Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

nihao

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それじゃ、またあとでね~

>>73780652
乙

>>73780667
>こんにちは、出張が多くて大変ですね。
そういう仕事ですからね、仕方ないですよ

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Fuck you japs for stealing my daughter away

>>73780772
どんだけジョジョすきなんww

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そんなの無理

>>73780652
日本語ペラペラ外人w
乙
>>73780738
仕事頑張って。またね(・ω・)ノ

>>73780788
ネット記事とか本のタイトルって、インパクト狙いで編集者が強引に付けちゃったりするんで、筆者には不本意なことが多いんだって。

>>73780761
まぁ、日本語喋って育ってるから口周りの筋肉も日本語仕様だと思いますし
出来ないとわかるものに勢力傾けるより文法勉強した方がいいと思いますし

>>73780825
>インパクト狙いで編集者が強引に付けちゃったりするんで

洋楽の邦題みたいだな

>>73780841
>口周りの筋肉
日ごろからチンコをしゃぶって鍛えると良い

諦めません、するまでは

>>73780853
>Aerosmith ”Sweet Emotion” →「やりたい気持ち」
なぜなのか(´・ω・｀)

>>73780901
(ちんこを)打ち手し止まむ

>>73780907
>Aerosmith”walk this way"→「お説教」
こういうことです(´・ω・｀)

>>73780954
>"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground."→地の利を得たぞ
なっちゃん…(´・ω・｀)

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>>73780942

can anyone here tell me something about zaibatsu and keiretsu?

注意
日本語ぺろぺろオージー

>>73781007
>ボランティア軍
なっちゃん…(´・ω・｀)


これを踏まえて考えたら、岡枝さんのフォースを理力って訳したのって、よかったんだなって感じるんだ

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>>73781015

>>73781021
It's no longer a hot topic in modern Japanese economics.

>>73781034
>フォースを理力
確かに

>>73781022
日本語以外もぺろぺろされたいです(>_<)

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Let's play Sucker
ちゅぱ ちゅぱ
>>73780652
それ、Mt.Fujiのやつ?
>>73780738
股ね
>>73780853
色々あるけど
KISSの地獄シリーズ
>>73780901
為せば成る
>>73780907
あの、イントロ
悶々モコモコと聴こえる

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>>73780954
シーソーの上でねーちゃんが
こうすんのよ
と教えてくれる
いい曲で手
>>73781022
そういや、アメリカ旗のペロペロはもう帰国したんだっけ?
>>73781086
乳首?

>>73781378
>乳首
もっと下お願いします(´Д｀)

Brit

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>>73780652

日本にはビッチちゃん多いな

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>>73781021

peru did a chinese guy pay you a large sum of money for you to fuck him in his ass?

>>73783143
奇行種

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You're all probably bored of this, but I have 3 more prints that I couldn't identify

>>73783324
Right
映丘謹写

>>73783324
Middle
???謹製

>>73783324
Left
??謹製

>>73783444
>>73783419
>>73783463
thanks! maybe somebody will be able to figure out the rest in the meantime I'll check through the most popular artists

>>73783463
>??謹製
I guess the left one is written as ??謹冩
I don't have confidence in it though.

>>73783600
likely, I've seen some examples where 写 is written as 冩

>>73782821
最近おすすめの女性配信者いる?

Why was Kanda Matsuri date changed from September to May?

【悲報】志村けんさん(67)、自分の勃起チンポをインスタに誤爆→削除

>>73784130
「9月は台風や疫病が発生しやすいから」
と言う理由らしい。

>>73784237
That's amazing.

その年齢はその形は知らないということがわからないここの住民が恐い

>>73784336
わかった

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仕事終わりいいいい
今日もよくがんばりました(^_^)

>>73784528
おつかれよ

すごいな
公務員は

>>73784528
おつかれ~

>>73784550
>>73784648
おつかれさまー!(^｡^)

>>73784552
朝も見たような…好みじゃないです

>>73784619
公務員ならもっと遅くまで働いていますよ

>>73784290
https://twitter.com/ok4serebu/status/854610406706302976

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1-3月の訪日客数
インドネシアとベトナムからの客が増えているようだ

トバ・カタストロフ理論

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I went fishing today.

