/brit/

NO COMMUNIST PARTY NO NEW CHINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

step into my office, baby is one of the best songs ever recorded

>>79451254
forgettable entry from fromsoft desu.

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love these too

plymouth is actually an alright place

follow Otoya Yamaguchi's good example

>the holocaust didn't happen and jewish people are working actively to destroy the west
>CIA funding guerilla and coups all around the third world? have some common sense please

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anime

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Any arse man in?

>>79451293
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>ah read some history mongs

POOF

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sort of gave up on my Emerald playthrough

couldn't manage to get cheats enabled and I don't want to play the game if I don't know in advance that I can use cheats to get the special items needed to unlock post-game content like Faraway Island etc

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>>79451320

any 日本語を話せる man in

is there actually a purpose to australia? would the world really have lost that much if the island just sank into the ocean?

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I don't believe it

>>79451335
>HAHAHA! LOOK AT ME! I'M SO IRONIC! XD
Go touch a spider you utter bellend

>>79451315
our government does this openly no one is denying it

arsemen = benders

fannymen= straighteners

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>>79451315
>>the holocaust didn't happen and jewish people are working actively to destroy the west
>>CIA funding guerilla and coups all around the third world? have some common sense please

>>79451386
>>79451390
state of your pro-post-irony

>>79451386

Australia is a beautiful country tbf. Australians, not so much.

>IZ DA CIA SPOOKS MAN
>DA FUCKEN JUICE!!!

shut up

>>79451374
aww it's like a heart

>>79451372
if it's any consolation, pokemon is nostalgia goggles: the series

>>79451375
オーライ

boobmen = highly intelligent

just watched 'Football'
really bad episode

>>79451372
ah okay right mate

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>Muh CIA
>Muh Jews
grow up

seen any good kino lately?

>>79451432
that's why you're supposed to make love to it
ahh God made us well init

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me climbing

>>79451460
just watched K-ON!

Kino at it's finest

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any taylor swift man in

trying to play crusaders kings 2 but the game already seem to be broken, can't loot anyone or siege any holdings for fuck sake

>>79451188
not necessarily fearmongering, I'd say they might be blowing it out of proportion. There are attacks in on whites in south africa.

But south africa is also a country where there is 50 murders a day and whites only make up a drop in this ocean. If there is a white genocide, then there is almost certainly also a black auto-genocide (like in cambodia) too.

The other aspect of farm-murders/attacks is that there is not always political intent behind them. I'm sure some proportion of them are due to things like disagreements over pay or working conditions, sadly enough.

>>79451375
たぶん
今日はどのようにしていますか?

>>79451460
yeah

US government is divided in two broad factions, left-Bluegov (the State Department, academia), right-Redgov (the Pentagon).

>>79451493
so the conclusion is that yes there is crime against whites, but that it had nothing to do with the victim being white?

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>now go home and get your fucking shinebox

what did he mean by this?

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>The Transvaal Agricultural Union’s numbers (purported to be the most reliable) are bolstered by Genocide Watch. (I wrote about this here.) By this assessment, South African farmers were being exterminated at the annual rate of 313 per 100,000 inhabitants, 3,000 since the election of the sainted Nelson Mandela (1994), two a week, seven in March of 2010, “four times as high as is for the rest of the [South African] population,” in the words of Genocide Watch’s Dr. Gregory H. Stanton
>Another denier is the South African Institute of Race Relations (SAIRR). In 2004, the Economist had already counted 1,500 rural whites dead “in land-related violence.” By 2010, the SAIRR was finally willing to concede that “not all murders in the country are a function of simple criminal banditry.” Last I checked (2011), they still put the figure “conservatively” at only 1,000, even as most news outlets were reporting around 3,000 farmers murdered. The 3,000 figure was said to consist of “some 1,000 white farmers, along with 2,000 of their family members.”
http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/01/damned-lies-and-statistics-about-black-on-white-farm-murders-in-south-africa/
https://www.thetrumpet.com/11050-south-africa-where-corruption-rape-and-murder-are-normal
>“Do you know what happens to white girls in jail?” she asked
http://www.genocidewatch.org/images/The_Gruesome_Reality_of_Racist_South_Africa.pdf
http://www.radiofreesouthafrica.com/graphic-photos-farm-murders-south-africa/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/03/jacob-zuma-calls-confiscation-white-land-without-compensation/

whites aren't being persecuted silly they all live like kings

>>79451386
It's not an island

>>79451499
sugoi google translate skills there la'

