/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

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kelv

blair was the mastermind behind the post 2001 world

phimosis

*licks you*

Lads, I would like to buy a 32'' TV for my room but I literally have no fucking clue what I'm looking for.

I want to spend as little as possible and as long as the picture quality is acceptable I don't care. I'm not bothered about all this 4k ultra high def 3D bollocks. I just want a TV to watch football on seeing as my 2 female housemates are always watching their shite downstairs and when I kick them out to watch the football it always ends in arguments.

TMO

Theresa May will win, only because british people are cucks who want a middle-aged motherly dominatrix to step on them with boots

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RIGHT WING KEV SQUADS

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[IMPORTANT]
another triumph of human ingenuity
Juicero
>$120M in investment
>makes a $400 (formerly $799) always online "juice" press, that requires a smartphone app
>it squeezes DRM protected propietary pouches of ground up fruit/vegetables to produce juice that are $7 each for 200gms (8 ounce), the pouches have QR codes and can be disabled remotely
>turns out you can get the same results by squeezing the pouches with your hands
> Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection

the Future sure is wonderful lads, everything I thought it would be

to use it
https://youtu.be/-i0UugILBJg

Ad for it:
https://youtu.be/X1oHp-VvhDE

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>Welsh genetics

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bring back blair

>>73931543
Nothing cuck about having taste.

might grab a bowl of cornflakes with banana for dindins

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literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk

dislike the amount of times and minutes i spent laughing at this

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anime

Which version of the Bible is the best, and why is it the King James Version?

>>73931629
that guy is nuts
all of his videos are fucking stupid. Don't know how someone gets that detached from reality

the 'pool is actually a FANTASTIC place

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Always wonder why people have filenames like that instead of calling it something like ABC or 1717

>>73931566
>DRM botnet wi-fi enabled juice
woah
the future is so bright

>>73931522
Fuckers are supposed to remind me

>>>/tv/81919480
>>>/tv/81919480
>>>/tv/81919480

Detest the Irish.

>>73931691
Usually spackers who's first instinct is to mash on their keyboards instead of actually thinking of a name for it.

incredible to think that my friend, who is not me, was banned for "off-topic" posts, considering the nature of the threads
he says he was discussing young british women, in a british general, nonetheless!

Loathe the Irish.

>>73931691
Gyazo screenshots save as that

the irish are actually alright

the irish are alright

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Le Poo

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>>73931596

>>73931566
cant people just eat vegetables and fruit?

>>73931757
Seems like a certain person got mad at your posts. He must get paid a lot of money to watch /brit/-threads all day looking for people making outrageous posts about British women and the like

stop bullying the irish mmm k

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>>73931691
>>73931752

>>73931679
>the King James Version?
not the best because its proddy shit and half the books are cut out.

Jerusalem Bible is the best because its translated from the original Greek/Hebrew and not Latin Vulgate

RSV is the exact same as the KJV basicly but with all the books intact, its what Anglican Catholics use.

LOVE the Irish

>>73931596
>left side
>bad
pick one neocon

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Ireland needs to be nuked immediately.

>>73931691
>>73931752
>>73931782
hao nu

>>73931809
didn't you see the video?
its too hard

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YUM

like the emerald isle 2bh

>>73931814
>your posts
I must stress, I am not the friend whom I am discussing.
But he did tell me, he flicked his router switch and will be back to posting later this evening.

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>>73931891
>American 'people' are actually okay with eating this

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delicious

business idea: invade ireland and genocide them again
then build land bridges and use ireland as lebensraum for the british peoples

>>73931891
joe rogan is putting progressively less-cooked eggs on his bread to attack me psychologically

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back in my day porn used to be porn

>>73931860
the fallout would give millions of brits cancer and radiation poisoning while we died quick, painless deaths
sounds good

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The ultimate redpill

>>73931891
why the fuck does he keep doing this

>>73931959
GOOD post

who even is joe rogan?

>>73931954
katmaryjane is NOT pleased fucking lmao

>>73931448
let me get this riight
you mean to say that britain the sionist juice ass loyin empire that powered the juice, invaded and grabbed for them Palestine and who still are juice ass lickers second to none would be destroyed by said Sionists?

how does that make sense?

hate it when girls think they're into memes

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>>73931891
I would probably eat that honestly
I make similar stuff myself

tastes good, good for you, looks ugly
this is my masterchef creation

>>73931888
the juicing fad is one of these shitty middle class things.

you do it for a week and then you realise you don't actually like the taste of pulverised beetroot and kale

>>73931967
a guy can't even watch decent incest porn any more what has the world come to

>>73932021
doesn't taste good compared to something properly cooked

if you're going to make the effort why make it shit?

leaked video of joe rogan shows him cracking eggs directly on to unbuttered bread and microwaving it with a knife still on the plate

>>73932008
it was clearly tongue in cheek but yes you're spot on

t. OP

Hate it when the potato famine doesn't go far enough

is the media saying le pen only has a 5% chance of winning like they did with drumpf?

