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tfw no gf edition
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/balt/
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FUCK OFF
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>>75970352
not really. supporting small local businesses is a good thing.
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>>75970215
I wish
Imports are cheap enough but you need to find a specialty shop since every shop here sells only one thing and it's a massive pain trying to find someplace specific because google is useless

That and driving around is really stressful during most of the day when it's busy
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>>>/tv/83835224
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love god
hate abortions
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>>75970406
Wahey wahoo wahee hahaha
GET FUCKED
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>>75970406
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>>75970362
hmmm lets try this
>>75970358
delet this
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Me in the pic
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>>75970358
need a qt gf to cuddle
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>go on indeed.co.uk
>look up jobs in my area
>all require being some sort of sociable normie
>most need previous experience (have none)
>all low paid
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HOLY OPEN PISSBOTTLES BATMAN! A NEET IS BROWSING 4CHAN!
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twink with an eight inch willy ask me anything
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>>75970476
just apply anyway
the experience thing is a meme
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>>75970496
how do planes work?
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>>75970401
Can't find a picture to do it justice but supermarkets have a decent selection here. I suppose it doesn't help you're in the middle of the Jungle though, Hanoi would probably be the same
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>>75970508
i'm scared
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>>75970527
trust me they will not reply anyway
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>>75970527
then dont apply. just stay in your room and stagnate forever. just dont bitch here like a gimp.
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>>75970540
i don't think i'm cut out for this whole "life" thing anon
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>>75970517
Not in the middle of the jungle, but this whole city is pretty new
I live in the "old" part of it which was basically a small provincial town built by the French before the 21st century
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tfw no bf
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>>75970563
dont worry anon, the normies will get their comeuppance in time when society collapses
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>>75970303
gin is a weird choice of a gift t bh
how many people drink gin
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>>75970527
theres nothing to be scared of
chances are they wont reply anyway. Its frustrating more than anything
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>>75970603
millions of people
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>>75970476
>most need previous experience
they all say that 2bh. unless they state specifically the level of experience and qualifications required I wouldn't worry too much about that.
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>>75970600
we'll be fucked just as badly haha
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>>75970603
think you're forgetting that not everyone lives in australia where gin might not be that popular. absolute moron.
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>missed eth
>missed byteball
>missed mne
>missing etc
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feel like crying desu
wish I'd never been born
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>>75970603
there's gin for sale every place they sell alcohol, someone must be buying it, think about it
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>>75970635
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>>75970641
>australian
>thinking
lol good one
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>>75970610
>>75970629
thought it was a bit of a niche drink worldwide.
does he have it straight or mixed
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>>75970624
not true because I can kill myself at any time
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why don't the poor just stop being poor
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up on melancholy hill there is a plastic tree
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>>75970603
gin is very trendy over here
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>>75970664
just shut up mate. we're not interested in your ignorance.
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>>75970630
Crypto is a mess
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how did you lads get jobs
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>>75970563
it will all soon be over
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>>75970603
been quite an uptake in popularity here in recent years
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>>75970691
>get qualification
>apply for job
>get job or dont
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>>75970517
Imagine paying premium for Corona. Some nice selection there tho. Hoegarden is also overrated.
Want to taste that Tuatara. That's a reptile that lived with a bird.
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>>75970691
having no ambition and doing jobs far below my intellectual capacity
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>>75970664
Not neat
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>>75970701
it better
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is there a gin internet defence force or something
was a simple question lmao. where's the hate coming from
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feeling
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>>75970715
no one cares. fuck off.
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GIN DISCORD OUT
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How much sugar are we talking here, and what do I have to do to earn it?