>>79451533
cringe

>>79451460
BoJack Horseman

>>79451533
>go to shinebox scene on youtube
>all recent comments are RIP
I actually like this about the internet

>>79451460
silence
shot caller
the neon demon

>>79451460
some decent kino yes nothing amazing

>>79451415
Ooh lah-de-da~ Mr. "I know my philosophical movements and wear a turtleneck"
I hope you burn your tongue on your decaffenated dog semen from starbucks

>tfw none of my mates ever wanted to wank with me

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bishopsgate coming along nicely

別に何もない、アニメを見たり、本を読んだりとか、いつから日本語を勉強していたんですか?

>>79451547
fuck off pedant
not even australians care about tasmania

can trans vaginas actually be fucked
they can't be very deep can they

you can't be racist against whites x

>>79451605
cant really call them mates so

>>79451434
I had fun playing it when I was like 12 though

I NEED to recapture the magic

>>79451516
>>79451613

Australians are vile beasts

>>79451615
>>79451499

>>79451632
what on earth did you mean by this

>>79451527
There may be cases, but whether its an overriding problem that is separate from the general crime epidemic (where people are just targetting people with things to steal), I have my doubts.

There are a lot of black people in south africa. They could take everything from the wealthy whites fairly easily if they wanted to, simply by zerg-rush. Yet if you go to the wealthy areas of south africa you won't see mobs of blacks walking around with bloodied machetes.

Fannies and minges and fannies and minges.

>>79451621

Probably, but so can a gaping (literal) axe wound

Doesn't stop it being gross.

YourFavoriteMartin Bitch Got a Penisi

>>79451617
Is there anything there to care about?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924273/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924273/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924273/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924273/

>>79451615
kanji wo wakaran desu

>>79451621
yeah I bet you're just aching to bang one of those inside-out cocks you fucking bender

>>79451460
Baby Driver was alright

not incredible but a solid 7 or 8 out of 10

>>79451533

tommy used to shine his shoes when he was a kid

the situation in saint martin is absolutely dire

>>79451670
You could've made and drank the damn coffee by now

>>79451671
sassato kanji no benkyou wo hajimero baka!

had a prossie booked but don't think I'll go through with it on this occasion

>>79451729
>>79451671
>>79451615
Autism is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others.

Autistic people see, hear and feel the world differently to other people. If you are autistic, you are autistic for life; autism is not an illness or disease and cannot be 'cured'. Often people feel being autistic is a fundamental aspect of their identity.

Autism is a spectrum condition. All autistic people share certain difficulties, but being autistic will affect them in different ways. Some autistic people also have learning disabilities, mental health issues or other conditions, meaning people need different levels of support. All people on the autism spectrum learn and develop. With the right sort of support, all can be helped to live a more fulfilling life of their own choosing.

Find out how many people are autistic, how autistic people see the world, how autism is diagnosed, and how you can help.

>>79451742
REEEE TIMEWASTERS

Love me some David Gray <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFy31b0x4qM

I want

To put it

In HER BUTT!!!!!

>>79451672

might give a go once i'm assured of the logistics of it. friction is friction

>>79451753
自閉症

>>79451704
wow, that's sad :(

going to play some half life 2 methinks

about to reach ravenholme, love that level

choon
https://youtu.be/3LMqSmUa4YA

>economy class flight to asia : £350
>business class flight to asia : £2000

what the fuck

What is your favourite Bloodborne weapon and why it's Whirling Saw? I'm British just like you.

Shit, fuck cunt God save the Queen.

>>79451809
cringe
>>79451839
cringe

>>79451254
Why do Brazilians cook in plastic bottles

>>79451729
baka nai desu

>>79451835
Greater London

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>>79451839
haven't played demons souls or bloodborne because I only have a PC

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i like Neo-China but their propaganda is cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mU9S2Y8xfg

>>79451865
um they don't sweaty?

