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SHAT AP BLUD

HAHAHAHA fucking dumb Yanks

fiorentina

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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Danz

You have NO reason to vote for the Tories unless you're a millionaire. I just do not understand why you would vote for them otherwise.

/brit/ should have its own board desu

just won my first game of playerunkowns battleground

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the gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SrxSMHDmE

DO you have high test or are you a low test little BITCH/?!!??!!?!?

>>73934174
not white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDCFmie9fY

choon here

Would hate to have sex with a virgin

Imagine it'd be so boring

>>73934174
hello nigger

>>73934174
me with my hands on my hips

>Labour giving a £10 minimum wage if they win

Pls vote for them lads

chill and anime?

How much money does someone get if their youtube video gets a million views.

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>"Le Pen is a fascist"

>>73934174
hot. mind if I give one of those chebs a squeeze, dearie?

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>>73934106
maybe we could help each other out

Tony Blair 1997 was incredible for this country. Sad how it had to end

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Trump meets with a self-appointed representative from /pol/

>>73934178
stop acting out please

>>73934144
Who will you vote for them mate (((Jeremy Corb*n)))? Also fuck off im voting Tory

mental to think that there are probably thousands of foreign 4chan runts who learnt english online/from video games and can read and write fluently but would probably have a break down when confronted by having to actually speak it

>>73933912
ahh yes, 'sheeds

>>73934158
name?

>>73934163
no I didn't have the opportunity to eat frogs again
it's not really that special really its just frogs

>>73934242

Honestly, my values are closer to the average muslim than to the average european and I think it's the same for most of /pol/.

Without the anti-science sentiment and the ridicolous levels of violence Islam would be perfect.

>>73934242
what happened to Bannon? oh, wait, he became the Easter bunny...

>>73934245
Or you'll do what?

Fuck off.

Hate Zane Lowe

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me walking to work

>>73934285
rorkesheed

>>73934299
you're embarrassing yourself. behave

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>Honestly, my values are closer to the average muslim than to the average european and I think it's the same for most of /pol/.

>Without the anti-science sentiment and the ridicolous levels of violence Islam would be perfect

>he quotes the post in the previous thread

>>73934045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37arZWRs7g [Embed]
i want to go to riga now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IvyeAeEOM

big fan of maxo

>>73934348
good image

>>73934306
forgot he existed

what does he do now

>>73934095
fantastic post

>>73934347
Perfect body please respond to me I'll treat you right

results for tomorrow votes
1. Fillon
2. Le Pen
3. Mélenchon
4. Macron
rest doesnt matter but fifth will be Hamon

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>>73934223

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>Honestly, my values are closer to the average muslim than to the average european and I think it's the same for most of /pol/.

>Without the anti-science sentiment and the ridicolous levels of violence Islam would be perfect.

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>>he quotes the post in the plevious thlead

>>73934348
did this guy shoot himself yet?

>>73934394
Hosts a radio show for Apple or Beats or some shit. Then does pretentious interviews with hip hop artists in between. Probably working on """curating""" another movie soundtrack the cunt

>>73934444

>>73934386
new carti tape was very very good
methinks it blew new kendrick out of the water

>>73934408

that's what they said about drumpf and breggzit

>>73934408
which is the communist

gimmick idea : being in absolute frenzy towards tripfags

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>you walked into the wrong neighbourhood wog*

Hope Macron wins.

>>73934460
the one with like 30 songs?

>>73934447
thought he was alright when he was on radio 1. not to everyones tastes though

>>73934408
CAN'T
STANCHION
THE
MELENCHON

>>73934413
>globalists
basically the normie version of jews

>>73934484
oh, he'll easily win. what Le Pen people don't understand is that France doesn't have an Electoral College

learning about the cuckio meme

>>73934413
who are the wojaks?

>>73934492
the self titled he released a week ago
its bomb listen to it

>>73934463
Mélenchon (the good lad)

>>73934095
kek

>>73934484
sheed

>>73934433
yeah they found him dead, think it was in philidelphia.
Quite funny that /pol/ literally bantered him to death

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>>73934178
Yeah baby

Skin gets oily as FUCK though and I get acne.

In before someone mentions my facial hair. Facial hair is caused by DHT and genetics. Some men are more sensitive to DHT than others, which means some men with his test will get beard whereas some other men won't. That's why you see these skinny runts with beard and some jacked guys who can't grow beards.

