Monster Girl Thread

>>14589759
Again I was just about to make one.

>>14589759
Kikis are truly olev.

>>14589759
Kikis are olev.

Kikis are olev.

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Remember to get your work done, you lazy slacker!

>>14589759
Thank you kiki.
As a reward I will grant you all the headpats and cake you can eat/handle.

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Waifus, waifus everywhere!

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>>14589767
>>14589768
Oh my.

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Remember to love your daughterus without dicking them.

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>>14589694

That's what she wants though. You wouldn't even need to break free, she'd just help you along. Wrapping the both of you in her hair to make some sort of silky, mid-night black hair, while what hair on you strokes you gently to encourage you to keep going, leg locking you and having her arms around you in a very close hug and you thrust in and out of her.

>>14589783
Respec.

>>14589770
Sound's like someone's baitin' for a cumflatin'

I want a skeleton to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be too terrified to make any boner jokes!
I want the fear to make my tiny penis even smaller!

Kikis are fucking shit.

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>>14589766
>>14589767
>>14589768
Ayy.

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New girl when. Chesire Cat doujin upload when

>>14589770
I really should make one of those "Do it for her" things with an Anubis.

Might actually motivate me.

>>14589788
You're not Japanese, are you?

>>14589789
This. Cosplay tier monster who basically acts like your mother and cleans up after you. I can see why she's popular on these threads because of this but damn they're boring.

>>14589784
Well, I guess I'll just have to go full mating press on her.

>>14589709
Not surprised, but I think you have to properly contextualize it. Hundreds of years is nothing, thousands or tens of thousands is long enough to completely replace a civilization. This is sort of the standard for "ancient elder creature".
When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky. To even still be around you have to assume that you're beyond corporeality or are an actual invulnerable immortal. The sort that's only inconvenienced by being submerged in magma for a hundred thousand years.
After a billion would the structure that makes you immortal even still be around? Would the administrators of the afterlife still exist?
You're looking at an existence where you've possibly replaced your personality a million times over, where the ground you stood on is gone, where your entire species is dead.
At that point if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality, you're drifting through space after a chance volcano blew you into the atmosphere.

>>14589789
>>14589801
Inferior abomination maids detected.

>>14589796
>New girl when.
Maybe within the next week.
>Chesire Cat doujin upload when
No clue.

>>14589796
>New girl when.
Hoping for next week
> Chesire Cat doujin upload when
NEVER
EVER

http://www.faces.ethz.ch/

How well does your monster waifu hold up?
More importantly, can it even work with your waifu?

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>>14589801
>implying there's anything wrong with "cosplay-tier" girls
>not appreciating simplicity

>>14589807
Now don't be hasty. Shoggoths are perfectly acceptable.

...as long as you don't poke her with something sharp.

>>14589796
I ordered the book. it's in NY. Maybe soon.

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>>14589802

Too bad I don't have a picture of a pregnant Kejourou.

>>14589820
Her left foot looks like its melting.

>>14589819
Saw that posted next to the new thread, so I tried a few.

Only picture that I could get it to work with was the Anubis profile pic. And that targeted her stomach. Which it then rated a "Hot".

>>14589779
I'm still surprised that Crayon of all people took my request.

>>14589806
>if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality
I never understood just why people who want eternity think that this scenario is a given. Just because you have an insane amount of time on your hands doesn't mean that literally anything is possible. Maybe it wouldn't be possible to become a god even after all that time.

Also
>When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky
No shit, we are talking about eternity here.
I will always see living forever as a fucking awful idea, because there are too many possibilities for horrific shit to happen to you.

>>14589445
In the modern metropolis called MGC a war is still raging on. Not a war fought with blood and fear, or a neverending political strife. No, this is a war fought far worse.
With weaponized cardboard two armies continue to fight for playground domination today. Will the unnamed young boy lead the Order to victory? Or will the suspicious Baphoment leading the Demon Lords army finally crush their opposition?

Only time will tell as the battle rages on.

>>14589787
That's it. After all this time, it took your comment for me to figure out why anubi have those exclamation mark runes on their stomachs.

They're there to measure semen levels. As you pump her up with semen, the grey runes become white, starting at the bottom and turning white as you pump more and more into her womb. A single good session of sex is enough to fill the dots, which is considered 100% semen capacity. After that, cumflation occurs as the actual lines begin to change colour to white.
Once the exclamation runes are completely white, she'll be physically incapable of holding in any more semen, and any excess will simply spill out between her delicious thighs, dribbling all over her body as gravity demands.
Over time, as she absorbs the semen and its spiritual energy, her runes will drain and turn grey again, until she's back down to regular levels.

This is True Science Factz.

>>14589840
Cute.

>>14589819
None of my pictures work, but she's still cute to me.

>>14589777
Yao and Alma are both unlikable wenches.

>>14589770

I could use more motivation to finish my story

>>14589826
Don't worry, that pictures enough.

>>14589841
Does this mean that more exclamation marks mean they can hold more semen?

>>14589841
Interesting.

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>>14589819
Finally got one to work.
It zoomed in on her charm point, so I trust that this AI knows what its about.

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>>14589854
You take that back you son of a bitch!

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>>14589869
You heard me.

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>>14589819

Finally got one to work

>>14589887
That is one hot boob.

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>>14589877
The only unlikable person is you, pleblord prime.

>>14589841
Brilliant sir.

