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>She's so horny now that she just pushes you down and hops on your raging hard on.
>She rides you like you're Black Beauty, her cumstuffed belly jiggling wildly with every thrust.
>She milks you all night, the other Saryros cheering her on and fingering themselves.
>Every time you cum you stretch her already distended belly even further with literal gallons of semen.
Yes. So much yes.
>cleaning the house with Satyros onee-san
>after some particularly sweaty yard work you decide to refresh with a bottle of honey-dabbed Holstaur milk
>Satyros onee-san wanders in with some empty beer bottles in tow and grins at you
>"Ey kiddo, ever wonder what a goats milk tastes like?"' >She says while squeezing a breast and biting her lower lip
from the website actually, as its a bit longer
>goat type beastmen who are followers of [Bacchus], deity of alcohol. As they are playboys, or rather playgirls, that love booze, music and men over anything else, these girls will try to persuade men who strike their fancy. They also make moves on women, so they seem to be quite the problem children
they also seem to make some fine "Satyros wine"
>Bacchus confirmed to exist
Oh boy, get ready for Hedonist monstergirls.
Also they're flirts? That's hotter than it should be.
Watch out, she'll seduce you, your sister, and your cousin and that'll be an awkward morning after.
I want a satyros to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to continue giggling into her drink for the rest of the evening!
I want her to get shitfaced and shout out to everyone in the bar how small my penis is!
It's shit but at least it seems like transgenders posters died down
Which is strange now that I think about it.
Are alpfags and oneefags the same crowd that latched onto something new?
No it isn't. To get that bad he's have to post a large number of them every single thread. Commercial's mistakes were flooding the threads with his shit, acting like the annoyance was only from one anon, then giving this fictional stalker a stupid name.
>Satyros gets your human sister drunk and walks her home arm in arm
>She licks your lips when she realises her new catch has a brother
>Your sister is acting funny too and her breath stinks like alcohol
>Before you can figure out what's going on they both force themselves on you while giggling like drunks
>When you wake up the Satyros is nowhere to be seen
>The one that was originally a Satyros anyway
>Your sister pokes her head out from under the blanket with two new horns protruding from her head
>"Anon, be a good brother and fetch me some wine"
Drunken hedonists are right up my alley.
Put'em up humie, this is a robbery!
Hand over all your valuables and maybe we won't drag you back to the Steppes and kept as a slave!
Perhaps sell you to a passing Tanuki...or maybe keep you for ourselves for pleasure!
I have a sister and the whole incest thing creeps me out.
I'd imagine monstergirls are different though, being desperate for a dwindling supply of potential partners. The whole thing does nothing for me but I can see the logic in the setting for it.
Look at this smug face, this Goat Girl knows her horn-playing is going to get her laid.
>horsepussies being so desparate for men that they have to capture them to get dicked
She looks far too fancy to be a bandit.
You'll make some fine booty for the Steppe Bandits coffers.
You'll make some fine booty for the Steppe Bandits. Hoof Pussy Kingdom won't be coming to save you...
Some Bandits come well equipped just like some Undead come well equipped.
Okay a few things here.
One, I don't think a Tanuki would take you robbing and enslaving a member of the Merchant's Guild well.
Two, I implore you to reconsider because
My wife's a Hellhound.
>Waking up in a bed surrounded by lewd goats and empty wine bottles.
Yep, that's one of Bacchus's parties alright.
>Satyros walks around with bottles of Not!roofied wine, just waiting for unsuspecting human boys to lift some of her fine product so she can benefit from their foolishness
Dastardly. I like it.
>You'll never wake up in an unfamiliar bed with a busty Satryos and her sisters.
One clinging your left arm, the other on your right, and the third with your dick in her mouth.
You could've either
a. Come before dinner or
B. Come without pants and BECOME dinner or
C. Come after dinner
and there would be no problem. Luckily it's not too late to drop those pants and take option B; the furry woodland creature can become a post-coital snack. You can still fix your poor timing.
Eh, I'm not much of a drinker personally...prefer just the occasional bit of wine nicely paired with a good meat. But then, I bet she does too!
Well that was bad. But anyway, other than preferring my wine with a meal than at a hard partying orgy, KC's Satyr does look pretty hot; out-right and open bisexuality also a plus in my books. Honestly I just find myself sort of fixating on the Lightning haircut.
