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That's what she wants though. You wouldn't even need to break free, she'd just help you along. Wrapping the both of you in her hair to make some sort of silky, mid-night black hair, while what hair on you strokes you gently to encourage you to keep going, leg locking you and having her arms around you in a very close hug and you thrust in and out of her.
Not surprised, but I think you have to properly contextualize it. Hundreds of years is nothing, thousands or tens of thousands is long enough to completely replace a civilization. This is sort of the standard for "ancient elder creature".
When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky. To even still be around you have to assume that you're beyond corporeality or are an actual invulnerable immortal. The sort that's only inconvenienced by being submerged in magma for a hundred thousand years.
After a billion would the structure that makes you immortal even still be around? Would the administrators of the afterlife still exist?
You're looking at an existence where you've possibly replaced your personality a million times over, where the ground you stood on is gone, where your entire species is dead.
At that point if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality, you're drifting through space after a chance volcano blew you into the atmosphere.
>implying there's anything wrong with "cosplay-tier" girls
>not appreciating simplicity
Too bad I don't have a picture of a pregnant Kejourou.
Saw that posted next to the new thread, so I tried a few.
Only picture that I could get it to work with was the Anubis profile pic. And that targeted her stomach.
Which it then rated a "Hot".
>if you and your waifu aren't gods ascended from reality
I never understood just why people who want eternity think that this scenario is a given. Just because you have an insane amount of time on your hands doesn't mean that literally anything is possible. Maybe it wouldn't be possible to become a god even after all that time.
>When you move into geologic time then it's all fucky
No shit, we are talking about eternity here.
I will always see living forever as a fucking awful idea, because there are too many possibilities for horrific shit to happen to you.
In the modern metropolis called MGC a war is still raging on. Not a war fought with blood and fear, or a neverending political strife. No, this is a war fought far worse.
With weaponized cardboard two armies continue to fight for playground domination today. Will the unnamed young boy lead the Order to victory? Or will the suspicious Baphoment leading the Demon Lords army finally crush their opposition?
Only time will tell as the battle rages on.
That's it. After all this time, it took your comment for me to figure out why anubi have those exclamation mark runes on their stomachs.
They're there to measure semen levels. As you pump her up with semen, the grey runes become white, starting at the bottom and turning white as you pump more and more into her womb. A single good session of sex is enough to fill the dots, which is considered 100% semen capacity. After that, cumflation occurs as the actual lines begin to change colour to white.
Once the exclamation runes are completely white, she'll be physically incapable of holding in any more semen, and any excess will simply spill out between her delicious thighs, dribbling all over her body as gravity demands.
Over time, as she absorbs the semen and its spiritual energy, her runes will drain and turn grey again, until she's back down to regular levels.
This is True Science Factz.
Finally got one to work.
It zoomed in on her charm point, so I trust that this AI knows what its about.
You take that back you son of a bitch!
The only unlikable person is you, pleblord prime.
It would make sense, yes.
Of course, anubi with variant rune patterns are exceedingly rare. You hear legends of anubi with question mark runes, perhaps due to some sphinx ancestry, or even heart-shaped runes, but no scholar has ever published anything on the matter. An anubis with four exclamation marks would be fascinating indeed. I wonder if her magical ability would differ significantly from her peers.
Study and experimentation must be performed, with thoroughness and... repetition, if a sure conclusion is ever to be reached. I humbly volunteer to sacrifice myself, and will embark upon this journey of anubis discovery for the good of all mankind.
A little comic or sequence would be nice. Something showing her tummy filling up as she loses her composure more and more, her runes filling up like a fuel gauge.
Four exclamation marks
Would those be one each side or all together?
Would the points work in tandem with each other or not?
How big could one that has three marks on each side get?
It didn't work for the default Wight pics so I tried it with Abigail, I have to say that this site is extremely rude.
I imagine the configuration would be with two on either side of the navel, like so:
!! . !!
I think the best way for them to "fill up" would be if the inner runes fill up first as a pair, followed by the outer runes. Almost as if the outer runes represent an additional Energy Tank, like something a little similar to the health bar from Metroid Prime.
The only way to know for sure is to try yourself. I hope you've drunk your holst milk and humpty slime potions.
