Culture Pals /cp/

American general
The first non American poster in this general deserves to have something nice said to them.

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>tfw have to leave my country but don't know how

>>73764840
Are you a cute russian woman who will marry a hairy American man?

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>>73764868
Do you really think I would've posted that if I was a woman?

>>73764962
Are you a handsome Russian man who wouldn't mind marrying a fat ugly American shebeast?

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>Get about 20-30 views on my profile every day, even though I don't view anyone first
>Almost all women
>Update the picture of myself
>tfw waiting to see if I get more views or less views

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>>73765049
No to all.

>>73765251
>>Get about 20-30 views on my profile every day, even though I don't view anyone first
>>Almost all women
This.

>>tfw waiting to see if I get more views or less views
Probably more since you'll get ranked better by the algorithm.

>Tfw no Russian gf

i fucking love russian women, their accents are boner inducing

>qt has that "ask me anything i promise ill answer honestly" shit on her profile
>ask her about her first anal experience
>says "i'll answer it but you should know it was when i was young"
>blocks me

A qt sent me a video message basically saying she loves the Netherlands.
How should I proceed?

>>73766021
Paint your penis orange, wrap the Dutch flag around it and then send a picture of it to her.

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>some Nordcuck talking to me about how Estonia is Nordic and not Baltic
>says that the Russians living in their own communities should still be considered Estonian

>>73765991
Kek

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>>73761629
>you look like a wolf

Are you a dog lat anon? I knew it

>>73766070
Do the girls share the penis pics they receive with others?
For example were she in this thread, would she post it?

>>73766773
Why do you care?
You're a guy and its a penis pic.
The fuck are they gonna do with that?

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>girl views my profile multiple times
>she keeps switching her main picture when she does
>I never remember any of her pictures, so I keep clicking on her profile thinking it's something new
>realize it's her every time, don't have anything to really say to her
>"why do you view my profile all the time but not send a message"

>>73766773

girls have their own whatsapp group in which they trade qts among themselves and try to impress each other with who has a qt with a bigger dick.

Obviously.

Does bookmarking people let you know when the update their profile?

>>73766833
If it's nothing special, why would one send it in the first place?

>>73767000
I feared for this.

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>>73767000

>>73767054
Because chicks like dick

>>73767009
I don't think so. Only when you have them as friends.

Where is Ludwig btw?

>>73766840
French girl, name starting with H?

>>73767157
Probably railing a girl that fucking Chad

>>73767054

it's true, chicks are just like us.

One qt told me she was in all girls whatsapp group where they would talk about how guys send them weird messages, and instruct new girls to block turkey and what not.

They sometimes bragged about their qts by posting their nudes.

and would sometimes trade them between themselves or give advice on how to act with a guy they've already been with.

It's quite wild anon.

>>73767062
Hello

Uhm, not sure how I should interpret this, do you want to put me in a sock and hang me somewhere ? I don't think I'm kinky enough for you anon :(

>>73767157
Killed by a stray hungarian.

>>73767374
yup

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>>73767389
Idk I usually post that picture at you so yeah

>>73766222
Redpill me on Estonian girls

>>73767389
Wow, this hits me hard.
I wish girls wouldn't objectify men so much.

>>73767503

>tfw I have a special pictures in cat anons folder just for me

That's a pretty cool achievement

>>73767597
You, I like you anon

>>73767526

Ask them how to say twelve months in estonian

But on audio

Best fucking thing ever to ask estonian girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R0oXjIzOx4

>>73767526
A lot of lonely girls because for every 80 men there are 100 women.

They live 10ish years longer compared to Estonian men

Traditional and patriotic

Are not sluts

>>73767820
DELET THIS

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>>73767820
>do they?

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the one thai girl with big tits randomly stopped replying to me
was a little dissapointed to be honest

>>73768079
My turn, give me the name.

>>73768104
/r3lationship
post lewds

>>73768163
>naruto
I knew there was a reason why I didn't reply to her.

Oh well, I'll try anyway.

>See this one girl I'm really attracted to, but am hesitant to make an account since I can't take good pictures of myself, and worry she wouldn't reply.

What do guys?

>>73768404
Cuck yourself and give me her profile

Either that or man up and make an account. With that attitude you wouldn't be able to even get her if you had an account.

