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Year of the monkeybutt edition.


Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>14595286
I don't like monkeys, they're assholes.
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>>14595249
She's a cutie. I wouldn't mind dating her.

Would prefer a Nightmare, but still, cute centaur.
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>>14594719
For that Anon from last thread. 1/?
>Be relaxing at poodle kobold's home when there's a knock at her door.
>Kobold shouts something from upstairs but the accent and distance make it unintelligible by the time you reach the door, causing you to be quite surprised when you open the door and see her.
>Well...A bigger her would be more correct as the poodle kobold before you was a tad more 'mature' around the hips and chest then the one you were used to.
>"A new servant? It's about time my dear sister replaced zat 'orrible goblin." the kobold says, walking past you with such determination that you can't correct her, her posture perfect and expression set in the cold mask that your version saves for people she doesn't want to talk to....
>Oh...
>There's a thundering behind you as your partner comes sprinting to the pair of you, stopping just as she reaches eyesight so that she descends the stairs in an elegant walk instead of a stumbling mess.
>"Marie!" your kobold says with a smile that shows off her fangs, tail wagging a tiny amount behind her "I did not expect you to arrive so soon! 'as Greta 'elped you with ze bags yet?"
>A brief hint of confusion taint's the stoic demeanor of 'Marie' her green eyes quickly flick to you.
>"So you still 'ave zat goblin Jeanne?" the newcomer asks, arms crossing "Zen who is this boy right 'ere? Ze milk man? Ze paper boy?"
>You saw the familiar twitch in Jeanne's eye but she bit back whatever comment she was going to say, giving you just enough time to state that you were the girl's boyfriend.
>If you had to be honest, you were expecting Marie to let out a titter of laughter instead of the gasp of shock she gave.
>"Is zis true Jeanne?" the kobold said accusingly as the goblin, Greta, slunk out in her maid uniform to grab the bags, an openly unhappy expression on her face as she saw the sister "'Ave you really taken zis man as your lover?"
>Jeanne's expression froze a little bit but you did see that there was a faint blush on her cheeks as she spoke.
>"W-well, I would say zat me and Anon are quite intimate, elder sister, but zat is very much my business."
>The rebuttal was quickly ignored as Marie turned to me, a light shining in her eyes as she spoke.
>"Oh! You do not know 'ow 'appy I am to see zat my precious little sister 'as found a man for 'erself." The kobold laughed, a few interesting movements added to her chest because of it "Our mozer always feared zat she was going to end up a 'spinster', as you call zem, because of 'er fondness for zose 'orrid overgrown lizard movies."
>You frowned and asked why something like godzilla would cause trouble, a question that quickly drew another gasp from the eldest sibling.
>"'Why is zat a problem?' you say? Why, it's improper!" the girl continued as her sister continued to silently fume. "Ze upper class like us cannot be caught dead watching such movies!"
>Jeanne tried her best to stop you, she really did, but the words had already left your throat by the time she spoke.
>'It's a good thing I'm a commoner then because I love those movies.'
>Marie paled at the statement, looking from you, to her sister, and then back to you again before wheeling on her sister.
>"You've 'ad relations with a commoner?" the girl shouted, eyes blazing "I'd expected a mayor or an administrator of one of their schools but a commoner?"
>"What of it?" Jeanne returned, hands (paws?) resting on her hips as she stood up to her sister "'e is ze best man I've found in zis town zat doesn't see me as a piggy bank!"
>"But 'e 'as no rank!" her older sister argue, tail straight as she tried to look as large as she could "What do you zink mother and father will say about zis?"
>"Dad ran a pizza shop!" your lover shouted back, dropper her fancy language "'e and 'er did it in a truck."
>Wow....That's something you could've lived without knowing.
>You don't know if it was her breeding or if this was a familiar argument between them but Marie only responded with her eyes widening slightly before she returned to the argument with new vigor.
>"'e ran a franchise!" the bustier sibling argued to her bottom heavy counterpart "And ze truck was brand new! I bet ze boy isn't even a manager!"
>You weren't and you were damn glad, work was bad enough without keeping track of others.
>"'e's better zan zat boy you fancied in ze acadamy!" Jeanne retorted, taking a step towards her sister. 'Didn't 'e work at a fast food resturant!"
>"'e 'ad ze taste to enjoy Gamera!" the now furious Maria roared, going nose to nose with her little sister "'e is so much better zen zat overgrown lizard zat does nozing but destroy!"
>....Wat?
>After that the argument got a tad more....nonsensical.
>It was like watching an internet fight except the internet was girls that were wearing very nice dresses and speaking with french accents.
>The argument started with powers and toughness and then went into their feats before devolving into some very heated french.
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Human! Please call me back...
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Being a house husband for your lazy Amazon wife!

Snuggling together on the couch while she watches her game!

Cuddling her and letting her know you love her!

Her trying to keep her cool but unable to hide her goofy smile!
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Maids are olev
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>>14595286
>tfw no Kakuen pics with Peak Point Helmets
>No Kakuen Freaky Monkey Five
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Santa claws is late, how do you punish her?
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>>14595294
Will you pastebin this once you finish?
Also, use less lines so it doesn't clutter everything.
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>>14595294
>Goblin in a maid uniform
I wanna see.
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>>14595309
Go down her chimney to show her how it should be done, clearly.
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>>14595246
>Defile a High Elf
>She comes back pregnant, demanding you take responsibility
>Defile her even more
>Put her through all sorts lewd & humiliating activities
>Cum inside her several times a day
>She can't protest or leave since her village cast her out for bearing a half-breed
>Child is finally born
>Silvery hair and dark brown skin
>High Elf is mortified
>Daughter grows up to be terribly lewd
>Mommy tries to ignore her and Daddy, so she sets to have fun with Papa
>Always teases Mama about how good Papa feels
>By the time she's 18, she's even curvier than her mom
>High Elf mom barges in during one particularly loud session of 'bonding'
>She says she's had enough and will not stand for any more debauchery
>Daughter grabs her & pulls her into a kiss while still grinding on daddy's cock
>Says Mama has been to stressed about appearances and needs to lighten up
>Hops off of Daddy and pulls Mama into place
>Pushes her down on his dick, filling her up
>Spend hours defiling her with your daughter
>Eventually she begins to break, her protests and cries of shame melting into moans of pleasure
>By sunrise she's become as much of a slut as her daughter, begging to be filled up
What a happy family
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>>14595273
>That's unhygienic
Yes, and? A lot of we're gonna do ain't very hygienic.
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>>14595309
Take the Krampus out to enjoy some fine wine and dining, a movie, and consensual sex in the missionary position. I *know* she's going to be looking at us through a window and stewing in anger the entire time.
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>>14595294
bless your soul for taking the poodle kobold idea this far.
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>>14595322
This is a cute and hilarious image you have out in my head.
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>>14595299
These aren't my orcs...
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>>14595300
I can't wait to see this finished.
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>>14595294
>For that Anon from last thread.
That is me, and I still thank you for making my stupid ideas into actual stories.
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>>14595309
Tie her arms up and hug her so she can't hug me back, and I'll leave oatmeal raisin cookies and skim milk for her
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>>14595300
I want to be a house husband to my workaholic Amazon wife!
I want my workaholic Amazon wife to become an alcoholic!
I want my workaholic Amazon wife to begin to abuse me!
I want to find solace in my dear friend, first in emotional support and then in her body!
I want my alcoholic Amazon wife to crumble when I stay with my dear lover rather then her, leaving her broken!
I want my dear friend to wake up every day to breakfast, amazed that she managed to save me!
I want my dear friend to pay a Tanuki a hefty sum for arranging things this way, so that I'd be to appreciative of her to leave her.
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Master, shall I take care of your needs before you retire?
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>>14595340
But you're not blonde. What'd you do with my premium meido?
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x is best girl
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>>14595321
Do you really want to put your mouth on musky cyclops crotch? Even then, do you really want to fuck her?
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>>14595349
Not him, but I would. Probably not for a monoeye neet, but maybe a different one. Got any dragon neets?
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>>14595348
>X
>Not Y
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>>14595348
>>14595353
>X
>Y
>not glorious Z
it's like I'm swimming in a sea of pee
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>>14595339
How do you turn someone into an abusise alcoholic? Mind control?
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>>14595294
>It was at this point you decided to interrupt and ask why Marie was paying her sister a visit, the two kobolds temporarily halting their arguement to give you an answer.
>"I am 'ere to see 'ow my little Jeanne is doing!" Marie said as if it was obvious, her fire dying down a bit "We do zis every year around zis time! Zere is skiing and ze skating and maybe a game of zat 'Rape Ball' zat she finds so intriguing."
>You gave Jeanne a look and she, a tad sheepishly, gave you a nod.
>"It is true," she said, "we do zis every year and ze whole zing almost slipped my mind. I was just about to tell you when ze doorbell rang."
>Ah, well. You guess that having her sister stay a couple days wouldn't be all that bad.
>"Actually, it will be for a month," Marie told you, the words making your heart sink a bit "We've been apart far too long and I want to spend time with my little sister."
>You felt your eye twitch a little bit, Jeanne still avoiding your gaze directly and Marie hiding a tiny yawn behind a hand.
>"Sorry about zat," the older sibling said when it was gone, giving you both a polite smile "I am tired from ze trip and would like to freshen up a bit, it is good to see you Jeanne and you as well Anon. 'Opefully you will prove me wrong and turn out to be a diamond in ze rough, no?"
>With that she was gone, her posture perfect as she ascended the stairs to the guest room, leaving you and Jeanne alone.
>"Sorry about zat sweetie," the kobold told you with a sheepish grin "she may be a bit strict but I am sure you will be good friends once you get to know 're, even if she enjoys zat dumb turtle."
>You sighed and told her not to worry about it, your acceptance causing the kobold's fluffy tail to give a small wag in excitement.
>Who knows, maybe you could make friends with her, although you didn't know how.
>Maybe robocop would help you, he'd never let you down before.
>Either way, it was going to be a hell of a month.
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>>14595336
But with her arms tied up, she wouldn't be able to eat and drink those properly. Better put them in bowls for her.
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>>14595357
>Z
>Glorious
>Not based A
Good god, when did I enter the shit taste thread?
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>>14595349
>musky
I can only get so turned on anon.
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>>14595310
Sorry about the lines, I'm not used to the large character limits yet.

Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.

>>14595325
No problem, I enjoy kobolds.

>>14595333
Welcome.
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>>14595294
>>14595360
I feel terrible but could we get a segment where the older sister tries to seduce the MC? Only for it to end with a foursome with both sisters and the goblin maid? I'm sorry I can't help myself with the requests anon. I can't write for shit and you're making my dreams come true.
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>>14595361
I don't want to be on her naughty list, I just want to hug her without fear of becoming her husband!
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>>14595368
>Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't see the issue.
>I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.
Just make a greentext repository like PRW and Harblador.
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>>14595374
Maybe.
Give me a bit.
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>>14595360
That poodle's a cutie.
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>>14595368
>Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.

do this >>14595374 and it should be long enough to warrant a pastebin
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>>14595385
you're making my month here anon
I feel like Moe from the simpsons, looking at the noose in his bar and going "not today old friend"

Also have some Kobolds
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>>14595352
That's slightly less gross, But still. set your sights higher.

>>14595365
So you're one of those guys. You would beg for a plump monoeye butt on your face as her smell fills your nose and her monopussy leaks into your mouth before you tonguefuck her to multiple orgasms!
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>>14595374
>>14595385
I just want to voice my own personal "Meh" on this. Why can't things ever just be left at a cute couple?

But oh well...
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>>14595399
No, I want a plump dragon and to sniff said plump neet dragon. You can't stop me.
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>>14595399
>So you're one of those guys. You would beg for a plump monoeye butt on your face as her smell fills your nose and her monopussy leaks into your mouth before you tonguefuck her to multiple orgasms!
Why do you have to say it like it's a war crime?
Look you even made her sad!
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>>14595406
>it's still a cute couple
>it just gets undeniably kinky when her onee-san comes over to visit
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>>14595407
>Sniff

She's going to end up in the dungeon isn't she?
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>>14595399
>plump monoeye butt
I desire this.
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>>14595412
I repeat.

"Meh".
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What if a monoeye...with TWO VAGINAS.
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>>14595430
what if my dick into ur fuckin mouth
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>>14595423
>Repeat
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>>14595412
An easy solution to this problem would be to write a sidestory focused on the onee-san, where she somehow gets together with a boy lower on the totem pole than Anon.
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>>14595407
If you tried harder, you might be able to get a nice fit dragon with a six figure job!

>>14595409
It is a bad thing! Next you know you'll be nibbling her neck and asking if she wants more! Then you'll gently enter her and make sure she enjoys slow romantic sex!
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>>14595409
>monopussy
But isn't, that, like, all of them? Except manticores and slimes, I guess.
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>>14595299
What happens if i do?
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>>14595415
But I'm into femdom

>>14595444
But I don't want a nice fit dragon, I want a chubby awkward neet one, with pudge, an untrimmed bush, and desperate to make me a part of her small hoard.
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>>14595454
Why sell yourself so low?
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>>14595444
>It is a bad thing! Next you know you'll be nibbling her neck and asking if she wants more! Then you'll gently enter her and make sure she enjoys slow romantic sex!
It's not bad if I take responsibility for my actions!
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>>14595456
Because I find it so hot
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>>14595395
Alright, I hate to say it but I'm not going to do the foursome.

As much as I enjoyed writing them, I would find it a bit forced to try and get them all together like that.

It also doesn't help that I'm crashing but the long and short of it is that I feel the story should stay the way it is, with an Anon and his french, himidery and tomboyish poodle kobold and their visiting sister.
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>>14595454
You say that now Anon but I know how this goes.
First it's a sniff, then it's dairy products, and before long we've got a dragon stuck in a dungeon with a couple mice watching TV while you go around and impregnate every one of them.
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>>14595462
Thank you!

It was very cute and thanks for the good stuff anon.
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>>14595469
No problem, I was glad to write something for someone again.
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>>14595462
it's okay anon you've done enough. Have this bush that just showed up in my yard the other day as a token of our new found friendship.
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>>14595479
Thank you, I'm sure that nothing will go wrong.
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>>14595479
I'm not taking this. Just like I didn't take that Wock.
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>>14595483
>Later that night at Anon's house...
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>>14595485
What? What other fantastic gifts are you not accepting? Can I have them?
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Anon, I dare you to go into that scary Dragon Lady's house and take one of her gold coins!
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>>14595485
I can see not taking a Wock, they can be deadly if you have any other pets, but this is just a harmless, safe, not-going-to-rape-you bush.
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>>14595458
This is your last chance to turn back. If you don't, you'll be whispering to the blushing, moaning monoeye that she's wonderful and that the only thing you want in the world right now is for her to become a mother. By then you'll be close and kiss her on the mouth before filling her up!

>>14595460
But she's a loser! A loser!
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>>14595487
Well, that should would be comfy to sleep under after a long day.

Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, please consider reading up on kobolds and their varient breeds.

werecats too if you are so inclined.
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>>14595485
>take that Wock
This reminded me that that Crow Tengu story never continued ;_:
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>>14595491
That's against the law though.
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>>14595491
No way man, those charred knight corpses on her front lawn aren't fake decorations...

...I think.
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>>14595491
>get dared to take CC dragon lady's gold
>just get one coin and get out of there
>and you're in good with your senpais group
>only thing is now is what's standing between you and glory
>an irate 30-something dragon lady in business attire
>"Put down the gold if you want to live"
>"I WILL NOT let go of a single piece of my hoard."
>"But... you are kind of cute, so I'll make you a deal."
>"Survive a night with me and you can take as much gold as you want."
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>>14595502
Like siamese?
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>>14595517
Yep, or a big, fluffy main coon should you so choose.

And they will be Siamese whether you do or do not please.
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>>14595517
>White hair
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>Big ass
>Small tits
She's perfect.
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>>14595501
>This is your last chance to turn back.
Oh I lost my chance to turn back a long time ago anon... I'm giving her all of the daughterus.
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>>14595519
>main coon
BEEG AMERICAN BREED TIDDIES.
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>>14595515
I-If it's just one night. And she can't mount herself on me, I'm saving myself for my future wife!
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>>14595507
The greentext? I realized I had no idea where I was going with it and wasn't really proud of the writing, so I swept it under the rug.
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>>14595527
Aww, bummer.
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>>14595525
Yep, and that doesn't even count how fluffy they are and how large they are.
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>>14595526
But anon, she wants to be your future wife! Why do you think that 24 pack of manticore venom is on her dresser?