I wouldn't mind seeing little, smaller variations like that at all. Hearts, dots, little crescents, spirals, and so on. It's still a neat distinguishing feature, but it's not nearly as radical as changing the entire exclamation mark design, which some people will really like.
I was curious about Lilims and so did a bit of research, here is what I gathered:
Keep in mind that there might be a lot of differences between each Lilim
They can easily defeat a top tier human heros (Source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can create unique dimensions (source: Queen of Heart profile)
They are linked to all MGs and receive demonic energy from every MG (source: Lilim profile and MGE I)
If raised properly, they can reach the power-level of the Demon lord (source: Lilim profile)
Their abilities are:
They can turn MGs into whatever they want (source: MGE I and the Queen of Heart profile)
They can transform human girls into any species of MG that follows the Demon Lord (source: Lilim profile)
They can charm almost any man without effort (source: Lilim profile)
If we count the stories as cannon:
They can easily sneak into human settlements (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can appear out of nowhere through some non-descriptive mean (source: Baphomet Complex)
They can write pleasure runes with their fingers (source:Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword")
They can summon and control a special kind of tentacle (source: Fallen Maiden Story: "One Who Seeks the Fallen Sword" and Baphomet Complex)
There is probably a few more of their abilities left untranslated in the rest of the stories
Overall, we don't have enough informations about them to put a clear limit to their capabilities
We can argue that their limit is the same as the Demon Lord's but even then the Demon Lord is constantly growing stronger
Anyway I spent way too long on this, Lilims just want to create a bunch of demon realms and find a nice man to marry, who cares about their power level
Gotta get successful enough to buy Kiki upgrades.
Combat training, defensive driving, personal organizing, extra languages.
That way she'll never have to leave your side.
So are they covered in latex?
Can you harvest their sweat to make things out of?
Do you make bodysuits using Gazer rubber the same way you make kimonos out of Jorogumo silk?
Combat Kikis are a nightmare
If you mess up with any other MG it will end up with a little rape
Meanwhile if a combat Kiki has targeted you, it's over, you can only run away and pray for your life
She will fulfill her master's orders no matter what
This is why you need to pay the Mofu Mafia fee for them to protect you
Also I don't think I posted this one
Are you sure? Run the diagnostics again.
See, this is why I told the thread to keep a database of all the Monster Girl images, no matter how shit so we could keep track of things like this.
You know, that's actually a good point. We really don't have a database for all the pics. All those pictures, all lost in the database, never to be seen in the grand spectrum of the database
Wow. I mean, really, wow
By total images it's probably Manticore>Ushi>Kiki>Gazer>Wendigo(thanks sketchanon)
If you count third party images not specific to MGE then foxes win, followed by succubi and oni.
I forgot about all the Bapho and 'Nubi art as well
yeah, we really do need some form of a database. An archive system for pictures at least. T'is all speculation on who has the highest amount of pictures
Though, I do feel like Manticore's do have the most
A booru or something would be great. I save every image of thread OC I come across, and there is a lot more of it than might be anticipated. I have 19 unique images just of Yao. Some of the popular monstergirls are over 50.
Working 5 nights a month as a host in their special club which also serves as their hideout
Your official task is to serve drinks and please the foxes, but there has been rumors about hosts getting dragged into the back room where strange noises can be heard
>Go on DA to check commissions
>See this right on the front page
It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.
This is the situation where the combat Kiki isn't friendly, i.e. somehow getting on the bad side of someone who had a combat Kiki.
In any case, that sounds like a fair deal. Gonna be tough paying for protection and working at my regular job, though.
This is what a monstergirl at the beach where I live would look like.
Just imagine in any combination of ice construction and clothed anal sex and you have your fun.
>Threatening to not headpat the maid
This is the most vile thing i have seen on this board for the last week, i knew we were degenerates but i didn't realize our humanity was lost like this.
Oh, you think you're being funny eh? We got a wise guy here?
Just for that, not only will she get no headpats, but now I'm also going to stay up late. Until I'm really tired. And even then I'll still stay up.
You're only making this worse on her the longer I go without bikini monster girls.
I was under the impression that overdosing on any of the various venoms and/or significantly heightened stress levels from being hunted like game were the leading causes of heart failure in MGC.
Sure is cold...
Let me play you a song on the world's smallest, most invisible violin.