Truly an astute observation.
Now someone must draw a quality example.

>>14589796
I hope the Cheshire doesn't get the upload if only to stop the faggot from adding poorly thought out british text.

>>14589859
It would make sense, yes.
Of course, anubi with variant rune patterns are exceedingly rare. You hear legends of anubi with question mark runes, perhaps due to some sphinx ancestry, or even heart-shaped runes, but no scholar has ever published anything on the matter. An anubis with four exclamation marks would be fascinating indeed. I wonder if her magical ability would differ significantly from her peers.
Study and experimentation must be performed, with thoroughness and... repetition, if a sure conclusion is ever to be reached. I humbly volunteer to sacrifice myself, and will embark upon this journey of anubis discovery for the good of all mankind.

>>14589906
A little comic or sequence would be nice. Something showing her tummy filling up as she loses her composure more and more, her runes filling up like a fuel gauge.

>>14589919
Four exclamation marks

Would those be one each side or all together?
Would the points work in tandem with each other or not?
How big could one that has three marks on each side get?

>>14589919
>Anubis whose exclamation points have hearts for dots
This is an oddly cute idea.

>>14589943
No amount of cute sailor outfits is worth the risk of deformed 1.5 eyed daughters.

>>14589948
But then you can laugh at her along with all her bullies!

>>14589943
That cyclops looks weird without a horn

>>14589953
I know right.

>MFW Monoeyes are my favorite MG and yet I've still to write a legit story about one.

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>>14589819
It didn't work for the default Wight pics so I tried it with Abigail, I have to say that this site is extremely rude.

>>14589929
I imagine the configuration would be with two on either side of the navel, like so:

!! . !!

I think the best way for them to "fill up" would be if the inner runes fill up first as a pair, followed by the outer runes. Almost as if the outer runes represent an additional Energy Tank, like something a little similar to the health bar from Metroid Prime.
The only way to know for sure is to try yourself.
I hope you've drunk your holst milk and humpty slime potions.

>>14589946
I wouldn't mind seeing little, smaller variations like that at all. Hearts, dots, little crescents, spirals, and so on. It's still a neat distinguishing feature, but it's not nearly as radical as changing the entire exclamation mark design, which some people will really like.

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>>14589759
I want my combat kiki now.

I was curious about Lilims and so did a bit of research, here is what I gathered:
Keep in mind that there might be a lot of differences between each Lilim

They can easily defeat a top tier human heros (Source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can create unique dimensions (source: Queen of Heart profile)
They are linked to all MGs and receive demonic energy from every MG (source: Lilim profile and MGE I)
If raised properly, they can reach the power-level of the Demon lord (source: Lilim profile)

Their abilities are:
They can turn MGs into whatever they want (source: MGE I and the Queen of Heart profile)
They can transform human girls into any species of MG that follows the Demon Lord (source: Lilim profile)
They can charm almost any man without effort (source: Lilim profile)

If we count the stories as cannon:
They can easily sneak into human settlements (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can appear out of nowhere through some non-descriptive mean (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can write pleasure runes with their fingers (source:Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can summon and control a special kind of tentacle (source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword" and Baphomet Complex)
There is probably a few more of their abilities left untranslated in the rest of the stories

Overall, we don't have enough informations about them to put a clear limit to their capabilities
We can argue that their limit is the same as the Demon Lord's but even then the Demon Lord is constantly growing stronger

Anyway I spent way too long on this, Lilims just want to create a bunch of demon realms and find a nice man to marry, who cares about their power level

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You will kneel with time to Ice Pussy Kingdom.

>>14589999
I want to tease Lissandra about her cute fluffy hair

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>>14590004
You mean her ears.

>>14590010
Even better

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>>14589987
Gotta get successful enough to buy Kiki upgrades.
Combat training, defensive driving, personal organizing, extra languages.
That way she'll never have to leave your side.

>>14589991
Agreed, Lilims are pretty rad.

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Should probably post this too.

>>14590018
I hate to be a filthy monoeye lover but I gotta admit... That huge eye is pretty attractive

>>14590024
Don't fall for it! That's how they get you!

>>14590018
What a cutie

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And this

>>14590032
The artist messed up the foreshortening, but it still looks nice nonetheless.

>>14590032
Now that's stylistic, who's the artist?

>>14590055
Always in the filename.

>>14590018
>>14590032
So are they covered in latex?
Can you harvest their sweat to make things out of?
Do you make bodysuits using Gazer rubber the same way you make kimonos out of Jorogumo silk?

>>14590015
Combat Kikis are a nightmare

If you mess up with any other MG it will end up with a little rape

Meanwhile if a combat Kiki has targeted you, it's over, you can only run away and pray for your life
She will fulfill her master's orders no matter what

This is why you need to pay the Mofu Mafia fee for them to protect you

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Also I don't think I posted this one
>>14590078
Latex-like, tar-like.
You could.
Yeah probably.

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Might as well this one too.

>>14590093
Wide hips and thighs look great on a Gazer.

>>14590104
You're on a roll.

I think if we added all of it up, Gazer would be the girl with the most art out of all the MGE entries.
That's an accomplishment and a bit.

>>14590117
Are you sure? Run the diagnostics again.

See, this is why I told the thread to keep a database of all the Monster Girl images, no matter how shit so we could keep track of things like this.

