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>>75968406
alri

>normies talking about sex
DELETE
|DLETE
DLETLEL
DLETLE
EDLELTE
DELTELET
DELTEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75968418
this doge has mental hair haha

Dare someone to reply to a thailad post with a picture of a raccoon
haha

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you arrive in cardiff

that disgusting nonce is back

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pulling the trigger and buying tickets

brit pakis on suicide watch

reminder the Aussies only make good psychedelic stuff cos they're off their fucking faces on drugs most of the time

Straya is ari.
Rip Maisiebro.
mental hair

>you'll end up a Terminal 5 or the mean fiddler#

what did he mean by this?

>>75968432
Don't listen to this man, he has some kind of baffling agenda

Wolfenstein II looks alri

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>>75968440
STOP FUCKING BULLYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75968405
Tame Impala are shit

>>75968436
>posting pics from their FB here to "convince" people ITT
dire

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>hahah, p-pub crawls suck. i enjoy sitting on my computer like a true patrician and shitposting about pakis and pooing

imagine travelling from Canada to New York for some dead pub crawl

jesus wept

>>75968454
good post M8, I can really smell the petrol

Bill Clinton was impeached

>>75968436
posts like this really highlights the cringy cultural differences yanks and leafs have to real countries. utterly fabricated and artificial fun. and buying tickets to enter pubs as well. fuck me the utter state of you.

>>75968459
go be wrong somewhere else

Hate Pakis
Love 'namlad
suspicious of 'gendas

>yanks on a "pub" "crawl"
Imagine I've attached a picture of a vomiting frog to this post yeah

>>75968462
I can genuinely only count 1 fit bird here

(far left, brown hair with glasses)

If you're good looking just walk around and walk into crowded bars

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>>75968464
your words hurt more than you know

>>75968460
>>75968463
>>75968470
>pls stop having fun

state of you cunts. no wonder nobody ever invites you to a night out.

>>75968436
wouldn't want to go out with any of them
they've probably been to 4 pubs and they're already jumping around and dancing everywhere

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got a job offer kek

>>75968462
they're fun with your mates in your hometown or some big trip to the city to go mental and do a poo on the subway

not paying for some sterile coddled middle class hipster trip around new york with some "guides" telling you when to have fun

>>75968467
already disproved your nonsense in the last thread

EYO RYAN... RYYAANNN

EYO HOW LONG WE GON BE UP IN THIS JOINT? 20 MINUTES? A'ITE THAT'S LIT BRO

uh yeah hey there can I get a pitcher of bud light please? extra ice, thanks

>>75968470
good post

>>75968490
You're supposed to go to the pub, buy a drink and go to the next
mong

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Sun's going to come up in less than an hour and I haven't had much sleep if any yet.

>>75968500
no you got an interview offer

>>75968505
>go to a city you know nothing of
>try to go to some lively club
>wait in line and never get in
>end up going to some divebar with sketchy homeless people that smell like piss

ah yes, very good.

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>>75968490
>caring this much about the opinions of anonymous shitposters
>especially anonymous shitposters in /brit/

#JustCanadaThings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0WzLXijeCM

Manlets eviscerated from the face of the earth (I wish)

>>75968508
That's a fact you mong.

fucking christ leafs are beyond the beyond

As a rule I don't pay into pubs
you're getting proper scammed if you do

>>75968459
this

King gizzard is better

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>>75968496
thoughts on americans? on pints?

>>75968562
the zealander is the worst

>>75968541
what is your argument lad? a fake scenario in which we don't get let into a club?

you're paying through the nose literally just to stand in not 1, but 4 pubs with a group of other people

you're paying for a babysitter because you're a billy no-mates

quite sad

>>75968541
Just walk around the lower east side and look for places that look crowded. Not hard

Canadians never post anything good. At best their posts are utterly unremarkable, at worst it's this cringey tone deaf yank shite. Join me in the anti-Canadian crusade.