Downloading updates for my freshly installed copy of windows lads. Gonna be a fuckin old man by the time it's all done.

>>79451698
Greater London

>>79451835

business class is where the airlines make actual profit. most people in business haven't paid the fare themselves, work has sent them

how much does a gay license cost per year these days lads? is it worth it?

*breaks out in dance*

>>79451884
post this again and i'll fucking throttle you

>>79451698
cute

>>79451905
based Xi, we need a leader like him

>>79451925
How do you know GL is black?

yeri tho

RWJ Bitch Got a Penis

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going back to yooni tomorrow lads, see you in 3 months

you utter muppet

really dislike China

I'm still holding out for the ultracapitalist Japanese-dominated cyberpunk future I was promised in the 80s

>>79451966
shopped

>>79451905
at least he isn't killing millions of his own people like that one guy

reckon we should go back to feudalism 2bh

>>79451958
chicks with dicks

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any essential tfw no gf-core
I only have the smiths

>>79451905

ah yes mugabes endorsement

>>79452002
give me neocameralism or give me a ticket out of the area under your sovereignty I say

>>79452002
im an anarcho primitivist

anyone else fucking HATE communism?

>>79452022
get on tinder

>>79452022
Yourfavoritemartin bitch got a pensi

>>79451913
Nah they do trust me in this one

>>79452039
haven't tried it

Think I might start following Lei Feng's good example lads

thoughts?

>>79452022
Tom Waits of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgG4rxq8DhY

>>79452022
https://youtu.be/HhUhWrqv9Js

eating a pot noodle lads

>>79452085
Pics

>>79451742
can't understand why you wouldn't

>>79452085
based council estate resident
neck yourself

>he doesn't go skiing every year

lmaooooooooo fat rorke

>>79452022
Tindersticks lad
https://youtu.be/n7DhuVNLZaY
Warning that song might make you kill yourself

>>79452085
HAHAH FUCKKING POVVOOOOOOOOO [PPPOOOOOR TWAAAAT HAHAHHAHAHAAAGA HOWS YOUR WATER NOODELEST ATSE POOR?

>>79452119
>when the literal tarquin in my hall starts going on about how he's like us, then proceeds to tell us about his parent's ski chalet in france

honestly couldn't stand him tbqh

>>79451761
based dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFeAQ7X1crg

>>79452119
Rorkes ski because they can afford it

Liberals do trekking in the Andes and Lefties go to Majorca

>>79452115
>>79452149
i'm middle class

>>79452119
damn this made me think i didnt go skiing since a long time

>>79452022
japanese 'cidecore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HsdgVQ-cc

>one chance at life
>learnt japanese instead of mandarin

fucked it lads

gooning

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>No, the rear seats of my fathers car do not have a ski hatch

>>79451905
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mU9S2Y8xfg
The Virginping shilling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfBIO-alTI
THE CHADIMIR PROPAGANDA

Lads rec me something as peng as Band of Brothers

women cannot be depressed

going to watch rick and morty while eating my pot noodle?

not kidding x

>>79452193
sure mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjsAJhsSw8&index=2&list=LL4ng2nnIQ0J6JMOwHiL9yIw

twoon

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>>79452217

>>79452233
based 15 year old council estate lemming

>>79452222
wew that is some nifty production value

>>79452119

but i do. Have my own skis and boots too.

>>79452212
I regret nothing

hows my chinese

NING SHAN SON SONG DANG DON WONG FAN GONG BAN FONG

>>79452225
rick and morty

Hate going on /fa/ it's depressing how ugly they all are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxmdLY8shYU
choon

Lads the fucking text box keeps going missing

Like it goes purple

PC and phone, help

>fit af 19 year old indian gf
>parents wont let her out past 9pm
>virgin
going to absolutely destroy her vagina lads

who /ugly/ here

>>79452315
your tone on the second ching and the third chong was a bit off, thus rendering the meaning of the sentence the opposite of what you intended

suggest learning Japanese instead if you think this is retarded

>>79452315
about as horrible as your english

>>79452334
Not me ahaha

>>79452322
I want to go on /fa/ to learn about fashion and shit but it all looks like stuff that I would look extremely tryhard and/or stupid wearing and when I see shit I am interested in on there I doubt myself because I know what I like isn't fashionable