And let's not get into those fertility pills in her bathroom...
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>>14595521
Then what? You'll give them piggyback rides and juiceboxes? Help them get over their anxiety about going to school for the first time? Watch as they make new friends despite being freaks of nature? Give them the best upbringing you can, even if there are plenty of bumps along the way? March them proudly down the aisle in their wedding dress as they marry a nice dependable man?
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>>14595532
She's large in multiple ways, but the lack of fluff is a disappointment. I mean, that's still a lot of hair, it's just not poofy enough.
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>>14595517
Cheongsam a bestest.
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>>14595541
okay stop it, I went from hard to sad in an instant
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>>14595547
That's what you get.
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>>14595538
B-But she's nearly twice my age! She can't inject manticore venom, because if she does she'll have to take responsibility for stealing my virginity! Then I'd be stuck as her house husband, waiting on her hand and foot, welcoming her home in a naked apron, prepping her a bath and dinner, giving her foot massages while she tells me about her day at work, helping her relieve some stress in the bedroom, and eventually raising the daughterus.

Is that what she wants to do with a young boy?
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>>14595548
>inherent sadness that I'll never be the man my Monoeye waifu wants me to be because she's not real?
yeah thanks for that mang
brb gonna drown my sorrows in bleach
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>>14595552
She isn't filthy rich just because anon. She's already got the baby names picked out.
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>>14595545
Indeed.
How is that VN by the way?
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>>14595554
But at least she's not crying alone on a cold empty bed when she realizes she'll never meet her husbando.
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>>14595515
She's going to tie me to the bed and put on revealing lacey nightwear!
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>>14595559
It's both amazing and terrible. It's adorable and the lewd is good if you have a decensored version, but it's so cute I can't handle it for more than like half an hour at a time. You remember that image of the old man in a gray sweater having a heart attack? It's actually like that.
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"Anon! Stop looking at unauthorized websites on company time! I swear if you actually worked as much as you goof off you'd be a damn good manager!"
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>>14595568
Huh, may need to look into it then.
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>>14595574
kick that bitch in the tit
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>>14595574
Sounds like someone needs some 'all natural' creamer in her coffee.
Hope she has a bigger bra.
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>>14595574
You can't confirm that. I don't want to be a manger anyway.
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>>14595580
>kick your succuboss in the tit
>get fired
>later that night get a visit from her older sister
>who tortures you by doing all of the fetishes you absolutely hate while you're tied to your bed
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>>14595491
Beware the CC Dragon lady who lives next door with the amazing hips!
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>>14595557
Gah, what an old perverted lady! She's lucky I'm easily won over.
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>>14595574
Sorry, but I found this anonymous image board and I studied how some of my co-workers typed and noticed that they were talking ahit about you!
So, as a very hard-working, uh, worker, i felt obligated to defend your honour! I mean, I can't just allow them to shit-talk you on the internet. You're our boss, and a very good one
But, if you want me to go back to work, then I guess if that's what you want. I guess they'll just continue to shit-talk you to oblivion. About your fat ass, and you, what was the term? Ah! "200 dick sucked" lips
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>>14595588
>who tortures you by doing all of the fetishes you absolutely hate
>while you're tied to your bed
She don't know me very well, do she?
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>>14595588
Jokes on her, that's my fetish all along, and her being an older sister only makes my dick harder
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>>14595515
'I think you're mistaken lady." I say closing the front door behind me and bolting the lock into place.
"It's not me who has to survive the night."
I unbuckle my pants and shed them, revealing my already rockhard member.
"It's you."

"Is that tiny thing supposed to be your dick?"
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>>14595491
>successfully steal coin
>friends super impressed
>feel like shit all night for stealing
>go back the next day and return it
>try to slip it under her door, but she opens it right as you do
>she makes you explain
>give a short explanation while looking down
>then wait
>and wait
>more waiting
>eventually look up, find her staring at you
>you meet her eyes
>she gets a small smile on her face
>"You're an interesting young man. Why don't you come in for a bit?"
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>>14595595
just wait until she gets into the NTR aspect of your torture
this is supposed to be torture
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>>14595574
>>14595588
Lips are too big.
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Don't you want to be a stud anon? To be cherished for your breeding prowess?

To be called a stallion?
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>>14595598
No Anon! She's going to burn you to a crisp with her dragon breath! Or ride you until you're broken!

Dragons are dangerous!
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>>14595598
Rip
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>>14595597
>"Is that tiny thing supposed to be your dick?"
Oooh, banter AND hatesex! wonderful!

>>14595598
I feel like you'd get some props for managing to actually steal it. I mean, this is a DRAGON'S hoard for crying out loud. Shit ain't easy.

>>14595599
>NTR
She really don't know me. Also, no woman to steal, semi-colon, underscore, etc.
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>>14595602
You know what.
I will.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to be the first man to ever cumflate a unicorn.
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>>14595602
Nah.
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>>14595592
I don't care what 'anon-e-moose' thinks about me. I only care about what you think...
Do you really think my ass is fat?
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>>14595340
Unnfff, the front is as good as the back.
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>>14595607
>I feel like you'd get some props for managing to actually steal it. I mean, this is a DRAGON'S hoard for crying out loud. Shit ain't easy.

>you go into her house praying for your pelvis
>all she wants to know is how you dodged the snakepits
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>>14595602
Mono should draw a bicorn with twintails
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>>14595615
>all she wants to know is how you dodged the snakepits
She didn't have them on the proper setting to ward off intruders. See, she had them set to M for Mild when it should be set to W for Wumbo.
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>>14595610
Well I'm not saying that I was saying that your ass if fat. Those were the other people. If I had to be honest, and don't cut my pay-check for this, I think it's fine
I mean, your legs are great, I mean, god damn. A for effort. But your ass is just fine
Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing or anything! Fine is. Well, it's pretty fine so, uh
I mean, you could grip them, so there's that. Probably squeeze them and leave a mark or something. Better than nothing, right? So, uh

I'm going to, uh, go back to work now. Good talk, boss
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>>14595610
I want to give my demon boss an ass so fat that she accidentally knocks stuff off of desks when she turns.
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>>14595615
>"...There were snake pits?"
>HFW
>[Frustrated lamia hissing in the background]
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>>14595574
Sorry boss, I did most of my work already and I'm psyching myself up for pranking that alp in human resources by giving her coffee with my jizz mixed in it.
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>>14595620
She brings you to her office for overtime later in the day.
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>>14595574
I might have hired a bit of a mouthy secretary.
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>>14595605
Turns out she just wanted me to try her cookies. She's a baker of all things. Weird right? She wanted a human opinion, different taste buds or something.

She said she'll forget the coin thing if I come over and try her cooking once in a while. She asked me to come back tomorrow.
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>>14595491
>Sneak inside
>spend hours of searching through the catacombs she apparently had installed in her basement.
>Several traps and winding passages later, you find it.
>A glorious pile of gold.
>You waste no time in crouching down to scoop as much as you can carry.
>All of a sudden you smell a scent of perfume and fire.
>Slowly turn around.
>The scary Dragon lady stands at a towering 8 feet, hands on her hips, looking down on you.
>"Found what you're looking for? Little thief?"

And Anon was never seen again.
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>>14595525
I better be able to pound her and cinnamon in the next vn
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>>14595608
Mah brother of African decent!
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>>14595640
>"I have now, the loveliest thing in the house."
If flattery and submissiveness doesn't win her over, run.
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>>14595630
This is about the pay-check, isn't it? I knew. it. Brain was telling me what I was saying was sexual harrassment, but of course I don't listen.
Listen Boss, I understand your frustration. Fire me. Actually, you don't even have to say it. I'll just pack up my stuff and leave. Save you the pleasure of firing someone. Or, at least I think bosses like firing.
Well, if you hate the person

I'm babbling, sorry. Packing my shit up. Been a pleasure working for you. Now to return to the many eons it takes to find a job. Yay
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>>14595647
I want to tease her by plugging her up and forcing her to walk around afterwards.

It would be funny for her to work at a daycare and force her to explain to her student's where that sloshing is coming from.
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>>14595651
"Good. Pack your things anon, because today you're promoted to being my new secretary!"
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>>14595649
I don't know Anon, she isn't some naive, young Dragon who's just left her mother's nest to start her own hoard.

She's probably heard it all before, it's going to be hard to get through to her scaled heart.

I suggest start with calling her 'Sugarscale' and go from there.
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>>14595649
What if she catches me between her thighs before I can make a break for it?
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>>14595666
Yes yes, I'm packing my stuff up so- wait, what?
But I- But I'm bad with phones. Okay, maybe not that bad, but still
Seriously? Do I get paid mo- this is important: Do I get paid more? Because either way, thanks boss. Seriously
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>>14595667
This is smart advice, follow it. beware though, doing so may cause her to give you a pet name in return.