>>73768404
Find the most attractive guy you know, use his picture, talk to girl, get nudes, delete account

Complementary?

Which one of you fuckers is using orbs photos?

>>73767526
Estonian men are ugly and Estonian girls are lonely. That's all you need to know

>>73768466
>Cuck yourself and give me her profile
Depends are you black?

>>73768491
Better idea

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>>73767746
Send me some serb sweets please

>>73767837
>>73767963
>>73768079
>>73768104
>>73768163
>>73768303
>>73768404
>>73768466
>lots of american flags
cool

>>73768610
Half of those are ME

>>73768404
Make an account, take lots of photos, try different light, angles, backgrounds, facial expressions. That's how most people do it. Eventually you'll find a good one. If she's into you, you'll regret using a fake photo.

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>>73764709
>talking to this super smart and witty algerian chick for a month
>actually very well educated, and could get a visa to canada in a snap
>doesn't seem to believe in islam


hmm..

>>73768750
ITS A TRAP

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>>73768657
oh great

Guys, I deleted a picture, and it doesn't show up in any of the albums or anything, but when I click on my profile picture and scroll through them by clicking, it still comes up. What do? Will it eventually go away on its own?

>>73768750
Make her your QT anon

Lads I just ate some spicy wings and now I'm sweating/crying
Help

>>73768875
John...

>>73768673
Thanks, I think I present decently IRL, and have no trouble talking to girls, but have always been bad at photos.

>>73768766
she could get in on her own, and probably make more money than me with her degree. Not really a risk of a trap.

>>73768857
try to sign out and back in. If that doesn't work delete your profile pictures and re upload them again. This had happened to me before, though it happened long ago and I'm unsure of how I fixed it.

>>73769199
I've done both, no luck

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>>73768610
Sure, what's your address ?

This is the best thing ever to be honest

wine, chocolate and a cherry all in one.

Expensive as fuck though like 3$

>>73769224
>>73768857

It will disappear over time, it's stuck in their thumbnail (or yours maybe) cache

trying going incognito and viewing it there and you know on which side it's stuck

I mean it should disappear over time but whoever made interpals is a complete idiot so who knows

>>73769295
Tried incognito + on another device, same deal.
Well, hopefully it will go away soon.

>>73769235

Music for you when you get your cheeki breeki on with QTs at the Belgrade clubs

http://youtu.be/qQvwxmsRM64

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>>73769235
I'll try it

I want to impregnate my Turkish qt and marry her.

>>73769860
Don't do it anon
That's how you get roaches

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>>73769568

You think it's a joke

But this is our president

Gopnik life is very real

>>73769459
I'd say their end.

You can't really view the picture right only the thumbnail shows up ?

>>73769592
Where do you get all this foreign candy from ?

>>73769860
Do it!
For king and country

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>>73770359
hm? I sometimes go to the asian market and buy random stuff to try lol

>>73770292
She's hard to resist. I wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't have sex with her, and if I have to marry her for it to happen then I will do so.

>>73768673
1. Are guys allowed to use filters?
2. How do I use filters?

>>73770501
1. if you are a homosexual
2. don't use filters

>>73770436

We have only chinese shops and they just sell random low quality stuff but never candy ;-;

.t bought batteries from chinese shop and they didn't work.

Yeah I'm still pissed about that.

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>14 year old views my profile

>>73770792
Send a message saying "nice try fbi"

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>girl I was talking to stopped talking to me because I'm unironically religious and celebrated easter

>>73770792
Which country?

>>73770501
Well, I've seen some dudes with shitty gay filters getting them girls. But I'd rather edit them manually, if you don't want that, I guess a simple filter would work, but avoid black and white. Also, try snapseed.

>>73770865
You don't want to be friends with jews like that anyway. She probably just felt guilty about being responsible for his death.

>>73768750
Darren?

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To the Latvian guy, this is what she messaged me

>>73771238
say "my dental bill"

>>73771238
My erection
Its big, hard and throbbing so hard it hurts
It's even popping out of my pants

>>73771315
Go away Ágúst

>>73771386
Make me, faggot

>>73771461
*does the retarded clapping in hand things that we stole*
(Apparently was an hommage though).

Redpill me on Serbian women

>>73771574

they are evil sluts

>>73771461
Get off my board now.

