/brit/

>>79453399
>Learn something useful for us today, anon.

Does pulling French girls count as useful?

Cos I can't be arsed with the maths or programming this late desu. French it is.

>tfw you win at genetics
>6'2
>naturally slim
>fast metabolism
>natural muscle
>never been to the gym in my life
>nice hair and eyes
>very handsome face
>almost all the women I make eye contact with can't resist but smile and act shy around me

libertarian conservatism and authoritarian liberalism are abominations

Poking as we speak

Mr. Krabs

>>79453561
been single for a few months ngl, but have casual things with two girls at the moment....

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gondola desu

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the gf

>>79453567
>drag you down
not gona lie that isn't the case but that's just life as an ugly fuck mate, "mates" take the piss out of my looks all the time. Any lucky drunkern makeout is met with regret watsapp messages to our friends (legit happened just the other week). Being ugly is leegit discrimination just like racism or whatever.

i'm a black hole of charisma, i bring down the whole mood of a space

pettan pettan tsurupettan
pettan pettan tsurupettan
pettan pettan munepettan
pettan pettan mochipettan

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anime

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>have casual things with two girls at the moment....

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>wake up
>look at pc to check news etc; morning routine
>notice my cpu is running a bit warm(56c) for no discernible reason
>decide to restart
>it begins updating
>it's taking forever
>beginning to panic
>thinking my pc is broken
>take a shower and go for an exercise
>come back an hour later, praying that it's fine
>it's finally finished updating
>tfw relief

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>been single for a few months ngl, but have casual things with two girls at the moment....

want to die but would never die by my own hand
quite the dilemma

jayposting is one of my favourite gimmicks when used correctly, always gets a chuckle out of me

Drunkern whatsapp

>>79453671
please post an anime girl with a nice cock

2 girls have texted me in the past week, is what i mean

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924826

>>79453716
Don't know x

>>79453672
aaah yes, I lie on an anonymous autism forum

>>79453662
yeah saw that post the other day.....the girl obviously liked you enough to get with you but is insecure about how others perceive that. Fuck her la, you did wil out of the situation.

Sincerely doubt you look worse with a bit of muscle than without, it's just that they weren't used to it and....yeah, probably didn't want to see you graduate from the group whipping boy.

Ignore the cunts and focus on yourself desu

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We will pay you thirty pieces of silver if you deliver us the Nazarene claiming to be the Son of God.

>>79453721
FOY

>>79453703
might buy a lethal dose of barbiturate on the dark web and swallow them when my parents are dead

>>79453715
A girl texts me every day and here I thought I was a pathetic virgin

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>aaah yes, I lie on an anonymous autism forum

Hate the studies where they try to force good people to do bad things by using mob mentality and stuff, makes me feel bad

>>79453788
i get 0 texts from girls a week and i've had sex with 4 girls

i'm like a crackhead when it comes to computers and internet lads
i go crazy without it

I'm friends with two girls.

Can I POST in here?

>>79453801
fucking hell
this is like an advertisement not to visit

need a bf

>>79453801
>these are the women that would reject you

>>79453801
phwoaar

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>>79453766

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time for ASMR before bed

>>79453801
ah yes 20 something year old women

>caffeine pills
screeching

>>79453788
asuna from sword art online wakes me up every morning with a shining smile, this is true happiness

>>79453715
need amine dick

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>ASMR

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N*ggers ahhahaha

Am i right guys?

>>79453863
'

>>79453837

all of them would reject me and laugh in my face about it

I don't even have any 'online' friends, male or female

>>79453876
Is that the virgin 'toon

>>79453761
I'm not gona say one looks worse but I think the improvement is very minimal and people are like "lol look at that ugly short guy trying to cope". Thing is, right, I am lonely and a loser anyway I basicly have to stick around with people who are occasionally rude to me or I would have no human contact at all (which I have kinda tried and it's even worse). Out of all the decent friends i've had in my 27 years of life I can think of maybe 2 that didn't have a go at my face at one point (and one of those would have a go at how short I am all the time). I might even be misremembeirng times they did have a go at me just because it has happened so often.