>>14595671
Do whatever she tells you to do, which will most likely "lick like the dog you are." Then pray she'll give you headpats and call you a good boy.
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>>14595640
I most certainly did. Now to claim my reward.
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>>14595574
I wouldn't spend so much time watching porn if you did what secretaries are supposed to do and suck me off.
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>>14595671
>Anon tries to dash between her legs.
>Gets stuck halfway through, scrabbling at the floor as she holds him in place with her powerful Dragon thighs.
>"Pitiful. Like a little rat trying to scamper away."
>"I'm going to enjoy breaking you, little rat."

Should have brought Dragon mace or something, or tried stalling her like Bilbo.
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>>14595676
You get paid salary, but the hours will be long. There will be some nights where you'll be sleeping with me.-IMEANSLEEPINGONMYCOUCHINMYOFFICEAFTERHOURSOFBALLDRAININGSEX-



Oh my. I mean, I'll just be in my office. Get me when you finished packing up.
AND PLEASE KNOCK!!!
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>>14595684
That's sexual harassment and I'm married. Now to go report your ass and take your job!
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>>14595691
Whats breaking mean in this context?
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>>14595684
>that's not your succutary
>that's your succuboss
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>>14595692
I didn't understand any of that but I did get the part about knocking and packing up
Which in that case, I'll guess I'll see you in a few. Though, where am I being stationed? Nevermind, I'll ask that later, you seem distracted.
But seriously, thank you, Boss. You're the best
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>>14595702
Most likely my pelvis, if I'm lucky.
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>>14595702
Well thieves need to be punished Anon, so they won't be able to steal ever again.
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>>14595702
Breaking down your false sense of pride and your now worthless ideals.
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>>14595711
>>14595714
>>14595717
This sounds pretty good, and might fulfill my masochist fantasies, assuming she takes responsibility at the end. I want to be a young idealistic hero fighting for an ideal and get defeated, beaten and broken down, degraded, mocked, and broken by a Monster Girl. And then made into her husband.
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>>14595711
>>14595714
>>14595717
help
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>>14595720
>>14595722
Don't worry. She'll kiss your tear soaked face and offer to forgive you f you become her's.
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>>14595722
There can be no help.
Only nonstop breeding
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>>14595722
>>14595728
Only if she's yandere.
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>>14595722
Do you have the second image of that dragon by any chance?
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>>14595749
Just use iqdb
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>>14595758
Can I use lgbt instead?
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>>14595738
We talking "she's gonna shank your whole family" or adorably overprotective?
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>>14595776
Not him, but I'd prefer the latter.
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>>14595656
You and me both anon, you and me both....
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>>14595765
Only if you're a faggot
Seriously, it's in the rules
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>>14595642

Yeah, they're both pretty great. Coconut desperately tries not to act as moronic as everyone around her and she has the best body, plus she's clumsy because of her large frame which is cute. And Cinnamon is perverted and desperate as shit so you know she's DTF.
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>>14595784
The best bit would be her deciding whether she should chase after one of the kids so that everyone can hear her 'filling' or if she stays there and lets them get away with things.
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I'm going to have nightmares about swarms of red arachne coming to rape me to the chime of bells.
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>>14595824
What's so nightmarish about it?
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>>14595824
Having trouble with the Respawn Bell Maidens, are we anon?

Just ignore them all and rush up to the bell-ringing bitch. Kill her, and all the reds will die with her.
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>>14595829
I love my big sister!
I want to marry my big sister!
I want to make babies (plural) with my big sister!
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>>14595830
No matter where you run, there they are, leaping for you taking half your health in one hit, blocking doorways, surrounding and legstunlocking you untill you spill your red stuff all over them.
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>>14595829
Source?
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>>14595873
SauceNao->Ex
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>have a Hellhound and an Anubis as friends
>they have an intense rivalry between each other
>always try to one-up the other in stupid contests and bets
>one day, Hellhound challenges Anubis to a Pocky game
>oh boy here we go again
>Anubis asks "whats a Pocky game?"
>Hellhound has a twinkle in her eye
>next thing you know, both the Hellhound and Anubis are laying prone on the floor, pants down and asses bare
>get dragged in to facilitate
>apparently, they have to take turns sticking a chocolate Pocky stick into the pooper
>the winner is the one who has the most Pocky sticks in their butt without breaking them
>fairly certain this isnt how the Pocky game is supposed to be played
>Hellhound is up first
>her hips are raised so the hole is clearly visible
>gently place the tip of the Pocky stick into the hole before slowly pushing it; surprisingly it goes in smooth
>the melted chocolate acts as suitable lubricant
>Hellhound takes her first Pocky stick like a champ, with a smug expression on her face
>Anubis next
>she's tensed up, and its a bit harder to put in the Pocky stick
>eventually, it makes it's way in before she suddenly clenches and it snaps off
>Hellhound with a smug expression watching the Anubis fidget
>it continues on, with Hellhound clearly in the lead with the score being 7-2
>Anubis sits there mouth agape and sweating as she admits defeat
>Hellhound says the game still isn't finished
>apparently, the loser has to eat out the winner's Pocky as well
>Anubis begrudgingly moves over and hesitates for a moment, spreading the Hellhound's butthcheeks before diving in and nibbling down the Pocky sticks to the base
>fairly certain my Hellhound and Anubis friends are into each other
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>>14595890
The pocky game is far too lewd.
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>>14595890
... someone illustrate this
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Better have your blood healthy boya.
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>>14595950
B-But I just gave you my blood last week! You damn mosquitoes can't push us around forever!
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>>14595950
Better idea: I'm going to get as shitfaced as I possibly can without dying. Also, I'm gonna see if I can make my blood more delicious by injecting my own semen into it.
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>>14595950
>Tfw extremely afraid of needles
Sorry ma'am, you're not getting blood from me
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>>14595955
>someone seem to have forgotten how it was under Vampires

>>14595958
Don't they get it through ordinary biting and sucking through small bite marks though?
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>>14595950
She's after my iron-rich blood! Help!
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>>14595961
Do they? I kind of skimmed their profile since I saw Mosquito and automatically thought needles
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>>14595950
Damn it, mosquitoes shouldn't be sexy.
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>>14595969
On a hot, humid night they'll break into your house if you leave the lights on, ganging up on you and holding you down while each girl gets to drink her fill. They'll hold you hostage as their own personal blood buffet.

Always remember to clean up any stagnant water puddles or pools near your house.
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>>14595963
Yeah, me too
Nothing kills my boner better than blood. Vampires are immune to that somehow though
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>>14595973
>Nothing kills my boner better than blood.
Or a lack thereof
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>>14595950
Is this the type of mosquito that keeps sucking after you smack it.
Post that image
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>>14595950
>tfw AB+ blood type
So, since I'd likely end up in either of those, Vampire Kingdom or Mosquito People's Republic?
All this old-fashioned aristocratic stuff in Vampire's stronghold is pretty rad and stylish, but I dunno, seems kinda backward nowadays. Plus, I've heard rumors of simple human folk sometimes being straight-out objectified there.
Then again, back in Mosquito's totalitarian state everyone is objectified...
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>>14595890
>>14595936
Seconded.
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>>14595990
>Plus, I've heard rumors of simple human folk sometimes being straight-out objectified there.
It's called freedom of sexuality.
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>>14595997
Freedom for Vampires maybe.
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>>14596006
Those boys enjoy it! Those revealing clothe are actually quite comfy.
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I want a nerdy nosferatu vampire with big bat ears, black sclera, gray skin, and a bookish nature!
I want to hug her from behind while she's reading and have her give a squeak of surprise.
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>>14596017
>nosferatu

So bald too, and with bad teeth? I won't judge. Not to your face, anyways.
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>>14596025
I was more imagining shark teeth and messy hair that looks like she just got up.
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>>14596028
>Nosferatu
>Hair

Plz
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>>14596030
Vampires also don't explode when they enter the sun in this one, getting hair isn't that much of a stretch.
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>>14596086
Wrong thread?
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>>14596091
Nah he's just practicing for the next MG-on-pike "FREE SPEECH" event.

/s
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>>14596091
sorry
>>14596093
Damn straight. I've got a right to wear my sandwich board on campus and tell people that men deserve not to be raped.
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>>14595950
>have Mosquito waifu
>buff her with your blood big time
>a blood-starved Vampire, twice your waifu's size and ten times her age, walks up to you
>humiliatingly asks the waifu who could just as well pass for her daughter if she could spare some of your blood, hoping being a fellow blood-sucker would cause some sympathy for her situation
>waifu beats the shit and leaves a sobbing mess out of a Vampire

>agree with waifu to pretend she's an abusive cunt in front of some upreared, but romantically unsuccessful Vamps
>calls you tasteless, degrading pet names and throws hurtful jokes
>persists on feeding you with junkfood saying your blood tastes the best after it
>sucks you like a bottle of cheap whisky, leaving blood stains disgraceful for any blood-sucking mamono
>loudly comments the taste even Vampires can smell as quite unique with 'That's the shit!'
Few see the potential in all these weak-yet-cunning girls. And once we power her up to Lilim-hair level, we'd go fuck with Dragons.
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>>14595950
Why the fuck do nips like Vamp Mosquito so much?
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>>14595950
Nice art.
Vamp Mosquito are cute.
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>>14596119
Simply put, they've got taste.

