust with it, penetrating your wife's gut as a sickly green light flashes from the blade, twisting it in her skin
>You cry out as your wife freezes and looks down in shock at her wound, already leaking what can only be described as liquid fire
>The demon ruler begins to laugh, the sound echoing within their helmet
>At least before it's promptly bitten off by your wife
>Along with their head
>The demon bursts into transparent ectoplasm rather unceremoniously, a few ashes burning in the air as the hellhound spits out some of the quickly evaporating fluid
>The wound in her gut remains, though, and she can only look at it in dumb shock as it leaks out her scalding hot lifeblood onto the charred ground at an alarming rate
>She looks at you with a smile, barely managing to get words out of her mouth
>"Bet I looked really cool out there, right, husband?"
>Then she slumps over, unconscious
>You panic, and do the only thing you can think of: scooping your arms under your wife, picking her up, and carrying all seven feet of her, muscle and all, back to your home
>It's only a five minute walk there, but to you it feels like hours, and in the middle of winter in the evening, you find no one on the streets to help you
>You can only listen to her laboured breathing, fearing for her life every step of the way
>Only your physical presence keeps her alive, allowing her to unconsciously leach spirit energy from you and keep herself clinging to life
>Once home, you set her on the bed, ignoring the scorch marks her blood leaves everywhere, wrap her wound in bandages, and leave to call an ambulance
>You've barely turned around before her paw shoots out and grabs your wrist, pulling you on top of her
>Her eyes are closed, and she barely seems lucid through the pain, but she gasps out anyway, "No, don't go. I just need you."
>Understanding immediately, you strip naked while straddling her, maximising your skin content before moving to lie on top of her completely
>Her breathing eases up just slightly, and when she opens her eyes, you see they aren't anywhere near as grey or extinguished as before, the flames flickering from them nowhere near as small and weak
>You tell her how amazing she looked out there, and once she tells you how all of it started, how stupid she was for antagonising those spirits by burning away half of one's soul
>You also tell her how much you love her
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>>14608075
I want more of her.
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>>14608156
>She kisses you weakly in response, saying she'd take on every spirit, demon, monster, god or Outlier if it meant keeping you safe
>You make up the difference in her kiss, cradling her head in your hands and lovingly grinding yourself against her abs even as you begin to get hard
>As your love for each other boils to the surface, you feel her heat return to her, just enough to make her nipples glow slightly when you look down, and just enough that you can feel a tingling in your mouth when you kiss her again: a full flow of spirit energy shaped by love and emotion, eagerly absorbed by your wife and used to slowly restore her body
>It doesn't take long before you manoeuvre downwards, and slip your erection inside her, the both of you gasping at the heat and sensation of so much soulful energy sinking into her sex as it emanates from your shaft
>The two of you lose your minds together, making love continuously and passionately, if a little gently to avoid any pain from her injury
>Of course, you don't stop until she's fully healed, watching the painful stab wound close significantly every time you cum into her, until with one final, leg-locking, burying-your-face-between-her-breasts orgasm, her flawless charcoal skin closes entirely, shining like obsidian from all her sweat
>Exhausted, but happily tracing your finger around her once again perfect tummy, you collapse on top of her and fall asleep, once again to pleasant and peaceful dreams.
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>>14608139
Please, what's she gonna do? She's an elf, a loser! And on top of that, she has substandard darker skin, she's certainly not the fairest of them all!
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>>14608159
Do you mean you want more art of her, or you want to add pudge to her so there is more of her to cuddle?
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>>14607903
>isn't a fucking fish
>like Poseidon
You got a fucking problem, nigga?
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>>14608167
Not him, but yes to both.
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>>14608135
It's always been Hoof Pussy Kingdom really, Horse Pussy simply founded the Kingdom and named it after themselves.

The collective races of Horse Pussy Kingdom simply voted to change it to Hoof Pussy Kingdom to more fairly represent the entirety of the Kingdom's races.

Your ignorance is to be expected, Human Pussy Kingdom has always cared little for anything but themselves. Enjoy your day.
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>>14608156
>>14608160
Radical.
Please pastebin this, I know it's short but still.
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>>14608176
The Pussy Pussy Kingdom is still the best.
But not being able to hold my CC operator Jinko maid/wife is what hurts the most.
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>>14608169
Poseidon is apparently a onee-san type according to KC.
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>>14608176
I prefer the Breast Pussy Republic.
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>>14608055
From the Swiss
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I want a St. Bernard police kobold to protect me from the serial hugger!
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>>14608207
Ohhh.
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>>14608032
But Anon, what are you going to do if their parents ask you to take responsibility?
You're going to need so much more rope and ballgag.
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>>14608074
x is for people with shit taste fampai
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>>14608184
If that is what you wish.
http://pastebin.com/gE535jJy
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>>14608204
There was just one week of my life, like 3 weeks ago, where all I wanted to do was fuck a Cerea like centaur and suck her tits till I fell asleep.

I've never experienced something like that before ever in my life.
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>>14608204
>>14608191
Breasts and pussies don't constitute a kingdom but we appreciate your enthusiasm.
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>>14608219
Niiiice, thanks Trachyon.
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>>14608074
>x
>best girl
>not her older sister χ
Fuck outta here.
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>>14608169
>filename
You are correct and I dropped that so hard when I realized she had no chance. Why does the guy hook up with worstgirl when a bestgirl like that is around? Terminal Japanese Taste?
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>>14608223
>where all I wanted to do was fuck a Cerea like centaur and suck her tits till I fell asleep
I want to do that with a chesty dairy Nightmare.
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>>14608152
You're a good man.
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>>14608216
That's a responsibility I planned to take from the start anon. Their daughterus will be safe with me.
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>>14608176
>Human Pussy Kingdom
We may be the worst kingdom but at least we have free healthcare
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>>14608224
Well the Pussy Pussy Kingdom was originally the Cat Pussy Kingdom, until some stupid Cheshire legally changed the name internationally, so now we have to wait a year before we can change it back. Fucking Claire.
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>>14608233
I won't lie when I say I want to see Yuna Kagesaki do her own manga about a lamia romance.
Or at the very least a doujin between Miia and Darling.
Even a single drawing of Miia.

My point is, her monstergirl shit is adequately on point.
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>>14608191
Bastet a shit. Cait Siths a bigger shit.
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>>14608031
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEW GIRL!
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>>14608204
Is it wrong to want to fuck those tits until they're completely covered in cum?
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>>14608240
>He thinks the Kingdom with the most qualified healers in the world doesn't have free healthcare

Anon, plz.

>>14608247
Oh. That makes sense actually.
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>>14608230

>Not best twin X
>Not best aunt χX
Into the trash it goes
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>>14608226
You're welcome. As always, even one person enjoying it makes every second of writing worth it.
That, and it's nice to clear the cobwebs from the brain, and get some gears spinning with something short yet sweet.
If I can all but rip off concepts from The Dresden Files while doing it, then I consider it a major success too.
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>>14608255
You're a good day late.
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>>14608233
I don't know what this manga is, but I can already tell from your post it's just Love Hina but with monster girls.
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>>14607577
>>14607602
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>>14608267
>If I can all but rip off concepts from The Dresden Files while doing it, then I consider it a major success too.
Oh, you're the one that wrote that Foo Dog thing during summer? I capped that.
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>>14608271
cute
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>>14608271
She's so cute and serene despite being a russian big cat.
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>>14608271
YES!
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>>14608271
I love you so much anon. You're free to come to my house and fuck my sister whenever you like.
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>>14608258
Not at all! In fact, it's a very desirable trait in members of the Breast Pussy Republic.
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I love you anon
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I got commissioned to do a halftone of this, so enjoy
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>>14608271
CUUUUTE!
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>>14608288
that's nice...
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>>14608271
Well that makes me feel gratified.
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>>14608290
Absolutely beautiful.
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>>14608268
I've been busy.
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>>14608273
Yeah, the Foo Dog-girl named Rai, fighting that hellhound. At least, I'm 90% certain her name was Rai.
You don't know how flattered I am to read that someone remembers that little thing from so long ago. So long ago in internet time, anyway.
Thanks.
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>>14608271
Now if you could do drawings of the other greentexts that would be fantastic.
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>>14608290
Nice
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>I love you~
>You love me~
>Give all of yourself to me~
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>>14608290
>tfw I can see lots of anatomical issues in a picture
>tfw I lack anatomical and drawfag knowledge to properly describe those issues
I feel useless ;_:
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>>14608292
Do you love ME?
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>>14608270
There's only 2 girls really in the running and it's more fantasy/drama focused than comedy, but you aren't wrong.
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>>14608258
You really think you have enough cum for that?
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>>14608312
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>>14608288
I love you too.
You're starting to freak me out, though. What's going on?
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>>14608303
No problem.
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>>14608308
Well if you manage to express them I'll gladly take your criticism
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I'd rather go to New England and visit (Undefined) Pussy Township
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>>14608307
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452091672767.webm
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Around cats watch yourself
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>>14608288
I wanna clap them titties.
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>>14608316
I laughed.

Someone really close to me is dying. I just needed to hear it. I'm sorry, I'll stop now.
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>>14608307
>I love you~
>You love me~
FUCKING HELL, I THOUGHT OF BARNEY FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON

some one help, i need something to make me forget
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>>14608330
>Spoiler
I think that was the point.
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>>14608321
I can see what he's talking about I think
>Tail growing out of ass instead of her spine
>Ears completely turned around instead of flipped back
>Stomach too long, legs too short
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>>14608315
There are potions and things I can take in MGE to help me do that.
After I cover her tits I'll fuck her face until her cheeks bulge.
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>>14608328
>spoiler
Meant for >>14608317
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>>14608328
I'm sorry to hear that.
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This thread triggers me.
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>>14608326
Around cats, watch your backs.
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>>14608288
>No. I do.
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If I have time later today, I might draw A band of goblins standing around the king's grave, crying.
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>>14608321
Okay, I'll try. Whether or not they're valid is up to you.
>breasts aren't hanging off the chest properly
>tail looks like it's sticking out of her asshole instead of spine
>paws/hand are too tiny, and the lack of dexterous fingers looks jarring
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>>14608345
Around kitten, guard your mittens.
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>>14608341
why are you here then?
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>>14608347
noice
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>>14608347
I'd much rather you draw a bunch of goblins at ground control freaking out with tears in their eyes.
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>>14608341
How so?
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>>14608326
But that's a lamia
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>>14608346
Drop the polymorph and reveal your true form, alp, so that I may blow in your ears and stroke your spadetail.
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>>14608341
Every time I post a 2hu in these threads it's partly, even if just barely, to piss off the few that despise the fact that it's being connected to these threads, and that brings me a tinge of joy.
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>>14608359
Read the filename
feel your shame
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>>14608351
>>14608358
Because there is no love for numans in here.
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>>14608359
1. That's not a lamia, it's a motherfucking T. rex
2. There's a cat on her tail
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>>14608363
But people getting pissed off over 2hus is a rarity in these threads.
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>>14608371
>>14608367
I'm drunk, sue me.
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>>14608379
I mean externally.
There are a few that don't like their precious 2hu being posted in these threads, and that's hilariously silly so It comes to mind every time I post one.
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>>14608368
Phantasy Star is just about as niche as the Yakuza series on this site, so of course material pertinent to it is rarely ever discussed.
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>>14608363
Agreed. You post 2hu I post Phantasy Star.
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>>14608388
That's no good for anyone.
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>>14608390
Isn't PSO2 really popular though?
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>>14608388
>I mean externally.
Oh, my bad.
>There are a few that don't like their precious 2hu being posted in these threads, and that's hilariously silly so It comes to mind every time I post one.
I honestly don't understand how that's supposed to negatively affect their 2hu discussions.
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>>14608268
How'd the thread react?
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>>14608395
I know, isn't it great.
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>>14608388
So you're telling me that these people lurk in this thread for the sole purpose of making sure that 2hu, which is all over the goddamn internet at this point, doesn't get posted here?
I don't know what to say about that.
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>>14608388
Oh. Well that's too bad for them, because Momiji and Kagerou are both utterly wonderful.
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>>14608401
They liked it, i think
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I'm afraid if I try to hug a monstergirl she'll disembowel me
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I want to introduce all of Wonderland's residents to the wonder that is Mega Holst milk
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>>14608403
Go away Tewi or I'll spank your butt.
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>>14608406
Agreed.
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>>14608400
It's not. It's just meant to make them salty on the off chance they see it and happen to be one of those individuals. Which i figure is actually pretty low.
>>14608405
They honestly probably just filter the threads. Was just something I happened to read quite a while ago in some other thread and it managed to stick.

>>14608415
>you will never punch tewi in her smug fucking face
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>>14608401
Reception was positive.
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>>14608408
Now, why would you ever be afraid of such a thing?
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>>14608397
Shit I don't know.
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>>14608406
Breeding sex with the wolves in heat!
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>>14608031
>if a man and a woman with feelings for each other drink the wine their feelings won't be able to remain hidden
>monstergirl gets man drunk on satyrs wine hoping to find out he likes her
>he doesn't feel the same
Give me suffering.
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>You will never have a wererabbit gf
>Wererabbit yuris will never happen
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>>14608363
>>14608388
I love 2hus. In fact it was searching through panda for non-H 2hu doujins that led me to MGE in the first place about 4-5 years ago.
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>>14608401
Her translation also has had overall one of the more positive recent profile reactions.
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>>14608427
ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID
NEVER THE BRIDE
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>>14608415
That's a Jiang-shi anon.
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>>14608422
I don't know. I'm just really afraid. I'd hug her, trembling in her arms waiting for the blow to come. I'd sink to the floor, still holding on to her, unable to say a word due to the pain, wondering why, she wouldn't answer me. Maybe it's the fear that an animal that can bite, will.
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>>14608426
Aww look at her! She's standing upright because she wants a treat!
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>>14608416
I love that picture. She looks so goddamn lovely and huggable.

>>14608426
Humans are scary!
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Can we have more French poodle Kobold this thread? I really liked those greentexts.
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>>14608429
>spoiler
You animal
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Uh-oh anon, it seems your trip to the Steppes will have to wait as the Amazons have launched a daring raid on your hometown and abducted you and other anons!

Luckily they don't consider you a threat (because you aren't) and have been given a fairly extensive leash, you can chat with any of the captors you want.

There's Amazonians of every main species but nothing of the sub-species in the camp.

Just don't strike up a conversation about Defenseless Village Z, that particular raid did not go well and they might become irate if you bring it up.
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>>14608429
>doujins
>Non-H
You see the problem here, right?
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>>14608462
So I heard you guys fucked up
Baddies all of you.
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>>14608462
What happened to Defenseless villa Z?
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>>14608462
No, I absolutely need to know about Defenseless Village Z now. Did they have to fight Goku?
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>>14608429
Huh, and I thought I was sorta oldfag with my 3.5 years of being aware of it.
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>>14608462
So, what IS the deal with airline food?
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>>14608462
These ropes cannot contain a force as strong as I!
I tear the rope and then get slammed by the Amazonian Oni who ties my tether back into place and holds me close to her so that I can't escape.
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>>14608462
I have no choice but to ask about Defenseless Village Z.
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>>14608462
Village Z?
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>>14608462
lol i herd u got fuckin reckt by village z, what a bunch of dumb sluts u should go back to being a man's fuck hole
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>>14608462
Is the Robot Devil hiding somewhere in this amazonian village? I need my fix.
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>>14608429
I always forget exh has a rather vast collection of non-h stuff.

I honestly wish I knew how I naturally wondered into this shit over 7 years ago before it transitioned into being aware of crabman's ancient stuff and taking off from there.
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>>14608462
I talk to the faggot with white hair who's obviously a god thing in disguise and help him sway the other men into enslaving our "captors" and proceed to take over the region. One tribe at a time. Then, the world!
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>>14608462
Ask to be taken to their leader. I'm a member of the Merchant's Guild, maybe I can convince her to let me and the others go in exchange for sending supply caravans to trade with them.
Also, my Hellhound wife is gonna be pissed with them if they keep me here.
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>>14608406
>Excellent tier
Kagerou
Yukari
Scarlets
Rumia
Wasabihime
Shinki
Dai-chan

>Awesome tier
Ran
Awoo
Combat Kiki
Yuyuko
Alice
Patchu
Letty

>Great tier
Useless kung-fu Ryu
Oni (x3)
Assorted lewd fairies
Gradient-hair Cumdumpster
Green Cumdumpster

>Remove tier
Miko
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>>14608462
Is Defenseless Village Z the reason there's no Amazonian Sub Spieces around?
If so that's really sad. And to make up for it I will offer myself up to the war chief as a trophy husband!
Lord knows she deserves to smile again after what happened at DVZ.
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>>14608031
>MFW I already love the concept of wine and monstergirls
>Especially grapesnake and red wines
>MFW Satyros comes out and references Bacchus, the most based Roman God
>MFW the goat pussy is giving me a massive thirst
She may actually usurp Kraken or Shoggoth from my top three. Just holy shit, KC.
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>>14608433
Now I'm reminded of that one story where a warrior Lizardman is friendzoned by some warrior dude she loved.
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>still no Phoenix MG
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>>14608498
Goat girls working hard to make a name for themselves
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>>14608462

...But I'm from Defenseless Village Z, I was only in town to make a delivery.
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>>14608514
Just like that new hooker down the street.
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>>14608469
>>14608472
>>14608475
>>14608482
>>14608483
>>14608497
You all get a stern glare, tied down, and have your mouths gagged. There is some muttering about a "baldy" as they do this.

You are now property of the Amazon horde.

>>14608479
The Amazon Harpy keeps you for herself.

>>14608481
The Amazon Ogre takes over for the Oni later on and she keeps you for herself.

>>14608485
Tied down, slapped across the face, and then raped by the entire camp before being kept as a pet (not a husband) for sexual relief by the Amazon horde.

>>14608487
...Maybe.

>>14608490
Lilim Amazon thinks your naivety is cute and keeps you for herself. She continues to serve the Amazon horde as normal.

>>14608493
You are eventually ransomed / released back into your waifu's care when the Amazons speak with your proper (female) superior about supplies.

>>14608521
Amazon Kikimora handles your delivery, as she was the one who requested the delivery to time with the raid. She also keeps you for herself since you were a good delivery boy.
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>>14608462
Got any Strongfat Amazons?
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Now that the Goblin King has passed away, the Goblins are probably looking for a suitable heir to the throne, a new Goblin King.

Would you be that heir?
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>>14608532
But I was just asking a legitimate question! I don't want to be part of the horde I want to be a trophy husband! I can cook, clean, and I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin I can be a great trophy husband for your war chief!
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>>14608545
>Would you be that heir?
Thats a lot to live up to anon, I don't think I'm worthy.
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>>14608545
Don't ask me to fill shoes NO ONE can possibly fill anon.
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>>14608549
>25
Christmas Cake, get out. A strong war chief would want a young man for her to use as much and however she'd please. Not some old goods.
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>>14608532
>Amazon Harpy
Good god, she must have some wicked and beautiful wings. Can't imagine how fast she can fly.
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>>14608557
Fine! I'll leave! But when I become a wizard I'll come back and rain hell upon your tribe!
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>>14608440
But monstergirls aren't animals. Why would they hurt you?
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Hey where's that nerd that greentexted about that Oni Bartender going under? Requesting seconds.
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i fucking hate centaurs
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I want to go on dates in public with Miia!

I want her help me get over the panic attacks i get when i go to crowded areas!
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>>14608510
There are a lot of famous monsters that KC hasn't done yet, but slowly we are getting them. Jiangshi, chaos monsters, kobold, satyros, they'd all been anticipated for quite a while themselves.
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>>14608532
Boo humbug to you ladies.
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>>14608532
>Property of the Amazon horde
Okay, I guess that's fine for now. But I hope they let me go pretty soon, because I really don't want to miss dinner with my Kitsune waifu. She said she's making something special tonight, and warned me not be late again.
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>>14608545
First I would need to learn how to do the magic dance.

Only by dancing the magic dance successfully can I hope to win over the shortstack Goblins.

One missed note or step and they'll gang-rape me and kick me out of the labyrinth.
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>>14608549
You'll make a great husband to the Amazon Horde's healer when you get back to the main village.

Amazon Unicorn is going to love you.

Btw if you're still here brown edit anon can you brown a unicorn?
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>>14608532
>Ransomed
Anon, either they gave me back to her or they got fucked up. There's no ransoming a Hellhound's husband.

Seriously though, what kind of supplies do they need? I've got connections.

Also don't consider this part of my questions to them, but did they get wrecked by Krillin?
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>>14608510
>he'll do two girls for the one profile
>phoenix starts as cute little loli but slowly turns into a busty Ara Ara Nee-san type
>will work M.Mana in some way, either getting a lot, or running out will trigger her regeneration process
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>>14608590
Amazon Lilim would kick your waifu's ass anon.

Also defenseless village Z is a more...modern reference.

Honestly I don't know what you're complaining about, you're the only one who got to go free.
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>>14608602
I don't like not being taken seriously as a merchant. I can set up trade routes just as well as that Tanuki asshole who sucks up to our boss.
Fucking Nepotism is what it is, she should have never hired her niece.
Ah, Saitama then.
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>>14608589
I-Is she a kissless virgin too? If so I wouldn't mind having awkward virgin sex with her on our honeymoon.
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>>14608532
>Amazon Kikimora handles your delivery, as she was the one who requested the delivery to time with the raid. She also keeps you for herself since you were a good delivery boy.

While I'm flattered, I'm afraid I must decline; I lost service on the way to the delivery site and only got it back when I got there, at which point you all promptly crushed my phone before I could call my uncle back, whose calls I'd apparently missed.

So I gotta go back and tell him I'm alright- That bald uncle of mine does worry when I go on these long trips...
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>>14608577
I want to make honey butter with a Lamia.
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What if a tanuki entered into a partnership with a medusa and her husband?
She could get the medusa to petrify her husband and turn him into a statue, then sell him as artwork and split the profits.
Then, once the petrification wears off, the medusa's husband can sneak away from his "new owner" and return, only to repeat the process again.

It's the ultimate con.
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>>14608624
Amazonian Kikimora does not see your "threat" as valid since you weren't competent enough to say which village your uncle is from.

Amazonian Kikimora is also very thorough and knows that even if you had said you were from "that" village you'd be lying.

Amazonian Kikimora is very good at her jobs.
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>>14608462
Late to the party but I'll call out the leader to fight one on one for my freedom and the freedom of the others. And if you dismiss me, I'll call you out on the laws of the jungle and demand a fight!
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>>14608641
Hmm, don't see why not.
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>>14607996
Will this be continued?

Oni bartender needs more love. That's another one to add to the sketch list.
I'm gonna need a bigger list.
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>>14608641
Except they'd recognize the statue at some point in the future unless you hid from every purchaser.
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>>14608498
What would Satyros milk taste like?
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>>14608655
Face alteration magic. Alternatively, very good makeup.
It's either that, or bring in more people to be the statue. And that just means splitting the profit more.
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>>14608649
You get your ass beat.

The Amazonian Fairy mends your wounds and keeps you for herself.
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>>14608662
probably white wine.
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>>14608662
Baileys Irish Creamer
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>>14608467
No? What do you think a doujin is? Doujinshi just means "Self-Published" or "Fan Work". Sure porn-comics are the norm, but there's plenty of Non-H ones. Also Doujin Music is a thing.
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>>14608654
I want to see it get continued as well.
>That's another one to add to the sketch list.
Oh my.
>I'm gonna need a bigger list.
If you don't mind me being a nosy faggot, what is on your sketch list?
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>>14608666
Why not make it permanent if you'll use other people then satan.
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>>14608673
Will she make me drink it from a shoe?
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>>14608675
Heck, so is "doujin game" for that matter.
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>>14608681
I've been assured it's the best way to do it.
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>>14608026
2cute
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>>14608654
I'm considering it, but I think I'd rather just type it up & post it on my pastebin. Cold weather and a cold really sucks the life out of you.
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>>14608677
Because you can't punish statues. I mean, sure they can't move, but they're not exactly feeling eternal pain in there. They might be frozen in stasis or slumber, or considering how the MGE-verse works, experiencing a neverending orgasm while they're turned to stone.
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>>14608696
Sounds like you need a warm hug.
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>>14608676
Nothing wrong with asking questions mang, no worries. Focusing on Jabberwock guy's commission so I wont get back to this for a couple more days tho.

-lewd for hyphen
-librarian wock
-grapesnake, although i've forgotten the details.
-katawa pharaoh
-battle kiki
-soviet jinko maid
-oni bartender

No promises on the order but this is the gist of it.


>>14608696
Understandable, it is getting cold isn't it?
Which writefriend are you btw? I remember reading the first part but I'm terrible with names.
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>>14608712
Nice to see you Snibako, and those ideas sound excellent so I can't wait to see how you draw them.
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>>14608702
Some warm hellhound cuddles would be amazing
>Big, red-hot body
>Cozy, fluffy fur
>Huge paws wrapped around me
>Sinking into her soft curves
>Her heartbeat soothing me to sleep
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>>14608662
Well, as the guy you originally responded to, I'd say based on personal headcanon that Satyros milk would be thick, creamy and strongly pungent with almond and chestnut undertones that play across your palate like a fortifying ale.

It'd be an acquired taste for sure, but being as Satyros are girls who probably like to experiment they'd be more than willing to let you use their breast milk as a liquer similar to Bailey's Irish Creamer. Or for nourishment as she nurses you with a handjob before pouring some wine onto your rock hard cock and slurping at it noisily, giving you a smug smile as it collects on your testes and she pops them into her mouth, sucking.

Telling you she wants your creme inside of her.
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>>14608718
I want an oppai loli hellhound to hug as I got to sleep on a snowy night much light the one I'm having.
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>>14608712
It's 8 degrees and snowing out (was negative all day), and I've been fighting a cold for over a week (not helped by suffering chronic sinus inflammation)
Here's my pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Dramanon
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>>14608712
What monstergirl is the lewd for Hyphen? Is it his phoenix?

I hope it's his phoenix.
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So there are girls with the best blowjob, girls with the best handjob, girls with the best tailjob, and girls with the best pussyjob, but is there a girl with the best jobjob? A girl that delivers the pinnacle of erotic employment?
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>>14608721
>Satyros milk would be thick, creamy and strongly pungent with almond and chestnut undertones that play across your palate like a fortifying ale
Delicious. Its sounds like it'd also go well in a nice cup of hot cocoa.
>your Satyros onee-san will never add a secret creme ingredient to your hot chocolate and other things she makes for you
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>>14608716
Thanks man, y-you too

>>14608725
Thanks for linking, and yikes that's rough. Hope you feel better soon dude.

>>14608727
Nah, sorry m8 although she's a cute too. It's Sofia http://imgur.com/a/tJqON (nsfw).
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>>14608727
Not him, but Hyphen needs to draw his Phoenix with some damn clothes on at some point.
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>>14608712
What kind of Grapesnake? Is it Abossphis?

