Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>72320151
乙

勝ってるな

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>>72320216
do you think they already had fuck?
did cindy sucked his dick?

>>72320216
ブス

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Samurai movie + drinking = fuck yeah m8

>>72320323
きみの彼女のほうがかわいいと?

5点差か
まだ気は抜けない。

今何回戦なんだろう
これに勝つと優勝なのか

>>72320381
いや、そんなことない。私の彼女は普通。
私と同じだ。
ただ、あいつが怒るようにそんなことをやってる。

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>>72320301

>>72320471
ふつうがいちばんいいよ

>>72320151
おちゅ
>>72320216
I don't think that she is not cute.
However, she is not suitable for the front girl of Japanese thread

>>72320464
勝つとアメリカに移動して準決勝が戦える

>>72320151
おつかれ

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>>72320151

サイドスローで140km出すんだ
あきよし 誰なんだろう

>>72320564
そうなんだ。。
アメリカ行きの切符がかかってるんだな

日本戦以外もちゃんとお客入っていたんだろうか

>>72320527
There are billions of the women in this world. You'll always find more beautiful one. And the most beautiful ones are the most likely to betray you because they are bait for handsome men and she might get seduced by some, or start thinking she's worth more than you or some bullshit pretty girls start thinking once they realized the power they have over men.

Beautiful girls are poison.

ダメ押しチャンスだが
イスラエル試合を捨てない。
点差も関係するパターンなのかな。サッカーみたく

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>>72320729

>>72320846
勝ったなガハハww

>>72320151
まゆゆ乙~

あ決まった・・・

>>72320907
そうだな

>>72320846
4失点以下なら負けても準決勝って言ってた気がする

>>72320942
こっからイスラエルが11点入れるとは考えにくいw

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>>72320729
Speak for yourself m8

>>72320993
Yeah, she's good looking. But there are still lots of girls that are much more pretty or beautiful. Deal with it.

>>72320151
What's the difference between partlabor and part-time job?

>>72320993
Is that your ex who secretly spent her New Years Eve with your family 8 months after you broke up?

>>72320993
Did you get someone here to drink with in Miyazaki?

>>72321105
Pat-Labor, not part-labor

>>72320993
>デーン
Maybe I read your thread in /out/ some weeks ago. How long have you been in JP thread?

>>72320942
じゃあグループの勝ち抜けは決まってるのか。
日本強いんだな。

>>72321157
Yup

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あとリア充禁止

すごい
粘られてる。まだやってる

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イスラエル粘る
>>72320993
>the most beautiful ones are the most likely to betray
まあ、日本でも
「美人は三日で飽きブスは三日で慣れる」
と言うな
ただし、「性格ブスは三日も耐えられない」を付け加えたい
恋人にしたい女と嫁にしたい女は違うとも云うが、美人で性格が良ければ言うことなし
星の数ほど女がいようが、そういう女はonly one
問題は自分に三日は耐えてくれるかどうか
>>72321697
佳奈美、今日も自主休講か

>>72318492
そうですか、私も右手でオナにができなくなったらきっと子供みたいに泣きます。

勝った!

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>>72321697
本当に行きたくないのか。
私は君に色々なことを教えてあげる

>>72321827
おめでとう!

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オワタ
＼(^o^)/ ＼(^o^)/ ＼(^o^)/
>>72321781
泣いてもいいんだよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1Q7DuNKfw

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>>72321782
間違った
泣いてもいいんだよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1Q7DuNKfw

>>72321800
nihonくんの学校生活は楽しかった?

>>72321697
いいえ
かなだくんは学校に行きます

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勝った
次はアメリカだ

~ 侍先生の次回作にご期待下さい ~

>>72321930
あの姉さんの太ももに挟まれたい

>>72320301
Is Lima safe? My mom is traveling to Lima tomorrow. Ella no hable español.