The worst thing is is that I completely understand it i'm biased towards attractive people and shit as well (although not nearly rude eonugh to say what other people say about me but to other people ugly people because I actually have empthay and sympathy). I'll tell you how bad it is, i've had random people litterally come over to me while i'm eating with friends and say that I look like a version of an ugly celebrity (this has happened more than once)

>>79453846
But Christ was a Jew

DEATH TO THE SCOURGE
AND DEATH TO THE LIVING

crazy that the poorest parts of america are just our average parts and they think that makes them hard done by so they vote trump as a protest

>>79453919
Want 2 b my online friend?

>>79453938
he was God
Jews hate him for that

>>79453881
funny thing is the more people hate on him, the more attention he gets and the more money he makes
laughing all the way to the bank

>>79453919
Hi :3

>>79453961
Jews also hate him for having many cities destroyed because they wouldn't listen to what Christ said.
the jews were in the wrong tho

>>79453961
>he was God
nah

>>79453955
not particularly no haha

but thanks for the offer

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Canary Wharf

>>79453969
Same with Jake Paul types and even people like bieber, miley Cyrus and the kardashians who have all become beloved household names

>>79453919

have one from a forum i used to post on years ago

>>79454011
so fucking ugly
complete sensory overload, just endless bright lights, metal and glass

>all those guildmates from WoW

wonder where they are now tbqh lads

>>79454011
Breathtaking

going to bed
hoipefully i dont wake up ahhahahehaehahdhaheahahahahahah

>>79454011
that's chicago

>>79454009
OK then x

>>79454008
uh yeah
the Father
the Son (jesus)
the Holy Spirit

G-O-D

>>79453876
:(
youre not posting pic
:(

Got a ban pending for posting that thread early, I'm going to miss you lads

>>79454011
2nd least favourite place in london after leicester square fucking dire would not spend a second there longer than I have to

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>>79454011
*urge to bomb increases*

>>79454043
'tist

>>79453942

nah their poor areas are worse than our worst council estates. what we have in patches they have as entire towns. i was in the midwest last month, some of the shitholes there are really disgusting. towns like springfield, IL and St Joseph, MO were diabolical shittips. even places like Kansas City and Memphis were horrible and far more dangerous than anything here.

>>79454045
one dutch guy I knew from wow is now a truck driver

>>79454011
why are yank cities so nice ReEeEeEeE

>>79453926
How short are you though?

Everyone is 'bias' to attractive people, all I'm saying is that there are things you can do to make yourself more attractive...and that it's probably worth it even if your shitty mates take the piss a bit.

Tbh....the 'manlet coping by getting ripped' meme is real, but I sincerely doubt you got close to that point (i.e. looking roided). Getting a bit of muscle and improving fitness wouldn't provoke that response in 99%+ of people.

Who was the celeb?

>>79454069
he was neither of those

The Glorious Revolution was the worst thing to happen to Britain and Ireland, EVER.

>>79454045
stacking shelves

>>79454011
3/4 of those apartments are uninhabited land backs owned by russian oligarchs/saudi sheikhs/chink nu-billionaires

>>79454144
jew

>tfw ghosted a girl on tinder like a week ago

Can't easily unfuck this can I?

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quality posts lads haha enjoying every one

about to shag my first ever British prossie, only ever shagged eastern Europeans previously

99% sure she's a crackhead though

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>>79454011
*fucks your shit up*

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6'5
135 IQ

but

ugly
ginger
borderline autistic

>>79454204
wtf? i hate all irish people now

>>79454199
>paying to have sexual intercourse with struggling women

sad!

>>79454204
Haha just banta innit

>>79454199
Pics?

