Culture Pals - /cp/

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First for Momo

>>77207468
Don't post this degenerate shit here Kim

Post conversation beginnings pls I need inspiration and have no idea what to say to cunts

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>>77207468
No Sana, No Life

>>77207560
Oh you're back, hello again
Personally I'd recommend "Good day,where are you from", got me talking to a French girl :^)

I feel as if everyone has filtered me here or something.

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HUNGRY

>>77207631
I'm here for you senpai

>>77207642
Is that hair gel?

>>77207603
A 37yo catch!

>>77207631
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Question: does everyone use the msg system as a chat? Because I'm sending letters. It might explain why people don't always respond. One guy even states on his profile to not send paragraph long msg.

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>>77207642
here have a sandwich

>>77207642
I'll give you a fiver if you down all those condiments

>>77207682
It varies from person to person, if I do receive a 3 paragraph message I'll always respond but it just might take a bit longer

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>>77207743
My lunch

>>77207831
yums

>>77207743
>>77207831
American """cuisine"""

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>>77207831
look nice, here me

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>>77207900
not halal enough for you?

>>77207743
>>77207900
Anglo ''''''''bread''''''''''

>>77207831
You're cutting?

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>>77207505
Kpop is nothing wrong ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
>>77207642
r8 muh dinner

>>77208056
Fried rats???

>>77207967
look delicos unironically

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>>77207743
Me grilled stuff few days ago

>>77207967
I used to play planetside 2 with a guy called Finlandia

>>77208199
Oh god

Every fucking time I'm hungry you guys start food posting

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>>77208278
here is some of my bologna and mayo cake

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>>77208199
>>77208315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CqSFZTW9z

>>77208315
I'd eat this Tbh

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>>77208315
All I have to eat is continental Oreos

>>77208199
all those poor chickens

self improvement isn't working out. I need a head transplant.

>>77206646

Yes I do, have been in 3.

>>77207642
Drink water, lots of it.

>>77207642
that whip cream bottom left? You know what to do

>>77208709
Just kill yourself. If time and space are continuous and infinite, then at some point you'll be dug up and brought back to life

Guys how do I eat more? I'm trying to put on weight but my stomach physically won't let me

>>77209046
not an excuse, you can still eat even though your stomache feels full

>>77209004
Nice thought but my family would probably cremate me because I'm not worth the money for a proper grave.

>>77209046
Eat things with higher calories

>>77208278
I know what you mean, I had to skip my 3 am morning snack because I didn't get to sleep. So when I woke up for my 5 am snack I was starving. I was shaking and needed something to eat so I just got a spoon and started scooping up mayo to get some of the energy I require to make my 5 am snack. Stayed up for a few hours before I had my pre breakfast meal and then moved on throughout my day with ease.

>>77208056
looks healthy.... dont like

>>77209095
But I'm weak and can't fight through the full feeling
>>77209183
So if I just eat fried chicken I'm good?
>>77209197
lol

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Autism plz not now

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>>77209351
Using normie memes for saves is a good plan

>>77209390
Post the response to that one

>>77209046
Eat nuts desu, peanuts alone are 692cals/100g. God tier for bulking

Reposting

What does the qtcrawler script do?

>>77209772
you use it and it automatically views peoples profiles for you

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>>77209420
K

>>77209420
>>77210163
Fuck sorry,>>77209390 came first then I replied with >>77209390

>>77209772
Why visit and say nothing? I no bite))

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Her bunda is minha

>>77210724
Say "you can fit on my penis too"
t. eternal anglo

>>77210881
wouldn't that imply his dick small?

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And it's at this point you know a conversation is dead

>>77210944
Oh yeah didn't think about that

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Was fun while it lasted

>>77211091
Shes going to show you her penises tomrrow

>>77211324
Hot!

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Korean girls don't interested in me anymore.

>>77211667
Make them be jelly when you show your European qt in Seoul.

>>77211667
Post profile oppa

>>77211667
show them your wang

Tonight isn't a good night /cp/
Pastabro over and out

>>77211918
Why are you pastabro and why isn't tonight a good night?

>>77211986
I'm on vacation in londonistan
Realised I'm catching feels for my Russian qt and there's no chance to get together irl

>>77212044
How many times have you avoided being run over or stabbed so far?

>>77212136
he's Italian so they think he's one of them

I will pay someone to talk to me?

