too real for real nigga hours edition
Americans are dumb fat and ignorant.
Pic realted.
They want to rule the world but they're too dumb for this that is why they only ruin the world with thier shitty politics
>>72562733
pot meet kettle
hungry for some bacon
WHO TF UP
>>72562918
On my second cup of coffee this morning.
russians will one day do americas bidding
we'll uke your country with no survivors
>>72562918
I'm a registered sex offender.
>>72562716
What does this picture mean
>>72563075
Never you mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcd-yvudYSg [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
late night comfy infovid
>>72563075
android trudeau who is serious about saving the west is hiding behind faggot trudeau who himself is hiding behind a bigger faggot country called warsaw pact
>>72562716
Explain this picture or delete your thread IMMEDIATELY.
https://imgur.com/a/dZqdu
Reminder to improve your health.
cum lol
>>72563931
This video has been making the rounds
>>72563073
That's hot. Did you have to go door to door and tell your neighbors?
>>72564028
yeah
i've enjoyed the fatty shows for a few years so I'm happy other people are finding it. helps motivate people.
>>72564051
I got caught, public indecency and sexual assault. Wacked off and cummed on unsuspecting sunbathing girls.
>America
LOL xD
Made me laugh like a hyena
>>72564571
Ikr
>>72564651
kek
still dying buddies
goodnight soul sisters.
>>72565269
carry on my wayward suns
how to move across the country with no money
will suck dick
Who /mutualaid/ here?
>>72566597
Fug off, commie
Reminder that Marx based his ideas on the assumption that human society hasn't changed at all since the neolithic revolution
Reminder do NOT talk to non-/cum/ flags. Except Latvia.
>>72567884
I like some of the Finns tho
I don't know lads......
Wew
>>72564539
I feel very sorry.
>>72563931
Poor creature.
theres icecream truck outside
>>72567875
nobody cares
>>>/pol/
argentina
mornin' /cum/bums
>>72569513
I care
>>>/lgbt/
>>72569618
you're a nobody
>>72569692
you're less than nobody, you only rank the attention of nobodies
weep for me
>>72569523
>>72569523
>>72569523
...
>>72569602
good morning
>>72569513
>>72569692
I care too
>>>/lgbt/
>>72569757
There are no black people in my state
Reminder not to flush urinals
>>72569818
>country
>>72569986
I don't care about people 3000 miles from me
>>72569986
>being this stupid
>>72570059
not an argument
What happened to all the gommie spam from a few threads back?
*reads Mein Kampf*
ahhh yes this is very thought provoking hhmmmmm
>La Croix is posting undisclosed ads everywhere and no one's noticed
really makes you think
>>72570131
Commies need to be thrown from helicopters 2bh
>>72569821
They flush themselves automatically
>>72570131
They went back to cripple chan
>tfw you realize you don't need an autistic gf because all women are retarded
>you just need a nice gf
>>72570587
good luck lad
>>72570587
It's hard finding a nice one tbqh
I can't sleep. What is a traditional lullaby of yours?
>>72570645
just fuck a boy for his soul or something you degenerate
@72570685
what did he mean by this?
>be me
>have average to large penis
>want penis to be larger for maximum female pleasure
>find something called Ulis
>it's a penis growth technique where you wrap your dick in a warm towel and squeeze it as hard as you possibly can while fully erect
>apparently this makes it larger
>wrap it in warm towel and just end up masturbating after getting hard
End me
>>72570645
>What is a traditional lullaby of yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN7RphRieU
>>72570685
Pretty shitty lullaby. I want a sweet one to let me drift off to a peaceful sleep.
>>72570753
Can't load YouTube because shitty internet.
Type it out for me please.
>>72570742
That can damage your penis
I don't care much for anime
>>72570742
I don't think that makes sense warm towel thing
>>72570645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
Listened to this while making my Ulis post, it's beautiful my friend.
>>72570844
How so
>>72570891
damages the muscles so you can't get as hard
>>72570911
Damn. You can't get the meme experience but the song is Miserere by Gregorio Allegri
>>72570820
>>72570911
rapists don't get spoonfed
>>72570891
Not him but I snapped something in my dick from pulling it. It formed a type of plaque in my cock and now it has an upward bend. This is also why cowgirl is a dangerous sexual position. Don't be to rough with your willy.
