Culture Pals /cp/ gen13

>>74564305
/LETTERS

add me, I desperately need to increase my friend count.

>message a super qt I know irl on interpals because only method of communication
>she hasn't been on in 15 days and who knows if she even actually uses the site
:(

I wonder if she'll ever see my message

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Goodmorning /cp/

cheating whore edition

:(
>):
:(

>>74564670
Are you the cucked anon from the previous edition?

If i was at my computer, i'd post pics of that qt goth with pale skin and pale nips i talked to a while back. Remind me tomorrow to post the nudes

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>tfw you find out your qt is a DIRTY FUCKING WHORE

>>74565037
I love dirty whores
post her profile

>>74564889
yeah. i dont feel good

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>>74565197
Did you cut all contact with her or still talking?

>>74565197
what happened?

>>74565237
>>74565255
She went to bed but woke up again like an hour ago. I'm making her break things off with him. She said she wants to be happy or whatever and she loves me and ect. ect. She wants to prove her love to me.

Shes talking to him right now. As soon as it's officially over, I'm blocking her and going to walmart. Need a new lightbulb

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74565292
Sorry for your loss anon
Some better qts are arriving
We're all gonna make it

I dont really get the appeal of this website, talk to foreign people from around the world, cant you do that on facebook? what are some cool features that CP has?

can i find gay russian twinks on there?

>>74565313
Thank you Italy bro.
Thankfully I reconnected with my old Ukrainian qt recently so I'll have a distraction I guess

you should post profile anon

I just want my old qt back, guys
Why did she block me?

>>74565372
You welcome dude
A-also n-no...S-shy, maybe I'll post in the future

>>74565084
Listen to this man. The best thing you can do for your bros is to tell them who the village slut is.

>>74565483
lol /Dezzzz
add me

threadly reminder: serbia must die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISWPU50HLc

Will an Israeli qt convert to Christianity for me? :3

How do I delete my Interpals account? I didn't use it for a few years, now I need it but I don't want to edit all my edgy 18 yo profile.

>>74564991
yes sir

I'm never drinking again.

>>74566144
wont you get dehydrated? :((

>>74566144

I say the same thing the day after social drinking

Ok I remade the account, I need an advice from professionals. I'm ugly af, do I still upload a photo of myself or go for something else? If so, what?

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how many of these does it take before my account is gonzo? lol

>>74566144
iktfb

>>74566329
what did you do?
lmao

>>74566312
Uploading a picture of something that isn't you kind of implies that you're hiding something.

>>74566368
i got mad at some girl that blocked me for no reason so i reported her and the reasoning i put "shes a cunt"

lmao

/naomymazariego
goddamn
out of my league, best of luck brehs

>>74566399
>16 years old

>view profile of guy with deformed looking face
>his pics have tonnes of comments saying how cute he is
Why does this always happen? Is it just people trying to make them feel better? t. autist

>>74566620
It's that black guy?
People are just showing how good they are.
In general they're just stupid cunts.

>>74566669
Nah I'm not talking about about one specific guy, I've seen it happen to a fair few.
But yeah you're probably still right.

>>74566620
sounds like me lmao, I dunno man I think most of them just want me to comment back, maybe some want access to my country and a few of them are nice people trying to build up my confidence?

>>74566565
fuck she put her age wrong lol
didn't read profile just saw pictures

>>74566399
>/naomymazariego
she probably looks like shit without the make up.

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I used interpals often about 2 or 3 year ago. I'll be honest, it's a far different place now. In fact, I would say it's a shell of it's former self with basically no one visited the site. It seems to be like a silly dating site now.

I met some really cool people, and did a few pin pal exchanges. I'm still talking to one of the girls now daily, and she is a very good person.

My only advice is to be yourself.

>>74565674
I'll add you in a couple days when I get back into interpals
I should be the only regular Italian on /cp/ anyways

>>74566991
>My only advice is to be yourself
normies...