Just not when it comes to cosplay tier vs. otherwise interesting appearance and at least somewhat original bio...
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>>14596131
*mosquitos
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>>14596119
Why would people hate them?
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>>14596099
Don't feel bad, it was funny at least
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>>14596116
That's evil tho
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>>14595829
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce "Iä?"

And as great a doujin as this was if we could use HP Lovecraft's spinning corpse as a turbine all the world's energy problems would go out the window.
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>>14596132
>Nips
>Taste
But Jiangshi went completely ignored apart from butter using her to shill his patreon.
>>14596137
Maybe it's just me who wants to cunt punt them due to their appearance, they remind me of a certain someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4iC52d-fVY
Being mosquitos doesn't help either.
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>>14596147
>anything done to Dragons or Vampires, ever
>eebul
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>>14596149
I don't know man, all I know is it means 'come' and it seemed appropriate.

And hey, she might really be the black sheep of the woods with a thousand young eventually. He's young, give him time.
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>>14596157
>Fetid, unnatural waifu tendril-locks you as you're nearing orgasm
>A thousand voices inside her scream erratically:
>>IÄ! Iä! Iä! iä! iä...!
>Her black, inky hole floods with enough of your white stuff to produce a thousand daughterus
>Her tendrils relax and gently hold you as her breath settles down
>Her flaps begin to close and she slowly begins to resemble a human girl again
>You stroke the mass of black tendrils extending from her head as you fall into restless sleep
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>>14596151
I am really wondering why Jiangshi are not popular.

>video
But that girl is cute.

>Being mosquitos doesn't help either
Why do you relate the MG with a IRL species?
People don't hate Ushi-Onis, other Arachnes and Oomukade .
They are even anons here who love Devil Bugs.
Pretty sure some hate their IRL counterparts.
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>>14596184
I'm reminded of the arachnophobe that loved arachnes. That was amusing.
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>>14596192
It is probably because spiders don't have boobs.
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>>14595890
Jesus fucking holy hell's shitting bells, lewdness of this level should not be legal in large doses.

But I want it anyway.
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>>14596184
>People don't hate Ushi-Onis, other Arachnes and Oomukade
Wasn't there a dude who disliked Ushi-Onis so much he said he would fortify his own house into what amounts to a military base and his yard into a minefield just to avoid them? And I can recall a few times people being scared of arachnes for their spider-parts.
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>>14596184
Yeah it's probably just me being irrational in this case. I'm terrified of spiders and centipedes yet love both of those girls.
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>>14596149
Most media uses Ee-yah as the pronunciation. Which is hilarious when you compare it to the almost identical Nip squeal.
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>>14596198
More Arachnes for us then.

>>14596201
Happy to see more spiders and more bugs MGs lovers.
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>>14596198
Maybe it's because Ushi-Onis are rape machines (even if most of the MGs are, but whatever) or he was just doing his Alp.
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>>14596216
>Happy to see more spiders and more bugs MGs lovers.
I think my love of Ushis has actually helped me control my fear of real life spiders. Before I could never bring myself to go anywhere near one but now I have the courage to let one out the door in a jar, being a fan of rape trains has made me a stronger person.
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>>14596173
Please anon, I can only get so erect
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>>14596151
I'd like a Vamp Mosquito who acts like Nico.
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>>14596192
Not that guy but I'm the same way. They aren't my favorite but I do like them, and I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
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>>14596226
I see what you mean.
Spiders don't really scare me (except tarantulas), but I hated them. I hate them less now since Arachnes (especially Jorou-Gumo) are some of my favorites MGs.
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Spider Cow and Creepy Stinker fight, who rapes the anon?
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>>14596233
>In your dreams you are bound by an endless mass of writhing tendrils
>You cannot close your eyes as a black, formless mass descends upon you
>Your vision grows more blurry, your ears begin to ring as it fills your vision
>Finally the only sound you can hear, the only sensation that fills your mind is the blood rushing through your veins
>Suddenly you snap awake to find your head inside a black, wet abyss
>You thrash in panic, and she awakens
>She rubs her eyes and asks you what's wrong as she retracts her chest from your face
>You realize she had hugged you so tight during the night that her chest orifice had enveloped your head
>You tell her it was just a bad dream and readjust your position to place your head on her shoulder
>Just as you drift away, her face begins to open and her tongues worm their way out through what used to be her cheeks and all over your face...
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>>14596254
Why not a threesome?

>>14596255
Continue please.
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>>14596261
>Why not a threesome?
Show me a man who can handle both of those things.
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>>14596262
Uhhhh, Achilles?
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>>14596263
The stinker will nibble his heel because she's a rotten freak.
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>>14596263
That nigga is dead and fucking hellhounds in Hades. Didn't you read the Odyssey?
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>>14596254
They both do.
>Oomukade wraps herself around anon to stop him from fleeing and bites him to inject her venom
>The Ushi-Oni rips his pants off and starts having her way with him
>It's not long until he blows his first load and the Oomukade demands they switch places
>The Ushi wants to continue but agrees to switch for a little, grabbing anon's arms and pinning him to the floor while the Oomukade takes his still sensitive member into her mouth to get him hard again
>The two of them continue until anon passes out from exhaustion, they grumble that they wanted to keep going and agree to buy some Manticore venom from the market for tomorrow's session
>>14596262
Monster girl world is full of all kinds of wonderful performance enhancers and I'm sure he'd build some stamina after a while.
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>>14596262
If they are people who can handle 2 Soldier Beetles, I am pretty sure that they are people who could handle them both.
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>>14596266
>implying he can't leave whenever he wants because Charon is a lazy ho
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>>14596268
My dick.
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>>14596268
Why would they buy Manticore venom when the Oomukade already produces venom?
And according to Historianon's story, it's stronger than Manticore venom.
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>>14596269
I bet people that get soldier beetle waifus would get cocky and taunt people because they know they're safe.
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>>14596273
They do different things, Oomukade venom makes him feel good and Manticore venom increases the amount of semen he produces.
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>>14596280
Really?
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>>14596270
>Undead exist because Charon was too busy being gangbanged for days on end again to ferry the newly dead and they got bored and went home
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>>14596283
How did she get her job and how does she keep it?
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>>14596283
I thought it was because of those ghastly puns she made, bad enough to make the dead roll in their graves.
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>>14596281
Oomukade
>Men injected with this poison experience a rush of pleasure around the place where they were bitten at that very moment, and their bodies lose all strength. In fact, the poison is so potent that even if they don’t do anything for a while, the man will continually experience an intoxicating pleasure at the place where he was bitten.
Manticore
>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation. In this state, if a man’s penis is engulfed by their tail, he will reach climax every time the walls of their tail move, and ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly.

Although being monster girl venoms you can be sure that both help keep an erection.
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>>14596289
I don't pay much attention the words KC writes because it's so silly, but
>ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly
I'm not scared of Manticores.
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>>14596289
And the Girtablilu's venom have both of these effects.
Girtablilus are the best.
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>>14596295
Jesus Christ how horafying. I might have to write about them at some point.
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>>14596295
>>14596297
Do we still have any other Girtablilu stories than that Harblador short?
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>>14596221
>or he was just doing his Alp
What does "doing your Alp" mean?
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>>14596297
Don't forget Apophis. They have a strong venom too.
And yes, please write a Girtablilu's story. They need more love.

>>14596303
Don't remember other stories about them.

>>14596308
Acting like a faggot
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>>14596291
>I'm not scared of Manticores.
There's nothing to be scared of.
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>>14596312
>please write a Girtablilu's story. They need more love
Will do. Maybe not a whole story, but a flashback to a scorpion pit might be fun while some characters swap stories about the desert.
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>>14596313
Of course there isn't. Besides, tailpussies can smell fear and secrete pheromones that turn it into scarearousal, so being scared of them would be a bad move. So it's good that I'm not.
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>>14596313
Get a tail pussy

>>14596314
Thank you
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>>14596312
>Don't remember other stories about them.
As long as you can ignore author tract done horribly wrong, there's this one: https://www.literotica.com/s/deathstalker
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>>14596319
>Thank you
Don't thank me until I'm done with it, please. Any other Desert girls I should try squeezing into it? Pot Devils maybe?
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The Vale of Shadows is overrun with Yetis. What do?
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>>14596319
I can't even imagine the stink from that long meat-tube.
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>>14596320
Bless you

>>14596321
Mimics, Pot Devils and maybe Sphinx.

