Culture Pals /cp/

British cuckold edition

Women buy stereotypes... it's easier to be an ugly French guy than a handsome Pole

>very easy mode
French, Italian, Spanish, Korean

>easy mode
German, American, Swedish, Japanese

>normal mode
UK, Canada, basically every Slav and Latino country

>hard mode
Turkey, Africa, Middle Easy

>very hard mode
All the Asian countries that aren't Japan or Korea

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When being an African scammer and an online dominant collides.

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>mfw italian chad with a posh british accent
am I literally unstoppable?

Greeks are so handsome and white

>>77242532
you can't do a real British accent, no foreigner can

>>77242532
I have my job clearly listed on my profile, a few girls today messaged me asking me if I was a model. Feels good man

>>77242534
Hi turk

>>77242506
fok off m8

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>>77242583
It is pretty good m8. I speak pretty much like the lads in "Men behaving badly". Yeah, it is "BBC English", but that is as good as it gets for a non-brit. It is good enough to fool non-brits anyway. Girls irl ask me all the time to speak with a brit accent, then they lauch, then they fall in love with me. Shit is cash.

>>77242586
Godspeed anon

>>77242655
>he failed on easy mode
laughinggirls.jpg

>>77242696
he might not be a white french

>>77242528
>I DO NOT HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE...
>33
a bigger virgin than all of us

>>77242506
can confirm I get 100 views a day and around 20 messages

>>77242730
I'm as white as they come man

UPDATED


Americans:
>Autistic pilot scared of responsibilities
>Estonian serial killer
>Future lonely cat lady
>Me
>Indian guy
>fake chinese produced pilot guy
>Korean sociopath

France
>guy who fails on easy mode

British:
>all beta cuck posters

Dutch
>Brown person with jungle fever
>4chan passer
>Manly Trannly
>Egyptian with a personality disorder

Brazil
>asianboo
>hidden homo

Portugal
>Niceguy beta boy
>Moor who whips out his underarm at any opportunity to show how non-white he is

Russia
>tfw no russian gf


Canada
>Korean "intellectual" who will blabber endlessly until you go away

Italy
>homosexual dream twink manlet

Korea
>girl who looks like a digimon
>guy who isn't white enough for korean girl to like

Finland
>need update!

Sweden
>manlet fatso

>>77243490
>>Moor who whips out his underarm at any opportunity to show how non-white he is
Not bad, not bad.

There's also a Portubro that shows up from time to time, though.

Pretty sure the Canadian cuck is a pajeet, desu.

>>77242814
fuck off chad

>>77243661
this, all chads get the fuck out

>>77243490
>>homosexual dream twink manlet
isn't that guy an alb*nian?

>>77243728
no difference

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>>77243490
>>77242474
>This Yank cuck fixation
Disgusting.

>This user only accepts messages from users from Europe, North America or Australia/Oceania.
>This user does not accept messages from Turkey.

POLSKA STRONK

>>77243490
EXCUSE me

>>77243661
>>77243716
If I were a Spaniard Chad I wouldn't even speak English.

>>77243912
this,seems all the hottest girls and guys i saw in spain couldn't speak english for shit

only weird/ugly/autist types spoke good english

spain is interesting

>>77243912
GET OUT CHAD

>>77243490
fuck you mate
you can't call it failing if I don't even try

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>>77243490
>niceguy beta boy

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>>77243954

genetically inferior people need to compensate for their inferiority with valuable skills

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I know most of you are young, but there are really no one in their 30s here?

>tfw your qt isn't responding on kik but is online on IP
she bloqued me, didn't she ?

>>77244468
what brings you to 4chinz as a 37 year old?

>>77244694
yes she did. time to move on.

This time of day on interpals is dull as fuck. I might as well sign off at 6pm.

Feel like making a new account, but will only get good pics in a few weeks or months.
Do I even have a change of finding a good QT's without pics in my profile? (I think I do, but am not sure)

>>77243954
they don't have a use for English in their lives, hell, they don't even speak/type proper Spanish either.
>>77243977
Maybe if I worked out just a bit or had a bit more social skills I could be a Chad, I still dream of that.