>go to the beach with a hellhound and an anubis
>it's the first time in weeks you've seen the two together without any arguing
>you all go out for a swim together
>afterwards, you head back to the beach, and you decide to relax on a towel, quickly falling asleep
>you wake up just before evening
>inside a massive glass structure
>every wall, hallway and ceiling is transparent, bending light around naturally former curves to make the world outside look like a funhouse mirror parody
>you soon and your way to the "entrance"
>the hellhound and anubis are both there, working together with smiles and giggles
>the anubis works the sand with her paws, wetting it and piling it up into structures like walls, turrets and towers
>when she's done, the hellhound casts Hellfire, turning the sandcastle portions to glass in a freak reaction that probably violates some law of physics somewhere
>you spend that evening watching the sun set, suspended several feet above the sand on a smooth roof of glass
>as you pack up and get ready to leave, one thought occurs to you
>Just what the hell are people going to think when they see a glass castle the size of a small house on the beach tomorrow?
>It's weird to see MGE in places that aren't dedicated to MGE. Freaks me out.
Same here. When someone collage'd the 2014 raids I was wielded out by having faggot cat grinning back at me.
I compartmentalise monstergirls away from all the other Internet shit I do. It does not escape me as ironic that I consider them too pure and wholesome to see them sullied by the cruel and dirty business that is day-to-day trolling.
>a hueg busty Wendigo with glowing eyes will never stare you down during a moonlit winter night
>she will never plow through snow banks while brandishing a crude fuck-huge cleaver made from abandoned dwarven weapons and who-knows-what, roaring all the while
>she will never impale the cleaver into the ground, press your face into her cleavage, and mutter a low "awawawa" before taking you back to your cabin for snusnu
Not really, no.
I wouldn't mind getting pulled into the bathroom for some close-quarters fun in a stall with one.
Then she'd leave me her number, and I'd hesitantly call her up the next day, beginning a mostly-vanilla romance.
Huh, I don't remember the picture looking that bad. Drawn in pencil by an absolute beginner, but not quite on the level of that Temjin guy who's plagued the Anubis fanart tab in the MGE Wiki with his blighted works.
I don't know about heart failure, but there are some other metrics you haven't considered.
Every year, hundreds of young girls in MGC survive with insufficient spirit energy.¹
Insufficient spirit energy has been linked with lethargy, poor academic achievement, stunted growth, and unsuccessful mate attraction.²
Monster girls suffering from spirit deficiency have demonstrated up to 30% lower graduation rates and 50% weaker test scores by age 16 than those given a steady supply of spirit energy from an early age³, with far-reaching implications for placement in high requirement jobs.
Spirit deficiency is correlated to late or nonexistent marriage prospects, as much as one third the success in certain monster species.⁴
But there is hope. Human semen is the leading source of spirit energy for most monsters, and an endlessly imperishable resource. By providing young monsters with just one teaspoon of semen a day you can ensure they grow up into the vibrant, voluptuous women they deserve to be.
You don't have to dick your daughteru, but letting her drink her father's milk or having a male friend donate is one of the best things you can do for her future.
>1 Annual development statistics of the Office of the Demon Lord (DLE 374)
>2 Excerpt from Sabbath Bureau of Semen Studies /Report On Chronic Deficiency/. 22nd Wurmmolt, DLE 368
>3 Tanucorp Academy achievement and entry statistics. DLE 382
>4 Marriage statistics from the Demon Lord Intelligence Agency /Interplanar Handbook/, "effects of developing nations across monster species" chapter. DLIA Publishing, DLE 383
I would wear revealing clothes and very obviously order too many drinks, precisely hoping such a thing would happen.
And then afterwards I'd whine about it to local media and get my 15 minutes of fame as a "brave survivor of sexual assault".
All according to keikaku.
There are local charities that can help stop this tragedy; please give generously!
> would you leverage that fame into landing yourself a "nice girl" with big money?
Of course! And then I'd sleep around behind her back, with the rough-and-tough girls that know how to treat me like the slut I am.
> humans are the real monsters
I'd rather have a group of MGs drug my drink and then take me to their house to gangbang me on a comfortable bed.
Then come the cuddles and the promises to take responsibility and next thing I know I've got a loving monstergirl harem. Huh. Now I kinda want to make a quick rolling game based on that idea.
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.
...I don't want to know.
No no anon, I just want the taking home bit to be when I'm drugged.