>>14596330
Hugs.
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>>14596320
I wish he finally pulled his head out of MGU/MGR and wrote more for fuck's sake.
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>>14596338
>Mimics
I can do that.
>Pot Devils
I can do that too.
>maybe Sphinx
No way, she'd steal the show.
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>>14596338
>Hugs
But those won't make the Vale of Shadows any less overrun!
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>>14596341
Oh I thought that Sphinx was not a popular girl.
Can't really remember an unpopular MG in the desert besides Mimics and Pots Devils.

Maybe Ignis? They can live in deserts and seem to be less popular than the other spirits.
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>>14596348
We must accept our fate.
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>>14596349
I think I'll make do with the Mimics and Pot Devils. Sure Sphinx isn't popular, but a sexy, smart cat like her would, like I said, steal the show.
>>14596350
Traitor!
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>>14596352
>Traitor!
B-But I can't hurt or say no to cute girls like Yetis!
It would break their heart!
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>>14596354
They have no hearts. They are wild beasts, evolved to appear cute and cuddly over the millennia so they can manipulate their prey! Woe is me, to be surrounded by men like this!
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>>14596358
But they will kill us if we refuse!
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cute (and cool)
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>>14596330
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!

Now they can cross miles in a step and hug a man from within his own shadow. I hope you're happy.
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New girl WHEN Kunka.
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>>14596366
Would your tongue get stuck on her skin if you try to lick her?
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>>14595608
Must have a shit load of spunk in order to do that lol.
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Hey thread, I'm commissioning Snibako, and can't decide between one of these three poses. So I'll let the thread decide for me, 1, 2, or 3? I'm kinda leaning towards 2, but I really like 3 too.

http://strawpoll.me/6489489
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>>14596423
I'm really torn between 2 and 3, they're both nice for different reasons but I'd have to say 2.
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>>14596405
Next week maybe
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>>14596423
2
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>>14596423
2 seems the best here.
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I have heard that there is lewdness going on in this thread, explain yourselves.
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>>14596478
I want to molest a yama!
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You seem to have gotten your awoo pregnant
You're going to take responsibility right?
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>>14596489
Depends on if i still can get blowjobs.
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>>14596481
Unforgivably lewd!
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>>14596493
Eiki-sama is a sexual object.
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>>14596490
You mean lickjobs right?
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>>14596489
"Master/Husband, look my belly has already become like this"
"Our baby won't be much longer"

Husband is probably the better fit here, but they're the same word (Goshujin-sama)
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>>14596489
Momiji is flawless wife and breeding material.
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>>14596496
I don't think I'd be able to get off from a lickjob alone, but that sounds pretty damn pleasant and relaxing.
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>>14596494
I want to thigh fuck Eiki-sama!
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>>14596520
As you should.
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>>14596498
I'm not into pregnant stuff, but seeing them pregnant just makes me... i dunno.

Like, by seeing your waifu like that you think about how did that happen, and then you remember how much you fucked like rabbits for that to actually happen, a constant reminder of how lewd your waifu is.

Sometimes happens with daughterus as well, the most thoughtful boners i have ever had.
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>>14596524
I've seen some people say that pregnancy is mankind's oldest fetish.
I guess even if you're not into it, there's still some instinct there.
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>>14596548
I'm not into the whole pregnancy thing but the idea of knocking a girl up still excites me. Instincts are a powerful thing.
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>>14596339
He actually did a rewrite of Deathstalker with more material, but its only on MGR. Apparently he's doing a rewrite of Viridian Ninja that will be released there too.
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>>14596409
Well the official info from Okayado says their body temperature is slightly above freezing (its a freezing aura around their body that actually freezes things, and they usually have control over that).
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>>14596572
best butt
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>>14596572
Boring as hell expression though, she should have a Chaika face going.
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>>14596607
Wurm with Chaika face when?
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>>14596600
I knew of Deathstalker rewrite, I just don't really count it as 'new' content. But Viridian Ninja too? That's interesting, I'd make sure to check on it on MGR then. That story was his very best IMO (and as confirmed by it's average score on Literotica as well).
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>>14596603
I want to melt her like ice cream by licking her!
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>>14596610
Never.
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>>14596661
IMPROVED
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KC's been joking a fair bit about making a MGE card game.

Would be nice if it wasn't a joke and he made it a digital thing, then we could have actual waifu battles.
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>>14596702
How low tier would your waifu be, /mgt/?
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>>14596702
Fuck it, let this nigger make some goddamn profile updates already for Christ's sake.
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>>14596702
Well KC wants to do a RPG game when there will be 200 MGs or more.
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HUGE BREED

SPIDER STRONK
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>>14595602
Not if horse pussy is involved.
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>>14595950
>loli saying boya

SLAP!jpg
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>>14596572
Slay the dragon and make armor out of her scales.
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>>14596702
Yep, he even mentions FE cipher, and if I am not seeing shit FE14Harold/Arthur.
I want an unlucky superhero of justice Wurm-chan.

>>14596729
>Nihihi
>So you came that much......
>Onii-chan, how about you keep this up and become mine?

I want an Imp imouto too.

>>14596766
SMALL BREED

SPIDER CUTE
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>>14596778
Disgusting
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>>14596766
I am glad these things aren't allowed in civilized places and would probably be shot on sight.
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>>14596782
Maybe her scales shouldn't have looked that good.
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>>14596784
HUGE BREED CAN BE CUTE TOO

>>14596784
M-MEAN
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>>14596797
Never say they couldn't.
I was just saying that they are much cuter than huge breed.
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>>14596797
>violent
>short tempers
>dislike humans

Nah, they can go to hell along with those poison slimes.
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>>14596766
I want a huge spider to chain me up and force herself on me!
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>>14596805
I TAKE OFFENSE ON THE LAST ONE
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>>14596811
Why are you yelling.
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>>14596806
I want to cheer for paladin chan as she kicks through the window, declares me under her protection, and makes mincemeat out of the spider with sword and holy fire.
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>>14596811
You kind of backed up what I said.
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>>14596814
Maybe his capslock is broken?
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>>14596805
>dislike humans
They don't hate humans, unlike the black slimes.
Though I woudn't be surprised if they try to rape them.
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>>14596811
>vicious aggro nature
Worried Laughter
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>>14596828
Nigger they're so aggressive they aren't allowed near humans and can't be part of the exchange program. There will be no memes here, these things would quite literally break your pelvis.
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>>14596814
HUGE BREED IS HUGE
TYPING IN HUGE LETTERS IS ONLY LOGICAL

>>14596819
ILL RIP YOUR SPLEEN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
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>>14596842
Stop RP'ing or go back to /a/.
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>>14596840
But being aggressive don't mean that they hate humans.
Never say that I would want to be raped by them, just saying like other Arachnes they might like bondage and rape too.

Maybe they act like Ushi-Onis.

>>14596842
No need to be pissed.
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Stealth blowjob picture just got drawn in the /a/ thread.
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>>14596859
Well then post it here, I'm not going to that garbage board
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>>14596859
Link it via imgur.
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>>14596858
And? You"re nitpicking. Maybe they aren't outright malicious like black slimes but that still doesn't make them any safer to be around.
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>>14596859
>>14596864
>>14596869
Found it.
Though it's nothing special.
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>>14596876
Ah. that's Nayaa's style.
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>>14596876
True, but it has potential.
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So, is Lala part of the harem, or what?
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>>14596890
Either way she wins in the end regardless.
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>>14595491
100 SECONDS
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It's quiet this morning, huh?
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>>14596902
Wock everytime.
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>>14596873
Read again what I wrote.
I never said that they are safe to be around.
Just that they may be occasional rapists and are not haters.