She deserves Art so badly.
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>>14608725
Glad to know you're not all the way dead Dram.
Feel better soon famboni.
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>>14608718
Only now I realized that that's by the same artist that drew that Khepri WIP and loli foxgirl here not too long ago.
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>>14608462
I roll to intimidate by telling them the Confederation of Hathor states will be looking for me as I am a high ranking priest sent on a diplomatic mission to the native tribes of the Steppes and that I demand release.
Failing that I attempt to get the potion of extreme lactation I keep on my person at all times down the throat of my rapist.
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>>14608753
I never really die, I type a crapload of the greentext imagine spots here, I just rarely ever get inspired enough to write-write. Satyrs just sparked me playing around with Oni bartenders again.
And thanks.
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>>14608462
Time to enact a clever plan and lure in an amazonian jinko I can pat the head of.
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>>14608760
It's easier than you'd think, anon.
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>>14608763
Exactly!
Luckily I still have a little piece of string I can dangle right by my cage.
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>>14608736
Keep in mind my idea of headcanon is a little bit off the beaten path because I still enjoy the ideas of Wights being able to cause immeasurable pleasure with their spoopy claws with soul play
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>>14608757
Those Steppe Bandits would never accept your type anon. They're outlaws.

Also they're Amazons anon, they fear nothing. A full camp of Amazons no less.

>>14608760
There's only a Amazonian Werecat anon. I mean technically the Amazonian Cheshire is also there but she's pure Wonderland evil.
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>>14608721
Sauce?
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>>14608780
Then the werecat will have to do!
Can she catch my string?
Will she handle the headpats?
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>>14608786
Forget something, anon?
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>>14608749
It might've been, I'm not sure though.

>>14608780
Second best horse. First is Cerea.
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>>14608794
Most likely. I'm just a newfag Otaku. Sorry.
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>>14608780
That horse (don't know the name) is really cute. Just the design on a small frame.
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>>14608780
>They're outlaws
Exactly, they care for nothing but money and battle, and as such they could easily be persuaded to 'look elsewhere' for targets to raid, off the top of my head the Sabbath border lands as an example. Of course an organized tribe of warriors would be more expensive of course, but much more effective were they interested.
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>>14608805
Agro.
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>>14608808
>Hathorites trying to convince bandits to attack the Sabbath

I see, so you're a villain.
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>>14608803
I'm trying to imply that you should take the name off.
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>>14608803
You might want to turn off your name there pal.
That kind of thing isn't looked on kindly unless you're delivering OC.
And even then, it's considered polite to turn it off afterwards.
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>>14608819
Ahh. Yeah, I never played Shadow of the Colossus (Heresy!, Go play it now!, Fucking kill yourself!, etc.). I knew what the characters were from, but not the names.
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>>14608798
Oh shit, if it's Abossphis I'm hyped then, do you remember any of the specifics of the Apophis request?
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>>14608718
God, it'd be so comfy. Just imagine cuddling a big, tall hellhound wearing nothing thick weresheep wool sweater.
She could be lying down in bed, and you slide under the covers to join her. Then, you pull up her sweater, slide your face along her abs until you're nestled comfortably between her breasts in your own private world of soft, sleepy wool and softer, warmer hellhound chest. You'd be able to hear her heartbeat easily like that, listening to how comforting it sounds, even as you get the sense of some fiery power driving it, as deep and as vast as an ocean.
You'd never fall asleep more comfortably.

>>14608722
An oppai loli hound would be wonderful too.
You could spoon her under the covers, making her feel just as warm and loved as she makes you feel. You could even tuck your knees up and wrap your legs around her fluffy feet for extra intimacy. But of course, your arms would be wrapped around her, hands lovingly kneading her big, squishy chest.
Her breasts would be like hot water balloons, her nipples the warmest parts of all, the absolute peak of her heat glowing reddish-pink. You'd be sending waves of warmth through her whole body every time you squeezed, stroked or otherwise played with those little nubs on her breasts, and her tail would be wagging furiously against your crotch the whole while.
She's be a little sanctuary of warmth under the covers, for you to treasure and protect.
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>>14608832
>>14608825
Oh sorry, thanks for the heads up.
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>>14608841
You should uh, you should write us some Hellhound chan fan fiction
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>>14608841
Yep.
Oppai lolis are a miracle.
I would an oppai loli of almost any species.
Then again, I'd also do a loli of any species.
Or a cc, or a fatty, or a musced.
I'm a slut for love.
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>>14608330
>not wanting to fuck Barney
You gay, son?
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>>14608852
This guys shit is gross to look at.
He's almost like a Japanese Shadman in that regard.
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So how long is cheshire doujin?
20-30 pages?
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>>14608858
some people tell me that rebis is the japanese shadman, i dunno
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>>14608860
24 pages, 11 sheets.
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>>14608847
Well, I wrote a little hellhound thing earlier, but that was just a greentext, and I suppose it had only a small amount of warm, cuddly bits in it.
Come to think of it, it's crazy how I haven't written an actual hellhound story, considering how much I like them.

>>14608848
It's nice to see someone who can love any monstergirl, regardless of type, age or appearance.
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>>14608841
Hnnngh. I bet that oppai loli Hellhounds milk tastes like spicy honey butter.
Goddamn captcha errors giving me trouble.
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>>14608858
>Japanese Shadman
Woah wait, hold on a ticket. Let's not go and jump to conclusions and compare people to that abomination
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>>14608870
How many of those Hellhound breakfast greentexts did you do?
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>>14608646

>"Amazonian Kikimora does not see your "threat" as valid since you weren't competent enough to say which village your uncle is from."

"Err... that wasn't actually a threa-..."

>"Amazonian Kikimora is also very thorough and knows that even if you had said you were from "that" village you'd be lying."

"Did you just call me a-..."

>"Amazonian Kikimora is very good at her jobs."

And then she pulled out a fucking knife.

"Okay. I'm done."

With a firm swat, the knife is out of her hand and through the wall of her home. And the walls of the hut across the village from her home. And the palisade behind that. And into the woods beyond that, knocking down every tree in it's way.

Also, my wig fell off.

"Tried to be all polite, culturally sensitive and whatnot by not putting up a fuss about the whole 'kidnapping' thing, but you people are just plain rude." I flatly state while picking up my wig and covering up my shiny, bald head, the price you pay for muscle-wizardry and walk right past her. "I'm going home now."
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>>14608870
Yeah, I don't have very many preferences.
It would actually be funny to run into a doppelganger because her body would probably be constantly changing to match whatever taste I happened to favor at that second.
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>>14608852

I... uhh... hmm...

This puts a lot of my early childhood in a new and terrifying light.
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>>14608852
No shota is safe from Barney's love.
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>>14608462
Rather than talking to anyone I just lay on the ground and close my eyes
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>>14608712
Crap, I also forgot about the 4komas involving nyanon's blind shota and guide puppy. Gotta git gud at cute kids first though.

>>14608838
Sorry m8, no idea. If it doesn't come back to me tho I'll try an abossphis.
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>no yandere fox goddess will trap you in a mofu cage and rape your mouth with her long tongue
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>>14608862
I dunno.

Shadman likes dicks.
But not THAT much.
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>>14608852
>Alp Barney as some freakish dragon/yeti/titania chimera

No boner, no!
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>>14608904

>MGC's version of Barney the dinosaur is an infamous series of 'Shota-breaking' videos found only in the darkest corners of the internet, where young boys are violently raped on a dingy mattress in a poorly basement by a voluptuous older lizard girl and her friends who sing and smile dementedly in the background when it's not their turn.

...Please no.
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>>14608935
The most aggressive cuddles ever, but also the best. Bet she'd tell a mean bedtime story, too.
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>>14608935
I wanna cuddle that weird Alp Chimaera.
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>>14608852
Thanks Doc.
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>>14608949
Oi!
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>>14608873
I've never had honey butter, but that's the second I've seen it mentioned in the thread, presumably both time by you, and it sounds utterly delicious.
Milking an oppai loli hellhound like that sounds like a perfect way to spend a day.
You could have her lay down on her side, all comfortable with one breast squished atop the other. Then, it'd be a simple matter of laying down facing her, using one hand to stroke her ears and relax her, while using the other hand to guide a full, leaking breast to your mouth. Then you could could suck and milk, taste and gulp every drop of warm, rich, sweet and spicy cream that you can tease from her tender breasts. She'd moan and whine, bringing her little paws to her mouth to stifle all the pleasures sound she'd make while you use your fingers, tongue and lips all in succession to drink her bloated breasts dry.
She'd be dripping down there by the time you finished milking the first breast.
And by the time you worked on the second, she'd be orgasming over and over, soaking the bedsheets under her trembling thighs with red-hot sexual fluids. And all the while, she'd be lactating into your eager mouth like crazy, practically spraying her flavoursome, creamy milk onto your tongue.

>>14608876
I don't recall those, so I don't actually know. Do you have them saved, or do you have a link. It's likely someone else did those, but my memory could just be terrible.

>>14608886
Maybe she'd short-circuit and accidentally end up exposing her true form to you.
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>>14608959
Careful, you'll give me a lethal overdose.
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>>14608959
Am I gonna be fine if I take double the dose for one day? I'm kind of nervous now.
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>>14608852
>>14608904

Barney is a massive slut who wants to fuck some shotas
And when she's wet
She's what we call a massive slutasaurus

Barney's friends are mostly small
They cum from lots of places

After school they come to play
And cry out with lewd faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend

Doctor, House, and lewd things
Like how to be sex friends

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need her

Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe her!
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>>14608960
>doppleganger goes on the fritz
>One moment she's a princess-like figure, tall and regal, and the next moment she's a squat, busty shortstack
>A blink of the eye and she's now a flat, but muscular, woman with a great ass before shifting into a fatty with tits that would put a holst to shame.
>She goes through a few more variations before finally being forced into her true form.
>A stammer much like a wendigo on the hunt slips through her lips but a ruffle of the hair lets her know that the Anon is OK with her true form.

And that's how I met their mother.
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>>14608960
Can you do a muscle hellhound girl one?
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>>14608966
This makes me feel funny
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>>14608966
How did her videos get in the school library? Why does the school library have her videos?
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>>14608916
Anon was taken back to the Amazon Horde and by default was given to Amazonian Alaraune.
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>>14608996

well that's not too bad.
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>>14608996
What would happen if someone just laid down and started crying in fear?
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>>14609003
^
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>>14608996
I want to repeatedly try to escape from the amazon's village until I succeed.
I then want to walk back in and thank them for the run, it was fun.
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>>14609001
Lucky for you Matango's aren't allowed into the Amazonian Horde.

>>14609003
>>14609010
Probably be given to the other Amazonian Unicorn.

You know, clear sign of being a weak virgin.
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>>14608984
Muscle hellhound breastfeeding, you mean?
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>>14609016
>Unicorn
No sub species, boss. What main species would want a weak turbo virgin?
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>>14609003
A amazon Titania would comfort them by taking hold of their leash and princess carrying them somewhere quieter to rest and calm down.
After all, it's not right that they're abusing these poor boys. Boys are meant to be protected and loved, which is what big sisters are for.
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>>14609016
Not weak tears man, full on panic attack.
Hyperventilation and everything.
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>>14609016
What if i had a small dick and just wanted to post on the internet all day
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>>14609016
What about an anon who is ambivalent to everything but only needs a few minutes of snuggling to keep his spirits up?
What if he really wants daughterus too?
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>>14609020
Well, in general, like cuddling and all that junk, etc
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>>14609021
>>14609029
>>14609046
Since anon choose to speak to no one, he was taken back to the main city of the Amazon Horde.

Since anon was a virgin they'd start with the Unicorns to see if they wanted him or not and move on from there.

>>14609031
Fairy Amazon.
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>>14609030
I wanna cuddle a memecat! I wanna fill her with Hathor Milk and then bully her as payback for all the years of bullying me with her memes!
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>>14609030
>>14609057
>you will never sling the most sickest of memes with a meme cat


Like my favorite meme


having sex with the meme cat
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>>14609053
I'd talk with them but it would mostly be boring stuff like what they do, what life is like, the general area and stuff like that.

I'm pretty boring.

>>14609057
Please no, thick, meaty cheshires are dangerous things.
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>>14609051
Yeah, sure. I'll write up some warm, cuddly prose, in the morning. Gotta sleep right now, though.
I'm thinking post-workout hellhound would work well here. Maybe with some nice massages to set the mood.
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>>14609069
Why? It'll placate her to be thick and meaty. Look at that wock down the street, she's thick and meaty and she stays inside all day. I need to show memecat the consequences of bullying me with her memes. You know what it's like to constantly get memed on and then for her to make her ass appear right in front of my face with her Wonderland magic?

She must learn.
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>>14609079
Will do Anon, thanks and goodnight!
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>>14609086
But then she's just going to wear hockey jearseys all day and go without pants while watching shows on the internet for more stuff she can shitpost on your Rapebook about!

Sure, you think that a heftier faggot cat will work at first but then you're just going to find that it's easier for her to pin you down!

Besides, she may be the unfortunate girl that has it go neither top nor bottom but in the middle!
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>>14609102
Well then I'll trick that dumb memecat into moving in with me at my house, that way I can keep an eye on her and make sure she can't meme online, specifically meme directly at me! And if she wants to pin me down, she'll have to catch me, which good luck.

>Besides, she may be the unfortunate girl that has it go neither top nor bottom but in the middle!
Perfect, it'll humiliate her, and memecat needs humility.
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>>14609053
But there are no unicorns! Just boring shitty normal centaurs! This game is rigged, I hate it!
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>>14609111
She'll just pounce on you while she's invisible and plant that meatier behind of hers on you so you can't move!
Even if she's going to be center heavy she'll still have some stuff going elsewhere!

Then she'll just break out a laptop and watch shows with lots of memes you know just so she can repeat them.
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>>14608996

Do Amazonian Alaruanes come out of their flower to go hunting or something?
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>>14608966

>"So, who's the new guy?"
>The Anubis doctor adjusts her glasses and squints at the screen in front of her.
>"Andrew O'Nymas- Just got here yesterday- Kidnapped by shota-slavers at four and forced into the sex trade, as far as we can tell. Really messed him up."
>The Ogre security guard just gives her a look.
>"...How the hell'd he escape?"
>"Nobody knows. He just showed up at a police station last friday after being gone a decade, covered in blood and babbling about a purple dinosaur."
>The guard dignifies that with a low whistle and a twirling of her finger around her ear. The doctor scowls at that, but before she can scold the guard about how they're there to help people like him, the feed to that camera cuts, though they clearly still have audio, because...
>"I love you... you love me..."
>And then the screaming started.
>Finally catching up to the Ogre who went barreling out of the room as soon as she heard that other voice, she finds her standing in the hallway, clutching the shivering teen in her arms and staring into the cell she got him from, looking quite pale.
>Something had gotten into that room. Something that wrote seven angry words over and over again across the walls of his cell in blood.
>"THEY WON'T TAKE WHAT'S MINE FROM ME."
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>>14609122
S-She can't pounce on me, and put her fat ass in my face. If she's only wearing Hockey Jerseys, she'd be practically naked, and on me, and that's gross! And she's not using the Laptop while on me right? That's not fair to force me to watch her meme shows. God, why is this fat meme cat such a bully.
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>>14609137
Because she loves the faces you make, although she does miss the ability to wear regular pants and shirts, hers either cut into her or hug things a bit too tightly.

If you really want to get to her than there's only two things you can do.
Get her so big that she can't help but feel embarrassed or get her pregnant so she starts worrying about if she'll be a good mother or not.
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>>14609136
Holy shit I thought she was just some weird Alp/Dragon/Titania/Yeti Chimaera, not

What the fuck
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Why are dark skinned kitsune the perfect monsters?
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>>14608031
>No hangover
>NO
>HANGOVER
>EVER
Sign me the fuck up

Right now
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>>14609147
Man, stupid fat memecat tricking me into marriage. What kinda pervert loves frustrating and bullying human boys anyways? I'm not even sure which of those two options to do. Maybe both. I mean, it's not like I like her bullying me or anything.
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>>14608075
You're the one I end up having awkward secual fantasies of every morning. Actually that's kind of disturbing now that I think of it.

I'm not joking, every morning it's some variation of a haze of cleaning off a gazer's body with my mouth while she toys with my body and heart.

Should I be concerned?
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>>14608271
Well done anon you've done a great job with this one.
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>>14609136
Well, that's utterly terrifying.
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>>14609159
Well, if you do the first then you would finally get your victory as you watch a lardass of a cheshire lumber about the house, although at this size she's probably pretty depressed.

I mean, she could keep up the jokes and pranks when she had a pot belly but once she started taking up half the couch? Nothing is funny about that.

The jerseys are tight, her underwear is gone and only a bit of her belly and some custom stuff keeps her decent, although she did get the huge T&A she's always wanted out of it.

It would probably be a sad sight to see her frowning and clacking away at the keyboard, not even little jokes or the tamest of memes coming from her because no one would have a cat that big.

If you decide to move on to stage too from there than expect her to hug you with tears in her eyes, vowing to become the perfect wife.

She'd still be a tad mischievous but she wouldn't be a cheshire if she wasn't.

Just..... be careful if you try cowgirl, she's a whole lot of cat now.
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>>14608732
Jub jub

Can I haz prize nao?
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>>14608924
Good? She would quickly realize how inadequate I currently am. Seriously would like to at least be presentable as a husband before being trapped. I already practically am a househusband, I at least would like to complete my training with a degree, financing and cooking.
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>>14608939
Anon that actually sounds terrifying. Legitimately horrifying. Like finding out your neighbors make sausages out of pets terrifying.
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>You'll never be a monstergirl's tsundere childhood friend.
Shit.
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>>14608959
I need to get a job. That way I can finally do a commission to give her some art other than sketches.
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>>14609136
...horrifying as that is, I find myself distracted by "Anubis Doctor".

Seriously, words cannot describe my desire to see an image of an Anubis in a lab coat. Preferably wearing glasses and carrying a clipboard.
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Dear diary, today the master gave me an expensive perfume and asked me to wear a little of it when I was working. Just a little, he said, so it wouldn't completely cover my "musk", but would mix with it.
For some time now I've suspected Master Reginald of wrongdoings, but now I'm beginning to fear for myself.
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>>14609136
Well you certainly got the serial rapist from a horror movie feel down.
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Good night Anons,
take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please take a look at Golemhut.org, it's a fine place to find items for building your own golems, altering existing ones, or buying a prebuilt model, both normal and none standard.

They actually are having a sale on the old Mk. Oppai loli models with cat ears right now.
They may not have the mana efficiency of the newer girls but I hear that these ones have a purring box that adds a physical rumble and not just a noise.
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>>14609194
Apparently a weeb friend said I was tsun cause I curse all the time.

Yeah that sounds fun for an mg

>Anon is so fun to tease
>He curses like a sailor but varies his curses like an angry thesaurus
>Plus he's so fun to argue with
>I can argue with him with about everything, and gets SO livid
>I get mad to, but I can't help it
>It's just too fun
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>>14609214
Can she help me transfer colleges and become a successful herpetologist?

I swear it's not so I can get some lizardgirl pussy.
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>>14609219
Great, now I'm imagining being a Cheshire's tsundere childhood friend.

>"You're so cute when you're angry anon~"
>Meanwhile I'm curled up in a ball blushing like a madman.
>"I'm not fucking cute!"
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>>14609201
I concur, those half-moon glasses, a labcoat, a clipboard and maybe she'd be holding a pen to her mouth while doing calculations in her head.
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>>14609220
Sure,

theres a few packages you can at to one that would make her quite adept at handling business matters such as this.

'Secretary Packages' they are call and, in addition to a new dress code involving skirts and glasses, it will allow her to do your taxes, set up budgets, and deftly handle your scheduling.
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>>14609207
Madam, does your master drive at all? Is his house near any high schools? I need to know this for an ongoing investigation.
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>>14609245
>trying to ask questions from a diary entry
Seems like "detective" Ymous. has gone off the deep end.
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>>14609214
Do they come with programmable personalities and quirks? I'm thinking of getting a golem with a delinquent personality and acts like she used to be a boy.

And a Boston accent!
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>>14609229
That would be just dandy. I also hpe that she can also adjust my behaviors, I am capable of change, but without a drive, I quickly revert back to my old ways.
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>>14609249
It's what she said that stood out to me.
>Giving her perfume
>asking her to not overdo it as to not mess with her 'musk'
Both are traits that have been attributed to the Serial Sniffer. Traits I pointed out in the last thread.
I'm gonna take you down Serial Sniffer!
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>>14608966
All the 'kids' shows in Monster Girl City would just be thinly disguised pornography where some Monster Girl /ss/'s a bunch of naive boys each episode. Getting them to touch her 'love tunnel' and such.

All perfectly legal due to the contract their parents signed.
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I want a monstergirl to save me from my own self-loathing.
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>>14609351
Well, how about if this kitty teaches you the joys of painting?
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>>14609354
You do not waste paint like that. Fuck.
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>>14609360
Anon, that's not paint.
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>>14609354
I'd rather a girl with a fuller figure.
I just want a Cheshire or a Hellhound to cuddle me and tell me I'm just fine as is.
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>>14609298
But you're talking to a fucking diary. You're losing it. I bet you have a wall full of stuff related to the case. But YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING CASE.
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>>14609300
>Paladin equivalent of Mr. Rogers tries to create a channel for "honest programming"
>gets shut down due to lack of ratings
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>>14609377
I was trying to reach whoever wrote the diary entry. Obviously I need to find this "Master Reginald" and pay him a visit.
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>>14609395
>implying the girl isn't just another Elf whore, hired for some roleplay
>implying "Master Reginald" even exists
He's playing games with you.
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>>14609398
Do you think someone could hire a Monster Girl to be chuuni and act like she's incredibly powerful but has a dark past or something?
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>>14609408
Why not? Roleplaying is fun.
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>>14609398
fuck, your right, I fell for his trap
I need some sleep
working 28 hours straight will make you believe just about anything
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>>14609416
Well you only have 48 hours to crack the case because you're on thin ice and the mayor is all over the commissioner's ass, both literally and figuratively.
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>>14609408
Any species you had in mind? I mean, you could probably get a chuuni mouse for a lot less than a chuuni dragon.
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>>14609420
Hmm well no species in particular.

But if it's a small girl acting all-powerful and tough that's pretty cute.
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>>14609419
Well that's what happens when the mayor is a Dark Elf and the Commissioner is her boyfriend.
And I've been working this case for longer, but was taken off the case, and was forced into using my vacation time. Which we all know now I'm just using my vacation to find this creep and take him down. Once and for all...
But seriously going to bed, worked 14 hours today and have an eight hour shift tomorrow. Good night fair citizens.
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>>14609435
Yes, and tomorrow you will wake up and smell the roses.
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>>14609452
>smell the roses.
DAMN YOU SERIAL SNIFFER!!!!
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>>14609465
If we're going to catch a sniffer, we need to think like a sniffer.

Is that Bloodhound Girl on the police force busy?
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Jesus Christ, what is this squirrel girl on?
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>>14609497
Whatever oppai loli prostitutes are on. Probably spoiled milk.
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>>14609497
Lets play Carcassonne. I love that game. You can rest those enormous udders on the table while we play, they must be heavy, an you haven't grown in strength or stature to accomodate them yet.
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>>14609510
Gross, I figured it was cocaine.
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>>14608959
Thank you socialism for paying for my dose
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Any artists currently open for commission? I knew there was a google doc floating around but I don't have the link anymore.
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>>14609526
Starting next month we'll be cutting your supply off, the refugees need it more than you.
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>>14609528
It's those thousands of Mouse Girls crossing the border, isn't it?

The damn things breed like crazy.
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>>14609530
No, I mean the Stygian Khepri.
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>>14609530
I let in five into my house, and a year later I'm waist deep in daughters. How am I going to pound all this mouse pussy?
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>>14609531
Is this because of that war going on at the moment between the Pharaoh and the Apophis?
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>>14609482
McGruff? She's just a mascot, she has no real training. Plus I'm supposed to be on vacation, so all my detective work is off the books.
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>>14609541
We need McGruff!

W-Well I do, I'd like to ask her out on a date...
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>>14609542
And then, when it's just the two of you, you will lean down and sniff her behind her ear?
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>>14608721
That shit is gross.
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>>14609552
I-I'm not the sniffer! I swear!

I'm just a fan of McGruff, I always had a crush on her in those commercials she'd appear in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA
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>>14609527
Ayyy

http://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/
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Flat ogre leading a gang of impressionable loli onis
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>>14609562
Cool, thanks mate.
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>>14609573
No problem m8. You can also ask your favorite artist(s) if they're currently open for commissions. Some people advertise, some don't. It really depends on the artist in question.
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>>14609566
I have a flat Oni, that looks scary enough to boss around a bunch of loli Ogres.

Will that do?
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>>14609528

Goddammit, Trudeau, I paid my fucking taxes.
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>>14609582
And your taxes will go towards the refugees getting new iPads, so be glad. Also donate so they can afford more apps.
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I want to have a DBZ-style fight with a Lilim!
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anyone got that pic of that salamander in the casual clothes?
the one that usually comes with a comment about chilling?
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>>14609636
This?
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>>14609588
Gender-swapped Cologne with monster girls when
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>>14609645
The Monster Girl refugees from the Demon Realm dindu nuffin!
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>>14609634
You want to stand around and yell at each other?
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>>14609667
I'm going to stand in the sidelines and comment how they're moving so fast and how strong they both are.
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>>14609677
I'm going to gasp whenever the camera pans to my face after the fighters have yelled at each other for a while!
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>>14609683
Then I'll ask the cute Christmas Cake Dragon for my wish!
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>>14609690
Is it her sopping wet pantsu?
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>>14609683
And I'll comment on how huge their power levels are!
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>>14609644
Yeah
Thanks
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>>14609691
The world's most comfortable pair of underwear!

It's her panties.
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>>14609634
>have Lilim waifu
>waifu can make alternate dimensions at will
>create entire pocket universes
>suddenly get the equivalent of the Matrix without the possibility of dying
>videogames are obsolete as you can just live them
>can play P&P RPGs with a true gamemaster that alters reality
>anon can now have his DBZ fights with his waifu and not kill everyone else in the process too
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>>14609713
And people say Lilims are lame.
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>>14609722
They really don't.
Artist OC Lilims are tame and maybe the one completely vanilla child, but think of the two biggest documented ones: the Queen of Hearts and Deruella.
One has created a land of madness and the other actively plunged an entire kingdom into something straight out of a darker Magic card.
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>>14608031
I need this goat in my life, MGE Bacchus seems like a cool woman.
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>>14609726
Reminder that once the demon lord gets replaced by someone other than a succubus all of KCverse will collapse on itself.
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>>14609728
That won't be for a million billion years. Or next tuesday, who knows right?
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>>14608031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
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>>14609728
Even with the current demon lord the world is fucked for anyone who actually likes monster girls. Her end game goal is turning all the monster girls into regular old succubutts, love your Jubjub wife and her big fluffy wings? Demon lord doesn't care.

What the world needs is a Lilim to take charge who want to keep monster girls as monster girls.
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>>14609667
>>14609677
>>14609683
>>14609693
I want to sit on the sidelines and spout incredibly detailed and overdramatized commentary like Speedwagon, making the battle twice as long as it needs to be!

And DBZ battles are already incredibly drawn out, I'd probably die of old age before it ended.
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>>14609690
What you want is a Ryu then, they are holding a dragonball in the official artwork.
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>>14609737
>Even with the current demon lord the world is fucked for anyone who actually likes monster girls.
In-universe that's pretty much no one.
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>>14609738
You don't know what "drawn out" means until you've seen what the One Piece anime is like now.
I haven't actually watched it, but from what I understand it's pretty terrible.
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>>14609741
It's a lot more common outside of the order's kingdom though, they're just a small part of the world.