>>72322094
それは聞かない約束だよ

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>>72322094
もちろん。
毎日充実した居眠りライフを送っていたよ。

リマって安全な都市なのかな?
英語もスペイン語も話せない母が旅に行くって

>>72321305
ここの性の喜びおじさんが晒したやつ記事にしたら相当話題になるだろうに誰もしないのかな

YOOO! Ohaio!

ohio

>>72322189
>>72322231
お前らわかりやすくしゃべれ。相手が困るだろ

>>72320993
She looks fucking chinese and her suppin is ugly as hell. She has a wide large pig face. She is literally a 3/10. Not even close to being porkable. If she pointed her face down she would have a double chin but is angling up like that just to avoid having one.

How are gyms in Japan? Do many westerners visit gyms?

>>72322551
fruit factories with small jap dudes curling the same weights as females and doing cardio in gay body suits. Basically, imagine a female oriented gym and that is what Japanese gyms are like

>>72322614
I want to go to a Japanese gym so I feel strong compared to everyone around me

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>>72322532
2/10 would not bang

I miss her

>>72322278
お前が来るといつもスレが固まってしまうな

shut up you FUCKING JAP

>>72322824
She is cute.

>>72322687
Many Japanese gyms are expensive...

>>72322265
ペルーかな。
あのペルーさんに聞いてみるとか

What do I do in Tokyo???

>>72322500
体育祭の時も寝てたの?

Are there a lot of non-japanese brown people in Japan? Are brown japanese people different from not brown japanese?

>>72323111
それは寝ると怒られるだろ。
まじめにやらんと

what is yaoi?

>>72323050
vlogger
https://vine.co/v/ir57MJIEAtI

>>72323298
did you say to me a while ago?

>>72323488
I-I don't think so

>>72323558
I got it.
I misunderstood.
excuse me

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>>72323625
...

>>72322614
Papa Franku?

>>72323298
It's what happens everytime Fist of Flames meets a cute boy

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>>72322957
She definitely is.

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the last Ep of Konosuba is going to be on air soon
>>72323298
弥生; March
ヤオイ; female otaku

>>72323666
dont mind
>>72322824
ヒゲ男爵
自慢しとったらあかんぞ

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>>72323894
are you a female otaku?
>>72323949
...

>>72323894
Do you love Megumin?

>>72323912
Unfortunate facial expression
Bad lighting
Don't be so harsh on her unless you're 10/10 it's mean and mean is bad

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>>72323949
What is there to brag about

I loved and lost on my own volition

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>essay on Clinico-laboratory diagnostics of liver diseases due tomorrow
I have no idea how to write this stuff. Every source I can find on the internet is too superficial.
Wat do

>>72324222
>cross reference your physical textbooks
>write out vain conclusion

That's what I usually do in a pinch.

>>72324221
A few innocent questions

1. Why did she leave you?
2. Have you ever creampied her?
3. Have you ever camel-pied her?

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>>72324222
check for a kindle book on amazon

>>72324297
I left her

yes.

what?

>>72324299
Is Lima safe?

Quisiera caminar al calle a noche en Lima. Podré hacerlo sin morir ??

>>72324349

1. Why did you leave her?
2. Did she cry when you left her?
3. Why did she let you creampied her? Is she not afraid of STDs or pregnancy?

Camel pie is when you creampie an anus and keep fucking so the bubbles turn yellow.

Sorry it's caramel pie, not camel pie.

>>72324395
no

no

>>72324508
Hasta cuando es seguro para caminar ?

>>72324221
oh dont mind.
those women look like people with unnatural atmosphere for my point of view.
there can be other women for you.

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>>72324430
Really stupid reasons. I was a total asshole, she reacted North China girl style, I didn't approve so I left her. And I was scared of commitment.

It was a mistake. Too difficult to explain.

Never did anal with her.

I see a million cute girls here in Japan and all I can think of is her.

>>72324619
Be rich with YouTube and get her back.

>>72324619
>Never did anal with her
lol c.uck

>>72324636
I don't need to be rich to get her back.

>>72324688
She did tie me to the bed post with her panties, blindfold me with her bra, and ride me while talking dirty, though.

Fuck, I still love her.

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Pocari sweat is back in stock again! Just in time for summer, I went to buy some clothes today as my favourite shop had a 50% mid season sale

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Way to go israel!

>posting picture of you and your former gf on 4chan
Is that new?

>>72324999
Never had it, how does it taste?
My impression is that it must taste somewhat similar to gatorade or stuff like that.