Caught two キス

俺は23歳の童貞
カッコいいだろう

>>73786205
美味しそう(^q^)
今晩の夕食はキスの天ぷらかな?

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>>73786330
We made tempura of the small ones and sashimi of the big ones.

Kyoto style sashimi.

>>73786282

我慢してね、魔法使いになるまで7年だけよ

>>73786416
いいね(・ω・)b
キスの刺身は食べた事がないけど、きっと美味しいだろうね

>>73786416

美味しそう!魚食べたい…

>>73786489
five star taste

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>>73786282
>tfw I'm a 24 years old virgin man who has never kissed and held hands with girls.

>>73786205
>>73786416
Poor fishies.
>we
Who is "we"?

>>73786525
良かったね

>>73786590
Me and the old man who's teaching me how to fish and cook fish

>>73786619
デーン?

>>73786282
俺と同じ

Is there any real difference between 昨年 and 去年? Or is it just like saying "last year, I..." and "a year ago, I..."?
Also, if you pronounce the 月 in 毎月 like "maigetsu" will people still get what you mean? That's not say making the mistake is fine, just that if you do, people still get the meaning.

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やっぱりLinuxサイコー

>>73787163
>Also, if you pronounce the 月 in 毎月 like "maigetsu"
I screwed that up. I meant to say just "getsu."

>>73786205
まだ少し寒いけどもうキス釣れるんだ
ところで原始的な灰皿ですね

>>73787277
>just "getsu"
To mean "every month"? Probably no, but we might be able to guess it from the context.
As for 去年 and 昨年, the latter sounds a little more formal.

>>73787466
Yes. I meant that if I say "maigetsu watashi ha
oya no uchi ni ikimasu" instead of "maitsuki," I assumed people would still be able to understand.
>As for 去年 and 昨年, the latter sounds a little more formal.
I see, that's interesting. Thank you. I was expecting it to be the other way around since I've heard people say 昨年 but never 去年.

>>73787668
きょねん is definitely more conversational.
We tend to avoid "maigetsu" though.
Perhaps it's because "getsu" in a date often means "Monday(getsu-youbi)."

>>73787882
>きょねん is definitely more conversational.
I see. I'll try to keep that in mind. Up until now I've used 昨年 because it was easier to remember and I thought the two were entirely synonymous.
>We tend to avoid "maigetsu" though.
Perhaps it's because "getsu" in a date often means "Monday(getsu-youbi)."
I didn't think of that, actually. But that only makes me more confused on a similar subject:
Obviously I don't have the full picture of words that include -getsu or -tsuki, but from what I've learned so far 半月 and 毎月 are both pronounced as -tsuki instead of -getsu, but if you want to avoid possibly confusing it for Monday, why are 昨月 and 来月 pronounced getsu?
Of course if you DO want to talk about "last Monday" I assume you'd say 先の月(曜日) but I still don't get why -getsu is even used for anything but Monday if you'd like to avoid potential confusion.

Of course, I'm really just curious about for what (if any) reason this might be, rather than angry about it.

今日はお腹がゆるゆる

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>>73782182

>>73780652
What remains of your culture post Samauri and post-war?

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Yo! Ohayo!

>>73786523
どんなお魚が好き?
アメリカだとcodやサーモン以外だと何が有名なのかな?

>>73789050
おはよう

おまえを愛すること、おまえを愛することは男の俺の仕事だ

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>>73789494
Yo! How's it going?

>>73788882
i don't think you're gonna get a reply
the japs are refusing to reply to british posters

>>73790023
Good until you blew in, leaf.

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Why do Japanese women have black nipples?