Then I wake up in a comfortable bed with a bunch of naked monstergirls looming over me, ready for the gang rape.
Well, rather than just the last, whichever one in the process there was a sort of "Bond" with would work. Still not my preference, but if we're compromising.
I suppose the comparative version to the pic that started this talk might be one guy who took a liking to the dragon setting her free and whisking her off at the end of the night.
I dunno. It kinda seems less like you're a sub and more like you're incredibly lazy. Why not go the full nine yards and just have a gang of girls break into your house?
Yeah, fully coloured in pencils, I think. There is only one version, so it's possible I'm mistaking the actual medium used.
>>14590598 (You) #
>Drawn in pencil
Well, the one I'm thinking of was fully colored. Either there are two images that fulfilled the same criteria, or it looked worse colored in.
>...I don't want to know.
Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.
No anon you don't get it.
It starts out with the struggling after I wake up so they have to hold me in place while one of them rapes me.
Then after a while they don't have to hold me down because I'm starting to enjoy it.
I want the struggle to start in bed.
>Just find the image on the Anubis page which looks like it was drawn by a literal 4 year old.
>Do so out of morbid curiosity
Oh...so that's what ghoang goes by nowadays.
God his art really is gag-worthy. Worst thing to ever happen to the MGE. HowAboutNo's "Guro-Collages" and the resulting fallout pale in comparison.
Yeah well what's the difference between a sick duck and a sick mallard? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.
I'm sorry for disappointing you.
Anon, that's what I've been saying.
I want to be out of it during the ride to their place and then wake up naked with all of them looming over me.
Then comes the thrashing and the attempts to escape and the eventuality of my hips moving on their own.
Angry anon, ANGRY!
Like you didn't take the garbage out for a month while she was away on a business trip angry!
>I thought your idea had potential
You're in a club of one. It's probably not even worth revisiting at this point because it's literally impossible to think of anything but bismuth level cringe shit thanks to
>Before MGE times
No, but he's been doing MGE "Art" for a long time. He originally posted to MGU. Dunno if he's still there.people tried to give him tips on improving, but no, he's quite content to remain utter shit.
The only change he's made over the years is doing digital coloring, rather than using pencil colors.
> Drains away through the floor to go cry in the water table
RIDDLES A SHIT!
Alright anons, maybe it was a bad idea to go drinking in an Oni run bar in a monstergirl part of town because now you're tied to a bed with a group of them ready to gangbang you.
Option 1: Small gang (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium gang (6 girls)
Option 3: Large gang (10 girls.)
Option 4: Dante Must Die mode (Roll a D20 and get that many girls)
Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your rapists, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.
Body Type: d10
Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. Her friends helped her capture you so she could have her first time.)
Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
Sadomasochist (Loves seeing you writhe as your face twists in pleasure. However, she secretly hopes you'll somehow turn the tables and rape her.)
Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
Sexual Position: d8
Roll once for every girl, including any girls added by the Twins quirk.
Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
Foursome (She invited two extra friends to the gangbang. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
How they got you: d4
You went with them knowing what would happen you slut.
After they're done fucking you until you pass out from cumming inside all of them,
You wake up with all of them cuddling you and promising to take responsibility. Do you stay with your new harem or do you try to make a run for it? Keep in mind that if you stay they'll take care of financial stuff unless you want a job, and they'll want to fuck every day.
everyone who posted dropped it like it's hot
seriously what the fuck, no daily login bonuses?
No, she's always been the most beautiful and pure grill.
>Battle Kiki will never stand on the edge of
that pile of clothes in your room
>Your battle Kiki will never go NUUUUCLEAAAAR
when she finds out there's no more laundry detergent
>Your Battle Kiki will never come back as
Punished Kiki because there was only one left at the department store and she had to fight her Sloggath rival Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath Revolver Sloggath
Rolled a d20 and got 9.
Thin awkward virgin Large Mouse who's into anal
Loli sadomasochist Dark Slime who's into rough sex
Hourglass semon demon Kitsune-Biwho's into rough sex
Pear bottom heavy Medusawho's into polynesian sex
Thin bottom heavy Ryu who's into rough sex
Hourglass awkward virgin Arachne who's into vanilla sex
Thin orally fixated Chimera who's into handholding and cuddling
Pear bakunyuu Hornet who's into foursomes and brought 2 other hornets with her (I'm not rolling traits for the others)
Normal orally fixated Giant Ant who's into handholding and cuddling
Somehow I was drunk enough to fall for it and got tricked into this shit. Also you need to write a new list of traits. Rolling the same stuff's getting old.
