*crashes your bar-mitzvah* edition
the dominate gf
Does anybody else get "CALLE" a lot in the captcha?
>>77755774
the only upside to the dissolution of a united british north america is that we avoided the demographic rape slavery brings
Thoughts on estrogen blockers?
>UGH there was sand in the pool
>It's too humid
People who review hotels are so fucking petty. What the fuck do they expect in the Dominican?
>>77755837
Bad idea. Playing with your hormones is always a bad idea.
I WANT A JEWISH GF
>>77755871
>travel to the caribbean to complain about how hot it is
fucking hate boomers, i do
Duterte>Drumpf
>tfw evil
>>77755827
all the time
Do you also want an ancap jewish gf right /cum/?
You wouldnt let me down right?
>>77755921
I came across a post complaining that there was sea weed on the beach and the hotel staff replied that they came right after storm season.
>tfw good
>>77755827
>captchas
>>77756001
BORING
>>77755979
fuck naw I'm good
>>77756003
>mfw the guy most likely to like communismkills itt doesnt like her
morning /cum/ bums
>>77756043
Whhhhhhat the fuuuuuck
>>77756060
'ay there pardner
>tfw no longer feel the urge to text that jew girl I was thinking about last night
me on the right
>>77756069
s' a good movie
Have you guys ever looked at reviews for stuff in Iqaluit? Weird stuff, man. Here's a review for a boarding house on Google maps.
>Wtf TT b CD d et TD
It was a one star rating.
>>77755979
No. Nuke Sinaloa btw.
>>77756098
did you jerk off and lose interest?
God's reset button
>>77756105
what is wrong with her? she almost looks pretty but its like uncanny valley tier
>>77756108
name of it?
>>77756105
you're more handsome than I expected cara
>>77756147
Posession
>>77756134
Jewish
Bad Chin
Pizza face (she uses a lot of make up to cover the scars)
>>77756166
thanks....for NOTHING
>>77756123
Nah, just a good nights sleep
>>77756134
shes an uglyfu
>>77756069
Women
>>77756192
???
thats the name
What is the oddest features you find attractive?
For me I love dark thick eyebrows and I love oddly shaped noses.
summer is almost over
>>77756215
THANKS FOR FUCK ALL, SCUMBAG
>>77756186
she looks like a troll in this pic, yuck
>>77756247
thank god
Stop being mean to my jewish princess
>>77756247
Good riddance.
>>77756247
I don't want it to end
>>77756233
tits, vagina. not terrible to look at
I'm a simple man
Rate my shirt
>>77756233
>For me I love dark thick eyebrows
That's not odd, its as common as liking nice tits and ass. People are biologically ingrained to like darker eyebrows
Jews are incapable of being Americans
They've had 100 years to assimilate, it's time for them to leave
>>77756305
Then how come I see so many girls with thin painted on eyebrows these day?
reminder that communism kill only learned to boil water a month ago
>>77756254
Yes, she is ugly.
hence the term "uglyfu"
>>77756303
bag holder/10
>>77756233
Asian feet
>>77756233
Midriff
>>77755834
They would have just been shipped to Sierra Leone as was the British custom.
hm
hot take: ugly girls are more attractive then beautiful girls
>>77756356
kys
>>77756370
horrible
>>77756336
There are plenty of trends that our counter productive in terms of our attractiveness
>>77756342
boiling water kills
>>77756342
lol did she tweet about it?
She always acts like she is above all girls but she loves the attention just as any random girl
Link her this thread and she will probably start posting kek
>>77755837
literally required
>>77756370
neat
>>77756336
Because women are dummies
>>77756349
Lambo soon
>>77756370
i hate douchebags
>>77756407
SHEEM'd
I wonder what book she's reading. Must be exhilarating.
>>77756396
>>77756415
Zhang
How do we destroy the Patriarchy?