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>>73790062
I'm so sorry :( It's too late for you to cash in a refund :( But I can recommend you a different product! :)

>>73788145
>why are 昨月 and 来月 pronounced getsu
You have a point on this. It may be just my personal preference.
I avoid 昨月 and use 先月(せんげつ)more because it's more conversational and easier to pronounce.
来月 is both conversational and appropriate for writing as well.
Anyway, we almost always say not just getsu
but getsu-you(-bi) to mean Monday.

俺には、帰ったら愛してくれる人がいます。
フェラもしてくれるのですがそれはちょっとアレです。

>>73790446
Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.

We Japanese are proud of ancient tradition.However,WE Japanese know it is also,the traditon that hold we Japanese back.

We Japanese must accept the future and fate of Nippon empire.We must to allow the immigrant to come to Nippon,for it is good for Japan economy and we Japanese.We Japanese must accept it,

How do U think? Let us discuss....

地球が人類の子宮となり、いつか必ず我らを生み出す

>>73790595
Perhaps he can stick around.

>>73790522
Oh right, I forgot to mention 先月, I'd forgotten all about it.
Sometimes it's hard for me to remember certain time-specific words. I confuse 明日 and 昨日 a lot, and 先月 is also a little confusing since I've been taught 先 on its own means ahead/first, so even though I know 来月 fulfills the job of meaning "next month" I still need a moment to remember the 先 in 先月 means LAST month.
>Anyway, we almost always say not just getsu but getsu-you(-bi) to mean Monday.
I figured, but I want to learn the words properly so I don't embarrass myself when trying to speak the language. Do people use 金 as shorthand for Friday though? Or is it only common to refer to the days of the week by their first kanji if you're having a really casual conversation, be it through speech or text?

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>>73790595
We sell plenty of axes! :) If you need to chop down a tree, buy one of our quality axes for only 5000 yen! :)

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>>73790003

>>73790673
yes also WE choppa- i mean japanese love kimchi (NOT kimuchi) a lot

>>73790673
I am Gleaf

早くも仕事から帰ってきた
シットポストしようぜ

俺は日本語が下手ので本語でポストをするのが怖いだ。どうしよう?
どうやって日本語で書くことを習う?

>>73791118
たくさん読んだらなんとかなっ、まあ、ならないだろう

>>73791118
その恐怖を越えられたみたいだね(・∀・)
よかったね(・∀・)
日本人から訂正をもらえるといいね(・∀・)

>>73790675
子宮だけじゃ妊娠しないだろ
精子がないと

>>73791291
でも、このスレの外人はたいてい日本語が上手だというイメージを持ってる

>>73791118
>俺は日本語が下手ので本語でポストをするのが怖いだ。どうしよう?
>どうやって日本語で書くことを習う?
間違うことが怖くても、日本語でポストするしかない。それに多少間違ってても大丈夫だよ。
もし、訂正してもらいたいなら、そう書いてくれれば訂正するよ。

>>73790060
Is it because theyre pedophiles?

>>73791417
いないね(・∀・)

Thread music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI

>>73790762
nice feets. sauce?

>>73790737
I can't think of any situation where I say just 金 to mean a day of the week. It constitutes a part of a word, like 花金.
It's not very common to say just 月火水木金土日. 曜 usually comes with them.
I understand 先 is confusing, but it works like "before" in English. You use the word like "in front of" as well as "in the past."

>>73791916
>I can't think of any situation where I say just 金 to mean a day of the week. It constitutes a part of a word, like 花金.
>It's not very common to say just 月火水木金土日. 曜 usually comes with them.
I see. I guess that means I should stop looking out for that and always assume 金 on its own is read かね or きん. Thank you.

>I understand 先 is confusing, but it works like "before" in English. You use the word like "in front of" as well as "in the past."
I don't think I quite understood what you meant. Do you mean that that the English word "before" is also ambiguous like that and could mean "a past event" or "in front of" (like "the day in front of us" to describe the word "tomorrow" in a really strange way) and that same ambiguity exists in Japanese (without obvious context of course) as well? That makes me feel a bit better about it. I'll try to think of 先 as "before" from now on. I know 前(に) exists and specifically means in front of, but "before" feels more like it fits the ambiguous nature of 先 than "ahead/first" which is only ambiguous because it's 2 entirely different words and could mean either of the two depending on the context and not because it's one word that has a dual meaning.