>>73771739
Sorry, but I find it hard to take someone seriously, that is from a country that has lost three consecutive wars against mine.

>>73772043
You didn't even put up any resistance the last time we invaded you.

>>73772043
You don't even have your own army now you pleb
Stop living in the past old man

>>73772158
>>73772257
And yet you lost three consecutive wars against us
A country with no military or navy
Get rekt

>>73771574

They're just like Serbian men

Crazy, damned, and when you kill them once, they want it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3riPGfOwE

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>Message a qt from my country
>We fall for each other
>I travel 300km for her
>We are the happiest we've ever been
>The sex is so good
>When I get back we have a pretty big fight
>Her parents don't want me to talk to her anymore
>She doesn't want to get in trouble so cuts all contact with me
>I'm left alone and heartbroken

thanks for reading my blog

>>73772329
Go back to sleeping with your relatives mate

>>73772575
Nah m8, we don't do that here, we've always had laws against that kind of stuff, under punishment of drowning.
Unlike in England and Scotland, where you think its impolite to not fuck you relatives.

>>73772663
Congratulations on using my own insult against me, very witty and original

>>73772536
Sorry to hear that bro, I'm sure you'll find another qt gf

>>73772774
Thanks mate
If you were not inbred and had two brain cells to rub together I'm sure you could think of something just as witty and original.

>>73772850
>mfw Icelanders are so desperate to sleep with family members they created an app which confirms they are relatives
>mfw they disguise it as incest prevention

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/23/iceland-s-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed.html

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

>>73772536
Fuck I hate that. Too bad her parents don't want you. Sendings brohugs to you.

>>73772952
Sounds like someone is envious I get to sleep with hot Icelandic women

>>73773093
>Implying Icelandic's don't crave the BAC (big anglo cock)

>>73773016
Have you ever met with a chilean qt, fellow huaso?

>>73773189
I don't need to imply it, because its true.
People in Iceland don't have any false ideas of "handsome upper class brit" stereotype being the norm like other countries.

>>73773093
Icelandic girls are pretty ugly since they're mostly Scottish but Icelandic guys are lit af

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>>73770726
dont buy the electronics lol
I only sample the food stuff

>>73773246
None from IP, I got one that blocked me because I didn't pay her enough attention.

>>73773466
>Icelandic girls are pretty ugly since they're mostly Scottish but Icelandic guys are lit af
That's fucking retarded and makes no sense
I guess that's why you're America lite

>>73773428
What the fuck I thought Icelandic's were meant to be smart?

>>73773647
You thought right
The stereotype in Iceland about brits is that they're ugly as fuck
Hence there is a saying in Iceland you can hear here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbU_DF0bXA

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>>73773493
Do you like drop

>>73773749
LEAVE US ALONE STOP BULLYING US

>>73772850
>If you were not inbred
Said the guy from Iceland, a remote island with 300,000 people and almost zero immigration throughout its history

HAHAHAHA

>>73773493

I know, I was lazy.
But come on, not working batteries that's just sad.

>>73773842
hey what are those things that arab girls sometimes were when it makes them look like they're all tattooed when they're really not ?

>>73773987
Henna?

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>>73773987
Henna, why? Do you want to get decorated? :3

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>>73774020
>>73774054

Yes those.

Decorated ?
Hmm, well do they sell them for other stuff apart from hands ?


Also what is google trying to say with this captcha exactly ?

>get incredibly hammered last night
>apparently I got onto interpals
>and I messaged all 13 girls that I've been talking to

I feel dead inside, I haven't even opened up any of the messages but I know how I get when I'm drunk and I expect a lot of blocks.

>>73774215
Please open those messages and show us

I once told a Korean qt that was in love with me that race mixing is wrong and she should be ashamed when drunk. Felt pretty fucking scummy the next day

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>>73773851
Don't start shit and there wont be shit

>>73773966
Oh right, because Iceland and the Icelandic people are known through out the world for being extremely ugly and ripe with deformity.
You're just some kind of cocksucker that wants my culture and people to be extinct.
Fuck you, you limy piece of shit

>>73774215
Well, if you get blocked anyways, do you mind sharing your drunk messages with us? Should be fun

>>73774285
The only people in England that practise incest are the filthy paki's, get rid of them and there'd be a lot less problems
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

>>73774360
>Pakis
>Brit
Same fucking thing
Calling someone else out for doing it, except just more than you doesn't mean you do it any less than you do.