>>72570917
So how does one make penis bigger?
CUTE
LITTLE
BRITISH
>>72570960
theres a surgery that can make your penis longer
>>72571011
Well that's fucking gay. There's gotta be a way to make my penis bigger that doesn't require it to be chopped up and remade
>>72570820
Not a rapist, and how is asking for a traditional American lullaby to facilitate a discussion on international culture spoonfeeding?
howling at this retard
>>72571124
not an argument
>>72571134
What? Don't you want a bigger penis?
>>72571124
Just fap and it will send your body into a relaxed state which might put you to sleep
*it's a mirror*
>>72571166
>can't answer simple question
n-not an argument
>>72571172
Already did one today.
I shouldn't have come to check out this general. Somehow it a so boring, but I'm more awake now.
>>72571272
look, what do I see? that's also not an argument. try again
>>72571242
Acceptable
>>72571272
It's 10 am here on the east coast, it's normally worse in the morning. This isn't peak time to visit
Go fuck yourself now, bye
post slugs buds
>>72571425
Chill out bud
>>72571490
not an argument
>>72571490
Look I just need my dick sucked
It's been a while
>>72571510
not an argument
>>72571522
*suplexes you*
>>72571540
*teleports behind you*
Watching granny porn again
BAH-GOD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
>>72571588
There's 35 yo grandmas these days
Nothing special
>>72571625
>35
To young
>>72571625
>these days
>imblying people are having children at a younger age than they use to
Emmylou is the hottest granny of all time prove me wrong
>>72571558
not an argument, quite fallacious in fact *puffs pipe*
my gpu just died
mental illnesses acting up again lads
AHHH fuck me.
>>72571929
My gfs mental illness started to act up in the middle of a bj
She passed out, I had to stop or else it'd be rape
oh fuck me i'm gonna be late
>>72571974
*slowly takes out penis*
>>72572060
*fuggs u*
>>72572224
i am in no mood for you right now
Could a human fuck up a cheetah? They actually aren't that big. A tiger or lion would fuck a person up but could a person beat a cheetah in hand to hand combat?
>>72572276
I could
>>72572276
Don't even attempt it, they're dangerously cheesy.
Catholicism is every bit as Satanic as mohammadanism ti be quite honest. Both should be eradicated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jflGlrQYaI
They are vicious
>>72572747
Canadians should be executed
radical islam
>>72572853
I for one, like seals and don't kill them with hapapiks
watched scarface last night 2bh
wish netflix wasn't so shit and didn't take shit off and put other shit back on all the time
Teacher just showed this video to the class and made me want to kms because of these fucking gay image macros and tumblr gifs
youtu.be/8qb-h0sXkH4
Why do """"educational youtubers""" try to get you interested with this cancer
>>72572567
fuck off Ashley
business idea: erode the gfs self esteem so she thinks she has to depend on me to survive
>>72573100
I bet you don't even have a girlfriend you just being a cheeky little shit
>>72573100
>having a gf
get out loser
at least netflix has 'The Hungry Caterpillar' i guess that's a banger
>>72573135
Leaf
>>72572993
>>72573085
>>72573135
fucking stop it
business idea: kill all normies
>>72573126
correct
>>72573166
somebody's jealous ;-)
>>72573164
no you gay proxy nigger
If you use the word normie you're a normalfag probably from r/thedonald/
>>72573166
I'd pay for that
feeling rattled rn
gonna watch halloweed now 2bh, i hope by the time i am done our economy will be fixed
>>72573231
stay safe
feeling horny rn
canada plz shut up
>s-stop saying normie!