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>>79452222
howling

they don't give a fuck

>>79452315
PING PONG CHING CHONG

>>79452370
>I want to go on /fa/ to learn about fashion
first mistake

>>79452225
zootropolis

>>79452370
Mate 4chan isn't the place to go if you want to learn about fashion

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB4Vkvceo0

HIGHLY suggest learning russian lads, need to get me a communist qt

>>79452225
The detectorists

>>79452370
>go on /fa/ to learn about fashion
lol

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Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/_xKLN/status/908015761981140994

>>79452386
Well yeah I know it's still 4chan, that's kind of my point in that the stuff on there just looks stupid. Some of it is actually good info though I just don't know how to find it/what it is through not being fashionable myself.

current pornfus are Alicia Fox and Gina Valentina

>>79452424
Would love to fuck a saucy Russian desu

>>79452448
me

third day in a row i'm too depressed to wank

>>79452225
BoJack Horseman

going to watch reddit and runty

>>79452458
I like myself some ashley alban recently

>>79452450
just wear simple clothes that fit good around your body
reminder clothing isn't made to hide your body but to embrace it's shapes

imagine being a 30 year old single woman with no children

who /bettie bondage/ here?

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post cats

>>79452465
Damn nigga no shame

>>79452450
>https://twitter.com/_xKLN/status/908015761981140994
>>79452465
>current pornfus are Alicia Fox and Gina Valentina
>>79452549

>>79452114
had a wank and don't feel like it

gareth gates

>>79452448
why do the camera men always pull away and film the street fuck sake

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need an authoritarian gf

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505337755234.webm

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>>79452542

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>>79452542

>>79452526
>reminder clothing isn't made to hide your body but to embrace it's shapes
gay

>>79452605
do NOT post my gf mate

imagine being an over 30 male whom hant'th osculated they'm lips with a women

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zDSq7GNyw

>>79452605
one bender, one has been who tries to hard to be subversive and some bint

TURNED MYSELF IN TO A PICKLE MORTY

Finding a partner seems impossible

>>79452571
ask her to kick you in the balls instead then

>>79452651
it's pretty easy

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>>79452542

>>79452531
you mean the plot of every TV show/movie aimed at women in the last 30 years? yeah, inexplicable eh!

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just made this

>>79452448
Went on that twitter account
Grim stuff there fucking hell
Some guy was eating out some other guys ass and he shat on his tongue

>>79452651
just b urself

hmm sacked off the gym and went to the pub with a pal for 3 pints and a burger :S

>>79452676
"""""music""""""

>tfw gf wants me to marry her
>decide to break up with her because while she's cute, she's not as cute as i'd like her to be, doesn't have the genetics i'm looking for, isn't smart enough, and isn't nearly as right-wing as i'd ideally want

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keep getting tinder matches but cba to talk to them, don't even know what to say

what are some good tinder openers?

>>79452605
Love boyd rice

>>79452664
how so

having a listen
https://www.mixcloud.com/MCTJSpeedy/shadow-gemini-projekt-269/

>>79452639
Yeah

>>79452699
inseminate her with chad sperm, I doubt you're a prize pig either ,that way everything will even out

I hurt myself today

>>79452702
we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

playing endless space 2

>FWB not responding

RREEEEE

I'm a 4/10 so I'll have to fight to get acknowledged by 1/10 women.

I'd rather just die alone than settle for that

Feel absolutely sick from that video of the guy shitting on the other guy while he was eating arse
Fucking disgusted

>>79452724
i'm pretty good actually
she's a 6.5 i'm a 7.5

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alri lads can you keep an eye on my azidoazide azide? back in a tic

>>79452678
There's another poop one below that too haha

>>79452754
unless you're deformed or seriously disfigured any man can become a at least a 7/10 by diet/exercise/wardrobe/haircut

>>79452526
My shapes aren't great though that's why I need to be fashionable

>>79452754
just be yourself

Have now seen two nonce busting videos where the nonces have mentioned fucking dogs

>>79452783
Sickening. Fucking hate poo.

