/brit/

someone else make a new and let's let this earlycunt's thread die

poo am doing

NO MORE NONCE VIRGIN 'FUS EDITION
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>>76842049
>>76842049
>>76842049

yanks out

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anime

Forest Gump, dire film

Hate how this runt makes a the new eidtion super early just so it makes sure'his' edition is used. This is exactly what killed brit/pol/

WE ARE IN HERE
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>>76842049
>>76842049

do not encourage this behaviour

>>76842092
stay there then

>>76842105
>>76842092
>>76842064
Fuck off

>thread war cunts
only thing worse than earlywankers

>>76842125
>>76842169
fuck off early cunt
>>76842049
>>76842049

This thread has more posters thanks to me posting this.

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Plan: Sleep with contact in, if I wake up unable to open my eyes than perhaps it's still stuck in my eye

>>76842185
gas youself yankee

>>76842201
what have you done

>>76842193
>>76842201
>>76842210
Please migrate to the appropriate thread
>>76842049
>>76842049
>>76842049
>>76842049

why don't more people vandalise mailboxes since there is no chance of getting caught. you could just pour some juice in and ruin everyone's letters

FREE WIFI

>>76842243
>the appropriate thread
>that you made
>that is infested with tripfaggotry
nah

>>76842259
try it and report back to us

poleaboo is in the other thread REMAIN SEATED

>>76842259
because its rude

>>76842259
>mailboxes
FOOOOOOY

>>76842286
>Stop using my thread
>Poleaboo comes to this one

sorry, hes a plague and the simple fact is that everyone hates these disgusting ugly erroneous twitter goblins

>>76842430
HEY

DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING TRIPFAG IN HERE???

DO NOT LINK TO THIS THREAD IN THE DECOY THREAD

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might do a homo 'cide
IE: eat a poison apple

*goes to this thread*

>>76842377
This is a lad innnit

I cried when they shot Medgar Evers
Tears ran down my spine
I cried when they shot Mr. Kennedy
As though I'd lost a father of mine

But Malcolm X got what was coming
He got what he asked for this time
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R.
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star

But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I cheered when Humphrey was chosen
My faith in the system restored
And I'm glad the commies were thrown out
Of the A.F.L. C.I.O. board

I love Puerto Ricans and Negros
As long as they don't move next door
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

The people of old Mississippi
Should all hang their heads in shame
I can't understand how their minds work
What's the matter don't they watch Les Crain?

But if you ask me to bus my children
I hope the cops take down your name
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

Yes, I read New republic and Nation
I've learned to take every view
You know, I've memorized Lerner and Golden
I feel like I'm almost a Jew

But when it comes to times like Korea
There's no one more red, white and blue
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I vote for the democratic party
They want the U.N. to be strong
I attend all the Pete Seeger concerts
He sure gets me singing those songs

And I'll send all the money you ask for
But don't ask me to come on along
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

Sure once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to the socialist meetings
Learned all the old union hymns

Ah, but I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

*jogs on*

>>76841959
Summer > Aisha > Sara > Rosy

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helo lids

OI OI
IS THIS WHERE THE LADS HAND ABOUT AND HAVE SOME CRAC AND BANTER??????????????????

*cracks open a can of fosters*
WAHEYYYY

>>76844041
>craic

imagine this

imagine this fucking sentence escaping the lips of a brir in their gimpy wee fruit accent

cannot fathom anything more laughably embarrassing than having these airwaves tickle my eardrums

so desperate to fit in with the paddies and feel like one of the gang, yet deep down they know they never will

>rub nose
>everything smells of grease

ah yes

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>>76844039
Fuckin hell
it's cara lad

we're in store for a quality thread

Where's her two lips????/

WAHEYYY

>>76844039
caralad!

alri 'bena

>he waited all the way to 280 posts to relink to his shitty gay little thread because it means so much to him that people use his thread

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you lads reckon tim's a nonce?

>>76844133
>>76844130
It's not Caralad you dumb cunts it's the same dutch retard who's been posting about 'pederasty' for a week baiting you. Caralad is gone get over it.