There would probably be riots in Zipangu.
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>>14609737
>Her end game goal is turning all the monster girls into regular old succubutts
Err, you sure m8?
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>>14609744
Zipangu girls are mostly pretty cosplay. The only ones who'd complain are the ones into stuff like Ushis or Oomukades. Pretty much everyone else would actually prefer nip-themed Succubi.
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>>14609746
Three words anon.
No more mofu.
Can you live with that?
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>>14609752
Sure.
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>>14609745
Pretty sure, she plans to defeat the chief god and the chief god's power is the only thing that keeps the monster parts on the monster girls. It has been a while since I read this stuff though so I could be wrong.
>>14609746
>Nekomata losing their ears
>Foxes losing their fluffy tails
Heresy of the highest degree, riots would happen I tell you.
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>>14609752
COME BACK ZINC!
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>>14609753
Found the alp, get the bats.
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>>14609746
I want to go to Zipangu to see the thick panda girls.
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>>14609713
>decide to play pocket-dimension D&D with a group of friends
>Lilim waifu will be the DM
>completely disregards the lore and any sort of logic
>everything is massively outclassing you
>everything wants to rape you
>get a level 999 dragon the size of a building thrown at you at level 1
>end up not playing any D&D at all and just getting raped for 6 hours

I dunno if Lilims would be good gamemasters.
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>>14609754
Are monster parts really that important?
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>>14609757
For what?
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>>14609761
>Are cat parts an important part of a cat girl
>Are fox parts an important part of a fox girl
I have to agree with this anon >>14609757
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>>14609762
Not those bats, those bats are for cuddling.
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>>14609754
The chief god's influence is what causes some of the old monsters' behavior to remain in them. All that would happen if the chief god got kicked to the curb is that monsters would lose some of their feral instincts to dominate humankind.
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>>14609754
I don't think that's a thing, honestly. Must have been a mistranslation.
Or I'd be hearing it here more often than for the first time now.
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I want to spank Killing Kakuen as punishment for beheading those cops!
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>>14609766
So can we cuddle the Bats while the Alps watch or what's the skinny?
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>>14609765
What if the cats just lost the paws, but kept the ears and tail?
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>>14609770
>>14609771
It might have been an old mistranslation, like I said it's been a long while.
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>>14609758
I want to be in a captive breeding program with them.
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>>14609759
>"This campaign is the Lair of the Ushi-Oni. Four adventurers wake up in a dark cave, with no clothes, and no way out, in the distance you hear a terrifying roar."
"Ha, your wife's a bit of a prankster huh Anon? When does the real quest start? I want to slay some Goblins... Anon? You're shaking..."
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>>14609773
Well, that's one way to do it. But I was suggesting we go punish those alps with some wooden baseball bats, if you follow me.
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>>14609690
I want to go to Namek and collect the extra big dragonballs there to summon the Wurm!
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>>14609782
Wait, you want to humiliate them in a game of baseball? That's just overly convoluted. I'm leaving and I'm taking as many Bats with me as want to cuddle instead of playing baseball.
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>>14609758
>Zipangu
>pandas
I'm more triggered than I should be
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>>14609784
>The Dragon of Love
Wurm indeed.
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>>14609788
No no no, we're going to use the bats on the alps to humiliate them physically. And don't take all the bats, at least leave the little ones.
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>>14609789
Mist Continent, that's the place, my bad.

I hear they have monkeys too.
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Since we already have a monkey monster girl, what would a great ape monster girl look like?
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>>14609754
I really don't think that's the case. Think about it, anon, would YOU write nearly 00 porfiles and draw art for them to have the all canonically become irrelevent and extint?
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>>14609793
I want a mist continent doujin now.

Kakuens, Pandas, Hinezumi and at a stretch maybe Jinkos even though they're not region exclusive. KC please, I offer my firstborn's soul.
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>>14609804
>Hinezumi and jinko in a doujin
>After I got new dormouse smut
You trying to kill me man?
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>>14609812
It's okay, Jinko is not a valid option
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>>14609812
I'm trying to kill myself too, it kills me inside knowing that it will never happen.
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>>14609804
>mist continent
It's funny that China is always associated with mists in pop culture when it's actually the land of smog.

I was there recently. Holy shit, I thought LA was bad.
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>>14609816
It's been so long that this actually got me. Or maybe I've been up too late.
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>>14609822
It's the correct way to meme, friend. Leave it be till people forget about it, then hit them when they aren't looking.
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>>14609822
>>14609824
I for one will never forget. Or forgive. The monster who took her from me will learn that revenge is a dish best served cold!
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>>14609831
What sort of dish? Revenge is a bit vague.
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>>14609835
I believe in the native tongue they call it omelette du fromage
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>>14609837
Will it have bacon in it? What about bits of ham?
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>>14609136
More this shit is spooky.
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>>14609845
Spooky?
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>>14609781
>start taking it lightly because everything you meet is some monstergirl wanting to have sex
>Lilim notices
>"Next, the party was given a quest to clear out some caves infested by giant spiders.."
>party can't wait to get raped by some arachnes
>this time they're actually real giant spiders intent on murdering them
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>>14609848
The jump scare didn't work, my brain is too quick to recognize cuteness
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>>14609388
>paladin's face when.
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>>14609890
Paladins are just misunderstood warriors, they just want their families to live a good life.
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>>14609900
A lot of the order are probably decent men, just scared of their rulers and the wrath of a god who acts like she's always on her period.
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I was wondering, how many of you guys actually like KC lore? bc I get he impretion that most here don't like it. yet a lot of posts seam to hold it like the 'one all be all'.
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>>14609934
You can discuss the lore without necessarily liking it a bunch. I don't care for it myself but that doesn't stop me from pondering the finer points of the universe and discussing implications and such with other anons.
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>>14609934
It's the baseline so it's what gets discussed the most. The fact that pretty much every major writefag makes their own canon and tosses out mamanobama should tell you what the main beef with the KC setting is.
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>>14609910
Yeah, KC always use that excuse to make them more susceptible to just deserting to the monster faction, but i would think there's more than it, wouldn't they have more, i dunno, human pride?

>>14609934
I'm sure most people here, if not all, have their own headcannon, KC's lore may be good in some ways but utter shit in some others, people around here just use it in arguments because they don't really have anything else to grasp on when telling others how shitty their tastes are.

I mean, they all hate KC's way of doing certain things, but try to say something like "dom hellhounds" and you will see how everybody and their mothers jump on to defend their tastes argumenting KC's almighty setting.
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>>14609851
>"A-Anon, this isn't funny anymore! Tell your wife to stop! ...Anon?"
>Sitting there with your head in your hands, you look up
>"You don't get it. She's too into it now. She gets carried away and it doesn't stop until she's bored. Do you know what happened the first time we did this? Do you?!"
>"What the fuck are you talking about, Anon?"
>"I died! She got carried away and I died here!"
>"Then how the fuck are you sitting here talking to us?"
>"She was able to revive me because we're connected. But you guys... Oh, god..."
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>>14609944
I meant "sub hellhounds" i'm still sleepy s fuck it seems.
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>>14609934
I like the visual designs, that's about it. The whole thing with the war is retarded, partly because the thing is so one sided it has no reason to still exist, partly because paladins wouldn't exist or be murdered by humans real quick (imagine you finally find the waifu of your life and she gets murdered by some religious fanatics that go around doing that constantly, now imagine how long it takes before these people get torn apart in the streets), partly because it's a fucking monstergirl setting I don't need fucking politics and other stupid shit in it.

Oh and every monstergirl has this stupid pleasure bullshit. Apparently every single one has something that makes you feel ultimate pleasure or some retarded shit like that. You see it's not electricity, it's PLEASURE electricity! Even though electricity can be used for the sake of sex in plenty of creative ways, but no it has to be "she tuch u ur dik cum many cums".
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>>14609948
>Pleasure electricity
I wonder if people in that setting can generate energy for their houses only by having sex with their waifus.
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>>14609934
I can't imagine many people actually liking it. His "lore" is way too retarded for anyone to take seriously.
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>>14609934
I may not like everything he comes up with, but like it fair enough to appreciate the better points and not bother with local's good old tradition of scolding it. I don't usually engage in discussing it either, though.
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>>14609960
considering that you can make a infinite fuck-loop that both can live on. why the fuck not.
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>>14609934
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>>14609934
It's not perfect, but it's good to bank off of for story ideas and just how things work, kinda like a D&D book.
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>>14609990
I wouldn't say a D&D book, those things are like rule books, in here we ignore KC for the most part, at least when it comes about MGs behaviours and what can we do in the MG universe.
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>>14609934
Also >>14609985.
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>>14609998
No. He's exactly right. MGE is almost a direct Monster Manual parody.
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>>14609948
>Even though electricity can be used for the sake of sex in plenty of creative ways
And all of them involve sadism and masochism in some way, and that's not what he wanted.
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>>14609946
>The party's in a rough way.
>The Paladin is horrified at his own wife's deeds.
>The Cleric has been completely silent since learning the true depth of the shit they're in.
>The Elf Archer is sobbing uncontrollably.
>Fighter's grinning like a lunatic.
>He's the only one who's having a good time.
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>>14609946
If she has me killed via giant spider she's gonna need to spend a few millennia making up for it.
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>>14609998
Yeah, but you don't always follow the rules 1:1 and even make your own things in D&D or improvise, I just see it more as a very loose set of rules of how things work.
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>>14610004
Bullshit, you don't need to re-enact the botched execution from The Green Mile, light electrical stimuli can stimulate erogenous zones without being painful (or only lightly so).

It's like saying using heat means burning you at the stake, instead of say, hot wax.
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>>14610005
That fighter knows it, there is no better game than the one that makes you put all your effort into winning it.

They should stop being pussies and go grind something already, maybe level up a bit.
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>>14610010
And Thunderbird is all about violent discharges, not light stimuli. Less fun exotic sexual experience and more Violated Hero.
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Your muscle waifu leans in and whispers 'I want you to pamper me and make me a fattie after we get married'
How do you react
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>>14609934
I like it more than most people's headcanon here.
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>>14610010
>the botched execution from The Green Mile
>mfw that fucking scene
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>>14609946
>>14610005
You've seen nothing until she unleashes her succubus^3-tier perverted fetishes and you end up in a macro tentacle rape unbirth vore scene.

That will wipe the fighter's stupid grin right off his face.
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>>14610022
>fattie
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>>14610015
Aren't Thunderbirds supposed to be sadists anyway? So that would actually fit with them.
MGE would be far more interesting if not every monster girl was appealing to the average person. Why not have a few monster girls you really, really don't want to end up with?
I prefer the threadcanon brutal uncaring pelvis-crusher version of Ushis to the canon "rough waifu" ones too.
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>>14610022
I'm not into that and neither is she, so she never actually said it thus negating my need to react.
Deus Ex Chubba
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>>14610040
pls go
grimdarkfags are just as bad as hugboxfags
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>>14610040
They're dominant hedonists, not out-and-out sadists.
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>>14610040
Because they would end up as generic cannon fodder enemies which is a waste of good designs and artificially limits your options. It's better just to have all monsters be individuals with their own personalities capable of being good or evil, that way you can have whatever kind of villain or waifu you want.
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>>14610040
>Why not have a few monster girls you really, really don't want to end up with?

Those are called the parasites, anon. 100% bad news.
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>>14610054
Also the furries
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>>14610052
Chaotic evil races are a staple trope of RPGs, which MGE is supposed to be drawing from.
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>>14610052
That doesn't really solve the issue of how Thunderbird sex would ever be anything but agonizing without completely rewriting their gimmick and abilities. Light tingling is already Raiju's thing.
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>>14610022
No.
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>>14610022
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>>14609934
KC's thing is easier to side with to me solely for the fact it never gives itself more than what it is - a simplified, chill-out porn/ero fantasy with a small hint of JRPG spoof/deconstruction. It just openly admits: it's that, and leaves everyone deal or care however they like.
It's sorta like cute-girls-doing-cute-stuff 'genre' in anime. You either turn off you critical part of the brain and enjoy it, or dismiss it, but absolutely not bother with creating a complete codex of how weak it is from cultural standpoint.

All in all, it's a far cry from somewhat cringy autofellatio -some- people here give to thread's OC, or the seething, unsettling hostility MGE hilariously evokes in random people (the later mostly peculiar to some maniacs on MGU from when I visited, though).
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>>14610035
>The Fighter, the only one who's enjoying himself, throws himself into the fray laughing like a madman each and every time.
>Levels up the fastest. Has an absolutely ridiculous attack bonus after a while.
>They reach the tentacle level.
>POWER ATTACK.
>He fucking one-shot one of the damned things as it goes after the Elf.
>CLEAVE.
>He carves through another before it gets to the Cleric.
>GREAT CLEAVE.
>The Paladin just stares in silence as bits of prehensile murder splat him in the face.
>REAPING CLEAVE.
>And he just... keeps going...

>tfw you don't know what's more likely to get you killed, your deranged, reality-warping Lilim waifu, or your lunatic little brother who keeps egging her on with his antics.
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>>14609934
I love the lore and all the girls are special to me, that includes the siths.
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>>14610070
>turn off you critical part of the brain and enjoy it
Not really a point in it's favor, but maybe that's just me.
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>>14610074
The paladin isn't even doing his job along with the rest of the party. What worthless pricks joy riding on the warrior's glory.
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Quit taking a porn fantasy setting so seriously
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>>14610081
Hark! What doth yelleth from the fence? Such a sour cry to behold.
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>>14610086
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>>14610076
D'aww, I'd totally present you a cat for Birthday and give a conspiratorial wink.
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>>14610104
Thanks! I always had a soft spot for them since everyone in these threads give them shit.
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>>14610099
Aw, you didn't need to go through all that trouble and make one of these.

Still, I appreciate your effort.
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>>14610099
Always proof-read kids.
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>>14610099
But fence sitters like yourself are the only ones trying to appear superior, by stuffing your nose into other people's discussions just to scoff at the conversation.

>'Some people,' said Humpty Dumpty, looking away from her as usual, 'have no more sense than a baby!'
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>>14610022
Gross. I'm the weak one, I need protecting.
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>>14609934
Interest in the lore is near zero, I'm just in it for the monster waifu(s). I care about their profile personalities though.
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>>14610120
I want to make scrambled eggs with two humpty eggs!
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Well, the time has come! You must go up into the mountains, enter the cave of visions, and commune with the spirit world so you may be bound together with your Elemental Guardian Spirit!
Which one is it?
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>>14610135
Wind all day erryday.
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>>14609948
There is a reason for it, the "war" is not actually widespread. Its mostly small conflicts in certain areas. And it exists at all because most monsters have no interest in actively conquering human lands (if they all tried then they would have taken over the world just as their kind repeatedly laid conquered humans in past ages). Since they can't birth males yet they also have further reason to hold back to make sure a supply of husbands remain.

The setting is meant to be one-sided in favor of the monsters. Heck KC has outright said the Order "will not win." The conflict exists at all mostly for the sake of monsters having a reason to leave their lands and capture/seduce humans as that is one of the main monster girl fan fetishes. The overall point of the setting is to then provide a world where said couples can live out their lives happily without worrying about too much.
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>>14610135
That's just old man Engle trying to give away his daughters again. That's why the spirit is always an ignis.
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>>14610142
See how he flies, while he's lighter than air!
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>>14610144
>hold back to make sure a supply of husbands remain.
humans outnumber monsters 10 to 1.
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>>14610147
And summoning tornadoes.
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>>14610150
The only word on population I am aware of is that humans are the most numerous. We don't have actual figures do we? Regardless, it pays to be safe when monsters have no idea just when they will be able to birth males.

Heck we outright know there are monsters critical of the Radical Faction for the simple reason that they fear their husband candidates decreasing if the radicals keep monsterizing human women.
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>>14610144
>they also have further reason to hold back to make sure a supply of husbands remain.

They don't think that far ahead. It's just there's ten humans to every monster and most monsters have no grand ambitions after they get a husband. That's why they can never hold a proper army together. First battle, most of your force gets husbands and goes home.

It's like the train scene in Lawrence of Arabia.

>I have what I want, and now I am going home. When Lawrence has what he wants, he too will go home.
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>>14610108
They aren't terrible. Well, Cait Siths' abducting properties can be viewed morally ambiguous, but in residuo it's a penalty/self-defense to cat abuse, so as long as one isn't a crazy prick, he should be alright eh? Otherwise both seem interesting to try hang out with.
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>>14610155
Like those guys from Uzumaki?
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>>14610150
Swedecucks outnumbered niggers, and see how well that's working out for them.
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>>14610157
KC has given actual figures and those figures are 91% humans and 9% monsters. And of those monsters, the vast majority are large mice, devil bugs, succubi, dullahans, and such.

You can count stuff like dragons in the hundreds or low thousands. Many things are exceedingly rare.
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>>14610135
Undine. Together we'll flow through life while taking the path of least resistance.
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>>14610159
Actually some of them do think that far ahead, given the criticisms some monsters have for the Radical Faction.

Further, those who leave the army are volunteers to begin with. There is a stable force at all times (mostly made up of dullahan), plus volunteers who wish to protect their friends and husbands, plus an elite force of former heroes called in for emergencies. Not to mention the ancient baphomet that leads them all.
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>>14610166
Mind naming a source? I am curious. If that figure still remains true it really speaks to the monster's restraint, given it has been around a thousand years since the current Mamono Lord came to power.
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>>14610172
>There is a stable force at all times
That's never said. What is said is that the large proportion of the existing force is composed of dullahans
>plus volunteers who wish to protect their friends and husbands
That's never said. Mostly because that would indicate defensive action and they never are on the defensive
>plus an elite force of former heroes called in for emergencies
That's the elite unit of corrupted heroes and their wives that sits around the demon lord's castle all day and never does anything.
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>>14610174
Not really restraint, humans can just give birth to 10 children in the time it takes for a monster to have one. The rarest and most powerful species can only have children every few hundred years..
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>>14610174
I forget if it's WG1 or early Q&A. But you should be able to track it down. And it's nothing to do with restraint. It has to do with most monsters having a real fucking hard time breeding.
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>>14610181
Pregnant Baphos.
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>>14610099
>moff's_law.jpgpngkgb
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>>14610135
Either fire because I really, really like fire, or water as one of those 'ironic opposites now have to work together to save the world and overcome their differences' things.
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>>14610181
Except for the monsters that can mass-convert humans into monsters kind of makes up for the low birthrate. Heck, if they really wanted to they could convert many thousands every day by simply moving dark matters into human lands.
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>>14610222
Oh come on, what are the odds of YOU being the chosen one?
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>>14610185
Lactating Baphos.
>>14610226
Well I'm completely average with no remark-ability whatsoever so pretty good I'd say.
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>>14610229
>so pretty good I'd say
Hah! You're just a nobody, an orphan with mysterious parentage! Surely your arrogant rival, born to noble parents, is the chosen one!
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>>14610223
Personally, this monster-human ratio number, or the length of the DL age are what even I with my usual acceptance/apologism to his thing have to admit he probably could think over better.
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>>14610242
Yeah I guess you're right, guess I'll go back to parkoring my way across the city after stealing a loaf of bread and making convenient produce carts crash behind me and trip the guards chasing me, none of which will come into play later on in life as some sort of mastered skill needed for certain situations.
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>>14610135
I didn't make it to the cave, a Wendigo was stuck upside down in the snow with her legs sticking up and I had to pull her out and help her back to the village
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>>14610178
You need to read up on things a bit more.

1. Dullahan book profile, discussing the Mamono Lord's army and how the dullahan form the core of it. "Rare among them, the dullahans are loyal and take their duty seriously."

2. World Guide 1: Monster Recreation Culture: "Some have noble intentions of protecting themselves, their husbands, and their friends from the attacks by the Order, but in monster fashion, the goal of many others is to use martial arts to defeat and subdue men."

Also, from the MGE volume one regarding the structure of the world: "If a monster friendly state allied with the mamono realm were invaded by an anti-monster state, they'd get reinforcements from the mamono realm right away. The Mamono Lord army's knight brigade, which is composed of nothing but powerful monsters, would be sent."

In the same book discussing Zipangu: "In the past, one of the kingdoms of our continent launched an invasion in an attempt to conquer Zipangu. At the time, people and monsters formed a united front in order to repel the invasion, and they could often be seen fighting side by side in the units of Zipangu's military."

So yes, they are on the defensive when the Order attacks them.

3. They usually don't act, but it outright says they are used in emergencies.
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>>14610257
That must've been a lewd sight.
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>>14610257
>>14610259
I bet her panties were that of a child!
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>>14610184
Well if it exists its not in any of the material on MGR.
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>>14610252
Mister Anon, sir, what will your pleasure be?
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>>14610263
It was light blue and white shimapan, contrasting her red face as she hid in her coat
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>>14610258
Oh, and also from MGE volume 1 discussing the Mamono Lord's Castle: "It is an impregnable fortress that the soldiers and powerful heroes of the Order were never able to capture in spite of numerous attempted invasions."

So again, the monsters do have to defend themselves, and indeed the Order has invaded the Royal Mamono Realm "numerous" times.
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>>14610277
W-where do I rub to get my wishes?
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>>14610305
You know where. All you gotta do is rub that clit
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Your monster girl now has Narcolepsy, how does this affect your relationship?
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>>14610309
I have something new to tease her about.
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>>14610317
what if she falls asleep before getting flustered?
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>>14610321
Do lewd things to her until she wakes up.
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>>14610309
Narcolepsy is not kawaii at all.
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>>14610309
She'd probably suggest going on and having my way with her body during her sudden blackouts for efficiency, and ride me at night if she's sleepless.
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>>14610328
One Piece tells me otherwise.
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>>14609388

>Making even a fictional Paladin Mr. Rogers sad.

You fucking monster.
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We're hosting a short story + random raffle contest over on the wiki and you're all invited. Link on the front page.

>But the Wiki is garbage.
You don't have to like us to win free shit.
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>>14609388
>Pally and Yeti host Mr. Pally's Neighborhood and a painting show
>Yeti's paws are too big to paint but she tries her best
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>>14610349
Does anyone has the image of the gentleman called Not!Deruella? i need it for... reasons.
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>>14610349
A few more hours before this place gets past it's nightly hibernation. But those of us willing/able to write should definitely consider it.

>Butter-T Artbook
Is that where the uncensored, patreon's-gross-sticker-free versions of the newer art are? This stuff must be scanned.
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>>14610349
Guess I'll finally try and write out a story for once if it means a chance at getting that artbook. Anyone have those pastebins that gave advice on how to write a story?
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>>14610382
>Is that where the uncensored, patreon's-gross-sticker-free versions of the newer art are?
I was under the impression that is was uncensored but that's not the case. Definitely no patreon stickers.

>This stuff must be scanned.
I promised him I wouldn't.
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>>14610349
>No mandatory Kiki in the possible monster girls available
Shit taste, dropped inmediately.
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>>14610349
so where do you apply for the raffle?
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>>14610398
Limited it to the girls in the book.

>>14610399
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:413186
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>>14610395
>I promised him I wouldn't.
Well sure, didn't mean I'm expecting it from you.
I can totally get behind artists' unwillingness to have their stuff commiefied, but I can also get behind my guilty, genuine desire for pirated stuff.
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Tell me about her.
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>>14610430
Would you like to know why she wears the mask?
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>>14610430
She wants you to get over there.
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>>14610434
>>14610436
I don't like either of you.
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>>14610440
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun
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>>14610441
Or perhaps he's wonder why someone would meme a man before disregarding his forgettable waifu!
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>>14610430
I remember reading a short once where they lacked normal genitalia, but got off and/or pregnant via BJs. forgot who wrote that one.

I like her except for the particularly extreme envenomation fetish.
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>>14610430
Her vagoo is under her tongue and you can never know if she swallowed or impregnated herself after a blowjob.
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I forgot to post this last night, an update on the towel sketch! Guess all the official KC Wock made me forget.

http://i.imgur.com/uhMyUrb.jpg

Also, here's a preview of a different sketch!
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>>14610447
>>14610449
I think the image is misleading, because of her position one could believe that her anatomy is normal with her hunched like that, she can probably straighten herself and have arachne-like sex i think.
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>>14610449
I dig it.
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>>14610447
It was Harblador
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>>14610454
Oh man.
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>>14610351
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>>14610349
>4000 word limit
Well geez, that certainly doesn't allow for much development does it?

>Anubis, Lizardman, Dragon, Wyvern, Pharaoh, Lich, Jiangshi, Vampire

Well, at least the restricted list of MGs has plenty of options I find agreeable...though that makes the word-limit all the more pressing. Maybe a short introduction to an Undead Kingdom...
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This is Public Service Announcement: Do NOT steal the hat.
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>>14610481
Adorable.
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>>14610351
>>Yeti's paws are too big to paint but she tries her best
Impressionistic fingerpainting.
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>>14610487
>4000 word limit
Upped it to 5k earlier. It's the first time we've done something like this so we're playing low numbers for now.
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>>14610496
Mmm, fair enough. Just the last couple times I've written a "Short Story", they've been double that length. Oh well, could be an interesting challenge.
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>>14610496
>>14610498
Please don't talk about writing, you'll make me feel guilty.
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>>14610490
If it gets us more Loen art, or I get a monstergirl like that, I'm stealing the hat.
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>>14608960
>oppai lolihound milking
Lovely stuff.
>Do you have them saved
While you have one of them pastebinned, I did save this not too long ago.
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>>14610490
Smooth as always.
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>>14610490
What about the slates? That's totally okay, right?
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>>14610513
They belong in a museum anyway.
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>>14610490
See-through clothes are love
L O V E
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>>14610524
>Alp will never doodle more Wurm letters so we could spell O-L-E-V with them
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>>14610481
>Comfy sweater knight and excited Yeti
Everything about this is cute
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>>14610524
Agreed. So very, very much agreed.
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>Snake daughteru asks for hug
>Give it to her because you're a good father
>She gets upset
>Ask her why
>'I wanted to wrap my tail all around your chest but it's not long enough...'
How does this make you feel
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>>14610538
Like a beefcake. BEEFCAKE!
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I want to hug a dead girl, is that too much to ask?
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>>14610538
I'm a skeleton. What kind of mini daughter did my waifu give birth to.
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>>14610544
Apparently the years of living with your monster waifu have taken their toll on your body, and now you have become /fit/.
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>>14610481
This is a wonderful morning.
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>>14610538
I pat her head and tell her she'll grow into that, she just has to stay healthy and grow up big and strong, just like her mother! Well, not just like her, her mothers been getting fat recently ever since a few years ago. Don't tell her I said that.

Point is she will one day, so she should sim until then!
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Your Foxfu caught an Elf for you. Do you praise or chastise her?
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>>14610538
>Someday you'll find a special someone to wrap your tail around
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>>14610553
Praise, of course. We're going to have all sorts of sex from lotus to missionary while the Elf has to sit in an armchair and watch.
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>>14610553
Let my waifu scratch her so the Elf can gradually monsterize into a Kitsune as I pump her full of baby juice.
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>>14610553
Praise. But now I'm not sure what she intends to do with it.
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>>14610481
For a second here I've thought that it was his whole head
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>>14610560
She brought it to you, it's up to you what you do with it.
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>>14610549
oh cool
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>>14610553
Stupid Nanashi won't stop carry off things that don't belong to her. Look at this fucking face on the left, it just screams "Haha! I don't even know these kids!"
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>>14610562
>I've thought that it was his whole head
Wurm-chan pls.
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>>14610571
Er, the right. I done fucked up.
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>>14610553
Tell her to put it back, she doesn't know where it's been.
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>>14610575
>>14610576
The Wurms are out in force today.
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>>14610567
Very well. We molest the elf, and then just as she starts to get into it we stop, leaving her hot and bothered as we begin to fuck each other in front of her.
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>>14610457

I'd say that is pretty clearly the case judging by her book profile extra art.
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>>14610583
>that skull and crossbones
Dick, no!
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>>14610516
Don't be so callous, you have no idea how precious that stone is to a sea bishop.
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>>14610590
Yeah, if she didn't have it, she might as well rape boys on the street and drink her daddy's sperm like an atheist.
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>>14610571
Whose cats are these? Probably not hers at any rate.
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>>14610586
Don't worry, the last thing the girta wants is to kill the dick. She'll just work it to the point that it fears it will die.
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>>14610601
Do Girtablilu's work well in teams?
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>>14610553
Sex my waifu there and then while i whisper lewdly in her ear:

>I want the elf to watch us
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>>14610509
Do we have any moar of muscle hellhound waifu?
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>>14610605
Unfortunately no, though pic-related might count.
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Hey, the doujin had a part where a guy fucks a Jabberwock from behind, just like that one Jabberwock story from here a while ago. Do you think this could mean that wocks are buttsluts?