>>79452526
>>79452798
And I'm not saying I'm fat or retardedly skinny, I just have odd proportions and probably low testosterone desu

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>Sickening. Fucking hate poo.

>>79452835
reckon he can become a 7/10?

>>79452798
get fit. not tellking you to turn into a moving fridge but get better proportions
if you're not comfortable with your body you could buy all type of clothes you'll never find yourself attractive and "good"
of course you can buy large clothes, try to avoid anything that creates any type of silhouette but when the mask falls...

>>79449847
born before or after the books

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>>79452878
You could say... that his opinion is shit.

despise anyone who watches rick and morty

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>PWAZE KEK!

NOT A NONCE

but you know how when you see kids you can tell if they're gonna be ugly or fit when they grow up? I always feel sorry for the uggos, they're in that stage of your life where looks don't matter, and it's all gonna hit them one day, that they're fucking ugly

makes me sad tbqh

doing several 'seek downloads

>>79452878
Fuck off seriously
I'm crying after watching that video
Ruined my life I reckon

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>>79452918

>>79452930
Yeah desu

Is it weird to put that I was in one of the top 10 guilds in the world to kill Illidan in The Black Temple in TBC on my CV?

>>79452930
not always. neville longarse looks alright today and he was an 'uggo'

been drinking every night for the last 2 weeks haha

mostly just 2-3 cans at night before bed (well within the 4-5 units RDA), but still .. not a healthy thing to be doing

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slavic mysticism

https://youtu.be/JpaghuFYs2Y

lads zubrowska 5 quid off at tesco stock up just got 5 bottles

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>>79452930

tuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPa2TUPMZdA

>>79452886
unironically yes.....what's so hard ot believe about it?

>get lasik/contacts
>get some sun and use some skin products
>spend >6 months lifting and losing body fat so he's lean and built
>ditch shitty clothes
>wash hair and get it cut

>rig election
>still lose

https://twitter.com/TwatBibIe/status/902969561263288321
https://twitter.com/TwatBibIe/status/902969561263288321
https://twitter.com/TwatBibIe/status/902969561263288321

chest is wheezing
reckon there's mould or damp in my room

>>79452930
it usually goes the opposite way becaus epuberty makes cute kids ugly and ugly fat kids hot adults

>>79452927
I want to eat and digest Sargon to absorb his knowledge and critique of the SJWs

>>79452989
I mean, if you weren't a raid leader that's some pretty weak shit yeah

>>79452907
I'm going to the gym tbf have been for 6 months, either I'm shit at gaining muscle or it's normal to literally still be lifting the same weights the same amount of times seeing no progress after 6 months & still being skinnyfat. Also I can't change my bones.

>>79453000

been doing that literally for the past 12 years, i'm 29 now

>>79453051
good fun

hair is usually the first thing I notice in guys
dunno why, just is

>>79453051
Wish I had friends to play with ;_;

>when you see somebody that has been so utterly BTFO by genetics that you can't help but feel sorry for them

>>79453115
good think im losing my hair

>>79453115
frst thing i notice in girls too desu
it's like the frame to the face (most importnat feature)

>>79453124
know this feel whenever I look in the mirror

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having a sausage butty

having a wank to those twitter scat vids

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>>79453124

>>79453124
Me mentioned

>>79453086
i'm reluctant to using gym solely to get in shape and not to get big muscles
if i were you i'd do martial arts or swimming. You need something that makes the entire body work and which is high intensity
i'm not a professional on health issues though but try it anyway who knows

>>79453051
Not as funny as the poop videos

>>79453124
aka anybody who isn't white

>>79453149
doubt desu...post pic

again, if you don't lift, do cardio, dress well etc. you have no right to complain

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>>79452913
the fucking state. who names their kid after a childrens book character

>>79453124

me
women have a very innate, very instinctive revulsion for me

>>79453184
Ugh

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He's snapped lads!