>>77212136
Actually none, this suburb is quite nice and the touristic attractions are chill I'd say

>>77212251
Well congrats then

>>77212172
Okay.

Now where's my money???

>>77212513
amazon wishlist, steam giftcard?

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Redpill a newbie to interpals.net, how good is it a site for meeting qts european grills?

>>77212632
That depends. Are you ugly? How autistic are you? If significantly autistic, can you suppress it over a text based communication medium?

Hi guys, I'm meeting with a qt tomorrow but you know how it is...

>I'll never get a Russian gf

>>77212632
Fairly good looking not brad pitt levels but fair enough. Autistic in txt based? Not really fairly ok with the only thing i'd go overboard with might be range shooting and guns but that's about it.

>>77212782
Rip :*( met for >>77212706

>>77212782
Then go for it, keeping in mind that you need to send out a lot of messages.

what is the /cp/ discord like?

>>77213138
Ight i'll see how this goes.

>>77213245
beta boys flirting with /cp/ girls while trying their best to conceal it

>>77213367
People actually use it?

>>77213420
There are quite a few people in it, yeah
Probably why the thread has been a bit slow recently

>>77213524
What a meme

>>77212708
Is she a ruskie?

>>77212782
Please post your photo

>>77213524
The thread has been slow because I stopped talking about my addiction to femdom porn and plastic surgery.

>>77214329
You know what you need to do

>>77214496
join the discord server?

>>77214506
Talk about your cuckold porn addiction

>>77214329
This to be honest.

road route

I miss the UK's autistic rants

>>77214329
Are you going to post pics of your surgery-enhanced face or what?

>>77214731
I can pretend to be a cuck if you want

>>77215321
Sorry senpai, I'm only into real stories by real autists.

someone link me the /cp/ discord

I'm doing my laundry lads

A sense of panic consumes me when they say they want to meet, how pathetic am I?

I'm back lads, it's good to see that we're still /thriving/

>>77218532
everyone's nervous

>>77212632
Pretty good, as soon as you plan to trip to Europe in the near future

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>finally talk to jap qt
>was actually busy, and actually asked me to chat tonight, not vice versa
>nice chat, about an hour long, her English is pretty good, qt voice
>has a bf

Fuck

whats the deal with all the girls who say they love horror movies? is that the new meme now?

>>77218553
t. Johnno

>>77218769
Johnno's ded m8

https://discord.gg/q5SAwn

>>77218692
send her a pic of your dick to humiliate him and she will be all yours

if you're a cuckold and you know it clap your hands

>>77218692
i talk to a qt who has one too but I use her as my test dummy for conversations. whatever sticks I use on the other qts

>>77218700
it's an excuse for you to watch it with them and "protect" them, ya goofball

>>77220931
S so excuse for cuddle time annon?

>>77221325
yes, but not in this case cause these are internet qts that you'll never actually hold in your arms

i think this canadian girl likes me, too bad she isnt white

>>77218700
They think girls supposed to be like girly stuffs and they claming theyre not like other girls

Are european qts grills nice or are they all hostile like a lot of euros on here?

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>>77218692
>taking Japanese classes
>meet eccentric, fun qt
>sit together, weeb out about video games and anime
>figure I should ask her out for coffee one day
>brings her Chad bf one day to class

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Fucking zucc stop being creepy

>>77222324
depends, but the hostile ones are usually stupid and easy to debate.
Basically they are the same as the men here only without 1000 saved images of photoshopped memes to hide behind. So they actually try to debate you on issues and you usually find out they are pretty stupid or just ignorant.

Mostly they will just ignore you if they aren't interested, or be nice.

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Is this actually good way to talk to people about their countries, or is it just for foreign horny memelords?

>>77222675
its a good way if you are willing to sift through piles of shit to find one contact worth knowing, then repeat that as many times as you want.

It really is a numbers game, so don't get too butthurt at rejection, shying away from boring people, or failed conversations. You just have to keep trying till you "connect' with someone, but sometimes it looks bleak.

Most of the guys who will answer guys are gay, so be careful messaging them.

Most of the women are awful, you know...like women.

>>77222766
>so don't get too butthurt at rejection, shying away from boring people, or failed conversations.
this is extremely important advice for new people

>>77222073
has your bf called you cute today, Agumon?

>>77222497
And she locked it

>tfw you discover that Germanic girls are the ones you get along the best with by far

What the fuck lads.

>>77223230
probably because you're not white

>>77223271

But my skin is literally blue under strong light considering how pale my skin is.