>>76844140
and still got berated for it, sick of autistic freaks coming here. I actually get second hand embarrassment from people like this.

>>76844187

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>>76844187

>UK
Teaches them what they're doing wrong and help them fix their bad habits that were harming their business

>US
Shout at people and give the seating area a makeover without fixing anything

>>76844039
is this real
post cara (64).webm to verify

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>>76844185
good lad

>>76844185
Yeah, but will she go for you? That is the question

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Might have a good go on one those swarthy looking girls with the big arses

WHAT FUCKING THREAD ARE WE USING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo

>>76844338
this one
>>76844187
>>76844187
>>76844187

fuck the earlycunt

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>>76844143

what do you think

>>76843914
4.20

>>76844338
this one. i am completely baffled that people think they should "teach early posters a lesson" by posting their own early threads and causing thread wars

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which country has the best tea, nippon or england?

>>76844143
He plays with toy bears

>>76844485
they have the same teas thanks to globalisation

>>76844387
DUDE GUINNESS LMAO

>>76844636
GARSON CROISSANT HON HON HON

>>76844770
alri, 4.20€ pls

poor people are poor because they can't manage money or control their savage impulses

*recycles*

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I'll get some respect on /brit/ once I get that Cambridge diploma

>>76848537
I say

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Jordan Peterson

Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

Fucking slag

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>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

really want a spanish gf

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huh

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>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

>>76848572
She sounds like a tsundere bully
They are the best

>>76848547
we all benefit from a more productive society through increases in living standards and more free time

education gives you more opportunities to pursue your interests and maybe even making a career within them

universal health care means you're not (or less) fucked if you get ill in some way

liberal political institutions like free speech and right to vote promote fairness and allow people to air and redress their grievances

equality before the law guarantees equal treatment in the courts whether you're rich or poor

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>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

Recycle

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>>76848654

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piss off

>>76848620
april fools

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hmm

http://www.strawpoll.me/13363985
http://www.strawpoll.me/13363985
http://www.strawpoll.me/13363985
poll

>>76848680
Clean me bum

>>76848772
ah yes, women

might post an early new and spam it with pics to make it look active

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tYqRp9-jww


New Woes lads, watching intently.

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>2 threads

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>>76848772

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>>76841959
alri' mate

>>76841959
Who is this girl on the right and why does she look so familiar?

>>76848869
why are you supporting this horrid annoying little spastic's thread

hey guys trying to work out which suicide option is the best for me, any ideas?

I don't like heights
I don't like needles
I don't like drugs
I don't like rope
I don't like guns

>>76851090
> the restrictions placed on commerce and industry and the persecution of non-orthodox thought following the Manchu conquest of China caused the country to stagnate and fall behind the west

good start

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check out the absolute state of this weeaboo
lmao

Literally pointless arguing about what continent is superior. Stay in your continent and we'll stay in ours. We'll meet up for the Olympics

Sorted

>>76851169
drowning

Weird being 174cm desu. Not short or average.

New

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REALLY baked my almonds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_badge

>>76851224
can you ACTUALLY fuck off

>>76851169
wat do you like?

>>76851205
>Stay in your continent and we'll stay in ours
So when are the whites coming back from the Americas and Australia?

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>>76844232
reddit

http://www.strawpoll.me/13364670

>>76851209
hmm good shout seems like a struggle to do it though, i mea i've water boarded myslef in the shower and it's really unpleasent might accidently not suicide if i try that

>>76851247
i dunno, music? food?

>>76851248
>America
>Whites
The aussies are welcome back anytime they wish x

whats the most powerful way to get cheap (You)'s?

ancient rome being very gay is a myth

>>76851297
Figure it out for yourself you silly fat bastard

>>76851297
post arsehole

and they call it a mine

a MINEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76851297
talk about pakis and get lefty/pol/ upset

>>76851255
Don't think so, but even if it was, it's a hang over from the days of barbarism, not befitting a civilised society. It's not fucking hard to treat people with respect.

Mate's mum died of diabetes because she would not stop eating mars bars even after her diagnosis
Can't imagine being a more selfish and stupid cunt

>Christy Mack doing porn again

wew

>>76851297
nice

>>76851382
sauce?