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>>74566991

Am I a catfish if I lie about my job sometimes?

>>74566991
>My only advice is to be yourself.
this desu unless there is one specific girl you want to impress, then for the love of god do not be yourself.

>>74566991
jus b the only u that u and only u can b

Knock, knock!

How do you guys even muster the resolve to upload your pics on ip. If even ONE of my friends found out, it would be the end of my social life.

>>74568067
Why? Surely at worst they would laugh at you for a couple of weeks and then forget about it?

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>>74568067
i have no friends or social life

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>>74568067
How could they find you if they aren't on interpals themselves?
Chill m8

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>>74568067
Your friends can't discover if you have no friends, just like me.

>>74568102
Why would they?

>>74568503
Idk about him but my friends take the piss out of each other for even the most minor of things, such as having a profile on a website like this. Pretty stupid but it's entertaining so whatever.

I have never once used this site and honestly have no interest in using it, but I still read these threads occasionally.

Why do you spend your time interacting continuously with a single person you'll never meet? Seems cruel.

>>74565918
the one in OP's pic is a Christian though

>>74566386
who she? i'll bully her

>>74566329
wtf ive gotten none of these and im a sick tranny obsessed pervert how do you get one?

Oi oi lads any new goss from the weekend? I've been on a school trip at work with a bunch of annoying kids so I could use a laugh

>>74568805
All those people are lonely in some way.

I thought I had forgotten about this girl, but no. I just woke up after having her appear in my dream, and it was the best dream I had in quite some time. Fuck.

>dumb peanut asks about the difference between Holland and the Netherlands
REEEEEEEEEEE

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wew i think this is this my most savage burn this month

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wrong photo ugh baka

the fuck is with korea and french bitches

>>74568892
Dude I'm moving to your country, I just got 12 matches in 3 minutes
Also I'll be there next week for holiday, buy me a beer

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How do I escalate things with 2 milfs from my city, flirting is not best skill?

>>74570208
Offer to pay their child support

>>74570251
Technically not MILFs but they are in their 30s and 40s

>ask what's there to do in the area where qt lives
>she says not much
>"you?"
>What?
>oh
>Ohh!!
>haha maybe XD

what does this mean

>>74570208
>>74570317

post conversations.

>>74570354
It clearly means she doesn't want the dick and whatever you do, don't even try to give her the dick.

>>74570354
She wants to introduce you to her bi-bull

>>74570681
Sounds like fun

>>74570681
bible?

Girl i'm talking to knows what 9gag is and brought it up in conversation unprompted - is this a red flag?

>>74571588
Ask her if she likes 2gag too

>>74571588
Just means she's a normie

>>74569368
>>74569338
holy shit, I'm literally ashamed of living here now. We will rename it to Czech REKTpublic

>>74571747
Underrated

>>74571795
Reeeeeee

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A female has a tumblr where she posts female asses and pretty females

Is she lesbo?

>>74570044
ok post brofile

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>>74572616
/traveller2048

Also fuck this girl

Can anyone add me to the discord?
>>74572598
It's vogue for women to pretend to be lesbians on tumblr just like it was on myspace

>>74565313
>We're all gonna make it
no, we're not, stop fucking saying that

mfw /moshpit_crush is from here and i never knew, fucking int

>>74568067
its a LANGUAGE and CULTURE exchange site you fucking pussy
so what if they found out? i anyone of my friends or family finds out i would say its useful for traveling and start cursing them in foreign languages

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best girl

https://www.interpals.net/iihf_esc

>>74573225
she seems almost fake tho, she views me almost daily

>>74573225
thats a fake catfishing profile FYI

>>74573353
or maybe youre just very pretty

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>>74573503
i am pretty kawaii to be honest familia

>>74572929
Not with that mindset, for sure

>tfw your qt loses imterests in you
I wasted 4 months of my life just to feel abandoned in the end ;-; How do you lads stay interesting?