I couldn't be any whiter!

>>77223332
Then you must be a pretty cool person anon!

>>77223355

Nice quadubs bro, and I dunno, I think my personality just fits with certain cultures. Anglo girls ignore me completely, but Germanic girls (and finns) are super easy to talk to.

>>77223387
but Germanic girls are super easy to talk to.
this seems to be the case with me too. started with a 2 line opening message and she just bombarded me with a fuck huge paragraph in return and its been like that each time

>>77223575

One of them sent me a message so long on whatsapp once that I actually discovered that a "read more" button appeared for extremely long messages. And she does that every single time we talk.

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>>77222990
I had a lot of him saying you're beautiful this weekend

>>77223921
is your bf Gustavo?

>>77223921
Nice, I'm glad your qt is catching on!!

>>77224135
No no no pls don't say that

What the fuck is it with frogs and Korea?

>>77224711
countries with no national identity or susceptible to the Korean Jews

Why does my lappy smell like armpit

>>77224764
Cause you're a degenerate

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>>77224817
Shut

>>77224764
because you qt you talk to on it stinks

>>77213745
Yes

>>77224842
Don't deny it you degenerate

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Why don't we find women-oriented forums and websites and spam about interpals there (pretending to be women) ?
Has anyone though about doing this before? We could raise the amount of qts significantly, and we have enough NEET manhours to achieve anything if we put ourselves to it

>>77225063
>implying ""woman"" forums exist

>>77225303
>he does not know
this is an italian one: http://forum.alfemminile.com/forum/

>>77225303
mumsnet but it's just bitter middle aged mum's not doing anything with their lives

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>>77225461
>mumsnet but it's just bitter middle aged mum's not doing anything with their lives
that's the perfect demographic m8

>>77225506
You don't need to quote an entire post mate

>>77225654
>You don't need to quote an entire post mate
don't tell me what to do m8

>>77226345
It never surprises

>meeting qt in one hour

Starting to panic lads

>>77227017
Where are you from?

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>>77227017
>take breath
>go shower
>be youreself

>>77227017
>Say that you were always a fake profile (even though you weren't)
>profit

>>77225681
>don't tell me what to do m8
Why not?

>>77227289
>Why not?
because

>>77227088
Russia

>>77227093
Doing that

>>77227252
Might consider doing this

>qt was up at 2:30AM responding to me

>>77227444
Don't consider that. I was just joking.
Later tell us how it went.
Good luck

>>77227093
Don't forget menthol gum

Hi pals, I wondered how I can check if a girl is really a girl without being a weirdo who asks timestamps

>>77227547
She was just waiting for Chad

>>77229369
there is no safe way, at least at the beginning

>>77229369
Reverse image search, social media and you can send pics and ask for pics of her for example when xhe tells you xhe goes to a special place or on a trip or something.

Lmao interpals is still a thing?

>>77229651
I am Chad :^)

>>77225063
That actually could work, kek

>>77229784
I know, right? People around here have no initiative

>>77229784
Kleiderkreisel.de

>>77229706
I'll try this thanks

>tfw you stalk your qt' s instagram and she find out and lock it

>>77230854
Mine did this too

>>77226345
Jesus christ it looks like she aged over 10 years

>>77230854
>>77230935
How do they even know? I don't use instagram.

>>77231068
I unironically think someone here told her I was talking about her, especially since she's been giving me the cold shoulder since

>>77230854
>>77230935
Were you able to download all their pics and vids?

can I get girls on this if I am ugly as fuck?

I am like a 3/10 and 5'7, I feel like I'd just get ghosted

>>77231207
Post picture. I doubt you are actually 3/10.
As for height, you don't need to say anything about it.

>>77231207
You can actually get someone. There's one danish girls that specifically said that only wanted black guys. But she got hate messages for that.

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>>77231265
I am not black
>>77231263
I basically look the same as David Mitchell

>>77231329
That doesn't help. Post picture.

>>77231385
too shy sorry

just imagine me like David Mitchell but younger

>>77231154
Nah but I can't say I was that fused to

>>77231329
Oh please post

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>>77231329
were all 3/10s here

>>77231329
Ohh. Thought that you were saying black instead of ugly.
I'm ugly too, I consider myself a 4/10 or even less.

>>77231207
I'm average and 5'8 and I do fine

>>77231444
lol no I am attractive

>girl ghosts me
>imagine her family being murdered and acid thrown in her face
am I the only one who does this?