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>>79453151
um sweaty that's called a sausage snag x

>>79453086
Eeeh... you are kind of supposed to raise the weight... or the reps as you gain strength and technique.

If you do the same thing every time, you'll never get better...

>>79453118
/brit/ holiday when

>>79453151
mate what the FUCK is that on the left side of the banger

>>79453124
>>79453149
this.
>>79453197
fuck off dude you don't even know the meaning of ugly

>>79453222
>snag

jog on leaf, it's a sarnie

>>79453191
nope, happened today on the train

Guy was dressed in some shambolic suit and clarks school shoes aged 40, had terrible acne scars, v. greasy hair and the worst haircut i've ever seen. Looked depressed.

Was quite said ngl

listening to david essex's cover of a horse with no name

>>79453245
>banger

>>79453250
>>79453250
>>79453250
>>79453250
>>79453250

continentals aren't white

>>79453151
this is why square sausage was invented

russia is the kind of country where most men have the mindsets of 13 year old Call of Duty players

they love mindless violence and epic badasses

>>79453197

not him but i lift enough for people to compliment my body. all the compliments are from men. and body can NEVER make up for an ugly face, in fact it even looks worse because you're obviously compensating.

>>79453267
>JANNY'D

>>79453214
a friend on pewdiepie follows me on the twatter

Decided I'm bored of you lads. What should I do tonight?

>Read maths book
>Read French grammar book
>Learn some C
>Break out an old PS2 game

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>>79453267
CUSTODIAN

>>79453267
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>>79453267
Nice try

>>79453245
mushroom

>>79453279
>where most men have the mindsets of 13 year old Call of Duty players
>they love mindless violence and epic badasses
you mean every country

>>79453256
>be naturally ugly and 240lbs and dressed like shit

>be naturally ugly, but strong as fuck, lean and dress well

The former is much 'uglier' than the latter mate, don't give a fuck how ugly you think you are.

>>79453267
fastest btfo in history

he's among us right now

>>79453336
lmao wow maybe 1 in 100 people will be less respulsed because I got a bit of muscles, you konw what people even say about ugly short people who try really hard to do that shit, they say they are trying too hard. It's fucking lose lose, not that i'd expect you to understand with your privledged life of aesthetics. p.s. i'm not 240lbs, not even close and do I dress well but doesn't mean i'm not ugly as sin

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THE JANNY

>>79453282
almost any face looks better with a lower body fat %, as it exposes jawline and cheekbones

Then you have skin-care, eyebrows and haircut that can all have a large impact.

>>79453278
Square. Sausage.

Scotland has gone too far.

>>79453301

Learn something useful for us today, anon.

>>79453328

Violence has always been something atractive to poeple in general. Not so commiting it or receiveing it, buta lot of people (if not all of them) like seing others getting hurt.

reminder jannies can't delete anything and only report it to the mods

JAN JAN
HE'S OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T DO IT
NO ONE CAN

need a battered sausage sarnie with brown sauce

>THE JANITOR

Qt British girl voice on talksport talking about Liverpoo lads

>>79453399
>cylindrical sausage on flat bread

euro brainlet . this is why we had to invent everything

Fuck you 'woe is me' bunch of sad-cases

I'm going to wake up at 5.30, go to the gym and lift, go to work, come home and go swimming, and eat clean as fuck all day.

the names janny

i've got a licence to delete threads

>>79453472
hmm

>>79453472
Stop lying

>>79453387
try 99/100 pal, would wage a months salary on it.

>>79453472
g4u
im going to get up at 11am, eat some sugary cereal, go to work, come home, eat pizza and ice cream with my gf and then have sex

>>79453472
you sound like fun

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>Fuck you 'woe is me' bunch of sad-cases

>I'm going to wake up at 5.30, go to the gym and lift, go to work, come home and go swimming, and eat clean as fuck all day.

>>79453472
font

chad at work literally said there's no point training legs because girls don't care

>>79453506
nah honestly one time I even got into a bit of shape people were like you look kinda weird with muscles lol

>>79453450
vocaroo it

>>79453472
the insecure beta overcompensating for something
probably single and people think he's an absolute too

>>79453559
>>79453559
>>79453559
nue