/brit/

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cara

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>72017744
pengers

The great debate:

Is aspartame safe?

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babs

>>72017771
no way. theres literally dozens of studies proven that it causes liver cancer and early onset Alzheimers.

this plymouth gimmick has stagnated

>>72017768
An MDMA tablet

Blue transformer to be precise

Fried my fucking head, still feeling the effects

>>72017771
no i drank diet coke once and now i'm dead

>>72017811
>literally dozens
ah yes
science

legacy tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GHyLhbdzN0

>>72017811
>proven
*proving

>>72017771
it is unless you consume massive amounts
but that doesn't make it "good" either

you shouldn't be drinking soda

Exeter is genuinely better than Plymouth.

>>72017811
ah yes I'm sure there are

>>72017771
it's one of the most thoroughly tested food additives
it's safe

>>72017828
why would you take three? were they relatively weak

>>72017771
Aspartame has been deemed safe for human consumption by over 100 regulatory agencies in their respective countries
inb4 obscure inconclusive studies from the 70s

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*tries to do a deadlift*

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>Exeter is genuinely better than Plymouth.

Yes aspartame is safe goy

Also sniff asbestos and chew on lead

>Arsenal Football Club

This is the absolute banger of a tune that I was gurning like fuck to on Sunday for 8 hours straight

https://youtu.be/PgxAz3kzEb0

Giver her a whirl, a real techno choon

>>72017868
>genuinely
it's self evident lad no need to dress it up

anime

>>72017889
safe =/= healthy or good
you literally are the bluepill strawman if you think "hurr it won't hurt me so I'll just keep chugging it down every day"

>>72017944
aspartime

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>>72017905

here, take this thalidomide. science says its safe and science is never wrong.

The only time I don't wear a condom is when I make sweet passionate love to my fleshlight. Sometimes I even fill up two heavy duty water balloons, stick them in a pair of my girlfriend's jeans, insert the fleshlight into the fly of the pants, and have the time of my life! Busting a nut inside that thing feels so damn fantastic!

One time I almost passed out from cumming so hard, I swear. Well, anyways, my peehole has been burning me mercifully over the past week or so. Boys, it feels like I'm urinating hydrochloric acid or something! Is is possible for bacteria to get into my fleshlight and cause my urethra to suffer this incredible pain?

>>72017953
how is aspartame unhealthy then? no one is claiming it is good for you

>>72017882
Dunno about the MDMA content but they were wayyy stronger than typical yokes

It's 6 minions roughly to get the same buzz out of two transformers, warner bros and blue diamonds are some of the stronger ones however

I took three just to see what it was like, for an hour I thought my heart was gonna explode

dutch music tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

Had one match on tinder today but it was a bot

>>72018007
>pill brands
jesus
literally bluepilled

>>72017761
good post

>>72018007
had grey simcards over here just needed one 2bh

FULL-TIME - Arsenal 1-5 Bayern Munich
Boos ring out around the Emirates. Arsenal have taken a pummelling.

A 10-2 aggregate defeat. Shocking

>>72018004
yep

>>72018002
Yanks didn't approve it because they were suspicious. Our lot evidently didn't give a shit.

>>72018034
What are you on about ye fool

>>72018047
What was the buzzz like? Bad oul lockjaw and disco eyes or where you sweet?

mr fenkelberg told me asbestos is safe and I should buy it from him to put inside my walls and ceiling

i also painted my house with lead paint

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reminder to work on your ankle mobility

Created an Australian tinder bot today

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm
>british culture

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Ayyy this got a nikka trippin tho...

imagine being so triggered by people reminding you your alex jones-tier beliefs about aspartame are wrong that you make this kind of post
>>72018092
>>72018002

You might say that

Arsenal 10-2 do quite badly in Europe

>enjoying a chilled glass of pepsi max cherry flavour with Aspartame and Acesulfame K
>gran decides to go on a tirade about how diet sugary drinks do, in fact, give one cancer

yeah alright gran nice one, didn't know you managed to find the time to get degrees in medicine, biology and nutritional science all while still finding time for your line dancing classes and watching daytime telly, jog on

>>72018028
grown on me since last time I heard it

>>72018084
not as euphoric as i'm used to but i think maybe i hadn't recovered as much as i needed to?

lot of gurning and a bit of visuals though

>>72018138
hello nigger

yes, goy keep drinking water from plastic bottles. they dont leach chemicals into the water. scientists have approved these bottles for use and science is never wrong.