>>77231756
Nah, you're not the only Muslim in the world.

>>77231756
t.muhammed

>>77231756
I imagine her messaging me one final time just so I can ghost her

>>77231832
>>77231834
I fucking wish I was a Muslim, at least then I could fuck some of the race traitors

being white in Europe is awful

>>77231869
t.ahmed mckinsey

>>77231907
>t.alfredo bonucci, gets free pussy just because he is italian
you've got it easy mode m8

>>77231869
>being white in Europe is awful
Oh come on I'm from Bradford aka Paki central and I never see mixed race couples

>>77231960
>you've got it easy mode m8
fair enough

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>>77232023
>favourite movies
>12 Years a Slave, American Beauty, City of God, Fracture, Silence of the Lambs
Jesus Christ

Jesus fuck, girls get attached so quickly. You don't even need to flirt. Exchange a few messages and they proclaim their eternal love to you and expect you to make some kind of commitment. Talk for one day and they get jealous, pissy about you not responding, and want to make tons of plans to come visit you. I am done with meeting foreigners online. This is how having beta orbiters must feel like.

>>77232175
sounds like she likes black dick lmao

>>77232209
>chatting with thais and third worlders
there is your mistake
>not pumping and dumping them when they come visit you
this is why you are a cuck

>>77232263
Has happened with Russians, Koreans, Frenchies, Britts, and Australians. Memes aside these are not 3rd worlders

>>77231068
>>77231153
Nah, instagram tell them who views their stories.

>>77232355
That's because of your flag. Girls like like country, just like Norway and Denmark.

>>77232387
You sure you're not thinking of Snapchat? Does Instagram even have stories?

>>77232415
Point is I don't have Instagram or I'd still be able to see it

>>77232209
>Exchange a few messages and they proclaim their eternal love to you and expect you to make some kind of commitment. Talk for one day and they get jealous, pissy about you not responding, and want to make tons of plans to come visit you. I am done with meeting foreigners online. This is how having beta orbiters must feel like.
how handsome are you? I have never experienced this stuff with a girl from interpals

>>77232209
Post your convos, Sven. And picture.

>>77232449
He has a shirt with a unicorn as his main picture, if he can do it you have no excuse

>>77232415
Yeah, even facebook has that now.
They see who viewed their stories and also it shows if you screenshot a picture in a private convo.

>>77232466
but how? girls seem happy when I piss off desu

>>77232481
The fuck???
Time to delete my Facebook that I don't touch for 5 years.

>>77232481
I knew about Facebook but not about insta since I don't have it
If you update to the latest version of the Skype app even that has this shit

TFW lots of QTS visit my profile
TFW they never start messaging, except for some poles
TFW I'm shit at messaging girls first and they're shit at socializing in general

>>77232785
>tfw haven't received a message for 2 weeks

>>77232785
>they're shit at socializing in general
this

Most of them can't even chitchat. It's the internet, why do they seem all so shy

>>77232861
I got 2 first messages since I got back to IP, but I usually have to take the first step, then the girls replies cheerfully and the convo dies because they literally can't have a nice conversation.

What the fuck am I supposed to talk about with women on this site?

>>77232990
They're always like: "I'm shy message me first uwu"
Most girls I've actually have had an actual conversation with were from shitholes, so I guess I'll keep digging ASEAN.

>>77233199
Currently chatting with a Thai qt, she seems nice but unfortunately, she doesn't put enough words in her phrases. I could try to blame her english skills but she seem to understand everything I say. How to break the fucking ice with girls? It's not even irl and I don't know how to achieve it...

>>77233598
most Asian girls use google translate which is why they sound so awkward

>>77233649
oh. that's why I was afraid of

>>77233683
kek, using "why" and not "what" in this cirucumstances

>>77233711
these* circumstances

>>77233199
desu it sounds like you're a boring person who can only hold a conversation with someone who can barely understand what you're saying, needs google translate to respond, and wants a green card

>>77233804
yeah thanks britfriend, I realized it but I'm not going to burn this whole thread correcting myself

Do you say "no" as a joke to your gf/bf when they asked you if you do love them?

>>77233933
I'm a big sap and can't stand being mean to girls

I should really become more rude towards them but I feel guilty

>>77233649
I asked her, and you were right. Apparently "sometimes"

>>77233975
yeah I think the only Asian girls who don't use it are the Filipinas

>>77234023
right, I once met a guy from there and I remember he could wrote in a decent English

>>77233867
I try to stay away of the girls who say: "Please no politics" and such in their profiles but whatevs.