>>74573827
same here, except it was 6 months wasted... but i think my qt was golddigging cheating whore
i guess im just not an interesting guy

>>74573548
mango jyusuu that you??? ::))))

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>>74574453
it might be

>>74574713
mango your;e 12/10 looking guy tbqh. no homo

>>74575031
nah im not mango, im some other sperg

>mfw she asks what body type I like
>tells me hers
>asks me my height
wew this is a good sign right

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>Someone posts on a profile picture of mine
>"nice can u call me on whatsapp"
>followed by a phone number
wat

>>74573827
She's just being shy you know it too haha

>>74575114
you've never used whatsapp?

>>74575170
I have, but its a weird thing to write on someone's profile picture

>>74575233
Indian?

>>74575170
i didnt and a lot of girls called me... am i missing something important there? what its like to use it?

>>74575659
its literally just a message service like facebook messenger, viber, etc.

>>74572929
Tbf the less people that make it the better it is for me

>tfw 4 qts

>>74575383
Algerian
But I also noticed that the profile was made 9 minutes before the message was posted.

So I got a qt that wants to talk on skype, but I'm so fucking tired, if I just did a voice call would it appear bad or would she expect video? Got done with work awhile ago and am fucking ready for bed.

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>>74575819
>boohoo too many girls are giving me their number life is so hard!!

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last night I was chatting with a qt, but then today, it says her account is inactive on interpals....
she asked if I know "gaga" something, I said no and she showed me her profile on there
https://www.gagahi.com/k/jiang

>>74577000
i think its a scam site, if i don't remember wrong they charge you for translating messages or something like that. i have gotten that kind of messages too

account was deactivated for scamming probably

>>74577105
well thanks for the warning.

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>girl keeps visiting my profile literally daily
What the fuck lul

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>>74577774
see
>>74573353
>>74573369
>>74573225

>>74578342
Yeah I figured that to be the case. Way too perfect of a profile, running a script to view profiles.

>>74577774
Is it bad to view a girls profile while you've been messaging with her?

I've done this like 4 or 5 times with a girl I've been talking to for like 4 or 5 days. So like once a day. I can't help it's she's pretty cute, but I'm scared now it might creep her out, but she's definitely looked at my a few times. since her initial viewing.

>>74579057
If you want to see her photos just use incognito you dimwit

>>74577774
>tell her to stop viewing me
>she blocks me
>she then views me again

kek

>>74579496
damn I didn't think it would work but never tried. fuck

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who wants

>>74580252
>Dog filter
You can keep her

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>>74580273
but girls who use them are sluts

>>74580273
This. How fucking basic can one person get?

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easy black girl for anyone who wants
/Houssem237

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>All my QT's are virgins
>All my QT's want to fuck me
>Sadly all live in different countries

wew lad

messaging a girl I used to talk to on IP back in 2015 a year ago, pretending I don't remember her.

Apparently I called her crazy and she won't let it go.

Still pretty cute though, I'd kiss her on the mouth.

Do I smash, yay or nay?

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Tell me about iihf_esc. Why does she visualise my profile everyday?

>>74580971
>bae
dropped

>>74581104
she views everyone friendo, she scripts daily

>>74580273
>her

>>74581104
Perhaps you're wondering why someone would block a man before viewing his profile again

>>74580959
Underrated meme. Mind if I try to make him a meme on /MeNa/?

>>74581283
I'm sure people there would love an easy black girl

>>74581382
Probably the only realistic prospect for them too

>https://www.interpals.net/MyNameIsNotAlex

Step up your game, this guy is getting more pussy than you

>tfw just want to practise my Portuguese but only Asians will talk to me

>>74584185
Practice it with me Pedro, we'll both suck together. I'm not that much into the qt game anyway (or better, qts aren't into me and I just stopped trying)

>>74584385
Remember to say no homo, fellow Italian :)

>>74573548
>>74584097
Is this the norwegian anon?

