kino edition
anime
only plebes drive a car
real patricians get driven
anime
here we are then
all the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XuQx54kooM
*puts a lycamobile sim card into my phone*
ready to go to london for the weekend lads
>>77274052
>real patricians
live on a country estate and people drive out to see them, when they have time for visitors of such low calibre of course.
>kids dont see colour
Actually sweaty kids pick on anyone slightly different and find any reason to exclude
>why would i get a car when public transport in london is far better than being stuck in a miserable teeny metal cage in traffic, and why would i get a car to go outside of london when trains are far, far quicker?
>We are not yanks and we are not stuck in the fucking 90s nor are we in a provincial shithole with no infrastructure or investment whatsoever
>work for an insurance company
>don't drive a car or have a licence
>people whine down the phone to me all day about car-related shit surrounding their insurance claims
shouldn't have got a car then, should you mr normo, now get fucked
>>77274085
its monday
anime faggots need to be shot tb h
mum bought me a Boden suit for my graduation. is that a good brand?
.
>>77274105
french middle class brand for women & children
Business idea: keep all active /brit/ threads bumped as long as possible so the top of /int/'s catalog is dominated by /brit/ 24/7 and Janny has to come down on these early thread posting cunts.
>>77274085
>weekend
ah yes northern education
>i can drive a car
why yes, i ~do~ love sweaty ballbags in my mouth
>>77274102
>>77274126
yes but what happens after friday every week
Londoners don't own cars because it's prohibitively expensive to own a car in London. Simple as.
Why do normies normalise becoming an indentured debt servant
does the North have electric cars yet
>>77274105
literal woman
nah it's it's calm
>>77274104
post willy
>>77274102
>>77274126
weekend comes after the week
>>77274145
>>77274171
wrong
>go to London
>livin' la vida Lyca
Why are there so many 'dangerous dog' breeds allowed?
These thing kill dogs, kids, cats, everything
>>77274188
dire post
>>77274195
same reason pakis are allowed
>>77274151
they are just people who are growing up faster than you. you lack what they have so dont understand, but its coming lad and the old brain wont give you a choice.
>>77274195
they're banned
>>77274188
how do bricks get dark like that
>>77274219
But I see them on the street and in the news all the time??
>working more than 20 hours per week
hello wage cock
>>77274229
pollution, London is a horribly dirty city
>>77274214
This poster has a hooked shaped nose
deutschland
>>77274229
Victorian-era pollution that nobody has bothered to clean, soot, coal smog etc
loads of places blast the bricks with pressure washers during renovation/maintenance
only see it in poor areas
>>77274235
just because they're banned doesn't mean people can't get a hold of them
just like with drugs or cp
>>77274251
>living in constant state of boredom
hello neet-e
>>77274195
Fuck off with this sensationalist drivel you disgusting worrywart cretin. You're the type to pick your little bichon frise up in your little noodle arms as me and my pit (off a lead of course) walk through the park nonchalantly
>>77274286
horrible creatures
Balls are like an absolute swamp in this heat
>Thank you for booking your 4 hour slot today between 19:00 and 23:00. We intend to deliver to you between 21:00 and 22:00.
Gutted.
>>77274229
Paki bricks aka 'pricks'
I get around in my BMW Z4 and drive down beautiful country lanes in perfect solitude, air con gently blowing in my face, cushioned on leather seats, listening to my own music, going at my own pace. Bliss.
Londoners get around in pic related, packed like curried sardines next to Rasheed with a vial of acid in his hand and Jamal with a knife in his, grime music and the Islamic call to prayer blasting in my ear, the whole place reeking of curry and sweat, then off onto an even more packed and even more smelly bus.
Makes you think!
>>77274295
I'm not bored though?
government mandated chocolate gfs for all white males
नमस्ते यह मैनचेस्टर पिकाडिली ट्रेन स्टेशन है: उत्तरी पावरहाउस में गेटवे
Hello this is Manchester Piccadilly Train Station: Gateway to the Northern powerhouse
>>77274229
blending in with the locals
>>77274372
>BMW Z4
alri deano/iqbal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAXLz_tNtWY
>>77274411
the fox and the grapes
Got an idea for a recipe when the Tesco man comes: Vanilla Yazoo, blended with cold black coffee (strong) and ice.
Yazoo is just milk, sugar and vanilla, so those three ingredients blended together should make a nice cold vanilla frappuccino.
>>77274372
where the do you drive it to though?