>>77245249
GET OUT
GET
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>>77244924
It's hard roach, I found her by pure coincidence, sent her a retarded message and things went smoothly.
First time ever I had a conversation flow like that and first time my autism stayed in standby.

I tried 2 other girls and it died after 3 messages

>>77242417
Calm down mate I'm not really gay :^)

>>77244434
>be photogenic
>get paid for being yourself and doing nothing

some people surely got it easy, eh?

>>77245406
leave off for a couple of days then message her again, if you can't get a convo going or she doesn't at least say "sorry I have been a bit busy" then drop her

The honest truth is whichever girl you message is already talking to lots of other guys, even if you think she is "your" qt chances are you are not her favourite, she has other guys she prefers messaging and you are one of her backups

you have to play the same game, have lots of prospective girls you could meet up with and don't get too attached to any of them

>>77245548
i remember i once used two fakes accounts to talk to a girl

she kept not reading my messages and kept talking to the fake

felt bad man, but it's happening every minute

>>77245406
idk then. maybe she just didnt see messages? you should still be cool about it, she is not the last girl on earth and certainly there are always better ones.

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>>77245548
I dunno lad, she sent stuff like pic here, and kept complaining she had pervs asking for weird stuff.
And I don't know how kik works but if my messages are stuck at delivered but she's online on ip, it's fucked.
Oh well, felt good to feel like a normie for 3 days.

>>77245672
yeah I've done that, it's funny when you reveal yourself and they get all butthurt and indignant that their shallow hypergamous nature was found out

>>77245693
I'm a /r9k/ runaway lad, it's not that easy for me.

>>77245766
hate to tell you this m8 but being told your sweet isn't really a positive with girls you want to fuck

>>77245822
she's on the other side of the planet lad, my dick isn't that long

>>77245857
I know but your ambition here should be to actually go meet them IRL. The experience will do you much better than just shitposting on /cp/

>>77245913
I'm broke mate

Baby steps, ya know ?

>>77246008
well honestly you should not bother with interpals for now
first work on your appearance, go the gym and shit, then save some money

>>77246135
>go to the gym
>save money
pick one

>>77243912
i repeat, chad get out

>>77246294
yeah gym is a normie scam I was referring to exercise in general, getting your body and face in good shape

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>>77246370
I was memeing with you.
I used to jog three times a week, then I sprained my ankle and broke my knee like a retard.
I'm also starting a training this september but for now I'm working for free

>>77246361
No u

>>77245806
its always easy. you just really need to want to change first

>>77246361
you're very rude for a leaf

>>77244468
Tfw grangran posts my message on /cp/, no need to shield my name tho, I'm a big boy

>>77243490
>tfw not on the list
feels good man

>tfw girl offers photos in exchange of French voice messages

I fucking love speaking French lads.

>>77246984
What the fuck

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>>77247042

>>77247140
HAHAHAH what a slut

>>77247140
is she sending nudes? share faggot

>>77246928
>tfw not even known enough on a japanese imageboard to get on a list

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>77247306
>tfw russian gf
Want her?

>>77247368
are you a cuck? why do you share your gf?

>>77243490
Oi you had the Brits distinguished in a previous list

>>77244468
Why'd you censor your name when you posted it literally two threads ago?

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Not gonna lie lads I really was hoping for a better response to this one

>>77247585
kek

>>77247585
how old is she? looks underage

i ll find her from facebook and tell about you are posting chats to this site

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What the fudge is this Polish up to?

>>77247699
>>77247585
it took like 5 seconds to find her. shes like 16 or something lul

>>77247699
She's 18, go right a head I don't care about some Turk

>>77247746
>it took like 5 seconds to find her.

gee professor roach, how did you figure that out?