Good evening pals.

>>74584449
Maybe a bit :=)

No girl on this site ever wants to meet up. They are bunch of socially anxious cunts with no personality whatsoever

Wow these threads are still going? I have posted lots of nudes here. Are girls there still hung up on kpop/k-dramas? I made a fake korean page once and gots lots of nudes. Fucking stupid koreaboos.

>>74584668
Why do you think they signed up in the first place?

>>74584668
ive personally met 3 (?) different women from interpals so its doable, just find someone worth your time

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>>74584668
You just have to dig deeper, lad. With how many qts have you talked so far?

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You know she's after money/citizenship when she's Eastern European only accepts messages from people above 30 an is young herself

>>74584712
post it

>>74584845
>>74584966
I have talked to many over the past year which is when I signed up. So far I have met one personally, we actually live 5 minutes away from each other (I'm not french by the way I just moved here coincidentially). The others I stay in touch with are in different countries across europe but I don't think it is worth making the trip just to meet them because that's silly. This website is for people who romanticise long distance relationships as a way to cope with the fact that they wouldn't last very long living in the same city. What do you Iads think?

Can someone make a qtcrawler for Okcupid too?

Been thinking of getting back into Interpals.
I used to frequent these generals over a year ago, but I was bad at it.

Any advice?

>>74585640
Use good pics, be confident, but most of all
Just bee urself :')

>>74585712
>bee yourself
Never change, /int/.

>>74585631
Just program it yourself, it's easy.

I have barely been active on the site and I've been getting a constant 10-20 views per day because I keep the tab open 24/7. Usually a message every day, some of them even from qts sending me memes.

But I don't want people who are terrible at English anymore. I don't want people who I can't hold a conversation with because they stumble on words every other sentence. Fuck man.

>>74585991
How? I know 0 programming

>>74586124
seriously man? it's the easiest thing ever.
even easier than talking to qts.

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Ok lads, I need our best minds for this. In less 4 months I'm going on Erasmus in Lisbon, and by that day i need several qts to meet. I'm working on getting a decent photo of myself (the only one I have is shit quality, so I need to change it soon), but I can't pretend I'm too much more chad that I am. As an Erasmus student I'll get plenty of thots myself, so my objective is going for qts that I could actually have a normal talk with without cringing. My profile as now doesn't day much, I put interesting but not top pretentious stuff in every field, just a quick and friendly "About Me" saying I want to practice my language skills and have some small talk.
Come on boys, I've got an objective and I need your best advices. As soon as I lock in my designed qts I will tell you more details.

https://www.interpals.net/tariqzafar7

distilled autism

>>74586678
Dude, start messaging the qts you like yourself. Be interesting while talking with them and of course look for interesting chicks. If the conversation goes well, ask for WhatsApp after a couple days. From there you can flirt and see how she feels about it.
You don't have to be a turbo chad to pull qts, just be sure to seem above average and have maybe one or two good features.

>>74586925
>above average
That's going to be a challenge. I'm really pumped though

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>>74586776
>And To All The Pervy Guys!

>Stop being impolite, Im sick n tired of reading your complaints over

>ladies profiles. Good Guys like me are suffering because of you!

>>74585640
Be funny and A/B test your openers

Alright lads I revamped my profile, rate my profile
/Kingvytautas

>>74586971
One day you'll learn the average is fucking low mate

Also US cutie wants to videochat but I look bad on videos :(

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>>74587919
>/Kingvytautas
only thing i can say is that you're 2tall. This is a manlet-only thread

>>74588045
>Stavanger
Lovely place - always wanted to visit.
Don't tell me I'm the tallest >big guy here?
>>74587940
Buy a HD webcam, get some sleep and put on nice(ish) clothes - not too tryhard, but make yourself presentable.