>>72325324
Probably.

This thread is isolated enough for me to do it, though.

>>72325324
There was that French guy who posted a picture of his wife's passport for some reason

>>72325331
Like grapefruit flavour isotonic drink

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>>72320301

peru? are you ok? i worry

>>72325445
>>72325450
I mean, I could do it with my present gf but you should consider that people could be in troubles afterwards.

>>72325837
People already know who I am.

And good luck recognising one Chinese girl out of 750.000.000

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>>72324179
僕のカワイイ
頭のおかしい爆裂娘
はガズマと同衾してしまう
>>72324636
なんか畳みかけるように古傷を抉っているような
>>72325324
もちろん汗味っすよ
そんな訳がない
>>72325450
i heard Pocari Sweat was made with hints from liquid for drip infusion.
http://www.otsuka-plus1.com/shop/pages/story_pocarisweat01.aspx

the vagina is boring

Hello japanese people
Can I get your opinion, do you like korean hentai?

I normally fap to japanese hentai but found this korean one that looks very similar to the japanese anime art style.

Its really pretty,
http://hentai2read.com/hari_dormitory/3/5/

what do you guys think is it fapable?
the sex continues for several chapters. It doesn't end after the blowjob, if you wanted to fap.
There are some better sex scenes, I like the blonde loli the best.

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>>72326413
this is the art looks it looks kinda similar to japanese, other than the guy on the right

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Does Japan consider anime and manga to be Modern Art?

>>72323121
non-japanese brown people > brown japanese people > not brown japanese people

>>72324365

koreaboo posted in another thread

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>>72327157
>modern "art"
mangas have not reached this level yet

>>72327853
kek

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learning english didn't help me move to a better country.

maybe learning japanese will.

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>>72328029

>>72329017
that's animu

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>>72326039
ぞうですね、かわいそうですよね、
幸いに私のかわいい唯ちゃんをだれにも共有しない。
恋に諦めないでください!

>>72328029
What is it, do they cook rice in it?

>>72329280
>ぞう can mean "elephant","image","viscera" and a slew of other things

Kanji starts making a lot more sense now.

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>>72330400
>>72329280
Oops, didn't noticed that
ごめんなさいぞうさまたち

ちょっと酔ってるのでみんな愛してるうう

>>72329017
Happy birthday F

Coolest Frenchman I know

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DOSTEDT?
Why when I'm trying to order next volume of yotsuba first thing I'm finding is ero doujin about Fuuka!?
THIS IS NOT OKAY

>>72331617
You should be glad it isn't about cute little Yotsuba.

>>72331504
ty

>>72320993
why did you cut out your balding head?

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>>72331685
If someone even try to draw it...
Except love arrows this bow can with real ones too!

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>>72332202

寂しい

>>72320151
>Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English.
>tark
Nani?

>>72335784
Oh, sorry, didn't notice misspelling

>>72336482
>>72335784
:)))))))))))

>>72335784
nani sore?

カインとアベル

Hey F and mayuyu, why are French and Russian people the most toxic in competitive video games?

>>72320151
Ok lads

Here are my options

>4th-year high school
>stay here and study bachelor's of nuclear engineering at UOiT and do a six years master's
>stay in Toronto
>OR
>take Japanese undergrad scholarship (easy af) and study bachelor's of engineering and do a two year's master's
>move to whatever city the university I got accepted to is in for free
>OR
>Go to Penn State
>pay 10000/yr
>get master's+bachelors nucengi done in 8 years
>live in a shithole

Help

>>72339515
were you just playing with me on overwatch ?

>>72340877
No, I haven't played today and I stopped playing on EU servers because nobody talks and when they talk its just to insult their team mates even in masters.

>>72341005
kek so you're that type of guy
"PLS GUYS TALK" Spamming the audio chat while your team is getting rekt 15 seconds after the start of the round

>>72341127
No, I'm not telling anyone to talk, I'm just noticing that it's very rare your own team communicates unlike in NA where it's absolutely common for everyone to make call outs. Also if an EU gets rekt 15 seconds after there is a 50% chance someone will tilt and go sombrero or something

In japan what is the official weeb company?
Sony or Nintendo?