>>73932024
herbal tea is a much more sustainable health fad

>>73932099
France doesn't have an Electoral College

Le Pen15

>>73932080
>>73932099
>>73932100
>>73932136
>>73932146
Yank Yank Leaf Yank Leaf

>>73932100
sure putting boiled water on some dried out sage is not bad and tastes ok

drinking a pulverised cabbage is ufcking rank

>>73931954
MONSTER. VEGAN. GAINZ

>>73932099
think its more true with france though because of the way they have rounds in the presidential elections. if she goes through on the first round a load of leftists will vote for her opponent no matter his leanings as long as they're pro eu and pro immigration

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>the population of ireland is lower today than it was before the potato famine

always chuckle to myself when I remember this fact

Alright boys gonna need you to help me make an important decision here

Should I watch sicario or lawrence of gayrabia before I'm doing poppers?

>>73932165
pen pineapple apple pen

>>73932212
Outstanding post

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latest culinary masterpiece

Why are Brits so class conscious compared to Yanks?

>>73932270
how did he manage to both overcook AND undercook those eggs?

someone needs to call Joe and stage an intervention before he hurts himself

>>73932292
because they had a class system

>fried eggs
grim
poached4lyfe

>>73932165
you're not allowed to have opinions

>>73932315
>>73932270
>>73931891
autism

>>73931972
worth it

>>73931891
>>73931954

can't argue with it 2bh. dude knows how to do shit the way its meant to be done!

>>73932250
funny how Protestantism is in Comic Sans since its cause countless deaths

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>>73932250
top tier orthodox book

Think I'm gonna buy a Nintendo Switch to play the new Zelda game. It looks fucking amazing and everyone is giving it 90+/100

I'm trying to save a be a stingy cunt though and it annoys me at how expensive it is and how the game itself is over 45 quid.

>lovely sunny day in southern england
>grey and drizzly in northern ireland

ah yes very fair

Is it possible to pull on a night out without already knowing the bird?

>>73932384
it's easier

>>73932383
it's been grand in yorkshire, had a BBQ n'all

time for a cheeky line and a sandwich

>>73932383
grey and drizzly is /comfy/, and besides it's always like that here are you a newcomer or something?

>>73932383
>different places have different weather
what the fuck

Blair did nothing though

It was a Jewish woman in charge of UK immigration

>>73932384
errrr...yes?

That's the only reason most guys, and some girls go out in the first place, is to get laid.

Never heard of a one night stand?

>>73932442
Fuck off Anthony

>>73932383
sorry

where is the /brit/ paki that used to post pictures of himself in chastity cages now? haven't seen him in like 2 months.

Melenchon > le pen
https://youtu.be/lV_PQlXCgGA

>>73931779
You realize no one gives a flying fuck about what some lowlife Irish fuckers opinion is? Why the fuck should we care?

>Oi, I live in Barny O'donny shire with 20 lambs and me big fat mum who cooks potatoes and haggis for me wee leprechaun family

Why the FUCK do you think that matters?

What're you gonna do? Fly to Syria and give them your opinion on your favorite lakes and rivers or some other bullshit from your leprechaunish nation?

Are you gonna fly to North Korea and tell Kim Jong Un some Irish proverb or try to tell him to plant more Taters?

Fuck off

>>73932382
the Switch looks good, but I got burned on the WiiU so I'm still going to wait a while to buy it.

I have no money to spare right now and no time to play games
hopefully in Asia I can get Japanese local games

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lads...

Read the huge BBC article about macron yesterday and find him massively based

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>>73932513
WEW

>>73932472
tried it?

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>>73932513
*starts clapping*

>>73932513
he mad

ladies and gentlemen

>>73932494
CAN'T

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>>73932549
GOOD post

>>73932552
>>73932574
>>73932577
>being this fucking new
reddit needs to leave

On holiday in the US. This place is much better than our shitehole tbqh

>>73932494
are French people really this fucked that they're going to vote for a legit communist?
the French nation is basically dead now
bit sad honestly

>>73932531
I'm also working a fucking ton lately and don't have much time to play but I have a couple of weeks off coming up and my workload should be steadying in the next month so I was wanting to buy one soon.

I just want to mong out and play Zelda for a full week but I'm trying to save money, so not sure if I should.