Getting promoted at my tiny company, going to ask for equity lads, i'm a nutter haha

>>76851381
how fat was she?

hes been linking this thread since 6pm dont give him the satisfaction

>>76851208

>>76851255
http://www.mitpressjournals.org/doi/abs/10.1162/jocn_a_00311

sounds like the qing dynasty were a bunch of shits

is there any way to stop tim byrne videos from clogging the fuck out of my recommendations on jewtube?

Hey guys

>>76851381
That's the Scotch for you

>>76851440
Considerably

>>76851449
duh
took till mao to politically/militarily overcome their disastrous rule, and only now is china recovering its economic position

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>>76851416
very smart idea 2bh, using that leverage to get the best possible deal

the only way to outdo the jews is to think like them, you're well on your way lad

Got 500k on old school Runescape, now i only need another 2.1 million before i can afford a membership bond
radical

>>76851543
that will prevent the specific video from being recommended again but because the cunt uploads 6 million videos a day it isn't really useful

anyone else here role play as both a rorke and a rasheed in the same exact thread?

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why is this thread so slow?
post more cunts

moving to Cork in 2018 lads

wish I could live in runescape

>>76851596
well that's what you get for clicking links in /brit/ you absolute queg end, hope you've learnt your lesson

Business Idea: devalue the pound until it's worthless and nobody can afford anything, whilst having no exports to boost

>>76851642
where from, why, for how long, hopes, dreams wishes?

wish i could live under a qt girls bed

>>76851620
use the proper thread
>>76851208

>>76851702
too many questions
mind your fucking business

>>76851642
>>76851574

late capitalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44XtW4GmgqY

Reckon I just figured out the plot twist to this game less than 20min into it

I am pretty sure this girl who only communicates via email and has apparently just run away from home is a rogue AI that has escaped its containment at a research facility and gotten to the Web

What town or city best represents iconic British culture?

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>>76851729

>>76851642

just a couple of questions mate..... where from? and why?


and what are your hopes, dreams, and wishes?

Been in the other thread for the last 20 minutes wondering where everyone was!

>>76841959
stop spamming these fucking noxious vapid cunts

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WTF is wrong with her head?

>>76851761
York, Edinburgh and London for the good bits

Birmingham, Glasgow and "London" for the bad bits

>>76851761
millwall

>>76851795
>>76851795
Looks like Allison Pill

SAY IT WITH ME: "THE FREER THE MARKET, THE FREER THE PEOPLE"

>>76851761
Hull

>>76851822
*claps*
*cheers*

>>76851682
yes daddy c:

>>76851838
'ce

>>76851822
The Fuhrer the Merkel, the Fuhrer the people

>>76851838
>* * * *
buy her ice cream?

>>76851865
ISWYDT

taxation is theft

love wanking again now

willy has a particularly ripe aroma

>>76851896
business idea; increased taxation for runts who call it theft

property is theft

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>taxation is theft

>>76851896
Nah taxation is taxation, theft is theft

the communist manifesto is my bible

>Pygeum extract (more precum)
>Zinc (more cum)
>Lecithin (more cum)
>Celery seed (more viscosity, whiteness in cum)

I haven't fapped since Saturday. I just feel really agitated. Is there any point continuing?

always forget that Australia and Canada are technically monarchies

>less is more

Dunno why Gordon Ramsay pushes this meme so much in his shows

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>ah yes, women

inflation is theft

>>76851950
>technically

They are monarchies in exactly the same way we are. Liz 2 is Queen of Australia, Queen of Canada, Queen of the UK and Queen of a few other countries.

She just happens to live here

lads my town has been hit massively by immigrants
last year, i saw a black person in the town centre maybe once a week, but now i see dozens of muzzies (burqas and everything) and black people every single day.
what the actual fuck happened?