>>72320151
Hopefully they're gonna use this gundam to clean up the mess they made in Fukushima.

>>72341383
You mean the company that Japanese weebs like, and by weeb you mean people who like Anime?

>>72341495
yep

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>>72333052

>>72339696
suicide is always an option

>>72345085
Everyone dies eventually. Why the hurry.

>>72345187
I'm not in a hurry
I love being Japanese

今日の朝ごはんは納豆と納豆と納豆ジュース

>>72345249
I love being Swede in Japan too.

I might go to Japan at the end of the year, most likely Tokyo. Any advice for me? I want to learn more Japanese before I go since I'm pretty bad at it but I'm not sure I'll have the time

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おはようございまーす(｡・∀・)ﾉ
>>72345261
今日の朝ごはんはいちごといちごといちご

>>72345798
Don't go to Japan. You are not welcome.

>>72339696
if you have never traveled abroad during your childhood then I recommend to you to not study abroad

>>72346038
What is this bullshit? It's never to late to try.

>>72345971
Désolé mon ami :((((

>>72320151
Would you rather study in Tokyo or Kyoto?
Tokyo seems to offer more work opportunities after graduation, not too sure about Kyoto?

Is the weather in Tokyo (during the summer mostly) really as bad as most people say?

>>72346325
I wouldn't like to live in Tokyo. It's expensive as fuck.
Kyoto sounds pretty neat and I really like 関西地域

>>72346471
People say Tokyo is expensive but Kyoto doesn't seen much cheaper from what I gathered? Anyway, I was mostly wondering about job opportunities, do you think the difference is really that big compared to Kyoto?

Besides, I'm a 3rd worlder so my needs are probably way less than that of a French guy.

Oh, one last question
Have you been to Osaka or Sapporo?
Any comments on those cities?

>>72346802
Dunno, I was there on an exchange student, didn't take a look at jobs. But Kyoto is more easygoing than the constantly buzzing Tokyo so maybe there's that for me.

Yeah, been to those cities for at least several days in a row. On aspects what do you wish to get comments?

>>72347197
>On aspects what do you wish to get comments?

Which one did you like more and why (Osaka/Sapporo)?

Did you notice a place where girls are prettier or is there no such thing? (For an example in Europe, I noticed much prettier girls in Munich than in Berlin, could also be because there are many Italians there, as compared to the Turks in Berlin).

What was your favorite city in Japan?

>>72346325
Are you going to apply for MEXT?

>>72347396
I overall enjoyed Sapporo slightly more because there was the Yuki Matsuri but Osaka has a huge advantage of being very active, especially in the evening and there's a lot going on with bars, izakaya and other stuff galore. If you're into weeb stuff, there's also a smaller version of Akihabara there if you need figs, manga, anime and lots of stuff.
Sapporo is much more laid back because it's a cold town, but the people are actually warmer and felt more welcoming (even got interviewed, though I didn't have interest in the subject so it most probably didn't air). Also, I enjoyed the scenery more and I'm one to prefer more calm places, though it definitely is a big city.
I didn't pay that much attention to the girls because I'm not really the kind who enjoys the seduction game and hopping from vayjay to vayjay isn't my style. But if you're into girls, I'd recommend Osaka more because the town is more active and going-out evenings are VERY enjoyable, so you're more likely to meet lots of girls.

My favorite city was perhaps Nara, though as I said, I'm more into the atmosphere of Sapporo. Okinawa was also nice in its exotic fashion.

>>72347814
are you white?

>>72347944
Yup, 100% as far as family memory goes back.

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>>72347993
how does this pic makes you feel?

>>72348072
https://youtu.be/npjOSLCR2hE?t=247

>>72345805
>いちごといちごといちご
それはvery berryね(・∀・)

>>72347814
Osaka, Nara, Okinawa, Sapporo...I can't believe Japan has so many cities with very different traits.

>>72349154
>different traits
That's because "Japan has four seasons".
Aspergers don't understand.

>>72346802
If English is possible, a Brazilian speaking Portuguese rather than a French speaking French is in demand. Because they go for individual consumption increase to South America, they want the talented person who knew the local circumstances. But in that case you might work in Brazil. While in France, Japanese people work directly with France, and in Africa, main projects are still infrastructure or plant.