Girl from work keeps messaging me for lifts, wish she'd fuck off tbqh

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why is this guy such a fuck up?

>>73932574
>brogressive
*fists bumps you*
*goes on a protest for women's rights*

>>73932648
I'm moving abroad but in a month or two I should be more stable and have free time to pick up a switch

Wish the guy at work would take the hint already

this
>>73932640

>>73932646
oh boo hoo
nations rise and fall
it happens all the time

just a word of warning

>>73932640
where are you?

at the hospital lads

woke up with testicular torsion

If you didn't want mass immigration
you shouldn't have empired

>>73932460
So how do I accomplish that then

>>73932723
I don't see how x justifies y

Incredibly sad about the death of civilisation lads.

>>73932720
*bursts through the hospital doors*
*goes to the counter*
*talks to some doctor*
*sees you laying on a bed*

>>73932701
France has been around for over 1000 years
it is a bit sad
but they were fucked by the industrial revolution since they have no major coal, oil or iron reserves

>>73932762
this

don't know what the world will look like by the end of my lifetime

>gay guy at work keeps flirting with me
>makes me feel really uncomfortable
>have made it known that I'm 100% straight before whilst talking to one of the lads and telling him I like fanny and tits only
>keeps doing it

I really hope he has never wanked over me.

>>73932812
report him

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HOW CAN BLUR EVEN COMPETE

>>73932812
let him suck you, maybe he'll leave you alone

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thinking about testicular torsion now
might take my pants off desu and "breathe" a bit

>>73932812
*touches your bumhole*

if any of you are not convinced

>>73932853
Really makes you think...

>>73932865
EXCELLENT japposting

>>73932837
This guy could get me the sack if he wanted to...

>>73932781
>>73932853
why did you post this twice

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4433010/Britain-leader-posts-fake-Paris-celebration-video.html?ito=social-facebook

SQUEALING

>>73932865
shut up jap before I nuke you

>>73932812
Faggots are always faggots. Diseased lot.

>>73932888
stop being such a pussy

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Fishing?

Reminder that there is literally NOTHING inherently right wing about combining a comprehensive welfare state with strict immigration policy and closed borders

>>73932903
show arsehole

>>73932899
apsolute state of rorkes

>>73932899
*rattles your runt cage*
SHUT THE FUCK UP

How long does it take in the micro to boil an egg?

that you have a tingler of your own

>>73932487
posted like 2 days ago

>>73932913
>faggots
FOY

got dat banging flake and mandy

about all night. usual deals

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>>73932969

>>73932938
this
fucking fags are not right wing enough
we need to go further beyond
start sacrificing pakis to Baal while holding strongman contests in his honour

>>73932984
>FOY
FOR

the next time you're frightened in the dark...

>>73932774
they did in the NE of France
exhausted it now though

>>73932913
I honestly don't have anything against gays. If that's what you're into then more power to you but I like fanny and that's it. The thought of having sex with another man makes me uncomfortable but I can understand the people that do like it and respect that.

>>73932916
Not being a fanny, it just seems like a rather petty thing to report someone for. If it was a girl that was flirting with me I wouldn't give two fucks but because its a man I have a problem with it. The HR person is a woman, who are usually more tolerant of gays, so maybe she would see me as being homophobic or something.

>le pen is left wing
what do rorkes mean by this?

>>73933047
>I don't have anything against gays, I respect gays
Gay detected.

>"Lenin is the greatest man, second only to Hitler, and that the difference between Communism and the Hitler faith is very slight."
--Joseph Goebbels

What did he mean by this

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how does /brit/ poo?

>>73933080
'sheed detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3l8MtVbrlQ
Me with a trunk full of Kinder eggs

>>73933088
Goebbels was to smart for left-right dichotomies

I hate my country,i am patriot?

>>73933100
There it is. Thanks for proving me right, faggot.

Where's the best place to take a vacation to in the UK?

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A certain, romance?

>>73933088
He knew that the USSR was only a vehicle of national bourgeois state capitalism, just like Nazi Germany

I am actually doing this because our general is infested with irredeemable french and german weapon-grade autism and there is no hope to it

so i am seeking an asylum here

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>Faggots are always faggots. Diseased lot.

>>73933136
>faggot
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sRiMe9EmWQ
chune

saplut saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0o7FqWu8do

>>73933094
I unironically poo like the guy on the right

>>73932990
hm for 1g whizz

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>>73933094
like this

>>73933088
Goebbels was close to the Strasserite wing of the Nazi party for a long time, and resented Hitler's aggression towards the USSR and communism. Eventually Hitler got him onto his side tho

listening to royalty-free music

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>>73933094
>Squatty Potty

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what did she mean by this

>>73933094
by going to the nearest mart and doing a shart

>>73933146
i heard that in Japan all expensive?