>>72018028
the girl in this looks like cara

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posting this just to see what the fuck it is

>>72018139
He is a black autist with acne scars from London

>>72018149
Kek

there's probably nothing wrong with drinking diet soft drinks with aspartame etc but if you do you're psychologically a child and generally pathetic

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lmao

who else /harm reduction/?
i vape, drink diet drinks and eat quorn products because i'm weak but not that weak

poo poo!

>>72018210
i'm almost normie and I have smooth skin

>>72018006
>no one is claiming it is good for you
you are apparently saying its ok to chug down soda just because it only has aspartame
its a trick to get people to consume more soda under the guise that its supposedly "not bad for you"
and even 0cal soda is definitely unhealthy

getting my little yank willy circumcised today lads

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>>72018252
Sanchez for player-manager

Giving away a random steam key

who wants it? i got it as a present and i dont have steam

>>72018330
>definitely
hmmm in what way?

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>>72018210
also literally none of those are me, I love jews now

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Moldova is rightful Romanian clay.

>>72018360
yeh

night night lads, got to have a clear head for my wageslaving tomorrow aha

>>72018252
Sanchez will never be WC

>>72018330
>you are apparently saying its ok to chug down soda just because it only has aspartame
when did I say this? no shit, it is unhealthy to drink fucking water in massive amounts
>and even 0cal soda is definitely unhealthy
let's see a source for that then

got my butt plug in x

>>72018360

still can't comprehend this event

been having a lot of gay dreams lately
thought of my bum being beaten by a big willy or swallowing a pint of semen still inspires only disgust though

>>72018454
pics

>>72018454
pics

>>72018445

obviously staged

black people don't even get acne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_of_Thieves_(film)

>Unfortunately, the release of this film has been delayed indefinitely due to scratches on the film making it unwatchable. Apparently these scratches were caused by cacti which were strategically placed by the Phone Losers of America.

Wtf?

>>72018441
>high living standards
>geopolitical stability
>"sensible" interventionism
>cultural "exchange"
delusional looneytunes

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>>72018462

>>72018454
if dubs take it out and plug your mouth with it

>>72018441
finally, a picture that tells it like it is

>>72018526
pranksters

>>72018462
We're still bombing the region on a regular basis 2bh

>>72018606
what new york?

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runts

>>72018548

VERY disrespectual to our american cousins

>>72018351
high sodium and caffeine, phosphoric acid hampers calcium absorption leading to buildups everywhere including the pineal gland (memes aside its important for regulating sleep and energy levels through the day, that's why you feel groggy all the time) utterly ruins your teeth, ones with sugar and HFCS lead to Obesity.

as for aspartame, considering there are zero health benefits to it, I don't see why I should risk even the possibility of health issues.

there's nothing good about soda and once you get off your sugar kick it doesn't even taste that good.

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>>72018614

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>>72018462
was art desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOJFnmWoivo

it is what it is

at the end of the day

>>72018614
no the middle east

Which is partially why so many pakis want to come take over the UK. So you can wankstains laugh at that webm but you're still footing the bill for the aftermath lol.

>>72018671
>sodium
ummmm thats salt right?
>caffeine
just a drug bro
>phosphoric acid
clean your teeth

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>>72018650

>>72018677
*falls towards you*

imagine a skyscraper falling on your bits and pieces
ah yes

>>72018694
absolutely GAGGING for a gibi gf

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tfw you will NEVER witness a historic event in person

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>>72018701
Our tower isn't dust in the ground so im pretty happy tbqh enjoy being 56% white

>>72018701
>triggered
haha

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Hmm

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>>72018637

>>72018637
and they say vegans can't get ripped

>>72018773
too bad she hasn't any tits

>>72018779
utbh

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>>72018701
They wanted to come take over the UK long before that lad

>>72010841
>>72010841
>>72010841
need some uk/aussie accents pls

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>>72018756
Imagine watching this the first time it was broadcast.

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>>72018756

when will the sheeple wake up?

>>72018671
hmmm no source which is what I asked for. and doesn't even say at what dose these effects are present.
retard

>>72018701
>you're still footing the bill for the aftermath lol.