>Sitting in a small circle of trampled-down grass is a strange figure, resembling a woman with the legs and horns of a goat - a satyr. She is surrounded by bottles and skins of drinkables and plates of food. Currently playing a set of panpipes, she stops the music to grab a skin and messily guzzles down its contents, spilling purplish liquid across her chest and producing a strong smell of alcoholic liquor. She finishes quenching her thirst, wipes her lips with the back of one gloved hand, and laughs contentedly. Finally noticing you, she beams widely:
>"Welcome! Welcome, friend; please, come! Sit! Drink with me! I rarely have good company to share my meals with these days!" she exhorts you, full of cheer.
You can get the monster girl of your favorite species, (Roll if you don't have one and re-roll if it's one you dislike), but she comes with one of the following detriments (You pick)
1. Is missing both arms or legs in additon to any wings she may have.
2. Is mute and blind.
3. Hamplanet tier forever
4. Frequently suffers panic attacks if you aren't in sight range.
I rolled an Arch Imp, I'd go hamplanet tier just because it seems the least bad.
You really want a ghost fox to always hold your hand don't you?
Probably helps in this case because she's light.
Especially when she has to clean the house, do you want to follow her from room to room or do you want her to rush in every so often with tears in her eyes because she couldn't see you?
I think that you have no choice in this instance.
Welcome to the mofu sphere.
>Monster girl drugs
>One simulates a constant, strong orgasm
>Available in pill or liquid form
>Extended use causes "discoloration" of the skin, turning it either red, purple or blue
>Continued use beyond that can cause the skin to get darker and darker until it's completely ink black
>Turns hair white/grey
>Turns sclera black
>Withdrawal symptoms include migraines, joint pain, fatigue and extreme hunger
>Skin will slowly return to its original color
>Hair will stay white/grey
>Eyes will stay black
>No danger besides addiction
>Y chromosome incompatible
Knowing me, we'd end up cleaning house together. I think it would work best for her; me never out of her sight, while she sees me working so hard.
Possibly each night ending with some gentle healing spooning...
>is missing both arms/legs and wings
That's sad, an arm-less Chimera who can't cuddle with me and has possibly no tail. Combined with her multiple personalities, this has got make things even worse but I'll love the same include her various personalities as I cuddle with her extra hard to make sure she's the happiest girl in the world.
You gon git sucked.
Can't leave her if you can't move.
Hope you're ready for her to plant your face in her bosom because she doesn't want you to leave.
Simple wurm will just always wrap around you and smile.
Rolled Honey Bee.
I choose option 4.
>Crab Man gives us lewd goat girl
>KC releases Satyros
>Satyros indirectly confirms Bacchus in monstergirl world
To hell with the monkey, this is year of the goat now.
Expect nuzzling in return.
Yes you are.
You'd leave the room for an instant and she'd take off after you.
Good luck Anon, succubutts with teary eyes are sad.
Yep, you can also use her like a backpack!
Yeah, although that seems like a 'sticky' situation.
She's going to keep you from moving no matter what.
Expect constant handholding.
>your face in her bosom
Oh god, I just had cowtits constantly against my arm or back or chest in mind. I don't know why I didn't see that coming.
Is that a knit bra? I don't know if I should be amused, impressed or both.
Speaking of chimeras, would each personality also want you to like their respective monster parts the most? Would they regularly milk you with those parts to get you to enjoy them more?
>a big tiddied Satyros will never have you fish a ring from her cleavage and drunkenly propose to you on the spot
>she will never pass out with a look of happiness when you say yes
You receive 2 letters
The first is in a small, cute, pink enveloppe.
It takes you a solid 10 minutes to understand the horrible hand writing, it's an invitation to a Black Mass from someone called "Lamie Degoat"
The second comes in a very fancy packaging with a purple wax seal. After breaking the seal your nose is assaulted by the smell of liquor and you find another invitation, this time to a Bacchus Feast from "Elysia Degoat"
Both take place the same day at the same time
Which one do you go to?
>A Satyros will never be too shitfaced to do anything intimate and collapse on the bed
>She will never mumble that it's okay to do what you want to her while she sleeps before going out like a light
>You will never tit fuck her drunken body and blow a huge load in her face
>She will never wake up the next morning trying to figure out what happened the night before with dried semen all over her
Even if it was, the primary attribute of a lack of female arousal preventing sex is their natural lubrication; a problem easily solved with an artificial lube.
Better be more than a few creampies. Sleep Sex a fuckin' best.