>crackhead scruffy people who randomly talk to you
please stop

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TngCi2s5rmk

is matt stonie even human? how the fuck does he do it lads

>>79454199
Sounds grim la

Don't think I could ever sleep with a prostitute unless I was really out of it on some sort of coke/booze/Benzo cocktail

the whole place is pickled, the people are pickles for sure

>>79454204

A few windows, who cares

We crushed your language and culture and you'll never get those back

>>79454250
I revel in these altercations

shared a ciggie with a smackhead the other day, at first I thought they would do something unpredictable like bite me but they actually just want to talk utter shite

>>79454283
>we

>>79454250
Greater London

>>79454140
5'4, I knew one guy at uni who was like 5'1 jesus christ even I was like fuck me i'm towering over this guy.

Let me put it this way as a younger guy i dressed like shit, I now dress better because I appreciate the aesthetics of clothes have I got any more compliments or female attention because of this? no I haven't. I think i've had like 2 male compliments in 10 years of dressing well (and it's more like wow I didn't realise you know how to dress than a proper compliment).

Similarly the time I was vaguely in shame I didn't have any more succes and if anything I only got derogatory comments from a few people about how weird it was. Now i'm not going to say that objectively I looked worse than before just that the difference was irrelevent to basicly everyone and some people were even turned off by the "coping". Of course I never looked roided and would never want to but even just getting non pathetic biceps was getting this response. I legit had people saying "yuck" and "eww" when I showed them.

This guy said I look like steve buscemi's son. Completely randomly guy in his like 50s on the table opposite. Hadn't said a word for whole like 30 minutes sitting there with his companion and then just leans over and says that while i'm eating. It's fucking tough man to hear this kidna abuse from randoms and to pretend to shrug it off.

>>79454262
'impossible'

I reckon I could do that ffs...

>>79454283
Calm the fuck down you autist

sucks that the Byzantines and Persians, great civilisations, spent their time fighting each other and then both got conquered by the barbarity of Islam

>>79454320
alri fatty

>>79454313
enough

the IRA bombing of manchester in 1996 was the single greatest thing to happen to this city

>>79454250
>be female
>stood at bus stop
>random creepers just start talking to you

Can't watch British porn because I always get distracted by trying to figure out where their regional accent is from.

>>79454401
never ever seen this happen before

>>79454391
dic pic anim

Donald's gane up the hill hard and hungry,
Donald comes down the hill wild and angry;
Donald will clear the gouk's nest cleverly,
Here's to the king and Donald Macgillavry.

>>79454262
fasts for days beforehand?

1. Mugi
2. Ui
3. Mio
4. Ritsu
5. Yui
6. Jun
7. Azusa

never put on weight
must eat like £15 worth of food a day
never put on weight
don't smoke or drink alcohol
only drink water

the ISIS bombing of manchester in 2017 was the single greatest thing to happen to this city

>>79454452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlMl9BOanY

it's not just volume ,speed too, he doesn't even chew, it's ridiculous

0161 mentioned

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>>79454454
>no mention of himeko

Cannot comprehend the existence of runtoids who dont drink lucozade

>>79454391
truth ain't pretty lad

>>79454313
Well yeah that is pretty short

I would advise against 'showing' anyone your muscles even if you were a tall chad desu, it's rarely gonna get a good response.

Get in shape but keep it low key and ignore negative comments imo.

Well the Buscemi thing is a bit weird, but I don't really consider the guy ugly...distinctive sure, but not necessarily ugly. Incidentally I'm sure the guy got a lot of women even before he was rich/famous.

Tbqh you have a depressive atttitude, which is deeply unnattractive. Though I can see why you might feel that way.

Anyway, I'd stay in shape (but never mention it or display it overtly) and read the Greeks. Maybe join some clubs or try meet a new friendship group so you're not reliant on your kinda shitty sounding mates.

Good luck anon

>>79454472
>only drink water
good lad

touching choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtnPquqI3Bk

>>79453863
these are nt 20 year old women

>>79454262

drinking all that milkshake was gross

>>79454472
alcohol and carbonated bevvies will make you nice and fat

open the door

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>>79454504
>drinking a peng ice cold lucozade after cycling the whole day

few things can top this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb7_tPl1bOM

this girl is a lot like my dummy gf

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Dropped £23 on this today.