If you came home to your bedroom and saw a wock like this, bent over with butt in the air, would you?
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Hi!
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>>14610617
>Lilim

Can we stop using them in places were a succubus is much more fitting? There is no reason for one to get in a fight with any MG except another Lilim either, she'd just wave her fingers and solve whatever the problem is.
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>>14609388
>>14610340
>Paladin Mr. Rogers visits the DL Senate to appeal for funding
>talks about how TV should be a tool to enrich and teach children about wholesome love between species
>even sings one of his self-composed songs from the show: "You Don't Have to Take Off Someone's Clothes to See Their Naked Selves"
>the Lilim chairman of the subcommittee is moved to tears of boredom before promptly denying his appeal
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>>14610617
Pics would be welcome
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>>14610629
That Lilim has no soul. Even Senator Wurm was crying.
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>>14610629
>Making fun of my childhood
Enjoy your riots, miss lilim chairman.
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>>14610618
This doujin is just too cute. And lewd.
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>>14610618
Maybe that Wock, but not all Wocks.
>>14610631
That's all I had, anon.
>>
Consider the following: a naive and innocent Hathorite Holst sets out in the world to become a great healer and help people. She ends up joining a group of adventurers, who reduce her to a nervous wreck because of their borderline suicidal tendencies. One day she can't take it anymore and let's them taste some good old pelvis breaking.
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>>14610629
That's alright, one of the Wurms on the senate approached him and offered him unlimited funding if he promised to sing her daily bedtime songs.

They married shortly after that and his show turned out to be a great succes under the kids and Wurm population.
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>>14610602
No idea, most scorpions are solitary though there are some that shelter in groups.

As for working with other monsters, one should note the profile says even other monsters in the desert region fear the girtablilu for how violent and dangerous they can be. So rather doubt they work with other monsters all that often.
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>>14610638
Oh, I see. Well thanks for the ones you posted.
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>>14610649
But you can't have a Girtablilu pit with just one.
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>>14610652
Yes you can. It's more of a Girtablilu foxhole, but still.
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>>14610637
still peeking through it, there's just so many reaction faces, I'm kinda kicking myself for not taking shots of those.
Maybe in a while.
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>>14610654
Well I guess.
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>>14610481
I thought that was just some guy with a really long neck at first.
>>
So I'm kind of a newfeg.
How do I make greenposts?
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>>14610643
Story about healer and tank getting in a love-hate relationship when?
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>>14610663
You read the rules and the FAQ on the homepage before posting, silly.
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>>14610668
Oh, I see. I'll do that.
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>>14610663
Are you that new?
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>>14610663
>>14610668
Also, lurk for a few months.
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>>14610663
You lurk more and read the FAQ
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>>14610674
I'm pretty new, I have that newfag smell and everything.
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>>14610680
If you're new tell us two things

>What Monster Girls do you think are popular here
>What Monster Girls do you like
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>>14610663
Lurk for a minimum of six months before you post.
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>>14610680
Then fucking lurk before even trying to post
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Anyone wanna go hunting for some booty?
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>>14610691
Me, i want that glorious booty.
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>>14610686
Foxes and Amazons seem pretty popular here, but I'm a pretty big Hellhound fan myself
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>>14610699
>Amazons
>popular
Cast him out forthwith!
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>>14610699
>Hey guys, I'm new!
>So how about them amazons?
Doubt.jpg
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>>14610509
Oh yeah, I wrote that one. But if I recall, there were other breakfast hound posts which other people did, too.
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>>14610699
>Amazon
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>>14610699
While Amazons are only loathed by a few vocal anons, I wouldn't say they're super popular either.
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>>14610699
Foxes and Amazoness can break my bones, but Hellhounds can never hurt me!
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>>14610699
I can vouch that a significant number of fox posts come from the same few anons. I know because I'm one of them.
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>>14610706
>>14610711
>>14610702
I assume Amazons are not popular then? I was just going from what I've seen further up in the thread.
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>>14610721
Please just read the rules, read the FAQ, lurk, and try not to guess about things you don't know about. There's no street cred here.
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>>14610721
What monstergirl site did you come from before you wound up here, anyway?
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>>14610716
I see,
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>>14610723
I'll do that, sorry for interrupting the thread.
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>>14610699
Hellhounds and foxes yes. Amazons, no.

>>14610721
They really set off some of the more bitchy anons here.
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>>14610735
>Apologizing
Man, you are too green, lurk more and then just post when you feel prepared.
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>>14610724
No site in particular, I've known of the MGQ games and the MSG wiki for a bit now
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>>やっぱ図鑑だけじゃなくて、図鑑の娘達をもっと動かしていかないとなー
>I thought, rather than just picture book, I can not Ika have more moving the daughters of the picture book
The machine translation butchered this one, not quite sure what he's saying.
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I want a baphomet maid!
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>>14610765
Excellent taste.

I want one with thick thighs to be my maid
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>>14610765
You have a good taste going there, anon.
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>>14610764
Ika is cute!
CUTE!
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>>14610771
Thick thighed lolis are god tier, especially when they have a rear to go with it.

>>14610772
Thank you,
she will be my precious maidmouto
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>>14610771
I want a tall, lanky one and I want to bully her by only raping her intercrurally. She's gonna know she could enslave me instantly if I just once accidentally put it in, but I won't. In fact, I'll tease her by prodding it almost into her before bouncing off. If she wants to make me into her groom she has to put it in herself.
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>>14610775
I want to pet!
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>>14610764
I have no idea, but "rather than just picture book" and "moving the daughters of the picture book" made me think he wants a monstergirl h-anime.
But who would animate it?
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>>14610771
>>14610777
My brother,fat-bottomed thick-thighed lolis are perfection.
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>>14610764
>So I was thinking, instead of just the Encyclopedia, why not have the girls from the Encyclopedia more a bit more?
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Time for another one of these.

https://picarto.tv/monorus
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>>14610784
>More a bit more?
What?
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>>14610788
>>Move a bit more?
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>>14610794
What does he mean by moving?
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>>14610794
There is no way he can afford proper h-anime
Probably just pixel animation
Though that would be good too
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>>14610800
I think it's something like animated sprites or something.
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Would you?
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>>14610811
By now I'm absolutely sick of her. No.
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>>14610811
Her lower arms look a little tiny. But yes, I would.
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>>14610806
I'd love to see him do animated sprites, that shit's time consuming though.
>>14610811
Absolutely.
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>>14610811
I don't even like Gazers in the first place.
>>
I'm watching the live-action Ashita no Joe movie after a Rocky marathon.
Which girl would go the distance?
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>>14610811
Disgusting. Kill it.
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>>14610699
I like Amazons. They're sweet and nice.
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>>14610829
And cuddly, although a bit rough
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>>14610824
The orphan cub who grew up on the streets.
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>>14610835
I want to scratch the ears of a muscled jinko boxer after a match.

Her name?

Roxanne
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>>14610824
An alp trying to prove that she's not a girl, damn it.
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>>14610811
Marry? But she's not my waifu to marry. Even if she looks that nice.
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>>14610811
I would!
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>>14610835
I wanna feed her veggies!
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>>14610854
Just get ready for her to puff up her cheeks in response, I hear it's a defensive measure called a 'pout'
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>>14610856
It's to make her look big and intimidating!
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>>14610832
Wanna cuddle the Amazon

Gonna cuddle the Amazon
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>>14610868
Indeed, she won't have to eat broccoli if she can scare it off.
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>>14610870
I don't want to get bald though
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>>14610870
Gonna impregnate the amazon.
>>
You wouldn't stop a Monster Girl villain's monologue by powering up to a higher power than her and make her feel inadequate would you?
Cause I would
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>>14610835
Groper Lianne trained alone and she'll win the championship alone!
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>>14610888
I'd tell her some sweet lovey dovey stuff.
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>>14610888
I would let myself lose so she can make me wear a chain and a revealing outfit in front of m female paladin partner.
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>>14610888
I'd stop it by planting a kiss right on her lips.
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>>14610888
I would let her have her way with me
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>>14610930
That outfit is pure sex. She should learn from Mamma Mia and just embrace the playful domme she's meant to be.
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>>14610930
But she's evil!
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>>14610888
>Monstergirl villain has been tricked into spouting off her evil monologue
>NowIt'sReynTime.png
>Interupt her by powering up
>Every muscle in your body is straining and burning with raw manly passion for justice
>Every organ is being pushed to their absolute limit
>But one organ more than any other
>With a mighty year that sounds like a continent being sundered in two, your clothes burst into shreds, reduced to mere confetti by the bulging of your muscles
>The monstergirl villain can only state, dumbstruck, as your nude body is revealed to her in all its glory
>Her eyes are drawn in particular to your raging erection, standing tall and proud like a drill ready to shatter the very sky itself
>With more grace than Billy Elliot's catgirl daughter, you leap like a swan taking flight, surrounded by an aura of angelic light
>With a mighty roar, you swing your tool of justice at the villain, slapping her across the face
>She orgasms, soaking her skintight villain bodysuit the second your crotch-fist makes contact, even as the blow sends her tumbling to the floor, stunned and disorientated
>She can only stare up in awe at the heroic adonis striking poses before her, finding herself, for the first time in years, falling in love all over again

>"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
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>>14610935
From my point of view the paladins are evil!
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>>14610939
I have the high ground Anon!
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>>14610941
That just means I have the lower center of gravity! I can just dive in under your reach! Do not underestimate the power of a manlet!
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>>14610888
Yes, there's a picture of a dragon girl with her horns stuck in a wall and her bare ass sticking out that I tried to find as an example of beating on overpowering foe but I couldn't find it.
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>>14610952
Don't Try It!
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>>14610967
I can't! I'm, I'm weak!
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I want to tell my old Paladin brother that I do not fear the Mamono Side as he does. I have broguht peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Demon Realm.
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>>14610888
>'There is no way you can defeat me Anon, I've been studying your for all but the last year.'
>'I am 100...no TWO HUNDRED percent prepared to fight you and....'
>'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' Entire area we're fighting on breaks apart
>'SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS A NAMEK!?'
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I want to confirm with a paladin that it's treason then. AAAAAARGHFLAFBLBL
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>>14610938
cute
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So is Bacchus' order kinda like the Gray Jedi from Star Wars?
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>>14610553
This, but replace fox with tentacleplantgirl.

And then the elf has our babies. ALL OF THEM.
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Hey anon, want to do something fun?
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>>14610994
Why is she not wearing any pants?
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>>14610994
Nah, not really.
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>>14610994
I had fun once.
It was awful.
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>>14610888
I would.

>Punch
>"You dare to strike..."
>Hard kick
>"You dare to strike..."
>Tackle
>"You dare to strike..."
>Throw a rock
>"...QUIT IT! Oh no..."
>I laugh as silly monkey meets general mountain
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>>14610994
If by fun you mean sexual yes.
>>14611003
No such thing as horse pantsu.
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>>14611003
>>14611004
>>14611007
>>14611026
Let's get to it then!
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>>14611030
Small centaur frames are the best.
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>>14611030
Hope she doesn't mind bondage and whatever the female version of edging is for doing that.
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>>14611030
I want to fuck that horse.
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I want to princess carry a loli centaur.
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>>14611065
You mean ride, anon.
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>>14611065
'kay.
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>>14611030
Why is that so terribly sexy.
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>>14611068
Naw, princess carry.
The "riding" would involve picking her up and holding her on my dick.

>>14611072
Well, that's adorable. And her tail's even wagging, too.
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Onee-san Pygmy Goat centaur.
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>>14611043
She does mind.

In fact, her fetish is the exact opposite of yours and she's definitely going to get her way when she ties you to that tree.
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Oh no! This girl is surrounded by creepy dolls! What do?
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Pygmy monstergirls or mini monstergirls?
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>>14611111
Amazonion monstergirls.
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>>14610494
>dips paws in blue paint for sky
>carefully dabs her big fur fingers on the canvas
>Look Pally! Another snowy field!
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>>14611114
>now let's clean the Yeti paws using odorless thinner
>just beat the Demon Lord out of it
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Jap Elves
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>>14611107
>implying she needs to tie me to a tree
>implying I wouldn't be the one holding her up against a wall
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>>14611097
Would she at least be stacked?
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>>14611124
She's far too exposed for a fight. She's obviously a stripper.
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>>14611124
Need more Jap Elves
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>>14611131
She's stacked and her goat milk is delicious.
But she's so small her bust is tiny in comparison to less stacked girls.
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>Kitsoviet writes a story
>delicious multiarm moth
>delicious short stack sheep
>No sex with either of them

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT!
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>>14611189
Patience.
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Hello everybody.
I can't wait until I can hold it in my hands

>>14610811
Thanks a bunch Hyph!
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>>14611199
Alright I'm gonna ask the question on everybody's mind.
You gonna hot glue it?
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>>14610938
>now it's reyn time
Fuck that got me, I just got finished playing xenoblade too.
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>>14611206
To what? A fleshlight?
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>>14611217
Let me rephrase the question, are you going to masturbate and cum on it?
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>>14611199
Adorable as fuck.
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>>14611206
But it's handmade and porcelain though, why would I do that
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Anon~
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>>14611216
I'm actually going through my first playthrough of it. I'm only up to the Satorl Marsh, and it's a goddamn great game.
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>>14611233
wake me up inside
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>>14611233
I would stick my dick in slightly crazy, it would make a really enriching experience
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>>14610930
>"All the world's boys will be mine! A harem larger than any other!"
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>>14611251
>You will never wake up on her lap
Feels bad
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>>14611263
But she can't love all those boys! Maybe if she claimed ownership of all of them and sold them for a price her plan could work.
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>>14611263
Why is her spider half cracking?
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>>14611263
She's mad! A harem should be no larger than 5 people with varying personalities!

She's insane!
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>>14611263
>'Yeah see about that. I kind of trained all day yesterday.'
>'Yeah so what?'
>Suddenly everything in a mile radius is blown back
>'FIRST OFF WHAT, SECONDLY THE FUCK.'
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>>14611233
Part 3 fucking when
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>>14611223
>>14611206
Anon! You can't just ask that!
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>>14611194
For how long?
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>>14610930
>>14611263
I need more mayadere girls!
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>>14611263
What if I don't want her to have a Harem?
What if I want her for myself?
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>>14611287
>This faggot fox
No thanks.
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>>14611287
Had to look up mayadere but I fully agree. I wouldn't mind a mayadere vampire or ushi.
>>14611299
She has the best design from the entire book, would fuck until I lost conciousness.
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>>14608462
Organize armed insurrection with abducted men
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>>14611303
I would like to work for a mayadere Vampire on a mad quest for power for a summer job as one of her henchmen.

Would look good on my CV and I'd get to stay at a fancy castle in Transylvania.
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>>14611293
She obviously won't have a harem once she finds her especial one. It's just evil words.
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>>14608532
I make a bomb and blow up the lead bitch while screaming VALHALLA
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>>14611304
>>14611312
>literally 18 hours late

No.
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>>14611303
Doesn't she only have one arm though? How will she hug you effectively?
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>>14611308
I'd like to stumble into the forest garden of a mayadere vampire and be hauled in front of her by her minions. Only to gain her respect and love for being the first person in a long time to talk back to her and make her laugh.
>>14611317
One arm over you while you rest your head between her breasts.
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Could a Dhampir monsterize into something due to the fact they have a human half?
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>>14611336
No?
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>>14611336
Yes, they monsterize into a slut.
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>>14611336
That could be pretty interesting.
What sort of combinations wow work well like that?
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>>14611357
Werewolf, Ghost, and Werebat.
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>>14611336
I'd like it if the monstrous parts shown up as smaller or less complete versions of what a full corruption would be like due to them only being half human.

Like if the girl she monsterized as had paws and ears, they would be smaller than a true version of the race.
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>>14611368
What if her knife ears just became fuzzy wiggly semi-wolfu ears?
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>>14611315
YES
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>>14611336
> They don’t look down on humans, and they honestly express their fondness of the men they like. Though they are completely monsters, they are also regarded as “half human, half monster.”

> THOUGH THEY ARE COMPLETELY MONSTERS
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>>14611359
>Werewolf
Makes me think of the Underworld movies.
>Ghost
Damn, that's a pretty interesting one
>Werebat
Wouldn't that just be a 3/4ths vampire, though?
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>>14611381
No.
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>>14611383
Classic KC.
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>>14611381
Anon, no.
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>>14611383
>Translations and KC in charge of actually being adhered to

A-hoo-hoo, a-hee-hee, a-har-har.
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>>14611376
>Fluffy knife ears
Cute as hell, would tease.
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>>14611308
>>14611327
>Anon is hauled by a pair of heavily armed Ghoul Girls and dropped at the Vampire's feet, with a Lich standing to her left, and a Dullahan to her right.
>"We found this trespasser in the gardens Baroness, would you like us to deal with him?"
>The Countess looks bored, swirling blood around in a wine glass.
>"I suppose anything will do to rescue me from these two bickering with each other." She says flatly, gesturing to the Lich and the Dullahan.
>She turns her attention to you, her eyes piercing your own.
>"Tell me boy, did you ignore the warnings in the nearby villages or just not bother to learn of them at all? Perhaps you are not sound of mind? Or have a death-wish? The latter I am more than capable of fulfilling."
"W-Well actually, um, Baroness... I was looking for a job."
>There's a long pause, before the Vampire bursts out in laughter, the Ghouls escorting you hesitantly joining in.
>"You, wish to work, for me? What use could I possibly have for some feeble Human?"
"Well I noticed your garden could use a bit of trimming, I'm handy with a screwdriver and I can cook. I could help clean the place, looks like it hasn't been dusted in centuries."
>She almost looks startled, and looks around the room, like she only just noticed the cobwebs around the room and the dust collecting on the tables and desks.
>"Hmm... Very well. Guards, escort my new butler to one of the vacant rooms."
>"B-But my Baroness! He is one of the living! How can he be trusted?!" The Lich beside her exclaims.
>"For once I agree with the bookworm." Says the Dullahan. "For all we know he could be some kind of spy, sent to find a flaw in our defences."
>"Enough, I have made my decision!" The Countess shouts, silencing the two immediately.
>"Sleep well young man, there will be plenty of work for you in the days ahead."

And that's how Anon got a summer job.
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>>14611344
Oh so that's what happened to your mum.
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>>14611336
Not without Lilim fuckery.

Monsterization is limited to humans and the few elves/dwarves that have yet to succumb to the corruption.
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>>14611403
Lucky man.
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>>14611403
I want intern anon to go about his day doing work and always finding the Dullahans head everywhere glaring at him. Until her head gets hurt and he patches her up, making her less suspicious about him.
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>>14611403
The Lich is probably just worried that someone will notice her collection of erotic books.
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>>14611445
I bet she's a dirty fujoshi, ressurecting muscular men as zombies and making them make out while she watches.
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>>14611454
Fucking NEET liches
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>>14611445
She probably died a virgin too.
That'll make tenderly taking her virginity all the sweeter.
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>>14611454
No she's a lich who died a virgin and is terrified of men. But if say one was tied down on a bed in her laboratory, she wouldn't be too terrified.
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>>14611454
>ressurecting muscular men as zombies and making them make out
Along with shit like that, I don't think it's possible for monstergirls to be fujos.
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>>14611454
Does she want undead alps? That's how you get undead alps.
>>14611463
>>14611464
>Wake up in the mansion at night
>You find yourself strapped to a table in her lab
>She's staring at your penis and hiding the rest of her face behind her book
A shy virgin Lich who's terrified of men but wants to interact in the name of research would be adorable.
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>>14611476
Would she give me a clumsy hand job to try and get a 'sample' out of me, only for her to become entranced when I get hard and forgets why she started doing this in the first place?
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54692343
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>>14611508
Sweet Jesus, yes. Big-hipped hellhounds make the world go round.
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>>14611520
OH FAT BOTTOMED HOUNDS,
YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!
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>>14611506
She might even get tempted to taste the "sample" and have to fight her urges because she wants to keep it for testing purposes. She'd need to take a second sample so that she could do both.
>>14611520
She is rather bottom heavy, I love body types like that.
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>>14611542
But what if the vampire baroness catches her molesting the help?
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Wight Satyros
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>>14611445
>>14611454
>>14611476
>Anon knocks on the door to the Lich's lab.
"Hello?"
>After some commotion, a voice calls out.
>"You may enter. Butler."
>Inside are all sorts of test tubes, things in jars and the smell of chemicals.
>"This is all very important research, see that nothing is misplaced or damaged, or I shall show you the meaning of suffering."
"Got it."
>Anon gets to work, clearing up the dust.
>Accidentally bumps into a bookcase, causing a magazine to slip out.
"Huh? What's this?"
>"D-Do not touch that! It contains knowledge too great for your mind to handle!"
>Anon raises an eyebrow, and opens it.
>It's a dirty magazine, filled with pictures of men having intimate relationships with each other.
>"T-That's for research! I-I swear!"
>Anon quietly puts it back in the bookshelf.
"Right... Uh... Sorry... I didn't see anything."
>Anon finishes cleaning and leaves.
>When Anon is gone, the Lich throws herself onto her bed, pressing her beet red face into her pillow.
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>>14611561
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>>14611561
>When Anon is gone, the Lich throws herself onto her bed, pressing her beet red face into her pillow.
Time to ravage some plump Lich ass.
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>>14611561
I like it but what about the dullahan? Does she have any embarrassing secrets?
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>>14611571
Sometimes her body bullies her head by forcing her to suckle on her own breasts.
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>>14611571
Probably some hidden sweet side beneath her rigid, militaristic exterior. Like she has a soft spot for cute animals.
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>>14611571
Her body wants to stop being a bodyguard and become an idol.
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>>14611561
I want to hug that Lich.
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>>14611584
I want to hug a lich for so long that her heart starts beating again!
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>>14611561
Wow, none of the other Neet girls are fujos. Lichs are super weirdos. They need to be bullied.
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>>14611591
It'd be nice to fall asleep with a lich listening to your heartbeat. Imagine her just being fascinated by it, until, for the first time in hundreds of years, she falls asleep to it.
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>>14611508
Jesus chirst this artist.
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>>14611624
Shame he doesn't have that many pictures.
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>>14611610
I bet all the other girls on /hbg/ laugh at her when she admits it.
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>>14611508
And here I was thinking I was safe on a blue board
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>>14611641
>Thinking you're ever safe on the Monstergirl Thread
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>>14611638
He seems to rarely upload anything but when he does it's always great.

That said this is what, his second one this month? That's unusual for him so lets hope it's a trend.
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>>14611645
>inb4 FBI kicks my door down
>I just came for the ones with the muscles, I swear on me mum!
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>>14611641
>clicking pixiv links when avoiding nsfw content
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>>14611652
Little do you know, we'll all start posting muscular loli hellhounds, just to get you in deeper shit with the FBI.
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>>14611652
>FBI kicks in your door
>sees all the muscled loli dark elf porn
>they fistbump you and go upstairs to the man who has 3 TB of hand holding pictures and videos
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How much do you guys think an average Holstaur would weigh?
Lets assume that they're around average human height so like 5'6" and they're obviously thick in the right places with an added amount of milk they're probably always carrying around.
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>>14610787
i love your streams
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>>14611673
Maybe around 70KG?
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>>14611673
Minotaur master race, go home pls. jk love u
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>>14611673
Have you tried to lift a cow? They're heavy.
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>>14611678
Seems right to me.
>>14611681
That's what I'm trying to work towards.
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>>14611681
It's why they're so damn tippable!
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>>14611673
>5'6"

They are at least 6'0"

Glorious Minotaurs even taller.
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>>14611681
They're also much larger than a holstaur.

I'd say a holstaur wouldn't weight that much more than a human woman of similar height and build, but her horns, hooves, tail and milk-filled breasts would all add to the normal human weight.

KC's monster girls are also noted to all have notably tougher bodies than average humans (even fairies do), but its unknown if that tougher body means it is heavier than a human body of equal size.
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>>14610787
>Naked Apron
First, towel, then, apron...

Then maybe lab coat.
Also Lich. After.
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>>14611705
Yeah, their more durable bodies could simply be due to magic, or, if you wanted, you could imagine them with slightly denser bones and muscles than humans.
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>>14611199
Very cute.

I hope nothing happens to those eye-stalks in transit.
>>
Are Hellhounds crotch sniffers?
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>>14611705
Holstaurs can possess crazy rape strength, so they must have a bit of muscle.
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>>14611717
Sniffer would be an understatement
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>>14611717
I hope so. It'll be awkward if it's just me filling my lungs with their scent.
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>>14611717
and grabbers. and fondlers. and nuzzlers. lickers. suckers...
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>>14611717
I desire a picture of a canine MG, preferably an Anubis or Hellhound, with their face buried in a guy's bulge, inhaling his sweaty dick musk.

And then an image of the vice versa, of her blushing blissfully as she hold's a guy's head between her legs.
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Classy MGs or actiony MGs.
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>>14611738
Muscley MGs.
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>>14611738
I want both to ravish me.
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>>14611734
While sniffing her husbando's crotch, her eyes would be rolling up and she'd have heart pupils on top of that, just to show how perfect that scent is to her.
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>>14611738
Dere loli MGs.
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>>14611748
Hearts, yes; rolled up, no.

Since you wouldn't be able to properly see the former if combined with the latter.
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>>14611738
MAIDS
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>>14611705
I want a Holst with the same amount of body mass as a cow!
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>>14611189
I don't mind that at all. I prefer a fun story over smut.
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>>14611754
Fair enough. I was thinking only slightly, so you could still make out the hearts but still tell that her head would be swimming from the effects of the smell.
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>>14611738
Assertive actiony girls.
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>>14611718
I wouldn't say they're muscular. Toned at the most. I'd imagine their strength is more magical in origin. It's why a love tap from even the most unassuming Holst can feel like you just got socked.