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>>73774277
>race mixing is wrong and she should be ashamed

Gold, Jerry.

>>73774120
>captcha
Kek
Hmm yes its for hair too, and you can apply it actually anywhere you like on your body

>>73774542
It's not gold mate I felt like a complete dick afterwards

>>73774285
If Icelandic people are so hot, what the fuck are you doing on Interpals looking for a foreign girlfriend?

And simply by the law of averages, with a population of 60 million there's more attractive people in the UK than in iceland

>>73774576

hmm, cool, might buy it

not for myself though, that was a joke.

Have you ever done it ?

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>>73774277
>>73774296
here is number one
she was a nice girl. I need another drink before I open the others

>>73774777
>but you are like talking to rock

very true for many of the females I've messaged

>>73774777
Shieeeeet this should be funny to see the responses to
Are you pilot bro or another guy?

>>73774770
When I was 6 years old once but after that ive never done it. ;-;

>>73774746
Who ever said I was looking for a foreign girlfriend
Fuck that shit.

>And simply by the law of averages, with a population of 60 million there's more attractive people in the UK than in iceland
GEE, I see you can count
You might have more in total, but not a higher %

>>73774777
Fucking kek. I hate that type of females tho, arrogant bitches. I'd have said the same.

>>73775014
;-; indeed

You should do it again seems like it can be incredibly attractive.

Post a pic on IP and qts are guaranteed ;)

>>73775235
I see girls with it on my campus often.

I got it done when I was ten at the beach. Got a dragon design on my inner forearm.

Thought about getting something more interesting done since its not permanent. Like a light skull design on my face for Halloween.

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>>73774777
I feel like shit friends.

>>73775011
not pilotbro

Fuck me

I just went through pictures that my Italian QT had sent me back in the day, while I was looking for something else. It put me right on the feels train.

>>73775419
This is gold keep posting it friend

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>>73775419

>>73775419

>Whoops wrong girl lol

Kek, your really crashing this thing with no survivors.

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>>73775419
>Whoops wrong girl lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Not sure how I feel about this .gif

>>73775490
I need to go to work right now, i'll post more when I get there

>>73775389

I don't see it see it here sadly :(

Yeah I like the fact it's not permanent too, good for having some fun at least, and it does look great.

I like all the complex patterns they can make

God damnit lads, getting to see the sexless japanese society meme first-hand.

It's like i'm giving the birds & the bees talk to this girl.

She even thinks holding hands is lewd.

>>73775984
John...

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last one before i go out the door. the others arent any good and it's just me saying HI and HELLO multiple times and I was able to apologize for my behavior

the ones i posted are the ones I've been blocked. for good reason

No i wont share her picture either

You are a huge asshole holy shit

>>73776179
give us the pic you daft cunt

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>>73774777

>>73776179
what cunt is she

Got another brazilian qt that wants to come. Gotta love Brazil. Now just gotta fix the autism. HELP

>>73776179
actually i need to see this entire conversation

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>>73774777
>>73775419
>>73776179
Heroes come and go, but legends never die.

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>>73776179
wow...

I'm actually very glad that I didn't message someone who posts here. Things could've been very awkward.

>>73776322
no you commie. You guys are laughing and they are funny I suppose but I genuinely enjoyed talking to these people.

>>73776835
Asian girl in Canada

>>73776897
That was the whole drunk conversation. Or do you mean the convo before I said that stuff?

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>>73775419
>Whoops wrong girl lol

>>73777279
yes the convo before
i want to get lewdies too

>>73778043
It was just a normal conversation with her calling me handsome once. There was zero flirtation in my non drunk messages.

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Will you be my pal?

someone make a new thread

>>73778524
we still have like 150 posts to go buddy.

>>73778467
>girl pivots that fast
wew fucking lad

niggers

>>73778690
I am talking to a South African mixed mutt girl. Real qt

Thread music

https://youtu.be/5Z5JsrO7378

>>73778960
n o

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>>73775419
>whoops wrong girl lol

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redpill me on her

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>>73779239


BUTT

>>73778988
y e s

>>73779239
>>73779345

It looks like she uses a lot of filters to make her look better than she is. She's a pure Slav judging by her shoe choice, so like with all slavish women will be attractive young, but fade badly later on.