Also
>mom
>hull
???
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>>75970712
what jobs
how did you get them
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>>75970728
hello ginpol discord
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>>75970691

By living in a first world country

You wouldn't know this feel
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>>75970742
B&Q
applied
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what can you mix gin with
just like the occasional gin and tonic myself
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One of the animals has left his cage today
Off in search of better things it seems
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love gin
hate bruce simple as
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can only cum to asians lads
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>>75970756
lemonade
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>>75970691
i went to law school and graduated...
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>>75970765
dont believe it
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what would actually happen if a muslim unknowingly ate bacon? would they start melting or something
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I'm going to kill myself, I hate my life, and myself, I've never been happy and I want too much that I can't have because I'm an incompetent, useless fuckwit. I don't even deserve to live. I deserve to die painfully
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poo inevitable very soon
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>>75970783
I'm not a teenage girl
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>>75970804
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>>75970784
ah yes, life on easy mode
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Hendricks is the best gin.
All there is to it. gidf fuck off.
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>>75970715
I think old ladies drink gin.

>>75970681
>>75970728
Who the fuck elected you to speak on behalf of /brit/? You're the one who needs to fuck off.
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>>75970822
go do it if it's so easy :^)
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>>75970808
hello runt
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>>75970828
>Who the fuck elected you to speak on behalf of /brit/
/brit/ did. guess you missed the election. you can fuck off now.
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>>75970838
i don't do things that take 5 years just because they're easy
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>>75970838
cant afford law school, dont have a job
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anyone else feeling a bit shit they voted Tory?
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i'm not where I should be in life
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Theres a girl im friends with on facebook who was an escort at 18. (well idk what the word is, wasnt just sex she did, she would be rented for weekends away etc by "sugar daddys" and she'd be their gf)
apparently shes now moving to Greece to work in a brothel at the age of 19

This girl went to a private school and has two normal parents.
Imagine that was your daughter
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>>75970857
Yea
Oh well
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>>75970863
Shit parents
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there's literally no job that i think i could do, that i want or that i think i'd get
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>>75970858
Wrong
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>>75970804
I used to feel the same, but my life got good. And it was made all the better by having lots of miserable life to compare and contrast. People who have a shitty first half and a good second half are the happiest, luckiest people in the world. Killing yourself now would be like spending an afternoon cooking a delicious meal, only to throw it in the bin.
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>>75970857
I voted Ukip in my constituency which is even worse when you consider they not only destroyed themselves but told everyone to vote tactical Tory anyway.
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>>75970858
don't fall for society's artificial deadlines
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>>75970857
no because i'm not a turborunt that votes tory
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>>75970804
>>75970821
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>>75970750
it's really hit me like a ton of bricks the last few days
went to uni, reluctantly, just to avoid getting a job for a few years
now there's no escaping it and i just feel like i want to curl up and die
fucking hate being an adult
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>>75970857
every pundit, writer and regular observer of politics is sucking off Corbyn right now
for being an old fashioned honest politician like the good old days so it's natural to feel a bit shit that you didn't get in on this

these are the same crowds who were slating him for weeks not short beforehand

really, the right-wing just needs its own Corbyn more than ever
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>>75970575
>Not in the middle of the jungle
yeah I know, just having a giggle, Tarzan. Still some of the pictures you've posted look really cool.
>>75970709
>Imagine paying premium for Corona
yeah, imagine.. with all that selection too. I'll take a proper picture myself next time I go shopping.
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>>75970897
probably
still though I doubt they gave her the idea that selling your body wasn't a bad thing. That would be feminism
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>>75970958
it's time to leave the country for fun
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cheer up you miserable fucks
ever heard of drugs? society disagrees but they genuinely are an easy solution
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>>75970932
Same. Labour stronghold though, so Tories were never getting anything here. More of a protest vote than an attempt to change leadership.
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>>75970858
wish my life had never existed
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>>75970985
not a good path to take. just have a pint or something
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>>75971008
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>>75971008
ALCOHOHOL IS DRUGS THO
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>>75970985
>drugs
Kys
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>monday mornings

ah yes. truly the best time of the week
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>>75971025
dont care because when someone talks about 'drugs' they typically are excluding alcohol
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>>75971017
>the absolute state of cocaine
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>>75970863
why the fuck would she be a hooker in Hellas?
Literally no money there.
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it's not a drug it's a drink
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>>75970976
and what would i do?
>>75970985
just a waste of money. i'm poor anyway
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it's not a drug it's a powder
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not a druggie just like taking them simple as
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>>75971017
alcohol being bad isn't an argument for other drugs being good
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>>75970974
There's lots of forest around where I live, but the city proper is fine, just pretty crazy with lots of little streets and canals everywhere packed with terrible drivers
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>>75971017
trash
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>>75971017
Love pints
Hate heroin
Hate crack
Hate meth
Love coke
Love cigs
Love fett
Love pot
Hate GHB
Love ket
Love eccys
Love acid
Love mushies