Fuck all to do in the suburbs, would rather live in a major city until mid-30s or 40s.
why is it always the muslim shopkeeper that IDs me
>>77274372
>Z4
Alri Graham
>>77274444
>Yazoo is just milk, sugar and vanilla
no it isn't
>>77274419
>mention to dad i need a suit for university
"Hmm? Oh yes, of course you will, I forgot. When I've finished with this court case I'll take you to Savile Row and you can pick something out."
>mention to mum i need a suit for university
"Oh okay poppet, don't worry - I know a really good second hand suit shop in Brighton we can take the train to sometime :o)"
Well I guess I know which parent I'll be reminding in future haha x
>>77274444
it's UHT milk
>>77274494
FOB/povvo
>>77274464
he can smell the kuffar
and see it
penis
>>77274451
of course there's nothing to do in the suburbs, that's the point
i drive wherever i want to go - work, shopping, gym, restaurants, pub, friends' houses, to the countryside, the beach, up to scotland or wales, or on the ferry to ireland or mainland europe
I go to Manchester, Birmingham and London by train plenty but I pity people who live and work there.
>>77274444
doing a laugh at you thinking this would work
>>77274494
just because you voted labour does not mean you'll be spared from gulag when the revolution comes henri
better sip that japanese melon juice whilst you can
>>77274482
Are you referring to the "Gellan gum?" That won't make any difference.
>>77274528
I'm hoping the strong coffee, sugar and vanilla will overcome this drawback.
Wee wee poo poo big fat paki in a boat made of POOOOO. SWIMMING IN A WEE SEA DOING POOS FROM HIS BUM BUM NIGGER NIGGER PAKI POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
had 8 magners and I'm still pretty sober
fuck's sake
>>77274587
runt-life
can't beat a nice milkshake
>>77274494
>Savile Row
>pick something out
If you shop at Savile Row and buy off the peg than that's just Deano-tier conspicuous consumption. Completely pointless. I'd rather go with the second had charity shop suit and then get a dry cleaners to alter it for me
Decided to make my hair go the other way now
>>77274528
Grim
>>77274286
>>77274594
Why won't it?
>>77274632
the fox and the grapes
what, dont think im old enough to drink mr. barman?? yeah??
*whips out passport*
>>77274652
what so the hair burrows into your scalp instead of growing out of it ?
>>77274653
>>77274611
nah it's pretty distinctive, tastes nice imo
had half a kopparberg and got thrown out of the club for being rowdy
>>77274704
think you're fucking clever do you
*punches you in the solar plexus*
try making a witty comment now
*knees you in the nose*
the fox and so on and so forth
me reacting to doctor who
I have a car but I don't use it in London, I just get black cabs every where
The car is only useful for driving to my country house
>the American left
>when you already laughed but she's still memeing
me on the right
>>77274693
Well played mate. Will be right back, yeah?
*Serves someone else then comes back to you 5 minutes later with a pint that's 1/3 head*
£4.90 please
>>77274753
Fucking loathe normies like this
>>77274766
me at the back
>>77274753
holy fuck reddit please
>>77274766
that camera man looks like me nicked it from someone
>>77274753
what is wrong with women lmao cunts ought to be shot
wonder what london was like before cars
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457825/
>grew up poor
>dad still had a decent car
hm come to think of it he was a bit of a deano
>>77274795
horses shitting everywhere
really wide roads
no street furniture/clutter anywhere which made it look far better
>>77274795
>>77274829
it was white, english and catholic
>>77274785
At some point he decided which side of the camera he would be on and really committed to that decision.
Londoners have evolved beyond needing such primitive technology as "cars"
>>77274842
>catholic
>>77274842
>white
ew!
genuinely terrified over the idea of a world without white men
>there was a time when our cities looked like Bath and our countryside looked like the Cotswolds
what went wrong
How do I become a Deano lads?
Please. I want money, friends, a nice house and spare time.
Hate whites
>>77274924
the ((((industrial revolution))))
>>77274916
you're already living in one
>>77274852
why is this so funny
>>77274943
pls no
there's still time... a chance
>>77274852
dying
>>77274945
it's the lack of expression on his face. like he's compelled by a higher power to the point he doesn't even have to move manually
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2011/mar/02/hideously-diverse-britain-floodgate-conspiracy
>Who's here? Who isn't. A kaleidoscope of skin colours. The world in one terminus. Barbara Roche can see it over the rim of her cup of Americano coffee. "I love the diversity of London," she tells me. "I just feel comfortable."
50mg of sertraline down the throat
>>77274987
>also Jewish
hum,m, fascinating
>>77274959
not really mate
have you castrated your male offspring? can't burden the world with more w*ite babies
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/teenage-boy-16-riding-stolen-moped-fighting-for-life-after-crash-with-police-car-a3588991.html
Hope the nigger dies 2bh
utter scum of the earth
>>77274988
see you at 200, kid
>>77274943
*tests light switch*
Nope.