>9/11 killed 3000 yanks and cost billions of dollars
>causes 2 wars into which the USA invests literally trillions (currently estimated at between 4-6 trillion dollars)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>be english
>get bombed

>>72018843
I did watch it that day

>>72018883
What did it feel like?

a mongoloid at work is addicted to diet coke, she drinks about 8 cans a day, she ordered some to the office from amazon prime. normies are so braindead

>>72018866
More British people died on 9/11 than 7/7

wind your neck you yank cunt

everyone saying they were "born in the wrong generation"

just remmember this generations has internet and computers that are portable plus phones...that allow you to listen to this music....

so yeah

>>72018866
7/7 bombers were from Northern England

Very troubled region

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>>72018843

>>72018927
american wins again, ffs can the british beat the us in anything?

remember all the commie posting this morning. that was a shit few hours jfc

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the 'station

>>72018910
felt like a world changing moment, I was 15 at the time so was still quite young, but I knew some major shit was going to go down

being rich is a race too

>>72018931
*cranes my neck out to look at you*

why is every film/movie/flick trailer made in the past few years ALWAYS have "le funny quip" "le stop from the action and the moving to have le funny witty quip"

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Greater London's chin

Very troubled region

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pretty justified tbqh

>>72018984

why weren't you in school

>>72019010
my skin is smooth and perfect

chester is a right bully isnt he. no wonder he's got no friends LOL

>>72018960
>>72018984
Del Boy falling through the bar really was a world-changing moment.

>>72018967

no i was at work

>>72019056
I think he's fatcam, or very similar

very sad individual

>>72018764
>>72018769
>>72018824
>>72018859
>shariah control zones attempted on British soil
>paki rape gangs immune to law enforcement
>Germans bullying you into guzzling tens of thousands of migrants
>effectively unable to run your own country as you wish for years now

meanwhile I've never seen a quran in person and sleep peacefully knowing dune coons in some shithole sandbox are being blown to bits by the greatest military force in the world.

nice try Britbois, good knowing you while you still exist

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>>72019026
I was, the teachers let us watch it

skrr skrr PPPPRRAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

rodney you plonker

>>72018796
She would be out of my range if she were TOO attractive mate

>>72018826
>>>72010841 →

Why

>>72019100
america is 30% white

your cities are about 15%

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>>72019100
>Ohio girl gets raped and pissed on
>57% white
>spic rape gangs
>trump hiring jews
>your family is reguarly getting raped by muslims
>minnesota is Islamic territory
>interracial breeding programs
you're done americuck just let it go

I'm gay but love this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFe0OR-Vaww.

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the gf

>>72019100
>Germans bullying you into guzzling tens of thousands of migrants

The other parts are somewhat true, however they only apply to very specific areas, but the bit I quoted isn't, UK, Ireland and Denmark are the ONLY countries in the EU exempt from that shit

>>72019143
because i like the sound of them

here we go again
>my shit-hole is slightly less of a shit-hole than your shit-hole
fuck off

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1326207/
just enjoying some quality American kinography

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desu

got a nigger to suck my cock once and her saliva smelled like onions

Ah yes another episode of the yank cant take banter so he starts having a fit

>>72019223
noice, i've always wanted an irish gf

>>72018671
You need some sodium in your Diet, caffeine literally isn't bad for you and the whole point is we aren't talking about ones with sugar in

The reason people drink it is for the taste and because it's bene proven aspartame isn't harmful

I'll give this comment a 2/10 and it's by far the shittest I've seen today because you aren't even baiting you're just a stupid mong

>>72019162
>>72019148
objectively incorrect, citations required.

Lived in central Virginia my entire life and I've NEVER seen a paki here

>>72019177
never understood why someone would drug themselves to death

if I was going to kill myself I'd do something far more instantaneous

>>72019177
I don't mean to sound like a sexy, but where did this meme that womyn are stonk come from?

I know stronk womyn, no doubt, but millenial women under the age of 35 are beyond childish.
They look to their bfs as their new daddy like they need taking care of 24/7.

Honestly lads.

>>72019260
Prolly cuz you are one 56%

>paracetamol overdose
how thick do you have to be

imagine the kind of loser who would enter a relationship with such a person

imagine you were on a balcony far enough away but still with a good view of the twin towers on 9/11

would be glorious to watch

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>>72019272
>>72019296
post additional interesting maps

morning lads

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Think of ANY famous living Londoner under 30. Guarantee you're thinking of a non-white.

>>72019177
Send her my way she can give my house a clean. Seriously it's an absolute pigsty it should keep her busy through the night.

Wenger needs to retire now, and 10-2 the plants in his nursery

i love the new 'dit algorithm that makes it so that a bunch of anti-trump posts are on the front page at all time

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reminder that this man brought the USA to its knees

>>72019271
Drugs can do a gentle sendoff that you're not even aware of. Takes less of a mental leap.

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>>72019335

mourning lads

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>CURRENT YEAR is 2002
>Walk through door
>This awaits
>"Hi Anon, I hope you're not off to shitpost on /brit/ rather than spending time with us

What do?