>>72347696
nope, self financed.

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やっぱりもうやられていた

>>72349225
Really? That's nice to know, I had no idea Japan had business interests in South America - and yes, I can speak English, Portuguese and German (and I'm obviously learning Japanese right now).

I intend to study Japanese in Japan for 2 years before enrolling in Uni, so that I can get used to the differences in culture etc.

Between Japan's major cities, Osaka seems to be the cheapest (but also has the least amount of University options from what I researched).

>>72349596
Oh wow, really. You must be fairly rich, I suppose?

>>72349798
That depends on what you consider rich.

Osaka National University tuition fee for international students is 535,000 yen per year.

So a 4 years course comes to about 2140000 yen, which, in BRL would be something around 62.000,00.

Of course you have to add living expenses, and if you do, you're looking at something like 85.000,00 BRL for the 4 years period (assuming you are okay with living in the University's dormitory which is 10 m2 and sharing the other rooms with 3 people). The reason I say that is because the rent in Uni dormitory is very cheap there, around 12.000,00 yen per month.

Also, you can work part time during your stay there (28 hours per week). Average salary for part time Uni workers is 800-900 Yen per hour.

Just do the math, you can pretty much cover a decent amount of your costs with that.

Of course, you still need the upfront money to be eligible for the visa, but in my case, even if I borrow it, I'll be able to pay it later.

Anyway as I said, I don't find 85.000,00 BRL a lot of money (but then again when I say ''self financed'' I mean my father is paying for it lel)

>>72349769
What are you planning to study?

Is it possible for a filthy gaijin like me to have sex in Tokyo?
I don't even care if the girl is not Japanese, I just want to have sex in Tokyo at least once when I visit

>>72349769
There is only Japanese edition

https://job.career-tasu.jp/2017/features/foreign/student/realdata/

Ability of Japanese is important after all.

>>72322172
I can teach her

>>72350342
Can't you just have sex in Rome and call it a day?

>>72349972
I see.
535,000 yen/yr seems pretty cheap actually, I thought it would be more.

このスレは虹色

>>72350493
We have really shitty whores over here, meanwhile Japan has all sort of weird kinky stuff and fetishes I didn't even know existed

森友問題で菅野完なんて出してたらもう放送事故レベルだな
安倍一強とは言え、マスコミの劣化がひど過ぎる

If you aren't a japanese guy and you like japanese women, you are a degenerate

>>72350885
>weird kinky stuff and fetishes
Oh, okay. So you are actually willing to pay.
What kind of perversion are you looking for?

>>72350950
Well, I've been a degenerate for most of my post-puberty life, and I've been an even bigger degenerate for more than 1 year now then.

>>72351039
>bigger degenerate
what are you into now? japanese men?

>>72350608
>535,000 yen/yr seems pretty cheap actually, I thought it would be more.

But that's only for Public Unis.

Private/National Unis and Professional Schools are much more expensive, usually around 800,000 to 1 million Yen p/year.

So bear that in mind.

>>72350437
I see, that's nice.
Thank you very much!

>>72350017
Something related to media or language.
Since with the completion of Japanese I'd be speaking 4 languages fluently, I could very easily find work as a translator.

>>72349798
Jap uni is cheap

>>72350950
>you should like what I like otherwise you're whatever I label you

fucking leave, leaf.

>>72351067
It just means that I've stepped from simply having an interest in Japanese women to actually having an affair with one of them.
Cocks aren't my thing, though I do own one.

>>72350999
Licking Legs mostly, as long as I get a way to do that I'll be content

>>72351244
>Licking Legs mostly
The world is a strange place.

>>72350950
Japanese women are the prettiest, fuck off

>>72351207
>Confirmed pedophile
Why don't you climb down your tree and take a seat

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リア充禁止ィ位ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

>>72351263
that's quiet common and way less weird than licking door handles, which is actually a thing in some parts of the world...

>>72351284
彼女がいるのは普通のことだし俺はリア充じゃないよね?

>>72351280
>if you like women you're a pedophile

Maple logic.
Fuck off you sandnigger faggot.