>>77247746
Googling her username and clicking the first result ain't hard bud

>>77243490
>me
You must be in the Discord

>>77247750
looks pretty sweet though

should I learn Russian, German or Chinese lads

>>77247925
Message her the exact same thing I did but with "Brit" and "Istanbul" :^)

>>77247934
Russian
You'll never be able to pronounce anything in Chinese
And Germans are completely worthless nowadays

>>77247934
Russian but block Russia so they know you love Ukraine

>>77247954
na i will not. shes pretty qt. too bad shes a bit too young

>>77248084
She messaged me first and then after a few messages asked my opinions on Turks, so I just sent the pasta

>>77248084
When has age ever stopped sand person?

>>77248120
idk ask this question to a sand person

>>77248115
guess shes trying to learn english better. too bad world is full of jerks

>>77248282
>too bad world is full of jerks
Just a bit of banter mate chill out

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>>77248282
I detect a serious respect for women in this post

>>77248345
contrary to the popular belief i am really kind to women

>>77248306
i know, i know.

>tfw the more you respect women the more they hate you
where did everything go wrong in our species

>>77248282
Roach is a beta
Good to know, I'll try messaging your women.

>an Italian is sending me 400 word essays every message
Never had this before lads... a girl that's actually interesting

>>77248461

Not true. It's the more your let a woman walk over you the more they hate you.

>>77248745
This desu, you don't have to be an arsehole to get a girl to like you
The "nice guys finish last" meme is just for faggots with no stomach

>>77248777
well you can be a bit of a tricky bully , they like that

but yeah saying

"fuck me you're an ugly cunt" won't get you very far

I'm tall so I always bully short girls, they fucking LOVE that. But if I message them saying "kek midget 6"6 master race u fucking jelly?" i wont get far

I have the best QT in this thread

>>77248816
this guy knows the tricks.

i love to bully short girls as well

>>77248881
pics?

>>77248881
No u

Give me some crazy girls to message

>>77248816
You sure you're not confusing bullying and teasing?

Btw I didn't use this site in years

is that crazy japanese woman still around? netesko or something. She would message all white European men and she's married but REALLY lonely. (she's about 60)

>>77248948
literally any girl

>>77248948
Any girl is really crazy.

>>77248956
I don't know really. It is my firm belief that all women, like 95%+ , deep down want to be dominated and perhaps raped. I know that sounds nuts.. but once you scratch the surface of some women you realise it's true.

Even the women who say "I'm so tough, I'm the boss!" once you get past the surface and get them in bed, they want to be dominated. It's just human nature. So when I bully these girls (yes, perhaps just extreme teasing) I am just trying to do a "me strong alpha guy" vs "you the weak little girl"

Girls LOVE to be called weak/small, perhaps even pathetic. Even if they don't admit it. They want to be your inferior, some even admit it freely

I'm probably older than most here, I've become very jaded towards women/dating and mostly just fuck about these days.

>>77248970
Yes she is and if you ignore she sends another exactly 3 minutes later

>>77249050

Also, if there's one thing girls love is being told they're gonna be rewarded if they're "good"

From my experience anyway.

>>77249050
yeah thats nuts. i d say 99% of women dont want to be raped.

women maybe want to be protected and feel small but that doesnt mean they want to be dominated into oblivion.

>>77249050
fuck that means I like less than 5% of girls

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When do you usually send your pls respond's

>>77249133
you are aware that about a third of women openly admit to having rape fantasies? that's just the ones who admit it. I've spoken to women I've been close to , and most say that figure sounds too low.

>>77248881
No I do

>>77249050
Your """red pill""" is showing

>>77249098
Amazing. What was funny about her is she would message my new profiles as if they were brand new, even if I had the exact same photos from a profile I had made 3 months prior.

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>>77249050
serious lack of respect for women detected in this post

>>77249202
I can list 10 reasons why on top of my head, how many can you?

>>77249212
I might message her desu

>>77249266
whatever you say +1

>>77249181
its because they dont understand what rape is in many context, they just want to sound kinky. no women actually fantasizes rape. they confuse rape with domination by someone they already love/have sexual attraction to.

in reality some dumb fuck no body destroys your pussy in back alley or forest not on a soft bed with clean sheets.