>>73934539
he's 4th in the polls you fucking yank
and the journos dropped him
its not a two horse race like the american 'elections'

>>73934539
Macron has the highest undecided section of voters

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>>73934378
>s-chassis everywhere
got one, about to take it off the street so I can actually build it and not want to drive it everyday instead

need some LS in my life

>>73934539
Do leftists still believe they can win


leamo

I think Joshua will beat Klitchko and have a tenner on it

I think Macron will win the election but I want Le Pen

I think Swansea will avoid relegation and Palace will go down

>>73934608
Genuinely grim. Have naturally perfect skin

>>73934608
fuck off normo

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alri lads haha

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>>73934613
we'll see

business idea : swap left and right

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>>73934655
yeah same

>>73934599
>/pol/ literally bantered him to death
what?

>>73934608
>In before someone mentions my facial hair. Facial hair is caused by DHT and genetics. Some men are more sensitive to DHT than others, which means some men with his test will get beard whereas some other men won't. That's why you see these skinny runts with beard and some jacked guys who can't grow beards.


you sound very insecure about your shit beard

>>73934552
shall check it out

he's an impressive feature artist from what i've heard.

used conditioner for the first time

not sure what the point of it is

>>73934176
>see thumbnail
>hmm I'll give this choon a go
>see THAT
>click off within milliseconds

>>73934690
if you don't like lil uzi much you won't really like him

>>73934608
similar face and acne to me desu
you have a huge chin though

Marine Le Pen V Melanchon First Round

Marine Le Pen wins Second round

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ahh so this is how the license fee money gets spent

keep hearing America isn't 'a welfare state' like Europe, when upon even cursory inspection it very much obviously fucking is!

you think those 'Project Niggers' in the Bronx/Compton/Chicago etc would have even been a thing had they existed in, say, Moldova??

and its not just the niggers/spics. the whites there live massively off govt handouts. includin the ones who even have jobs cause the wages are so fucking low the govt literally have to subsidize their wages with dole money

fucking ridiculous shit, yet they keep telling us WE'RE the commies HAHA

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>it's a saturday night at home talking to my ex-gf and drinking episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFGpwXVFo24
moving here bye

>>73934769
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't read post by Irish flags t.b.h.

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4PQHpBhekE

need a gf like twigs

>>73934779
Literally like 10 Americans are richer than all Irish combined

It's very easy to become a millionaire in the USA if you're smart

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>>73934688
honestly wish I could grow one if I'm honest. It has been filling in like fucking crazy this past year though. One years ago I pretty much had nothing.

>>73934764
I think its the angle. Its big but not super huge

>>73934736
>he never played NFS: MW

bin yourself post haste

>>73934768
literally everyone will rally behind the opposition of le pen for the 2nd round

>>73934679
they found his number, people were texting him and he was responding, getting very wound up haha
people kept asking him for his ex gf's nudes and eventually he stopped responding (presumably this was the time period he offed himself)

>>73934769
do i have to pay to watch this clip

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Islam

>>73934837
>NFS: MW
>racing games


into the the meat grinder worthless druggie

>>73934835
fuck off you attention seeking cunt you're just as bad as the fucking algerian

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This is what happens to your revenue when (((they))) don't like the content

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>>73934835
one year ago

>>73934835
>jutting your jaw forwards like a mong

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>>73934807
>it's a the ex hates your guts and all out of booze episode

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>>73934835

reckon stormzy is probably a good bloke

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I tried to warn ppl years ago. The anti ashkenazi rhetoric will lead to bloodshed. Now an Ashkenazi girl who married a Mizrachi man lost her father to the groom's friend who STABBED her FATHER to death on the wedding night for no reason but hatred. It was just aired and I'll post the video when it's released.

>>73934739
find lads like uzi tolerable on features but not for full albums or mixtapes so that checks out

>>73934846
I doubt the French Republicans would rally behind a communist candidate. But we've seen whole establishments Rally behind Brexit and Trump and still lose

>>73934879
I don't get it

>>73934903
nigger

>>73934903
yeah he seems like a sweet lad
shit music though haha x

>Good jawline genetics with shitty skin genetics

God clearly has a sense of humour

Dad put fucking Britain's Got Talent.

The fucking more dire shit this side of the globe.

Swear to god the Rorkes in charge of ITV need to be shot out of a cannon.

>>73934901
By my mother's mandible!