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>>74588045
Is 1.86 considered manlet in Norway

t. might visit Norway for qt

>>74588257
Fuck off sandnigger, Norway is the last white qt haven in Europe

They're all mine

>>74588235
its a really nice city desu, small and cosy. And idk, you might have some rivals

>>74588257
lel no, im 178 myself, and still taller than 90% of women, yet the average for guys is probably 180 here

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>>74588310
>t-they are mine
>you are sandniggerr

>>74573225
>LE EBIN NUTELLA XD
>piercing
no

>talk to girl
>she is not very good at asking questions
>feel like she is bored with me, but still keep it up
>she is finnish afterall, maybe this is normal
>she asks me for my skype, and is now a big chatterbox

feels good bruvs

>>74588235
WhatsApp videochat
Also we literally just exchanged number wtf does she want from me reeeeee

>>74588366
>beady moorish rape baby
So every t*rk then?
>>74588395
She wants to get to know you and "Ged to know each other :DDDD", just don't be a sperg

I never even reached the moving off Interpals stage desu

/idabyr
Muh heart

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I Am White

All De Women Like Me

We Kontrol de White Gerls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsOLYjYomAw

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>russian qt still didn't reactivated her account

I don't pay internet to get this feels.

>>74577774
She called me boring too. Wtf

>>74588772
Just don't get drunk as you did last night mate

/aida100r
Crazy cunt who desperately wants a green card. Shes married but hates her husband and has been looking for a divorce for years. She pretends to be nice but shes a psychotic bitch. Don't message her. And ESPECIALLY don't message her about her loveless marriage ;)

>Tfw only guys view my profile
Why does this happen to me?
Am I really that ugly and uninteresting?

>>74589029
you did this because you know I will do exactly the opposite

>2 hot REAL girls giving me their whatsapp
I either have sick game or these females are about to be disappointed

>>74589116
Post profile, I'll be the judge of it

>>74589089
Share nudes when you get them

>>74589163
Their profiles have been posted before and yall niggas was DROOLIN

>>74589200
I got back into this today, so I haven't seen them.
I meant your profile - if you're actually a chad or just a lucky autist

>>74589200
post them again then bitch

>>74589258
/soc/ regularly rates me a 4/10

>>74589284
I don't give a shit as to what /soc/ rates you
Post profile

>>74589284

You're probably quite funny, funny gets you far

>>74589270
>trying to steal my qt's
ahahah nah man. I already have enough competition from mohhammad the algerian

Holy shit I hit the jackpot with this Russian girl, she's smart and kind

>>74589333
time to start digging through the thread archives

>>74589333
>4/10
>won't post qts
>there's 2 of them
Right, because they definitely exist
>>74589376
Your so funny, just lik the green card system))))

>>74589378
what if i'm fibbin?

>>74589333
is one of them from liverpool?

>message qts
>response rate is almost flawless
>still annoyed because I need to wait for replies
reeeeeeeee why is it never good enough

>>74589447
wana fite?

>>74589477
nah i posted that profile lol she blocked me so you already won bruv :)

>>74589531
o i c

>>74589610
share her nudes if u a real one thou

>>74589666
okiedokie

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>when qt avoids giving you her contact info

You know that feel, right?

>>74573225
Please stop posting this girl.

>>74589861
I don't
Never got beyond small talk with a girl, so I never got contact info.

Starting to wonder why I bothered to come back

>>74589861
>"sorry i only use for work or help others with language!!"

>>74589977
I've had a couple girls add me on facebook, a Ukrainian girl who I talked to on skype once, and an Iranian girl gave me her phone number for whatsapp. That's it.

>you now realize theres several girls who probably bookmarked your profile. but were to shy or nervous to send you a message

>>74590071
How do you guys do this?
I never get views from any girls, and when I do they're asians and slavs who can't speak English.
>Then view girls instead
I do, and I send messages - I either get ignored or the conversation becomes stale af

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Normally I'd ask how I'd respond to this message, but I'm not sure where I even intended this conversation to even go in the first place.