Simple as.
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>>75971055
she was contacted by a pimp on facebook who convinced her to come over
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Do you have any recommendation on new series on Netflix ?
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>>75971125
less niggers
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proper hate myself
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>>75971109
>heh, france and germany are doing well (if you ignore the millions of africans merkel let in), so who cares that the rest of the bloc is in the shitter?
>checkmate wacists brexiteers!
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>>75971143
Fewer
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>get a gf
>stop coming to /brit/ almost completely for 5 months
>she dumps me
>come back to /brit/

alri lads haha
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>>75970919
There's literally no way it'll get any better. I'm utterly incapable of doing anything, I can barely manage suicide
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>>>/pol/129565045


new
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>>75971156
true
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>>75971125

jesus...
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>>75971143
fewer, retard
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>>75971103
The azn driver meme is real. Nobody has a fucking clue. A roundabout here is a free for all. Absolutely mental. Anyway, almost time to to the proverbial punch out. Don't drink snek
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>>75971166
VERY good
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>>75971166
>National Socialism
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>>75971152
the only 2 under sensible leadership are doing great
people need to stop electing memes, and eastern europe needs to man up and take in some refugees
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>>75971166
jca
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>>75971177
don't believe that you've never made such a mistake cunt *punches the fuck out of you*
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>>75971125
>neighbours thought the stench of Mrs Mulo's rotting corpse was her Congolese cooking
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>>75971093
Never said it was. By that graph, pints are worse than smack. It's obviously not proportional to each individual usage, it doesn't take into account that alcohol is massively widespread and therefore causes much more damage. I'm sure if magic mushrooms were legal and commonplace, there'd be more damage from them. They're good, better than alcohol in my experience, but not for everybody.
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>>75971132
Dear white people
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>>75971118
escorts in Athens and Thessaloniki are Albanian gypsy heroin trash. Shes getting into some serious shite mate.
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>>75971166
nazi germany is never coming back
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saw a nigger today
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>>75971190
hello nu-pol
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Just fapped to Maddy O'reilly getting throated by a steroidal BBC
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>>75971166
is there a thread for Churchillism
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>she was contacted by a pimp on facebook who convinced her to come over
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>>75971220
tanks
i'm watching it tho
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>>75971113
you seem like a lad whos been round the block'
why are there so many jokes about ket? whats so good about it
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>>75971233
ironic because nazi larpers are nu-pol through and through
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>>75971223
yeah they're probably going to get her hooked on heroine or something
surprised her parents let her leave haha
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>>75971160
Exactly what I thought. Stretch, drink some water, tea or coffee if you have it, clean yourself, get some sunshine, get some food. Do what it takes to hang in there. The only constant in the universe is change.

I'm serious about sunshine, it has special properties.
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hate reddit flags
hate JFs
love gimmicks

simple as
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>>75971190
what's wrong with National Socialism?
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>>75971224
This, why do people keep larping so hard as a dead letter ideology? Just write it off already
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>>75971254
hello leftypol
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>what's wrong with National Socialism?
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i've fucked up my life lads
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>>75971274
Hoping you're full of shit.
Romanians don't even do Greece.
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>>75971290
LOVE PINTS
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>>75971293
you don't know what the future will be like
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>the absolute ignorance of amerirorkes
wtf is wrong with them
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>>75971282
o-okay if you say so, I'll try
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life seems to be a series of constant disappointment.
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>>75971393
improve your diet
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>>75971361
honestly like my brother is friends with her on snapchat and was the one who told me all this
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>>75971180
There are zero road laws here as far as I can tell, and no common sense on the part of people
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>>75971393
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>>75971328
answer me.
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>>75971399
yeh that'll fix it
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do you smoke, /brit/?
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>>75971250
Ketamine is is literally horse tranquiliser. A mate told me about a ket head who was fucked up on ket and started trying to pick off and smoke the bits of fake foliage from a Warhammer wargaming table. My mate was really stoned and couldn't explain what it was. He could only say "it's terrain," and the ket head didn't know what that was and kept smoking it.