>>73779689
yeah she's one of the trashy ones, avoid

if you want a slav gf go for one of the modest educated types who read British literature

WHY DON'T SOUTH AMERICANS VIEW MY PROFILE. I WANT SOME EASY NUDES

>>73779920
they're not that easy m8, USA girls are probably the easiest for nudes after Asians

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>>73764709
rate my profile pls, I just created one a couple days ago

/erwan-b123

I'd like to learn spanish or russian

pls no bully

>>73779239
>>73779345
>>73779689
>>73779918
someone get her nudes

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>>73779986
rood dude

>>73779989
yeah it's fine

on your languages learning tab add more languages like Russian, it will get you more views from Slav qts

>>73779989
>>73779989
take the fucking /cp/ out of the profile
other than that you look pretty chad desu

>>73780034

>implying

Which European country has the WORST sounding English accent?

>>73780297
UK

>>73780297
Germans

my QT gets pissed if I don't talk to her throughout the day.

I went to bed last night and forgot to tell her and then when I woke up I did some shit. And I get a message from her saying "why are you ignoring me? do you not like me anymore?"

this isn't normal is it? or is every girl on IP this clingy?

>>73780389
Are you a jealous type of guy? Nothing to do with it but just asking
A lot of girls are clingy especially girls who take this shit seriously.

>>73780389
Which country

>>73780041
will do thanks for the tip mate

>>73780297

German

>>73780389

Asian?

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>be the drunk anon who posted things earlier
>going through my messages just because I like making sure I am grammatically correct(IE I'm an Autist)
>realize there was another message, but I never sent it and it saved itself
>it was to someone who posts here

That would've been really awkward

Is the Ameribro who I stole Emmy from still around these threads?

>>73780476

POST IT

>>73780465

yes

>>73780417

shes azn

>>73780400

I get it, but I wouldn't be pissed if she doesn't message me for a few hours. I wouldn't automatically think "OMG SHES CHEATING ON ME". Maybe after a couple of days of no response I'd be like wtf

>>73780511
This one you don't get

>>73780558

pls ;__;

what language should I learn to help me get prime qt ass

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Trying to convert people to Mormonism, any suggestions on who to target?

>>73780581

portuguese or polish

>>73780537
Alright, you're not one of those. if you were of the extremely hypocrite jealous type maybe thats how she got attached to you.

>>73780588

filipinos

>tfw got nudes from a girl
>no longer want to talk to her
>absolutely disgusted by her since she's a whore

>>73780588
Central America Tbh

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Why didnt you tell me it was this simple before

When going after Eastern Europeans is it better to specify a language for countries, or just put Russian for the general region?

>>73780615

it's the circle of qtism

>girl doesn't give you nudes
wow fucking prudish bitch, I guess she's not into me

>girl gives you nudes
wow fucking slut, I bet she gives every guy nudes

>>73780632

ukrainians > russians

>>73780639
Anybody ever posted nudes here of a girl for another Anon to recognize her as a girl they were also talking to?

How tf do I get a conversation to last longer than 5 messages with these girls. I will try to ask a question or just have a convo and they will respond with two word answers.

Also when is it too long to message someone again after not talking for a bit.

>>73780632
Russian is fine for Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan and Belarus
but you want Polish for Poland

>>73780690
what kind of stuff do you ask them?

>>73780630
They have to be into you for it to have any chance of working. It's kind of like going all in. You risk losing everything.

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>can you add me on kakaotalk
bitch if you want a white bf you better download whatsapp and stop wasting my time with these asian message apps

>>73780712
Idk where to start, Ill usually start off with a question about if they would like to chat or whatever and if they say yes from there I will ask them about details about themselves.

There is not always much to go off of and it gets boring because it just becomes a cycle of:
>what do you do for fun
> not much..etc...etc... what about you?
>etc.ect.etc.

idk what to do its like making small talk with a 8 year old I feel more autsitic than I should Im not even this bad in real life talking to girls

>>73780746
Don't ask them if they would want to chat, just start chatting.

>>73780746
okay my general advice here is to just go off the wall and ask them something funny. Something political, sexual, a stereotype about their country, anything that will catch their attention.