Genuinely don't know who I hate more, Rasheed or Deano
>>77275005
a lot of them are white chav essex types
Wish the plot of Utopia was real, except most non-whites would be sterilised.
>live in london
>leave £2000pm 10 square foot flat for a night out
>tube strike again haha guess i'm walking it
>pay £10 per pint
>have to take a long detour walking home to avoid the sharia controlled zone
>get acid thrown in your face by the mandem
>wake up in hospital with your face in bits
>get discharged and walk towards home
>oh look, my tower block is on fire
>>77275040
t. nigger
>>77275005
one less coon
Dunkirk review embargo lifted in a few hours
are you ready for the dawn of kino?
love the north korean news reporter that always pops up when they announce a new rocket/nuke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6jfbDNf1wU
>>77274988
>Destroying your brain with the pharmaceutical Jew instead of solving your spiritual turmoil
>>77275005
i hope he lives and becomes a decent person
>>77274935
Go live in Africa then.
>>77275040
no they aren't lmao
>>77275097
he already is
>>77275091
t. nigger
>>77275048
>live outside of London
>choice of chain-pub or commercial club that sells WKD 2for1 and plays Radio 1 music for a night out, week in, week out.
Would sooner bin myself ngl.
>>77275048
>be londoner
>woken up at the crack of dawn by the islamic call to prayer
>shuffle out of your tiny flat you share with 6 polish immigrants
>get accosted by somalis on the street
>arrive at work
>get abused by muslim customers all day long
>go to subway for lunch
>narrowly avoid being run over
>can't eat bacon or ham in there because of the halal regulations
>finish work
>get on a cramped bus with 20 different languages being spoken
>get called by your landlord mr noseberg and shouted at for being late with your rent
>spend 60% of your paycheck on rent
>get a chest disease due to the air pollution
>can't find a hospital bed because of overpopulation and government cuts
>forced to sell everything you own to pay for special healthcare
>>77275073
>reviews
Ah yes, can't wait to find out how much Nolan spent on influencing those. Bunch of shills these days, can't trust a single one. Literally zero point reading them.
>>77275107
I see them speeding all the time
they come in 3 types
black, white essex chavs or these weird algerian/morrocans
>>77274928
Deano doesn't really have money. He just has a lot of conspicious wealth.
Deano buys his car on finance, he goes heavily into debt to afford his house, and he spends 100% of his average salary on watches and polyester suits
The Deano's facade of success is thus ephemeral, and by the time the average Deano is 45 his entire life is ruined and he'll live out the rest of his days in meagre poverty
>>77275073
friend in film saw it, said it was well made but lacked real substance, and the dialogue was poor.
>>77275087
>spiritual
nice spook, nerd
>>77275133
reviewers only tend to shill for coonwashed franchises, Nolan once again is offering the antithesis of that
>>77275133
Yes /tv/ is a much better source!!!!!!
>>77275048
part and parcel
I'm not racist I just don't want there to be a variety of races any more
>>77275172
Not that I implied it was, but /tv/ at least has genuine opinions mixed in with the shills.
I know WKD is a meme but is it any good? never tried it
>>77275183
t. american of an afro-caribbean persuasion
>>77274753
me on the left (the brown one)
>>77274753
me as the dog
I know having a gf is a meme but is it any good? never tried it
>>77275200
it's just tastes like fizzy pop
>>77275205
i am deutschamerikaner übermensch
>The EU is ba-
>>77275226
nah it's a bit of a pain if you don't get exactly the right one
mine is very sensitive and it's actually annoying
>>77274075
what the fuck lol
>>77275246
Haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about mate.
>>77275246
-tty
>the posters from Chesire have arrived
>>77275243
literally would've preferred the nigger
>>77275246
-boon?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/model-walks-through-saudi-village-in-skirt-in-defiance-of-strict-laws-a3589871.html
So, this.
This, is the power, of the Northern, Powerhouse.........
http://www.sickchirpse.com/dover-voted-worst-town-2017/
whats a good amount of xanax with 0 toleranc
e
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76933667/#76934817
>>77275299
lucky for you there are plenty
>>77275331
fucking whore
>>77275331
you would get the same reaction if you did the same thing in the Great Caliphate of London
>>77274648
lol probably no one in this thread can afford an actual saville row suit you're talking like £800+
fucking ed sheeran in game of thrones
ruins it, cunts
>>77274075
genuinely don't understand no jumper or how the guy who does it has so much money/such a fit gf/so many celebrity connections
>>77275394
My boots are 1200 sweety xx
give this a watch lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWB-MVJ4sQ
>>77275405
>it's real
fucking hell, that's pathetic
lads, need to kill myself right now, this very instant, what's something I'll likely have that I can use and probably won't fail?
