Stop watching porn
fuckin hell lads don't watch Poppy
the brainwash memes are real, fuck fuck fuck
cara
lads, post rosy
>tfw no gf
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webm
;;;;;_;;;;;
airpig month is a bad miniseries
>>72552710
real thread
>>72553083
based janny
>>72553052
Do you have the one of the blonde girl who wakes up and makes a moaning sound?
>>72553083
Matt Le Blanc is actually built like a brick shithouse
>>72553045
hate her style as much as her face
>turquoise shit
>rings on every finger
>gypsy bracelets
>>72553052
>tfw 27 and yet to kiss a girl
>i will never know how this feels
Went out with some friends
https://youtu.be/85y-N5GJa9g
They call him the quickdraw, lazy on cp
but when he sees a rogue /brit/ thread, he is the alpha janny
looks like me and the gf are gonna stick at it lads
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>72553132
take a chance on her
>>72553112
are you ugly, fat, spazzimodo?
I've literally had girls walk up to me and kiss me on the lips without even speaking to me
>>72553052
hate her
having a think
>>72552718
another chan site /pol/res/9516956.html#9542309
stop seeking control
Nowt better than a good fart
>>72553141
thats what he said retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ssU2pXndOo
DON'T watch this
>72553108
early 2015 /qa/ was comfy desu
it's been shit ever since the announcement made it a non-hidden board for a while
>>72553052
dear oh dear but do i find females irritating
>>72553181
no, he said
>looks like me and the gf are gonna stick at it lads
>>72553112
>tfw 28yo KV
>tfw sit on a side of the office with 15 (FIFTEEN) women and no other men
>>72553183
shall
0.0
>>72553204
jf cunt
>>72553183
weird
>>72553191
fuck I meant >>72553108
Stop being reactionary.
hello lads
>>72553220
think you might be an idiot mate
reminder this happenned
>>72553204
that means i'm taking a chance on her (desu she's taking a chance on me)
belt or braces lads?
has anyone got the video where tim's doing the dishes and vinay starts talking to him and tim acts really hostile?
>>72553191
>>72553227
Too much pissing and moaning for my tastes and newfags trying to change shit, did have its good threads tho
night
Stop using technology
>>72553258
Belt for things at the hip, suspenders for waist-high trousers.
are samsung tablets any good
reminder this happened
>>72553183
a real noodle boiler that one
>>72553209
Definitely no men on that side of the office that's for sure
high-waist trousers are the true redpill
>>72553219
this is in the past now
>>72553335
alri simon cowell
>>72553300
>>72553322
i have a willy though
more weird vids
reminder messi was diagnosed with autism
>>72553199
bit gay
>she's bloody married
Boggles the mind.
need to do 500-1000 words but im too tired to do them. and its in for tomorrow
Sad!
>>72553435
don't post my gf
>>72553052
>tfw will literally never know this feeling
Deos modafininl work lads?
>>72553216
>>72553225
>>72553313
youve doomed yerselfs lads, i tried to warn you. you don't got much time left
how do i become a sponsored athlete for herbalife
i know two lads who work for them that ive just met at random around the gym
72553443
Still hope you fail.
>>72553183
makign the neurons fire at light speed
also poppy a cute
ywn have that shoulder breadth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjYW8A5P-Xc
>>72553183
>>72553183
now this made me think
>>72553478
"Everything is pastel and she has a cute voice oh how hypnotic"
srs
its nearly 00:00 lads
my willy got caught in the door again :/
think can have the 'arents having sex
>>72553565
make a wish x
my name jeff
>>72553478
you're scaring me
The political views of /pol/ and reddit are equally alien to me. Thus, I view both with an equal, and removed disdain. They are but 2 sides of the same coin, constantly in motion. A flipped coin if you will. And I am the person flipping said coin. The head or tails side cannot perceive me, for they exist in a 2D plane while I dwell in the 3D realm. This is analogous to my relationship with both.
>>72553535
>>72553478
that was nice
Prediction: a /brit/ anon will die today.
>>72553104
no but asmr gf roleplay is a big thing, so try searching on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m63vLpZViKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZD_dIlFGM
your world is not real
>>72553623
pick me pick me
>>72553600
you wont even realize until it happens
>>72553614
i am le enlightened fence sitter
>>72553614
>>72553623
and it will be YOU
*unsheaths glaive*
I'm gay
>>72553112
just be yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiNtFzxWDHA
>>72553664
drrr is a good anime
>>72553614
reddit isn't some homogeneous mass
far more variety on there than here tbqh
>>72553629
she's a massive whore, mentally ill too. go to the other chan's asmr board and look at the thread on her
>>72553623
Hope it's me, my poop was a lil black so hopefully I've got an intestinal bleed.