>>14590124
You know, that's actually a good point. We really don't have a database for all the pics. All those pictures, all lost in the database, never to be seen in the grand spectrum of the database
Wow. I mean, really, wow

>>14590117
By total images it's probably Manticore>Ushi>Kiki>Gazer>Wendigo(thanks sketchanon)
If you count third party images not specific to MGE then foxes win, followed by succubi and oni.

>>14590138
>Manticore>Ushi>Kiki>Gazer>Wendigo
I think Cheshire is over Wendigo, but I could be wrong
That faggot cat and the Manco's have a lot of art

>>14590146
Oh right. Less and his fagcats.

>>14590154
Yep yep. .Less alone made a lot of Cheshire and Manticore art
Think it'd go Manticore > Cheshire > Ushi > Kiki > Gazer > Wendigo and then everyone else

>>14590090
What's the fee?

>>14590162
And fuck's sake I forgot all that Anubis art from when they were in vogue, and the constant small stream of Bapho art.
We need a database.

>>14590090
I'd like to know the fee as well.
I hope they keep in mind that I'm no good at tail brushing, but anything to keep the mean, scary monsters away.

>>14590168
I forgot about all the Bapho and 'Nubi art as well
yeah, we really do need some form of a database. An archive system for pictures at least. T'is all speculation on who has the highest amount of pictures
Though, I do feel like Manticore's do have the most

>>14590138
I'm kinda happy that I have my Wendigo pictures compiled into their own folder.

>>14590181
A booru or something would be great. I save every image of thread OC I come across, and there is a lot more of it than might be anticipated. I have 19 unique images just of Yao. Some of the popular monstergirls are over 50.

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again once more

>>14590163
>>14590169
Working 5 nights a month as a host in their special club which also serves as their hideout

Your official task is to serve drinks and please the foxes, but there has been rumors about hosts getting dragged into the back room where strange noises can be heard

>>14590224
>People prefer this to a combat Kiki
I am disappointed.

I can't figure out anything to write because all the ideas are SHIIIIT

>Go on DA to check commissions
>See this right on the front page
http://gabrilux.deviantart.com/art/Page-Files0DdSf1s02se02-583039027

It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.

>>14590224
But I'm average in looks at best and don't like talking to people.

>>14590235
Don't worry. You can communicate with your actions.

>>14590228
This is the situation where the combat Kiki isn't friendly, i.e. somehow getting on the bad side of someone who had a combat Kiki.

>>14590224
In any case, that sounds like a fair deal. Gonna be tough paying for protection and working at my regular job, though.

>>14590231
Just write Ket-Ai with monstergirls. If we're lucky, we can hitch a ride on whatever witchcraft they used to meme that into existence, and make monstergirls real with it.

>>14590237
But if you mean that, I've never done it before.

>>14590235
You can still please them by petting their tails, or if you feel adventurous, playing with their ears

>>14590216
Is she drooling?

>>14590233
That's just an edited version of that chibi Cheshire KC did.
Still looks cute though.

Post Monster Girls having fun at the beach

>>14590246
What if I do it wrong and they hate me?

>>14590260
This is a christian board, anon.

>>14590260
I'd love to, but I also want to take the image limit into consideration.

>>14590260
It's too cold for that, it must be 64 degrees outside.

>>14590265
>>14590272
>>14590273
Do it, or the Kiki doesn't get it

>>14590273
Indeed. We should discuss something seasonal. What kind of new years resolutions would monster girls have?

>>14590278
Don't use us as an excuse for being a bad Master.

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>>14590260
This is what a monstergirl at the beach where I live would look like.
Just imagine in any combination of ice construction and clothed anal sex and you have your fun.

>>14590240
The fuck is Ket-Ai

>>14590288
You think this is a game? My hand is firmly on the mouse, my Kiki's head has nothing on it. And it won't if you don't meet my demands.

>>14590289
That sounds pretty great anon.

>>14589783
>without dicking them
but don't you love her?

>>14590289
>You will never drag a Yuki-Onna to the beach
>To have amazing astronaut suit sex

>>14590298
That's a good way to ask karma for an accident. It would be a real shame if a manticore spine somehow ended up in your bedding.

>>14590298
>Threatening to not headpat the maid
This is the most vile thing i have seen on this board for the last week, i knew we were degenerates but i didn't realize our humanity was lost like this.

>>14590289
>The Frozen Dickthrone

>>14590309
Oh, you think you're being funny eh? We got a wise guy here?

Just for that, not only will she get no headpats, but now I'm also going to stay up late. Until I'm really tired. And even then I'll still stay up.

You're only making this worse on her the longer I go without bikini monster girls.

>>14590319
She'll be sad!

>>14590322
You wanna make her even sadder? You know my demands.

>>14590307
Daughters are not for dicking, even if you love them so much it hurts the heart.

>>14590338
Cuuuuute!

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>>14590260

>>14590338
I'd dig greedily and deeply into her.

>>14590337
Goddammit, anon. I was hoping nobody would bite.
Now he's going to call you an awful father who hates his children, and so on and so forth.

>>14590337
not dicking the daughteru is the leading cause of heart failure in MGC

be one less statistic, dick you're daughteru

>>14590338
She wants to be my precious what?

SHE WANTS TO BE MY PRECIOUS WHAT?

>>14590338
>the epic tumble off the bed and around your house until she's Anon's Bane The White

>>14590342
Is this an Elf or a Kitsune?