>>72019406
also lets you have a high chance of fucking it up and waking up as a vegetable for the rest of your life

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>>72019433
Good moaning

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>>72019298
nah. Primarily German and Irish descent, possibly a very small native percentage (based off of recorded family trees and preserved family document).

Virginia is ~74% white, probably MUCH higher in rural areas. Think most of Appalachia is in the 90+% white range.

>>72019406
or you wake up vomiting and looking like a complete arsehole getting rushed to the hospital as it takes fucking hours to kill you

>>72019445
>waking up as a vegetable for the rest of your life
>waking up as a vegetable

>>72019442
sorry I have an extremely low sex drive

>>72019445
No, not really

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lads

chris or pete?

Think I might be trans-Chinese because I saw someone get run over today and just didn't care at all.

>>72019529
Chris.
Peter Hitchens is one of the thickest political commentators there is.

>>72019499
Blah blah blah blah
Overdose on opiates, do it properly and shut up

>>72019529
Christopher

Was listening to some of his islam videos last night, we lost a great man

>>72019442
Why not invite them to shitpost with you? Best of both worlds.

will never understand why people enjoy listening to heavy metal

>>72019529
Peter, because Christopher Hitchens was a classic demagogue.

Quite enjoying seeing right wingers finally come around to the idea of an elected house of lords.

>>72019445
What vegetable are we talking?

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*walks towards you*

>housemate's gf stays her ~50% of the time
>she pays him some money
>we see no benefit

this ain't right surely? Feel like i'll sound like a miser/arsehole if I raise it though.

>>72019576
you have a reasonably high fail rate there too you giant pussy

>>72019645
I want to restore it to full aristocracy+bishops tbqh.

>>72019614
same way I feel about shitty nigger rap and normie pop shit. at least metal has actual instruments

>>72019656
does she use your milk?

>>72019650
a vegetative one

>>72019660
Ah yes of course you do Mr Drugs Expert


Fuck off back to your spider infested bungalow you stupid Australiant

guess i'll start looking for a new hairy parking space for the ol' cockmobile

>>72019656
if she uses your shit then yeah, if not then nah

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>>72019741

wtf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39181401

>>72019358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

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reminder to b urself lads girls love it

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Imagine living in Greenland

>>72019722
yeah, you do lmao

one of the leading reasons for disparity in genders committing suicide is because women will take 3 times their valium or xanax or something, lie down and wait for death.

men think fuck it and paint the wall with their head.

>>72019802
never gets old

>>72019838
> Valium and xanax are opiates
Ah yes

Fuck off idiot Australian runt

>>72019837
Imagine not living in Greenland. Oh wait...

>>72019837
even worse, imagine living in england

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daily reminder to say goodbye to the union

listening to lostprophets

500mg of various benzos sitting in my colon brewing as I type this

>>72019885
>poorthern direland fucking off
good riddance

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I want to join the aristocracy in the 50s or something

Might abolish the house of lords lads.

>>72019896
'nce

>>72019660
>>72019838
i thought you were addicted to benzos, lachlan

>>72019896
BURN BURN THE STATION

>>72019858
I never said they were. I was using examples of common drugs people who spur of the moment try to commit suicide use which is basically what pill consumption is.

people who use pills have a greater fail rate you dense faggot because there is a greater time in between consumption and death and a greater window where they can be saved.

you're a complete runt who's probably upset because his shitty suicide plan is not only coming apart because it's reversible but because it's also for giant pussys.

why do hetero men do so much homosexual activity?

mad that you can be alive one minute and dead the next

>>72019529
Christopher

really cant be arsed to fill out this 12 page performance review form

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

>>72019950
NI is an integral part of the UK sheed

>>72020037
We don't.

t. the leader of all hetero men

>>72020061
just write "can't be arsed" and hand it in

I'm on 16k and have a 3 bedroom house and only work part time.

>>72020061
i'll fill it out for you mate.

what's that cartoon about the giant robot

>>72020021
I said overdose on opiates (such a sad heroin) and do it properly. It's a very good and reliable way to off yourself.

You started squealing about benzos and women for some unknown reason and I told you to fuck off.

I repeat that here: fuck off.

Idiot.

Didn't even read your post lmao

>>72020091
not sure i can get away with that

>>72020014
never taken a benzo in my life my m8

Planing my escape lads

>>72020125
steel giant

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>>72020075

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>NI is an integral part of the UK

the only way is wessex

Honestly lads. What's even the point in living. Memes aside we may as well just kill ourselves

Could honestly crush any Australian's head between forefinger and thumb

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alri lads

>>72020161
i wonder what a normie would think if they ever one of these pics.