>>72351175
>Since with the completion of Japanese
Do you actually speak a bit of Japanese?
Because you won't be able to come up with the necessary knowledge for translation in only 2 years.
Sorry to sound a bit rude but it takes a lot of time to properly learn a language like Japanese, and even more since it's completely different from any of the languages you know (well, it does look a liiiiiittle like German) as of now. I'm telling you this as a student in translation who has already done plenty of work in the field and can also speak 4 languages (French, English, German, Japanese) more or less fluently.

>>72351291
Regardless of what, the licking part already seems somewhat unusual to me, honestly.

>>72351319
お前もリア充だろ

>>72351244
If you don't need actual penetration, it's probably best to visit a 'pinsaro' (pink saloon).
It's like a strip club with lap dancing but you can do more than watching.

>>72351284
How are you doing? You seem fine as usual.

>>72351324
>2010+17
>getting triggered by namefags
>getting triggered by namefag leafs

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>>72351394
tfwcan'tintomaths

>>72351394
>>2010+17
>2000 was 27 years ago
Shit man, I feel old already.

>>72351360
Licking feet is one of the the most widespread fetishes, why would the legs be any weirder?

Also I noticed it is done quite often in JAV.

A weird one is armpits, I'm not actually into that but who am I to judge somebody else's choice of licking spot?

>>72351389
i'm good who are you

>>72351324
>Liking 16 year old jap girls
You're a animal, and animals have no pride

>>72351447
>16
>pedophile
I know you're baiting but damn.

>>72351477
Isn't the age of consent 15 in France

>>72351445
I'm a man of riajuu.

>>72351344
I'm well aware of that.
I've been studying Japanese for 6 months only, but as I said, I intend to go for a Japanese Language Institute before joining Uni, so that'd give me another 2 years of intensive study before going to uni (where I'd have another 4 years...).

I believe that's enough to be competent with the language, but we'll see, and you're not being rude, Japanese is indeed very hard.

Anyway, translation is just one of the paths I can choose, as I said, media also interests me (broadcasting technology for example).

>>72351442
You see, saying that I think of it as strange is not the same as actually judging people, I'm just expressing my honest and entirely irrelevant opinion. People have their own tastes, I know that.

>>72351506
It is.
However, being into teenagers isn't considered pedophilia but hebephilia.

神様が幸せの伝令になれと命令した
これまでの日本語スレでの狂った発言、謝る。
ゴメンナサイスミマセン

>>72351506
It's 14 in Korea.

>>72351513
riajuu bakuhatu siro

>>72351506
In a world where gays and trannies are ok, liking teenagers is the least problematic thing

>>72351598
Cool, sorry if I misunderstood, there's no problem.

By the way I still don't get why feet are one of the leading fetishes with everything catering to them, it leaves my fetish pretty much non existent in the industry.

>>72351614
あんたのお尻は暇なの、ファックボーユ?

>>72351592
Why can you just go directly to a degree programme instructed in English in Japan?
2 years' preparation before an undergraduate degree seems too much to me, and you can study Japanese as you live in Japan.

>>72351355
too long.
transrate it into Japanese for me plz.

>>72351614
>神様が
>命令した
よけいに悪化したと感じる

>>72351719
まだお尻童貞
T PD ?

>>72351614
> これまでの日本語スレでの狂った発言、謝る
なんとまあ。そんなこと気にしなくていいよ。

>>72351745
夢で
だから正常なの

>>72351763
>お尻童貞
変だぞ
ゲイだったはずだ

>>72351706
Honestly I also don't get feet fetish at all, if I had to choose between feet and legs I would choose legs any day of the week. Feet lack any sort of "biological appeal", if you think about it,

>>72351867
ノンケでもチンポ童貞なんていくらでもいるやろ。だから変じゃない。

>>72351728
>Why can you just go directly to a degree programme instructed in English in Japan?

1- I haven't found a media program lectured in English, only Translation/Literature studies.

2- If I am to live in Japan I have have to learn the language really well to function not only at the workplace but in daily life, also because I want to make friends and possibly find a girlfriend. It'll also help me understand the customs of Japan and every Japanese company from what I know looks more favorably to foreigners who can speak the language well, therefore increasing my chances of Employment.