Lmao get fucked reddit
>>72573295
i'm going to fucking kill you, stupid weaboo idiot proxy gay
>>72573346
never said stop
>reddit thinks they invented the word normie
L M A O
I crave pasta
lasagna sounds dope rn
I was thinking spaghetti
i don't want lasagna rn
business idea: get a mortgage for a house that's being sold below appraisal value then refinance at another bank at appraisal value
i had spaghetti a few days ago, gave the leftovers to my sister
>impregnates a canadian woman
>goes back to USA
Whoops LOL
>>72573543
we make the worst posts on 4chan
>>72573394
They did
*eats the leftovers*
thanks
>>72573569
speak for yourself pussy
you're not my sister
>>72573615
if anything I should be speaking for you
teehee yes i'am
don't be silly brother.
let's go to the carnival!
>>72573681
That's something pussy niggers do, no man speaks for another man unless given permission to do so. You sound like you were raised by women
did you guys know that Denmark took less than a day for Germany to conquer in the second world war? Amazing, right?
i wannafuck a clown girl 2bh
>>72573757
I too want to fuck a canadian woman
@72573757
zero thought went into this post
*makes america into a clown girl*
72573710
don't ever reply to me again
>>72573782
same difference
>>72569513
i care too
you're the one that should fuck off
>>72573839
I wonder what a clown sounds like when you fuck her
You better not make a your mother joke btw or ill fucking gimp u
*makes a your mother joke*
heh
>>72573909
Probably sounds like your mother when I'm dicking her
>>72573909
i think they make honking noises or something
>Drinking another species milk is disgusting. It's unnatural we're the only species to do this
We're also the only species that's gone into space fuck you bitch. Milk is delicious.
cows milk is technically poisonous to humans
>>72573994
>domesticating another species to suit your needs is disgusting
Do people actually believe this shit?
>>72573994
Ants do something similar, just not with milk. They use other bugs to cultivate their own sugar from the bugs secretions I think.
>>72574033
So are nightshades (see: a huge portion of the things we eat).
>>72574047
My vegan room mate does
Friendly reminder that being lactose intolerant means that you're not white.
The ol' professor going on about how conservatives vote against their economic interests
>>72574088
What if you become intolerant when you get old?
>>72574106
Did you tell him that money isn't the only important thing in life?
>>72574106
>it's in my economic interest to let Californians dictate what I can and can't do
Nah
>>72574135
It means you haven't been consuming enough dairy, which makes you not white.
>>72574088
Slavs aren't white
>>72574177
And don't you forget it, craKKKcer.
>>72574135
It's a diversity hire woman (she told us how the employers were very interested in hiring her because there were no women in the department)
No I didn't say anything
>>72563061
>Tfw I will never get uked
>>72574151
My family is cow farmers though and some people still become intolerant with old age.
Also,
>when I was 9 years old I kept getting sick
>go to the doctor
>says I cut off the things in my stomach that let me digest milk
>everytime I ate anything dairy I'd puke all day
>even after learning this I kept eating dairy because its in almost all of my meals
Was I non-white temporarily?
>>72574192
>Spaniards
>white
Superior Mediterranean Genes
>"Spaniards are white"
I'm drinking milk right now
spaniards are cute
>>72574249
STINKY DUMB GALICIAN SCUM
Only Anglos are white.
only gold is gold
Are americans white?
>>72574204
That's one thing I miss about being in school, being a contrarian to teachers and forcing them into debates with me.
>tfw teacher tells everybody to mark on a timeline of pregnancy of when a fetus becomes a human
>I mark mine way off the end with a ?
>get into a long debate about how humans aren't human until years into their development
Literally the only good thing about school, until I started getting kicked out of class for "asking too many questions". Fuck public schools.
>>72574281
*slaughters Poles*
*kills Jews*
*collaborates with Nazis*
*joins the SS*
Psssshhh....
>>72574323
Yes but not California or Texas
>>72574327
*marks it at conception*
Heh...
>>72574323
no lol
>>72574373
I could argue either way, I just like being contrarian.
>>72574376
Are Canada white or just snowmexicans?
>>72574410
snowmexicans
I just realized how autistic my teachers probably thought I was in highschool
>teacher would tell people they needed to find a group to do a project in
>I would veto them and do it alone
>even if it made somebody else work alone or a group be smaller I would just do everything alone and not even attempt to find a partner
I was such a fucking autist and I didn't even care.