>>72553653
not being at the extreme of either end doesn't make you a fence sitter
>reddit isn't some homogeneous mass
>far more variety on there than here tbqh
>>72553664
>>72553653
I predicted a level of ridicule may be levelled upon me by posters here while I was making that post. I can see you are a side of the coin.
>>72553700
how about you and your bony little wings flap your way back then
there's a blonde youtuber who can best be described as a bimbo and i forgot her name. it was something like tessa boobtits anyone know who i'm talking about? i can't for the life of me remember
>>72553727
Not wrong, though. r/the_donald and r/politics are shit, but different types of shit.
>>72553300
>British Knights
>>72553701
genuinely could not care any less, anon
"Beards are growing on British women - just 34% of 18-39 yr old women prefer clean shaven men, down from 71% in 2011"
>tfw clean shaven
fug
*strikes you hard in the inner collarbone with my sharpened billhook, shattering the bone and splitting your subclavian artery, killing you instantly*
>>72553666
>666
Definitely this guy.
>>72553623
Prediction: I will do a wank to Cirno's cute soft legs tomorrow
>>72553775
My job requires me to be clean shaven. FFS.
>>72553775
stop being a gendertraitor metrosexual tranny and grow a beard
>>72553700
And here we can observe the other side of the coin, the redditor. He thinks that his 2D plane is the entire world, but he couldn't be more wrong. Fascinating
>>72553795
Why wait?
>>72553775
without beard is still higher than with beard...
>>72553798
Wagies btfo once again
>>72553417
Is that the tabbyx247 or whatever who was basically a vlogger qt that became Rebecca black 2.0 and started doing shit music videos
>>72553775
>Beards are growing on British women
>>72553815
Already did one 10 minutes ago innit
perusing /c/
>>72553801
lmao, every urban feminist vegan twat has a shitty beard these days you turd
i can grow one, but it doesn't interest me or suit me
Dermot O' QUEERY!
>>72553801
when every runt has a beard, having one is what makes you metrosexual, not the other way around. look at your company
>>72553727
>>72553743
>>72553812
too easy
>always act awkward and autistic in front of cute girl at work
>her banter is pretty decent but i can't give it back because it always comes out weird or i trip over my words
>don't even fancy her
How do i sort myself out?
>>72553886
By being a man instead of a little faggot.
all around me are familiar faces...
>>72553886
do half a pinger just before work
>>72553922
>gif
fuck off
>>72553886
shelf a pinger before your shift
>>72553902
brilliantly profound (!)
>>72553922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4
Nowank never works lads.
You're fine for the first few days, even weeks maybe, but eventually your lusts and urges just become too distracting for every day living.
You can't go 5 minutes without thinking about how much you need to nut inside a young thing.
A compromise of only wanking once every 3-5 days works best, depending on your libido.
>>72553902
Not very helpful m8e
>>72553889
They fixed Mass Effect Andromeda's graphics.
Currently reading up on Gamergate. Didn't follow it at the time.
Mental how it became such a huge thing.
>>72553953
fixed that for you
Why does /brit/ hate gifs?
They are the superior moving file type.
>>72554019
IT'S A MEME YOU DIP
>Trump hasn't been impeached yet
What's taking them so long
>>72554000
see, thats much better quality. gifs are for the plebs mate.
>>72554033
>gif
fuck off
what was his major malfunction?
>>72554033
must be too busy locking Hillary up!
>>72554032
too easy
>>72554033
He has done nothing outside the rule of law
feel like i'm being watched lads
Just realised what a fragile mess Bedford """""infrastructure""""" is.
Was on my way to the gym (6 minute drive) but a crucial road on my usual route turned out to be blocked. Some sort of lorry accident it looked like; the police were turning everyone around.
I searched my mind and then (after parking) consulted Google Maps only to prove to myself that yes, the only other way to the gym would have me circumnavigating the town and take about 35 minutes. All because half the fucking roads in the town centre have been converted to bus-lane-only or one-way roads making alternative routes impossible.
The fucking state of this town.
>>72554033
a team of experts are telling him not to do things which would get him impeached
>>72554033
You have to do something really serious, like have sex, to get yanks angry enough to impeach you
>>72553978
theres nothing inherently wrong with wanking
nofap people are just as retarded as AA people
you have no self control so it has to be all or nothing
Reminder.
>>72554046
had a hearty laugh
got called bait in /pol/ lads
>>72554046
he clearly was picking something up off the floor
>>72554046
he prepares to take the Downers' tunnel (under the chairs.)
>>72554076
>bedford
yokel
>>72554083
you know what's funny is that he can ignore the court rulings against his immigration law. only the supreme court "has that power" but even then it doesn't. it's nowhere in the constitution. they gave themselves that power. they have no enforcement, look up about andrew jackson
REALLY wanted that Christine Chubbuck footage to be real. oh well.