It doesn't really matter anyways since MGE Arachnes > EMG Arachnes

>>14596902
Jabberwock
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>>14596902
Crow Tengu.
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>>14596905
>>14596915
But she's lazy and soft.
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>>14596915
>MGE Arachnes > EMG Arachnes
My brother.
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>>14596902
Toss up between the troll and the jabberwock.
Crow is a little too creepy for me and I couldn't be a delinquent for the paladin.
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>>14596925
That's a good thing.
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>>14596925
you say that like its a bad thing
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>>14595776
The latter.
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>>14596915
You mentioned they, maybe, don't hate humans. Who the nell cares about this "correction?" Fact of the matter is they are bad news. So they don't hate, not going to stop them from crushing someone into a ball for looking at them wrong.
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>>14596942
>correction
Distinction.
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>>14596933
>>14596938
She'll make you get dinner for her as she lazes on the couch, before pulling you down and holding you like a daki as she watches TV! While kissing you with her tentacle and calling you gushy pet names!
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>>14596902
>Her idea of fun is to order a pizza and crack open a few beers while watching TV or playing video games.

Like there's even any competition.
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>>14596941
I want more yandere monstergirls!
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>>14596952
You are making some heavy implications that what you described is all terrible.
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>>14596964
I do as well.
Maybe buff yandere monstergirls.
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>>14596967
She won't let you go and force you into her blubbery wockflesh! Her petnames are really embarrassing! She has weird taste in shows!
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>>14596977
What are these pet names and what kind of shows?
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>>14596977
In order of the points you made:
Absolutely wonderful. Wockhugs are among the best hugs.
So what? As long as she keeps the pet names in the house.
I would find it very difficult to pay attention to whatever show she is watching when I'm being cuddled to such a degree.
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>>14596977
Stop acting like an Alp anon.

>>14596927
Good taste.

>>14596942
We get it but don't worry anon.
The evil large breeds leave the thread.
Get a cute Ushi-Oni waifu now.
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What if a yandere monster girl was aware of her own yandereness and hated it and herself because of her dark and tragic past?
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>>14596983
Plays on your name, her calling you her "Employee of my life" "The jewel of my hoard" "The light in my life" "Cudlywuddly" "Mr Brightsmile" or "Little bro" Among others. She likes anime and cult television shows. Weird stuff.

>>14596993
But you're a wockslut. She could be the most awful person in the world and you would will love her.
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>>14597005
That would be edgy
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>>14597005
>Implying a monstergirl would resort to self-pity when it comes to obsessive unconditional love
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>>14597009
>She could be the most awful person in the world and you would love her.
That's where I would draw the line.
I really like Jabberwocks, but I wouldn't fall for an asshole.
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>>14597005
That would be shit and edgy.
She would just not care and would love you even more.
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>>14597018
What is even going on in this picture?
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>>14597011
>>14597022
Only if it's done for the sake for being edgy.
Dark, tragic stories are not edgy if they are done right.
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>>14597024
The Hellhound is smooth-talking Little Red Riding Hood-kun.
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>>14597021
Would you now? Or would she make you love her?
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>>14597009
Come on, she's not the most awful person in the world. She sounds nice and sweet, if a bit of a neet. I'd cuddle her.
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>>14597025
But would you write a good story about it?

>>14597027
What happens to Little Red Riding Hood-kun's grandma and to the huntsman in the story?
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>>14597029
Listen bud, you're moving the goalposts here.
We were initially talking about a Jabberwock boss who likes lazing around at home, and I would be perfectly okay with dating her.
The prompt indicated that she's a total tightwad while on the job, and lazy at home, with no implications of her being a jerk.
So I'm going to cuddle with her in front of the TV, and there's nothing you can do about it!
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>>14597043
His grandma is a retired archer for the Order, and is understandably pissed when she sees a Hellhound wearing her favorite pajamas. But after observing the Hellhounds unconditional love for Hood-kun, she gives her their blessing in marriage.
The huntsman is a busty axe wielder that also wanted to consort with Hood-kun, but ends up bitter when she didn't get to him in time.

Now, how's that for autism.
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>>14597035
>>14597048
You would have to help her clean up the house and cook meals that don't come prepackaged. By that, I mean you would be doing almost all the work as she naps.
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>>14595950

>That awkward moment when the violent raping you were about to receive at the hands of some bloodsucking monster suddenly becomes her sitting you down and trying to find a gentle way of informing you that you have leukemia.
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I want to work as a servant caught between a five way power struggle between five different vampire bloodlines that results in me getting repeatedly kidnapped!

I want to work for the noble, aristocratic one who dresses me up as her butler and takes me around town to all the plays, orchestras, and other rich stuff until I'm inevitably stolen right before she can get a taste of me!

I want the secretive seductress vampire to take me to clubs and other such places where she'll tease and flirt with me while building connections with a less than savory underworld. I want her to finally leave me in a room to 'get ready' so that she can dress up in leather just to return and find that I've been snatched by another vampire.

I want the tough as nails warrior vampire to take me to her training room where she'll spar with me and lift with me before taking me to some matches she has scheduled in the dueling ring!
I want her to win the match with a dizzying display of swordsmanship and arrive in her dressing room afterwards ready for a 'quick meal' only to find that I'd been snatched up while she was fighting!

I want to work for the reclusive, shy vampire with bat ears, a wild mess of hair, and black sclera as her lab assistant, replacing all those other ones that keep picking up the wrong bottle or mixing the wrong ingredients. I want to help her make a break through on her research and, in her gratitude, have her offer to do a little 'examination' of my body. I want her to walk back in, wearing a lacy garter-belt and a bra that hugs her petite chest, only to find a hole in the wall and me gone.

I want the savage, huger than huge vampire to take me to her cave where she will make me her primary food source and feed on me as much as she can until disappearing out into the wilds on business I'm better off not thinking about. I want her to return with a few pieces of gold in her hand, ready to offer them to me so that I'm something more than food. only to find that the first vampire has absconded with me, starting the cycle anew.

I want it to be an endless cycle of them all vagblocking each other until a temporary truce is called, leading to an orgy between all of them and me.

I want my five damphire daughterus to look on with expressions of horror as I recount my very first night with their mothers, each one bearing the traits of their family's bloodlines.
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>>14597058
I like being a house husband so that sounds fine to me
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>>14597074
You'll only encourage her to be lazy.
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God damn this goat looks pettable.
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MONSTER BOYS
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>>14597071
How would it work afterwards? Would they all live together or would they send you off to the next every few weeks?
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>>14597084
MONSTER BAIT
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>>14597071
The one with bat ears and black sclera sounds cute.
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>>14597078
That's fine, she works hard during the day. She deserves a rest.
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>>14597084
MONSTER RREEE
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>>14597082
Her face looks funny.
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>>14597087
I imagine that they'd live together to both keep an eye on me and make sure that the others aren't plotting something against them.
It would probably result in the home having more secret plots than a spy convention, barring the savage one that just Snu-snus me or punches depending on the situation or the blood knight who just up and challenges them to duels, but it would keep things entertaining.

Plus a bunch of vampires and their different damphir daughters would be nice
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>>14597099
It's semi-realistic with larger eyes than normal. There's another pixiv artist with a similar style, it's not for everyone that's for sure but it has it's charm.
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>>14597092
She would be.
It would be like living with a lich except she's more expressive and you could tease her ears to mess with her
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>>14597071
Too bad you would die from blood loss before the first cycle is complete.
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All this talk of neet wock made me realize something

Monster girl neets are great. We need more of them.
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>>14597131
Science, magic, obamamana, or the dick, pick whichever you like
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>>14597133
More NEET MGs, more mojyo MGs, and more of the two furiously blushing when boys do cute things to them.
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>>14597133

Neet Kejourou who uses her hair to play on multiple videogame systems at the same time, having messy, unkempt hair and doesn't get enough sleep.
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>>14597057
Hey that's a good story.

>>14597131
That's why MM exists.

>>14597133
Beside Wock and Gazer what do we have?
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>>14597164
>Beside Wock and Gazer what do we have?
We have each other.
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Say, what if there were alternate versions of well-known Spirit Realms that split off from the original? While similar they'd also have different properties and stuff.
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>>14597164
Liches, cyclops,
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>>14597164
I guess oomukade. Other girls if you're willing to look at them in that way
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>>14597164
Nekomatas.
They can turn into actual cats to amp up the laziness levels.
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>>14597133
>NEET Kakuken imouto younger than you by one year
>She's a lazy good for nothing who lays around on the sofa all day in an old pair of shorts and a tank top that barely fit her
>Her tail which would usually be used for climbing is instead used for eating chips and swigging drinks while playing video games
>Walking past her there's a 50/50 chance of her either ignoring you or asking you to run an errand for her
>If she wants you to run an errand she'll tease your crotch with her tail and promise a tail job if you fetch her what she wants with a smug grin on her face
>The tail job is always done while she absorbs herself in her new game/movie/magazine and barely even paying any attention to you
>Despite being so selfish she does have her sweet side
>Even at the age she is now she still insists on sleeping in your room and she's scared of being alone at night
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I want to cum inside and impregnate Miia while she's wrapped around me and hugging me tight and whispering things like "i love you" in my ear.
And then i want to hold on to her and for both us us to fall asleep from exhaustion after 8 hours of cuddlesex with my penis still inside her
And then i want to take care of her and pamper her while she's pregnant, and cook her whatever she gets cravings for, and massage her sore tail and shoulders
and then i want to be there when she give birth to our snek daughter, and i want to hold her in my arms and show her to Miia who would be high as fuck on pain killers oe however that shit works
And then i want to have a happy family to come to at the end of the day to make my hard day at work all worth it



Someone just fucking kill me already, Burry me with my merch and dakis, you can have everything else
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>>14597185
We all do.