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thought i was alright today but suddenly depression washed over me like an icy tsunami

>>75968464
petrol isnt a drug

>superincel93

1/4 the way through my shift lads

>>75968578
no

>>75968569
reckon if I was in America for st patricks day it would be good craic desu
wouldn't have to buy a drink all night

reminder that when Americans go out to "clubs"/bars, they have dance routines that they learn and perform in unison

I am not taking the piss here

for example, one of the dances they learn and perform when the song is played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrCUEjSzLAk

>>75968580
haha

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>>75968580
iktf
the spectre of work looms over me

>>75968580
fucking hell lad
i was gonna say watching the sound of music today has made me depressed over how shit my life is
fucking depression fuck off

hate it

>>75968541
man what?
I mean like heading down to Toronto or something to get fucked then take the subway/bus back

>>75968573
what's your argument? that paying for a notoriously expensive city's covers and drinks on our own rather than letting some local give us pointers is stupid?

fucking christ you're a mong. you sound like you haven't left your house in years

>>75968572
There's multiple, which one is bad?

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what does /brit/ think of my wings?

>>75968615
josie

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>>75968590
didn't want to read this

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currently toiling

send help

>>75968600
well the trip is revolving around visiting NYC, not solely to go the bar. that's just what we'd be getting up to at night.

love terminal 5
hate mean fiddler

What countries of europe would recommend me to visit?

I want countries that are not members of the European Union


Who are not members of NATO


And countries where the euro is not used at all

>>75968603
>rather than letting some local give us pointers is stupid?

ahahahha oh my life mate you can't be serious. You think these are just locals that know all the 'cool' places off the beaten path? mate they're paid by the pubs to take you there you fucking spanner

>>75968620
grim

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had a think and figured out my ultimate erotic fantasy
>walk into room of 10/10 alpha chads who are talking amongst themselves about chad stuff
>go to sit down on my own for some work
>one of the Chads casually calls me over and asks me to sit on his lap
>sit on his lap like he says
>Chad starts casually feeling me up while continuing his conversation
>Chad is groping and feeling all over my torso and starts chewing on my ear while i squirm against his erection
>Chad works one of his hands under my pants and jerks me off while all the other Chads keep chatting away like nothing is happening
>cum like a bitch just from Chads ministrations
>Chad slaps me on the ass and tells me to "run along"

>>75968603
why don't you LEAF your house and pay a local guide for a wristband and directions to walk off the nearest cliff you dribbling hysterical yank runtoid

never speak in my presence ever again unless it's to issue a full apology for your snivelling little existence

Some of you lot need a good necking.

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>pay for a pub crawl only to find that a hench, 6'4 black man is in your group


Wut do?

business idea: impeach drumpf

love sausage bean melts
love orange lucozade
hate being called a racist

>>75968621
She's a Brit though

>>75968631
Costa Rica

>>75968580
got the reverse for me, was feeling exhausted and dreading work but now I'm here I'm happy aha

>>75968631
>I want countries that are not members of the European Union
Only the shit ones aren't in it (that'll be changing when we leave)

>>75968650
grim

>>75968578
i think most of them are literal teenagers

>>75968633
>>75968642
>get free cover in NYC where they'll most likely dog you for 20 bucks to enter

why can't you admit you're wrong? it's embarrassing. you sound like friendless losers who are bitter at the world for having fun.

josie is a 4'11 femlet lezzer with A cups

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>>75968642

>>75968668
No bars charge cover here

love pints. love 'em

hate wogs. hate 'em

>>75968675
hot

>>75968668
clueless cringey yank

>>75968631
Switzerland
Norway (hear Oslo is nice)

>>75968661
Switzerland is nice

>>75968580
I think you're ari mate

>>75968675
She's in my city soon apparently, might leave some gimmicks around town as a prezzy

>>75968653
I already live in costa rica

>>75968661
Have to be European countries that are not members or the stupid European union, or NATO shit

>>75968668
so you're paying to go to 4 pubs you know nothing about that are paying someone to take you to rather than 1 or 2 where you know you'll have a good time

deary me

>>75968682
no bars or just the smaller ones?

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>(that'll be changing when we leave)

>>75968701
MissAlice is so pure

haha hey lads

going down to York next weekend and i've only gone and treated myself to a bar crawl extravaganza! Only £6 and they give you a free map and jaegerbomb! waheeeyyy

love being a socialite

gimmick idea: reply to every JF post with 'what part of britain are you from?'

>>75968705
>Not in NATO or EU
genuinely don't think there's a single country worth visiting that meet these requirements.

>>75968721
No she isn't she fingers herself in camera for a living
What inspired you to post this drivel

>>75968722
>jäger bomb
Would rather have a pint.

>>75968696
Norway is in that NATO shit.