>>72564244
that doesn't answer his question
>>72574410
""''White"""
*listens to Dropkick Murphys*
Toppa da mornin ta ya
Milk a new symbol of hate?
Many Americans have been so accustomed to hearing the benefits of milk that you probably didn’t even realize the subtle racism hidden in our health facts. It may not surprise you that the United States was founded on racism. That every institution we uphold has racist roots that are sometimes difficult to catch and even harder to fight against. This phenomenon affects our voter ID laws, state testing and, yes, even our federal dietary guidelines. The federal endorsement of milk in American diets contributes to the problem by uncritically pushing people to drink milk, despite the potential detriment it has on non-white people’s health. The #HeWillNotDivide us stream set up recently was great at showcasing racists love for dairy. In an effort to prove their masculinity, a dozen middle-aged white men showed up shirtless, shouting about how they need to ‘secure the future of our diet and the future for milk drinking.Until we recognize the racist roots in our own systems of government and fight to remove them, we are all in part responsible for the white, creamy form of racism currently taking hold in our country.
/cum/ should just be /cu/. Canada and US share a common heritage but there's nothing we have in common with Mexico besides geography.
>>72574493
i also did this but mainly because i thought i could do everything faster by myself, and i was right
>>72574553
It basically is /cu/ because Mexicans don't post often. Don't bully Mexicans though, they are good lads when I go on vacation.
>>72574519
!!!~~~~~~OFFICIAL THREAD THEME COMING THROUGH~~~~~~~!!!
https://youtu.be/36VUXSA2k1s
>>72574553
do United States actually shares a lot of treats with Mexico
>>72574553
mexico is friends
>>72574553
What about /cuck/
Canada, United States, Caribbean (since there are lots of English speakers in the Caribbean), Kingdom of Denmark (since it includes Greenland, which is in North America)
>>72574135
>>72574142
>>72574106
>rethuglicans dont realise blue states subsidize red states
MUH SOCIALISM
>mexico stole Brady's superb owl jersey
>mexico is friends
WRONG.
Canada did u know we have same digital camo
>>72574618
thats soundin clean 2bh
>>72574639
Eesti is besti
>>72574639
>digital camo
>any hair in the army
>>72574621
>libruls don't understand that subsidies are cancer regardless of who receives them
>>72574639
cute
>>72574639
did you buy CADPAT from us? also pls buy C7 rifle and LAV-III thank you
>>72574681
>implying i'm a liberal
>implying arkansas wouldn't collapse without federal handouts
lmao
>>72574568
This
>>72574635
he deserves to have it stolen
>>72574746
>implying I don't want the farming sector to collapse
>>72574771
wrong again friendo
>redditflags
stop
>>72574775
the niggers in little rock wont be happy when their foodstamps dont convert into wonder bread anymore
>>72574746
Let natural selection do its work
>>72574815
Flaggots ruined this general
want to buy a longboard lads
can I longboard fast enough to escape my failed ambitions
>he deserves to have it stolen
Would u like it if ur cunt had mandatory conscription?
Not pussy conscription like in Norway but real Eastern European mental and physical torture conscription?
>>72574820
Little Rock deserves to be firebombed
>>72574843
normies ruined this general
watching a documentary on the little rock nine
>>72574621
Which ones
>>72574898
>saying normie
Normalfags out
>>72574881
It just opens up the military to more activism on behalf of snowflakes
>>72574881
yes I would love to be forced into the military, tortured, then sent off to get shot by sand niggers
what did you think you absolute daffy cunt?
>>72574873
kek
>>72574891
the refugees will break down your door and rape your mom in conway lel as soon as the lights go out the pavement apes go wild
>>72574696
We had it special made locally. We just use ur pattern that's slightly altered (no loyalties lmao). We already bought CV90s
>>72574680
Finnish camouflage is ugly tbqh (no offense). Also these men are from the reserve training exercise where they notified 120 000 men and only gave them 48h to show up. Over 100 000 showed up
President Toilet Bog Fart will get impeached
>>72574963
>implying my family lives in Conway
Stinky dumb mulatto scum
>>72574996
fuck you
>>72574920
blue states like NY and CA are net contributors in tax and most midwestern states are not
>>72575008
This, just wait. He won't make it past the first 100 da- uh... I mean he won't make it until July. Just you fags wait. He'll get impeached in no time.