>>73934642
>need some LS in my life
5.3 with a china turbo bro

*curses you*

since when are rorkes in charge of itv you melt

>Why does Abel Tesfaye use the stage name 'The Weeknd?

gee I wonder

>>73935012
*casts spell reflect*

>>73934986
i like some of it but he seems a bit inauthentic haha

>>73934835
*strokes your giant chin*

Business Idea: Kill everyone who isn't ethnically Anglo Saxon

>>73934924
the thing is that the ones that didnt vote during the first turn are going to vote during the second one and mostly against lepen, this already happened in 2002. if le pen goes to the 2nd round there's going to be a huge tsunami created by the media and everyone and their mum will vote against le pen. dont think fillon is going to ask his voterbase to vote for le pen if he doesn't pass the 1st round, so his voterbase will probably split up

>>73934934
$1,100 for 13 million views? Do you think that's what youtubers usually earn?

>>73935060
*waves at the 3 other people left in Britain*

doing a poo

>>73935039
'ke

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The hour approaches...

>>73935067
trollstation is leftist muslim crap

why would they block it

>>73935039
>gee

FOY

>>73934903
he is tbf
>>73935049
>inauthentic
in what way?

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melenchon will win

>>73935048
*screams and dies*

>>73934833
and 10 sandnigger saudi kings are richer than all of you combined

not many violent nigger ghettos there though, are there

>very easy to become a millionaire in the USA
350 million millionaires isn't very practical

>>73935067
yeah

not much money in views anymore

do NOT understand 2001 space odyssey

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>73935086
Anglo Saxons are the majority of the population smelly celt

>>73935108
What the fuck is wrong with you /pol/ mongs? Don't even know where to start with this post

>>73935067
>$1,100 for 13 million views? Do you think that's what youtubers usually earn?
yes pretty much you melt

>>73935126
Red - the blood of angry men!
Black - the dark of ages past!
Red - a world about to dawn!
Black - the night that ends at last!

>>73934879
lol how did you get that pics? are you from trollstation?
but yea 13 mill should be netting you a lot more,

>>73934833
>It's very easy to become a millionaire in the USA if you're smart
how come youre not a millionaire then

Can you recommend me some good films lads

>>73935184
Thats because theres nothing wrong the post dumb rasheed

>More than 100 wives and partners of police have protested in Paris against attacks on police following the killing of an officer on the Champs Elysees.
what are they protesting? to whom? ISIS?

>>73935146
I was once told by a very reliable source that they earned £2,500 per million views

>>73935226
French people probably. Parisians hate the police.

>>73935206
The Holy Mountain

i watch everytime whenever i want to cut my stomach

>>73935168
AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73935140
>and 10 sandnigger saudi kings are richer than all of you combined

no

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>>73935100
I hear you on that one la'

>>73935228
youtube change their systems and shit all the bloody time mate

now theres more people using it than ever before they're not going to shell out as much

>>73935206
re watched some films by Melville recently: La Samouraï, L'Armée des Ombres, Le Cercle Rouge
all toppa top. really some good stuff

>>73935228
Maybe once

There's too many runtoids now, pushes the price down

>>73935206
Read In Search of Lost Time by Proust instead

>>73935100

what hour

also
>film name is from fb
fuckings state of you

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>>73935260
OH MY GODDDDDD

>>73935200
He posted it on twitter and is always complaining about it
The establishment really did a number on after they went to prison

Watching The Matrix films on TV. Has there ever been a more fedora-tier movie made?

>>73935254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgUtrecgezc

EIN ZWEI DREI VIER FÜNF, EINS ZWEI DREI VIER FÜNF

>>73935328
yeah: *your favourite film*

>>73935299
cannae imagine reading Proust in english
must be horrific

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Things I could do with:

a cuddle
a gf
some friends

that is all

>>73935347
Dusenberg

>>73935254
sounds quite cool actually, definitely adding it to the list

>>73935289
not heard of any of them, will check them out, thank you

>>73935299
won't be doing that tonight but I've honestly not bothered to read a novel in years so I'm making a note of it

going for a shower right now so may not reply for a little while

going to upload my new mix to mixcloud

had a pretty unhealthy dinner.

>>73935347
civic

Wish I was born in the late 1800s. Hate the world as it currently is.

>>73935315
John Terry is a Coal Burner, learn something new every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8YYOxiL5Lw
fuck sake
yanks clap at anything

>>73935391
gizza link
dont if its house though

>>73935404
>Wish I was born in the late 1800s. Hate the world as it currently is.

No you don't. Why do people romanticise the past?