I almost wish "healthy" Kiki anon was the one who got to post this.
Because I know the story would have been about getting anon healthy while also having some kind of scary underlying threat to him if he doesn't do what she says.
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of conjuring up guardian beasts or stopping time, but oh well. I suppose the Cuddle Arts are a perfectly valid system of spells too.
Not that she'd need to use any on me. I'd cuddle Uni until my arms fell off.
>>The world is moving forward, and I'm standing still. I have my waif, but what is the company of one kindred soul to the burgeoning weight of forever?
That's what the waifu is, fucklord. And the entire community of ded ladies and bro death knight incubi you can hang out with on the weekend. You keep up with the changing times by keeping up with what society is doing, not hard if you're not a recluse and if you are, you don't give a fuck what the world is going anyway.
>B-but you live 'till the heat death of the universe!
So? An infinite ammount of things could have happened between then and now to make the adventure all to more worthit, you could have singlehandedly created a parasitic dimension that feeds off the main universe, so that by the time of it's final collapse, all of existence migrates to your own, and it feeds of the dying universe's energies to stabilize itself as the new one. Fuck, maybe you populate it with only eternal beings and live in literal utopia, maybe you and your waifu decide to spend a few millennia in a loop of reinarnation in the lower realms, for shits and giggles.
All you fags who quiver at the thought of eternity, don't deserve it.
>Busty Mantis semen demon, who's into paizuri and oral sex.
Emotionless blowjobs and paizuri? I'm down.
>Busty and bottom heavy Youko who's into handholding and cuddling.
>Sadomasochist Kikimora with a normal body who's into Polynesian sex.
Fucking nice, especially when I inevitably turn the tables on her like she always wanted.
They may have tricked me into this, but when I wake up in the morning I will harem them with the force of a thousand suns.
>Normal Alarune/Kraken with Paizuri/Oral
>Hourglass Semen Demon Dark Angel with Vanilla sex
>Normal Living Doll with Bottom Heavy twin, with Rough Sex
All through willingness to go.
I'll do my best to stay.
I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch. Also the part where you assume infinite time really means infinite possibilities or infinite magic. The truth would far more likely be closer to the Struldbrugs.
If you're already immortal, it stands to reason that by that coin many other opportunities to expand on magical ability would open up.
Honestly the point where you people choose to stop suspending your disbelief is silly...
>I like the part where you ignore the billions of years of cold and darkness between the stars dying out and the big crunch.
Mae your own sun. It's just a giant reactor. literally sustain it off the energy given off by you and your waifu's fuck sessions, whatever.
>Not infinite potential
Now who hasn't thought it through?
The power to keep a one hundred kilogram bag of meat running for a few million years is a pittance compared to all the bullshit you're talking about.
>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.
That's less of a leap than you're making. Or that guy talking about making a sun. The difference in scale is ludicrous.
PussyKingdom ask for help from Hoof Pussy Kingdom from such aggression by the Dog Pussy Empire?
Imagine that Kikimora though.
>When it's her turn the Mantis and the Youko pin your arms down while she sits on your dick and slowly starts riding your dick.
>She's taunting you, calling you a weak excuse of a man to let yourself be raped by a simple maid like this and licking her lips while looking at your face contorted in pleasure.
What she doesn't know is that the Youko told you about her fantasy of being raped earlier.
You'll never see her smug smile turn to panic when the Youko and the Mantis let go of your arms and you flip her onto her back.
She'll never start struggling while you sit up and the other girls pin her down.
You'll never thrust into her and watch her go from smug and in command to moaning about how she can't stop her hips from moving.
She'll never cuddle you after you empty the last of your semen inside of her, muttering "master~" in her half dazed state.
>>I found a penny today. That's free money! Therefore if I keep looking around on the ground, I'll never have to work a day in my life again.
>implying this isn't right
Your life is stustained by magic given off when you an your waifu copulate, if your expense is nil, and you have an infinite ammount of time to find pennies on the ground you become infinitely rich. Also, you assume magic cannot be accumulated or stored, or amplified.