>>14590365
Yes

I want a Wurm imouto to curl up with on the couch while we watch cartoons.

>>14590354
Got any facts to back this up?

>>14590365
Both

>>14590381
I was under the impression that overdosing on any of the various venoms and/or significantly heightened stress levels from being hunted like game were the leading causes of heart failure in MGC.

>>14590381
Yes.

Number one; That's terror

Number two; That's terror

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>a harpy doing this
Please bonus if she has no wings

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Sure is cold...

>>14590426
EXCHANGE BODY HEAT.

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>>14590426
Let me play you a song on the world's smallest, most invisible violin.

For anyone who might care, here's horrible things being done to a helpless dragon.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/53d63cacacb55a49cfefb177ebbbdcbe/tumblr_o0lzu41yAS1tz6mf3o2_1280.jpg

>>14590437
stupid mouse I'm calling an exterminator

>>14590406
Cute, dude.

http://i.imgur.com/Q8wJYXL.gif

>>14590260
>go to the beach with a hellhound and an anubis
>it's the first time in weeks you've seen the two together without any arguing
>you all go out for a swim together
>afterwards, you head back to the beach, and you decide to relax on a towel, quickly falling asleep
>you wake up just before evening
>inside a massive glass structure
>every wall, hallway and ceiling is transparent, bending light around naturally former curves to make the world outside look like a funhouse mirror parody
>you soon and your way to the "entrance"
>the hellhound and anubis are both there, working together with smiles and giggles
>the anubis works the sand with her paws, wetting it and piling it up into structures like walls, turrets and towers
>when she's done, the hellhound casts Hellfire, turning the sandcastle portions to glass in a freak reaction that probably violates some law of physics somewhere
>you spend that evening watching the sun set, suspended several feet above the sand on a smooth roof of glass
>as you pack up and get ready to leave, one thought occurs to you
>Just what the hell are people going to think when they see a glass castle the size of a small house on the beach tomorrow?

>>14590293
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess...

>>14590440
What is it about fat tails over fat asses that is just so appealing?

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>>14590233
>It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.
Same here. When someone collage'd the 2014 raids I was wielded out by having faggot cat grinning back at me.

I compartmentalise monstergirls away from all the other Internet shit I do. It does not escape me as ironic that I consider them too pure and wholesome to see them sullied by the cruel and dirty business that is day-to-day trolling.

>>14590440
>horrible

>>14590455
At least they had the decency to move him around a bit.

>>14590478
Well being gangraped in a bar doesn't really seem "Good" to me.

>>14590440
Eh, she probably deserved it.

>>14590440
She probably wants it to happen, i don't think a mere rope can hold a Dragon.

>>14590233
Well, there is plenty of MGE stuff on dA. Some good; .less, Luth, a few others. Some...not so good. Like this one Anubis Bondage pic I wish I'd never seen.

>>14590491
Look at it this way. Would you like to get gang raped by MGs in a bar?

>>14590498
holy shit I fucking love both bondage and scheduale dogs, link

>>14590498
Is it the one with the catgirl who looks a lot like Felicia from Darkstalkers?

>>14590498
Actually, wait, is it the one where she's tied to a bed be her wrists?

>>14590491
She's a monster girl, she loves it. She's a dragon, if she didn't like it she could easily get out of that situation.

>>14590500
That doesn't mean that other people wold.

>>14590502
Anon, trust me, you don't want to. Doubt I could find a link even if I wanted to.

>>14590504
Nope.

Hey, you know what I could use right now?

>>14590525
A big fat fluffy tail to hug like a daki?

>>14590511
Yes.

>>14590535
Close

Big

Fat

Monster

Girl

Thighs

>>14590535
Thick tanuki thighs to go with a tubby tiny tanuki?

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>a hueg busty Wendigo with glowing eyes will never stare you down during a moonlit winter night
>she will never plow through snow banks while brandishing a crude fuck-huge cleaver made from abandoned dwarven weapons and who-knows-what, roaring all the while
>she will never impale the cleaver into the ground, press your face into her cleavage, and mutter a low "awawawa" before taking you back to your cabin for snusnu

>>14590535
I could go for a fluffy tail cocoon.

>>14590500
Not really, no.

I wouldn't mind getting pulled into the bathroom for some close-quarters fun in a stall with one. Then she'd leave me her number, and I'd hesitantly call her up the next day, beginning a mostly-vanilla romance.

>>14590548
>tiny
Make her a dire and you've got a deal

>>14590549
>Not Arawawawawa

>>14590549
Wendigo as a Bloodborne boss when?

>>14590572
>Tubby dire tanuki with thick thighs, a huge, bushy tail, and a heeping helping of muscle under her softness.

Sounds lovely.

>>14590577
The ara awa comes when daughterus are made.

>>14590537
Huh, I don't remember the picture looking that bad. Drawn in pencil by an absolute beginner, but not quite on the level of that Temjin guy who's plagued the Anubis fanart tab in the MGE Wiki with his blighted works.

>>14590579
I want to see a Wendigo use a tribal version of this thing.

I don't why, I just think it'd look cool.

>>14590572
>dire tanuki
My god. She could sway the entire stock market with a single word.

>>14590569
What if we split the difference and have the last MG to run a train on you take you someplace private and slip you her number?