>>77249154
After 2 days.

>>77249285
Awww shit she's blocked me

>>77248970
/setuko

>>77249331
did you ignore her for too long?

>>77249382
Yes mate, a full 4 minutes

>>77249316
2 meses é muito tempo? kek

>>77249154
I sent it to a girl on tinder after 4 months
>mfw she responded

>>77249414
Experimenta, pode ser que resulte.
Eu mandei "então, cheia de mensagens?"passado duas semanas a uma rapariga que raramente vem ao /cp/. E já respondeu.

Pergunta também que ele tinha as mensagens cheias. Boa sorte :)

>>77249485
she isnt short enough to make fun of, reeeee

also i had to answer 7 captchas for this post, i got them all correct. Fucking 7.

can someone show me their first messages so I can get a grasp on how they should be sent?

>>77249515
online 2017 years ago
the fucks going on with IP?
I didnt have to answer any captcha

>>77249485
Same height as me desu

>>77249515
come on goy, pay chink jewt and buy that 4chan pass

>>77249547
common bug, saw it a few times today anyway

otherwise id be hunting for jesus's interpals page desu

>>77249532
Try to not be polite. I've had more results when I say some garbage.
If you want to message Brazilians, try to ask "where can I find Sopa de Macaco?"

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>>77249532
message like this

>>77249784
do not do this, kek

>>77249784
do this, kek

>>77249784
Fuck it I'm sending this to the next girl that views me

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>>77249784

Well this is it lads, my long and arduous journey to learn Russian starts here

пpивeт

>>77243490
Half of these people don't even post in here anymore

paolojesus is the creepiest guy on earth

>>77250060
If you write a few sentences using what you've learned here each day it'll help keep you motivated
There's enough Russian speakers in this thread to correct you too

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>>77249532
Message every day until you get a response

Quick
ask the girl you are talking to how many guys have jizzed on her face

post responses in the thread

>girl wants to text me
Who the fuck texts nowadays anyway?

>>77250195
>his username
IP always delivers.

>>77249532
Send them death grips, bitches love death grips. And if they don't you can deride them for not being as """patrician""" as you

gonna take the Korean pill

hello gook qts

>>77250448
>sending nigger music
it's like you enjoy being cucked

>decide to finally check for catalan qts
>most of them are koreaboos
fuck this country

>>77250492
oh god Catalan girls are disgusting, the worst on interpals actually

>>77250492
french/spain girls are all koreaboos, all latin countries, weirdly italy is the exception

>>77250478
Death grips goes obscure enough that it transcends past nigger music and into "white guys who want to seem better than you" territory

>>77250542
Italians prefer big germanico cock

>>77250554
>death grips
>obscure
what is this 2011

>>77250620
Obscure for people who's music taste doesn't stretch past TOP
For anyone else it's not

>>77250554
Death grips is the musical equivalent to American psycho

Both are enjoyed by people with no taste

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>>77250661
>mfw I unironically enjoyed Jenny Death
Time to end it then I guess

>>77250529
What did Julia do to you?
>>77250542
It's fucking gross.

>Russian girl living in NYC want to make some friends :) I am waiting for your massage do not be shy
yeah thats not sketchy at all

>>77250825
>he doesn't want a qt ruskie nyc shy qt 3.14 scammer gf
What are you even doing?

>>77250825
even if she is a real profile, a Russian girl who can afford to travel to NYC is either spoiled by her parents or more likely has a sugar daddy

>>77250864
>tfw no rich russian gf with a mobster daddy

>>77250825
I GOT THIS SAME MESSAGE TOO
Im a grill though
Maybe someone in this /cp/ is catfishing us to show our pedoness

>>77250928
engrish

>>77250928
was it some 16 year old """"""girl""""""""" with that in her profile?

>>77250928
get the fuck out of this thread cunt before you get a face full of acid

>>77250928
>Im a grill though
Don't start this shit again woc :^)

woman.

And thus,
enormous,
I wait,
splashed by the calm of the rain,
my face
when
I
am absolutely calm?