If it's so easy, why is it that we cannot with current technology; yet are fully capable of doing many things that, by your sense of "Scale", are more complex?
You're just claiming "It can't do that because I say so", for no reason other than that deliberately limiting your imagination lets you sit in a corner whining about how "Eternity is depressing" like some emo teen.
Eh, lets go Medium gang.
>Gym bunny Chimaera sadomasochist semen demon for rough sex
>Thin Gazer w/ Oral fixation for polynesian sex
>Pettanko Ghoul semen demon for oral
>Hourglass undead Goblin for paizuri
>Busty Chimaera w/ Oral fixation for rough sex
>Chubby Kobold/Mantis chimaera for vanilla sex
>They drugged me
Well, it's a good mix, so I guess I'd stay with this group. The only one I'm not sure about is the blade 'wolf'. I'm going to be getting so many blowjobs it won't even be funny.
You live forever, but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them. In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.
I know, that's why I'm asking if they'd ask Hoof Pussy Kingdom for aid.
Did you think I was talking about Cat Pussy Kingdom or something?
>Has more imagination than you to point out all the likely pitfalls and bad ends that immortality would bring
>You stick your fingers in your ears and blindly believe it's all fine
I think you got the imagination part backwards buddy.
That's a misconception, the Poles never actually charged German panzers with cavalry. They did charge German infantry a number of times, many of them successfully.
Also, Poles aren't an unwashed horde of stinky horsepussy warriors who rely on kidnapping to raiding neighboring lands to obtain all their men.
>but resources aren't infinite, nor is the ability to acquire them.
And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
> In fact, the high price of magic portrayed in most cultures usually makes it a negative sum game.
That's because magic
isn't realIt's to dissuade people from wanting more than their lot. But nothing says an infinite being has to play by these rules.
>And I call bullshit on your pessimistic point of view.
It's not pessimistic. It's a fact. There's only so much matter and energy in the universe. It might or might not be enough to do what you want.
I wanna tap into a universal ley line in the MG universe, have my feeble physical and mental self overloaded with the raw magic of all of existence, somehow survive with my own conscious intact, and become a living God with infinite power at my command!
Then spend the weekends in my PJs eating cereal and magically fucking my MG wife
Oh man that'd be great.
You could set up your own kingdom and just use your power to make it so humans don't turn into incubi so they can fuck their waifus all they want.
Maybe you could give monstergirls in your realm the ability to birth human sons.
Ehh more like 90%
But I know what you mean, taking a perfectly good lady and slapping a dick on her.
No, because problems are innate with any idea, and are the lowest fruit to grasp, sometimes even already fallen from the tree, only the solution is at the tip. You aren't taking steps to solve, and I take back what I said. All problems are solveable.
>which is essentially the same thing.
But it isn't
>any problem is easily solved
Problems aren't "hard" or "easy", you can either apply knowledge to solve it, or you cannot, getting knowledge isn't hard either, only time consuming, and guess what. Immortality.
Without knowing the specifics of the system, it is impossible to solve. If magic is free and limitless then everyone would be a god and have their own private universe. If it is more difficult, then it might not be possible in the first place. And everything in-between. The deciding factor could be that you started grinding levels on your little rock 14 billion years late to get what you want done.
The issue is just assuming that it will all be fine and work out and not even considering that it could just as easily be a no-win situation.
>Problems aren't "hard" or "easy", you can either apply knowledge to solve it, or you cannot, getting knowledge isn't hard either, only time consuming,
Problems are solved by resources and logistics just as much as raw knowledge. Like a guy on a desert island with no human contact or travel couldn't build a microprocessor from scratch even with the knowledge and a thousand years. Not because of smelting or processes, but because there's just none of the rare earths needed for some of the componants on his little patch.
>Problems are solved by resources and logistics just as much as raw knowledge.
No, to split hairs, problems are solved by knowlege. Solutions require resources and logistics. And the resources and logistics are in themselves a problem, with their own solutions.
I really have nothing to do with your argument, but you do not need specific details in order to solve a system. Any arbtirarily large, stochastic operation is a Markov process. So long as you are capable of recording effect, you need no other information in order to compile a hidden Markov model.
I don't need this info dump guys, I just want live a comfy life in an Undead Kingdom with a sexy cadaver.