I haven't taken all those drugs btw. Just hate heroin because I lost a mate to it, hate crack because my mate got hooked on it and changed (he's off it now), and I've been attacked and robbed by crackheads. Hate GHB because it's a date rape drug. I've taken the rest apart from meth though, and they were all great.
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Desperately need to get fucking hard and savagely, unrelentingly and brutally, by a big muscular Orc.
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>>75971381
>right wing shmorky

Bet he's a pedo too.
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>answer me.
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>>75971418
ummm no i dont
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>>75971406
Okay bud.
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>>75971411
>he fell for the (((women))) meme
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>>75971418
no chance
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>>75971293
same goes for communism tbf
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>>75970358
Desperate Croatian genuine whores are mass emigrating to Eire tho

Just tell her that you'll pay her an euro an hour for her to be ur gf
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>>75971353
never too late to sort yourself out
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national socialism has failed every time it's been tried

>>75971454
no ones advocating for communism in this thread
let it go
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>>75971420
>Ketamine is is literally horse tranquiliser
it has many medical uses actually. a simple google search would tell you that but you prefer being ignorant instead. interesting.
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>>75971418
smokers are jokers
so yes
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>>75971449
those are big thighs
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How long do you lads reckon it'll be before paramilitaries are marching on British streets again?
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>>75971426
>pedo
fuck off yank
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Should I buy this chair lads

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/sofas-armchairs/armchairs/ikea-ps-2017-folding-armchair-art-90353158/
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>>75971430

answer me you cuckrunt
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>>75971495
they march on british streets most days no?
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yanks are good lads if you ask me
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need to find some desperate fat girls that aren't complete pikey scum
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>>75971481

it hasn't though, it transformed Germany from the nightmare Weimar Republic to one of the most powerful nations in the World.

If he just didn't invade other countries...
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>>75971499
Looks uncomfortable
Get a Poäng
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>>75971418
Only the electronic cigarette to try and stop.
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>>75971508
Seems a bit biased tbqh senpaitachi
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>>75971465
nah it is
no social skills, no friends, no interests, KHV, no talents, no job, no connections, no ambition, nothing
wish i'd just die in my sleep
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>>75971495
12th July is a fair estimation.
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>>75971482
Is one of those uses horse tranquiliser?
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>>75971525
germany was a little cuccboi to western and soviet powers for 40 years
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>>75971523
come to leeds
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WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I COULD SAY?

THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY
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>>75971552
nope.
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>>75971418
Smoked for 20 years, quit a month ago. No intention of starting again. Was actually pretty easy to quit.
>>
amazing how far the virgin walk meme has spread since the first pic was made in /brit/
we still got it lads teehee x
>>
>heroin is literally an ocelot pain killer
>>
>>75971507
paramilitaries?

no
>>
>>75971576
giving up anything is easy if you're a weak-minded runt.
>>
might do a food consumption
>>
i wanna be sedated
>>
alcohol is LITERALLY a bat deliriant
>>
>>75971592
ah yes, the ham sandwich jew
>>
>>75971507
>>75971545
ah right, I mean on the Island of Great Britain, not Northern Ireland
>>
last exam for the semester tomorrow

only 3 more semesters till i have my masters degree
>>
>>75971563
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketamine
>It is the primary intravenous anesthetic agent used in equine surgery
WRONG