Easy. Bacchus Feast.
Sabbath a shit.
I'd rather she be tipsy and tease me by laying back and saying I can be in charge.
I want to fuck her tits while she giggles and encourages me.
>Better be more than a few creampies. Sleep Sex a fuckin' best.
Why of course, the paizuri is just the first load.
>I want to fuck her tits while she giggles and encourages me.
This is perfectly fine too, this goat hits way too many of my fetishes. KC's a genius.
Just make sure you don't put down your drinks. You two are going to get messed up, no point in letting someone slip anything weird into your glass on top of that.
I feel like these new goats would at least be reasonably gentle and not expect you to take responsibility at least.
>Your stomach grumbles at the sight of food and drink, suddenly you feel like you haven't eaten in ages... you eagerly accept the satyr's invitation, taking a seat across her.
>Smiling jubilantly, the satyr wastes no time in offering you the pick of the food around you, handing over a whole bottle of wine so full it reaches to the cork. "Eat! Drink! Make merry! It's not everyday that you find someone who merely wants to enjoy the good things in life, after all." She laughs, then shakes her head with exaggerated sadness. "Such a pity everyone is so impatient these days - all rush-rush, fuck-fuck, rape-rape. No one has time to party anymore." She says, giving a melodramatic sigh of disapproval.
>You barely hear her as you shove as much food inside your mouth as you can and begin drinking from the bottle she offered you. Once the deliciously alcoholic liquid hits your tongue, you feel a wave of warmth sweep through you, spreading all over your body... and focusing on your genitals.
>The satyr laughs heartily. "That's good! Eat up, drink your fill; it does me proud to see someone enjoying themselves." He sighs softly. "Once, we satyrs threw the most riotous parties... but those days are in the past, I guess." He shakes his head and smiles. "Then again, these times have their good sides too."
>You barely register what she's saying, the beverage hits you with such force you immediately stop drinking and start coughing, spilling some of the booze on the floor.
>The satyr bellows with laughter and takes a huge swig of her own bottle of wine. "Looks like you need more practice with your liquor!" she chortles. "Go on, drink up; practice makes perfect."
>It suddenly dawns upon you that this satyr might not have the most noble intentions... you're pretty sure there's some sort of aphrodisiac inside this beverage she offered you, judging by the heat that spreads through your body...
You don't have to drink though. You could just be there for the food
I can't help but feel like Satyros is an apology for the siths.
Baphomet is the Old Busted.
Satyros is the New Hotness.
>Heeeeey now. *hic* Don't loshe focus yet.
>I've been wash- watching you all night.
>I know you've been eyeing these up, heeheehee.
>Welp, I'm a bit too tip- *hic* hammered to go.
>But I can schee that you're all fired up.
>Tell ya what? Howsabout I just loosh this, and you get to do whatever you want with my tits, ehh?
>You just gotta pr*hic*omise to give me a nice, thick load to chase this wine with,' heeheehee.~
>Hmmmph... Errrg.... Unnnnf... Uh, couldju help me a bit? I can't scheem to work my bra right now.
>You don't have to drink though.
Bullshit you don't. The best thing to do in that situation would be to find one glass of something weak or better yet nonalcholic if such a thing is present and nurse it all night, otherwise someone WILL try to force (several) somethings strong on you.
It's what drunkards do.
And I thought I was a slut.
Why would I forget to tweak her ears, their so cute and soft to pet, Plus I can also give her headpats while I do it. I'd also scratch her ear for her, which she would love for me to do since it helps her to relax and she can't do it herself, watch as her body relaxes from my ear massages and tweaking.
>I can't help but feel like Satyros is an apology for the siths.
That's a nice apology gift. I forgive you KC.
>Baphomet is the Old Busted. Satyros is the New Hotness.
I don't hate Baphomets, they are cute but Satyros looks like an Ara ara one, which is one of my fetishes.
What if Bacchus was the leader of Onee Sabbath ?
Don't for get that without arms
she really can't stop you from sitting her in your lap and fingeirng her all day.
Dark elf guy would need to look into that.
You could, it would be good for keeping you warm if you cuddle.
T-There's no continuation.
It's a transcript from a CoC scene I changed the pronouns to. Sorry to disappoint.
Here, have some drunk goats.
Yeah, I've heard about the whole "keep your drink with you" sort of deal. It's good advice to follow.
I feel it would be rude not to at least try their home brewed drinks.
She's getting tenderly loved.