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>>76851950
God save the Queen of Canada

changed my mind about Macron, he's actually a good lad

>>76851925
thief

why did elliot rodger kill himself over an inferior gender if he was a superior gentleman?

he could have pulled any 6/10 slag in a club

>>76851997
wtf

>>76851991
Dieu sauve la reine du Canada

>>76852006
the pains of being pure at heart

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>>76851987

>>76852042
yer da's yer uncle

>>76852006
he was a mentally ill narcissist

>>76852011
he thinks France needs a king and he's being authoritarian af changing France radically (and cracking down on certain mosques)

>>76852006
he was mental

Want a cute gf with blonde hair in pigtails wears glasses and has a slight lisp

>>76851927
that fella's in paradise desu

>>76851949
pls rspnd

The United Nations Space Command called an emergency meeting regarding North Korea
had no idea the UNSC was a real thing
cool

>>76851987
It's happening everywhere lad. The only control we have over immigration is choosing the source countries.

You'll all be saying sorry when Vancouver is a beautiful futuristic landscape comprised of hapa millionaires while london is just brown sludge

>>76851896
as someone whos dumb enough and poor enough to pay taxes, i agree

>>76852126
just have a wank for fuck's sakes, why do you need validation from us?

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APOLOGIZE

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hellooOOO leftypol discord

>>76852006

he couldn't. women have an impulsive aversion and disgust for incel genes. aspergers, virginity and betaness is visible in your body language, always subconsciously, sometimes consciously if you're real spasticated.

the plan

>wake up at half 7
>wageslave until 5
>get home and shitpost for an hour
>go to gym
>back for half 8, have dinner and shitpost/watch films for a couple hours
>bed time
>repeat

hmm yes what an interesting life I lead
You will notice there was no mention of a gf there, that was not a mistake

>>76852159
>APOLOGIZE
fuck off yank

>>76852060
we need a macron, labour and tories are both useless

>>76851931
taxation is a subset of theft, therefore taxation is theft


#pwned

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cooltural marx-i-sum is infecting the miynds of da yoof

>>76851999
make that triple

>>76852163
that impulse weakens with alcohol

>>76851948
sounds fantastíche

>>76851896
good post, don't mind the runtoids

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>>76852171

>>76852233
pretty decent gimmick this

>>76852233
tee hee

>>76852216
Literally wrong, they'll overlooked your looks, but some painfully in secure weakling will never pull

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>>76852187
THE MOOSLEMDS AH KILLING OUR LGBT

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JUST completely rebuilt th' car lads

>>76852176
hmm yes I agree we do need a globalist willing to be a lapdog to Germany and Brussels

Good example of a rorke opinion, that term is horrendously misused these days

>>76852272
used up all your urine in the process?

sad that wanting a wife who stays at home and looks after the kids is now a radical position

taxation is fefft

>>76852233
Cartwheeling

>>76852289
Many times lad

>>76852273
macron isn't a globalist he's a national socialist

I WANT A HOUSE A FREE HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76852290
Fuck off misogynist, this is an equal opportunities general

>>76852290
bigot

>>76852060
ah yes, liberals

>>76852272
What game?

>>76852272
need this game desu. but don't have a pc

>>76852290
white people having kids together is racist

jews have destroyed the nuclear family ideal with cultural marxism

>>76852290
it's not, but it should be. housewives are useless and pointless. women must work.

>>76852341
HOW ARE WE COMMUNICATING?

>>76852047
ugly nigger freak

>>76852233
Do like this gimmick

>One shot at life
>Fat

It's really not fun to be fat. It's not worth it.

>>76852367
noseberg

reckon that my prolonged benzo use is causing my vasoconstriction. my arms and legs are always numb and my balance is fucked. NEVER TAKE BENZOS FUCK

>>76851949
>>76852126
i really think that nofaps best benefits are really seen in people who are full on addicted to porn. its a fun experiment to run on yourself and maybe you're just hitting a wall, but when you break through that wall you can see some benefits to energy levels or whatever.


but masturbation/orgasm's good effects outweigh its drawbacks. for every meme ted talk you find telling you not to jerk off to porn you can probably find 5 studies showing the health benefits of orgasm. what i do to get the best of both worlds is that i try to jerk off without porn from time to time, or make porn a special treat for days when you want to go all out. faps feel better with no porn since you take longer to jizz but when you really work on it and focus on the sensation of doing your business it really does feel a lot better.