>>73935404
fucking idiot

>>73934158
Sure

*Brings in Tyrone*

>>73935347
insurance will be ~1k btw

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doing a clean

>>73935370
wojak looks weird with nipples

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKB9muKp94

>>73935440
>>73935446
Bet neither of you are white and would be living in a hellish African pit.

>>73935423
it was funny

it should also be worth noting that the audience is majority black, they clap at anything

>>73935452
*he's a pale, gingered bull*

gonna give the new arca a listen even though he's a turbononce who's been making the same shite for a few years now

>>73935434
>dont if its house though

shan't then

>>73935452
Big White cock is made for black bois

*lets the beat take control*

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>>73935423

>>73935404
1900 was the best year to be born if you were w wealthy American or British person desu

1. Never have to work

2. Could fight in WW1 for a bit of glory

3. Good explore Asia and Africa still without Western influence

4. Lots of fit birds with loose morals

5. Still religious and cultural

6. Lots of good art from the past and present

7. Somewhat modern technology

imagine being french

horrific

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>2011 was 6 years ago

oh how time flies

>>73935513
not really good this one

>>73935423
just saw this on reddit too

>>73935564
better chance of having a french gf though

>>73935491
I'm a wealthy white middle class Brit and I'd be a lot better off than you. You realise before they had pakis and niggers to clog up the lower rungs of society that seat was taken by white British folk and I can assure you they were treated worse than you could imagine. Unless you come from a rich family you would hate living in the 1800s.

Casino is the GOAT Scorsese film

Love how cheap fags are in asia

got depressed one day and smoked 60 fags on my balcony

>>73935531
Piss off Aussie CUNT

Reckon I'm doing alright at 22. Got 2 cars about to buy another, 1 roommate in a standalone house with a yard and a garage (he's got some other cool cars), got some hobbies, got a career going nicely, no child support payments to make, between gf's but haven't given up hope, stronger (physically) than I've ever been in my life thanks to work, should keep going uphill from here. Depression is a bitch though, sometimes have to sit and go through what's going right to remind me I'm on top of things and not entirely hopeless.

>>73935468
do NOT click this

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>>73935573
>having banter with the lads on xbox after a hard day of school was a decade ago

H-haha, yeah it does.

>>73935468
I would just shoot these people in the head If I had the power

Oh boy it's a brit thread!

>that feel when you don't have to wait 20 hours for a new post to update the thread
>and all you have to endure in return is being around brits!

the missus could go into labour at any moment and I'm sat here knocking back shots hahaha what am I like

>>73935614
How much? Remember them being about 2 roubles (3p) for the cheap ciggies in Russia.

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>>73934045
gonna rewatch hypernormalisation on the big telly and eat a pizza

>>73935544
>3. Good explore Asia and Africa still without Western influence

Legitimately sad I can't go exploring in non-influenced habitable places, never in my life will it be possible.

>this casualty episode

jesus, fuck the bbc

>>73935604
t. descended from Irish criminals

>>73935468
people like this should be put down

what a waste of life and money

>>73935648
We dont want smelly slavs here t b h

>>73935643
yeah you'd be doing the world a favour

>>73935583
used to really rate him a few years ago but hasn't varied it up enough for me

still a decent producer when he's working with someone else like bjork

>>73935633
>having all this
>being depressed
fuck off

>can't drive
>khv
>no job
>depression
>no hobbies

the devil stays in on a saturday night to watch casualty

couldn't make it up

>>73935614
did you swallow?

>>73935666
What happened? Don't watch nonce shit, I'm afraid.

>>73935648
welcome

>>73935648
Don't like it? Fuck off then!

>>73935670
Literally an expat, but I'm more fond of the Irish than most Aussies so close enough.

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haven't had sex in 5 years

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>tfw a brits scotch terrier pup has what I earn in a year in crunchies

>>73935653
about 28p for 20 fags

3p for 20? or per fag? who counts it on a per fag basis

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>>73935638
>ywn come home from school and play CoD again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/0cf014f1-c420-4a95-b01f-dffef24e62a2
Reminder that this is what your license fee pays for

>>73935633
are you buying another car to make yourself feel better

>>73935707
it's about a fat old white racist and the brave black doctors treating him despite his beliefs

GTA5 has sold 75 million copies, pretty shocking desu.

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Not gonna lie, former racist here. It's hilarious watching white people crash and burn

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Wanna fill it up?