>>77756442
>>77756410
I can feel the engines of the rocket ship rumbling, lift off is eminent
>>77756452
i would probably never have sex with an asian girl, especially a thai slut IN thailand
:think:
>>77756472
what patriarchy
>>77756442
something edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsIJMo39hFU
>>77756505
Post it and tell her to be my gf
>>77756472
We defend M'ladies honour online
i want communism_kills to be my gf even though i don't understand their moniker
>>77756505
You're the only reason we are discussing her
>>77756522
You do it.
if i do it people will knowm y actual twitter account.
>>77756505
do it
>>77756558
>he unironically uses twitter
sometimes i unhide filtered posts
it's never worth it
>>77756558
I don't have a twitter
>cara
>>77756505
Do it
>ywn have a conservative gf
why liveeeeeee
>>77756563
Have your muslim qt post here
>>77756558
she has open dms, send her that
>reagan
>idf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjcHxl8NyrU
>>77756604
but she might be retarded in the head
that means you can easily assert dominance
but that means she isn't a worthy life partner
complications...
>>77756626
She hates mexicans, wont probably read it
She never answers my replies nor my friend's
>cara thinks he has a chance with the jewfu
*enter pajeet: crypto millionaire*
>>77756665
What would a lefty know of worthy life partners?
Thighs are getting too thicc buds
Should I stop squatting and become a curlbro?
>>77756695
what would a canuck know of righties
>>77756705
yea, big arms and forearms are far more attractive
>>77756725
I know a lifetime of living in Toronto has made me one 2bh
>>77756693
She replies to everyone except me
I swear there ain't no time for women on the come up
It's either the pussy or the commas
>>77756750
bit gay of you
>>77756751
JUST
>>77756766
fresh
>>77756685
kek. how pathetic.
Hey kid want to buy ethereum?
>>77756785
says the lefty
>>77756665
>but that means she isn't a worthy life partner
Would UNIRONICALLY prefer an aspergers/autism wife to any other wife
https://youtu.be/NX6rbLSp8Ys
video related
>>77756813
>this is the face of the mastermind of today's biggest ponzi scheme
>>77756813
spoopy
tfw born too early to find a gaymer girlfriend
*gives you a centrist opinion*
how do we save the left?
better we abandon america
>>77756885
By putting it out of it's misery
>>77756881
lol some people actually believe this
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
>>77756919
>hey bro you are saying that you wanna help black people you are the RACIST
>>77756919
I mean the KKK gave hillary money while openly "supporting" trump
>>77756881
dislike pragerU and the videos they make
>>77756929
>tfw deep down you know he hates his life
>he knows he is pitiful
>he knows he is horrible
>he knows he is weak
>>77756995
thats the normie interpretation
>>77756979
>The man claiming to be a Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragon made statements of questionable legitimacy and provided no evidence that he was anything but a media hoax.
fake news
>>77756838
i guess im a neurotypical because her mannerisms turn me off. she looks really cute when she's letting go and grinning though
Obsessed, literally repeating what I said a few days ago
>>77757059
My boss is a sperg. She makes people so so uncomfortable
>>77757059
fucking neurotypicals
Name me 5 foreigners who visit this general other than Footkraut, """Denmark""", Iceland, Finland, and that Britbong who drops in every now and then. I need it for a meme I'm making.
>you will never own a sound system that makes music sound this good
>>77757172
latvia, the nevadaboo german, there was this frenchie who dated milfs
>>77757172
Latvia
>>77757172
there used to be an active chilean iirc
>>77757172
Latvia, Turkey roach, scat fetishist hatian who posts under a different flag every day, occasional india memeing poster and iceland
what happened
why were we b&
>>77757207
>>77757210
>>77757217
>>77757236
Thanks guys. Will post when I'm done.
>>77757172
In the history of cum?
Alex (greenland), pic related, there's another german that's not FK that pops in. There was that dutch muzzie that would come in occasionally . Oh, and the scat hatian
>>77757265
Alex looks like THAT?
>>77757300
no, that was FWG. She was from France and was tormented once people realized she was a chick
im Janet
>>77757342
me rebecca
>>77757172
the ones that constantly post are me and germanfoot.
not finland, ice, and brit
>>77757424
literally never seen u in /cum/ before today
>>77757424
Stop being so exclusionary.