And by tenderly loved I mean fucked hard. I wonder how she'll react to waking up the next morning with her "conquest" still cuddling her though?
But aren't Bacchus' followers Hedonists? If it doesn't bring you pleasure what's the point?
Like each personality wanting to tell you more about them and what they like. During sex, this changes to wanting to give their own take on their favorite kind of sex and how doing it makes them happy. They would also want you to show them each a unique kind of physical affection too, the one that they like most in order to show you the more friendly and romantic parts of themselves.
You were enjoying it so far...
No, but I know he roams these threads.
>Get invited to Bacchus orgy
>Get too hammered to drive home
>Look around for a room to crash in
>Stumble into one of the bedrooms
>Find to drunk satyrs, naked and feeling each other up
>Try to give them some privacy, but they notice you
>One pulls her mouth away from the others nipple, giggling at the stupefied human in the doorway
>She gestures for you to come in
>'Well, sweetie? We're all warmed up for you.~'
To be fair, satyrs are canonically bi.
Eating food doesn't bring you pleasure? Remembering the girl you fucked the next day doesn't bring you pleasure? Hell, sex doesn't bring you pleasure? I mean, I we're talking about MG here but there's still more than one type of pleasure.
The bigger problem is that they worship a booze diety, so I guess you'd better fake it reaaalllly well.
I'm saying that if drinking doesn't bring you pleasure, then what's the point?
Eat something, play some games, find a nice busty Satryros chat her up and then go fuck her until your balls are empty. It's a Bacchus feast, live a little!
I'd have a Mantis who suffers from frequent panic attacks. That really is a recipe for waking up to two eyes watching me sleep.
I'd just pull her in an embrace and continue sleeping.
On that note. How would a Mantis with panic attacks even work? Would her antenna's go crazy?
>To be fair, satyrs are canonically bi.
Ignore the whiners, they'll cover their ears and scream that it doesn't exist yet use canon facts to back up their view when it suits them.
Of course, since she can't masturbate easily, I will gladly help her out with that problem. I will also massage and kiss every part of her body to make her as relaxed and happy as can be. I'll also make sure to trace her body with my fingers to make sure she still ticklish for when I perform a tickle attack on her.
>don't fucking lie
I don't see where he's lying, Succubutts enjoy what they do. It's perfectly reasonable for them to enjoy fucking girls yet want to marry guys for their spirit energy.
>Eat something, play some games, find a nice busty Satryros chat her up and then go fuck her until your balls are empty.
That's entirely what I was proposing. The drink to nurse was only so no one tried to push drink on you if you aren't so inclined. I never said you shouldn't partake in everything else, sitting in the corner like some little emo kid, just that if you didn't want to drink for whatever reason there were things you'd need to do to slip through.
Doesn't mean they don't enjoy it. Hell, KC's explicitly stated they DO enjoy it. Succubi fucking Elves especially.
Doesn't mean they like it more (Or even as much) as with a guy though; and obviously it's a guy they'll want at the end of the day. But it's not like fucking and corrupting a girl is some kind of chore for them.
I think they would be terrible working in clubs. The least thing you one in a club is for your employees to be drunk on your own product, then who would maintain order or serve the real, paying customers.
KC has always said that monster girls fuck each other if they're horny and there no man around then go looking for guys after.
Doing something for sexual gratification isn't yuri, yuri implies love.
The cowgirl jokes are now very fitting.
Also, I hope you are ready to constantly be buying custom bras for her.
She's never gonna let you go.
The best teasing.
>not having venom of some sort
The MGE doesn't have poisonous lizardgirls, so I just made do with the vanilla one
Of course it's good teasing, plus a good tickle fight with your lover can help to brighten up a evening. It also helps make it so that when we kiss, cuddle, or have sex, it filled with extra love and passion. These tiny things we do with each other will help to keep our relationship strong and filled with love for one another.
Oomukades are also nice, pure and love anon.
Ok I see thanks.
Even if I find them cute why don't you choose Memeticore instead?
>Bicorn recruits a Satyr into her harem
The potential exists, anons. The ultimate orgy is within our grasps.
It would bring you pleasure
especially if she bites your dick!
Would like it.
Can't believe that i didn't get the reference
You're saying that like it was a bad thing.
Yanderes also have a heart anon.
Whole bunch more ooze than the regular slime girl and she always looks bloated.
Indeed, a tiny alp who you can rub the head of when she's feeling down or have ride in your shirt pocket.