If we're all just shitting up the thread anyway, I might as well jump into this with some pedantry. There is no requirement for any rare earth metals in a microprocessor. In fact, I am not aware of any design which utilizes them in current use. A desert island is actually a phenomenal place to harvest resources for a microprocessor. All of the strictly requisite materials can be found in virtually any living being and in sand. The greatest difficulty is tooling, not resources.
somebody wants a femboy version of this on the /d drawthread
which one of you fuckers is it?
Incorrect. Carbon steel is more than adequate for virtually any tool. The only reason that we use any other additives (vanadium, nickel, chromium are the most common) is for more favorable performance at higher temperatures. Tool steel was made for cutting bits, not hand tools. It's a matter of cost, not performance (for the most part). As far as semiconductor manufacture goes, I can guarantee that rare earth metals are not required in any step of the process, including the facility itself.
I'm a nanoptical engineer with a specialization in component fabrication, as well as a blacksmith. You have no idea how infrequently I get to use any of this.
Pretty sure the tolerances needed would require more than basic carbon steel. I know at least the print plate for the wafer itself has very fine tolerances. We're talking proper microprocessors here, not chaining a bunch of TO-3 footprint semiconductors together and calling it a processor.
Can't you sods make this discussion monstergirl related?
Oh, I wasn't actually paying attention to what you were talking about. I just saw an opportunity to correct someone on a technicality when the thread was slow. I have to get use out of this math degree somehow.
Some asshole decided to drag this argument from the previous thread, where it should have died.
Anyways, Lava Golem is cute. I'd love to cuddle with her, especially with the weather here.
Microprocessor is an incredibly ambiguous term, I was assuming that we weren't talking about anything particularly complex. The first prototypes of microprocessors were made using blackened tape as the mask. Critical dimensions as small as 20um can be fabricated with high-quality but still standard market printers. I wouldn't use such a photomask for anything I actually cared about, but it will create a functional product. The grade of steel also matters very little in semiconductor processing. Your bigger issue would be temperature control, which can be a bit of a problem on a desert island. So long as you temper your expectations and you actually have thousands of years, it should be a doable project.
(or close to it, cant remember if she actually was one)
But the first half is fairly true. Has a big revolver cylinder like a revolving rifle and space for a hammer behind it. If it fires from the top of the cylinder, then the shotgun doesn't obstruct it.
Makes you winder how the dump the shells out of the cylinder though. The ejector rod must be the size of a tire iron.
Then the shotgun obviously being based on a tube fed pump model yet having a bottom clip magazine doesn't make hardly any sense but could be engineered to work if it's just a handle on an empty spring tube that shoves back on the receiver to manually cock or clear a jam.
It's a massive clusterfuck, but it's one that could almost be frankensteined to work if it had somewhere for the bullets to actually go.
Doesn't look like there's enough space for a hammer behind the cylinder. The trigger also looks a little far back for that as well. There's also no separate trigger for the shotgun part, and it doesn't appear that there's an ejection port either.
She needs muscle if she wants to look intimidating.
>you will never create a JubJub/Kobold hybrid that still retains the Kikis meido abilities
No it isn't.
>They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.
You will answer me! WHY DO KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON CRUNCH?
>Dante Must Die Mode (rolled 12)
>Twin Loli Khepri/Cheshire Chimera's forced me into a foursome with a loli Mothman and Succubus
>Twin Bakunyuu Sea Slime Virgins who tricked me taking their anal cherries
>Bakunyuu Bottom Heavy Thunderbird who talked me into a four way with her Baunyuu bottom heavy Holstaur and Lizardman friends
>Busty Awkward Virgin Baphomet who talked me into hand holding and cuddling
>Gym Bunny Tentacle Girl who's a Sadomasochist who talked me into hand holding and cuddling (again!)
>Busty Werecat/Kobold Chimera drugged me to do rough sex with her
>Orally fixated Shortstack Kounichi forced me into Polynesian sex
>a normal Werewolf who's a semen demon drugged me to do Paizuri
>a normal Nightmare drugged me into having vanilla sex (with the lights off and blinds closed)
>a bottom heavy, busty Mermaid talked me into Hand holding and cuddling
>Shortstack Giant Ant twins drugged me into having vanilla sex
>Loli Undead Lich drugged me into having vanilla sex
I like this game
I want to be her husband and embarrass her when she's trying to be all mean and scary!