>>74590137
You're not that attractive

>>74590168
>or the conversation becomes stale af
Welcome to talking with disgusting normie girls who've never tried to keep a conversation going in their whole lives because they've been attractive enough to have men do it for them.

>>74590168
I don't even know. Most of them were pretty boring and I stopped talking to them but I've been talking to the Iranian girl for coming up on a year now.

>>74590325
This as well, most girls expect men to do all the work when it comes to holding a conversation

>>74590325
But this happens with literally every girl, like you'd think at least some would make for good conversation
Why
I'm tall, white, not fuck ugly

>>74590071
Lel I got an Irani too recently but she's dull and annoying and just wants the Euro D

>>74590439
You underestimate how many of them there are.

>>74589861
You asked too soon or youre not doing it right

>tell qt to send me pic
>she's not actually qt
I was bamboozled. Tricked. Taken for a fool.
Still gonna try and get her nudes though

>>74590500
its worse when you find out on skype in a videocall. even worse would be finding out in person of course

>>74572717
Why/when are you moving to Korea?

>>74590555
I'm totally gonna skype her within the week though
I really wanna see her tits she said she was kinda chubb

>>74590458
The Iranian I'm talking to seems interesting enough for me. Probably helps that we don't talk every day. I don't think she wants the d though.

>>74588934
she like you, idiot

Should I create an account? Is it worth it?

I'm in need of some money
how hard would it be to make a fake female account and get t*rks and arabs to send me dosh for pictures of feet

>>74590633
Where is she from?

>>74590779
Denmark
Do not engage

/cuteboo98 views me every other day
not sure if she's scripting or obsessed

>>74590573
Not moving, just visiting for a couple of weeks

I want to spend a day where I get perfect photos, but obviously I don't want to make it look like it was on the same day.

What are the best photos I can get in a day easily by my self.

I asked a girl what photo would look really good for tinder once and she said a photo with food, so perhaps I will setup a camera to take a photo of me eating something nice? and make it look like a friend took me eating it.

IDK, a selfie in my bathroom isnt really working I feel like I need some personality.

>>74590888
She actually responded to a message I sent once, because she kept viewing me. Shit was weird, messages were incoherent and bizarre. I'm gonna message her and see if I can make the magic happen.

>>74590888
my alt. Just ignore it.

>>74590968
jusr curious, you the cuck porn anon?
take pics with famous brit things like the eye or big bong or tower of london, and if you really want to then bring extra shirts I guess

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

>>74591142
Kill yourself my man.

>>74591053
I don't really live near London. Parking is to expensive and the trains are a rip off. So it would be a lot of money. Its a good idea, but I cant.

>>74591195
Well you know what I mean, just famous stuff or pretty stuff in general. England's got plenty of countryside to take pictures of/in, I'm sure there's somewhere that'll work for you

>>74589017
That's a must do.
My sister doesn't talk to me because of that.
My parents said that I was always bothering her.

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https://www.interpals.net/gretu-x
>tfw no lith living in Ireland gf

why is life so empty guys?

>>74591382
>Lithuanian living in Ireland
GIB

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>>74590215
fuck u

>>74591523
i wouldnt give her to you if she was mine ;_; she never replied to me

I have come to the conclusion that being English is the biggest turn off ever. I always get more messages first if my fake accounts have somewhere like France or Italy set as there location.

The only thing women like about us is our accent, but my voice is ugly as fuck so...

>>74591549
This seems like something a pajeet would say to a female but the English is to good.

>>74591666
>tfw I've been told dozens of times that I have a really hot voice

It's practically the only thing I have going for me.

>>74591746
>tfw only guys and adults acknowledge how nice my voice is
For fuck's sake

>>74591867
it's a bigger compliment when guys do it, it's rarer for them to non-jokingly compliment people. Especially if you're a guy as well.