Japanese girls don't seem to interested in a serious relationship with a foreigner who can't speak Japanese (unless it's a rich Asian guy who'll provide for her... no offense.)

Sure I could just choose a degree taught in English and study japanese on the side, but seeing as I also intend to work part-time, that could be troublesome to deal with. I always try to respect the places I go by learning as much as I can about then, I did the same when I went to Germany.

二元論
心は非物理的な存在であり、世界はこの非物理的な存在と物理的な存在の二種類の存在によって構成されている。

物的一元論
世界は物理的な存在のみによって構成されている。

>>72351867
一度試してみたけど痛すぎて逃げたよ

進路について悩んでいます

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>>72351324
>Maple logic
do you like maple?
go to pancake bath onsen.
maple syrup is put into the bathtub three times a day.

>>72351890
プラトニック・ゲイか

>>72351909
Hi Brazil I discovered this song from you today I like it thanks
https://youtu.be/oWWsLI_IVKk

>>72351976
ローションなしでやったんじゃないだろうな?

アネロスを使ったことがあったらまだお尻童貞になるんですか

>>72352025
ほんとのちんこじゃなければ童貞

>>72352066
よかった
ホモじゃないってことですね

>>72352090
そうだけど本物ちんこで試そうとするなよ
エイズが恐いから

>>72351909
For example, Sophia university in Tokyo has a liberal arts programme conducted in English.
You can take Japanese courses and count their credits needed for graduation.
The University has a media studies department and you are allowed to take their courses when your Japanese is proficient enough.
You can even transfer to the department after a year or two.
I know lots of gaijin who have become fluent in Japanese in a year without taking official courses.
'Studying' Japanese academically is much easier when you are already comfortable speaking it.

>>72352146
>するなよ
言うまでもないだろww

>>72352014
摩擦より、鼻の穴にスイカを入れる感じでやばかった

>>72352219
アナルセックスはディルドとかで慣れてないといきなりはむずかしいんじゃないか?

>>72352257
そうだと思う
嘘に騙されたよ

>>72352169
That makes sense I suppose.
Somehow I missed the programme at Sophia University.

I'll take a look into it.
Thank you very much 日本人さん

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>>72351614
Do something about this in Wiesent, German.

Why do you forge a story one after another and demand another money, even if we apologize many times and pay reparations many times?

>>72352005
Yes, Brazil is widely known for such cultural breakthroughs. I'm glad you like it!

As for South Korea, I recently watched Train to Busan ( 부산행 ).

Very nice movie.

>>72352465
Err. Fuck off. Go somewhere else.

>>72351985
haha , that's sorta random but interesting.
Thanks for the suggestion!

>>72352551
Thank you. You are a bro.

>>72352579
No problem, my friend.

|ω・｀)ﾁﾗｯ

>>72352754
オーちゃんチュッチュ<3

>>72352754
寝坊したな

>>72352754
おはよう、オージ郎

>>72352772
にーちゃんチュッチュ~

>>72352779
してない
ちゃんと早起きして授業に行ってきた

>>72352797
|ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>72352797
オージ郎ってなんだっけ?
なんか聞いたことあるな

>>72352847
>オージ郎ってなんだっけ?
バケラッタ

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>>72352847
オバケのQ太郎のおとうと

>>72352579
are you a real gook?
how to deal with the chinese?

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>>72352847
ちなみにアメリカオバケがドロンパ
ちゃんと星条旗がついてる

>>72352866
>>72352880
バケラッタ(理解した)
バケラッタ(ありがとう)

>>72352923
你会说中国吗?

>>72352943
ドロンパ(ありがとう)

>>72352956
会,你呢?