>>72554046
fuck all wrong with sniffing a lasses seat lad
>>72554161
That doesn't sound like anything a reputable constitutional lawyer would say
>>72554171
it is
>>72554046
>>72554189
reigenbot debunked it
>>72554191
>gif
fuck off
time for bed
can i get a tuck in?
>>72554188
what you think doesn't matter, it's true. go read the wikipedia article on the supreme court or something, it's probably in there
>>72554204
wrong
would heem anyone ITT
>>72554228
supposed video: http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/christine-chubbuck-suicide-video/
debunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAqpIlFm3E
WHAT is your favourite place to visit / thing to do in the UK?
In a year I will be moving to japan for two years and I realised that I haven't traveled much within the UK, so I'm looking for suggestions. Also if anyone has any experience living in Japan long term then I'd be happy to hear of it
>>72554256
I like to pick my nose
>>72554256
snowdonia and small scottish islands
>>72554254
unless we're being jew'd lads, but it's a hard call
i think im blind
>>72554254
That debunk is utter bollocks tbf.
Limmy isn't funny and I'm glad they shelved his crap tv programme.
>>72554033
if trump is impeached mike pence becomes president
Only 4 weeks until my 2-week holiday lads
>>72554317
he's an ass now that his wife left him. drunk all the time
>>72554313
what about Gordon's testimony? Is he pulling our legs then?
>>72554254
does look really fake 2bh
only gone and fell for her, lads
>>72554310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGK00Q7xx-s
>>72554254
It's fake
In the actual video, she puts the barrel of the gun under her chin and shoots. She did this because the day before she asked a police officer the most effective method of suicide, which she claimed was for a play.
In the leaked footage she starts with the gun in that position but then brings it to the side of her head when she pulls the trigger
>>72554288
good suggestion, I like walking/hiking so that looks perfect thanks. You from around there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTGk0js8PVs
>>72554376
but she's a bit ugly
are we posting irl waifus?
when did you come to terms with the fact that you'll die alone
>>72554480
>>72554403
Probably best you clue yourself up before posting shit, you fucking idiot.
>She drew the revolver and shot herself behind her right ear.
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=mT0gAAAAIBAJ&sjid=5mYEAAAAIBAJ&dq=christine%20chubbuck&pg=3508%2C10156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8
>>72554444
would make a right mess of you if it wasn't for those digits
>>72554495
I cry myself to sleep
Got an addiction to making threads lads, I just love the replies pouring in.
>>72554480
literally can't catch
The Boy Gideon is currently employed in SIX jobs.
james mcavoy seems like a good lad
>>72554543
NEED a trap gf
>>72554508
quality fact check inspector.
hoping some more developments come out.
>>72554571
that fucker is always forgetting his bible
>>72554601
ECKS DEE
wonder what would happen if you called a random black guy slave boy
Business idea: only reply to posters who attach an image to their post
want going? shop owt anyone
>>72554630
how do people even get to this point
how do they lose all control
>>72554639
need to get me one of those hats
>>72554630
Janny hard at work
>>72554661
Me too, preferably with a girl attached to it.
>>72554495
Have got many relatives, that's all the I'll ever need
just woke up
making some coffee
>>72554710
kot
>>72554710
Alri.
Rate the yank convict gf.
>>72554710
>just woke up
nightshift wagie?
>>72554066
* *
>>72554656
SS + GOMAD
shitin for britain
keep watching this fat lad
wonder if he's noticed
>>72554630
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
>In July 2011, Elliot Rodger followed a couple he was jealous of out of a Starbucks in Goleta and threw coffee on them.[16]:87
>In a later incident, he splashed his latte on two girls sitting at a bus stop in Isla Vista for not paying attention to him.[16]:100
>In July 2012, Rodger purchased a Super Soaker, filled it with orange juice, and used it to spray a group playing kickball at Girsh Park.[16]:106–107[76]
haha lads had another panic attack
the overground should be different shades of orange to show the lines
>>72554787
bit gay
>>72554757
I stare at everyone in public, fun to observe people
some sort of 24 hour dance marathon on radio 2
bretty cool
Why do so many S**therners represent constituencies outside their native territory?
>>72554656
You'd think that if they hit say 25 stone, even 20, they'd realise they have a serious problem and do something, or someone they know intervenes.
fuck the ukkk
>>72554821
not enough intelligent northerners
>>72554774
I HAVE SCREAMED UNTIL MY VEINS COLLAPSED
I'VE WAITED LAST, MY TIME'S ELAPSED
NOW, ALL I DO IS LIVE WITH SO MUCH FATE
I'VE WISHED FOR THIS, I'VE BITCHED AT THAT
I'VE LEFT BEHIND THIS LITTLE FACT:
YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE
I'VE GOTTA SAY WHAT I'VE GOTTA SAY
AND THEN I SWEAR I'LL GO AWAY
BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU'LL ENJOY THE NOISE
I GUESS I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST
MY FUTURE SEEMS LIKE ONE BIG PAST
YOU'RE LEFT WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE
>>72554836
What's life like in the Faroe Islands?