>>74591867
yeah im with >>74591976
I have a feeling most girls just say it to whomever, because well, thats one of the compliments i use the most as well

>>74592063
>>74591976
Should I just Vocaroo and leave you guys to judge for yourself?

>>74592181
yes read this for us "ibsens ripsbærbusker og andre buskevekster samt en djerv dvergbjerk"

can you read this for me

"I’m trying to ease one of the hollow plastic tubes from the dismantled Habitrail system up into her vagina, forcing the vaginal lips around one end of it, and even with most of it greased with olive oil, it’s not fitting in properly. During this, the jukebox plays Frankie Valli singing “The Worst That Could Happen” and I’m grimly lip-syncing to it, while pushing the Habitrail tube up into this bitch’s cunt. I finally have to resort to pouring acid around the outside of the pussy so that the flesh can give way to the greased end of the Habitrail and soon enough it slides in, easily. “I hope this hurts you,” I say.

The rat hurls itself against the glass cage as I move it from the kitchen into the living room. It refused to eat what was left of the other rat I had bought it to play with last week, that now lies dead, rotting in a corner of the cage. (For the last five days I’ve purposefully starved it.) I set the glass cage down next to the girl and maybe because of the scent of the cheese the rat seems to go insane, first running in circles, mewling, then trying to heave its body, weak with hunger, over the side of the cage. The rat doesn’t need any prodding and the bent coat hanger I was going to use remains untouched by my side and with the girl still conscious, the thing moves effortlessly on newfound energy, racing up the tube until half of its body disappears, and then after a minute—its rat body shaking while it feeds—all of it vanishes, except for the tail, and I yank the Habitrail tube out of the girl, trapping the rodent. Soon even the tail disappears. The noises the girl is making are, for the most part, incomprehensible."

I really want to hear it in a Canadian accent

>>74591142
Stop posting this shit

>>74592214
I can't speak Norwegian except for "du er ikke en kvinne"
>>74592215
I can't do a Canadian accent

>>74592296
i dont care, do it nerd

>>74592296
do it in your own accent. that was meant to be a reply to the Canadian anyway.

>>74592342
I'm not gonna read that wall of garbage kek, give me something normal to read
>>74592319
I'll throw it in at the end, but expect it to be absolutely butchered pronunciation

I hate not knowing what to talk about because half of these girls give no hints about what they're interested in on their profiles. I can't even find anything I have even remotely in common with these girls I'm just talking to most of them because I want to put my dick inside them.

>polish qt doesn't understand that multiculturalism doesn't mean every group just hanging out with their own
I wouldn't expect more from such a white country desu

>>74592441
aren't we all, lad, aren't we all

>>74584385
Are you Portuguese or Italiano? I want to get fluent in those two languages.

>>74592507
*does mean
fuck

>>74592441
even if they do list a lot of stuff I've still no idea what to chat them up with.

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>>74584668
I may meet with 1 of the two MILFs im talking to, maybe both, there is also this cute girl but I may have to work alot just to meet her so it's a downer, I may be lucky bc there only are like 15 girls from my city

>>74591053
And yes I am. I got rid of that shit though. But I did get cucked the other night and it was the worst feeling ever so never again.

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crazy discussion

>>74592401
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

You mast began to learn Russian!

>>74592928
I think she is talking about her own pet somali

>>74592864
Actually I would just like to clarify on that I wasn't like sat in the corner watching. A girl I wanted to sleep with wouldn't sleep with me and slept with someone I knew instead.

>>74592928
>tfw i actually talk to some guys so I don't feel like I'm there just to jerk off.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15AT8TOW72V

I read >>74592959 and tried >>74592214

>>74592928
hey I talked to that woman but she treated me like a baby :(
She's qt though

>>74593238
bit nasal otherwise you sound like every other brit there is desu. also you did the norwegian one pretty poorly, you can do better! Find a norwegian qt and practice

>>74593238
do it again. You didn't even try to take it seriously and kept laughing throughout.