I feel
my face
a cinder of the choir loft catches fire!

The doors suddenly banged ta-ra-bang,
as though the room
and the heart has an iron lining.
At night the firemen
to climb lovingly when a knife,
caught up,
cut him down
out with a knife,
caught up,
cut him down
out with a last scream: I'm calm!
Like the windowpanes, grey raindrops
howled together,
piling on a block.

On the city's thundering surf.
Can anyone guess the author? ;^)

>>77250996
16 year old with no photo and profile content.

>>77251024
Just saying because it's not often that girls get message from other girls.

>>77251042
excerpt from the book cunning linguist by mike hunt :^)

>tfw in bed with someone who has already fallen asleep
I'm not even remotely sleepy, what do

>>77251086
wank

>>77251086
how about you fuck off before I go Elliot Rodger on your ass, Chad

>>77251065
I know I know I was just reminiscing on the old threads where woc posting would kill a thread, you should almost be proud of yourself for achieving that

>>77251086
read a book

>>77251086
take a picture of her and show us, chad

>>77251086
>he browses 4chan while in bed with a girl
Not gonna lie mate that's pretty impressive

>>77251042
Some more for you lads:

Hello!
Who's speaking?
Mamma?
Mamma!
Your son is gloriously ill!
Mamma!
His heart is on fire.
Leave it happened.

'I'll come at four,' Maria promised.


>>77251066
close, but no cigarette ;^)

>>77251146
Leave your Russian poetry for >>>/lit/

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Good morning

OH WILL YOU ALL JUST FUCK OFF

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CHADS AND YOUR SUCCESS STORIES

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN I DON'T DESERVE TO BE 23 AND STILL A VIRGIN

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK

Hi

>>77251194
Nice, someone figured it out.

It's just a simple one-word markov chain ran through some of Mayakovsky's work.

Here's some more:

be: love or no-love?
And what kind of bronze
or the bells of a flaming building.
Thus fear,
in its effort to leap.

Mamma!
I can such a couple more,

>>77251260
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret here mate, you just gotta be yourself :)

>>77251260

I was 23 when I lost my virginity thanks to Interpals. Don't give up!

>>77251308
he is being himself but still not getting any pussy

>>77251368
If he's not getting pussy then he's clearly no beeeeeeeeeeeeing himself enough

>>77251118
Doing this
>>77251135
Wth do you expect me to do with someone that's asleep

>>77251422
Are you the Italian "chad"?
Is this that ugly girl from the party or some other qt?

>>77251422
what are you reading?

>>77251472
I'm not him

>its a russian girl who loves rap and hip hop
haha

>girl just send me phone numbers and names
>"I need to save this"

Urge to text rising

>>77251422
I once arranged a meetup with another girl while in bed with another, one of my only Chad moments

>>77251209
looks yummy, enjoy the meal agumon

>>77251500
Who are you then?
And who's this girl?

>>77251511
Russian rap is one of my shameful pleasures, desu.

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Now this is a qt worth keeping

>>77251511
She's not from Magadan is she?

>>77251695
s-she is, give me a quick rundown lad

>>77251716
What star sign is she?

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>>77251486
A book about two journalists getting captured in the Ogaden
>>77251555
Impressive

>>77251728
>I'm Pisces
is this your fake?

>>77251695
>>77251716
>>77251728
>>77251752

lmfao

>>77251752
hahahahahahahaha

>>77251752
Uniroincally no, I just recommended her some hip hop

>>77251695
>>77251716
>>77251728
>>77251752
https://youtu.be/NFnKgIptbq0

>>77251821
Fucking howling

>>77251811
oh, I thought it was a fake since it had "pls don't be shy and be yourself "

Mirror mirror on the wall
which /cp/ user is the cuckest of them all?

>>77251926
me

>>77251926
woc

>>77251926
Surely the Swede?

What is everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj-mrwwaxo

>>77251989
What I recommended the Russian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-7vq8tsEU

>>77251989
epilepsy warning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPoysfnE68

>>77251989

Seemed fitting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ddgI4aH2k

>>77251952
i dint do nuffins

>>77252103
has the guy on your friends list shown you his dick yet?