Though personally, I prefer to think of Holsts as being a bit on the thicker side. Not pudgy, per se, but in the ballpark of a mom who just had her first kid.
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>>14611734
Imagine you're in high school and the Anubis class president drags you into a secluded office and shoves her face into your crotch.
It's because she just likes you so much and she couldn't hold back any longer.
Would you let it escalate?
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>>14611756
THIS GUY RIGHT FUCKING HERE has extremely excellent tastes, a toast for you my friend!
>>
All this talk about sniffing.
Where's detective anon when you need him?
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>>14611771
I'd let it escalate to laying down side by side for some 69 crotch sniffing.
Then I'd let it escalate even further.
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>>14611756
This guy gets it.
>why are maids so amazing?
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>>14611776
He's been captured by a pack of loli hellhounds who are pinning him down and sniffing him.
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>>14611760
You're the only one. I want to use a tiny weresheep in a military uniform's horns as fuck-handlebars while she awawa's
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>>14611781
No I'm not. I'm at work right now, but I am monitoring the latest posts in this thread.
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>>14611779
It's going to escalate to her dragging you back to her manor to pin you to her bed and start furiously blowing you. Then comes the rough sex followed by cuddling.
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>Be a decorated Centurion in the glorious empire of Rome
>Conquer a race of lizard warrior women whilst battling Gaul ghouls
>Suddenly in command of 88 legionaries entirely made out of Lizardmen and Salamanders
>Only human male there
>Get to physical practice and formation practice
>Witness the creatures viciously battle one another in Gladiator-like battle
>Getting a stretch at how good they are, battle them one on one personally
>They all either throw the fight or get too embarrassed to strike me
>Get to formation training, standard shield blockade 'wall' formation where legionaries form rank and file lines holding onto one another from the back, switching next-in-line once the shield barriers weakened to strengthen and maintain the wall
>Formation crumbles every time I place my hand on a lizardman or salamander's back, or they're too giddish to touch my mine
>Ask what the problem is, turns out they've never fought with a man beside them before
>My underwear has gone missing several times throughout training, witness a legionary taking a whiff of the inside of my helmet off duty
>They all refer to me as 'Centurion-senpai'
>Can't get rid of them because they're all glorious fighters that will bring victory to Caesar
>But can't use them either because the entire unit is filled with androphobic perverts

What is man to do?
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>>14611776
> It was nine in the afternoon and pouring rain when he walked into my office
> Short, downy hair, must've been one of those 'shota' types the Wights love so much. I've tracked down a few myself, for an appropriate price.
> " Detective, I need your help. There's a...sniffer on my tail,and I need a professional to help me find him."
> Sniffers. Almost as bad as handholders and snugglers. This city's in the shit, and I'm not sure I'm helping any more.
" If you've got the cash, I'll get a new scent under her nose. "
> Palming your 44, your only reliable friend in the world, you took the old B train downtown, on the hunt.
Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion to Case Cait!
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>>14611810
>Androphobic
Pretty sure that means something else anon.
Just dick them.
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>>14611389
>>14611393
Clearly yes, it'd happened
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>>14611803
>Dragged out of class for aggressive crotch sniffing
>Transitioning into 69
>Taken home for vigorous blowjobs
>Then rough sex ended with cuddling
I'm not hearing anything I wouldn't want so far
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>>14611810
You reap what you sow, nimrod.
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>>14611810
Just get a few slaves to serve s stress relief.
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>>14611810
I bet you praise Mars, feg.
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>>14611811
Oh dear.
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>>14611803
The anubis class president lives in a manor? Neat.
Time to get completely carried away, princess carry her to her king-sized bed, strip her under those soft Egyptian cotton sheets, and make like a couple of beasts in heat.
Is there a swimming pool in her home?
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>>14611810
>not raising an army of reptilian girls by yourself and then taking Rome for yourself with your army/family
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>>14611823
You're going to have to be ready for when she calms down and realizes what she did.
Then she'll beg for your forgiveness for losing control and raping you and offering to take responsibility.
Would you be an Anubis Ojou-sama's boyfriend? She's going to want to cuddle you every day.
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>>14611810
This has potential, i would like to see more.
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>>14611811
That's not what happened at all! This tv show took a lot of liberties with this ONGOING investigation.
Don't talk about what you don't know people.
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>>14611748
Beware EMG haters, it is fan art from that series but it shows what you are asking for via the kobold Polt.
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>>14611833
Of course she does, she's royalty.
Her parents don't live with her though. They have to run her home country. All she has for company is a few other rich girls from school and about 20 maids of various species.
She fell for you because you never treated her as anything other than the class president.
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>>14611838
I would be any MGs boyfriend if she was an ojou-sama.
>call me a gold digger I don't give a fuck
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>>14611852
>furry shit
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>>14611838
>Anubis-senpai freaking out
>She thinks she forced herself on you
>She's babbling on and on about how she isn't like this
>She just likes you a lot and let herself go too far
>Put a finger to her lips and cut her off
>Tell her she thinks too much
>Kiss her & feel her stress melt away
>'Did I ever try to stop you?'
>She blushes a bit before returning the kiss
>One last round of cuddle-sex before falling asleep in each other's arms/paws
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>>14611860
>50%+ of this thread
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>>14611870
>>14611872
>>14611875
Come on now.
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>>14611869
How will you react when she wants to try "commoner food"? Where would you suggest to go and how would she react to the food?
She's not being condescending in any way, it's just she's a princess and wants to understand commoners.
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>>14610001
Fucking Christ I'm glad I have my rum on hand for this hogwash. It's a fucking porn setting, not Greyhawk.
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>>14611902
This.
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>>14611893
For some reason I'm imagining an Anubis having a fetish for being raped by a servant.
>"Okay, now you'll grab me, shove me to my bed, and tell me that it's time I served you before shoving into me and fucking me senseless"
>"Don't worry if I start thrashing around and telling you to stop, that's part of the act."
>"The safeword is Set."
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>>14611853
Man, that must be lonely and alienating. I bet she's never just gone out to enjoy herself with friends. And "socialising" with bigwigs and political figures at fancy events doesn't count, of course.

Guess there's nothing else for it but to take her out into town on a date, and find something fun to do together. Maybe ice skating.

I still want to see how she looks in a pure white one-piece swimsuit as she takes a dive into her pool at some point, though.

>>14611869
Huh, never seen that anubis picture before.
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>>14611917
>one one one Gage
Thanks autocorrect.

*one on one cage match
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>>14611912
I mean. I'm normally fine with justified violence/murder happening in stories. But actual sadism or snuff for MGs like Manticores? No fucking thank you.

Their tails probably have enough muscular control that they could crush your root and stem into a fine red paste if they wanted to and knowing true-blue edgefags they'd get off on that.
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>>14611810
>Arrive in Egypt in pursuit of an opposing warlord in the glory of Caesar
>Lizardman and Salamander legionaries all dog pile on me the moment they see a scorpion, out of mortal terror
>Body nearly shatters
>Make it to the Pharaoh's palace, in need of information for the whereabouts of the enemy's leader
>An Anubis greets me and demands I let her lay on my lap like the soldier lapdog I am
>Refuse, stating I am a citizen of Rome, and thus am above her petty demands
>She gets haughty and starts crying
>Immediately feel bad, the lizardmen/salamanders behind me all start whispering about how I treat girls in disrespect
>Get hooted at by mummies as I wander about the chambers in search of their leader
>One tells me that she wiped her vagina upon a specific wrapping, hands it to me, and asks I smell it
>Push on through to the Pharaoh in disgust
>She asks me if I would enjoy being inside Egypt
>Responds casually and callously that the locals are all brown skinned terrors demanding nonstop sexual relations with humans, and as a Roman citizen, am appalled by their lewd nature
>She tells me that I misunderstood the question, then asks if I would enjoy being inside 'EGYPT' while pointing towards her crotch
>Leave in extreme irritation, enter the desert in search of the enemy
>A creature of the desert attacks us from underground, a giant worm-like beast towers above us
>I ready my legionaries into battle ready positions
>The tip of the worm opens up and a slimy looking woman pops out and says "Hey mister, I'm a genie! Why don't you rub these and I'll make your wishes come true~!"

By all that is sacred, what does Caesar see in these creatures?
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>>14611898
Nothing 'fancy' for sure. Commoners trying to prepare high-class food would either make her laugh or annoy her since she's used to the real deal. If it's just hanging out, I'd see how she responds to some pizza. And none of that Pizza Hut or Dominos crap. You go to a pace that does hand-tossed thin crust or those faux deep-dish pizzas with the caramelized crusts. For eating out, I have one of those make your own stir-fry bars near my house that she might have fun with.

And then she tries to treat me to a high-class restaurant and I get embarrassed when I don't know what half the menu is.
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>>14611932
Centurianon is best anon
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>>14611921
She hangs out with her friends at school, but never at home.
In fact, they're jealous when they learn that "some commoner" got to hang out with her at home before they did.
Can you befriend your girlfriend's Ojou-sama friends?
Also, can you introduce the vampire one to that guy you sit next to in homeroom? She's can't work up the confidence herself, poor girl gets stage fright.
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>>14611932
Caesar be wanting to plow that fertile valley. Can you blame him?
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>>14611971
I can understand wanting to claim those pyramids, but that valley's not fertile at all! I mean, she's DEAD for crying out loud! Cool snake though.
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>tfw no vampire onee-san, adoptive mom or childhood friend
>tfw no vampire or any type
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>>14611991
>or
of*
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>>14611983
Dead or not, you plant enough seeds and eventually something will take root. And then your empires are forever united under one mighty ruler.
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>>14611991
Bug Seafoam for it
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>You will never bring glory to Caesar by battle fucking monster girls in the coliseum

Why even live?
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>>14611991
I feel your pain.
>no big-tittied Vampire mom to tie you to a chair and give you an amazing titfuck while french kissing you
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>>14612028
Fuck off already, why are you trying to drag this /d/ shit out anyways?
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>>14611969
Her friends seem like a handful. But at least they don't seem like the type to just use the class president to step up the social ladder. I guess I can help that vampire out.

Though, now I'm wondering how they'll react if they ever find out about the sordid things I've done with their friend.
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>>14612000
Undead daughterus: what's your favorite growth mechanic? Me, I imagine necromancers are involved every few weeks.
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>>14611983
Undead, not rotting at all, and overflowing with life energy.
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>>14612049

In the MGE undead monsters are living things that just happen to be able to be created from dead bodies. Hence any undead children grow pretty much as normal as far as we know.
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>>14611991
>You'll never be a college student who was pressured into going into the old abandoned mansion at night as a dare.
>You'll never fall into a hole in the basement because of the ancient floor.
>You'll never land a few feet down and find a stone sarcophagus.
>You'll never find yourself strangely drawn to it.
>You'll never open it only for a pale white hand to shoot out and grab you.
>You'll never be thrown into the surprisingly cushioned sarcophagus to see a naked busty woman with fangs, red eyes, and pale white skin on top of you, ripping your pants off.
>She'll never rape you with bestial ferocity while wrapping her arms around you.
>She'll never bite your shoulder and drink some of your blood while you blow your load inside her.
>You'll never pass out and then wake up to see her standing beside the sarcophogus in an elegant robe.
>"Thank you for that servant, I usually need a snack after a rest. Now would you care to explain why my manor has fallen into such disrepair in the short time I've been away?"
How do explain to her that she's been asleep for over five hundred years and how do you comfort her when she realizes that everything and everyone she knew is gone?
Would you let her live at your house and introduce her to the wonders of the modern world?
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>>14612049
>undead go to the necromancer once a year like a dentist
>they all hate it
>until they see how cute the necromancers son/assistant is
>then they can't wait to go
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>tfw Chuuni anon replied to you but can't reply back and give him attention

I guess that 2015 into 2016 didn't change much.
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>>14612035
I didn't start it, Charlie.>>14611870
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>>14612085
Why can't you reply back anon?
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>>14612076
hnngh
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>>14612068
Completely forgot about that mechanic, looks like I need to go back and read up on my MGE lore. I can see why KC set things up that way but something about that still annoys me.

>>14612059
Undead is still dead, or at least it should be. I'd definitely have that pharaoh full of life energy if you know what I mean, but I still feel like knocking one up just by fucking her bunches is too handwavy.

Yeah, porn setting and opinions, I know, I know. I'll shut up and be a good boy now.
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>>14612021
Maybe because the last time somebody tried a story like that the writefag was a literal faggot and it went NOWHERE important. I'm still salty.
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>>14612085
CHARLIE DON'T CONSENT!
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>>14612082
>be necromancers son
>all the undead girls at school hit on me
>when all I want to do is confess how I feel to our CC Kraken teacher
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>>14612110
Which writefag?
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>>14612085
You mean that guy that really hates amazons?
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>>14612123
>Kraken
I guess being surrounded by the (un)dead would give one a thing for unnatural pallor. Why not the slutty demon that's sucked every other cock in the school though? Doesn't he want to be one of the cool kids?
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>>14612106
No need to shut up, but note their undead attributes can even be taken advantage of for extra sexy details. For instance the whole thing with having to help jiangshi keep their bodies loose and lively.

A big theme with KC's undead is life being returned to them through frequent sex. The husband is like a rechargeable battery for their own life.
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>>14612133
No that's salty anon the edge lord. He thinks he's unstoppable against MGs. I just wish 2017 happens so we can watch him publicly announce how he'll stop this with his own two hands only to be brought down by an Alp.
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>>14611912
>pauldron eyeballs are FUCKING LOOKING AT ME

the extra-demonic-eyeballs schtick is the worst thing about druella and her 'descendants'
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>>14612139
It sure annoys me how monster girls just tend to lose many of their monstrous aspects over time when spending time with you.
Like any kind of undead, Yuki-Onna or Glacies getting human body temperatures if you fuck them enough. Isn't that kind of boring?
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>>14612127
Nobody worth anything.
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>>14612142
We invented ticket pods just to make it easier to smoke dink hippies like you!
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Milk?
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>>14612163
Yes please. And I'll also take a shot of 'love nectar' with it.
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>>14612156
>actually being able to comfortably cuddle with your waifu
>boring
Why can't you people just appreciate normalcy sometimes?
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>>14612163
Always.
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>>14612141
>>14612161
What are you doing?
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>>14612139
Yeah, I kind of like that to stop right about the point of normal intelligence returning. Basically, I'm with this guy: >>14612156. If you're waifu is undead at no point should it be like living with a human chick that's just harder to kill.
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>>14612142
I always wondered? who invented the 2017 meme? and why is it 2017?
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>>14612170
What do YOU mean "you people"?!
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>>14612172
Shitting up the thread of course.
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>>14612176
>If you're waifu is undead at no point should it be like living with a human chick that's just harder to kill.
Why not though? Like half the point of undead girls in MGE is them desperately clinging to their former, alive selves, and you being able to make them feel alive again. Isn't that kind of romantic in a way? Besides, there's quite a way ahead of you until you reach that point, where you accept her flaws, and help her overcome them and be able to feel almost human again.
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>>14612172
I'd go to the normal waifu thread on /a/ for normal waifus.
I come here for monster waifus.
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>>14612189
>Why not though?
Because I don't like it! Part of what's interesting about MG to me is how those differences between them and humans play out, both in society and with their partners. Some amount of unrealistic smoothing probably needs to occur to allow for certain fun things to happen, but that's too much for me. Besides, isn't her coming to accept being undead and you accepting her as she is just as romantic as her becoming something more like she was due to your ministrations? If you fuck her until she's basically alive again you aren't really accepting her flaws at all, now are you?
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>>14612233
I feel you.
The entire foundation of KC's world basically boils down to "Use magic and sex to avoid having to face challenges!"
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>>14611454
>Creating zombie alps

That's pretty cruel. I'm gonna take them off her hands when she stops caring about them because they aren't boys anymore.
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>>14612250
To be fair that IS what the setting is all about: no worries, just lots of easy sex with beautiful women. Our complaints miss the point entirely. Luckily it's still a good base so it can become a lot of different things instead with a few changes, some more minor than others. Not thinking too hard about it also works but I find myself in the mood to bitch tonight.
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>>14612343
That is the focus of it, yes. KC isn't content with just that, though. He'd rather have his cake and eat it too, by attempting to throw in factions and confrontations, things to make his porn setting more than a porn setting.
Of course, he's really only good at the porn part, which is why we have so many arguments and discussions here about the world he's made. It's a self-contradictory dichotomy if you attempt to explore and poke to far outside the safe spots.
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>>14612343
>MFW I hate the fact I overthink stupid shit and worry about if people will like things that aren't exactly condoned by KC

Like Bacchus-sama being a Satyros Goddess who lactates fucking wine that she pours from her Hathor level tits for her acolytes, or for nursing her man into a drunken boner.

Or flashlight demon vaginas.

Or Diablo-sama shoulderjobs
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>>14612367
>Diablo-sama shoulderjobs
wat
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>>14612367
Hathor hasn't been drawn with super huge titties yet funnily enough.

Also, I wonder how long until KC actually shows us what the deities look like.
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>>14612367
You shouldn't. Departures from the norm and an injection of one's own imagination are always at the very least interesting to read about.

>First spoiler
That's pretty amazing

>Second spoiler
This is always downright godlike. Perfect with hellhounds, too.

>Third spoiler
I don't even know what this would entail, though.
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>>14612375
>>14612370
Rather than giving you the pleasure of her flaming hellhole mouth, or the sumptuous, if not infernal pleasures of her vagina she gives you a blowjob with her shoulder pauldrons, teasing you with the shark teeth being rubbed against your shaft, but never maiming or biting into you.

All while she keeps her golden eyes locked onto you. Monitoring your reaction. You will be brought to heel, and only then will she show you her Nephalem Dakimakura Collection that trumps Druella's own
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>>14612382
That's dumb. And you should feel bad.
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>>14612361
The factions do make it harder to look at as a simple fuck fantasy, but even without that the mind could wander into how MG-human interactions would work in the setting and it's not necessarily pretty unless you slather it in MAMONO MANA which generally seems to be exactly what happens. After a point suspension of disbelief gets to be pretty damn difficult, even with my dick out.
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>>14612388
Not every idea is a good one Anon. I've had worse.

Like Centaurs being muscle girls who raid and abduct human men from villages in order to try and woo them by showing them how amazingly useful and at the same time effeminate they can be.

Often times directly asking their chosen mate to 'Ride me like a bucking bronco' as a way to show their commitment to said marriage

Otherwise, standard horsepussy shenanigans. But this time the waifu is HUGE and unlike Centorea is actually fucking built to look like she's proportionate to her equine half instead of Twigs McGee With The Tits From The Slithery-Dee
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>>14608747
>but Hyphen needs to draw his Phoenix with some damn clothes on at some point.
I'm late for replying to this but I have already some time ago
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>>14612382
No. Just... No. I don't care what she wants, I'm sticking it in the flashlight vagina and pumping until it ovrflows. All while she laughs about how pitiful I am for forsaking my order for the touch of a demon while simultaneously teasing me with how good she knows she feels.
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>>14612403
Ahh, forgive my lack of hindsight then.
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>>14612391
I think the biggest problem is that there is no rational middle ground. You can either go the hugboxx route, or you get this somewhat grimdark monstrosity that KC vomited up. As you say, Mamono mana is a crutch meant to somehow cover up the less pleasant aspects.

The setting is a disaster. KC took a porn fantasy, tried to force some RPG-like story into it, and then realized how convoluted and insane it all is. If it's all about fucking beautiful women, why do I have to be worried about being burned alive at the stake?
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Oh yeah, Mono finished this.
Wife being wifely.
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Nureonago in a maid outfit > Shoggoth
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>>14612410
Congrats Gazerfag. You're a good man.

Is that a wedding ring?
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>>14612410
Cute. Would let her bake a nice dinner for me.
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>>14612406
"You claim to not be afraid, human. But you're lying to yourself."

"Deep down in places you don't like to talk about, we both know what your true fears are. Commitment, fatherhood. All of these things turn you from a gallant knight into that poor sobbing child from the burning village."

"Unfortunately for you, you still have uses for me. And you will be faithful, my husband."
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>>14612414
Yes, it is.
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>>14612407
Well I don't often post OCs here, partly because it's not MGE related and partly because it's all porn
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>>14612406
>>14612417
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>>14612417
>I will never have Diablo-sama console me after I've forsaken my vows as a paladin.
Guys my chest hurts all of a sudden and it feels like I can't breathe. Why am I crying?
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>>14612373
I found this while looking for the big bitty Hathor image.
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>>14612410
Oh man Mono is so fucking good.
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>>14612421
Is that a POV shot?
Doesn't matter, I'm going to need this on my desk
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>>14612373
>Hathor hasn't been drawn with super huge titties yet funnily enough.
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>>14612440
Not even a tsundairy at that point, just a complete shit.
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>>14610540
Get a job as a mortician?
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>>14612410
>you will never fuck a Gazers big ass while she's working the kitchen
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>>14611242
it is, anon
I'm nearing the end, make sure that you get all of your collectables before you leave an area though
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>>14612421
Gonna need a link to that then.
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>>14612410
Gazerguy, just how much do you love Gazer?
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>>14612449
Not big enough.
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>>14612410
I am so jealous of you Gazefag that my opinion of you has changed from "Committed to his work" to "I am extremely jealous of this guy"
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>>14612421
Please let us know when you plan to take requests.
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>>14612445
>>14612459
http://imgur.com/OYCocii,W6Aa0bC

Not truly POV as it's sideways, I did commission jiffic for an actual POV tho
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>>14612449
What I was looking for was this actually.

>>14612451
Well maybe if you'd stop oogling her ass she wouldn't be so buttmad at you for wanting milk.
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>>14612421
>Well I don't often post OCs here, partly because it's not MGE related and partly because it's all porn

These are the two dumbest excuses I've read tonight.
Who cares if it's not MGE related? This is the Monstergirl Thread, not the MGE Thread. More material from other places is always good, so long as that material isn't shit. (Here's a hint: your material just so happens to be "not shit" too.)
Secondly, have you spent ANY time here? You mustn't have, because you seem to think porn isn't posted here. Certainly direct image uploading of porn is against the rules, but that doesn't stop ever second hyperlink being posted here from being porn.

Now show me something lewd, goddamnit.
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>>14612449
It's a ice image, but those barely qualify as 'big' by Holst standards. I have plenty of cows in my folder bigger than that.
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>>14612076
I would be her new friend/servant/whatever she wishes to call me.
I would gladly let her live in my home and give her my bed to sleep in, as humble as it is compared to her mansion.
It would be quite a project explaining all of the "horseless carriages" and methods of instantaneous communication from a distance, though.
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>>14612476
Very nice, is there a place that has all his artwork?
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>deleted posts
Good to know the mods are still hugbox perpetuating, no fun allowed faggots
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>>14612433
>>14612435
I could attempt to write something. But right now I have too many ADD ideas floating around like Wonderland Caterpillar being a hookah smoking, corrupted Oomukade variant who's asiatic nature clashes with the Bong nature of the place and Something involving either Bacchus-sama or Satyros because I can write my actual waifus for fuck-all and ironically enough I did name drop Bacchus once already in a story. Sort of.
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>>14612458
Oh, are some of them missable? I already know about timed and exclusive quests.
Honestly, I have no idea if certain collectable items are entirely randomised within an area, or if there's some system that influences your odds of finding a certain kind.
There's a few background mechanics of the game which are still beyond me, really.
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>>14612463
Is "immeasurably' an acceptable answer?
>>14612474
Thank you?
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>>14612433
>You will never be a Demon's resolute captive
>Enduring her abuses and temptations day after day
>Waiting as her rage slowly subsides to cunfusion
>Thaen slowly to... cold it be called love?
>Standing by her side, watching as her facade slowly erodes
>Hoping for the day that she can choose redemption
That's a real paladin, fighting corruption not with bloodied steel and searing light, but iron will and boundless empathy.
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>>14612496
>Only deleted posts are some guy posting irrelevant war images and intentionally shitposting with /d/ stuff, and literal faggotry

Yo lemme get some of that salt on my fries.
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>>14612496
I don't see how any of those posts were worthwhile or "fun".
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>>14612475
I'm busy with a bunch of commissions right now, but I'll try to drawfag again once I have more free time. I do raffles and requests often on stream too.

>>14612492
http://imgur.com/a/QyVZk
On tumblr too, thundragon is my personal blog and hyphenanon is my fanart blog

>>14612478
Well it's more that many of my OCs are male and I don't want to only show up here once in a while and say "hey here's my OC eating 40 dicks bye"

pic related: a fluffy
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>>14612485
But anon she's scared and alone in this new time, surely you're not going to make her sleep in a strange new room by herself!
And she's probably going to be enthralled by all the advances humanity made in her absence.
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>>14612515
Ah, fair enough.
Cute fluffy too.
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>>14612506
>>14612513
Not that guy but Futa Werewolf was actually just a meme from the ancient days of MG shenanigans.

If anyone has played / know of those Dieselmine MG RPG games you probably know what I'm talking about.

That entire series is masochistic beyond compare and thorngina Alaraune is still terrifying as fuck.

Shivers just mentioning it.
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>>14612516
"Anon, just what is this 'pee-za'? And why do you insist on me eating it?"
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>>14612506
>>14612513
>unless it abides to my specific sense of humor it should be banned.
Congratulations for missing the entire point of this website
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>>14612531
Yes, yes, I know all that.
It might be fine on its own. But given what else they were posting, it's fairly clear they weren't just posting to have some laughs with the thread.
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>>14612515
Nice thanks.
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>>14612516
If she insists, I'll gladly sleep with her and keep her warm and company throughout the night!
Obviously, the first thing to do would to take her out to get modern clothes, or take her old ones to a tailor.
Can't imagine what she would say when seeing how the modern vampires act.
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>>14612546
all I said was that I was bisexual and that came about because I said I had no problem indulging in gayshit for a sugar momma MG

Sorry I want to see my sugar momma happy.
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>>14612543
How do you know it was banned, anon? Very often, posts are just deleted, and their posters left without even a warning.
And any post that ends with the phrase "knotted dog cock" probably wasn't aiming to avoid a shitstorm in the first place.

Either way, I doubt it's wise to throw such a fuss against a mod's/janitor's actions so openly.
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>>14612560
Whatever you do don't tell her about the twilight series.
Actually do it, she might go all batshit crazy and erase it from the face of the earth. [spoiker]
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>>14612499
Certain areas in a map give you higher chances to certain rare collectibles, but I'm saying this because you won't be able to get on the mechonis again after a certain part of the story. I made the mistake of missing some shit in sword valley, now I can't build up the LV.5 housing for colony six

Also timed quest are available until you pass a part of the story that changes that area of the people you get the quest from. Happy hunting anon.
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>>14612560
How WOULD modern vampires act? Are we talking edgy Hollywood behavior rather than high-handed class like she'd be useful, or something about them not being all secretive and whatnot?
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>>14612156
I don't see how that's true. For jiangshi getting them loose is something you have to routinely do for the rest of your life with her. And its not like zombies or wights lose their odd skin colors, red eyes, etc. As for yuki-onna we don't have anything translated about them getting warmer, and regardless they are still ice demi-elementals. Glacies still has a body of ice and ice powers, you can just touch her freely.

And again regardless, these are just a few profiles compared to the vast majority where the non-human aspects of their bodies remain unchanged.
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>>14612581
I was thinking more along the lines of the latter, with the old vampire calling them "unrefined ruffians ruining the vampire name", sort of like what most vampires think of vampire mosquitoes.

Of course, shit like the Twilight series would probably piss off any vampire.
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Anons:

I'd like to take a moment to remind you that these demons you call Mamono are sick, abominations that only seek to drag you into hedonism and corruption. The vermin are incapable of love, empathy, or joy. As a danger to our moral and just society, they must be crushed beneath humanities heel.

We must unite under the common banner of honor and the light. Please, take a few hours and visit your nearest Order recruiter.