Also, unlike many people I use my actual profile. Girls just don't put any effort.

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>>77233963
>my problem is that I respect women too much

>I enjoy talking with you but it looks like you're a little shy. If you want to speak about something, don't hesitate :)

Do you think it'll break some of that hard ice?

>>77234066
protip: if a southeast asian girl starts giving you shit just call her a ladyboy, they get all triggered it's amusing

>>77234261
nah you can't really expect girls to choose the topic they are indecisive

you need to be the one who starts talking about something

>>77234271
maybe if she comes back

my previous message just disconnected her I think

>>77222464
sad to hear that happen to you, anon

>>77234119
it's useful to prefilter a bit. i never message girls who put no effort at all into their profiles. i also never message girls who probably can't respond at all to even basic questions without using a translation aid. it's impossible to get a good conversation if one person has such a low level of ability in the language

>>77234284
Yeah but I already talked about lots of vanilla stuff: family, food, movies, origins
It makes me remember why I don't have a gf (without counting my irl autism of course)

>>77233933
>he/she has a gf/bf
NORMIE GET OUT

>>77233963
Seriously I'm not meme'ing
Show some authority and don't be afraid to offend, they'll love it

>haven't got any visitors for +2h
I'm mad.

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>I'm not talkative

and here is her answer. How I am supposed to react? Ask her why she fucking went on this website?
Can one really ask you to go on skype and tell you "I'm not talkative"? Wtf girls? Why do you always make me suffer like this

>>77234546
m8 you need to view first if you're a guy

>>77234727
>it's the leaf again thinking everyone else is new to IP
I got 12 visitors today, (1 male) and I only visited first 3 out of 11 (12) visitors.

>>77234608
desu m8 what she means is "I am not talkative with you because you are not good enough for me"

some girls have a stick up their arse and only want to talk to chad, ignore them

>>77234608
This is the point where you need to either ditch her or make her feel shit about herself then ditch her
Plenty more fish in the sea

>>77234901
CHAD GET OUT

>message German girl
>start talking about Hitler
>get blocked
kek, so easily triggered

>>77235038
I wish I were Chad.
I just got a message but it was dull, bland and short.
Grill told me she was going to bed, I missed my chance to tell her I'd join her.
It was too soon for that kind of joke, anyway

>>77235136
Try it with an Austrian girl, just for reference.
It's sad that Germany just tries to deny and forget history.

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>>77235142
>It was too soon for that kind of joke, anyway
>too soon for that kind of joke
No such thing exists, my moorish archenemy.

>>77234932
>>77234971

I didn't know what to answer so I answered nothing. A few minutes after she asked if I can wait her. I said yes. Let's see what'll happen.

>Plenty more fish in the sea
sure

>>77235136
What did you say about Hitler?

>>77235185
>It's sad that Germany just tries to deny and forget history.
Are you fucking serious?

>>77235142
>doesn't need to first visit for views
>denies being chad
hmmm

Post the best looking profiles. I really need some inspiration.

>>77235388
That would really NOT be me

>>77235388
/Houssem237

https://www.interpals.net/thedane1234

wtf?

>>77235206
Let's say I didn't do it just in case. I can crack one of those pretty much anytime, just to test the waters.
>>77235250
Maybe not all Germans try to deny it but they're horrified about it. But many do try to forget, and that's not good.
>>77235267
Man, just cherrypick your pics and try to look confident/trustworthy.

>>77235475
Hes making the dog suffer
I'm rude :(

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>>77235554
seriously wtf

he photoshopped himself to be even fatter, and not even in a subtle way

>>77235475
Lesbians_love_this_guy_and_basically_you're_stupid.jpeg

I once had sex with a 60 year old Italian woman from this website

>>77235733
How was it?

>>77235785
You know what they say about the devil.

>>77235785
pretty great desu

>>77235733
Post pics of her.

Do you guys usually visit profiles of people from your same country/language sphere?

>>77235944
thats not allowed, creepy!

>>77235991
That's exactly what I think but I want a Catalan qt.

Everytime you guys make this thread interpals starts getting gateway errors. go easy on the scripts ffs

Should I log out while browsing profiles?
Don't want to leave my mark

>>77224711
>Ilbe

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how many layers of mental illness are you on ?