>>77251999
did she like it? i didnt message her so your potential new qt is safe

>>77252329
Said she's gonna listen to it tomorrow cause she's gonna sleep now

>i didnt message her so your potential new qt is safe
Message her an album and see which she prefers :^)
Seriously though I don't really care about "qts" especially not ones with astrology in their interests so go right ahead

>>77252268
My problem is that I respect men too much.

>>77252401
from experience, girls with astrology in their interests are "more" open to kinky stuff in bed.

>>77252435
That would be awesome if she didn't live in the bumfuck middle of nowhere in Russia

>>77252401
i don't listen to rap my man so you would win

>>77252513
Neither do I really, my knowledge is pretty limited but I'm slowly getting into it more

>>77252491
time to save money for the craziest sex ever.

>>77252513
how old is she? i know couple of barely legal russian girls and they all love rap for some reason. its like a trend there i guess.

>Average looking
>Speak French
>Can play a few slow songs on the piano
>Live in a nice city in a country with a good reputation

Literally easy mode.

>>77252676
>average looking
>speak English
>can play guitar very well
>Live in a city nobody has heard of and if they have they know it's a shithole

50:50 ain't bad

https://www.interpals.net/Plutiliy
>you will never be a KGB agent
JUST

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Why do people come here to talk about jobs or school? Boring.

>>77253145
Say prostitute and offer them a price

my ex just viewed my fake (not the Korean one).
Feel like drinking again, senpaitachi.

Stalking my QT and realizing how much I dislike them
Ignorance is bliss lads

>>77253459
Drink is always the answer

Should I sleep or shitpost?

>>77252676
>be all of those things except French and piano
>live in NYC
>get nothing
just

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>>77253631
Yeah, I've been feeling like drinking the last few days but haven't been able to for unrelated reasons.
Now, I can (kinda) but am trying not to cuz I think I've moved on.

>>77253665
shitpost with me, I can't sleep.

>>77253674
Damn, how ugly are you?

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Am I doing it right, guys?

P.S. the wok is a horrible person, de fucking su

>>77253726
i get barely get views and I very rarely message first

>>77253787
The wok?

>>77253674
>all of those things except French or piano
Those were two pretty big factors there mate

>>77253840
>he doesn't know who the wok is
Wew, fuck off, new fag ;^)

>>77253855
Closest I know is the woc

>>77253871
Yeah, the joke is that she posted about how people kept calling her "woc", and she thought it was a racial slur, which she imagined it as being "wok".

>>77253908
Oh yeah I remember that now
Did she bully you?

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>>77253928
Y-yes.

sort your shit out america
/koumori_hime666

>qt opens message
>doesnt reply until 6 hours later or when i'm sleeping
Why

>>77253946
>bullying an underage kid with identity issues
What a meanie

>>77253946
Shut up

>>77253975
She wants to surprise you when you are awake.

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>>77253949
Gotta act autistic to get the autistic
This is what boredom does to a person

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>>77253993
It's just:
>kid with identity issues
now ;^)

>>77254009
N-no!

>>77254048
Invite us to the wedding.

>>77254057
In fairness she did respond

>>77254066
Of course

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>>77254079
>In fairness
fuck off, white knight! REEEEEE

>>77252435
Doesn't have to be horoscope, any of the new age kind of stuff.

Insane

>>77254106
are you the dark knight because ;^)

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>>77254106
Don't worry mate I'm also a victim of her bullying

>anime reaction pics
Found your perfect gal >>77253949 she's all yours buddy ;)

55 year old burger guy just messaged, should be fun

>>77254155
>Most handsome photo of you
Damn, quality banter, for a subhuman, at least.

>>77254134
yes, they call me: batboy

>>77254106
>>77254155

I'm going to form an all-girls InterPals community where we gossip about boys and make fun of u guys.