You don't get it. You can never leave or worse, be with talk to another female. Talk with your mother, the oomukade beats up her and rapes you in front of her. Any other female relative? Same thing. Coworkers and friends? Yes.
>"Who’s at the door? Your food’s getting cold!”
>Something something something don’t tempt fate.
>“Just my weekly cottonball delivery, Kaitlyn.” I can’t scream my frustration at her, much as I’d like to, so laying into my visitor for no reason will have to suffice.
>“That’s so mean!” The diminutive weresheep huffs and stamps her hoof in annoyance, “I’m an officer of the law! You have to be nice to me!”
>Her irritation seems genuine, but the cracking of her voice detracts somewhat from the authority that brass shield on her chest lends to her. It’s hard to take someone seriously as a threat when they’re in a perpetual state of looking like they need a hug.
>“Oh hey Charlotte.” Kaitlyn says from the living room
>“Hi Kaitlyn.” The weresheep raises a gloved hand in greeting, then realizes what she’s doing and shakes her head, “No! I mean, you’re under arrest! You’re coming with me!”
>“…okay.” She says in a timid whisper.
Oomukade's bitings and anything who touches your dick in KCland bring you pleasure anon.
And we know because of Mamono Mana, you can't be hurt.
Stop acting like an Alp anon
They are not that mean.
The real question is: "Would it be worth it?"
The answer is hell yes it would. You'd have the sorest pelvis in the world, but you could end up fucking every single type of monstergirl you like.
Indeed, it would make her like a big goopy beanbag chair.
Not to mention that her breasts would already be pretty big without her putting anything into them.
You could use them as headrests.
What slime would you go for those?
Maybe a nerunago or a dark slime?
A queen slime, parasite slime, or shoggoth?
Tbh, yanderes in MGE are vanilla and nice compared to the other ones.
Shirohebis, for example don't kill you or the woman, they just cast a "curse"on you so like that you fuck them more and you get more pleasure.
Sounds like a win win situation to me.
All the MGs are nice even the yandere ones.
>Bicorn gathers dozens of girls
>Satyr prepares a feast fit for a king
>Manticore shoots you up with a half-dozen needles
>Harem runs on endless train of pussy on your dick
>Girls feed you as you fuck other girls
>Some can't wait their turn and feed you as you fuck them
>Satyr feeds you her special wine by kissing you as you pump into a girl's ass
>Pump the Manticore's tail until it can't drink anymore, then move onto her ass
>Khepri triplets rotate through pinning you, sitting on your face, and riding your dick
>Facefuck Satyr until her belly is distended with wine and cum
>Fuck Bicorn's horsepussy until even she's inflated from your seed
>The endless parade of girls hungry for cock continues all weekend
>By the time you regain your senses, the entire house is in shambles
>Food and wine are scattered everywhere
>Semen and juices stain every conceivable surface
>The reek of sex has soaked into everything
>Every part of you that can be reached is being cuddled by a different claw, paw, or hand
I could die a happy man after that.
A nice little slime meido to stroke your hair when you rest in her?
True, can't forget bubble slime.
As for picking the dark slime, just remember that theres more goo between you and her core now.
Okay, now imagine those same preparations, but cut down the number of girls.
Excluding the Bicorn, the Satyr, the Khepris, and the Manticore choose your fifteen favorite girls.
How long can you fuck them and would you take responsibility and marry all of them after you fuck them all?
Having harem sex with 21 girls for a full week sounds like heaven.
>How long can you fuck them
With proper food and a steady stream of venom from the Manticore, long enough
>Would you take responsibility and marry all of them
Of course! I wouldn't be fucking them into ahegaoing messes if I wasn't going to propose.
I'd mail her to myself! I'd make sure her box was nice and very well padded so she stays comfortable. Getting her to keep her feeding/breathing/water tube in her mouth would probably be the most difficult bit, I'd probably have to use a special ball gag with a hole in it so that all the tubes would stay safely down her throat. Then I'd put earplugs and a sensory deprivation hood on her, both for for extra padding and in case she wants so sleep on her journey.
I'd also make her wear s chastity belt over twin dildo vibrators in her holes so she has at least some form of entertainment.
I wouldn't call her "little" at this point, but still.
With more mass, she's probably able to create more tendrils to multitask better, and could probably replace my bed altogether.