Bit funny that you called me ignorant when you're the ignorant one.
>>
literally just broke down crying thinking of the future
i'm so fucking scared lads. i don't know what the fuck i'm going to do
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>>75971587
...said the nicotine addict.
>>
>>75971636
ah right make that clear
most people understand british as any territory in the united kingdom of gb and northern ireland
>>
>>75970358
I'M BARNSLEY 'TILL I DIE
I'M BARNSLEY 'TILL I DIE
I KNOW I AM
I'M SURE I AM
I'M BARNSLEY 'TILL I DIE
>>
i find myself looking up the etymology of words dozens of times a day
>>
>>75971636
Northern Ireland is British clay.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY&t=4s
Got strafe germany
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>>75971647
You need to read How to Stop Worrying and Start Living by Dale Carnegie.
>>
i find myself looking up ways to tell yanks to fuck off dozens of times a day
>>
>>75971527
Bit of a tubby and they look really flimsy haha
>>
>>75971683
What's the etymology of "etymology?"
>>
>>75971699
predictable post from a boring cunt
>>
proper millwall me
>>
>>75971647
commit suicide with me
>>
>>75970462
>you're dumb
in image form

we haven't evolved past playground squabbles have we?
>>
>>75971688
i'm too fucking depressed, pathetic and lazy to do anything except post on here never mind read some bullshit self improvement book
>>
>>75971719
tubby post from a fat cunt

fuck off
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my life haha
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>>75971716
don't know
>>
>>75971722
can't
too scared and not while my parents are alive
might just break down in front of my mum when she gets home and see what happens
>>
browsing reddit
>>
hahah holy sh*t lads just realised I don't have, nor have I ever had, a gf
>>
>>75971685
Wish we could just sell it off tbqh
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>>75971733
watch the golden one's videos
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Ireland is Irish
none of it is british. Fuck off proddy scum
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>>75971734
>>
>>75971733
If it was bullshit I wouldn't have recommended it. Enjoy your completely pointless and unnecessary misery, instead of being happy and comfortable with the exact same life.
>>
>>75971776
>no volleyball gf
>>
>>75971721
Nothing worse Nothing, than being on the tube with Chelsea cunts. Old school Millwall or anyone else cannot compete with their asshattery.
>>
there are four lights
>>
>>75971769
Had sex with a girl for two days. Does that count as a gf?
>>
just circumcised myself
>>
*rips off your arm and starts playing it like a guitar*

GO GO! GO JOHNNY GO GO!
>>
>>75971819
no
>>
>>75971787
i don't want much in life anon. but i literally have nothing
suspect my parents would kick me out
>>
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finding life increasingly pointless
>>
neighbour came running up to me screaming today

asked her what was wrong

apparently the pet yank had a little episode and crawled in through her window during the night

might have to put the tubby runt down if he keeps this behaviour up
>>
Some of you depressed buggers just need to bang on some music and put the kettle on.
>>
nothing wrong with yanks honestly
>>
>>75971862
join a war
>>
>>75971778
You're welcome to it and (((them))).
>>
Had a nightmare last night where I had to go into an Iceland

Safe to say it was as grim as you'd imagine
>>
>22
>£20k in the bank
>£10k in cryptocurencies
>solid income without wageslaving
>/fit/, not exactly bad looking or too short
>know I have it better than 99% of the world
>still depressed

ah yes
>>
I realised ages ago life was pointless. just kind of shrugged and got on with it anyway
>>
>>75971819
don't think so but you need to understand that you ARE a normie
>>
>>75971917
piss off normal twat
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>>75971862
i didn't until lately
i had a shit few years, but i thought i was on the up. until i realised, thanks to my parents, i have to get a job.
>>
anyone else ever wake up screaming?
>>
>>75971917
time to move on to the next step: the gf
>>
>>75971917
>still depressed

you mean still feeling sorry for yourself
>>
>21
>23k AUD in the bank
>nothing in cypto
>a skinny runt and 5'7
>have it better than maybe 45% of the world
>not that depressed but i can see it happening soon if things don't change

ah yes
>>
>>75971959
what's the difference
>>
>>75971917
>solid income without wageslaving