>>14590381
I don't know about heart failure, but there are some other metrics you haven't considered.
Every year, hundreds of young girls in MGC survive with insufficient spirit energy.¹
Insufficient spirit energy has been linked with lethargy, poor academic achievement, stunted growth, and unsuccessful mate attraction.²
Monster girls suffering from spirit deficiency have demonstrated up to 30% lower graduation rates and 50% weaker test scores by age 16 than those given a steady supply of spirit energy from an early age³, with far-reaching implications for placement in high requirement jobs.
Spirit deficiency is correlated to late or nonexistent marriage prospects, as much as one third the success in certain monster species.⁴
But there is hope. Human semen is the leading source of spirit energy for most monsters, and an endlessly imperishable resource. By providing young monsters with just one teaspoon of semen a day you can ensure they grow up into the vibrant, voluptuous women they deserve to be.
You don't have to dick your daughteru, but letting her drink her father's milk or having a male friend donate is one of the best things you can do for her future.

>1 Annual development statistics of the Office of the Demon Lord (DLE 374)
>2 Excerpt from Sabbath Bureau of Semen Studies /Report On Chronic Deficiency/. 22nd Wurmmolt, DLE 368
>3 Tanucorp Academy achievement and entry statistics. DLE 382
>4 Marriage statistics from the Demon Lord Intelligence Agency /Interplanar Handbook/, "effects of developing nations across monster species" chapter. DLIA Publishing, DLE 383

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>>14590500
I would wear revealing clothes and very obviously order too many drinks, precisely hoping such a thing would happen.
And then afterwards I'd whine about it to local media and get my 15 minutes of fame as a "brave survivor of sexual assault".

All according to keikaku.

>>14590614
would you leverage that fame into landing yourself a "nice girl" with big money?

>>14590579
Laurence, the First Vicar; Cleric Beast; Vicar Amelia now sod off.

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>>14590610
There are local charities that can help stop this tragedy; please give generously!

>>14590629
Oh no. I'm reminded of that story about the Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen.
At the same time, slimes are indeed cute and amazing. This puts me at a bit of an impasse.

>>14590622
What about a "big girl" with nice money?

>>14590647
Well if Death-sama says so

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>>14590622
> would you leverage that fame into landing yourself a "nice girl" with big money?

Of course! And then I'd sleep around behind her back, with the rough-and-tough girls that know how to treat me like the slut I am.

> humans are the real monsters

>>14590655
That skeleton can't be Death. It doesn't even look female.

>>14590500
I'd rather have a group of MGs drug my drink and then take me to their house to gangbang me on a comfortable bed.
Then come the cuddles and the promises to take responsibility and next thing I know I've got a loving monstergirl harem.

Huh. Now I kinda want to make a quick rolling game based on that idea.

>>14590658
But it's dressed like Death
What, are you saying it can't be Death-sama? That someone would just lie on the internet?

>>14590610
Well, I'm convinced.

>>14590664
>Huh. Now I kinda want to make a quick rolling game based on that idea.
Don't make it too large if you can.

>>14590664
So you want to not remember the best night of your life? You're a weird one.

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>>14590658

>>14590598
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.

>Temjin
...I don't want to know.

I always keep a Wurm up my sleeve, just in case.

>>14590678
No no anon, I just want the taking home bit to be when I'm drugged.
Then I wake up in a comfortable bed with a bunch of naked monstergirls looming over me, ready for the gang rape.

>>14590609
Well, rather than just the last, whichever one in the process there was a sort of "Bond" with would work. Still not my preference, but if we're compromising.

I suppose the comparative version to the pic that started this talk might be one guy who took a liking to the dragon setting her free and whisking her off at the end of the night.

>MFW the only true happiness comes from setting every bridge on fire
>No more Trolls, only Igni and wood

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>>14590693
I dunno. It kinda seems less like you're a sub and more like you're incredibly lazy. Why not go the full nine yards and just have a gang of girls break into your house?

>>14590692
What do you use that for?

>>14590706
C U C K

>>14590688
Yeah, fully coloured in pencils, I think. There is only one version, so it's possible I'm mistaking the actual medium used.

>>14590598 (You) #
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.

>Temjin
>...I don't want to know.

Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.

>>14590716
No anon you don't get it.
It starts out with the struggling after I wake up so they have to hold me in place while one of them rapes me.
Then after a while they don't have to hold me down because I'm starting to enjoy it.
I want the struggle to start in bed.

>>14590679
Image source?

>>14590736
Oops. Ignore that middle bit which got pasted. No idea how that happened.

>MFW I don't even know what MGs I can write not-cringeworthy right now

>>14590745
>I want the struggle to start in bed.

Then why not have it so they wake you up as well? You could awaken to a bunch of leery grins at like 12 noon since you're so lazy.

>>14590764
Try a Werewolf.
You can't screw up a fluffy bitch with puffy vulva.

>>14590710
>>14590764
The first highly advisable step I'd take if I were you is to stop wallowing in self-pity and blaming the thread for your problems.

>>14590768
>That moment when he ends up screwing it up anyways
That's anon for us i suppose.

>>14590718
You never know when you'll need a Wurm.

>>14590768
Already did it once, long ago.

>>14590775
>Cue laghtrack followed by campy sitcom music

>>14590728
Gee saw that one coming...

>>14590778
You added some stupid transformation stuff instead of making it about the wolfu engaging in some husbando husbandry with her herrenvolk.

>>14590736
>Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.
>Do so out of morbid curiosity
Oh...so that's what ghoang goes by nowadays.