7月に私は日本に行きまーす!
ワクワク!

>>73792326
I'm pretty sure 前 can mean before in relation to the past. In any case, does this deep digging really help you learn? For me I feel like it gets clear for that time, but then you generally forget the specifics. Your English seems pretty good, did you learn by this dissecting method also? Really interested, for me the English language just seemed to come naturally from consuming media, if only Japanese was that easy

>>73792326
>His whole life is before him.
I meant "Before" could mean both future and past.

>>73792623
どこ?

>>73792682
東京、京都、大阪、青山、秋田、位置の巻、医師の席、まだ東京。
旅行たくさんします!

>>73792794
I think my auto-kanji was wrong. Ichinomaki and Ishinoseki

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>>73791355

>>73792794
大阪は二流の東京だけだと思う。何日の旅行?

>>73792826
What are you planning to do in Touhoku anyway? Some friends you're visiting?

>>73792901
東京 - 6泊を泊まる (in total)
大阪 - 3泊を泊まる

>>73792959
I'm meeting friends in Tokyo and Osaka, but I wanted to see other parts of Japan, too.

I've heard that the sake in Akita is amazing.

>>73792974
seems fair, though it depends on how much time you have for Kyoto
Kyoto >>> power gap >> Osaka
imo

>>73793061
Three days each in Kyoto and Osaka. I'm staying at a Ryokan in Kyoto, too. I'm super excited, fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAW1kfzkac
thread music

>>73791916
It's extremely common among the Japanese speakers I know to just say 月 to mean Monday for example. Maybe yours are weird. Like people saying 月水金

>>73792646
>I'm pretty sure 前 can mean before in relation to the past. In any case, does this deep digging really help you learn?
I know that, but I meant "in front of" in the literal sense. I guess a better English analog to 前(に) referring to physical things in front of you would be "in front of." Not better by much, but I guess the concepts are just too similar.
>In any case, does this deep digging really help you learn?
A bit. I've asked about different words a few times, the last one I asked about was if there was any practical difference between 夕食 / 夕飯 / 版ごはん since in essence they all mean dinner and I was wondering if one of them was just more "right" or used more often than the others.

>For me I feel like it gets clear for that time, but then you generally forget the specifics.
I don't quite know what you mean by that. I've been casually listening to Japanese via exposure to anime and similar things for about 8 years, so while I'm far from being able to speak the language, I have a general feel for how words sound, how the grammar should be, and I obviously need to know that concept compounding is what makes kanji work.

>Your English seems pretty good, did you learn by this dissecting method also?
Thanks. Dissecting method? You mean learning what each individual kanji means and how it reads, then being able to piece words together as you learn new ones?
Not particularly. I'm doing the old 2k/6k Anki deck to expand my vocabulary at the moment, and other than finding a dictionary and meticulously learning the definition of each kanji on a page-by-page basis I don't know a way to learn individual kanji and apply it retroactively to new words.

>Really interested, for me the English language just seemed to come naturally from consuming media, if only Japanese was that easy
Ditto. But it does help a ton. My main problem at the moment is the grammar even though in theory it is kind of simple.

>>73793119
Shit anime

>>73793112
I stayed at a very traditional Ryokan in kyoto with my friend from London once.
I still reqret that I picked a room with a squad toilet.

>>73793197
NEET-anon?

>>73792794
いろいろ書いてるけど結局はアキバでエロゲとエロ同人を買うんだろ

>>73793166
I said JUST. It meant to point just one day.

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>>73792901
>大阪は二流の東京

>>73792675
(Comment was too long so I had to split it up)
>His whole life is before him.
Personally I would never interpret that as someone experiencing their past. "You have your whole life before you" sounds like what you tell someone who's considering suicide and needs to be cheered up. For someone who's experiencing the past of his life you COULD say that, but in one context there's a better way to express it ("his life is flashing before his eyes") and the other case only makes sense in an instance like, say, an old person discovers a lot of relics from his youth lying around in his attic and he gets sentimental over it.