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gf snapchatted me this

>>73933158
>FOY
FOR

>>73933210
Can you prove her wrong?

http://themetapicture.com/youve-never-seen-true-cyan-before-and-its-beautiful/

bruh...

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>>73933210
What did he mean by this?

Made a sheer brill post and didn't get any fucking replies

>FOR
what did he mean by this

>>73933222
yes even life is expensive there

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gf just sent me this

*calls 999 hundreds of times in a short space of time*

why you ask? to waste their time? haha oh no! I would never do such a thing considering how much I honestly value them and their service and selfless commitment to their community. I would NEVER trick them into some wild goose chase for the sake of a 'lulzy' phone call

oh no!

oh ho no!! haha! that call is very much based in reality. a reality ... that you ... wiLL-

*HEEMS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD*

>>73933231
the filmmakers could've atleast designed acheeky nipple pop-out

>rohm (leader of communist side of nazis) was a bender
LMAO

>borders are a right wing concept

What did leftypol mean by this lads

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>7393328 you dont know how live in Russia lol

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>>73933319
>communist side of nazis
what

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YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

This. So. Much

>>73933129
You are Danila.

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making an inquiry

>>73933318
>the filmmakers
What on earth are you talking about? That's my gf sending me a snap

>>73933289
every man can just kick in your face

>>73933360
me on the right

>>73933262
Don't do this it causes blindness

>>73933319
Socialist not communist you dumb paki

>>73933402
I'll charge 100,000 yen per one kick

never really got massively drunk before, bought 12 cans of stella from the shop so will that get me properly pissed?

>>73933358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strasserism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvsUE2BP7M

>>73933377
fuck you TIMOFEY

>>73933424
stella is shite

guinness or bust

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what emotion is she trying to convey?

>>73933427
that's not communist at all

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>>73933094
how does /brit/ wipe?

>>73933424
being drunk is fucking shite, don't know how all the polaks and russians do it everyday it isn't fun or anything it just makes you miserable

>>73933443
stick it in my arse you dirty bugger

>>73933443
is this autism test?

need me willy sucked asap xx

>>73933443
Not a brrrraaappppp but a pffsssssss

>>73933421
>I'll charge 100,000 yen per one kick
you are Jew?

>>73933443
clearly sexual desire

>>73933421
No, get kick in face from russian - is free.

>>73933475
fuck off you fucking french cunt

>>73933481
*sucks it up with a hoover*
there we are lad

>>73932513
YO DIS NIGGA WILDIN YO

>>73933360
I wish Stalin and the red army would murder all the idpol "lefties" who organize at my uni 2bh lads

>>73933487
hmm? have you heard?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory

Cannot believe that my absolutely stellar post about not getting any replies did not get a reply!

I'm still fuming about this
>>>/g/59997463
>>>/g/59997463
>>>/g/59997463

>DRM Juice
>Bags can be disabled remotely
>calls people squeeing out the juice by hand "pirates"

even better is that the CEO is a gigantic kike

>>73933475
Same with weed

Only drugs worth doing are mdma and benzos

>>73932676
why the fuck is there so much water in all his dishes

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what the frick? I like Trump now

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>I wish Stalin and the red army would murder all the idpol "lefties" who organize at my uni 2bh lads

>>73933571
its meme oil

>>73933600

Never post here again autist

I hate every single one of you

been getting the same captcha literally all day and i fill in the exact same everytime and half the time it is considered wrong and the other half of the time it is considered right fuck this shite

>>73933546
no,its very fun

>>73933427
Anti-capitalist doesn't mean communist

Early Fascist were anti-capitalist, as well as anti-Marxist.

The Fascist believed that Europe was in a stage of "decadent capitalism" or "supercapitalism", now called Late Stage Capitalism.

Mussolini specifically believed that supercapitalism put the farmers and rural Italians in danger.

Hitler as well argued that supercapitalism would force the Germans to move to cities, and thus shrink the borders of Germany.

However, both of them were also anti-Marxist. Mussolini believed in corporatism.

Hitler's economic strategy was to put ownership of business into a few loyal oligarchs

brap

Internet of things is a meme
voice assistance is a meme

>>73933582
who is that

>>73931815
>>73931815

lads pls reply to this thread saying I am greek
ta :3 x

>>73933676
BLACKED actress

>>73933640
what was going through your head when you decided to redditpost this fucking hard?
also you're retarded

>>73933628
Sorry mate did you know I was here?