>>73935633
>>73935693
I'M MORE A LITTLE BIT SAD THAN YOU GIVE ME E-POINTS

Everything east of France is slavtrash

>>73935741
>he didn't get CoD remastered

[spoileronanonspoilerboard]It's just not the same. It's never the same. Not even this can of Lynx Twist gives the same feeling of nostalgia that it used to.

>>73935739
3p was for 10. They literally came in little folded over paper packets not even proper packets they were so cheap

>>73935739
delete this image mate
only aussies are allowed to post it

>>73935766
your pic is supposed to be saying they aren't though. you suck at this

>>73935739
I know smoking isn't healthy anyway but surely the shit they make for 28p/pack has to be worse for you than in the west

>>73935768
cute!

Have begun the sesh

gutted about spurs losing a while ago

>>73935766
>Every few years the refugee population gets added to UK population

Yes goy, you're not being taken over at all.

Business idea: replace my hard drive with an SSD

gutted about Ireland becoming Sweden

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/855864054052782080
>Opinium National Poll in Scotland SNP 43% CON 32% LAB 14% LDEM 8%

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ah yes women in combat

>>73935850
Why don't you replace your life with a coffin, you cunt?

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>7.5/10 starts flirting with me
>assume she's doing it as a joke or out of pity
>some time later she tells me she would've gone out with me if I'd made a move

this has happened at least 3 times in the last 6 months

>>73935693
Wish I could just "be less depressed" or something but that's not how it works

I remember feeling excited when I was younger and even when good things happen now I don't ever get the rush or surge of happiness. It's just like at best I'm sort of satisfied and the rest of the time I'm not good one way or another.

>>73935870
that seems uncalled for
rude

>>73935834
You see the Irish census doing this with Nigerians? Went from 17,000 Nigerians to like 6,000. Don't worry goyim, they just went home.

>>73935863
ah yes, because how many times you can lift your body weight on your arms has a massive effect on squeezing a trigger

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lads does it make me a normie runt if I play this game and find it comfy

>>73935769
i don't want e points
just have some perspective
>>73935780
lost interest in cod with Black Ops

>>73935920
Some sort of modern art project I think

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>>73935911
>lost interest in CoD with the best CoD

have a thing for this french/irish mixed girl i know
wont do nothing about it though hahahaha not worth the effort it never ends well

>>73935766
Former leftist here, it's fucking hilarious watching labour crash and burn but seriously we can't let Corbyn get his hands on the nuclear codes

>>73935897
ah yes when you have to carry a fuckton of gear or pickup your mate in combat when he's about to die

fucking runt

>>73935735
haven't had sex in 1.5 years

but this could all change with the new gf

maybe even as soon as tomorrow POTENTIALLY

>>73935633
are you rich? how the fuck can you have that much at 22?

i'm 20 and still feel like a kid

>>73935907
Nah, this game is amazing.

Wish I could play it for the first time again.

>>73935878
yeah, women don't seem to have an objective grasp on how attractive they are. this is a good thing

>>73935942
Hello 14 year old child

>>73935863
It's interesting how now women can apply for the frontline roles, they're not subject to the same entry criteria.

I've noticed the height and weight requirements for men joining the Royal Marines is different from women

>>73935863
what the fuck does pushups have to do with warfare you goddamn fucking retard. kill yourself you waste of energy

>>73935961
yanks don't get taxed as much and also earn more money

>>73935920
It's called phimosis and it's a real ailment

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>>73935878
At least you weren't this guy

*pushups you to death*

>>73935780
It's literally not the same. The game plays differently. It's not a remaster. It's a remake.

>>73935863
tbf 44 in two minutes is also completely shameful
>>73935897
ah yes because all being a soldier is is pulling a trigger, not moving around at all

>>73935984
Actually hang yourself you worthless runt. You have never been in the military and should fucking die for being a useless yank.

Also lmao at triggering you so hard fucking white knight beta

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anime

Hi lads I need some advice

>graduated uni in October, no experience
>struggling to find a job
>started claiming universal credit in February
>Lied on my CV and said I've been working
>finally got offered a job, accepted it
>they need a P45, oh shit, don't have one
>planning to say I'm self employed
>also need to call up universal credit to say I've found a job
>they will ask which company

I'm a bit fucked here if universal credit call up the company I just accepted the job at. If they talk to each other, the company will say I've been self employed and the universal credit people will tell them I've been claiming benefits. I'll probably get terminated before I even begin at my new job for lying, and investigated for fraud by universal credit