>>77275443
remarkable post
>>77275405
Jumped the shark ngl
>>77275394
literally anyone not an actual povvo has more than £800 in savings you spacker
>>77275452
wank yourself to death
>>77275405
sick of this cunt and his shit music
My predictions for the 2021 census:
UK
Population: 67.5 million
White British: 53.1 million (78.7%)
Asian or Asian British: 6 million (8.9%)
London
Population: 9.1 million
White British: 3.3 million (36.3%)
Asian or Asian British: 2.1 million (23.1%)
>>77275334
We're no longer top? Thanks Calais migrants for fucking up a southern town so bad it's actually worse than Hull.
>>77275479
not possible, I've tried
>>77275452
install grindr and get a dose of aids
>78.7%
>>77275497
no sweetie think you're forgetting about gentrification
>>77275497
liking these new pink angry wojacks
>>77275521
What exactly are you getting at?
business idea: private police dedicated to eradicating fifth columnists such as
>>77275443
>>77275547
the situation is more dire than that
Reading an escort review. The guy paid £230 for 2hrs but just took her to dinner and didn't fuck her
>>77275521
>53%
>>77275569
By "the situation" are you referring to your autism?
*knocks on /brit/s door*
*runs back to the discord*
>>77275575
mexicans are white sweaty
I'm serious, help me kill myself.
watching stacey dooley interview jap nonces desu
>>77275574
exquisite
>>77275606
order a rope online
Work is extremely slow so I want to pass the time with this thread.
It's about ballbusting. I've been into this shit since I was a boy. For those that don't know what ballbusting is. It's the fetish for being hit in the testicles in a variety of ways.
Often considered femdom but I don't think my version is femdom. I've been hit in the balls daily for 9 years by my wife who I started into this link at the tender age of 13.
Ask anything about it or talk about it or share pics with me for my collection.really whatever is on your mind.
>>77275597
just like arabs, pajeets and georgians, right?
>>77275606
Do you have a painful terminal illness? If not then you need to stick it out. One day, and sooner than you think, you'll be very glad you did.
>>77275471
autist please
>>77275394
I own two bespoke Gieves and Hawkes two-pieces, one bespoke two-piece from Huntsman, most of my shoes are Church's, most of my ties are Drake's and most of my shirts are from D'avino
*Tips expensive fedora*
>>77275658
shut up you thick twat
>>77275648
>HOP
Where do you lads work? Have you ever had a cheeky wank in work?
>>77275685
had a wank in a sainsburys toilet today
don't work there though
>>77275344
2 or 3
>>77275471
FOB
>>77275334
How is Hull voted worse than this place: >>77275648?
Makes no sense. Hull's bad but not THAT bad.
>>77275531
Same
Usually find the best ones on /biz
>>77275683
If you're so smart, how come you're suicidal?
>>77275685
Helix Studios
And yes I have
*dragons den music starts playing*
umm yeah it's like a oven it heats up food but it only works for bread
hmm
>going for a 'night out'
>>77275569
78.7% would be dire enough considering White British was 90% in 1991
>>77275746
>>77275741
because I'm smart
>>77275753
meanwhile in the North...
why aren't white people allowed their own countries?
>>77275801
that would be racist
>>77275801
jews
Think I might go get some ice cream lads
>>77275746
Chuckled
Q. Do you do OWO and Facials?
A. Yes I do. OWO is a standard service that I provide.
Facials I am happy to provide with longer bookings (1 hour plus) as long as you try and avoid my hair! x
hAHAHAHAHAhaha
*breathes*
BAHAHAHAH
the nigger on mastermind got 3 points in total
she got 0 on the general knowledge round
ahahahahahahahahahaha
*coughs up due to lack of exercise*
bAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
business idea: a website where you converse for hours with anonymous strangers about fuck all
>>77275852
What the fuck is OWO
>>77275852
what's OWO
isn't a facial some sort of spa treatment?
>>77275876
oral without a condom desu
come on iqbal deliver that pizza you scurrying little brown boy
why aren't black people allowed their own countries?
>discord
what is this and when did it replace IRC?