This message brought to you by the Defender's of Humanity.
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>>14612595
This post got me thinking, what would happen if I showed a Dhamphir the Blade series?
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>>14612600
I wonder if the power of chastity can defeat all the demons.
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>>14612594
Pale skin and red eyes are not terribly monstrous.
>Glacies still has a body of ice and ice powers, you can just touch her freely.
A body of ice that feels exactly like a human's. And how do "ice powers" matter? Is a frost mage a monster girl?
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>>14612600
>Hedonism
Is that a problem?
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>>14612233
From World Guide 1 regarding the undead:

>In addition, the undead have a fourth strong >desire. It is an “attachment to life.” They >sense life when they cling to a beloved man >and feel the warmth of his body, when they >join with him, have sex with him, and are >pierced by his cock, and when mana is >poured into their body.

There is no sign that this ceases to be true even when their bodies are mended to the point that they can get pregnant. If they were identical to humans then there would be some mention of it. Instead it just refers to how their bodies are repaired until any damage from death is gone.
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>>14612617
>Liking hedonism
I bet you like pepsi too.
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>>14612600
Sure I can do that let me go call my mom first and tell her I'm joining. I'm calling my mother now and not my Demon General waifu so there's no need to be right next to me when I'm calling. Yup, totally not telling them the defenses to your headquarters that I've been secretly watching the past couple of months.
Just calling my mom. So don't worry, I won't betray you anon.
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>>14612569
>Either way, I doubt it's wise to throw such a fuss against a mod's/janitor's actions so openly.
Good god, what is this, Stalinist Russia?

The whole point of it is that yes, shits-n-giggles posts should have a limit, but by just swooping in and quashing those good humored posts and not the posts by the people who reach astronomical levels of butthurt is self destructive to the website. That's rewarding close-minded people who just want to be backseat moderators and to smite anything that sways outside of their hugbox. Obviously this isn't /b/, and we can't just have threads constantly derailed with bananaposting, but going and stomping all over general, harmless sillyness on an anonymous imageboard is dumb. Things like that and bans for nudity are illogical, bizzare and completely unacceptable. Especially because most mods don't seem to understand what porn is, or that it's harmless and inherently ingrained upon the culture of nearly every board.

They're kneejerk reactions, which is juvenile. Gotta learn how to laugh at the absurdity of something. Four posts and then dropping the joke isn't gonna kill you.
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>>14612620
Fuck Pepsi. But I'll happily take an orgy of wine, hearty food, and pelvis-bruising sex.
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Does Satyros wine taste like Chateau d'Yquem?
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>>14612620
>Pepsi
>Coke
>not having a glorious Dr. Pepper flavored Barometz to drink and cuddle
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>>14612600
I know all about you order types, crappy adventures if I say so myself.

I got one of your scouts, one soldier, and a Mage to travel with me once and it went poorly.

The scout got ambushed by werewolves and turned, the soldier put on some 'new armor' and had her head fall off before the cow girl fight, and the sorceress lasted just long enough to get bit by the vampire.

Honestly, sometimes I even regret putting in contracts with you guys.
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>>14612604
Top chuu. Kind of like a smaller scale of what happens when you show a vampire old school Dracula movies.
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>>14612623
It warms my heart seeing such a good, young man honor his mother. God-speed anon.
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>>14612636
>Dr. Pepper
>Over Coke
That's some prime time level of _shit taste
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>>14612641
>implying I will ever show my vampire waifu those old Dracula movies
Anon I don't want her to leave me for Christopher Lee
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How far would a yandere Shoggoth go to ensure you remain hers?
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>>14612649
Out.
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>>14612626
The spamming of military pictures among other faggotry wasn't viewed highly, get over it.
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>>14612657
>yandere
She can go all the way out the door and onto the street.
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>>14612600
Boooooring. I'm gonna go hang out with an alp.
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>>14612649
Official Barometz soda power rankings
1. Dr. Pepper
2.
3.
9001. everything else
Get rekt anon my Dr. Pepper waifu is the greatest!
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>>14612658
My man. My brother. Anon. Please
You cannot be having this level of shit taste
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>>14612649
Hey, I may prefer Coke, but Dr. Pepper has it's place. Don't give Coke drinkers bad rep like that so we can go back to hating Pepsi together.
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>>14612669
Not if I hang out with an alp first!
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>>14612409

>If it's all about fucking beautiful women, why >do I have to be worried about being burned >alive at the stake?

You don't? Monsters are pretty good about protecting their mates and attacks on monster-friendly lands are almost guaranteed failures (and if a threat ever actually does start killing monsters and their lovers in any real numbers then said threat becomes another Lescatie).

The fighting with the Order is largely limited and regional. There is no global war. In the Q and A KC even says the Order actually devotes more to dealing with other human realms than it does to fighting monster-friendly lands.

And any threat the Order does pose to your fantasy life is mitigated by the advantages of living with monster girls (freedom from most disease, easy access to healing magic for injuries, lack of starvation and so on).

Its safe to say the threat from the Order mainly exists to allow stories and scenarios where characters escape from harm after some exciting adventure, not to give excuses to have monster lovers burned at the stake.
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>>14612626
Hey, I agree with you. More often than not, I'll detest just how aggressively this thread overreacts with a lot of stuff.
Ignoring the bisexual reply chain thing, which I won't even begin to comment on, I didn't see much humour to be had in that war poster's comments, beyond what he might've been getting from posting shit just meant to incite sensitive people here.

I don't need to be with you or against you, but I'll say that no matter what you post, a small modicum of tact will always go a long way. It'll most likely make an intended joke much less shit, too.
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>>14612671
>>14612649
>>14612636
>tfw throwback dr peppers are a bitch to find

Oh what I'd give to have a monster with Greater Teleport.
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>>14612682
Too late anon I've already turned her into a stage 3 alp!
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>>14612689
Oh yeah? Well mine's a stage 4 alp, and she can fly and shoot lasers!
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>>14612682
Fine, I'll race you. Loser has to be next in line at buffalo wild wings.
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>>14612678
God Pepsi's a peice of shit
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>>14612694
>stage 4 alp
Is that some kind of ex-homo lilim or something? I have no idea if such a thing would be marvelous or horrifying.
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>>14612694
Oh yeah? Well my alp invented the Internet! So there!
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>>14612616
She's still going to have a beautiful body of ice, the non human portions smooth and hard to the touch like a sculpture. I fail to see how the appeal of the glacies is dependent on her being freezing cold to her lover's touch. Does the ignis cease to be appealing simply because her flames won't harm her mate?

Regardless, I seriously doubt the profile is saying the glacies absolutely can't make her man feel cold anymore. It just provides a way to enjoy sex with her and to literally warm her heart.
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>>14612687

I want to teach a wurm Magic just to see what happens
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>>14612704
Oh yeah, well my alp can destroy entire solar systems and was created in a lab and feels only hate anger and sadness and loves killing, blood, and five inch nails (the band)
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>>14612703
It's what happens when someone alps from running into a dark matter
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>>14612703

I'm guessing she travels back in time and makes her mom eat more vegetables, thus ensuring she'll be born as a girl and later become an ordinary succubus instead of an alp?
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>>14612697
>Buffalo Wild Wings
>not Hooters
Anon get some taste. Because those owl harpys are banging! And they make them wear G strings too so you can grope and fondle their asses the whole time they're taking your order!
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>>14612697
I wonder if this can become a sport in MGC, the first guy to fuck an alp into stage 3 wins.
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>>14612662
Well we know which party you are.

>>14612685
>a small modicum of tact will always go a long way. It'll most likely make an intended joke much less shit, too
Well yeah, of course. A joke you don't laugh at is like finding a worm inside of an apple
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>>14612715
What does she think about Kevin showing everyone her deviantart?
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>>14612715
I want to pat the head of an edgy alp and laugh heartily while calling her cute
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>>14612715
Oh yeah! Well my alp actually loves me!
Checkmate good sir.
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>>14612713
>the non human portions smooth and hard to the touch like a sculpture
Nope. MAMONO MANA makes those feel soft and warm too. Even though they're made of ice.
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>>14612721
>Anons have an Alp leveling race
>Every Alp in the city show up to their houses
>Alps engage in mass sissy fights to become the twink Anon pumps full of cum
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>>14612683
>Its safe to say the threat from the Order mainly exists to allow stories and scenarios where characters escape from harm after some exciting adventure, not to give excuses to have monster lovers burned at the stake.

Which, in a way, is both a good thing and the crux of the whole problem. It's nice that KC wants a setting with some potential for adventure, conflict and story. Unfortunately, he's just slapped on those aspects (The Order is probably the main meat of the problem, but it's by no means the only problem of its kind) with no actual thought about how they might mesh. It's just clashing themes, hastily thrown into what originally was just a series of standalone profiles about sexy monstergirls, in an attempt to try and make it look deeper.
Kind of like Skyrim. Both try to be deep and do a lot of different things, and as a result the final product is a mess of barely thought-out plots, riddled with bugs and with the depth of a fish pond.

I'm sure if KC created another world from the ground up, knowing what he wanted out of it from the get-go, then it'd be a much more "together" narrative overall.
You might ask why I'm putting so much autistic fervour into criticising a porn setting. The answer is because KC doesn't just want it to be a porn setting.
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>>14612727
>"You really think I'm cute?"
>"I mean, you should fear me! I'm evil incarnate!"
>"Just wait until I charge up and kill you with my ultimate move!"
>"Why are you patting my head? I'm going to kill you!"
>"I didn't say stop anon..."
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>>14612740
That doesn't sound ideal, I'd have to make sure every single one of them gets cummy tummies.
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I want to watch chubby alp senpai take her first, second, and third BBC all at once!
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>>14612751
So Chunni and dark, she's asking to get hugged in front of whatever minions she has
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>>14612755
But how will she handle all those programming schedules at once?
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>>14612751
>She wants to be hardcore, but Anon won't let her
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>>14612755
>chubby alp senpai
Hey now, I haven't seen that in a while
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>>14612755
>this is what alpfaggotry culminates to
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How do Yeti bras work? Can she show her bare snuggle lumps any time or does she need to shave her fur before tits are visible?
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>>14612733
Mamono mana keeps claws and horns from goring you, since monsters are constantly emitting it it provides a energy field that gently pushes back if something that could do serious damage during sex occurs. It doesn't change how something feels unless it gets in the way of sex.

And this kind of effect is only done for the sake of safety during sex anyway.
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>>14612578
Neat, thanks for the advice. I'm having a lot of fun with it right now.
Except for Reckless Godwin. Fuck Reckless Godwin.
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>>14612762
Multiple TVs? I still don't think that would work. I barely have the attention span to focus on one.
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>>14612754
>Attempting to cumflate a horde of gayboys to make them all stage 3
You are an ambitious man. Foolish, but ambitious.
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>>14612755
Why would she watch so much of the British Broadcasting channel? She'll get chubby from lazing around watching it and eating snacks.
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>>14612767
Given it has straps I assume she is wearing a actual bra, one that she just used her own fur for as a pad. So she should be able to remove it like any other piece of clothing.
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>>14612781
Don't worry, she'll burn a lot of energy shouting and raving about how shit the newest Sherlock episode was.
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>>14612683
But then why bother?

The issue is that to make the porn setting work KC has to (as you point out) make the monsters ridiculously over-powered to compensate. Hence, the MAMONO MANA thing. If you look at the setting critically, you notice that the porn and the RPG setting are completely in conflict with one another. They contradict each other so strongly that KC has to shoe-horn in a bunch of crutches to make it work. At the end of the day, the contradictions and problems make the setting pointless and silly.

In all honesty, if KC wants a setting this bad, he really outta just start over and sort it all out.
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>>14612600
>Order
Which order we talking about here? I've always been partial to the Teutonic Order myself.
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>>14612778
I imagine it'll be impossible without becoming an incubus. I might lose my mind in the process and be little more than a monster of bestial lust, but if it makes my stable happy...
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>>14612740
>Earpro is required to spectate because the KYAA levels reach a level that might otherwise cause permanent hearing damage
>The winners are usually muscle alps, because muscle alp
>They make the most feminine stage 3s regardless
Sasuga, /fit/.
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Reminder that the proper translation for the disposition of the dhampir was "honest" not "submissive." She's the cool, open-minded lady to contrast the tsundere vampire.
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>>14612771
Oh yeah that cunt, fuck him. I just skipped over him and killed him much later in the game. I'm curious though anon, what's your party look like right now?
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>>14612600

Would you kindly shut the hell up you deluded fool.
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>>14612761
>>14612763
>One day later at Chunni Alps house.
>Excuse me, "Lair of Do-No-Good."
>"Anon! Help me train for my next fight!"
"How? You're just playing Rapestation."
>"I told you! When I level up in the game, I level up in real life!"
"The only thing leveling up here is your belly from eating all of those snacks."
>"I told you! My evil aura has a hunger for them! They won't go to my belly or thighs because my aura takes in all the bad ingredients!"
"You're right it's not going to your belly or your thighs. It's going to your ass!"
>"Anon stop teasing me in front of General Scales!" (Her pet iguana)
>you look over at him and he just stares at you, blinking each eye one at a time
"Well he probably doesn't like you anyway for naming him that."
>"How do you know?!?!"
"Easy. I can communicate with animals."
>"I must learn this technique Anon!"
>"Will you teach me it please!"
"Okay fine but first to learn this technique you must be naked."
>"Eehh!!!"
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I want to tie a dullahan to a chair, take off her head, and set it on a shelf where it can watch me pour holst milk down her neck hole!

She gon git busty!
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>>14612818
>plump ass
>naked
>Chuuni Alp

If this continues I hope it ends in facesitting while she says "How do you like this, the power of my alptraum!"
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>>14611932
>"Hey mister, I'm a genie! Why don't you rub these and I'll make your wishes come true~!"
topkek
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>>14612818
I would love the hell out of a Chunni alp.
I want to tell her of the 99 cuddling techniques I know while leaving one secret 'just in case'
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>>14612787
Humans in the setting have been cosmic chew toys for their entire history, so I don't see where the contradiction is in making monsters so overpowered when the whole purpose of their creation was to wipe out entire human civilizations. Even when humans won in past cycles it wasn't because they actually beat back the monsters but because the monsters would start killing each other after their leader was slain.

With that in mind, what are all these contradictions you speak of? The setting has tons of flaws, but I don't see how the sheer power of the monsters' magic compared to the vast majority of humans is one of them. It gives incentive for humans to assimilate into one race with monsters, for them to improve each other in the process (humans giving the monsters more creativity and culture, monsters giving humanity power, health and longevity).
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>>14612823
I want a busty Dullahan
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>>14612818
Why can't you just use a Succubus instead of wasting it on another Alp?
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>>14612837
Well now you know how too make one, although I don't know if her heads reactions or the final results are better
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>>14612838
Because it's not the same!
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>>14612838
Why is there always one guy who says "Remove Alp and put a Succubus in instead"? It's an Alp, just accept that. Instead of bitching about people to change their greentexts, why don't you write succubus greentexts instead?
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>>14612801
Shulk, Sharla and Dunban in the party right now, and I'm ignoring Sharla's few offensive arts to focus on her healing and preservation arts.
Not really sure where to go with Dunban, since it seems like he can do a lot of stuff. Is he meant to be an evasive aggro drawer? I've been told that agility gems are godlike, so I've got a decent number slotted in on him and Shulk to avoid attacks.

That shark mermaid is damn cute, too.
We need more aquatic girls wearing sailor uniforms.
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>>14612845
So you won't fuck something unless it used to be a boy first.
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>>14612838
>wasting

I'm sorry you feel that way when someone writes about his waifu instead of yours.
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>>14612837
This busty enough, or are you looking for bigger?

And no, I don't have bigger.
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>>14612855
Does it just go down her neckhole onto the carpet?
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>>14612855
Yeah, that's just fine. Dullahan need more love.
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>>14612852
I'd pound succubus pussy just as quick as alp pussy, don't put words in my mouth.
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>>14612855
I'm going bigger and her head gets to watch.
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how about a kunoichi explaining the many uses of her tail?
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>>14612864
>don't put words in my mouth
With how Alpfags post, I don't think I needed to.
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>>14612850
Yes. Dunban is meant to draw aggro and dodge attacks by having as much speed and as little armor as possible. He's a high-risk, high-reward glass cannon. And agility in the game calculates evasion and your chance of changing predicted physical arts, so yeah, Agility gems are godly.

And I'm in the same boat, fuck Reckless Godwin. He was two-shotting an equal-level Reyn with basic attacks.
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>>14612850
Dunban is a bit more fun to play as, but that seems good and getting healing arts on sharla with two damage abilities is what I do.

Speaking of sharks I should get back to that shark girl story that I should be writing.
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>>14611932
This is too good not to continue. You'll think of some new gags to compile in the future, right?
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>>14612836
The contradictions are found in how the setting is written.

The obvious example is the antagonists. The Order is supposed to be the "villain" of the setting. While we disagree on how powerful the monsters should be, as you said, humanity has to band together to defeat the monsters. But ignoring power-level and all that talk, the fact is that the antagonist will never be realistically represented. They must be handicapped, bumbling idiots that fail at every conflict. Else, the porn-fantasy grinds to a halt.

The contradiction here is that you can't have a real and competent villain in a setting that revolves around sex and waifus. Either the antagonist is laughably weak, or the protagonist is stupidly OP, either directly or through things such as the MAMONO MANA.
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>>14612818
>"Why do I have to be naked anon!"
"It's part of the ritual! If you're not naked then you can't learn this technique."
>"Are you going to get naked too Anon?"
>"Because of this ends up like the lunchroom incident last year, I will literally kill you!"
"I have no reason to lie to you and besides, I think Gen. Scales will get me before you do!"
>"You're damn right he will! He is my fierce and loyal dragon! He will protect his master at all costs!"
>"Just turn around while I disrobe okay?"
"I have to use the bathroom anyway but when I come back I want you naked laying face down on your bed."
>"Okay, as long as you don't spank me again, last time I got so wet- I mean it hurt so badly."
"Right. I'll be back soon don't worry."
brb actually going to the bathroom lol
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>>14612878
lol
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>>14612866
I bet she can plug it into wall sockets and use it to charge up her Blade Mode meter.
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>>14612784
I'm gonna snap those tight bra straps on her and run away before I get hugged!
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I need more Monster Girls for my Monster Girl band!
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>>14612866
What would those uses be?
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>>14612818
I wanna show that plump chunni alp a way to recover her mana by intaking my spirit energy.
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>>14612878
>brb
>lol
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>>14612878
>Masochist
>Spankable ass
>Gullible

Jackpot.
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>>14612880
>>14612892
Yes yes I know. Go back to tumblr blah blah blah, you want me to finish my story or not?
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>>14612897
sure lol
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>>14612897
Nah.
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>>14612897
Disregard salt, write OC.
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>>14612897
>finish my story
While you're at it you should practice your 4chan
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>>14612890
>She can use it as a grappling hook
>she can use it to cut food up
>can be a weapon when she's unarmed
>can hold you at knife point while keeping her hands free.
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>>14612877
Ah, I see. But are they really meant to be villains? To me they are mostly just obstacles so the setting has a good supply of humans who don't accept monsters and who may try to stop other humans from being with monsters.

And given the clear liking for a vanilla corruption fetish the setting has, the Order also provides a source of humans who can have their values markedly changed via monsterization.
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>>14612887
Mermaids can be backup singers!
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>>14612920
An aquatic chorus? How lovely.
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>>14612887
I couldn't find you a drummer, but how about a hobgoblin with a lovely pair of bongos?
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>>14612924
I want a cancer to explain why it's better, down where it's wetter under the sea
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>>14612917
>To me they are mostly just obstacles so the setting has a good supply of humans who don't accept monsters and who may try to stop other humans from being with monsters.
Sounds a lot like a villain when you're expecting your reader to want to be with monsters, especially when the opposing party is more than willing to use what force they have, yes.

>the Order also provides a source of humans who can have their values markedly changed via monsterization
You don't need dudes in armor trying to disrupt your way of live to provide that, a more neutral party would work just fine.

What's really weird is that we DO hear about the order raiding the odd village and doing generally unkind things, but at the same time they can't even train their grunts not to be seduced the first time some monster tries to fuck them/doesn't try to kill them. It's weird.
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>>14612940
I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus's garden in the shade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jp_KELHLw4
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>>14612872
Nice, I'll make sure Dunban's loaded with agility gems at all times, then.
Worst part about Reckless Godwin is that I'm sure I can beat him with the right setup and strategy. But he has an AOE that is absolutely brutal, and uses so many arts that Shulk's getting visions every ten seconds.
I think I'll switch to playing Dunban and focus on his move that strips enemy buffs, since that seems to be a big problem.

>>14612873
Shark girl story? I'm intrigued.
Will it have affectionate nose bopping?
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>>14612940
While it might be wetter, it isn't necessarily better.
The deep depths of the ocean are creepy as shit.
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>>14612965
That's why you need a cute luminous sea slime to keep you safe down there.
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>>14612965
>The deep depths of the ocean are creepy as shit.
And thus perfect for fear boners! That light in the darkness, is it your savior or a predator?What just brushed against your junk? And why aren't you being crushed by the pressure?!

Oooooh, spook boner.
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>>14612912
>can hold you at knife point while keeping her hands free.
sounds a little kinky
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>>14612917
>villains
Was a poor choice of words. Antagonists is more accurate. The majority of the Order's forces are frightened but decent people. The real villains are the characters on either side that portray an extreme. Druella is a good MG example while the higher-up Order guys would be another. Think the Space Marines or something. Brutal, cruel, and completely unable to see past their hatred.
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You could be the clownfish to a yandere sea anemone.
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>>14612865
>Decide to torture your pettanko Dullahan GF
>You pop her brash head off and set it on the bed
>Her meek body is to timid to resist as you strap her to your chair
>Head demands to know what you're gonna do
>'Oh, just having a bit of fun.'
>Pull a flask out of your pocket
>'W-What's that?'
>'Oh, just a little potion I picked on the way home. It's a special growth formula with Hathor milk as a base.'
>It was also temporary, but you don't tell her that part
>'You wouldn't!'
>You set down the flask and carefully strip her body to its bra and panties
>Uncorking the flask, you tip the contents down her neck's throat
>The effects are almost immediate
>Her chest and thighs begin to swell up
>Her tits strain against her tiny bra before snapping it with force
>They still don't stop, swelling until they're a very generous G-cup, maybe even an H
>Her thighs become extremely thick, straining her panties to the breaking point
>The thong fades into her growing but until only the waistband is visible
>Her head is furious with you
>'Look what you've done! I look like a cow now!'
>'I'm not done yet.'
>You take some lotion from your desk
>Scooping some out with your fingers, you begin to slather it on her tits and thighs
>Her head begins to blush and pant a bit. The lotion is working
>'Nnnngh. It f-feels like I'm on fire. W-what'd you do?'
>'Just a little something to help you enjoy this.'
>'Enjoy WhaAAAAAAAHHHN!!!~'
>You take a breast in each hand and begin to vigorously knead the soft flesh in your hands
>Her head cries out as you pull, squeeze, and tweak her massive mammaries
>Eventually the cries fade to moans, and her body is quivering in your hands
>'J-Jerk. M-Making me look so g-gross and then t-teasing me. JuAaaaah! JUST GET IT OVER WITH!'
>You happily oblige her, standing up to remove your pants
>Your dick it throbbing with anticipation as you lean over her body
>You take her bountiful cleavage and push it tightly together
>Your cock pushes against her tits, parting them and sinking deep inside in one swift motion
>Her head cries out as if she'd just been penetrated for the first time
>'Ahhh! It feels so big and hot!'
>You revel in how greatt her tits feel against your cock for a second before you start to thrust
>Her tits feel so soft, and the lotio is heating them up very nicely
>It also acts as a perfect lube for her chest, letting you slide deep into her cleavage with abandon
>You balls slap against her tits as you pump into them like a beast
>Her small frame was never able to do this, so you were going to milk it for everything
>The lotion is making the titfuck just as good for her, too, as her head gasps and moans on the bed beside you
>Her face contorts into lewd bliss as she cries out, spurring you on
>You fuck her tits even harder, feeling your own end coming
>Unable to hold back anymore, you bury your cock in her soft mounds
>The first spurts of cum only bubble to the surface, but the final few shots erupt like a volcano from her cleavage, painting her tits pearly white
>You fall back on the floor, your stamina sapped
>You look back up at your work, reveling in the sight of her chest slathered in cum
>Her head finally gathers it's wits to speak up
>'S...S-Satified now?'
>You flash her a wily grin
>'Not just yet.'
>'Wha-?'
>Why... Why do you think I put the lotion on your... your legs? Now we move to the hotdogging!'
>'NOOOOOOOOO!'
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>>14612977
>And why aren't you being crushed by the pressure?!

And that's when Anon discovered that an aquatic slimegirl had already snuck her way inside his body, strengthening it against the pressure and allowing him to breathe with ease. Let's just hope she doesn't get any lewd ideas while occupying his entire body.
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>>14612950
One might presume the successful attacks are by a relative few hardened monster killers (compared to the many who never even see a monster in person before battle). Albeit the only fully successful raids we know about were done by the heroes and soldiers of Lescatie, and once their actions had created a fair number of monster orphans the Mamono Lord actually told Druella to take Lescatie over (the latter info was stated by KC but isn't in the book material itself).
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>>14612989
Dollarhams are lovely creatures.
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>>14612960
I'm still trying to figure out a whole lot of the things I think would be cool in that story. So I guess you could say I'm still thinking it all out.

>select all images with steaks
fuck you already have chicken, captacha
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>>14612989
You know how I work
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>>14613012
Indeed. A shame they don't attract as many of the artists around here.
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>>14613028
I want to see art of Peny's train molestation short.
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>>14612989
Oh my god, yes.
That's damn good stuff.
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>>14613002
So they have a few hardened soldiers and one city a lilim was unable to take out, yet we're expected to believe the monsters turtle up and ignore active threats because they don' wanna to hurt nobody. This despite being able to at the very least corrupt if they choose not to (easily) outright kill the bulk of the normal forces--who do still pose small individual threats--and lock the heroes worth anything inside Lescatie or, better yet, corrupt and convert the ones outside and storm the place. If the order is as overwhelmed as we're lead to believe outside of a few heroes they also should have gone guerrilla ages ago too.

None of that makes any sense from a tactical standpoint in the least. The order continues to be threatening-but-not-really despite the fact that the monsters realistically shouldn't have any problems just starving the poor bastards out once and for all. The level of pacifism displayed here is ridiculous despite the fact that the monsters are supposed to be both intelligent and frighteningly effective when they aren't fucking.
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>>14611932
>My legion is sent across the peninsula of Hispania, on our way to battle the fiend Pompey in the righteousness of Caesar
>Come across the wreckage of a ship surrounded by merwomen
>Ask them what has transpired and the fates of those the sea has claimed
>They proceed to flash me their chests and fiddle their fins, commanding myself jump into the water with their persons and engaging in unlawful conduct befitting a citizen of Rome
>Notice a boy has washed up a nearby shore, command my Lizardman/Salamander legionaries to assist the boy, as he wears the brave sigil of our glorious empire
>Some brave lad named Gaius Octavius, proclaiming to be a relative of the absolute godliness that is our lord Caesar
>The monster girls take a liking to him
>He appears noticeably uncomfortable, I quickly explain to him that these monster girls are fine warriors and dedicated citizens of the Roman Empire, honorbound by peerless virtue
>One of the Salamanders asks the child if he wishes to 'EssEss'
>I immediately ask her what 'Essessing' is, to which she motions her fingers in a suggestive way that makes the boy flinch in confusion
>The lizardwomen/salamanders can read the look on my face quite well and scramble at once back to work
>After nearly yanking the ear off the insolent legionary, we set sail for Hispania
>Only to notice our ship is not moving in open waters, despite the sails flowing
>Look off the port and notice a bloody Kraken has unlawfully taken hold of property that belongs to the Roman Empire, our ship
>Swing my Roman steel into the beast's chest
>She catches the blade with her sticky bosom and proceeds to felate it
>The nearest Lizardman immediately covers Octavius's impressionable eyes
>Legionnaire attempts to pry the Kraken off my sword, gets stuck on the Kraken in the process
>The Kraken starts making out with the Lizardman
>"S-Stop that! I'm a citizen of Rome! And I'm not gay!"
>"Straight girls are like spaghetti, straight until things get wet."
>Attempt to kick the Kraken off, but she grabs a hold of my cape
>"Hey, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?"
>"For the love of Minerva, don't finish that sentence-"
>"Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job~"
>Second legionnaire covers the boy's ears as well

If I didn't know any better, I'd sooner assume this was one of Mark Antony's poor attempts at humor. How any true citizen of Rome is supposed to accomplish anything with these degenerates around is beyond me.
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>>14613052
Unable to take out? Druella and her forces conquered Lescatie in a day.