She can use her eyes to watch a lot of TV/Monitors/etc. Also they like deep dark dungeons naturally, so being a NEET comes normal to one.
Like all Dragons, they like collecting hordes and furnishing their lair. Unlike other Dragons, Wocks have their two mouth tentacles they can use for some really great masturbation. They can put off getting a human boy for a while longer than most thanks to their ability to give themselves cunninglus. Due to their extended periods of just lazing in their lair and masturbating, they can get chubby easily.
Constantly ridiculed by other Monster Girls, she can find solitude in video games. There, she can imagine she's a powerful Lilim duo saving a human prince from a mean old dragon girl! Or a human boy trainer who raises them to be the most powerful human boys! In video games, all the NPCs love her and praise her, and tell her she matters.
They just like studying and they hate people. Unlike other NEETs, they don't care for TV for video games, and prefer books.
Constantly ridiculed for being "Stinky Pede!" they run and hide in their rooms. Ironically this causes them to actually become stinky. They also naturally prefer dark places, it makes them feel safe.
They say if you get a nice lazy catgirl to sit on your lap, they'll become a lot less haughty and more docile. They'll love bellyrubs, headscratches, and so on. This lethargic lifestyle causes them to get fat, so please give your catgirl the proper exercise, unless of course you want a nice fat lapcat.
Unable to find masters, these Kikis are NEETs as well as Christmas Cakes. They often have messy rooms, dirty underwear, and are indifferent to most things. It's recommended to try and punish them to snap them out of this lifestyle, and get her to lose any chub she built during this time period.
She just loves Spongebob and watching it.
Alright I have no idea how to make this one work, this idea is just plain dead.
They like to make their rooms messy, fill it with weebshit, and pretend it's the room of a cute but lazy human boy. They'll chasitise him, but tell him that it's fine, because she loves him no matter what, or how messy his room is. Then she remembers he isn't real, and begins to sob silently into her daki.
Well /mgt/, what's your favorite NEET?
It'd just be a day or two really, it's not like I'd send her on some wacky route or anything. When she gets out, and after I've dicked her, she's getting the best aftercare in the world from me and the waifu though.
Also any girl that's motherly, muscular, etc...
>They also naturally prefer dark places, it makes them feel safe
>Cuddling with an Oomukade on a completely dark room.
She knows what she's doing, anon. And are you really going to turn down paizuri just because she's had a few drinks?
I want to help a witch who was kicked out of the Coven ruin Black Mass!
Hoof Pussy Kingdom and Bird Pussy Kingdom would like to warn travelers of the Steppe Bandits inhabiting the lands between Kingdom borders.
They are very dangerous and should not be trifled with.
A tall, athletic anubis with the legs of a goddess, along with abs and curves that'd make one jealous.
I'd just be content having her cover my hands with her paws, stroking my palms and between my fingers while I do the same to her.
I prefer cuddly waif personally.
Also being given fantastic wet-dreams after falling asleep cuddled next to your Nightmare waifu; then waking up the next morning to her sucking your dick clean.
Riza's nice, as are her paws, but not quite.
Needs to be taller. And more athletic, with the sort of body you might mistake for a Greek-style bronze statue. Muscles visible, but still slender, adding to her curves if anything, enhancing that femininity with a kind of wild strength and powerful elegance or grace. Look at her legs with their canine features below the knee, and her smooth thighs and quads, and you'd get the impression that she'd easily be able to leap at least six feet off the floor with them.
Longer hair, too. A proper hime cut so long it falls to the base of her tail.
Right now, though, I'd just want to share hand massages with her. I'm sensitive to being stroked between the knuckles, so she could lightly trace her claws there, while I could stroke and rub between her own big, fluffy fingers.
>having a slime maid that can't turn your house into a scene from Saya no Uta or into a Zerg base, complete with automated anti-air and anti-ground defenses
>Not having a slime maid that, in the event of a horrible accident, can replace your lost organs and limbs with parts of herself
Like, what's even the point. May as well throw all the designated "maid" monstergirls in the trash and replace them with other MG's wearing maid outfits.
I wouldn't say that one is better than the other. The designated maid MGs (like the Shoggoth) are definitely more competent at being maids, while the Nureonago is more tailored towards wifely duties, which aren't mutually exclusive from maid duties.
Shoggoths, along with the other designated maid MGs, definitely outperform all other MGs at the profession, since it's just what they do.
I'm biased towards the Nureonago, however, mainly because the Shoggoth gets a little too weird for my tastes long term.
