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cara

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dara

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""""/brit/""""

>>72015722
oh my god

need a good shagging up the bum desu

>>72015680
>>72015680
>>72015680
didn't let a single photon of light from this post hit my cones and to be processed by my mind

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For Lithuanian brothers.

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NON-WHITES BTFO

Shut up Ye canadian fucking trollop before I hit you a box

>>72015750
bit gay

>>72015746
god's not real bro

>>72015750
pics

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chara

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Thinking about buying a plot in the country and building a cob or earthbag house

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B U I L D

T H E

W A L L

Feel as tho brit is flooded with 6 formers recenly

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Me having a ciggie lads

me: hey
corbyn supporters: he won't be unelectable if you just vote for him

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>>72015788
>pooland inside the wall

>>72015788
that's a terrible wall

>>72015788
>sealing v4 in with us

>>72015788
>Excluding Macedonia and Greece, the countries with the richest cultures and history in the world

me: alri
brexit supporters: it's the EUSSR mate political correctness gone mad

>>72015750
plymouth

>>72015806
virus do NOT click

>>72015788
The baltics are nice and developed now I think

not sure why you wouldn't include them and instead include 90% muslim places like bosnia

>>72015788
Weißrussland is on the wrong side of the wrong fäm

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>>72015788

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>>72015750

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face of a serial killer

>>72015750
you gay?

have been to every country in the UK except wales

>>72015919
i'm not, my boyfriend is though

>>72015889
who pissed you off from east turkey

Slovenia is literally the nicest country in Europe now

>>72015905
who?

All power should be centralised under the monarchy with an independent judiciary keeping it in check

TOP 5 CITIES IN THE UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Birmingham
3. Milton Keynes
4. Belfast
5. Leeds

arsenal got robbed

China

over or underrated lads

Essex, Essex
Wherefore art thou Essex?

>>72015919
nah

>>72015976
not sure
definitely communist though

>>72015969
Poundbury

>>72015944
really don't like kayseri the cunts

>>72015986
died :[

>>72015976
both

Literally when was the last time Britain lost a war?

Cannot think of a single example where we actually fully lost, maybe a few skirmishes like the American Revolution, but not fully lost like France lost the Napoleonic Wars, Germany lost WW1 and 2, or Russia lost the Cold War.

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is there a british american heritage month? NO

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>>72015949
my nigger

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>>72015889

>>72016027
cod wars

>>72016027
we've literally never lost a war

Smashed it at the gym and just devoured a 1/3rd of a roast chicken, a lot of brown rice (mixed with that ridiculously tasted chicken sludge from the baking tray oi oi!!!) and broccoli

wew lads

was in the library today and moved 1984 from the non-fiction section to the children's section

>>72016023
Really?

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>>72016027
LOL!

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Watch THIS

Watching 1066

>tfw no Janina Ramirez gf

>>72016030
All Americans have lessons ay school devoted to the study of the English people

yes bayern

>>72016066
Liberating minds one step at a time my friend

britain lost wars all the time, we tend to back away once we know we're beaten in recent history though

see: suez crisis

>>72016066
this

overrated dribble

orwell was always shite

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>>72016052
>Curonian

>>72015976
Underrated desu

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>this
>overrated dribble
>orwell was always shite

>>72016123
>dribble
bait or just irish?

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BUILD
THE
WALL(S)

>>72016130
We wuz vikangz of Baltic

>gold is very plentiful there, the horses are of the best. All the houses are full of pagan soothsayers, diviners, and necromancers, who are even arrayed in a monastic habit. Oracular responses are sought there from all parts of the world, especially by Spaniards and Greeks.

>>72016027
the cod wars

>>72016063
>this is what /fit/ considers to be good food

I'd 8-2 be an Arsenal fan

>>72016027
the one time dutch put a kang on your throne and burned your boats in the port

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>>72015305
>>72015305
>>72015305
Images:
various Kev pictures + relevant greentext e.g. *walking towards you*, *bit cold out*, etc.
screenshot of northern rant and greeniggers
Bacon_and_cabbage.jpg + >irish """cuisine"""
anything about my cornish great-great grandma

Texts & Copypastas:
transcript of kev having to go to the airport
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life copypasta + Little T picture
I'd like to interject for a moment, Uber-Gaels copypasta
Top 5 Cities in the UK: 4 bad cities + Dublin

>>72015764
if wogs were not stressing out about every little slight they would sleep better too

>>72016068
died in a house fire

build a wall around london. keep the vermin contained.

>>72016169
me on the right just out of frame doing an awkward pose

>>72016027
Cod Wars hehe

Got BTFO in Singapore 1942, Suez 1956, Hong Kong 1997 even if these weren't wars.

Bayern taunting #afc (and #eng fans) here: "It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, football's coming home."

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lads

>>72016226
Agreed, we need to keep the little England scum out of our fine city

>>72016209
wow

>>72016169
Fuck off South Wales resident

>>72016209
Swissyank

we wuz empire and shieeeet

>>72016266
Flanders is alright desu

>>72016190
>implying it isn't good food

very strange.