>>73793223
せえや、私だわ

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>>73793300
never mind.

>>73793216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIS0UkIxcPM
じゃあこれ

裸が見たい

>>73793479
3DPD

>>73793543
つhttps://live.fc2.com/81847004/

あの子に会いたいよう

>>73793363
coolt, pinga mig i svt om du behöver hjälp någon gång. gillar att hjälpa

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>>73793119
I have no idea why "Kemono Friends" is so popular on the Internet because I've never watched this show yet.
I know this anime's opening song went on air on TV.
what made this show so popular and is this show worth to watch?

>>73793543
>>73793959
お巡りさん、この人です

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>>73794063
やん…(>_<)

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3D乳

>>73794018
そうか、ありがとう
質問があるのなら、あなたに聞きます

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>>73793479
Is it black in Japan

>>73794134
顔が凹んで見えるわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>73794198
日本の闇?
おかまだよ

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>>73793479
レインボー?

ペペの画像ちょうだい下さい

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>>73794562
これはとりわけ好きなぺぺだ
保存してもいいよ

>>73794134
この絵で乳はどこ?

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>>73794562
懐かしいのを思い出した

Am͜a͉zon

>>73794652
ありがとう

Everyone here that is speaking in Japanese but isn't japanese is a weeaboo cuck and should commit suicide

>>73780738
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>>73794944
big if true

>>73791916
月月火水木金金

>>73794944
>>73782821
Did they refuse to have sex with you so now you are bitter?

>>73795389
>not me

good job fag

>>73795473
It is, though

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>彼は童貞

>>73795709
>彼女は非処女

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ただいま~
今日は噴水の写真がありますよ

天気については雪がほんの少ししか降ってませんが風の強さが以上です、すごく寒い
冬服来てたのにすごく寒かったですよ

>>73795974
>以上
もちろん異常のミスです

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>>73795709
止めなさい

なんか目が醒めた

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>>73795961
>>73796049
>童貞の涙

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>>73795709

>>73796114
>ローストビーフの臭い

>>73795974
おかえりなさい。
こちら(関東地方)も、昨日強い風が吹いていましたけど
昨日は最高気温が25度あったので少し暑い程度でした。

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOL7MXqdEMM

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>>73796420

今日の夜食はイカ焼き

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>>73794031
可愛いキャラとか面白いストーリーから
3dcgは悪いけどそれも魅力と思う

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I have a question
How do japanese people generally use ネット? Does it only refer to "surfing the web" or you can also use it as in "data connection"?

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カジノに行ってみませんか?
ジャックポットがすごいことになってる所を見つけましたよ

>>73796336
>25度
それは羨ましいですね
チェコの最高気温は7℃だけでしたよ
冬に見えない冬ですよ
また来週から14℃ぐらいは期待できるらしいです

カラーの本場の国の人たちがやってるレストランで、具が豆だけのカレーがあるけど、市販のルーと豆の缶詰で再現したら普通にうまい。でも肉は入れた。

>>73780652
I like Japan more photos of nature please.

>>73797206
I think the majority are using web for the web surfing and chatting with friends.

> "data connection"
What does it mean?

>>73796420

peru? are you ok? peru?

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>taorila
>white

>>73798179
I think he means the word ネット

like in English you would say "surfing the web" or "surfing the net" but you wouldn't say "my web connection sucks" or "my net connection sucks" but only "my internet connection sucks".

>>73793479
Disgusting propaganda shit. The people involved should all be executed.

>>73798331
>Still wearing his ralph lauren shit
>Will probably be full HAGE in 10 Years
Yep

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>>73798331

give me your wechat peru... so we can discuss... 'business'

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>>73798868
>stil 素人童貞
www

>>73798521
diversity
Diversification of human resources

>>73799016
Your meme is outdated

>>73799145
>creepy otaku
>play around with guitar instead of studying
>lesbian
>transvestite/misfit
These aren't valuable resources.