>>72020185
alcohol tastes nice

>>72020207
What qualifies someone as a normie?

>>72020207
they're not very complicated

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>tfw still month and a half to go til student loan comes in

the only time you hear about northern ireland is autists arguing on /brit/ or occasionally hearing some bloke got shot there on the news

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>>72020246
>being a student

NI
>biggest gold mine in the country
>best sights and landmarks in the country
>most friendly people in the UK

>>72020266
>anime
>non-student
2b expected

>>72020285
I'm a graduate.

Ahhhh the famous landmarks and sights of Northern Ireland...


....

DORKS

genuinely unhappy with life and disturbed at the bizarre predicament of existence made all the more worse by the fact I've just had a really disappointing wank

>>72020246
>not getting a yoga 710

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk me that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjalabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the league instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

Republic of direland
>worst place in the british isles

i hate my life and everyone in it

I'm genuinely happy about my life and optimistic about where it is headed.

>>72020246
>17 inch

>>72019257
why should I drink diet soda instead of just tea then? and foods without heaping loads of sodium?
why should I consume aspartame just because it doesn't give me cancer? that's not a good reason.

load of braindeads ITT
keep guzzling your sludge

>>72020293
Giant's Causeway is quite cool

>>72020293
Game of Thrones set

>tfw there's no more troubles in NI so you have to travel to somalia after your jamaican husband died to quench your bloodthirsty paddy genes

>>72020293
giants causeway you uncultured swine

>>72020332
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>72017911
it is.

salt is important
refined sugar can get fucked

ahh yes, i'm sure the tourists flock in to see some shitty fucking paintings on the side of someone's house

>>72020293
Go to Belfast.
It's incredible crossing into Catholic and Protestant areas.

It's 1950s America segregation.
Quite incredible.

>>72020335
>>72020352
Literally thought that was in wales

>>72020246
>Not a thinkpad or a zenbook

>>72020380
shant be applying the gimmick to this bait

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anyone ever had a wank over Jo Frost?

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our day will come

>>72020417
jo cox, yeah
before and after

>>72020417
yes

no zoots since last week

where's that £100 you owe me?

>Tory ex-cabinet minister Lord Heseltine says he has been sacked as a government adviser after rebelling over Brexit

Remoaners btfo

>>72020135
screeching

righto pussy, enjoy waking up and explaining to your family how you failed to even kill yourself

Having a good inner chuckle to myself as I recall the tutor's face when he saw my notepad full of doodles and messy cube drawings

>>72020068
this is quite literally me

might go have a cup of tea

>>72020497
Embarrassing performance. Scuttle off.

WE ALL HAVE TWO FATES: ONE IS THE RESULT OF WHATEVER MESS YOU WERE BORN INTO, AND THE OTHER IS THE RESULT OF DECIDING THAT’S JUST NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.

who here /fuckinghomepage.

>>72020536
is that what your parents will say?

avin some mone troubles lads

>>72020417
*googles jo frost*
oooo-eh, no.

>anything related to Brexit happens
>'Remoaners btfo'

??

shan't be sleeping tonight

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>WE ALL HAVE TWO FATES: ONE IS THE RESULT OF WHATEVER MESS YOU WERE BORN INTO, AND THE OTHER IS THE RESULT OF DECIDING THAT’S JUST NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.

>who here /fuckinghomepage.

>>72020446
whats weed like in germany/

>>72020576
this I'm utterly fucked for midterms

>uk economy crashes

brexiteers btfo

feel like there's an inner circle on /brit/ that i'm not a part off

>>72010841
>>72010841
>>72010841
post vocs pls i like british accents :33

>>72020332
Nobody is telling you to, we're saying it's been proven to be safe you stupid fucking mong

Not everything is about you, read the fucking comment chain you braindead mong

And another thing, if you eat no sodium you die so fuck off

still don't see the point in leaving the EU to be quite honest

New:

>>72020617
>>72020617

heh you kids talking about DRUGS eh?
that stuff you're doin? its nothing, wouldn't wipe my ass with it.
I've done everything, everything you understand
I take so many pills every morning just to get out of bed.
you body would IMPLODE if you were as drugged out and high off your tits 24/7 as I am
I'm sort of like a modern shaman ya know? way cool duude

so yea, I'm kind of a big deal.

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>>72020570

>not rubbing your willy to the thought of Jo Frost milking your cock while you sit on the naughty step

>>72020161
me second from the left

>>72020606
might go study in the library desu, will probably get more done