As for guerrilla warfare, how would that be waged? Monsters are not easily killed, and actually being a threat is grounds for them to fight to kill as well.

If they're in a monster friendly region then any Order forces are at a extreme disadvantage as the whole population is against them (and its even worse for them if the region is a mamono realm). And in anti-monster regions monsters either live in disguise or keep to wilderness regions (where they have an inherent advantage against any humans who might seek to harm them).

Starve them out? The Order controls a substantial portion of the world (because most monsters don't want to actively conquer them). The monsters are largely content with leaving them be beyond some taking mates from them. It'd be different if the Order's attempts to attack monster realms were actually effective. They can afford to be pacifistic because they know the vast majority of humans are no major threat to them. Those they can't overpower safely tend to be just as vulnerable to seduction as other humans after all.

The monster's greatest asset perhaps is that KC's humans are designed by him to deep down all want what the monsters are offering.
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>>14611921
>pure white one-piece swimsuit
I'd post the relevant picture, but, y'know, blue board.
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>>14613093
I want a crew of soldierly monster girls to protect my innocence by any means necessary while containing their desires!
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>>14613099
Link it, Goddamn it!
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>>14612410
First naked towel, then naked apron...

Then maybe lab coat...
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>>14613099
Wait, I don't recall this picture. Do what >>14613101 says. Link it, Imgur it, whatever.
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>>14613052
>both intelligent and frighteningly effective
I'm under the impression that in terms of effectiveness, the majority aren't much better trained than humans. They really on their inherent strength to make up for a lack of any real skill. Sure, some are skilled warriors and generals. However, just as many are monsters looking for nothing more than a husband. Why would they care at all about training? Do you really think the average Holst is going to learn sword wielding?
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>>14612855
I demand more Monster Girls in negligee.

I should've pushed .less on that one picture, rather than let him continue to redraw them nude...
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>>14612989
Uncensored pls?

>>14613028
Shinra is one lucky crazy dude.
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>>14613101
>>14613104
If I say it's not of just an Anubis, would that jog any memories?
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>>14613110
Silk negligee?
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>>14613103
>First naked towel, then naked apron...
>Then maybe lab coat...
towel? Lab coat? Anon, you better explain, ym dick needs to know.
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>>14613117
Nope, but it doesn't make me want it any less.
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>>14613122
Well, I've got a very personal fetish for girls fresh out of the shower, bath, pool, whatever, wrapping a nice warm towel around their dripping bodies, creating something of a steamy effect...I prefer it wrapped around them, clinging to their every damp curve, but all the same I'm interested in one of Jabberwockfag's current in-production pics.

I think Lab Coat is more self-explanatory.
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Out of idle curiosity, and most definitely not because I may want to write more of a thing... How tall should a pygmy anubis be?
I was thinking around three and a half feet, because that's around waist high on an average guy, but still shorter than an eight or eleven year old, so it's easily differentiated from loli.
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>>14613110
I would kill to be Shinra for a day. Unfortunately, that would mean having to play babysitter/repairman to Shizuo, and that concept terrifies me.

http://imgur.com/C4oXuYJ
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>>14613130
Meant for >>14613113
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>>14613128
I think that's a reasonable height.

>>14613123
Kay.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1661946
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>>14612977
>Implying I would forget my pressure suit
Everything else is closer to the "fear" part of "fear boner", though. What if the Demon Lord missed something in the depths?

>>14612997
Now that shit is spooky. How'd she get in?
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>>14613130
>That perspective
I'm sorry, but this picture is leagues better than the imgur link
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>>14613128
That sounds right, she doesn't need a loli body type though.
The pygmies are smaller, not lolis.
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>>14613130
I once compared my best friend to Shizuo, saying that he's what he'd be like if he were an anime character. Funnily enough, he later wound up voicing him in an Abridged Series...

I think I could bear with the anime extreme for one day if it meant the potential of lewd stuff with Celty.

Also thanks for the uncensored.
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>>14613110
Sadly, most monsters forget about the appeal of lingerie and go straight from 'clothes' to 'naked for sex', if they even bother with that step.
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>>14613147
Well, KC at least has written several sections in his MGE Settings about MGs researching and acquiring clothing to appeal to their husbandos fetishes for such...

Sadly there is a lack of artwork depicting such.
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>>14613136
Nice. Can never go wrong with transparent clothes.

>>14613142
Oh yeah, definitely, that's why I was stating the differential. They'd have normal, adult proportions, but just smaller.
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>>14613153
I would love a pygmy wurm oh so much, she could wrap around my leg and nuzzle into my hip.

I would also enjoy the pelvis decimating fury of a dire wurm.
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I love this look so much. I love seeing my wife in so many wonderful outfits. I love her. Can't wait for the 14th.
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>>14613153
>Nice. Can never go wrong with transparent clothes.
Agreed, you really can't.

White swimsuits made translucent by moisture are fantastic. I'm also a fan of see-through negligee, like some posted earlier which were great...
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>>14613157
That hairdo is hella sexy.
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>>14613157
She looks like a whore. A high-class one, but a whore.

Not meaning to bully, she looks gorgeous all the same.
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>>14613094
>Druella and her forces conquered Lescatie in a day.
Not the version I remember encountering, but no matter; not having a stronghold just means the job is easier.
>how would that be waged?
Like guerrilla warfare. You pop out of the bushes, punch the monsters or at least their husbands full of holes or burn some things and bail before there's an effective response. "Muh natural prowess" doesn't mean too much when you're getting ganked by ten dudes with weapons no matter where you are, though doing so in a mamono real would mean the party gets wrecked before they even get to try so those would be mostly safe.

>The Order controls a substantial portion of the world
Wasn't it you arguing earlier that the order wasn't a threat because they DIDN'T control much land? Which is it? A small number of capable defenders leaves them open to counter attack regardless; if it's small you starve them and isolate the strongpoints, if it's large you wreak havoc to draw out the ones that matter in multiple directions and then take care of them. They could dismantle the entire apparatus and not have any village destroyers or annoying small family killers around but they don't, and why? They don't even need to kill the mooks, they can just seduce them before they get to become heroes and let the others age out while you keep an eye on them.

>humans are designed by him to deep down all want what the monsters are offering.
Yet there continue to be active threats, both great and small allowed to exist. Why?

>>14613109
There shouldn't be any trouble raising an effective monster force. You've got entire races that are martial shithouses, others with magic flowing out of their beautiful asses and many of the rest, if equipped and goaded into fighting (or capturing, more likely) would still be more than a match for their equally poorly trained--and infinitely more rapeable--counterparts. They could get husbands and stop their own from being killed at once. Two harpies, one bolt or something like that. The monsters could even go biological if they wanted and THAT would be something.
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>>14613093
>Chasing the coward Pompey Magnus across an ancient pile of ruins that seem like they lead into the underworld
>My legion gets attacked by the dread gorgon Medusa
>I command my loyal legionnaires into battle ready positions, shielding their eyes with from behind Scutums in an attempt to ward off the creature's paralyzing spells
>Our formation is unyieldingly awe inspiring and Medusa is forced to a stalemate, as she cannot spot a single weakness
> As the front line of defense prevents the gorgon from coming forth, our scouts polish their shields to a fine mirror-like finish, the plan being to paralyze the monster upon it seeing it's own reflection
>A lowly lizardman kneels next to me as I polish my own shield and attempts to get my attention
>"C-Centurion-senpai?"
>I glance in her direction and ask her what the problem seems to be
>She proceeds to ask, "Do you know why snakes don't have balls?"
>I stop my polishing and stare at her in the most deathly rigid manner I could possibly muster
>My silence brings nothing but the grimmest of tone, my eyes strike her like the gaze of Caesar's famed golden eagle itself
>It takes every fiber of her being to finish the joke
>"I..It's because they.. um.. It's because they can't dance!"
>A brief silence engulfs the legion as they all stare at the legionary whom thought it appropriate to share such a tasteless joke at such an inopportune time
>The tense air is nearly palpable, as the legionnaire awaits her punishment, her comrades waiting in anticipation as well, tails wagging
>I survey the scene, noticing how often I reprimand these creatures and it still does not yield results. So for once, I heave out a defeated sigh and nod
>"Yes fine, that was a good one."
>The lizardman's face lights up, as does her comrades whom all giggle fondly at the sight of my mercy
>They all begin chanting my name in glory and bashing their shields as their souls fill with vigor from being noticed by their senpai
>I feel as though I may have just made a terrible terrible mistake
>After the battle, I'm assaulted one after another by every single legionnaire with dirty jokes

The sooner somebody chops off Pompey's head, the further I will be from cutting off my own.
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The best clothes are the ones that turn clingy and transparent as your waifu begins to sweat.
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>>14613166
Isn't that all geishas really were?
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>>14613178
Mah nigga.
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>>14613178
Fucking give me a high five
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>>14613178
Indeed.

Bonus points if their skin is brown or black like a Hellhound's.
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>>14613033
Would any one ant more of that, in prose or something, or is it best to leave it as a once-off sort of thing?
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>>14613179
Geishas, not always.

But rather than a geisha, that's more the look of a high-class courtesan to me. You could still classify them as "Whores", but they'd often participate in high society in more than just a bedroom capacity with the nobles who hired them.

Geishas could oft become involved in such circles, but it wasn't entirely the norm.
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>>14613167
>You've got entire races
Of perhaps a few thousand combined. Many here forget that KC himself says the boss-tier MGs are incredibly rare. A monster army is going to be comprised of grunts led by raid bosses, and capable of little more than zerg rushes.

Meanwhile humanities's masses. Almost all of which could become skilled warriors given enough time and money.

But that's where that contradiction that we talked about earlier comes into play. The humans will never actually be as powerful as they should. The monsters are outnumbered, low on territory/resources, and would be outmatched against the combined might of a united humanity in full back-against-the-wall war mode.
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>>14613191
I want to be hired by a rich, matronly old monster girl to keep her company on a lonely night.
[spoiler}I want it to turn out to not be the bedding I thought it was but to just simply be sitting on the couch with her, a bowl of popcorn, and a few movies on the TV while under a blanket.
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>>14613179
No, you ignorant round eye.
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>>14613197
>low on territory/resources
Bullshit. They have nukes and their own dimensions, demon realms that constantly grow with no one having to do anything
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>>14613174
This is pretty fun I must say.
And this man's superiors were right to appoint him Centurion, he definitely has what it takes.
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>>14613186
I wouldn't mind seeing it in prose form, especially since that Dollarham was so lovey-dovey.
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What are some monsters that have yet to be done by KC?
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>>14613204
>own dimensions
Spirit realm. Generally speaking, it's not possible to bring physical things between realms.

>nukes
Yeah, the DL finally filled her energy bar and popped her ultimate once. Maybe she can energy bomb another city in a century or so.
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>>14613210
I could rewrite it into prose, but I was more thinking of writing a continuation. Or is that a bad idea?
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>>14613212
phoenix
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>>14613212
Pheonix
Hydra
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>>14613212
We'd be here all day if we listed potential monsters.

That's the beauty of MGE, so many things to draw inspiration from to add and make a Monster Girl. KC could work on it his whole life thanks to the formula.
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>>14613212
Rust Monsters
Bugbears
Fairy Dragons
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>>14613214
>Yeah, the DL finally filled her energy bar and popped her ultimate once. Maybe she can energy bomb another city in a century or so.
Talking about dark matter
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>>14613174
I hope you pastebin these.
>>14613215
I don't see how expanding the story would hurt it, so write at your leisure in that regard.
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>>14613212
Rusalka
Krampus
Nuckelavee
Manananggal
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>>14613214
to bring physical things between realms
Clarification: I meant the between the physical and spirit realm.

Also, I'm reasonably certain earth metals and other resources don't grow on trees in dark realms. There's more to an army than food and wood. Who's forging the armor and weapons? They certainly can't match human's industry even if they did have the resources. If they're devoting all their manpower, industry, and reources to warfare, who's maintaining their cities?
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>>14613209
Truly a paradigm of Roman heroics.
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>>14613221
>Bugbear
Oversized goblins with muscle that love to dom humans?
Would headpat
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>>14613225
>so write at your leisure in that regard.
Cool, just didn;t want to milk it per se
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>>14613224
I know that. How much energy do you think it takes to corrupt a city? Do you really think that much energy is abundant? If it's being used as a weapon, it's not being used by the DL to fix her other issues.

And who's to say humanity can't match her? We all know what happens when someone starts an arms race. City for city, humanity wins long before the DL will.

Point being, it's not something she can afford to use except as a lost resort.
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>>14613231
>to milk it
Hoho
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>>14613212
>Real Animals
Squirrel Girls
Deer Girls

>Real Fish
Angler Fish
Dolphin [And Dolphin Subspecies]
Shark [And Shark Subspecies]
Clown Fish

>Real Bugs
Orchid Mantis
Black Widow
Dragonfly

>Plants
Venus Fly Trap
Pitcher Plant
Rafflesia
Sunflower

>Dinosaurs
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Triceratops
Velociraptor

>Book Monsters
Dracula
Frankenstein's Monster
The rest of his Wonderland girls
The entire world of Oz

>Public Domain Movie Monsters
Giant Gila Monster
Audrey Jr.
Nosferatu

>Cryptids
Nessie
Bigfoot
Flatwoods Monster

>Abrahamic Creatures
Leviathan
Nachash
Behemoth
Ziz

>Mythological Monsters
Phoenix
Hydra


>Vague Concepts
Viking
Pirate
Warrior

Haven't even scratched the surface. There's just so many places KC can take it.
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>>14613212
I want to see Arch Alps and possibly Stage 3's get their own profile. Call them "Mara" or something.
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>>14613240
>Squirrel Girls
We needs it!
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>>14613240
>Viking
>Pirate
>Warrior
I can see one of these being undead.
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I want a fearsome, warrior succubus that is a terror to her enemies, dark queen of her own realm, and squeals like a little girl in love when I stroke her hair and tell her she did good.
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>>14613247
He did Pharaoh, maybe in MGE the high seas have ghost ships, with ghostly pirate girls, skeletal viking girls, all looking to pillage themselves some booty.

Pity the poor Shota who didn't join the crew and thought the desert would be safer. Those ara ara bandido gunslingers are still making him moan to this day.
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>>14613246

the things I would do to Makoto
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>>14613248
I want a stern, muscled warrior monstergirl that carries the glare that Space Jin draws his girls with to take on a maternal persona when doting on a young boy she likes.
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>>14613247
Einhinjar, warrior viking women who died in battle and have now risen as spirits to fight for x-warrior diety.

They're like ghostly salamanders but with blue eyes, blond hair, scars, and great stonking tits.
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>>14613240
>The entire world of Oz
I never knew how much I want this until you mentioned it.

KC please.
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>>14613251
>maybe in MGE the high seas have ghost ships, with ghostly pirate girls, skeletal viking girls, all looking to pillage themselves some booty.
Yes, I want this. They could even exist in the waters of large Undead Kingdom spirit realms.
>Pity the poor Shota who didn't join the crew and thought the desert would be safer.
I want to be that kid.
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>>14613254
I like Jin's girls but they make me fear for my viability to have children
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>>14613197
>boss-tier
I wasn't talking about the boss-tier monsters. Even a bunch of lizardmen and salamanders would both literally and figuratively rape the standard human forces as they've been described. Then you've got your mantii, your soldier beetles, your kunoichi, the list goes on. I mean shit, find yourself a lich and suddenly even the enemy's corpses can be turned against them. As I said earlier when your grunts are naturally at least somewhat>their grunts there's imbalance introduced even from the monsters that don't fight as a culture too. They CAN stand and fight or they can ambush or they can whip up some magical hellfire. They just don't, because reasons. When it comes to fighting the monsters seem to operate more like machines than the rational creatures we're told they are, actually, that's the only reason they wouldn't have dealt with this.

The order's grunts, after all this time, really should be capable of killing at least the low-tier monsters without falling to their knees in confusion as well. Real world soldier can be goaded into killing children with the right training and a bad experience or two, I fail to see how the same couldn't happen here. If that much were fixed humanity continuing to put up a worthwhile fight might be at least somewhat justified, but then the setting gets a lot more grimdark.
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>>14613255
This sounds excellent.
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>>14613247
>implying dolphins are fish
>even suggesting angler fish
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[An unmarried Cheshire has invaded your house...]
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>>14613267
Indeed, wouldn't you want to fight one until your body gives up only to wake up in a bed covered in animal pelts with her draped over you, a dopey smile on her face

>>14613271
Good for her, I'm rigging something up to find and fight a ghostly barbarian girl so I can dick her.
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>>14613271
I ask her how she got in here
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>>14613271
Whack her with a stick and spray the cat repellent, I already have a waifu.
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>>14613271
I'll leave out a cup of cream as a peace offering.

Little does she know it's secretly highly condensed Hathor Milk.

Hope she won't miss her figure.
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>>14613212
Banshee
Pooka
Onryo
Hannya
Llorona
Talos
Shinigami/Reaper
Tiamat
Bahamut
Viy

>>14613271
Good thing I have an extra bed
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>>14613271
out the window with you!
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>>14613271
I'd give her that milk concoction from that Jinko one-shot, so that way she'd just look like a muscular purple Jinko.
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>>14613271
Okay, just one question. This is important. Is she adorable?
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I am the terror that makes you fap in the night!
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>>14613271
Sneakily drink a few cups of Holstaurus milk, go to bed and loudly say something to the effect of "I hope no-one sneaks into my bed and sucks my dick without my consent."
Then pretend I'm asleep so I can catch her and fuck her mouth until my cum starts leaking from her mouth.
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>>14613266
>only reason they wouldn't have dealt with this
You don't seem to understand. The reason they can't win (currently) is that for every one monster there's 10 if not more humans. And most of those monsters are low-tier. The amount of monsters capable of whipping a decent soldier is a tiny fraction of humanities population.

And like I said, this setting is a few super-weapons short of a bad ending. There is no reason why humanity would have their own, and they only need a couple.

Anywho, I'm done with this topic. It's getting a bit silly now.
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>>14613292
Oh fuck that looks very high up.
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>>14613285
>Muscular faggotcat
Why. Why would you do that to us?
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>>14613292
>No bangs over the eyes

Would paralyze from the waist down in front of her dad.
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>>14613271
Is this like those messages in Dungeon Keeper?

Can I expect to have more Onis from my portal if I build a decently sized Sake Distillery?
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>>14613292
>"Oh fuck I dropped my shoe!"
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>>14613212
Emu Harpies
>>14613300
>not wanting a smug, tall and muscular, busty catgirl that purrs when you rub her muscles
>not wanting her to warp to you and press your face into her massive breasts with a strong muscled paw
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>>14613286
58% adorable, 27% purple, 10 insolent and 5% scratchy.
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>>14613315
Perfect. Time to breed.
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>>14613315
>27% purple
So is there a grape after taste, then?
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>>14613271
90% sure I'm going to get a face full of cat butt soon.
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>>14613326
>grape
>not wanting the glorious taste of purple
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>>14613327
Good.
I mean, you do eat ass, right?
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>>14613336
Well sure, but knowing there's an unmarried Cheshire somewhere in my house, giggling in the dark frightens me.

I could be smothered in lavender-scented cat pussy at anytime, I can only wait.
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>>14613347
Why would you wait for that when you could be out provoking it? You call yourself a man?
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>>14613334
Go away Lulu.
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>>14613313
Damnit anon.
That's another one for the sketch list.
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>>14613347
I want to get woken up by a fat lavender cat ass sitting on my face.
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>>14613303
Dank Souls.
>mfw they only used to place MGs as bosses behind fog barriers, so one always knew what's waiting in there and prepare to avoid raep-rekt
>Lilim dimension master releases that latest reality patch
>mamono now enter practically every location as invaders
>no safe areas, no items/spells for temporary block, no age or class restrictions for lonely defenseless healers or literal boys, nothing
>being 'cursed' is now losing virginity, and full incubization becomes world's Hollowness, fate considered worse than death thanks to sheer panic and stress over the insane difficulty
>not a single achieved wizardhood anywhere forthe past decade
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Preview, finished version of this and uncensored version should be finished later today!

>>14613163
I agree, I love seeing Monster Girls in different hairstyles too.
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>>14613378
I wish my Jabberwock onee-san wouldn't walk around the house like this.
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>>14613397
I wish my Jabberwock onee-san would. Instead she just watches tv like a neet.
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>>14613374
I want my Cheshire wife to sit on my face and ask "Does this make my ass look fat?"
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>>14613412
What would happen if you nervously told her no?
Would she start grinding against your face to "give you a better view"?
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Dragons in business suits!

Dragons taking off business suits!
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>>14613431
Why take them off?
Hike the skirt up, tear the pantyhose, pull the panties to the side and jam it in.
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You wouldn't a Neko-Onna would you?

I mean she is basically an evil overlord of ice trying to take over a country.
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>>14613449
Wouldn't it be Yuki-Neko? You're getting rid of the snow part of snow woman.
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>>14613444
>Why take them off?
I'm fond of the idea of a dragon stripping a fair amount of fitting but sluttily so clothing, looking at me the entire time with a look that screams she's going to do terrible (read: absolutely wonderful) things to me and there's not a damn thing I can do to stop her. As if I would.

I might ask her to leave the nylons on though.
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Goodnight anons.

Dream of cuddling your waifu(s) and encouraging frightened Order soldiers to give up their fear and hate.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, just sit back, relax, and remember any girl around you could secretly be a doppelganger in disguise.
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>>14613527
What if I'M the doppelganger and I was hypnotized to think I was the real thng?
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>>14613539
Do you have tits and a vagina?
If no then you don't need to worry.
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>>14613539
Well then that just means any girl (or boy!) around you could be a mindflayer or a hypnotist. All of them could be. Or you could be a mindflayer that flayed yourself into thinking you WEREN'T a mindflayer.

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
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Gimme your muses. I'll return them with one hole intact per girl.
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>>14613562
No thanks, I need her to whip me into doing something.
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>>14613586
But I just need like 5k words done, don't be stingy.
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>>14613592
Well, I need more than 7k words. So no.
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>>14613599
Cheapskate. No cheeses for meeces!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jzsKJvWiEI
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>>14613610
>No cheeses for meeces!
Too far man.
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>>14613212
basilisk
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There's too many posts to go through today so I'm not going to bother. Stop being so active when I'm at work/sleeping.
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Awkward seduction is the best.
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>>14611810
>>14611932
>>14613093
>>14613174

>Romans find MGs
>don't have MASSIVE orgies

Historical records and the behaviour of modern Italians suggest your Romans are not very Roman, anon.
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>>14613690
Flustered monstergirls are cute.
Especially ones with big tits.
Flustered monstergirls get fucked roughly and lovingly until they're ahegaoing.
Then cuddles afterwards.
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>>14610412
>monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:413186
it doesnt say where to post your story or how to get in the raffle though.

fucking weird
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>>14612410
>lowres.png
From one Gazer lover to another, please post highres.png
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>>14613755
How would a gazer feel about a man with heterochromic eyes?
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>>14613784
Mad jelly
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>>14613784
She'd call him a special snowflake gary stu and tell him to stick his turgid tallywacker up the gates of ther Babylon.
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>>14613784
She'd probably be fascinated and use her eye stalks to stare into his eyes.
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>>14613718
Centurions were usually very course and strict, as opposed to commoners and bored wealthy families.
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>>14613174
Fucking God! I'm loving this!
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Question

Is Spooky Ougi classified as a monster girl?
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>>14613834
I don't know what an ougi is.
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>>14613834
Of course, half the girls from the series are monster girls.
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>>14613834
Well she isn't human
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>>14613835
Ougi's are best known for being spooky.
Now you know.
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>>14613844
And knowing is half the battle!
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>>14613834
Please go back to your Monogatari threads on /a/
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What monstergirl would be best for rough blowjobs?
Specifically ones where they wrap your arms around your hips and keep sucking even after you cum.
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>>14613864
INININININNININNIN~
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>>14613864
Literally the Ghoul profile
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>>14613865
I want to tickle a vamp mosquito.
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>>14613864
I too like my balls to be deflated.
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I have you now, my pretty.
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>>14613907
Nice! Now do one with a Girtablilu or Oomukade.
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>>14613908
I didn't make that you dumb-dumb. I'd love to see those too, though.
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>>14613911
I know. I was hoping the someone will. Let add a Mantis to the mix.
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>>14613923
>Shibari Mantis
You know that it'd have to be thoroughly and absolutely willing in her case. And that just makes it all the better.
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>Absolutely love undead types, especially Lich
>Terrified of any kind of horror to the point I'll refuse to watch it
A Lich would find it completely irrational that I like her, wouldn't she?
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>>14613941
The things I'd do to delicious feet of a defenseless, restrained Mantis.
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>>14613944
Lich understands that the heart is not reasonable. Whenever she's confused, she consults Doctor Wurm, an expert on hearts.
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>>14613718

Actually, that'd just be the wealthy Patricians, common Romans were incredibly prudish and the Legions were specifically renowned for their ridiculous, machine-like discipline.
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>>14613944
I dunno, I think it's fairly reasonable.

I mean, I can't stand horror. Torture porn, slasher flicks? Make me squeamish. Stuff that actually sets up a good atmosphere? Leaves me a nervous wreck looking over my shoulder for god knows how long. And onryo? I've got a childhood trauma from watching The Ring and thus have an irrational fear of the bloody stringy-haired ghost girls.

But undead? Zombies, ghouls, vampires and the like? I just...don't find them scary. Sure I might wince at some of the gorier flicks or scenes, but in general, nothin'. So my point is, I don't think there's anything intrinsically "Scary" about a Lich that would cause her to think you odd for liking her, and disliking horror.

But then, maybe that's just me.
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>>14613962
>irrational fear of the bloody stringy-haired ghost girls
Boogieoogiewoogie!
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>>14613963
I'm not clicking that. I don't know what it is, but I'm not clicking it.

It could be one of those moe renditions of Sadako and I still wouldn't click it.
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>>14613718

>Vorenus recruits MG's
>He keeps things professional and tries to instill discipline in the ranks
>No Pullo to get them all pregnant

I don't believe it either
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>>14613968
>one of those moe renditions of Sadako
That's what it is, and she's going to show you the dance of her people.
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>>14613941
Or you could sheath her blades.
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Slimes love bass.
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>>14613986
>have dildo-shaped bass speaker
>insert into slime pussy
>???
>completely liquefied slime.
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>>14613986
>I love the sexy jiggle of a lady slime
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>>14613996
Now what, harlot Lamias?
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>>14613722
>big ass enter here button
this is a totally crazy and random guess but maybe you should try pressing that
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What would a wet Hinezumi smell like?
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>>14614034
Bloody terrible, that's what. Wouldn't want one anywhere near me.
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>>14614035
Don't worry. She will be dry in a few seconds.