>I know theres a pic floating about of a spinx and anubis in maid uniforms.
And I love it so.
KC's example of MGs in fetish-wear to please their husbandos. Couldn't have gone with a better choice.
Damn, beat me to it. Fucking computer kept freezing up.
I just want a fat-bottomed/top-heavy Familiar, is that too much to ask for?
Cuddling with a Kejourou while being wrapped up in her hair
>Not having a slime maid that can inject her cells into your body, which will improve your health by having her shoggoth cells cleaning and maintaining you at the microscopic level
I really want a Shoggoth.
That would require years of breeding Anon.
Indeed, can you imagine her giving you a pout as she looks up from where she's sitting, miffed that you've yet to give her the ear fondling she requested?
Well, all it really boils down to is "An Anubis will have the absolute time of her life during anal, and feel even better and tighter than average," so it's kind of hard to take grievance with that.
I'd rather fondle that plump little ass while vibrators are attached to her ears.
Yes, this is perfect. Let's just breed anubi to min-max certain traits of theirs.
I'll breed a line of them with ears so soft, it'll be like touching felt from Heaven itself.
Then I'll breed a bunch who grow to about waist height on a human, with tails as tall as a person, and impossibly soft and fluffy. They might have some trouble moving, but their tails will make perfect beds and warm resting spots, and they'll be able to jump into the fur in order to hide themselves - if no-one notices the huge mass of quivering black fur, that is.
>You better, otherwise she may lock your head between her meaty thighs and demand that you 'massage' something else.
I thought she was gonna do that if I did a good job though. I like being wrapped in her big meaty fat thighs!
N-Not that I'm calling her fat, she's not. She's just big boned, all great anubi are.
>Then I'll breed a bunch who grow to about waist height on a human
>with tails as tall as a person
Odd, hopefully they're dexterous and strong. Though they'd more resemble squirrels than Anubi.
>and impossibly soft and fluffy
You've done it now Anon!
If she's as 'fat' as you think she is then she's just going to have to toss you on the bed and sit on your head until you pleasure her with your tongue.
Better hurry up Anon, she can't wait forever.
It was made in a drawfag stream not too long ago along with pic-related.
Shameless shilling I know, but I did write shoddily written smut about that Familiar.
Oh, it isn't all soft dear Anon.
Beneath that layer of pudge is a healthy heaping of muscle that keeps her rear tight and perky, albiet still big.
A dire anubis is no joke, even one that is a little meatier such as her.
Yes, but most of her muscle tone is now under her soft layer of pudge. I certainly don't doubt there's some serious power in there though. Why, I think I may have to mount an expedition into that anubutt to see just how deep I have to go until I reach the muscle layer
With their height diminished and their mobility restricted so, of course their tails will become extremely-well developed.
They'll be well-suited as a capable self-defence mechanism, easily strong and dexterous enough to whip about and knock down even a monster such as a manticore.
In fact, they'll be more than strong enough to lift up a fully grown human with minor difficulty. Though anybody caught in such a tail against their will should take care to avoid giving in to the warm, soporific effects of the fur. Before you know it, you could be dangling fast asleep, hoisted off the ground and wrapped up in a fluffy black tail, just because you thought you could get away with a quick fluffy fondle from the seemingly helpless micronubis.
Groping her rear while she sits atop you?
You're just asking for her to let out a girlish yelp and grind against you a bit, calling you an aggressive brute with a blush on her face.
The idea of a pygmy Anubis is adorable.
Just imagine the all the pouting, having you pick her up by her squishy butt so she can reach stuff from high up, and cuddling her on your chest when you go to bed at night.
How can she call me a brute, she's far stronger than me, and she's sitting on my face. She's the only one in power here.
I think she may just be a pervert who loves having her body fondled by a servant. Her long fluffy tail, her cute yet powerful paws, her strong yet thick thighs, her lovely fluffy ears, her delicious brown skin, her huge soft rear, her flabby yet cute belly, her large soft breasts, her stern yet beautiful face, her just-right amount of pubes that lay above her tomb, just begging to be impregnated, every part of her is just begging to be fondled and kissed. She wants to be worshipped, doesn't she?
Be careful there Anon.
Keep that up and she may just have to put you in your place beneath her.
Your rod inside her and hands interlocking her paws while her hips bounce, the girl doing her best to milk her favorite servant for a new generation of dire anupups.