>>77275866
why would you want to be anonymous
>>77275888
Seems risky what with that new super gonorrhea floating around
>>77275899
because they're too dumb to manage on their own
i believe it is called the white man's burden
>>77275899
white people are racist
Business idea: a white enclave in a non-white country, like muslims have in the uk, but in somewhere like india, and more respectful to the locals
And peaceful, not like Malaga
>>77275899
because us europeans fucked their countries up
they need to come here for a better life and white people wiped from existence
>>77275900
>IRC
Alri grandad
you arrive in Britain
>>77275948
good post
Leader beans
>>77275959
w h y
up early for work lads
>>77275959
fucking krauts
tfw cyclist masterrace
>fresh air
>king of the streets
>exercise
>faster than walk cucks
>freer than cage cucks
>happier than pubtransport cucks
>tfw pay less than all of them as well
life is but a dream laddos
>>77275959
ah yes, exquisite progress that
>>77275959
Ah yes, the famous communist utilitarian art style and respect for traditional culture, very good
>>77276001
everything is too far apart in america
>tfw never learnt to ride a bike
>>77276001
bicycles will eat cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgQT8ZL9cuI
0:59
Why do yanks do this ridiculous reddit voice
I fucking hate yanks so much
i think tim might be struggling with stress
who gona watch this racist dating show on c4 tonight?
>>77275801
Immigrants have been allowed to attain positions of influence and power. Many have feelings of inferiority and resentment towards the native population and local culture and considering they have little connection and loyalty are happy to see it undermined and destroyed and actively are trying to make it so.
>>77276001
*cuts you off in a honda civic*
Oops! Never mind, just a cyclist. What's he gonna do? Crash into me? HAHAHA
>>77276041
if it makes you feel better i probably hate yanks more than you do
>>77275959
brutalism a shit
who neo-futurism here?
>>77276002
doing a thinke
>>77276041
look how nice their house is.
i mean you'd have to be like a quadrillionaire to live like that in the UK
>>77276041
that's the shitty youtube celeb voice not the yank voice
>>77275677
Patrician detected
>>77275959
>>77276002
>>77276076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAAat8RViEY
>tim is likely driving on the roads right now in a real car with real traffic
>>77276051
*weaves in and out of traffic and rides on the other side of the road whilst you're stuck behind 20 other cars*
;)
>>77276041
it's more a nu-male thing than yank thing, british youtubers do exactly the same thing
>>77276041
Why are you watching that video mate
dont need churches goyim
>>77275959
love how architecture gets right wing runts so riled up
middle class benders
>>77276137
Hope he's alright
>>77276041
Loathe people who treat pets like they're human children
>>77276186
hello rabbi
>KAWAII WAFFLES XDDDD YAYYY
fucking hate yanks
hate them so fucking much
reddit creatures
>>77276200
exact reason why I hate your parents so much, fucking hell
>>77276167
is there a blog of these abominations?
>>77276207
hello gentile
*pats you on your head*
*throws you a treat*
good goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN7w2pYA_Q8
>>77276186
>right wing
>middle class
Ah yes, the famous communist wisdom and in depth knowledge of society
>>77276186
>middle class
uh
Don't need this one either goy
>fucking hate yanks
>hate them so fucking much
>reddit creatures
>love how architecture gets right wing runts so riled up
>middle class benders
>>77274753
What the fuck is happening here?
>>77276041
>Yanks
>>77276272
watch how reddit incarnate tries desperately to claw onto the last semblances of its dignity
watch how it fails
disgusting
>>77276243
>>77276254
>>77276276
shoo shoo backwards runts
>>77276297
real emotions live on camera
>>77274753
hahaha someone link the video please, refuse to believe this is real
>>77276310
parochialism isn't generally a middle class stereotype mate.
reddit is better than 4chan, objectively
>>77276310
Ah yes, the sophisticated communist debating ability
>>77276167
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFlx55OANg8
>>77276310
t. communist "intellectual" living in a squat shooting up heroin
>>77276158
This honestly
Think about your life mate
reaction videos are the very definition of reddit
>>77276350
this one was rebuilt, sorry goldenberg
feel like taking some class A drusg and monging out to some prodigy
>shoo shoo backwards runts
>>77276432
man's got icicles in his beard?
>>77276326
Nowadays, maybe. Providing you pick the right subreddits to subscribe to, you can get a better dialogue on a number of subjects. It's still a completely divided shitshow when it comes to debating politics, but a lot of subjects can be discussed more sensibly there than here. Especially since so many Redditors came to 4chan and treated it like a garbage bin for their every shitposting urge.
Twitter gets a lot of shit on here as well, but like Reddit, if you're picky about the communities you engage with it can actually be fun, interesting, and useful.