Surely you're not including me in that

>>73933696
i meant the piccy in the office

>>73933565
>he's a vegan, too
unsurprising 2bqh

looneytoons, all of them

>>73933499
we russian "'men" are the most pathetic and disgusting subhumans ever. we are dumb, poor, ugly and also weak as hell. anyone can punch us in the face, spit on us and humiliate as much as he wish. we are less that dirt. our lives don't matter. we are the trash of this planet

>>73933701
Ah you're that fucker who gets angry when someone "reddit spaces"

Opinion discarded

have never met an english irl

only one scottish tho

dinner was peng
wish i had someone to share my cooking skills with

>>73933706
especially you

>>73933706
>starting with 'Sorry'

You've already submitted

do you lads want to see my willy?

>>73933756
what did you make

>>73933750
ah yes, slowly catching on that we can identify someone straight out of reddit like yourself

>>73933760
>>73933757
Very cruel. I will be informing my local bobber about these posts.

>>73933769
did you ask your willy if he wants to see us?

>>73933769
Is it big?

don't reach out for me with an apology

>>73933565
absolutely HOWLING
mongs who buy that deserve to be scammed, unironically

>>73933773
Cock o van

>>73933785
Autism

>>73933821
apologize for what you did to europe again

>>73933769
are you the really skinny guy with the 9 inch willy?

>>73933773
orange duck

Feels good to be high test but the oily skin sucks and I spend too much money on food.

>>73933743
All true.
But we can kick anyone in face.
And get kick in face. Who wouldn't be happy?

>>73933838
screaming. doesn't take savant autism skills to see you are clearly from reddit

>>73933869
fat twat

>>73933821
my grandfather fuck your country

>>73933869
twat fat

Doing a Prussia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3i17f9IhPg

>>73933869
>I spend too much money on food
this is why you runts would be fucked if shit hit the fan
would be funny seeing tough guys lose their precious gains when they find out eating a ton of calories every day is no longer an option

THERE GOES MY VALENTINE AGAIN SOAKED IN RED FOR WHAT SHE SAID

and now she's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73933869
Fwat tat

*takes the last free sample*

and tiramisu for dessert

American Idiot was the best Greenday album
all the others are shit

>some Brits unironically believe the Irish and Americans don't want to see their country burn

We just need to wait for the right time....

>>73933769
is it as kino as chris diamond's

>>73933879
I can tell you probably have no friends

glad prussia doesn't exist anymore desu
most autistic country to ever exist

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Want to go out tonight but I just KNOW my friend who said he'd go out will stand me up

>>73933937
how often you eating frog?

>A survey by Opinium for the Observer puts the Tories on 45% (up seven points compared with the previous week), with Labour down three points on 26%.

ah yes give corbyn a chance

got a dot 5 of gak for the evening

>>73933885
Nah mate. High testosterone means you will have a big appetite but still stay lean.

That's why you hear about these guys who can eat a lot and never gain weight, yet some guys can eat a little and gain weight easily. All this shit about a 'fast metabolism' is bollocks. Some men just have higher testosterone than other men and will stay lean even when eating a lot.

>>73933918
I don't purposely try to eat a lot, I just eat when I'm hungry, which is all the time.

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>>73933943
runt

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>>73933946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4EoXH1ju_0
a special relationship?

will not post anything in the thread over 300 posts

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>>73933969
nice projection
in reality communist retards seem to always be the ones who were social outcasts as a kid and had no friends

You have NO reason to vote for the Tories unless you're a millionaire. I just do not understand why you would vote for them otherwise

doing a shit ama

>>73934045

>>73934045

>>73934045

/brit/

>>73934046
>>73934046
>>73934046
new

Just remembered when I was 16 and drunk on a college campus walking to a party with some older friends, and some wankstains in a crown vic pulled up and said they were cops so we all took off running except for one guy we'd met at the last party. Then the guys in the crown vic peeled out and the one guy called the actual cops and reported the frat boys for impersonating police.

Fuckers made me show up to the party all red in the face and out of breath.

>>73933978
cant even remember the last time i actually ate frogs legs. It was probably years ago
remember its taste a bit though, very similar to chicken. quite good

>>73934034
Maybe, i'll just break your face?

>>73934009
.5? Are you a literal child?

help me learn this fucking english language

>>73934106
seems you're doing pretty well

>>73934084
no why

>>73934072
Are you giving up now?

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>>73933582
kek

>>73934052
I have no idea what you're even talking about anymore desu. You have too much fat in your ears.

>>73934185
>desu
Are you friend of Dorothy?

>>73934260
desu in ass