>>73799196
Never

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>>73780652

>>73795709
どうしてばれてしまったか
歩き方でだか

>>73800931
How goes life in Greenland?

>>73799562
>Australians
>valuable resources

>>73801280
>being a pot means you can't tell when the kettle is black

>>73801280
What about all that desert?

>>73801333
My kettle is silver. My pot too, for that matter.

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>>73801252
fine

>>73801824
Is this how your mother died? You appear to have a fixation.

>>73802031
Are you sure that your mother didn't die of cancer? I don't believe your denial.

>>73801824
The F lost his 童貞 at 風俗

>>73803458
What about that Korean girl?

i want silly gaijins out

>>73803812
You can't possibly cripple us all. Perhaps the solution lies in permanently removing yourself from our company.

>>73803904
真面目な外人はいかがですか

争え…もっと争え…

>>73804132
喧嘩売ってんのかこの野郎

>>73804095
ofc i love diligent gaijins

KILL THE F

KILL THE F

KILL THE F

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wats going on

>>73804392
coup

>>73804392
Nothing

shhh ... be quiet

you didn't see a thing

hmmm
keep it japan related pls

>>73804573
you've got me confused with the other brit

>>73804319
I'm indolent and unenthusiastic. Please accept me.

>>73804392
I still wonder how much time it takes you to upload all thoses giant .png pic with your greenland internet speed

>>73804637
>indolent and unenthusiastic
hmm theres a land for you which is called tasmania

I have a question regarding the educational system of Japan.
Mostly the curriculum.
Here we have these reading assignments where the kid has to read a book (usually a hungarian one) and then they write notes on it and in the end they take a test on the subject,themes and story of the book.

Ia this the same over in Japan?
If so,what books are assigned?

>>73804730
Tasmania is full of disgusting communists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhjUOYTU6as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YlAnpU5NGo

>>73805006
School kids read some of many. About 20% of authors look like foreigner
https://www.library.pref.nara.jp/reference/honbako/textbook_elementary.html

Question to those that have traveled to Japan. How much did you spend in your vacations on transportation, food, a place to sleep, etc?
Sorry for bad english

>>73806209
Japan can be cheap. Ignoring flights, 10,000 yen/day is easily doable, depending on how many different areas you want to visit. If you don't mind hostels or living like a bum (I do mind both), then you can go even cheaper.

Of course, once you factor in activities, shopping, giving yourself a treat or more comfort, the cost will go up. I guess 300,000 yen all-up for a fortnight, again without flights, would get you a pleasant but not glamorous holiday.

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>>73806573
W-what? That's a lot of moneys

>>73807242
That's a good answer, i appreciate it, thanks.

>>73807471
Good projection

>>73789490

んんアラスカでオヒョウがよく食べた。トラウトやレッドスナッパやティラピアも通常。東南部でカットフィシュは人気と思う。

でもサーモンが一番好き

鬼に肉棒

>>73807548
>responding to the troll

>>73806209
10 weeks
2000-3000€

>I hate Japan
何故このスレに来たw

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>>73807471
>If you have to ask autistic losers on 4chan how much money you will need you're not ready for Japan

>>73808163
ほんとこれ
stalker?

>>73808151
That including flights?

>>73808448
så desu ne

>>73808433
Dumme scheiße

ingen bryr sig

>>73808433
I wish we had nuked you instead of japan

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peru?

why did you lose your attraction for Asian women peru? is it because you figured out they all fuck white guys at some point and will be cream pied by whites? you didn't want whites leftovers? peru?

how does this picture make you feel peru? peru?

なんとかついて知りたい

どう日本人は「My English is bad」と言うの?

「の英語が悪いだ」とですか?

>>73808712

>>73809127
>悪いだ
これは駄目よ
You can't use だ after an い-adjective.