I would not visit norway

>>75968627
>pay to enter Four (4) and ONLY 4 pubs
>one *free* bud lite per pub then 20 minutes of nu-male screeching until the handlers muster up the heard and drive them down the cattle trail to the next pub and repeat the process.

4 drink total latter and the pack is going MENTAL

>>75968715
No bars charge cover here.

>>75968746
leave him he's not worth it dave

>>75968751
you mean a pitcher?

>>75968730
hmmm dont think you understand the concept and purpose of /int/ and generals

>>75968711
mate can you fucking read? feel like i'm talking to a wall. you get into the bars with your wristband without waiting in line and you get complimentary drinks and special deals like free shots with each drink

sad. i can just tell how you're seething at the mere thought of someone leaving their house to engage in social activities

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bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum DOO DOOO DO DO

>>75968746
Wrong

>>75968751
have you ever even had a pint

I know yankistan uses imperial but I just can't imagine being able to order a pint in the US, yanks just aren't normal enough to have pints

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>leaf going on about how we have no mates
>is paying $22 to go to pubs with other people (on his own)

think the irony's lost on him chaps

>>75968765
It's NYC. If there's a line, go down the block to the next bar.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed tooooooooooooooooooooo pooooooooooooooooo
need. to. poo
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
need. to. pee
i'llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
the priviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Have blond hair
White skin
Blue eyes
Pink lips and nips
I am a POC racists

>>75968752
I doubt it'll be invaded, so whats the problem?

>>75968801
>White skin
bit racist

>you get into the bars with your wristband
hahahahahahaha
just imagine his limp little wrists flapping about in the breeze

>>75968811
Are you oppressing me?

>>75968782
Depends on the bar and the beer. Cheap lager is typically a mug, ale is typically a pint.

What's wrong with pub crawls you pedo nonces

>>75968784
>on his own

clearly said going with the lads. sad that you have to lie to make yourself feel better.

>>75968788
yea but being in nyc you want to visit the best places. if i wanted to go to a regular pub i'd go to my local

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the fu

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>ahaha you are veeeeery smart my friend, coming here you get de free shots ah? maaaach bedder than de other places around here - oy vey! here is your free boddle of beer and a free, wadered down shot!

woah the culture in new york is so different from toronto, better hire some local guides and a packmule to carry my bags

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Lads how the heck do we make Australia like this ?

>>75968626
me too
my
manager broke his arm though so nobody is supervising me

don't know bars charging cover means

>>75968846
invite them to join the EU

>>75968741
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarus


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andorra


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia

>someone having fun? bloody sharia doesn't allow this

can always tell when it's a paki behind a post.

>>75968843
you'll need a sherpa mate, they know all the local hotspots

>>75968835
No good bars will allow pub crawls.

Never seen wristbands out tbqh

>>75968846
balkanise?

>>75968801
>blonde hair
g*rmanic subhuman

>>75968862
They're nearly all complete gash

>should I go into the bar over there? looks lively
>hmm no we must wait for our guardians to take the approved pub on the list

>>75968864
Why don't you just go to the pubs on your own

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You arrive in Newport

>>75968862
Out of all of those I'd say Switzerland is the only one really worth visiting and I'm pretty sure they're in NATO.

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>Leaf actually thinks he's going to the creme de-la creme of New York bars
>not just 4 bars that pay the pub crawl company the most to get feet in the door

>>75968846
it already is in melbourne lmao

my mates are all italian greek and croatian

What's stopping you from just following a pub crawl without wasting money on a ticket?

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If you're with your friends, just get drunk and walk around downtown going from bar to bar. Live here boyo take my word for it

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>Russia isn't worth visiting

>>75968888
dont want to wait in lines or go to shitty divebars

>>75968862
Andorra, Liechtenstein and Switzerland are the only ones worth visiting from that

>Dude these wristbands are dope! we didn't even have to queue!
>there wasn't a queue
>yeah but if there was we wouldn't have had to join!

who here /moneyhoarder/

>only drive a shitty hatchback that I maintain well so it never breaks down
>Diet consists of chicken, rice and beans bought in bulk
>rarely go out, only ever buy stuff on deals
>mid 5 figures in the bank
>house 1/4 paid off

Don't get how all these chads and staceys live in a constant cycle of debt, yet they have the nerve to call me out for being cheap

>>75968916
I wouldn't fancy it, looks grim.