God his art really is gag-worthy. Worst thing to ever happen to the MGE. HowAboutNo's "Guro-Collages" and the resulting fallout pale in comparison.

>>14590792
Yeah well what's the difference between a sick duck and a sick mallard? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.

I'm sorry for disappointing you.

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How scary is your waifu when she's mad?

I want to cuddle with a dire werecat with calico colors.

I want to scratch her behind the ears so that is purring.

>>14590765
Anon, that's what I've been saying.
I want to be out of it during the ride to their place and then wake up naked with all of them looming over me.
Then comes the thrashing and the attempts to escape and the eventuality of my hips moving on their own.

>>14590813
Werecats are the best.

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>>14590811
Very horny.

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>>14590802

>never really cared about Titania
>suddenly filled with intense and insatiable Titania lust
Why?

>>14590817
Indeed, underrated girls.

Wouldn't say no to a dire holst though.

>>14590804
>I'm sorry for disappointing you.
I'm still salty, because I thought your idea had potential and you went and mucked it all up in the end.

>>14590822
Hi Niebel.

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>>14590818
Angry anon, ANGRY!

Like you didn't take the garbage out for a month while she was away on a business trip angry!

>>14590802
You mean he produced shit from before MGE times? God, you'd think someone would at least learn to evolve beyond a level that bad in certain amount of time.

>>14590828
>I thought your idea had potential
You're in a club of one. It's probably not even worth revisiting at this point because it's literally impossible to think of anything but bismuth level cringe shit thanks to Brutal DOOM

>>14590833
Instantly thought of him too, moderate kek tbqh

>>14590838
The plot THICKENS!

>>14590811
Adorable and swearing like a Suzu.

>>14590843
>Before MGE times
No, but he's been doing MGE "Art" for a long time. He originally posted to MGU. Dunno if he's still there.people tried to give him tips on improving, but no, he's quite content to remain utter shit.

The only change he's made over the years is doing digital coloring, rather than using pencil colors.

What does your waifu do when she's depressed?

>>14590867
Tongues my anus.

>>14590867
Shitpost on /hbg/

>>14590867
Lays in bed all sad and pathetic for days because she feels like she's drowning while watching everyone else breathe just fine.

>>14590867
Depression eat and cuddle.

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>>14590867
> abloobloobloobloobloobloo
> Drains away through the floor to go cry in the water table

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>>14590867
mess with people

>>14590867
Mope around.

>>14590879
S-so moe~

>>14590884
That's kind of pointless, unless you are a complete retard i'm sure you can just calculate your change just fine.

>>14590828
I'm still sorry to disappoint you.

>>14590899
To be fair tax is annoying

>>14590907
Ain't it the truth. That and delivery fees

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>>14590884
Fucking Sphinx...

RIDDLES A SHIT!

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>>14590811
Not as scary as you might think for a demon.

Guys.

Guys seriously.

Dire unicorns

>>14590664
Alright anons, maybe it was a bad idea to go drinking in an Oni run bar in a monstergirl part of town because now you're tied to a bed with a group of them ready to gangbang you.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small gang (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium gang (6 girls)
Option 3: Large gang (10 girls.)
Option 4: Dante Must Die mode (Roll a D20 and get that many girls)
Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your rapists, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
2: Pear Shaped
3: Busty
4: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Hourglass shaped
7: Thin
8: Species Norm
9: Gym Bunny
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. Her friends helped her capture you so she could have her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Sadomasochist (Loves seeing you writhe as your face twists in pleasure. However, she secretly hopes you'll somehow turn the tables and rape her.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Sexual Position: d8
Roll once for every girl, including any girls added by the Twins quirk.

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Paizuri/Oral
5: Rough sex
6: Foursome (She invited two extra friends to the gangbang. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex
8: You choose.

How they got you: d4

1: Force
2: Drugged You
3: Tricked You
4: You went with them knowing what would happen you slut.

After they're done fucking you until you pass out from cumming inside all of them, You wake up with all of them cuddling you and promising to take responsibility.
Do you stay with your new harem or do you try to make a run for it? Keep in mind that if you stay they'll take care of financial stuff unless you want a job, and they'll want to fuck every day.

>>14590935
oh go fuck yourself

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>>14590928
This is a dire Unicorn right?

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Anyone know what happened to the /vg/ general?

>>14590957
It died, along with the DMM game.

>>14590955
Whoa, did unicorn get an update?

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>>14590957
everyone who posted dropped it like it's hot

seriously what the fuck, no daily login bonuses?

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>>14590961
No, she's always been the most beautiful and pure grill.

>>14590935
>Paizuri with an hourglass semen demon mummy
>Cuddling with an oppai loli undead Shoggoth
>Vanilla sex with a loli matango Beezlebub
>Drugged me
I guess I'll keep'em around.

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>>14589987
>>14585886

>>14590935
>quick rolling game
>Quick Rolling Game
>Quick
>QUICK
>Q U I C K

>>14590971
They're all the fucking same game.

>>14590970
I would marry her

>>14590927
That's a soft demon.
Though I wonder what sort of magic she's actually capable of.

>>14590970

would headpat

>>14590970
I just wanna pick her up onto my shoulders and call myself her trusty steed! Then I want to carry her into the stables and fill her up with m'seed!