Now I know what you're thinking "Wow, what a waste of money you vain woofter twat", but ever since my hair got long enough to cover my nose its become really important that it smells and feels nice.
And trust me, if you could smell my hair right now, you'd be singing a different tune - it is DIVINE.

>>79454501
how big is hers in inches

bad news lads, the vikings have expanded and now the control most of the scottish lowlands and almost all of the eastern Irish coast, except for Ulster, which is holding strong

are there female runts? what do they do?

>>79454531
I said 20 something

>>79454577
watch soaps

>>79454546
vintage meme right there, not many on /brit/ will know it, right up there with bel air

>>79454561
Mental how you can tell people are British just by seeing their faces in a thumbnail.

>>79454262

would choke to death if i attempted this

The absolute state of yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_OZtB5SFk4

>>79454576
ULSTER WILL NEVER FALL!

>>79454584
surely not even that

>>79454523
Appreciate that.

I don't even think I look like steve buscemi I guess it's just bc I have shit eyes.

I spend a lot of time reading, i don't think it's by chance that a lot of philosophers and writers are fucking ugly as well.

Tough to make new friends, work doesn't really work that way and i've not been to uni in over 5 years. I tried magic the gathering shit a year or so ago but those people are so fucking weird that I can't even deal with it.

>>79454566
bent twat

>>79454620
NEVER!
NEVER!

>>79454577
watch youtube vloggers

>>79454623
>I tried magic the gathering shit a year or so ago but those people are so fucking weird that I can't even deal with it.

know this feel so much, not nerdy enough for the nerds, not normie enough for the normies, it's a tough feel

>>79454620
>>79454643
shut the fuck up you larping faggot

>>79454620
>>79454643
Note: It's Irish Catholic Ulaidh we're talking about here. The true Ulster.

>>79454646
reply to me

>>79454619
lol

>>79454659
Why is it even fucking "friday night magic" like the one night when even work usually has a few drinks. Would be so much better on monday or something.

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>>79454235
>>79454246
>>79454276
I-I'm gonna stop doing it soon

starting to like the taste of coffee after it sits long enough to get cold

does this mean i'd like cord brews or is that something different

>>79454594
been posting them all day, good barometer of the kettle of fish we got here.

>The currency's symbol is £, a stylised representation of the letter L, standing for the french livre[6].

cucked again

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>>79454660
larping is fun you boring twat

>>79453600
all me

except for last line, i see them look at me all the time tho I just cbf to smile.

i'm too sad to smile

sick and tired of the way my life is going.

im 23 and its shit.

Feeling kinda tired, considering sacking off my 5.30am gym thing haha

Will go Friday evening

>>79454734
BAGUETTE'D

>>79454761
It's not gonna get any better la

>>79454472
what types of food do you eat

>>79454761
then try doing it differently

>>79454754
post pic

>>79454754
only thing making you unhappy is yourself

>>79454772
progress is an everyday activity. next thing you know it'll be Friday and you'll be putting it off again.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13925063

http://www.strawpoll.me/13925063

http://www.strawpoll.me/13925063

http://www.strawpoll.me/13925063

>>79454779
it might do. im moving from a small town to a big city soon, hopefully this will help me experience new things.

2 b h though i just wanna leave the country, experience new things and spend my freetime productively.

>>79454791
>le doxxable info XD

>>79454734
Greater London

>>79454813
i wish that was the case

i'm riddled with anxiety and the doctor won't believe me

literally do i have to go to the doctors like i've not washed for weeks and in my dressing gown to get some meds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6HhcJP_D8

>>79454828
What do you wanna experience? Can you afford to travel?

>>79454772
Cut me some slack la, been 5 out of the last 7 days

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A-are we gonna make it...?

>>79454828
dunon which town u're leaving or which city you're going to be if you like theatre/independent films/good clubs/museums and shit then you might be ablet o have a real increase in quality of life

>>79454883
Can you explain this to me? what is wrong with americans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e5JS2lLY3U

>>79454896
>premium
just how rich are you lad

>>79454896
that's pretty cool
hopefully it's used to modernise our infrastructure, rather than just being used by elites to enrich themselves

>>79454761
i felt this way until i started rewatching k-on constantly, episodes played at random, non-chronological. i can recite every word of every episode and mimic all the fretting they show. i know mugis phone number, i know the full town layout, i spotted yui's lost shoe, i can name every side character they ever interacted with.