Well fuck dude, it seems there's another Anubisfag about.
And he types just. like. you.
Her voice is pure sex too.
Also, as far as personality is concerned,
she apparently doesn't like that law states you can't have sex with your homestay, so she does the next best thing instead and has you accompany her to ero manga stores to buy H-stuff from.
>tfw we now have Trachyon, Anonlich and a third Anubisfag
They're like a trio of supervillains, all working towards the nefarious goal of dooming the world to an eternal slumber in the embrace of cute, brown, fluffy and well-organised wolfgirls.
Won't someone stand up to this menace?
Hey, speaking of NEET Chubwocks, this just got done, hope you guys like it!
Towel Wock next!
My fox waifu disagrees. And we all know Kitsune > Tanuki.
>She makes you by H-stuff so that she can tease you
FUCK THIS GAY LAW! That goat is too GOAT for her own good. I'd be at the point of risking prison just to stick it in her within a month.
Now, what is really important is determining how the law defines "sex." Do blowjobs count? What about handjobs? There's the potential for a lot of wiggle room or loopholes. There's also the enforce-ability factor, how exactly does the government intend to enforce this law? If both parties consent and choose to say nothing it's next to impossible for the government to find out about it.
And what's the problem with that? His setting has it's pros and cons, same as MGE world. Other than the stupid 'extra-species and humans can't mate' law, I have no real issues with it.
I'd assume that any sort of sexual activity would be a no-go (maybe you could get away with sleeping in a bed together and some communal activities?). And Smith may be lazy, but she's been pretty effective at cockblocking so far for Darling.
>Kitsune being better than Tanuki
Being better at what? Smelling poorly? Dressing mediocre? Maybe being so poor at sex they can't get a man to cum whenever they want?
That's just Darling. In fact, given the amount of time Smith spends avoiding work and cockblocking Darling I wonder how effective she is at managing any of the other host families she's responsible for.
Although, the biggest issue is that it only takes a small amount of effort on the part of the monster-human couple to get away with some form of sexual relations, while it takes a massive amount of effort and resources on the part of the government to effectively prevent the couple from doing this. Also we've already seen Darling get away with accidentally molesting/groping and "getting off" several of his homestays.
The other point that needs to be made is how much do the government personnel even want to stop consensual sexual activity between homestays and their hosts? Whether the government officials don't actually like the law itself or are merely lazy, there is not going to be 100% enforcement of the law.
Dear lord, she's genki as fuck. I can only imagine what she'd sound when she leans in close drops her voice so only you can hear, and slowly teasing you with all the naughty things she pictures you two doing from her doujins.
TIDF plz. Everyone knows Kitsune are more stylish in their manner of dress than Tanuki ever have been. They also actually care about their own personal hygiene, when the same simply cannot be said of most Tanuki who seem to prefer spending their time complaining anonymously on imageboards than going out and trying to get a man. Oh, and who could forget how Kitsune tails are fluffier, softer, and more numerous than Tanuki tails.
Why would anyone want a smelly and socially-awkward Tanuki who has to resort to blackmail and bribery to get a man, when they could have a smug, confident and sexy Kitsune instead?
There was too many files to save so I only saved a few
>I've never had sleep paralysis, but
Imagine being awake early in the middle of the night for no real reason to find that you may just have a stroke that has left your entire body paralyzed from the neck down.
And you can't even tell friends that you're not actually asleep but actually struggling to move but can't even move your mouth, so you try to make guttural sounds, but even that doesn't work.
So all that comes out is just a sighing noise that sounds like you're comfortably snoring when you're actually trying to alert somebody something's seriously wrong here.
Make no mistake, sleep paralysis is the scariest shit.
>MFW no love for the mother of Lava Golems
Anon inherits a farm, then after much smut and cuddling he has to side with holsts, p'orcs and alraunes to defend the farm from pesky farm-hater wizards.
Bonus points if there is a Kiki as the loyal farm dog.
The Demon Lord announces a challenge to the world:
That to a single harem who manages to beat them in combat, they will give up the throne, thus granting that harem godhood and complete rulership over the world.
The only rule is that a harem must be composed of a single human, and no more than six monstergirls.
And there you go. Pocket Monstergirls, or something.
Also, here's the sketch of the next one!
It must be tragic for the KIDF to try and reply, what with the 56k modems and windows 95 aged computers.
But I guess that's to be expected from the worthless Kitsunes who can barely provide for themselves much less a man.