It's best to ask something offensive or rude to make yourself stand out imo. Yeah some will get butthurt and block you but the ones who get offended by everything are boring and not worth talking to

>>73780792
desu I really would like someone to chat with, I'm not even looking for nudes or what ever and some of these girls do seem kind of sweet so I am a bit timid about scaring them off.

Im prob coming off too soft

>>73780822
it's always better to be too bold than too timid with girls, they respect you more for it

There is this kind of cute Kurdish girl I have gotten some messages to, I started off by asking her about her name and idk about asking her shit about turkey.

I usually get generic answers like "nice place with trees" or what ever.

>>73780792
>See girl from Romania
> Ask if she's a Gypsy, or vampire like everybody else in that country
>Get blocked

>>73780869
I sent a message to a romanian saying "are you a gypsy because you stole my heart" and we hit it off like that

>>73780869
lol that's kinda crossing the line from teasing to just being insulting

>>73780572
No, I even sent them a message saying we shouldn't talk anymore. I rejoined interpals at a bad time, because I enjoy getting hammered and I'm sure this will happen again.

Morning guys. Daily reminder that if you choose Asian Qts over European ones then you are part of the problem

>>73780918

>>>/pol/

>>73779989
damn qt

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Anybody want to take a shot with this black hispanic cutie?

>>73780537
Is she Chinese?

talking with a 45 year old asian woman

why do I get so hard talking to girls who are old enough to be my mother

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>>73781001
Oops
This should be the correct one

>>73781008

korean

>>73781019
Drop that nubian QUEENS interpals account

>BR messages me

TIME TO WORK ON SEEING THAT BIG BUNDA

>>73780918
>implying euros will talk to me

Redpill me on Belarus girls.

>>73781701
they're pretty boring

>tfw all I get are under age girls trying to talk to me

WHY, I'M 28. TALK TO PEOPLE YOUR OWN AGE

Who /mandrama/ here?
/wwegirl30

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Goodnight guys <3

>>73782187
sleep well

>>73781701
they are crazy, ask Daniel

Mastarbeet for me /cp/

>>73766250
>dog lat
Who him?
I just have long hair and am beautiful mens.

>>73782506
Go away

>tfw Moroccan qt keeps trying to convert me to Islam

It's making me want to drop her but she's thicc and has blonde hair and grey eyes for some reason

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Why do ugly Thais keep messaging me?

>Spaniard "girl" with a male profile keeps viewing me

>>73782685
try to convert her to Christianity.

>>73782767
block thailand lol, that's ez

>>73783033
But there are still some good looking ones.

>>73771238
Reply with "Mana erekcija. :DD"

>>73780916
That's awesome, then we get to see more of the bants

>>73770501

Only subtle filters that don't look like you're using a filter

>>73782042

Not having a 16 year old swedish qt in your late 20s

It's like you hate the best things life has to offer

>>73783906
While they are technically legal, the lewds aren't if I am not mistaken.

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>Kate

Honestly I think this is the first Thai girl I've seen that doesn't have a dumb fucking noun for a name

>>73783919

I didn't ask her for lewds, but I did spend 2 weeks at an Airbnb flat in Stockholm if you know what I mean.

And I literally cucked her bf so that was fun

>>73783928
All names are nouns

EVEN if you name your kid something's ridiculous like "running" then it is still a noun because it's a name.

>the more you know

>>73784060
Greentext that shit lmao.

B U L L ' D

I'm also talking to a girl that has a LDR, but she seems to be really open to my advances, and while she isn't that hot, the idea of cucking some poor sob has piqued my interest.

>>73784093
You know what I mean
I'm talking about "poo" and "car", met one called "atom" for heaven's sake

>>73765282
>Are you a handsome Russian man who wouldn't mind marrying a fat ugly hairy American man?

I'll take anything i can get right now.

the irish need not apply.

>I am a highly intelligent, reasonable, rational, realistic, tolerant, liberal, forward-looking, open-minded, scientific, logical individual.

I thought disabled people were supposed to be humble.

>>73765334
I know that feel Rusbro.

>>73772329
snorri you elf loving bastard, go eat fermented shark!!!

>>73773189
they all crave the attentions of THE GREATER ANGLOSPHERE WHITE BULL

>>73773595
dont compare china junior with us

>>73784411
I would, but it's still buried on the ground, soaking in my piss.

>>73784489
But they were always America lite before they got the Asian Invasion.