Hang in there, Kevin.
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>>14597185
In the future, I hope to see a waifufag buried in a tomb together with all of his merch.
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>>14597168
If they are alternate MGs vesions like how Jubjub is a wonderland harpy version, it could be great.

>>14597169
>>14597175
Forget them.
I guess we could also include others MGs like Cancers, Jiangshis and Beezlebubs.

>>14597176
Maybe all catgirls too, since they act like cats.

>>14597185
Wait for 2017.
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>>14597185
Miiafag don't do it, commission enough dakis to block out the sun.
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>>14597194
No way that's the big cheese. Not delusional enough.
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>>14597193
I wish Beelzebubs were more popular.

If I had a neet Beelzebub in my life I'd spoil her so much, I'm a weak man who can't stand seeing cute girls be lonely.
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>>14597197
No it's me, i'm always here

watching



>big cheese

wut?
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>>14597193
>Green Realm and Wonderland hybrid
>Flightless Raptor Jubjub with super stronk legs
>still retain the big titties and ass
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>>14597211
>big cheese
>n. Slang
>The most important or powerful person in an enterprise or field.

And what happened to being happy with what you have, or was that just Wockman's shtick.
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>>14597226
Mostly WockFag, he keeps me positive


I don't really want to die though, that shit's spooky as fuck
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>>14597207
I would love them more if they weren't interested in stinky and sweaty humans and not clean environments.

>>14597215
One of the most dangerous human "predator".
I want one
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>>14597230
I don't know man. Death intrigues me since no one knows what comes afterwards.
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>>14597237
If you're polite, Death does.
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>>14596620
And here it is: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1305
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>>14595299
>those prportions
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>>14597185
Miia wouldn't like it if you killed yourself. She'd want you to have a long and fulfilling life, so when you finally do meet her, you can have plenty of stories to tell her about.

Also, she'd want you to get all your alone time out of your system, so she can spend a long long time with you, together wrapped up in her.
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>>14597237
That's what's spooky about it

Best case, I get to be with Miia

Worst case, i stop existing and can't even think about Miia, or anything


It's a great best case, but an awful worst case


at least for now i can imagine
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>>14597242
Jesus, look at those arms. I never realized how skeleton-thin they were.
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>tfw there will never be Symphogear with MGs
aww
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>>14597268
Good, Symphogear is terrible.
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>>14597250
She's an insect.
They have thin arms and legs.
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>>14597274
I rather enjoyed it.
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>>14597243
Many "thick" artists tend to the T-Rex arms with big titties thing too often.
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>>14597278
That's because you have bad taste.
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>>14597207
I'm actually fond of Beezlebug's design even though they're based on common flies. Wish their profile didn't make seem disgusting to be around.
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>>14597284
I want to live in Kloah's world. I don't even mind being a shota.
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>>14597302
Says you.
At least I'm not some salty sally.
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>>14597307
But anon in Kloahs world every man is a shota!
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>>14597307
Agreed.
>>14597312
Kloah has drawn men before.
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Man, I really could go for some kunoichi titty ninjas.
I would the entire female cast of Senran Kagura so hard if they were kunoichi.
I'd build an entire clan with all the daughterus there would be
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>>14597312
Even better
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>>14597324
Well, one of the Senrans has been drawn as a Salamander before.
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>>14597324
My nigga, Senran Kunoichi are top tier.
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I want a Cyclops to laugh at my tiny dick!
I want her to feel like she doesn't have it so bad for the first time in her life!
I want to wonder just what monstergirl wouldn't laugh at my miniature manhood!
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>>14597330
And it's my favorite too.
A good day.

>>14597334
That they are.
Snek's popularity would probably triple if she was a lamia.
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>>14597337
Why do you do this every single thread?
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>>14597338
But anon, Snek is already the best.
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>>14597343
Every Senran is a best.
Even the tsun with no chest and Yumi, although I will admit that the last is a bit bland
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>>14597250
They are bugs and she's still cute and hot.

>>14597305
Yeah, if they didn't love sweat and terrible areas, I would love them.

>>14597324
Kunoichis and Senran are love.

>>14597337
You need a Dark elf in your life, you dirty masochist.
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>>14597307
I want Kloah to draw some of the MGE's monsters.
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>>14597361
They are.
I would be happy with any one of them, although Kat would be fun to get into a lewd war with
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>>14597365
A Wight or Will O'Wisp drawn by him would be sublime.
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>>14597330
>Those cosplay-tier scales and 'armor'.

>hehatesit.jpg
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>>14597381
I like it.
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>>14597398
please leave /monster/ shit on /monster/
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>>14597398
Remember it.
Could be good for the anon here >>14597185
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>>14597407
Stop being a weenie and caring what sites things are from.
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Fucking Claire set the copier on fire again!
As her manager you must punish her, or fire her, I don't care. This is America dammit.
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>>14597456
A glass of hathor and holst milk every day for a month.
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Wight Werecats and Zombie Werekitten daughterus.
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>>14597456
Resign her to the empty space under my desk.
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>>14597456
Is fucking her over the desk considered sexual harassment? If so I make her work extra shifts to pay for it.
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>>14597456
Can I ask her to please refrain from doing such things in the future? I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but she'd not do that, it'd be nice.

Why did management make me the boss of this floor I'm terrible at this and too submissive to boss people around. They should've made schedule dog do this instead I'm not cut out for this line of work.
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>>14597456
Call up a lich to conjure a screaming skull that only she can she to follow her around, always reminding her of her failures.
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>>14597464
Where does a girl get thighs like those?
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>>14597496
It seems like it's common among Wights to have thick thighs.
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>>14597496
Don't you just want them wrapped around you?
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>>14597496
A blessing from Hathor.
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>>14597464
>implying the offspring wouldn't already start out as wights to begin with
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>>14597472
>Is fucking her over the desk considered sexual harassment?
not at all, go ahead

>>14597468
good use of your head anon! you get a raise!


>>14597474
the dragon CEO wants you to report directly to her that's why
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>>14597463
why are you going to give her cookies for destroying a $800 piece of equipment?

>>14597482
that's more like it
there's a lich in R&D who can help you out with that
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>>14597550
Wights are essentially extremely powerful regular zombies (hence why normal zombies have the capacity to "evolve" into them), so its possible if the baby is unlucky enough to not get enough power while developing that she could be born a regular zombie (though one that would presumably have an easier time becoming a wight).
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>>14597464
I want to fuck this wight so much.
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>>14597552
Well can't the Dragon CEO give me a different position that lets me report to her? I get the feeling I'm doing a bad job bossing people around here. The Chesire keeps setting things on fire, the Lich never works and just tries to reanimate her corpses, and the Tanuki just took the money I was gonna use to get a snack at the snack machine.
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>>14597496
>"Here, let me give you the address..."

>"Grünwald Cementery, Bavaria. 12 kilometers southwest of Munich."



>"...You're welcome."
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>>14597552
>you get a raise
Good, I'm gonna need it.
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>>14595299
Man if this is what MGE orcs were like i would get lost in the words near the orc villages a whole lot more often.
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>>14597552
>not at all, go ahead
Well I know what I'm doing, one creampie at the end of each shift for a week.

Of course if she gets pregnant I intend to take responsibility, she can't set fire to the printer if she's a housewife.
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>>14597554
Because now she's going to have to go to a tailor and buy all new close lest she wants to walk around the office with her breasts overflowing her shirt and bra and her skirt does little more than cover the top of her bigger rear and thighs.
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>>14597580
I find it sad that we dont really have anything like it. Amazonains are a bit to /fit/, onis as well plus they're drunk all the time, and ogers are either extreme dom or extreme sub
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>>14595300
I would impregnate that amazon
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>>14597624
Well that's the duty of the husband.
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>>14597566
Indeed.
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>>14597577
I read that in the cutest kuudere voice
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>>14597631
MUH SAN DRIST!!! REEEEEEEEE
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