>>77757424
>germanfoot
or you could just call him footkraut like everyone else
>>77757422
Paul too but he isnt posting today.
dont respond to him
http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/491665/h
COMFY TIME
Do any of you guys use tinder? I don't use it anymore after deleting it at the beginning of the year because I thought it was trash.
But I haven't fucked in months and I don't go out and meet people.
>>77757658
>needing tinder to get laid
male version of an ugly thot
>>77756356
end your life
>>77757692
And?
>>77757569
15 minutes
>>77757692
nothing wrong in being a thot
how /cum/ negroids and mongoloids age so well into their 50s whereas caucasians and hispanics look like shit?
Its harder to get laid on tinder than irl
>>77757775
because you're deluded with images from pop culture
did you forget a lot of whit actors are old as well?
>>77757783
Yeah? Why do you say that?
>watching boreball
>>77757775
White men get more attractive the older they get
>>77757811
>implying
OJ Simpson and Trump are the same age and OJ looks like 20 years younger.
>girl sends a snapchat "I don't wanna go to work"
what the fuck do i respond to that
how am i supposed to know if that went to just me or to everyone she knows
snapchat is such a shit app, literally does not follow any established means of social interaction, no response i make is ever the correct one, i don't even know what that could possibly be
>>77757881
>>>>
>>77757881
no he doesnt
>I dont enjoy baseball
>>77757839
Youre always one swipe away from Chad and girls get way more attention on there than they do at the average bar
It's also near entirely based on physical appearance so your charisma (if you have any) is pretty worthless
>>77757854
apologize right now
>>77757922
>>77757914
And have you seen Trump lately?
>>77757569
Excellent post
>>77757988
Looks better than OJ desu
baseball is a woman's sport
>>77757988
boy have I!
>>77758054
no, thats softball
>>77757938
You're probably right. But do people really just go to bars and talk to anyone that's not their friends/ This seems like a meme
>>77758037
Man you cant even go to the beach anymore without being mugged
softball is actually more interesting than baseball so it'd be a man's sport
New OC, pls rate.
>>77758093
i've been doing it for the past 2 weeks trying to make new friends.
most people go to the bar with friends they already have tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0
>>77757811
have you never heard of the term "black don't crack, asian don't raisin"
mmmmm
>>77758192
>dedicates your entire posting persona to woman
fine, nice even
>it's cara
ok m8 you've really the shit the bed on this one
>find a new land name it Newfoundland
>>77758141
I don't like other countries outside of N America so 8/10
>>77758224
no because i don't watch TV
>>77758246
lyself faggot
*dabs*
>>77758356
Working on the ol' philosophical treatise
Got one page done and I used the word "prick" twice and the word "predictability" five times hahaha end me
>>77758256
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??
REALLY want some bbq right now, buds
>>77758285
it's an internet saying newfag
>>77758469
thick marina,, best marina
>>77758496
i don't browse nigger-twitter or instagram
>>77758277
Thanks brah.
>>77758543
good pic
>>77758224
>Asians don't raisin
That sounds dumb
Greeks are subhumans
Business idea. 4chan pass owners get 9 "lifes". They could be banned 8 times before things are getting too hot.
>>77758469
>>77758533
Marina NEEDS to be BLACKED
>>77758572
I'd like to fuck the shit out of the one on the right if you know what I mean
why is one of your autismo yank false flagging against gays in the brit general by posting the worst possible gay porn and then saying brit should turn against gays
any backstory on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2jzDa3p-JE
>>77758622
little pecker innit
mmmmmm
>>77758622
sounds like your typical americanposter t.b.h
>Americanada
>>77758622
some of those posts look like something haitiano would post desu
>>77758706
isn't it spelled Sichuan?
>>77758690
adding this to my "tall ships anchored at sunset" folder
>>77758622
>false flagging
doubt it, if he's posting in brit he's a real gay
how do i know if i have a low sperm count?
how can someone believe that gays are just like regular people when you can spot them from a mile away?
>>77758823
are you white?