>>72574937
We have it and I loved every bit of the torture. Also I literally got waterboarded once so that wasn't as fun
>>72575079
Rude
>>72575137
more rude to rip off our design, not pay royalties and then buy military vehicles from swedecucks that arent even amphibious in a coastal country with lots of lakes
fuck your defence ministry
western euros are so cute and innocent, we baby them too much
>>72575079
kys you'reself
>>72575212
Lol we actually didnt rip u off we bought the rights to your camo. Most lakes are so small u can drive around them. Also CV90s are light enough so that they don't sink into our ground
>>72575272
drive around this lake fatty *flips u off*
euros get the fuck out already you scum
https://youtu.be/aTafZRecy2k
(NEETs not allowed to listen)
>>72575297
Very rude. Aslo how's the weather down there xDDdddDDD
Are Californians banned yet
EYO PAULIE WHOS LEGS YA GOTTA BREAK ROUND HERE TA GETS THESE CA-LEE-FOR-NEE-AY-AIN GABAGOOLS BANNED
lol
>>72575003
EYO
Y
O
>>72575358
NEETs BTFO
>poor little balckboi gets drilled by a gang of crackers
>>72575597
very homosexual post estonia
are all people gay in estonia?
>come back from trip
>sister tries to start a fight about some pot i left in the sink
why are women so fucking annoying?
>>72575640
i hope so
>>72575640
Shut the FRICK up
>>72575640
t. blackboi who got drilled by a gang of crackers
>>72575640
you're projecting
>>72575656
Commies are supposed to share labor you lazy mulatto
>>72575656
dude
>>72575656
her crotch is probably leaking blood and needs a good fucking to make her feel better about it bud
give her my number and ill help you both out
i have an obsession with fictional little girls
>>72575665
Why are u so angery at us canadabro?
Estonia should be annexed by Denmark again.
>>72575787
why
>>72575773
i'm not
>>72575770
Kill yourself scumbag
>>72575773
Ignore him, he's a fag
Estonias age of consent is 14, however u can still be held responsible for rape if ur not Estonian citizen.
>>72575818
aye, suck my dick retard
>people masturbating to cartoons makes me foam at the mouth
Estonia is 1/4th Russian
>>72575721
then she should be glad to clean up after her comrades
>>72575731
she likes girls
>>72575874
Who are you quoting?
>>72575849
You can marry a 13 year old girl in my state.
>Girl scouts petitioned recently to move the age to 18 or something
>gets declined by the state
>>72575890
Lazy dumb nigger scum
>>72575918
ok i like that rhyme
put it on a tshirt
haha he posted the epic /pol/ meemee!!!!!!!!
>>72575890
>she likes girls
Well there's the issue, he has a mental disorder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szKxAdvlCCM
its lit
>Who are you quoting?
>>72575944
/pol/ did nothing wrong
>>72575887
East Estonia has a shit ton of Russians. If u stay out of Ida-Virumaa u will never see Russians ever. Also before 1940 we were 99 per cent Estonian.
>>72575787
Check ur privilege shitlord. My ancestors were slaves for 700 years so u better show me them reparations
>>72575952
That's fucking awful
https://youtu.be/3CG-92Rz2os
Listen to real music SCRUB
>>72575952
im sipping on that codeine not brandy
>>72575978
>>72575978
>>72575978
new when you're ready
>>72575986
>not even shipping up to boston
i'm pissed to say the least
>>72575997
prepare to be reed at and have it deleted because everyone is autistic and MUH 310
>>72575997
5 posts too early retard
>>72576039
someone's angry
>>72575997
this is spam, stop spamming
I want to lick a cute girls navel desu
Oy vey
The estonians infiltrated us. Time for genocide.
>>72576068
probably the grossest place on a woman you could lick
>>72567875
Trump supporters: just one more Jewish tie
>>72570645
Silent night smelly night by mojojojo