>>72352956
中文

Devilman: Crybaby | Teaser Trailer | Spring 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLTZ5mCpF4U

>>72352964
ドロンパは普通に喋るってww
O次郎はまだ幼くてバケラッタしか言えないだけで

>>72352973
出来ない(´・ω・｀)

>>72353022
>喋れないのにあえて中国語使うオーちゃんのチャレンジ精神

>>72352991
Devilman - The Birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoIbXYLz90

>>72353063
ごめん、日本語も読めない(´・ω・｀)

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>>72349665
ユダヤゆーたな
復讐は怖ええ
>>72351284
佳菜美は今日も息災
>>72351614
早く亡命を
船は沈もうとしている
>>72351945
日本では、物一元論は｢唯物論｣と云う

>>72353099
>ごめん、日本語も読めない(´・ω・｀)

認めません。
甘やかしたら癖になるから、厳しくします。

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>>72352991

>>72353171
厳しくって何を?
尻たたき?
そんなんいやらしいのよ (｡>﹏<｡)

わーい!たのしー!

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do you think she means "selfishness" or "things my own way" here?
how would you translate it?

>>72351284
じゃあおまえはオナ充な

>>72353237
>尻たたき?
そんなに優しくするわけがない
よく聞きなさい
たった今、君には死ぬまで日本語しか喋っちゃいけない魔法をかけといたから
オーストラリア人みたいに英語喋ったら、魔法の効力でテーブルの脚に足の小指ぶつけたり
絨毯にトースト落とした時にジャム塗った側が絨毯にくっつくとか
恐ろしいことが起こるから

>>72353331
白いシャツ着てるときに限って、昼にカレーうどんが出てきたりとかなw

>>72353331
なんでそんなひどいことをするのよー
うぇええええええ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡えええええ

>>72353282
>no context

since I'm not a native I'll refrain from opining.

>>72353282
翻訳はメンドイよね
そのままでいいんじゃないの

>>72353363
生き地獄!
トマトソース系のパスタなみに慎重に食べないととんでもないことになる!

>>72353364
>>72353099のような嘘つくからだ!罰ですから!!(｀・ω・´)最低3ターンはこの魔法解けないから

>>72353282
"on my own accord" already implies some degree of selfishness if you think about it, it's essentially "without others regard".

>>72353472
事実だったのに魔法を勝手にかけないでよもーう
｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

>>72353487
that's true too

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>>72352465
そういや、ドイツに設置された少女娼婦像
撤去されるとか
>>72352579
まあ、旗と人が区別できないのは単なるバカだから
少女娼婦像は君が設置したものではない
それにしても、米軍に轢き殺された慰安婦とは
無関係な少女をヘイトのために世界にバラまいた
醜い嘘も、おかげで世界中でバレようとしている
喜ばしい
>>72352943
在特会の前会長やね
>>72353099
>>72353237
(￣ー￣)
顔文字はできるんだ

>>72353384
>>72353487
>>72353466
ok anons let's assume it's actual selfishness
how would you translate it

>>72353507
しっかり会話できてるのにまだそういう嘘つくと、もっと長いターン魔法持続するようにするよ?
缶ビール開けたら噴き出して、それをかぶって隣にいる人から「臭いよ(´・ω・｀)」て言われたりとか怖いことが起こるよ?

>>72353282
(Never mind,) it's all because of my self-hate, not any other's responsibilities.

>>72353592
"It is/was all because I started hating myself", I guess.

>>72353629 >>72353642

thank yooouuuuuuu

>>72353555
顔文字はめっちゃ好きなの( ´ ▽ ` )

>>72353592
英禁魔法にかけられて手伝えない私は
答えない

>>72353594
やめてー

これで解いたでしょ
Time to English

>>72353653
>英禁魔法にかけられて手伝えない私は答えない

なんて悪い奴だ!!困った人を助けないとか
!!(｀・ω・´)ダイベインかけるから!!

>ダイベイン
>対象者の便意を催させて、居ても立ってもいられない状態にする呪文

ﾓｼﾞﾓｼﾞ

>>72353884
これは彼の机ですか?

うがい薬を使う?
俺はいつも使はない。
ニンニクを食べる時だけ、うがい薬を使う。

>>72353555
俺は政治には関心がなくなってあの類の質問には答えづらい
ファッションと音楽なら話し合える

>>72353968
イズディスヒズデスク?

>>72353970
Una pregunta sincera. Podria caminar en la Ciudad de Mexico a las 8:00 PM sin morir ?

>be australia
>be N5
>copy things from google translator

I'll make new thread?

I make next

>>72354077
>>72354077
>>72354077

>>72354054
I don't make