>>77758848
yes
Cara poster fight me you coward
>>77758823
go to a doctor
>>77758871
then yes. Kinda sad that our race isn't as fertile and we'll be bred out
>>77758922
talk to it about your wives bull
Should I buy a used microscope to look at my cells? Might be fun and educatonal
business idea:
put birth control in food aid we send over seas
>>77759017
go for it, loser
>>77759017
nerd
>>77759029
>send it south of the border
FTFY
Mustard is disgusting
Can't stop with this asmr thing
>>77759109
you're disgusting
>>77759109
idiot
i hope you get bullied today
>>77758997
kys
>>77759109
You are a massive faggot
>>77759140
>>77759157
That's not nice
*thinks*
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/AmScope-40X-2500X-LED-Lab-Compound-Microscope-with-3D-Two-Layer-Mechanical-Stage-/381347257727
>>77759162
reminder
Is it possible to rape your own wife?
https://twitter.com/NickNBeauty/status/891363233810055168
literally me
IM SO BORED
>>77759286
technically no
the last 20 posts are too violent and angry
where did all the niceposters go?
>>77759314
me on the right
>>77759324
i used to be a cuteposter but no girls ever wanted me... so i became a rudeposter
>>77759324
don't care
>>77759286
If she doesn't want sex but you sex her anyway its rape
If you had a microscope what would you look at with it?
For me the first thing would be my own cummys of course
WARNING
RARE POST INCOMING
WARNING
>>77759408
yo dick XD
>>77759408
Semen probably
>>77759408
I have one but never used it.
So far I've had to step over four of my roommate's friends and this is the seventh one to use my shower today.
>>77759435
haha
Debby Ryan if she didn't always have an obnoxious expression on her face
>>77759429
is that kurt cobain shirt?
the female celebrity gimmick is getting old
Hey guys
>Ryan
triggered
>>77759562
You dumb fucking idiot face fucker
>>77759532
>kurt cobain shirt
SAD!
>>77759562
what a fucking mon
>>77759562
>deleted his post
What a fucking beta fag
WHERE THE FUCK IS RYAN
RYAN COME BACK
>>77759675
he's FUCKING DEAD
DON'T YOU GET IT?
Gira used to be dapper
Thank God we're not /brit/
Bowie kinda day tbhfam
>the jewish devil
never @ me again
>>77759717
>>77759742
Uhh.. i didn't?
Last five books I've read:
The Portrait of a Lady
The Stranger
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
The Blind Assassin
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
r8
>>77759793
nerd
Let's take this time to remember how Ryan has changed our lives. RIP sweet prince
>>77759793
you are a really smart person
>tfw no julia Garner gf
>friend wants me to help him pack for moving
>i don't really want to
I told him I'm working on some stuff now but I think I'll tell him I can't make it. I feel bad canceling but he said he's 60% done anyway so it's not like I'm leaving him high and dry and our other friend is doing nothing all weekend and can probably lend a hand too. How should I send this text though? Something like "i dont' think i'll be able to make it up today dude, i've got a lot to get done before going to work monday morning" or something?
>>77759793
4/10 college freshman reading list
Is he actually dead
>>77759562
>send it to me
I would but the Swiss post is too expensive.
>>77759793
>The Portrait of a Lady
>The Stranger
Camus/10
>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
pretentiousshit/10
>The Blind Assassin
noidea/10
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
8/10
https://youtu.be/LBBrSSyp7_M
>>77759838
Just do it you autist. Literally what are you gonna do today, just shitpost on 4chan all day? Fag.
>>77759891
portrait of the artist is the best book on that list, pleb
>>77759909
No I actually have some job applications to get out and I won't want to do them after getting off work
>>77759849
:'(
>>77759891
>camus/10
you bet your bottom
>pretentiousshit/10
you honestly have never read the book. That book is the zenith of sexuality and sensuality, literally the most important means to understanding the power that feminine beauty has
I want to leave 4chan forever
>>77759920
Hello
>>77759940
>>77759993
>Joyce
>anything BUT Dubliners
>>77759892
Fucking hell