>>77254332
Isn't that what the WA group if for? ;^)

>>77254329
I can't hate on her too much cause she does have a good taste in music
Still cried for days at that one desu

>>77254332
Isn't there already a WhatsApp group for that?

>>77254351
So you know about our previous one :P
If you know about it, it has failed.

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>>77254351
>;^)
Why?? That wasn't even necessary in the context of this post
Yours flamboyant use of emojis triggers me

>>77254370
Yeah, the cat girl told me about it ;^)

>>77254359
Would be better if she integrated some baneposting into it but, oh well!

>>77254370
>mfw woc has not only been bullying us to our faces but also behind our backs
Wew

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>>77254414
I (now) use it to signal a post-postmodernist style of shitposting, where it's not completely unironic, but also not completely ironic, either ;^)

>>77254438
>"mfw" but no reaction images
She's just shitposting. Takes forever to get her number

>>77254478
Everything I do is entirely ironic

Also
>weeb trash hasn't responded
Guarentee this bitch doesn't have any better offers on the table

>>77254507
New phone I've hardly got any reaction images
Had over 1000 thousand on my last one, all that hard work... gone

>>77254048
Why have I blocked you lol

>>77254550
Maybe I sent you some autistic shit like that?

thinking of changing my main photo lads, face pic or a slightly distant pic but it shows my full body

>>77254644
Does the distant pic have an interesting setting?

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>>77253946
is her qt from /cp/?

>>77254672
not really

>>77254707
Believe so.

He probably spends his days hoping she isn't pregnant with hapa babies and laughing at all the betas that kiss her feet.

>>77254734
Then unless you've got a body worth showing off might as well go for the face

>>77254707
>shut up Jew
I like this guy

>>77254755
>hapa babies
A fate worse than death?

>>77254707
I want to see their nudes

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>>77254777
>A fate worse than death?
Even worst than being the living experiment of some sick topologists, I'd say,

Also, Kek confirms it.

>>77254707
he's the Estonian serial killer so yes

>>77254707
Yeah I am here

>>77254707
I always knew womenofcolor and that Chad were an item.

>>77254908
CHADDDDD REEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME 1 GIRL

>>77254899
>Estonian serial killer
Reckon he can get me an Estonian gf?

>>77254940
The question is how was he not blocked?

>>77254940
>>77254707
that guy is considered a chad? what the fuck

>>77254940
I'm not a Chad, I'm a sperg

>>77254941
All the girls you are talking to have sent me a message. I opened it up, viewed their profile but I never responded.

/Matt_1488, fuck off, please ;^)

>>77255022
Look at his pictures. He's undeniably good looking.

>>77254941
Mate this guy >>77255041 is mugging you off

>>77255068
im not seeing it m8, looks like an average hipster guy here

>>77255097
Got a rock solid jaw line though
Also
>works with animals
Stacie's love that

>>77255097
If that's average I'm uggo as fuck. Hes handsome and I aint even gay

>>77255152
gimme a quick rundown on jaw lines lad, gotta figure out if I have a good one or not

>>77255097
If you don't think he's a handsome dude, I'd really want to see your idea of one.

We need a new thread
keep how I look out of it you homosexuals

Stop talking about my QT you homos

>>77255198
>>77255207
come to williamsburg then and you'll see a ton of people that look like him

>>77255199
If it's well defined and your chin isn't receding (God help you if it is) then you're fine

>>77255226
t. womanofcolor
Just get married already.

>>77255210
Post her nudes mate

>>77255258
>tfw receding chin

Fucking hate gays desu

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For you, cat girl.

>another thread derailed by woc
Fucking called it

>>77255365
Actually, we were discussing her bf more than her.

>>77255365
it's /cp/ related so I don't know what's the problem
she's pretty chill desu

>>77255258
how do I test it

>>77255340
that wouldn't be very respectful towards women, I think!

>>77255413
Just post a picture

>>77255422
reeeeeeee

>>77255226
Post his nudes lass

>>77255493
My problem is that I respect men too much!

>>77255552
almost got quints

>>77255444
ok

>>77255614
New thread