>>72554800
>>72554495
About 3 years ago
>>72554846
>not enough intelligent northerners
obligatory:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
Hi Neil,
Have a proposition for you. I know a junior football club looking for a former goalie to offer voluntary keeper training for kids. If you had a spare hour on either Wednesday or Thursday tea times or Saturday mornings. Really worthwhile experience and might give you something positive to focus upon and plus you'd finally get to meet me and have a roll around. :sid:
Let us know how if your interested
John
>>72554848
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
PULL ME BACK TOGETHER
OR SEPARATE THE SKIN FROM THE BONE
LEAVE ME ALL THE PIECES, AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE
TELL ME THE REALITY IS BETTER THAN DREAM
BUT I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY,
NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS!
>>72554855
we have clean tap water
>>72554836
>ukkk
never heard of it
hmmm
>>72554872
>>72554872
this lad would shrivel in terror if I looked him in the eye
>>72554855
nasty, brutish and short
>>72554879
your sea water isn't so clean though
>>72554873
say you're busy with uni
might just cook some chicken and eat it on it's own
Warning you now lads you'll be seeing incredibly annoying gimmicks popping up very soon.
>>72554879
are you the faroese guy that help make this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eo35AxVt9i
Christ's sake, he's still on here since 17:30 GMT.
>>72554923
not as blood-stained as your history, crackkker
mum is worried about best korea nuking the world into oblivion
told her not to worry but she was born in 1952 so see grew up with the spectre of nuclear apocalypse looming
>>72554916
oh i dunno he sounds pretty tough tbqhwyf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYEqoKvRfc
>>72554879
How much money is a good yearly salary over there?
>>72554966
where's the lad?
>>72554966
Where is he?
>>72554918
hat
>>72554961
400,000 - 500,000 DKK before taxes
>>72554978
>>72554986
could easily knock any cunt in here the fuck out right now
>>72554978
>>72554986
>>72554952
theory: NK has no nukes, the missiles are fake, and the underground earthquakes are actually godzilla getting a bit rowdy, and all of NK is merely a facade used to keep godzilla in a cage
How hard is it for an American to immigrate to the UK? I want your English poo qts
I think finn jones is the worst part about iron fist
>>72555016
If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
Does he post on here?
>Why haven't you killed yourself?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/why-havent-you-killed-yourself-9602834
>>72555032
fuck off were full
>>72554873
>>72554873
>“Have a proposition for you. I know a junior football club looking for a former goalie to offer voluntary keeper training for kids.”
Dear John,
My body is ready.
Kindest regards
Neil
>>72555016
*knocks you out*
>>72555013
howling
>>72555046
queenie is full too
>>72555032
It's difficult now, but who knows what possibly change after Brexit
why the fuck is half of what is called classic rock not classic rock
nu-classic-rock:
aerosmith
guns n roses
van halen
styx
jethro tull
journey
whitesnake
pearl jam
(essentially all 80s and onward rock with the exception of the doors)
styx and jethro tull are alright, but these all others are shit and not classic rock. It's not classic just because it's somewhat old.
you ever been mugged lads?
>>72555105
Those songs are becoming old
>>72555123
no
not the type of guy you would try and mug
>>72555123
There's crime in the UK?
>>72555140
And? Classic rock is a genre and not based on age.
Playing Simcity lads. Far superior to Cities Skylines.
anybody from chester lads?
>>72555172
nah
>>72555123
Don't live in London
very attracted to ginger boys lads
how's Elisa Lam end up in that water tank lads
>>72555169
>not based on age
Yes it is
Led Zeppelin records weren't considered classic rock when they first came out.
>>72555200
Would you attend #sheeranalbumparty
>>72555123
No
>>72555150
>>72555218
threw herself in whilst having a psychotic episode
Girl sent me 5 long messages and I just replied 'dont care'
>>72555270
nice
>>72555270
roastie btfo
>>72555222
Please swallow lead idiot. By this logic all old rock music like Nirvana becomes classic and somehow in the same genre as Johnny Cash. Thie Stooges aren't considered classic-rock despite being quite old nor is what you said true because Led Zepellin was an obvious continuation in genre style of previous rock music in that era. Nirvana, Aerosmith, etc.. .are not stylistic continuations of that era of rock music while The Doors are.
could heem every one of you into next wednesday
>>72554846
I suspect it's Bliar, his legacy of New Labour and heavy bias in favor of sending the young 'uns off to uni or else their chances at life are only for perpetual failure (in their view).
>>72555306
You're being way too specific.
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
>>72555746
mong
>>72555763
dong
>>72555309
all me