>>14590970
>Battle Kiki will never stand on the edge of that pile of clothes in your room
>Your battle Kiki will never go NUUUUCLEAAAAR when she finds out there's no more laundry detergent
>Your Battle Kiki will never come back as Punished Kiki because there was only one left at the department store and she had to fight her Sloggath rival Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath

>>14590984

(revolver sloggoth)

>>14590970
Not quite Punished "Venom" Kiki, but pretty good.

>>14590985
[You're Pretty Good Intensifies]

>>14590970
Excellent stuff.

>>14590935
Rolled a d20 and got 9.

Thin awkward virgin Large Mouse who's into anal
Loli sadomasochist Dark Slime who's into rough sex
Hourglass semon demon Kitsune-Biwho's into rough sex
Pear bottom heavy Medusawho's into polynesian sex
Thin bottom heavy Ryu who's into rough sex
Hourglass awkward virgin Arachne who's into vanilla sex
Thin orally fixated Chimera who's into handholding and cuddling
Pear bakunyuu Hornet who's into foursomes and brought 2 other hornets with her (I'm not rolling traits for the others)
Normal orally fixated Giant Ant who's into handholding and cuddling

Somehow I was drunk enough to fall for it and got tricked into this shit. Also you need to write a new list of traits. Rolling the same stuff's getting old.

>>14590979
>Ritual of Headpats
>Invocation of Princess Carries
>The Paizuri Sacrament

>>14590935
Dante Must Die Mode active
>Amazoness w/ unusually large breasts; performs paizuri
>Thin nymphomaniac medusa; only does vanilla sex

Someone's getting rock hard tonight.

>>14590999
Yeah. Yeah I kinda do.
This was kinda spur the moment. Next time I'll take some time and write up new traits.
So are you staying with them or not?

>>14590970
I almost wish "healthy" Kiki anon was the one who got to post this.

Because I know the story would have been about getting anon healthy while also having some kind of scary underlying threat to him if he doesn't do what she says.

>>14591006
This'll give me an excuse to build my own house, so why the hell not.

>>14591003
Missed one.

>I was tricked

>>14591013
What do want, Ovaries?

>>14591000
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of conjuring up guardian beasts or stopping time, but oh well. I suppose the Cuddle Arts are a perfectly valid system of spells too.

Not that she'd need to use any on me. I'd cuddle Uni until my arms fell off.

>>14589281
>>The world is moving forward, and I'm standing still. I have my waif, but what is the company of one kindred soul to the burgeoning weight of forever?
That's what the waifu is, fucklord. And the entire community of ded ladies and bro death knight incubi you can hang out with on the weekend. You keep up with the changing times by keeping up with what society is doing, not hard if you're not a recluse and if you are, you don't give a fuck what the world is going anyway.

>B-but you live 'till the heat death of the universe!
So? An infinite ammount of things could have happened between then and now to make the adventure all to more worthit, you could have singlehandedly created a parasitic dimension that feeds off the main universe, so that by the time of it's final collapse, all of existence migrates to your own, and it feeds of the dying universe's energies to stabilize itself as the new one. Fuck, maybe you populate it with only eternal beings and live in literal utopia, maybe you and your waifu decide to spend a few millennia in a loop of reinarnation in the lower realms, for shits and giggles.

All you fags who quiver at the thought of eternity, don't deserve it.

>>14590935
>Small party

>Busty Mantis semen demon, who's into paizuri and oral sex.
Emotionless blowjobs and paizuri? I'm down.

>Busty and bottom heavy Youko who's into handholding and cuddling.
Literal perfection.

>Sadomasochist Kikimora with a normal body who's into Polynesian sex.
Fucking nice, especially when I inevitably turn the tables on her like she always wanted.

They may have tricked me into this, but when I wake up in the morning I will harem them with the force of a thousand suns.

>>14590935
>Normal Alarune/Kraken with Paizuri/Oral
>Hourglass Semen Demon Dark Angel with Vanilla sex
>Normal Living Doll with Bottom Heavy twin, with Rough Sex
All through willingness to go.
I'll do my best to stay.

I want to draw a map of my waifu's eyes, because I always get lost in them

>>14591052
I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch. Also the part where you assume infinite time really means infinite possibilities or infinite magic. The truth would far more likely be closer to the Struldbrugs.

>>14591068
Cute.

>>14590989
Rather than a Sahelanthropus , or however it's spelled, it's just a Metal Gear Kakuen.

>>14591052
>All you fags who quiver at the thought of eternity, don't deserve it.
Good. Now go back to your undead circlejerk in your corner of the world, and stop desecrating our graves.

>>14591069
If you're already immortal, it stands to reason that by that coin many other opportunities to expand on magical ability would open up.

Honestly the point where you people choose to stop suspending your disbelief is silly...

>>14591013
I want my country to be invaded by the Wan Wan empire because they believe they need more 'loving space'!

>>14591069
>I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch.
Mae your own sun. It's just a giant reactor. literally sustain it off the energy given off by you and your waifu's fuck sessions, whatever.
>infinity
>Not infinite potential
Now who hasn't thought it through?

>>14591068
I want to rent a tow truck for my dick, because I can never pull myself out of my waifu

>>14591078
The power to keep a one hundred kilogram bag of meat running for a few million years is a pittance compared to all the bullshit you're talking about.

>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.

That's less of a leap than you're making. Or that guy talking about making a sun. The difference in scale is ludicrous.

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>>14591081
Would Human Pussy Kingdom ask for help from Hoof Pussy Kingdom from such aggression by the Dog Pussy Empire?