>>79454772
i did this today
no regrets tbqh, i will go firstthing tomorrow morning instead

>>79454913
White people...

>>79454901
Honestly if there is a way i can have a life outside of work i'll be blessed.

the problem with at the moment is that everyone in the town im in either seems to be middle aged, or is in a pre-set friendship group which is not really viable to break into.

>>79454955
smdh...

>>79454979
Haha you don't have crack heads in eire?

>>79454969
if you can stomach sport finding a 5 a side football team or some shit like that usually can get you somewhere

explain wtf the bit with red vision and the owl meant after Bob escaped from the prison cell please

would beat the living shit out of any wh*te person i saw in real life. stay away cracka

>>79454948
post kon cok

>>79454855
have you tried reading the Stoics and getting really into Manly P. Hall?

I was a self-pitying faggot back in the day myself but now I have the self-control required to actually live according to my will and the world I once hated seems to be on my side all of a sudden

>>79454998
No we have smack heads, same as in Scotland but primarily alcoholics

>>79454999
maybe. the sad thing is i dont crave having friends. i just crave doing activities besides being on my lonesome and also i crave opportunities to have sex without paying.

>>79454896
>it's oor wind byraway

>>79455016
this is fake as fuck you thick skulled simp, do you believe everything you see on /pol/?

>>79455020
>have you tried reading

no lol it's 2017

thanks for your help but it's not helping lol

>>79455025
Crack's a hell of a drug

>>79455035
Do crack

breitbart is a pretty fun read and does good pieces

dunno why everyone knocks it. yeah of course it's heavily biased. so what? so is the atlantic and washington post.

hey guys today we're gonna be unboxing the .. uhh

>>79455058
u ever done crack?

>>79455060
rorke

>>79455035
i'm in simliar boat (live in London). I have ended up going out to clubs (proper clubs not your tiger tiger shit) by myself and is usually a good time even if you don't make any friends can usually have a few decent interactions

>>79455060
breitbart is the most biased new site in the world

>>79455057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gdxJMVcYO4

then start with his talks

>>79455083
Fuck no nigga

>>79455086
im thinking more pottery classes where i end up shagging some milf from.

>>79455101
wow... powerful...

strong desire to take a load of ecstasy and go to a cyber goth rave

>>79455101
Timeless

>>79455091
loving every laugh

you've never seen third world media outlets have you?

how many people in /brit/ are incels?

can't remember the name of a girl i kissed 3 years ago. she had a very pretty face, was on the chubby side, straight thin blonde hair and blue eyes, short. any suggestions on what her name would be from that description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPAr3RpHugM

>>79455086
>I have ended up going out to clubs (proper clubs not your tiger tiger shit) by myself

incredibly sad, dont you have one mate to go with?

>>79455135
James

>>79455101
amazing, ios9's emoji designs forever cast in stone

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>>79454922
It's a cracked apk, lad.

Surprised it works desu. Installed a few weeks ago and they don't seem to have the capability to stop me. Doesn't look like I can access old articles though.

>>79455134
i'm a volcel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-WVlRohQk

>>79455147
youre making an Enemy

>>79455115
i dunno i'm too ugly to actually have sex

>>79455120
puttered

>>79455119
same bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso

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>>79453648
very good

>>79455135
Lucy
Charlotte
Emma

virgvolcel here

>>79455144
nope, even sadder to stay at home drinking myself to sleep every weekend because i'm scared to do what I want to do because I have to do it alone

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why is communism so ugly

>>79455146
wasn't that, she was a girl too

>>79455203
fair enough

i fluctuate between thinking of myself as Chad and thinking of myself as a beta incel

the unstable self confidence

>>79455203
Join a climbing gym and get a climbing gf

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Facial hair still hasn't filled out properly

>>79455187
none of these. she looked more like an amy or a beth. something along those lines but not those

>>79455172
>i dunno i'm too ugly to actually have sex
yeah i'm probably shit at pottery too

fuck sake lads dublin is germanic and pagan now. gonna have to liberate them.