Being on the dole isn't a solid income m8
>>
don't understand money at all and I have very little of it
>>
>>75971942
No but I woke up farting the other day. Was a bit embarrassing because the window was open.
>>
>>75971968
you live in australia
you're top 1% whatever you do
>>
>>75971959
most people assume the absence of joy is depression
those fuckers have never quit opiates cold turkey and lived through it
>>
Embarrassed myself on several occasions on my outings this morning x
>>
kind of like my solitude. can't be arsed with people most of the time so don't really care if they don't contact me
>>
aÏŸÏŸ
>>
most likely going to be one of those seemingly normal men who remains alone their entire life.

just cant see myself ever finding a girl who will be interested in me. not that i'll know if a girl is interested or not due to me being a shy awkward sperg most of the time.
>>
>>75972008
outings?
>>
>fascist is considered the worst thing in the world but a communist isn't

hmm......wonder who could be behind that
>>
>>75972014
Same desu, I'm not Elliot Roger enough to say I hate people or anything but I do get sick of em fairly quick
>>
>>75972031
Yes I do occasionally leave my room
>>
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>>75972034
>>
>>75972034
>communism
>everyone gets an equal share of everything

>fascism
>do what we say or we'll kill you

umm
>>
>>75972034
a certain tribe, perhaps?
>>
turns out the cold cajun chicken breasts in lidl I so love eating comes from fucking Ukraine

don't quite know how to feel about that 2bh
>>
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>>fascism
>>do what we say or we'll kill you
>>
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>communism
>everyone gets an equal share of everything
>>
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>Enjoy your holiday, mate
>You too
>>
Natalie Dormer

Normer
>>
>>75972058
the slavs?
>>
>>75972090
?
>>
still dont know what fascism even is exactly haha
>>
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>>75972091
Good Post

Ghost
>>
>>75972091
FONT
>>
Want Ruth Davidson to emasculate me x
>>
fucking HATE socialists and communists

hate reddit tier yank libertarians as well though

also hate radical centrists
>>
>>75972060

It's almost unbelievable how stupid people are.
Even when something is done over and over again with the same horrific results you can still talk a new generation of idiots into doing it again.
>>
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>>75972060
>>communism
>>everyone gets an equal share of everything
>>
>>75972121
like, gamergate and stuff
>>
>>75972149
intent matters
>>
>>75972121
haha me neither
>>
>>75972058
Jordan P. quotes this guy all the time. Is JP secretly antisemitic?
>>
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>intent matters
>>
Jordan Knight
>>
so in communism, a shelf-stacker will be paid or given the same as a highly qualified and intelligent brain surgeon?

how does that work?
>>
>>75972178
critics of communism generally are as a rule
>>
>>75972212

it doesn't.
>>
>>75972121
It's the application of aesthetics to politics.
>>
>people mixing communism with facism

uhm, try again sweetie, the USSR under Lenin was a literal paradise, only after the FASCIST Stalin got in power did it go to shit.

Note how every communist leader has also been a fascist dictator, proof that humanity cannot lead itself, as power corrupts them too easily.

Communism of the future will be lead by machine learning AIs, and will usher in a glorious age for us all
>>
love antisemitism
>>
>>75972185
haha oi message me back on fb lool
>>
>>75972205
>>75972205
>>75972205
New
>>75972205
>>75972205
>>75972205
>>
If everyone was good, communism would work.
But if everyone was good, there would be no need for communism.

CHECKMATE COMMIE FAGS
>>
>>75972121
read "the doctrine of fascism" if you want to understand it
>>
>>75972121
A political ideology that views the state as an organism and promotes health, strength, purity, unity, beauty and social cohesion as the primary virtues.
>>
>>75972034
No one knows what fascism means.well there is a gauge but whatever. Thatcher qualified.
Franco and Hitler were very different.
Combined they didn't get get a Communist bodycount. Mao, Stalin, Pol pot. hundreds of millions collectively.
>>
>>75971741
that sign looks like the motif Chad has on his t-shirt
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