>>14591056
Imagine that Kikimora though.
>When it's her turn the Mantis and the Youko pin your arms down while she sits on your dick and slowly starts riding your dick.
>She's taunting you, calling you a weak excuse of a man to let yourself be raped by a simple maid like this and licking her lips while looking at your face contorted in pleasure.
>What she doesn't know is that the Youko told you about her fantasy of being raped earlier.
>You'll never see her smug smile turn to panic when the Youko and the Mantis let go of your arms and you flip her onto her back.
>She'll never start struggling while you sit up and the other girls pin her down.
>You'll never thrust into her and watch her go from smug and in command to moaning about how she can't stop her hips from moving.
>She'll never cuddle you after you empty the last of your semen inside of her, muttering "master~" in her half dazed state.

>>14591091
>>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.
>implying this isn't right

Your life is stustained by magic given off when you an your waifu copulate, if your expense is nil, and you have an infinite ammount of time to find pennies on the ground you become infinitely rich. Also, you assume magic cannot be accumulated or stored, or amplified.

>>14591096
No one is going to ask an uncivilized barbarian horde for assistance.

>>14591091
If it's so easy, why is it that we cannot with current technology; yet are fully capable of doing many things that, by your sense of "Scale", are more complex?

You're just claiming "It can't do that because I say so", for no reason other than that deliberately limiting your imagination lets you sit in a corner whining about how "Eternity is depressing" like some emo teen.

>>14591096
They'd be to busy having their men taken away and women sent to the labor camps.

>>14590935
Eh, lets go Medium gang.

>Gym bunny Chimaera sadomasochist semen demon for rough sex
>Thin Gazer w/ Oral fixation for polynesian sex
>Pettanko Ghoul semen demon for oral
>Hourglass undead Goblin for paizuri
>Busty Chimaera w/ Oral fixation for rough sex
>Chubby Kobold/Mantis chimaera for vanilla sex
>They drugged me

Well, it's a good mix, so I guess I'd stay with this group. The only one I'm not sure about is the blade 'wolf'. I'm going to be getting so many blowjobs it won't even be funny.

>>14591099
>Imagine that Kikimora though
Oh boy, I certainly am now.

>>14591102
The Polish fought tanks with a horse charge, so what's the difference?
Also, Horse Pussy Hussars with Harpy Feather wings.

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>>14591100
You live forever, but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them. In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.

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>>14591102
I know, that's why I'm asking if they'd ask Hoof Pussy Kingdom for aid.

Did you think I was talking about Cat Pussy Kingdom or something?

Nanobot-sized MG collectives

>>14591107
>Has more imagination than you to point out all the likely pitfalls and bad ends that immortality would bring
>You stick your fingers in your ears and blindly believe it's all fine

I think you got the imagination part backwards buddy.

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Kikimora edition of pic related when?

>>14591126
Grey goo MG

>>14591115
That's a misconception, the Poles never actually charged German panzers with cavalry. They did charge German infantry a number of times, many of them successfully.

Also, Poles aren't an unwashed horde of stinky horsepussy warriors who rely on kidnapping to raiding neighboring lands to obtain all their men.

>>14591116
>but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them.
And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
> In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.
That's because magic isn't real It's to dissuade people from wanting more than their lot. But nothing says an infinite being has to play by these rules.

>>14591124
You heard me correctly, the so called Horsepussy "Kingdom" is nothing more than a horde of uncultured barbarians who regularly raid their more civilized neighbors for men.

>>14591127
>Says "It'd just end bad"
>Never tries to think of ways around the potential bad ends
Sure thing pal.

>>14591137
>And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
It's not pessimistic. It's a fact. There's only so much matter and energy in the universe. It might or might not be enough to do what you want.

I wanna tap into a universal ley line in the MG universe, have my feeble physical and mental self overloaded with the raw magic of all of existence, somehow survive with my own conscious intact, and become a living God with infinite power at my command!

Then spend the weekends in my PJs eating cereal and magically fucking my MG wife

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>>14591138
Hoof.

Put on your glasses man.

>>14591142
>You're way of "thinking around them" is just to godmode handwave anything away
>Seriously thinks that's imaginative

kek

>>14591127
It doesn't take imagination to point out problems, it takes imagination to solve them.

>>14591155
Oh man that'd be great.
You could set up your own kingdom and just use your power to make it so humans don't turn into incubi so they can fuck their waifus all they want.
Maybe you could give monstergirls in your realm the ability to birth human sons.

>>14591159
I can't, I lost them while evading horsepussy raiders.

>>14591166
Or he could just conjure up another box of cereal and magically have his PJ's cleaned while he still wears them.

>>14591159
Real hard to like this character when 99% of all the art is futa.

>>14591163
>Seeing problems in the first place isn't the first step to solving them
>Foresight isn't imagination
>All problems are solvable
What planet are you from?

>>14591161
>Just gives up and doesn't even attempt to think of other possibilities
>Seriously thinks that's imaginative

kek

>>14591154
>There's only so much matter and energy in this universe
FTFY

>>14591133
As long as she doesn't convert other things into nanobots, you should be fine.

>>14591174
But I never said any of that.

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>>14591172
Ehh more like 90%

But I know what you mean, taking a perfectly good lady and slapping a dick on her.

>>14591186
But you did.
>It doesn't take imagination to point out problems