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>>79455205
how is your typical capitalist street any better

>>79455203
same, can't even go to a shop. If online shopping wasn't a thing I'd be dead right now.

Is underneath a bypass the best place to hold a cyber goth rave?

asking for a mate just

you guys wanna see my fursona

Would an obese American be mistreated in the UK?

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doing a drive

start with the Greeks, go to church on Sundays, and stop feeling sorry for yourself

three simple steps to stop being a self-pitying soyboy

>>79455252
It's the best place to do crack desu

>tfw have a gf
>tfw could easily just settle down adn marry her but the fear of missing out on having lots more sex with lots more women and maybe even the odd woman (male) keeps haunting me

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>>79455135
>short and chubby

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>>79455258
yea

>>79455242
dublin starts off norse and pagan

drive out the g*rmanic invader, only the gaels have divine right over ireland

>>79455265
Literally me.

>>79455203
you literally need to be yourself. when your 70 will you think back at these times and be annoyed at staying in or will you have memories from fucjig it and going out on your owm?

>>79455294
umm I said i go out by myself for these very reasons

https://youtu.be/go8n9Mu0rU8

Dancing in my room

>>79455263
tarquin with baby hands... never seen a day of hard labour in his life... probably a bogdanov rothschild descendant... SAD!

>>79455252
play this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

>>79455258
If 4chan's yanks are anything to go by I'd abuse any American regardless of girth tbqh

>>79455265
started with the greeks, go to gym, still feel very sorry for myself because work constantly acts as an obstacle to all my efforts.

feeling nice and chill on the valium

>>79455309
what a shite choon, get a grip you fucking clown

>>79455324
such a good choon

>>79455308
meant for the other bloke jad a few sorry lad

>>79455263
caymans are like £5k used nowadays

not even that much

what should i wank to lads?

>>79455350
Me :3

off a tramadol

>>79455347
>driving a 2006 cayman/range rover
ah yes turks

whos coming to the cyber goth rave?

>>79455347
um sweaty that's a 911 turbo

Just got an S in league of legends lads

>>79455357
are you an attractive woman
feel like its more likely youre a fat bloke

>>79455272
>but the fear of missing out on having lots more sex with lots more women

overrated

>>79455350
femboi foxes

>>79455373
league of lesbians you fruit, what does that stand for, "spastic" or "simpleton"?

>>79455386
having a gf is pretty overrated too though

>>79455368
sounds too tryhard
im out

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>>79455265
all churches should be destroyed

>>79455374
Little from column A, little from column B

>>79455331
an obstacle in what way? if you're not content there, are you saving money or improving your prospects somehow so you can move on to something better?

I once worked five 12 hour shifts a week but this was just for six months to save money quickly and I could never be content doing a job like that for life

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doing a drive

>>79455401
if you're fed up with her, get rid of her.

no point tying yourself down to a loveless relationship

ran over a cat by accident, half it's head was crushed and it's eye was popping out. it was still alive, but started spazzing out, then stretched its limbs straight and died

disturbing experience

>>79455422
there's love in there and very passionate sex.

its just a fucking headache in anything more practical.

>>79455397
dont like the tone of your comment but i'll let it slide just this once because im in a good mood

s is some korean ranking system which is higher than a+

>>79455280
They're spreading. East coast is gone and they're moving into Kildare fuck sake. They've just got us all outnumbered. Left me alone largely though, so hopefully I can get some alliances and shit going for when the shit hits the fan. I will be Big Brian Boru.

>>79455446
>>79455446
>>79455446
>>79455446

no edition fuck you paddy

>>79455419
>What way
takes up my energies and time. job is good, but i genuinely hate working in general. my current job is part of my grand-career plans though i'm seriously considering just being a neet for a year.