Imagine your daughter is being raped in front of you and record it again.

>>74592709
I'm Italian. My portuguese is shit though

>>74593074
Poorfag pasta in Russian: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCsClixUAh

pls no bully I can't speak Russian

>>74593298
>You did the Norwegian one pretty poorly
Not surprised - I've spent like an hour on Duolingo and just listened to the text pronounced on Google Translate.

>Find a Norwegian qt
There is nothing more I want than a Norwegian qt, but I can't get any qt let alone a normal one.
>Like every other brit there is desu
I'm Lithuanian, I just have a brit accent
>>74593299
If I had a serious text that didn't make me laugh I could do it properly.

>>74593391
Send that to a Russian qt. It would be hilarious to see their reaction

>>74593354
What language are you interested in? No homo.

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are we?

>>74593239
why did she treat you like a baby?

>>74593528
I'm 5 years younger than her and a mentally ill loser

>>74564305
>talk to dutch girl
>the conv is going ok
>she asks me a question
>i read but dont reply
>blocks me the day after

>>74593522
mystery of our time

>>74593486
I can't send links unless they send a message first, thanks to IP's policy on "no links in initial messages"

>>74593522
No, you're potatoniggers

>>74593581
what question?

>>74593610
Just say something along the lines of "I have something important to tell you". They'll inevitably respond to that

>>74593679
kek

I'm not that bothered - it needs a re-record anyway. I'll wait until the next ruskie inevitably messages me

Going to the shops for beer. Anyone need anything picking up?

>>74593756
Rum, coke and limes

>>74593756
4-pack of Murphy's

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>>74593567
I'm 26, a loser, but I'm also mentally ill.

>>74593858
>tfw no spergy conversations with Swedish qts
WHY ME

>>74593132
that's really shit lad, glad you got over cuck porn though

>>74593858
Hi, jsdesign

>>74593858
Mate you didn't censor your name at the top

>>74593858
nigga you need to at least fake having confidence. dont write that you're shy etc

>>74593756
yeah bring me back some frozen pizza and a few condoms.

>tfw you broke your qt's hymen

>>74593756
No lad. I'm done with booze.

>>74593756
get me tendies

>>74594073
Stobbit.
I wanna experience it too.
I want a virgin - virgin relationship.

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Daily reminder

>>74594262
start talking to 16 year old Portuguese qts

>tfw your 17 yo qt is coming to visit you and you'll take her virginity a few days after she turns 18

>>74593990
qt kept calling me daddy.
I told her I was insecure that I look older than I am. I am autistic?

>>74594383
Yes

>>74594327
Lad I'm almost 21. And I don't like the mentality of portuguese girls.
Probably that is why I'm here.

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Someone else message cuteboo98, I need to get confirmation on this being a bot or being a werido.

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>>74594327

>>74594383
imagine you are at dinner with her family and she says daddy pass me the salt and you and her father both reach to it

>>74594486
This scenario is overused and fucking stupid
Why would you girlfriend call you daddy in front of your parents

>told a girl I ate elephant meat while i was in Africa
>blocked

kek


/Melanierod03 send her messages about animal rights for fun guys

>>74594579
Or how about everyone send a message about how they too ate elephant meat while in Africa???

>>74593640
"why are you interested in lebanon, syria and iran?"

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>>74594579
when i described in my profile that im a butcher no qt ever wanted to message me. wtf i was just hoping for someone interested in a good food

>>74594662

anything, or don't message her.

>>74593927
>>74593943
>>74593990
>>74594310
FUCK, I didn't notice to censor my username at the top.

>>74594579
I'll tell her that you meant elephant meat as a metaphor

>>74594775
Shave your neck beard it's gross

>>74594703
Nowadays every stupid person hates hunting because Muh animals.
I hate every single one of those people.
How do they think that food is on the table? By planting a seed?


>>74594775
No big deal lad. I would recommend using the pic with red shirt.