>>75968918
The best bars in nyc are small and offer $15 mixed drinks. The pub crawl will not take you to these places.

>>75968918
do you think the sort of places that have to pay to get feet in the door are good?

do a think

>>75968920
Is there a problem with others?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnia_and_Herzegovina

>>75968862
Switzerland is really fucking boring. Just saying. You'll remember this if you visit Geneva.

>>75968910
without a guide? are you nuts!

>>75968937
>$15 for a mixed drink

that sounds awful

It was only $20 what's the big deal

Are you lads memeing?

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>>75968865
maybe a translator too
bringing essentials only, plus my battlestation of course

I bought pass

>>75968987
>
prove it

>>75968965
You sip it over the better part of an hour m8. You should also be doing cocaine intermittently

>>75968896
Switzerland is not in NATO

>>75968995
don't think that's included with the wristband

>>75968997
You're right, I just looked it up. Go there then.

>>75968970
just the idea of paying for a manufactured experience is silly, yet very common today among numales seeking something "genuine" yet easy

>>75968970
it's just some losers trying to take the piss. like the vietlad who goes to a foreign country only to post on 4chan 12 hours a day

>>75968470
American rave culture is the cringest shit ever.

"HAAAY ANYONE KNOW MOLLY? I NEED TO FIND MOLLY!"

Fuck me dead just die.

>going out without doing stims

Sounds grim

>>75968954
I'm sure Sarajevo at least is nice but out of those on the list those are the nicer ones.

I'd avoid Moldova and Ukraine, Belarus too

>>75968987
proofs???

>>75968922
>Diet consists of chicken, rice and beans
>5 figures in the bank
whats the point? Wouldn't you rather get some enjoyment from dinner? What are you planning to do with your bank money?

>>75969039
>>75969043
Lmao

>>75968470
only idiots do that bud

>>75969064
buy chicken rice and beans

>what should i do today now that i'm in vietnam where drinks are cheap and expats are many?
>should i go out? have a drink? meet some other people in a similar situation to me? maybe shag a prossie?

>shan't. need to post on 4chan and wank to anime

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half way through my shift

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*the landlord stands behind the bar, drying a freshly-washed pitcher with a Coors logo emblazoned on the side*
*your number is called over the speaker system and you approach with your ticket in hand*
*the landlord raises his voice so you can hear him over the World Series game currently playing on the plasma screens dotted around the bar*

>Can I see your wristband mate?

>>75969084
He's one of us now

Just did a diarrhea poo lads. Feels like I lost 5 pounds.

>>75969084
I go out enough I think
you're just getting pissy now and attacking me because you got flustered

>>75969053
I was in The Ukraine for like 2 hours on a layover, wondered out of the airport a bit with a beer and got ambushed my 2 boy-scout looking coppers. They took a bribe of 5 quid to let me finish my beer and not waste my time (apparently you can't drink on the street there)

lovely place.

my god I'm a disgrace haha

no idea what job i want/would be good at
no clue how i'd get a job
no clue how i'd beat out others in an interview

>>75969101
it will be worth it lad when they let you have 2 weeks of vacation hehe

>>75969053
I would visit Moldova, Ukraine, and Belarus

neck deep are welsh

>>75969123
>wondered
wandered*
Always do this

>>75969064
I'm /fit/, you kind of get used to it after a while, I can actually cook too when I need to impress.

I just feel uncomfortable spending large amounts of money

>>75969128
thats what bennies are for

russia is the largest country on earth yet the people who go there stay in petersburg and moscow alone. I want to ride the trans siberian railroad and visit every shithole in siberia 2bh.

>>75969120
nah you're an uppity cunt who needs to take a look at himself first. you're here all day mate. go out and take a walk. enjoy your time in vietnam.

fucking hell, do i need to buy you a wristband?

>>75969115
pics x

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Just want to hug her, ruffle up her hair and tell her everything will be ok

>>75969147
isn't it a massive hassle to claim them
plus my parents would likely moan at me

>>75969150
>I want to ride the trans siberian railroad and visit every shithole in siberia
enjoy getting robbed, beaten, and murdered in your sleep

Chocolate qt Goddess queen on Victoria Derbyshire front row

>>75969169
no not really, you just have to pretend you're applying for jobs and updating a log

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz8WdIfo2Ws

can't fathom having a passion that you can't turn into a career / not having a passion at all

it must be a fate worse than death

>>75969150
google street view goes all the way across siberia. i spent hours looking around one day. it was quite the experience. found a beautiful secluded lake with a small resort town by it(by russian standards) and it was a hub of activity 100s of miles from the nearest city. surreal

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A pub crawl will take you to "Bar and Grill" type places like this I imagine.