>>73784572
canada was the shortbus version of england before becoming the chinaman.

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what's the deal with russians, do they only want a green card to leave their country?

>>73784618
If you say so Jose.

Anyone else got a problem where their pictures look much better full-size than in the thumbnail?

>>73784671
Bants

>>73784628
Greencard is the US thing right? Or is it used here to describe similar things in other countries too?

Not the only thing we want, but an important one for sure.

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Stop messaging me reeeeeeeeeee

>>73784801
green card is the Resident Alien card. takes about 2-3 years to get. lots of fraud marriages take place for women and men to get these. like you get paid to marry the person, and go on little fake vacations and shit to make it look real for immigration, who interview you every so often.

Citizenship is a motherfucker to get even when married.

/EmmEnn96

>looking for ladyboys

lol

>>73784873
Germans on this site are the worst

>>73784807
Oh god I've got messages from her too

>>73784871
Doubt that most of us realize how much hassle it is to get one. But I'm pretty sure we prefer EU more.

>>73784807
>>73785135
She must have a thing for Brits
Poor girl

>>73785214
Cause she knows British citizenship is worth something unlike memelandic

>>73785143
its a hassle, but some people are willing to deal with the bullshit to get the prize.

Lots of SEA's do it and pay good money through some seriously shady human smugglers. I almost married this shriveled little bitch for $15,000 in 2003. she found this big fat as hell ANIME PRO weeaboo from hell, told him she was Japanese and cut out the triad dude, and fucked me and him over.

he told anime pro she was a hick from china , so anime pro dude burned their house down, and reported her to Immigration.

>>73785279
Of course, but that's not such a bad thing on sites like this
At least then I know women aren't just using me to get citizenship

>>73785305
We don't talk to roastie Thais anyway

>>73785283
Were you really beta back in those days? lel

>>73785319
I'm just glad as an Icelander that I don't get any Asian hoes talking to me, just European and thirsty South-Americans.

>>73785331
no i had a really bad heroin habit, and was looking for a big score to pull myself out of the hole i was in. I was going to go into rehab, but that score was too good to not at least try for.

then shit fell apart, i went crazy robbing dope dealers, smoking black tar, and ran halfway across the country and got clean.

>>73784807
she lookalike jav fat girl

>>73785283
how can you be a weeb pro and not know the difference between a Jap girl and a Chinese hick? Amateur

>>73785442
No
Much worse

>>73785405
i haven't seen any icelanders on ip but faroe islands i've talked with a weird koreaboo girl from faroe she loved whaling

>>73785470
dude was so fat, he looked asian since he couldnt open his eyes all the way.

i remember laughing with the chinese gangster guy when i said, "Imagine how she must feel trying to find his dick, and the horror she must know having something that unwashed in her mouth as his ass smell burns her eyes out of her head.

dude laughed and gagged from that.

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>>73785570
>Faroese Koreaboos

What's the funniest reaction you've had from a girl when sending her the dick pic?

>>73785405
I get a lot of Koreans which isn't so bad and then a fair amount of polish, German and French

>>73785753
Do you look like a twink? I'm not getting any random korean views anymore.

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>>73785753
you're probably a twink bud

>>73785666
Do you lot send the dick pics direct through InterPals?

>>73785753
>>73785659
i often get msg from france and sweden also russia and poland but uk and usa too all the koreaboos from anglo nations are the ugliest koreaboos t.b.h

>>73785997
no you get banned for that, add them on whatsapp first

>>73785958
>>73785986
I don't think I'm a twink, I'm the guy who posted a picture of himself in London with his Korean friend about a week ago if you remember that

>>73786000
Good thing I'm not a koreaboo then
Nice trips btw

>>73786214
at least they are polite and nice and i'm also ugly b.t.w

>>73786492
What does the average SK think of fatty kim getting his ass kicked and COREA being reunified?

>>73786214
Oh yes i think i remember you, you look in your teens

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>>73786492
>I'm also ugly
You the comfy anon?

>>73786958
19 desu

>>73787087
What's it like going on a date with a black formless blob of mass?

>>73787124
>black formless blob of mass
About as interesting as your average women senpai

>>73787124
Can't you see she's in her hijab?

>girl asks if we can talk
>say no
lulz

>>73778490
Lemme smash

>>73782506
done

>>73788513

New thread