>>77208199
>chicken hearts
based burger

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>this girls photo
/pol/ has ruined me, top kek

>>77236656
well, at least the hand isn't black

>>77236335
reply by asking her "so... you are straight?"

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>>77236237

>>77236714
She not

hi guys

>>77236712
Post profile :3

>>77236800
ok sorry

>>77236824
Hey, how did the date went?

>>77236972
It was okay. I wasn't able to take things to the next level, but she wants to see me again next weekend so not all is lost. I think I could've done more today but my instinct got in the way

>>77237084
Wait for the third date to score the GOAL.
You did the basics on the first date, it was good.

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>he waits until the third date

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>it actually worked

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In this thread we share very un local things we do.

At the moment I eat only indian food because finnish food is cancerous shit and it is the only way for me to afford delicious food, also it's very easy to make in large quantities.

>>77234271
>>77234324
Nah you can't call her one, you need to ask if she is one

>>77237367
Grow some balls

>>77237538
>share very un local things we do
Be white

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSvqf1jO0C/
wtf is this
and why would you put that on your profile

>>77237857
To be fair screaming is really hard so even though she's not very good I'm still impressed

>>77237819
give me openers then, lad

>>77237538
That literally looks like shit

>>77237897
"I have something huge to show you"
"My dick"
Proceed to send an imgur upload of your dick

>>77238112
I want her to answer, not block me
you fucking anglo

>>77238207
You're French you can get away with murder

>>77238207
hahah bitch ass frog boi, go surrender

>>77238221
the hell are you on about lad

>>77238301
French, Italian, Spanish: Easy mode and get girls without trying

>>77238331
As Brits we can get deluded Koreans and other Asians but nobody wants that

>>77238351
why are Koreans even britboos we had no interaction with them historically

>>77238395
Downton abbey, Sherlock, Harry Potter ect have made their way over there and that's what they associate us with

>>77238439
plebs

>>77238331
are you sure about that

how do I channel my autism in a positive way

>>77238551
Women buy stereotypes... it's easier to be an ugly French guy than a handsome Pole

>very easy mode
French, Italian, Spanish, Korean

>easy mode
German, American, Swedish, Japanese

>normal mode
UK, Canada, basically every Slav and Latino country

>hard mode
Turkey, Africa, Middle Easy

>very hard mode
All the Asian countries that aren't Japan or Korea

>>77238729
>American

This is a meme, it's only easy mode if you live in NYC or LA. Otherwise girls don't give a shit

>>77238676
Stop giving a fuck about what you write, I write some really autistic shit but they misconstrue it as confidence

>>77238729
I'd switch American and UK desu, at least we have the gentlemen stereotype

>>77238729
this is bullshit man, I don't even get thai views

>>77238848
are you a proper French guy or an Algerian

>>77238820
nah American men are considered higher value than us to women (except in the USA itself lol)

>>77238848
They know you're out of their league

>>77238895
i'm 100% pure french lad.
Maybe it's because I only have one pic

>>77238914
that's not funny spaghabro :(

>>77238963
Show us your pic so we can offer suggestions to improve

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>>77238729
Where is Portugal?
Just put it in very hard mode.

>>77239010
/HailEris
plz don't make me regret this

>>77239071
mid tier

desu you're less fashionable than your Brazilian colony, sorry

>>77239097
You're actually cool, just try a better resolution pic and doing something like hiking.

>>77239136
I know that, people don't care about us.

>>77239097
Picture isn't bad, you might want to add another couple looking more casual though
Bio seems simple decent but you could try filling out your requests with some shit about looking for language partners since you're learning moon roons and Russian

You tried scripting? That's guaranteed messages

>>77239004
I'm sorry, i wanted to say the exact opposite of what you understood.

>>77239097
Get more pics. Also why is your collar up so high on your neck?

>>77238729
This site is easy mode as the UK. You must be ugly or something, I get 250+ views a day without even scripting and I'm on and off.

Russians, Thais & Italians are my biggest customers

>>77239562
>I get 250+ views a day without even scripting and I'm on and off
wtf are you featured or something
Post your profile buddy boy

>>77239562
>I get 250+ views a day without even scripting
hmmmm

I hate ugly people.

>>77239670
hate yourself

>>77239301
Dunno, the suit was weird.

>>77239232
I tried, only got boring af messages

>>77239208
I could but I can't right now after breaking my knee

>>77239693
the government should kill ugly people. They are useless to society.