>>14614034
Steam?
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>>14614034
Have you ever microwaved a small, wet mammal? It would smell like that.
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>>14614051
>Have you ever microwaved a small, wet mammal?
I have never been that psychopathic/hungry before.
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>>14614051
>Have you ever microwaved a small, wet mammal?
Seriously?
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>>14614136
No, ironically
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>>14613228
Mamono realms have quite a few useful metals, and monsters are quite capable of forging and even making allows. Some races outright specialize in such things, like cyclops. Not to mention many monsters are perfectly on par with armed humans even with no weapons of their own.

If anything, easy access to magic, especially that of powerful earth elementals (monsterized ones can produce fission bodies to aloow them to work on things without even leaving their husband's side), makes mining and construction/maintenance easier.

Heck the monster's ability to build and maintain cities should be obvious. The Mamono Lord's fortress is stated to exceed in size and scale anything humans have ever built in their world. The monster's strength and magic mean they can accomplish things much more quickly, so they don't have to devote a lot of time to work like that.
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>>14614131
>>14614136
What, you eat them cold? That's weird, man.
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>>14613233
Mamono mana feeds on human mana, the energy source is readily available. Not to mention simply having sex is enough to spread mamono realms at a slow and steady pace.

And its not just dark matters that can create mamono realms rapidly. Any elemental that reaches the dark elemental stage can, as can pharaohs, apophis, khepri kings, and large numbers of monsters in one place in general.

The Mamono Lord has a thousand years of experience and power that (with her husband) beat the Chief God long ago. The greatest power source the Order has is the blessings of the crippled Chief God, power that the monsters are quite capable of overcoming or seducing to their side.

There is no sign humans have any source of power that they could use to have a effective arms race against monsters, especially when anything the humans develop the monsters are capable of developing or taking for themselves.
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http://exhentai.org/g/893965/6c70bc21d5/

Rejoice.
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>>14613233
Oh, and let's not forget to mention that monsters also have ever-increasing numbers of humans who ally with them.

Indeed, keeping their influence on human countries seem to be what the Order has to spend most of its resources on, judging by KC's words regarding the scale of the conflict with the monsters.

>Seems like the war is basically just one part >on a rather small scale. Most of the order >states are more occupied with things >regarding other human states.

Given monsters largely keep to themselves (beyond seducing mostly commoners that the Order wouldn't miss anyway) it stands to reason a big reason the Order goes after them even as much as it does is because the Chief God and her angels keep telling them to.
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>>14614182
God dammit, why is it in Chinese? Literally nobody speaks Chinese.
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I want to trick newly arrived monstergirls who can't read english into thinking the local pet store is a deli
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>>14614182
I wish this page was clearer
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>>14614188
Chinks always translate and upload the doujin without also uploading the raw.

Chinese file sharing culture tends to be pretty awful, they also buy doujin games and upload them behind chinese captcha protected log ins to stop people from other countries playing them.
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>>14614191
Well I want to take Anubis-senpai to Hattori's for some dumplings.
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>>14614198
>Chinese file sharing culture tends to be pretty awful
I remember reading about how shitty they were to each other and everyone else. If you're not in the "in" circle then you get nothing.

Being Chinese must truly be a shit life if that is any reflection on how they treat each other.
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>>14614202
That too, it's a very "fuck you I got mine" culture as opposed to western uploads which are more about sharing with as many people as possible.
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>>14614182
Damn that cheshire kiss was hot... she's so quick and random and hard to keep up with.
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>>14614205
You have got to be joking.
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>>14614182
Predictably dull.
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>>14613755
Wife is higher resolution.
http://a.pomf.cat/thsrdi.png
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>>14614182
Seems to have a slightly dark ending. he never made it out alive and I think he became a living dildo.
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there should be more mindflayers
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>>14614237
There should be more tentacle girls in general.
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>>14614237
There will be if I ever get around to that sci-fi story.
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>>14614237
No, there should be way less.
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>>14613254
>That glare
It's almost strong enough to make me rethink putting kuudere above mayadere...Almost. But by god is it a sight to behold
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>>14614249
There should be more tentacles up your ass.
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>>14614182
Gotta admit, I somewhat share that anon's thoughts from earlier who was disappointed with it not being Cheshire-only.

Looking at this just feels like it could be a so much better vanilla love story, with the man and Cheshire simply getting along through a fair bit of dialogue and some more-than-a-page sex scenes. Generally, more character development of the two >inb4 doujin and slower pace would be nicer. The thing just looks rushed and crowded as it is.

I dunno, probably it's because of skimming the pages instead of reading and TL would make a difference, but I'll hope his Wilmarina thing or whatever would be more character (and detailed sex) -based.

On the other hand, we got many girls and a glimpse at various bizarre Wonderland situations. Probably that was the intention, to sorta introduce/advertise MGE with his first doujin.

>>14614188
Yeah, kinda strange to get a TL even before the original was posted, too.
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>>14614263
You know a thing or two about things being in asses, I see.
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>>14614269
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>>14614226
Nah, he went "mad" and lived like the other denizens of Wonderland. Living dildo makes it sound like he couldn't think or do anything but have sex, when the doujin clearly shows various men doing other things (though it all leads to sex).
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>>14614300
KC pls go
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>>14614266
It certainly captured the hectic, crazy atmosphere of Wonderland. I'd say that was the intention more than a serious character study or long sex scenes.
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I want to fuck a loli Living Doll's onaholepussy!
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>>14614213
You are a good person and I wish you a lifetime of happiness together.
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>>14614202
Chinks really are an always chaotic evil race. They're like FR drow in real life.

>>14614177
Humans have heroes that aren't powered by the Chief God, don't they? Too bad every hero im Lescartie was a girl with massive insecurities that were easy to exploit, what the Order really needs is some dedicated kebab remover wizards.
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How many daughterus is the right number of daughterus /mgt/?
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>>14614342
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>>14614328
There are heroes who aren't blessed by the Chief God, but we have no sign they are any more resistant to the monster's wiles than other heroes. They are presumably rarer as well, it takes more time to gain that power through sheer training than it is via a divine power-up.
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>>14614348
How would you take care of them all anon? You're only one nigga with a finite amount of time, how do you plan to make all your daughterus feel loved and fulfilled?
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>>14614342
I want 3.
3 sounds good.
One, and then a few years later two more.
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>>14614342
Two. No more, no less.

One is just cruel while anything more than two gets expensive.
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>>14614351
What we are planning is not petty family idling anon.
What we are planning is conquest of the universe through breaking it's very fabric.
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>>14614342
I honestly don't know.

1 is good because you can completely devote yourself to her.

2 Is nice because you'll get to see all the cute sibling stuff they do, and they'll be there for each other after you're gone.

3 is decent too, but at that point I think I'd have a hard time keeping up at times.
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>>14614370
Who is going to care for them though? If you truly want infinity daughterus then all you're going to be doing is fucking a massive harem to keep up.
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>>14614342
Two.
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>>14613093
>made more while I was away
fucking yes!
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>>14613174
In case you weren't already, I've been putting these in a pastebin for you.
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Dear diary,
The mistress threw a small tea party to celebrate my first day of work. It was very flattering and the cake was delicious, but something was odd about the way her husband, my new master, kept covering his face and sniffling loudly. At first I thought he might have had a cold, but later on I noticed that the handkerchief he used had been mine, I saw my initials on it. Obviously he'd ended up with it by mistake, but how? I couldn't have dropped it, it had been in my bag, which had been in my room the entire time. Could the master have gone there and stolen it? For what purpose? It's not like a wealthy man like him would need to steal a hankie.
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I want to be the teacher in charge of the Bondage Club at the local monstergirl-only elementary/middle school!
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>>14614415
Detective anon, please come back.

We need you.
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>>14614415
I want to be that man.
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>>14614342
10.
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What do I do about this Kiki, anons? She knocks on my door every day and calls my house dirty, then asks if I need a maid.

My house isn't dirty, it's just organized clutter!
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>>14614439
She's flirting with you anon, accept her love!
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>>14614454
>Talking shit about my organization methods
>Flirting
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>>14614439
Turn the tables on her, anon.
When she asks if you need a maid, ask if she needs her ass fucked in public. Either she leaves you alone or you get to fuck her in the butt.
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>>14614454
She's messing with my flow, I don't like change! I know exactly where everything is right now, and everything is super convenient! Having to go get things out and find things just seems so inconvenient.
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>>14614478
Two sufferers of OCD. This should prove to be interesting.
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>>14614476
But fucking in public isn't my fetish, anon! My fetish is tying girls up and making them wear lewd, unusual-feeling outfits!
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>>14614489
It's not OCD anon, it's just laziness and stubbornness. I'm perfectly comfortable in my ways though, who does this Kiki think she is?
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>>14614491
It doesn't matter if it's your fetish or not, it's a litmus test of her resolve.
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>>14614503
What happens if I fuck her in the butt in public though? If I do that it just seems like she'll be around even more.
I don't even know her favorite color or anything!
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>>14614034
God damn, just look at the way that fabric clings to her between the legs. Barb is an art wizard.
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>>14613970

Well, assuming that actually IS Vorenus, that could make the whole Niobe affair a lot more interesting...
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>>14613212
Hitler.
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>>14614034
Barb is getting better. he was good before, but goddamn.
Barb jinko when?
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>>14614034
A lot of nice details on this one, the white fur (turned from red to white by the water), the meek, adorable expression, the rising steam from the extinguished flames, etc. The artist's faces are definitely improving as well.
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I want to strap my Kobold daughteru to her bed with a segufix and then tickle-torture her with my waifu!
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I want a chubby, scarlet macaw colored kiki!
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>>14614556
Why is it that you and Serial Sniffer keep turning up lately?
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>>14614563
I've been here for a long time anon. If you count the time I've been here without posting about my Kobold daughteru then it's a whole lot longer.
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>>14613212
Ones Kenkou has mentioned he plans to do but haven't yet include:

>Ratatoskr
>Nidhogg
>Fenrir
>Quetzalcoatl
>Tezcatlipoca
>Fire drake
>Frost dragon
>Black dragon
>A mature-looking relative of the witch
>Bunyip
>Yowie
>Automaton
>Banshee
>Red cap

I am especially keen to see a quetzalcoatl.
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Are you man enough to beat Gazer at staring contest?

Fuck, I didn't know gazerfag commissioned even from the finnish touhou guy
That gazerfag is really dedicated
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>>14614512
Just shut up and fuck your new maid.
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>>14614566
I meant with your Kobold-daughteru posts.
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>>14614548
>Barb's level of detail with abs
Yes please.
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>>14614587
How many pics do you have in total, gazerfag?
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>>14614184
It's funny that you miss the point entirely. The problem with these arguments is that you get people who confuse defending the monsters with defending the writing. Each point you made while possibly (and I don't necessarily agree) boils down to... because.

The monster realms provide an unusual amount of resources... because.

The monsters are ridiculously strong, and manage to outclass humans in every way... because.

The humans don't have some kind of super weapon/spell of their own... because.

We're not arguing who would win. We're discussing KC's poor writing ability in making a conflict that's so one-sided it's just hilariously bad and unnecessary. You can't give me a single rational argument why humans can't at least be on equal footing except in perhaps brute strength (demons are just traditional strong in most fantasy).

This all gets back to my original point. Humanity can't match the monsters only because that would contradict the original point of the setting: a porn fantasy.
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>>14614592
I'm not exactly sure. I was still doing them when the old archives were still around, because I'm fairly certain Warosu didn't store some of the earlier ones.
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>>14614608
>possibly accurate
Now I gotta get to class. This conversation really should be dropped for a few days.
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If you give me the drive to write, I'll give you charms in trade!
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>>14614617
They say that if you write a total of 3,000,000 words about your waifu she'll become real.
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>>14613370
Bless you.
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Hello Anons,
This is your friendly neighborhood monster/human cooperation specialist here reminding you to report signs of M-COM and their supervisors to your local authorities.
They are dangerous, erratic, and don't believe in cuddling afterwards.

All tips that lead to successful captures/encounters will be rewarded with a nice stipend and a wife for those who have yet to marry.

Thank you and have a nice day.
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>>14614633
I caught one, what do you want to do with it?
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>>14613690
Do you have an uncensored version by chance?
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>>14614636
Install teeny-tiny wrist and ankle cuffs in your wall and keep it there as a trophy.
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>>14614642
That sounds mean. I think I'll just keep her around by bribing her with more honey, syrup, peanut butter, chocolates and mustard.
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>>14614636
Good man!
You show initiative!

The process is simple, you hand her over to us for a brief tatooing to mark her as a former M-COM member and then one of two things happen.

If you are interested in keeping such a vile terrorist then she'll be assigned to your home and made into your wife if she doesn't already have a husband.

If she has a husband or you don't want her then she'll be taken to our ultra max security funtime prison where she will be re-educated before being released out into the world.

Expect your check in the mail.
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>>14614646
At least put her in a little glass box or a jar so you can put her on display somewhere.
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>>14614642
>>14614648
This is suspicious. I don't think this operation is on the level, guys.
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>>14614648
>kidnapping and brainwashing peoples' waifus
UN-ACCEPTABLE!
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When First Contact happens, will you fight for the elite like a good goy?
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This cat is pretty cute.
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>>14614657
Please, we are a government backed entity with three months of solid service!

>>14614658
It's not brainwashing, it's education!
Here they learn the proper ways to cuddle after coitus, cuddle after dinner, or cuddle in general.

Our highly trained staff of Yeti's are ready to help all who don't appreciate it.

>>14614662
Please, everyone knows that the First Contact War ended soon after it began when the US president declared that the Monster Girls welcome due to their fidelity and the hard work they put in at home and at work.
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>>14614633
you know, when I asked my brothers wife where she got her scars she mentioned something about M-COM. said it was a secret. I think she got it from one of them, that would explain the weapon stash in her basement.

why don't you go ask her?
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>>14614342
1-3
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>>14614674
Thank you Anon, we will inquire about them right away.

As always, we appreciate the hard work our citizens put in so we shall reward you a small sum should it turn out to lead to something bigger.
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>>14614587
Yeah, I believe posted both versions here when I got them.
>>14614599
Counting alternate versions and such, a bit over 130 that I've gotten myself. Which is over half the pictures of her total, now.
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>>14614608
My only problem with your arguments is that you seem to be ignoring the explanations given and acting like they don't exist rather than saying why the explanations are crap. For instance:

>The monster realms provide an unusual amount of resources... because.

Because they are overflowing with life energy from the monsters, especially the elementals who can enrich the world around them to degrees far exceeding what a non monsterized elemental can do.

>The monsters are ridiculously strong, and manage to outclass humans in every way... because.

Because the very foundation of reality in KC's world is that the monsters were created by the gods to be superior to humans. It is written into the very fabric of their being. That any humans at all can match up to them is impressive.

>The humans don't have some kind of super weapon/spell of their own... because.

Because the setting gives no source for this power. Human magic comes from human mana, which monsters eat. The more powerful the magic a human uses the more powerful a monster that overcomes them can become. As for technology, it is largely medieval so there are no super weapons independent of magic. We are told gunpowder and such exists so humans could potentially develop some pretty strong bombs and such but not super weapons, at least not using just those things. And if they did then monsters and human allies could do the same.
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>>14614662
No, I'll fight for my country and brothers-in-arms.
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>>14614697
So you'll kill waifus and eventually die for the elite, gotcha. Good goy.
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>>14614690
KC can give all the reasons he wants. But when looking at the setting objectively its clear that his reasons exist only as a crutch. The monsters are written as they are simply because the setting wouldn't work off they weren't. Stop looking at what is written and ask why its written that way.
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>>14614556
We need more kinky people like this.
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>>14613968
YELLOW.
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>>14614743
I'm glad you think so anon.
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>>14614740
I'm a bit unsure of what your point is. I mean of course they are written that way because the setting wouldn't work if they weren't, isn't that true of any setting in any fictional media?
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>>14614182
http://exhentai.org/s/4f3fa0c07e/893965-18
Well this page pretty much instantly proved the "monster girls never use their monster parts" guys wrong.
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>>14614760
>Cheshire fluffy pawjob by KC himself
god bless that man
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>>14614182
>It's up
きたあああああああああああ!
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>>14614760
Not the first time KC has released a pawjob image either, problem is that those types always move the goalposts.
>"I-it wouldn't feel good so it doesn't count"
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Friendly minder to enforce chastity belts and bras as part of your maid's uniform.

Cleaning is serious business, and no distractions can be afforded.
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>>14613834
Thank you spooky ougi

not sure if she's a doppelganger or an alp
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>>14614182
Oh god, all these reaction faces.
It's a goldmine.
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>>14614789
>Not the first time KC has released a pawjob image either
Is it?
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>>14614672
>government backed entity
IntoTheTrashItGoes.jpg
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>>14614824
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>>14614837
There was a nekomata or something in the books teasing a guy's dick with her claws.

Not a paw job exactly but it's a clear case of monster parts coming in contact with a dick.
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>>14614821
Won't do any good. They're pretty skilled at getting into tight spaces, so picking those locks should be no trouble at all.
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>>14611303
>mayadere vampire
I thought you meant something like a lovey-dovey Mayan vampire like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEbsZpweDo
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>>14614853
Oh, right.
He's also drawn Beelzebub handjobs, and one of the books pretty clearly states that pawjobs, tentaclejobs, vinejobs, tailjobs, etc are all common occurrences. So I don't know how anyone could still raise that argument.
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>>14614857
If that happens then I'll just have to tape her hands up and still make her clean like normal as punishment.
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Would it be weird if you got a pet dog for a Kobold?
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>>14614896
Why would it be weird? She's a person.
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>>14613865
Go away lame mosquito.
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>>14611158
I'll take her.
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It took a bit, but I'm fairly content with how the rest of the chapter turned out. It's the follow-up to the lewd scene from last week.

Here's chapter 9, part 2 of Falling Leaves: http://pastebin.com/sy51WzcQ

Hope you guys enjoy it. Tanuki are for headpats
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>>14614914
>Dead bitch from a meme anime
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>>14614911
But she's a dog too. Would she want to treat it as a person or a pet I wonder?
What if they talk in dog behind your back?
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>>14614914
OPM SUCKS!
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>>14614921
>meme anime
God I hate how the anime made OPM into a meme.
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>>14614923
What would they talk about?
>FOOD!
>BELLYRUBS!
>C IS FOR COOKIE!
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>>14614896
>>14614911
>>14614923
>>14614929
Would she try to get you to fuck the dog like you do with her?
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>>14614929
>That third one.
Something tells me this isn't a dog at all...
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>>14614929
>C IS FOR COOKIE!
Go away Wurm-chan.
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>>14614919
Aww yeah, Tanuki time motherfuckers.
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>>14614919
Wish I'd done some writing this week. Oh well.
>>14614933
It wags its tail, it wants its belly rubbed and it slobbers all over your face. What else could it be?
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>>14614722
Whatever you say, bub.
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>>14614931
Why the fuck would she?
She might turn the dog into another Kobold though.
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>>14614947
You'd probably get a Cu Sith, or worse. An Alp Cu Sith.
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Have you embraced the future yet?
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>>14614953
How can I embrace that which I don't know?
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>>14614953
Will the future allow customizable cyber-golems with Holstaur milk abilities?
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>>14614953
Is everyone going to wear latex catsuits and clothes made of plastic in the furure? Because I'll embrace the hell outta that.
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>>14614931
Why?
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>>14614960
Of course. The future is shiny, full of gadgets, and people have no morals!
>>14614964
Of course. The future is shiny, full of gadgets, and people have no morals!
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>>14614972
...kay.
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>>14614964
>made of plastic
I thought it was aluminum foil.
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>>14614953
Not until I can put my brain into an Adrienne Barbeaubot.
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>>14614939
>>14614941
Don't get your hopes up or anything, God! It'd like to know what you think, though.
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>>14614978
No, it's definitely plastic. Aluminum foil is for conspiracy theorists.
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>>14614983
No way man, that's way too much pressure. I'm not competent.
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>>14614182
well, that's something at least still waiting for my own copy to be actually shipped out

I kinda like the detail of the Hatter robe having lamella inside, even if I'm not really into the whole living bodysuit thing
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>>14614998
>even if I'm not really into the whole living bodysuit thing
>the whole living bodysuit thing
Holy fuck famboni, you just made Mad Hatters shoot up on my favorites list.
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>>14614993
Neither am I, but you don't have to be to say what you like or don't like about something.
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>>14615004
'kay. Rock on, I'll get back to you in a minute.
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Can Shoggoths alter their bodies to imitate other monstergirls?
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>>14615017
I don't see why they wouldn't be able to.
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>>14615017
They're already perfection though.
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>>14615002
it actually makes sense that her clothes would be made from the same mushroom 'fabric' as her hat

>be in a hurry one morning to get dressed for work
>accidentally pick the slacks of your Hatter waifu from the pile of haphazardly strewn clothes
>she now slowly jerks you off al day long trough them
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>>14614983
>>14615004
Alright. So here's what I think: I read it. And I'll keep on reading it in the future. Because I like it. Asking "why" beyond that is kind of a philosophical conundrum, really.
It's real, I guess. Like, none of the characters seem fake, you know? I think I once said the same about Aviators. That felt real too. Guess I disappointed you with that back then then, too.
Well, back to Mukades. Or maybe I'll just watch Jackie Brown.
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>>14615027
Just an average day in wonderland.
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>"First wonderland orgy Anon?"
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>>14615031
>Guess I disappointed you

Not at all, anon. Any and all feedback is appreciated, be it one sentence or an essay.

Thanks again for reading so much of my stuff. Have some coon tits.
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>>14615027
>mushrooms growing on her clothes
>lamellae on her coattails
Her clothes are literally part of her body. That's actually kind of a running theme in Wonderland.
She could literally just open up a slit on her pants, and let you fuck her through that.
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>>14615041
That face could be anything between
>Hey kid, wanna see a dead body?
and
>That's right, there's a mirror over the bed
>>14615046
You being satisfied with so little makes me feel even worse. You just keep on being awesome, maybe it will someday rub off on me.
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>>14615051
But we did see a Hatter in her birthday suit courtesy of the Cheshire doujin,
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Druella is a no good slut!
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>>14615066
That was one lewd tea party, not much tea was had though.
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>>14615068
Druella is cute.
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>>14612617
>Hedonism
Now I want to see a Satyros wearing a laurel wreath having chocolate fondue poured onto her plump, juicy breasts as she lounges on one of those Roman couches.
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>>14615068
I'd use lilim powers to get laid too.
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>>14615075
Deruella a shit.
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>>14612617
N-No ma'am, please don't play the horn again.
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>>14615068
Lilims in general are quite terrifying.
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>>14615066
I didn't say they couldn't remove them. They can take off their hats too after all. But they can basically grow their clothing from their own body, so of course it's made of mushroom material. Considering their entire body is basically mushroom. That's actually one of my favorite things about them, how they look so close to human, and yet their bodies feel quite inhuman.
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>>14612617
>you will never have a drunken master Satyros as your bodyguard and meido
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>>14615059
>You just keep being awesome

no u
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>>14615093
Have you seen her smug face? That's exactly what she wanted you to say.
She's going to play that horn, and then she's going to suck your dick.
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>>14615041
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>>14615104
Huh. That's not the pic I wanted to post. Oh well. I saved it for a reason.
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>>14615104
Girls, girls! You're both Alps, just go fug.
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>>14615111
But that would be yuri, anon. Somebody with a dick needs to get involved too.
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>>14615068
Lies and slander.
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>>14615110
While you're still here, I might as well ask: Whom are your favourite published authors? Writers influential to you, I suppose you might say.
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>>14615068
Only weenies and Alps like Lilims
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>>14614953
Out of the way puny insignificant spider bot.
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>>14615124
I want a Lilim with a fat butt to sit on my face.
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>>14615068
Obviously. Anyone saying differently is just Druella samefagging.
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>>14615124
I wouldn't mind having a lilim take me and an alp on a wild ride.
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>>14615126
Those proportions are ridiculous in the best possible way.
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>>14615123
Truth be told, I'm a terrible reader and not well-read at all. I've read books assigned in school (mostly), Harry Potter when I was in middle school or whenever, Stephen King, and more recently I finished Great Sky River by Gregory Benford. The worst part is that I'm surrounded by my roommate's books and haven't picked up a single one.
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>>14615134
Shame the same artists Hellhound picture didn't look as good.
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>>14615126
I, for one, will welcome our demon overlords when they arrive in 2017.
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>>14615139
When plowing her in missionary, which eyes do you look into?
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>>14615126
>>14615133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWMN91gMD_4

[Urge to Holy Water Item Crash Intensifies]
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>>14615141
Nothings gonna happen anon.
>>14615145
The ones below her horns.
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>>14615146
Don't be that way, anon.
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ANON WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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>>14615139
>SD
>Still got titties for days
Goddamn, Deruella.

>>14615141
I feel like we should also be prepared for things to go bad. You know, just in case. Get your SJW riot gear ready either way.
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>>14615146
Can Hydro Storm be defeated by an umbrella?
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>>14615154
Unfortunately, yes.

>Smug vampire Ojou-sama going OHOHOHOHOHOHO! when she blocks Hydro Storm with her umbrella
>Belmont trying to whip her, it's fucking Dark Elf (tm) made, replacing his Vampire Killer
>All he does is make her hornier
>>
Somebody's in a hurry to kill this thread.
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>>14615150
I went outside on a full moon.
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>>14615150
I don't want Mari's STDs
>>
>>14615150
Pet the head of a loli lilim and say she was a good girl without the intention of dicking her
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>>14615150
I just can't shut up about alps.
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>>14615150
Remind her how old she is.
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>>14615180
>Calling Mari a BBA to her face
JUST. DO IT.
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Let's say Hoof Pussy Kingdom decided to take over the rest of the human pussy kingdoms.

Which Hoofed Pussy Girl would you want to be with?
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>>14615182
I can run pretty fast, how much do you guys would give me if i do it?
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>>14615185
Nightmare>bicorn>unicorn>shit>human women>vanilla centaurs. this is the only correct ranking unless I need to drop satyros in there somewhere now too.
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>>14615185
Bicorn so I at least get something other than horsepussy.
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>>14615185
Shush, I'm too busy building a cannon that shoots artificial, genderless slime creatures with a desire to invade the orifices of females.
Let's see them get though that!
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>>14615185
All of them.
Minus the lolis.
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>>14615185
I still stick with the Undead Kingdom since it doesn't have pussy in its title.
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Alrighty, it's finished!

Here's a zip file which contains the other Snibako Wock picture from before, the full resolutions, and the nude version.

Hope you guys enjoy!

my.mixtape.moe/fucojy.zip
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>>14615185
Does it include only HORSE PUSSY or all hoof monsters? They are many of them - baphos, holstaur, sheep, satyrs, minotaurs etc
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>>14615185
Can I go to another kingdom instead?
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>>14615199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpfX9vEJTMI

>Married life with a Wight
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>>14615199
You say that like the pussypussy kingdom isn't great despite the unfortunate name.
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>>14615200
Wunderbar.
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Reminder Hoof Pussy Kingdom is anything with Hooves barring demonic shit like Baphomet.
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