>>76852373
GCHQ are monitoring this thread and you just committed a class A race crime

consider deleting this post

>>76852385
nearly took this bait

>>76852367
Bad opinion

>>76852367

schlomo goldbergstein

>>76852387
no
>>76852420
t. lazy housewife slag
work *cracks whip*

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>>76852373

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>it's not, but it should be. housewives are useless and pointless. women must work.

>>76852392
the only thing wrong with porn is it sort of isolates you more from society

instead of going out and finding a nice slag you're sat in front of your computer wanking yourself into a sock repeatedly every friday night

this is cultural marxism

leaping to the defence of housewives is very telling as to how middle class and nostalgic /brit/ is

https://youtu.be/Ezo-T32KHT8

SO

BRAVE

i wank exclusively to softcore things. is this the optimal strategy?

don't watch porn and my wanks barely last 2 minutes

what time do they pick up the mail?

>>76852454
nobody wanks into a sock

>>76852496
yes

>>76852476
no one cares noseberg. by all means put your half paki kids in the daycare and have them grow up autistic

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doing a think

>>76852489

r/incels again lad?

want to call the ex lads, don't think she cares about me any more though :(

http://www.strawpoll.me/13365005

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>>76852489
>jump-cuts several times in a sentence
shan't

new thread where?

>>76852545
Gotcha

>>76852489
>I am le shy and anxious
>spends hours filming herself, editing it into a video and shares it with thousands of people

fucking lel

>>76852557
beta runt

>Coronation Street actually has a gay pastor
The fucking state of England

>>76852602
well I'm not going to ofc, may never speak to her again unless she reaches out tbqh

ALRI LADS JUST GOT IN FROM WORK LOL KILL ME PLEASE

GLOBALISTS RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME
GREAM
GET THE MUZZIES
BOMBERS, BOMBERS KILL YALL KILL YALL
I GREW UP ON THE 'SHEED SIDE, THE EAST END DARK SIDE
STAYIN ALIVE WAS NO JIVE
MUSLIMS THROWIN HANDS
DADS KEKED BY BLACK MANS
SO THEN WE MOVED TO RORKELAND
A YOUNG YOOF

having a coffee and a brandy

>>76852630
'cie 'act 'ith 'e?

>>76852604
would batter him into a coma

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anyone remember the kev gimmick?

>>76852666
haven't a clue what this is meant to mean

>>76852290
its not radical its just that the globalists have created a generation of servile sheep who think that not having a family and not having a wife is counter culture and cool

#ConservatismIsTheNewCounterCulture

>>76852658
my willy except not the little bit on the tip

>>76852502
not at all true, I did it earlier

NEED a 6ft tall chinese gf

would you be a househusband lads?

>>76852333
My summer car lad

>>76852699
'gises
'cide 'act 'ith 'e?

>>76852735
yeah

do british girls like the foreskin?

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women were a mistake, lads

>>76852750
go outside and ask one

>>76852750
yeah it's all they know

>>76852710
you're nobody

>>76852496
thats probably ok


i think porn addicition really comes about when people go down the rabbit hole of stimulation trying to jerk off to new and exciting things all the time.


i jerk off to a lot of the same videos all the time and most of it is just girls masturbating themselves or softcore shit, or if its hardcore it'll be realistic looking rough sex rather than like.. some bitch blowing a midget while suspended from meat hooks for the 8th wank of the day

>>76852741
suicide pact?

yeah why no

got called anteater dick in the walmart bathroom

*bangs your mum*

was in greggs today and some lad said that i was made of tnt

where can i hear uk girls talk about willies

>>76852758
single tear on the page

it's shite being scottish

>>76852820
bit gay

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>>76852842

sometimes i forget to eat food lmao
haven't ate since last night
my brain is mush

>>76852862
do you think she ever rubbed her fanny with that finger?

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>>76852887
yeah

>>76852862
i'm sorry, did I hurt your butt?

>>76852907
>>76852862
post feet

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youtube knows me too well

need a webm of sara fingering her fanny

>>76851208

>>76851208

>>76851208

Recycle