I don't think you'd say 私の英語 because that sounds like you own the language. I also don't think you use 悪い for a lack of skill. 私は英語が下手 is probably what you want.

>>73809127
「私は英語が下手だ」

>>73809986
Oh whoops, without realizing it I posted the same as what >>73809877 said. Still.

今日も日本語スレは平和です

>>73810874
shut up small smelly dick man.

>>73810874
Your mum has no boobs because she's either a skeleton in the ground or a pile of ash.

>>73810970
皆さんはいつも冷静な

>>73810874
>Japanese mums

mmmmm

>>73810970
日本語スレは平和ですけど、Japanese Threadはいつもように糞ですね

>>73807565
ティラピアとサーモンは最高

>>73811718
that's right, fight over our scraps

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>>73809006
I realized whites are a minority for the world population
so due this its impossible for whites to be fucking all the vaginas all the same time
there will always be women avaliable for the non-white men

なんでドイツ国旗っていつも変なの
日本語で書き込むドイツ国旗は最高なのに今のはゴミ

RTK, tae kim and core2k y/n

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>>73811761
>Peru

>>73811761
Have you never heard of a harem?

>>73811874
n, y, y

>>73811761
>he MIGHT get the white mans scraps

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>>73811761
>Peru

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>Peru

Does any Japanese Anon here know where I can ask around for a lost old Japanese video game? Can't post on 2ch.
info here >>>/vr/3933274

also hi isac

>>73812207
>Can't post on 2ch
You can for ¥400.

>>73812243
you too dumb dick

>>73812325
how?

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>>73811740
>>73811204
>>73810874

are there english cs jobs in japan
can u live with only english

>>73812473
http://premium.2ch.net although I don't know if I'd give my cc info to Watkins-san

>>73812812
>english cs jobs in japan
Maybe if you're a level 50 wizard hacker. If you're just a dime a dozen codemonkey probably not.

I'll make the next thread at 310.

>>73814151
thank you.
I'm counting on you!

>>73795974
素敵な風景
>>73814151
おはよう
新スレよろしくお願いします。

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i just came
im so-called Pantuya,as you know
>>73812812
日本に住むなら、最低限の日本語は覚えなきゃ
さもなければ、来るな
>>73813563
fuck off
German Koreaboo

>>73814151
Why did you stop saying "chitchat at random"?

あなたたちはベンゲル監督inオアout?

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>>73814627
Talk at random

T
A
R
K

おはよう
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ

>>73814855
>not being a hikki

I make if it's another troll template

NEW THREAD
>>73814911
>>73814911
>>73814911
>>73814911
>>73814911
>>73814911

>>73814855
おはようううう
もうすぐ週末だ、頑張ろう(・ω・)ノ

"tark at randam" was already in the OP when the Japanese thread started in 2014.
I don't let it go away just because Remy the newbie thinks it's stupid.

>>73814898
Go right ahead.

>>73815201
>>73815201
>>73815201
>>73815201
Nevermind

Welp, a bunch of posts got nuked and we're back under the bump limit. Let's bring it to 310.
埋めようぜ

Heh, so someone's making a ton of threads using the same image as mine to try to get it deleted. Seems like a good way to get the mods against this thread. Good job. :^)

>>73815523
OK

>>73814945
おはよー!
もう少し耐えたら楽しい休み!

>>73815665
You've never seen this tactic before? It's classic.

出たわね!妖怪客減らし!

ロリコンやマザコンというより、僕はパソコンです

あれ?レス減ってる。
>>73815665
何事かと思ったよ。他人の嫌がらせだったのか…( ;´Д｀)
>>73816178
週末も晴れるといいね( ´ ▽ ` )人( ´ ▽ ` )

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まだ304

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>>73816569

306
埋め

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誰かいませんか~

stop

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307
誰もこのスレに興味がなくて悲しいです

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>>73818602
310?

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このすれは310を超えました
もう誰も来ないです

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I was gonna wait for 20 minutes and delete my post so it goes back to 309 s mh

>>73818737
I knew that was your plan.

>>73818775
lies