Beer pong in the back. More beer pong upstairs. Piss on the bathroom floors and girls inhaling fried food.

>>75969196
does weed and masturbation count as a passion

ME AND YOU

SETTING IN A HONEYMOON

>>75969207
where in nyc do you live? are you jewish?

>>75969219
Yes

>>75968634
they were damn tasty

why do people seem to think that brexit is off now?

>>75969250
which people think this?

>>75969207
christ that looks fucking dire

>>75969250
Cos it is?

>>75969188
sounds boring
>>75969196
dont have any passion

>>75969207
ghastly

>>75968869
>allow pub crawls
How do they stop it? All you need to do for a pub crawl is go between different pubs

>>75969250
We voted against May's version of it

>>75969158
I do go out every day, usually just out to eat or the gym though, or out with the gf at night
dunno what I should be doing besides using 4chan, not like I have any other real 'social media'

>>75968620
noice
i'd consume bones and all right now.
flipping starving

مي نىگگا ۋخات دىد يوۇ ساي تابوۇت خ تخې لاست تىمې ۋې ېخاد تخىس دىسئسۇسىون اند يوۇ تخوۇگخت ى ۋاس ا گوود تىدېا

ابسولۇت لي دېگېنېراتې اند كېك فور بېلىېڭىنگ تخىس

يورتخلېسس سخېىت خى

>>75969270
makes me sick

the makeup just makes their skin worse too

>>75969281
All bars have bouncers. A group the size of the ones he posted wouldn't be allowed in.

Business idea: Sell wristbands that allow people to beat the shit out of 4 canadians

>>75969284
but she got the most votes, and there were all these other issues seeing how it was an election and not a referendum. Silly line of thought.

>>75969307
Only squiggles welcome here are Thai and Georgian.

>>75969330
mate butter knives are banned in the uk, fuck off with your huffing and puffing

باتلاق شرایط دمار از روزگارمان درآورد گوز توالت

ابسولۇت لي دېگېنېراتې اند كېك فور بېلىېڭىنگ تخىس

Alerting the MI5 to all these terrorist scribbles.

الحب مكاييل

my father is trains

انجام یک پو

back to islampol discord you go

>>75969150
https://www.google.com/maps/@62.0535244,63.4666379,3a,75y,37.31h,89.55t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swj-jRKx4gu81cRloIMMgLQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

found the road with street view in siberia

>>75969353
only thing we'll be needing butter knives for is to scrape you up off the kerb once I turn you into margarine son

we could call it "I can't believe it's not Yank"

janny

>>75969404
أكره باكيس

Islam discord out

از روزگارمان درآورد گوز توالت

>>75969318
>>75969397
deja vu

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>only thing we'll be needing butter knives for is to scrape you up off the kerb once I turn you into margarine son

>we could call it "I can't believe it's not Yank"

رئيس جمهور باتلاق توالت گوز نیست رئيس جمهور من

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>>75969397
>>75969433
If by deja vu you mean mindless reposting

>>75969444
would love to suck on those nips

ما پادشاها

Ethereum is unstoppable lads

I cringe over the conclusions I have of people hours later. I have such incredible temperament swings that I can post as a rorke and a rasheed within the same day.

نو گیممیک

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>>75969461
Is it too late to buy in

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I cringe over the conclusions I have of people hours later. I have such incredible temperament swings that I can post as a rorke and a rasheed within the same day.

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عکس سریع

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might convert to Islam

Literally cant stand:
Yanks
Paddies
Jocks
Southerners
Krauts

>>75969488
fucked it

>>75969461
correction soon

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>fucked it

موضع به معنای واقعی کلمه نمی تونم:
آمریکایی
شالیزارهای
خرده کاغذ
جنوبی ها
آلمانی ها

>>75969503
convert from what?

>>75969477
I'll be buying some more soon but mostly just for trading into other coins

>>75969504
چه در مورد ایرانیان؟

>>75969513
How soon

>>75969528
prefer not to say

stop typing in scribbles and swirls

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>>75969163
Why?