Thinking about ending it all lads

>>73935920
dunno but I feel like I'd use mine for storage if I had the choice

>>73935961
I do HVAC ~45 hours a week and go to HVAC classes 2 nights a week. Monday and Wednesday my day of HVAC starts at 7am and ends at ~11pm. I'm certainly not rich but I have enough to pay my (relatively small) bills and enjoy my hobbies.

hitting the jitter

>>73935999
SHRIEKING

>>73935940
this

>>73935942
i'm dumb at maths what does the equation mean

shit i thought this is /balt/

i apologise

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Janny Janny are you there

>>73935739
Honestly would do seeing as you asked nicely but i've got 3 (You)'s on it and don't want to lose them

>>73936060
howling

>>73936080
probably shouldn't have lied

could intellectually heem any one of you

>>73935981
well of course it is otherwise none would get in

>>73936080
mong

>>73936116
Janny is dead. Long live the Janny.

>>73935949
Adrenaline m8, middle aged mothers lift cars off their kids and shit. I'm sure they'll be fine.

>>73936045
Nobody ever died because a woman was doing a thing instead of a man. Stop crying.

>>73936118
runt

>>73936111
wolframalpha.com

It gives the CURRENT year a few years ago. Fucked if I remember which year though.

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So many CoD plebs ITT

I would come home and play Halo 2 and subsequently 3 every night. Hours I'd spend on it with my friends. Best times of my fucking life.

Now online gaming is ruined for me except if I'm playing 'competitive' ones with a proper elo ranking system like CSGO or Overwatch and even then I don't play much/

The childish 'fun' of gaming is gone and it will never ever ever come back.

>>73936136
Then none should get in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXzouMb3BFg

not normally one for backpack shite but i like this

>>73936080
serves you right for being a deceitful cunt. enjoy your shit life faggot

>>73936080
disappear for a good few months
you're done for

lying wanker loves his fucking lies

>>73936080
serves you right

>>73936080
Surely you can just stop claiming bennies without announcing why? No skin off their backs if you got a job or didn't.

i've given up on ever having sex tbqh

don't even think about sex any more. i still wank but the idea of me doing anything romantic or sexual, ever, is just so far beyond me it's laughable

>>73936148
>Nobody ever died because a woman was doing a thing instead of a man
lol alright mate, pretty sick bait
if im stuck in a house fire i deffo want a 50kg woman trying to kick the door down to help me out

>Women in combat

if you agree with this you should kill yourself for being such a beta

>>73936080
Just stop showing up for your UC appointments, or tell them you are moving abroad. You don't have to tell them shit to get them to stop paying you.

>>73935984
Because if you don't have the arm strength you can't carry or drag a wounded soldier out of the line of fire you stupid gluttenous fatso

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>>73936148
>I'm sure they'll be fine.


You sound like Jeremy Clarkson before the car splits in half in a totally unforeseeable top gear tragedy.

>>73936160
Gross and racist

>>73936157
i'm guessing you were born around 1993/1994

if you were more 1995-1997, you played CoD

runt

>>73936200
not really
you're the beta for treating women specially

>>73936200
rasherorke

>>73936148
>i heard about this thing which happened like twice with a few people
>therefore women should be put in frontline combat roles with sub par physical fitness
crash your car, my man

>>73936200
>not having 2 wars simultaneously fighting the same enemies, one man vs man and one woman vs woman

It'd work, okay?

>>73936184
can't you just, you know, walk into a pub and pick up a drunk "slag" as you guys say'

>>73936225
No, you are just a beta who could get heemed by a women

>>73936080
if your 'employment' ended before april 5th then you wouldnt need a p45, tell them you quit on the 4th or something

>>73936199
>if

And if I were trapped in a stuck lift, I'd want to be in there with Superman instead of a paedophile.

Hypotheticals aren't examples

Hate when literally who flags come into brit and try and slag you off for something that's not a big deal at all

child prostitution is rampant in my country i'm in no place to slag off yours

>>73936258
no
don't have the confidence or desire and i don't like drinking

how many layers of progressivism do you need to be on to want to send women to war?

>>73936225
93 here. CoD > Halo. Well, until CoD turned jumpy flying shit too.

>>73936233
newcuntsheed

>>73936225
>be underageb& or newfag
>call me a runt for preferring Halo (the greatest online FPS of all time) to CoD (a game that hasn't changed since #4 and had more glitches than if you had to code it yourself in the previous ones).

I come to /brit/ to feel better about myself

compared to you subnormals I am a living god

does anyone remember that nigger that killed that one guy and that one that stole stuff