>young knight shows up to fight her
>treat him to some cookies and tea and send him on his way
>she's threatening to burn down a village
>scream out "AND WE'LL TAKE YOU OFF OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST TOO!!!"
A foreign beast of mottled hue?
>tfw raised in a Paladin household with strict, overbearing Paladin parents.
They do. It comes out of a specialized organ near the tip of the tail. They normally use it to reinforce the walls of their tunnels but it also makes a tasty beverage if processed correctly.
Just don't try eating the stuff raw, your dick will double in size and you'll go into a week-long uncontrollable mating frenzy.
>You'll never elope with a succubus and go to live far away in a cabin somewhere.
>You'll never abandon your family's hateful ways and have loving sex with your wife every day.
>You'll never teach your eventual daughters the ways of swordplay, honor, and protecting the weak.
>tfw they send you off to boarding school for your education in smiting and theology
>tfw you make it with the valkyrie fencing instructor
>tfw you breed a battalion of adorable blonde steel-clad winged cuties
>your dick will double in size and you'll go into a week-long uncontrollable mating frenzy
Dear God. The Wurms can never find out they possess such power.
>Undead Kikimora keeps trying to ensure her master has an "accident" so she can bring him back as an undead Incubus
>Through sheer dumb luck, and blissfully unaware of it all, he survives everything unscathed
>After her latest attempt fails, he finds her crying on the couch
>He asks her what's wrong and she says she's afraid that she'll wake up one day and he'll be gone, and she doesn't want to live in a world without him
>Still unaware of her goals and motivations, he assures her that he will never leave her
>With newfound confidence, she sets to work on her latest scheme and prepares a length of rope, an undead grey lamentation mushroom, some chloroform and a juice box
>She'll get him this time, she's sure of it
Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to keep your combat kikis well trained and satisfied with head pats.
They do the duties of maid and bodyguard so they need double the amount of attention.
Oh yeah, the mother-in-law was great, she was great, the nympho fox and the dumb tribal maid were great, and both of the tsundere's sisters were great.
Only bad girl was the main one, actually.
>Wurm and her husband canoodling
>They don't know about Slurm
>Husband begins to tease her tail
>She's getting all squirmy
>Husband starts to suck on her tip
>Slurm oozes out
>Husband gets surprised by the sweet taste in his mouth before freezing up
>Wurm looks back at him confused
>'Hubby? What's wro-'
>His entire body is trembling
>With one violent shudder he jerks up
>His muscles ripple with unholy strength
>Blood rushes to his cock, swelling it to the size of his forearm
>Wurm looks terrified and yet her body is trembling with anticipation
>Husband lifts Wurm up in his hands, positioning her over his massive member
>'Wait, not so faAAAAAHHhhhhh.~'
>Wurm is impaled on his cock, her stomach bulging from its girth
>Husband begins to pound her pussy like a jackhammer, working her hips to go as deep as possible
>Wurm's face is contorted in ecstacy
>Husband's balls tighten up and release, pouriing an enormous load into her womb
>Her stomach bulges even more from the immense load, gushing out over Husband's cock
>Wurm collapses to the floor, dazed with pleasure
>She regains her sense enough to realize that Husband is still rock-hard, standing over her seeping entrance
>She doesn't even get time to shout in protest (or joy) before being pinned to the wall and entered
>This goes on for an entire week, with Husband man-handling Wurm with inhuman strength
>The entire house is reduced to rubble before they finish, yet he continues to fuck her in the ruins
>When the Slurm wears off, he comes to in Wurms embrace
>Rubble is strewn all around them, one particularly large beam over Wurm
>The entire area reeks of sex & everything is coated in a layer of dried semen
>Wurm is completely slathered in cum, sticky to the touch
>Her stomach is completely distended, a lolloping balloon of seed
>She snuggles against you, mumbling in incoherent bliss
>It costs your entire life savings to rebuild the house
>She has an egg about a year later, and starts to think about having another
>Of all the things she's forgotten, she remembers Husband impregnating her
>It felt really good, and it happened when he played with her tail
>A sly grin crosses her face
>'Husband. Come play with me.~'
Oh my. You're already grovelling at her feet and she hasn't even used her Vampiric hypnosis powers on you!