The past few days has been the funniest shit in UK politics possibly ever.

The entire media ate shit, all the Blairites ate shit, the Tories ate shit and you have Corbyn acting like fucking boss strutting around.

نیاز به یک دوست دختر

>>75969504
>>75969522
jock translates to chad in persian roflcop

>>75969513
how long they been saying that for?

>>75969540
hello leftypol discord

Unironically had a wet dream came in my fucking pants lads

>>75969555
yeah i'm bullshitting

i'm just pissed off about digibyte and having literal scraps in eth. i couldve easily have put in more at the time when i bought in

>>75969540
this, along with corbyn not actually getting any power, made it a great election

>>75969540
rudy

>>75969577
تکان شدید و سخت دور

>>75969577
I masturbate too much to have wet dreams

>>75969539
stop being so racist you cisgendered devil

found the cure to phimosis lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496245564427.webm
regularly insert your willy here for a month and you're golden

>>75969588
corbyn is literally more powerful than may at the moment desu

>>75969596
poo

>>75969629
um no sweetie. may is PM (for now), corbyn is leader of the opposition

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>>75969547

>>75968534
they need me more than i need them

>>75969615
I do masturbate often though it's just I went a day without I think

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSvJgRSiJSM

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having a good old think about my life

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>>75969667

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>>75969699

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>>75969708
skinnylets btfo

>>75969698
Still wiping out to Clarke to be fair

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karen

ጠፍቷል በኮንዶም

kinda want to come off sertraline lads
been on it for a year now and i'm sick of feeling numb/tired

might go and spend my rent money on fags lads

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Finally found some snake wine this morning after searching forever yesterday
2scare to drink it though

>>75969755
you shouldnt take SSRIs unless being off them make you literally suicidal

might go and rent a flat using fags as currency

might go and rent a fag using my flat as bait

Heading to the filling station for a pot noodle and an Ireland's Own.
Anyone want anything?

>>75969775
Can't imagine why you'd buy this, reminder a Viet basically told me it's poisonous.

is 8pm too early to go to bed
dead tired

sick of these catholics making fun of the dup
n-no surrender

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the gf (XY) just sent me this

>>75969792
i was about a year ago

>>75969823
Because it's cool and my inner 12y old is happy

>>75969849
more like XXY haha cause s/he has an extra chromosone because s/he looks like a downey lmao

>>75969886
THAT ONLY VFUCKIUNG NAPPLIES TO THYE 23RD CHROMSOSOME FUCK

>>75969775
Make a new /Brit/ lad.
pickled snek edition. do it before some yank

>>75969876
There is that I suppose, ornamental if you're into that kinda thing. Don't drink it lad, I don't think it will actually bring you much harm in moderation but still.. tempting fate a bit.

>>75969898
haha whatever you say cunt

boys are so mean i can't believe i like dick

might lose some weight

XXY are just boys with wide hips and tiny testes haha
XXX is where its at

>>75969945
What? Are they? I don't think they are! I'm a boy who likes dick too and I'm the nicest :3

>>75969915
On my phone
>>75969918
Locals are such lightweights
Hard enough to find spirits that are 40% let alone higher

>>75969954
really should but love beer and pastry simple as

>>75969962
preferred you lads when you were squiggling arabic.

been feeling very hungry lately lads, yet my weight is the same and i have more abs definition

don't get why

>>75969969
very gay post

One of you stupid cunts make a new thread before I fucking lose it

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>father owned a house at 22
>I will literally NEVER own a family house

Ah yes, capitalism

>>75969945
>>75969969
This Dick bloke must be a good lad.
>>75969979
Strange really, you could run your car on Thai Whiskey.

might smoke a cryptofag and call it e-cig

>>75969980
love pints
love doughnuts
love crisps
hate exercise
simple as

Going to copyright calling the DUP 'DUPed' when they have to legalising abortion

I know two of the members of Tame Impala and fucking despise them

Arrogant cunts

>>75970012
buy cryptocurrency. it is the ideal communism that'll make you rich

>>75970034
Thought tame impala was just one bloke with some people who come on to help play live

How on earth does a wet dream work lads? Nothing is touching my dick and yet it just ejaculates? I'm on my way to becoming some kind of monk at this rate