>>72016266
wtf is going on in turkey?

>>72016289
>>72016209

>>72015444
>>72015444
>>72015444
>>72015444

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stop building walls

Doing a squirmy little bum poo poo bum bum squirm out my cheeks slithery little greasey poo poo :)))

>>72016170
I don't want to share a bridge with any necromancers thank you :///

>>72016123
are you the same irish guy that always shit talks orwell in these threads

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>tfw my threads never get any replies

>>72016296
stupid sexy flanders

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The best and final map

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>>72016209
post some rare kevs

>>72016352
Well it certainly is a fitting description!

I am a Socialist not through reading a textbook that has caught my intellectual fancy, nor through unthinking tradition, but because I believe that, at its best, Socialism corresponds most closely to an existence that is both rational and moral. It stands for co-operation, not confrontation; for fellowship, not fear. It stands for equality, not because it wants people to be the same but because only through equality in our economic circumstances can our individuality develop properly.

>>72016367
>not letting in bavarians

Interstellar and its soundtrack are two of the most perfect things ever crafted by mankind

>>72016367
i'll allow it

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lol

>>72016367
the fuck is the line meant to signify?

>>72016225
Cant find anything on google are you sure?

>>72016398
good lad

>>72016367
this, as long as haggisfags are killed

>>72016400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB4ZcrATAPg

>>72016429
It was covered up

>>72016407
need a maisie gf

>>72016429
because it was a grease fire

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Only important post ITT.
>>72016344
This is how you keep your queen immortal.

read an article today by someone suggesting that brexit will make irish reunification inevitable

what do you think lads?

>>72016400
Soundtrack was strong, as were the aesthetics of the film, but the film itself....perfect? HOWLING.

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

-- me

>>72016400
Does it have a squirmy little bum doing a greasy smelly poo poo? Slithering out the cheeks? Bum bum poo ahahaha

I've been trolled

Watched Interstellar in the cinema 3 times

>>72016464
northern ireland can fuck off desu haha
shithole full of terrorists and guns
let the paddies deal with them

>>72016461
all latvians should be killed

>>72016429
yeh he realised computers were gay so he hanged himself (it happened to be during a house fire)

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I'm a URL BAD MAN with no empathy

>>72016469
read every word of this post

Plans for tomorrow:
>25µg of 1P up the shitter (read: taken orally)
>walk down the shop to buy some rolls
>make bacon rolls for lunch
>browse the chon
>think about doing an ol' 'cide

>>72016464
Sinn fein were one seat off a majority

First time ever the unionists never held a majority

Demographics are shifting that way, it will happen

When it happens we can change our flag to a blue backdrop with the golden harp

>>72016516
By any chance are you of homosexual orientation?

>>72016464
There's no way a border will be tolerated

Ireland will be reunited by 2020

Will always regret allowing my parents to pressure me into going on job seekers for a week because I'd been out of uni for a month and hadn't found a job.

My perfect record of not taking government hand outs sullied by a one off payment before I found work.

>>72016469
quality post

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Is it weird that I don't particularly envy American/Australian suburbs and find terraces quite comfy?

>>72016464
That would be the only good thing to come out of brexshit

cry when i re-watch interstellar desu

>>72016455
I'm glad someone else enjoys the grease fire death gimmick

>>72016544
>When it happens we can change our flag to a blue backdrop with the golden harp

would be quite neat 2bh

>>72016559
that's what the article said as well

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>>72016544
>When it happens we can change our flag to a blue backdrop with the golden harp
can't come soon enough
the tricolour is lame in comparison

>>72016571
swingers' paradise

>>72016590
its my gimmick mate

>>72016289
not him, but i've got a couple of his vocaroos saved.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JHSLImxVN

>>72016514
where's your flag honey?x

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>>72016559
>Ireland will be reunited by 2020

Yes, as part of the UK

GET IN THERE BAYERN

>an island
>UMMM WE MUST MAKE BORDERS AND SHIET TO ALLOW FREE MOVEMENT BETWEEN EU COUNTRIES
i iterate again
>an island

wonder if my vertigo, nosebleeds and incontinence are related

>>72016571
Nah yank houses are too far apart from one another, no real community.

haven't watched a new film since the dark knight rises desu, don't get the impression that i've missed much

>>72016619
En mobil

>>72016571
no
suburbs are horrid and I can't imagine what sort of sludge your brain must look like if you like them.

>>72016544
>Majority

One seat off a plurality, nowhere near a majority

>>72016611
good nice well done

Calls are mounting for the removal of a Canadian provincial judge who told a courtroom “clearly, a drunk can consent”, before acquitting a taxi driver accused of sexually assaulting a female passenger who was found half-naked and unconscious in his cab.

The ruling by Judge Gregory Lenehan in Nova Scotia attracted widespread condemnation after it was handed down last week. Dozens of sexual assault centres and advocates for survivors of sexual violence joined forces to file a formal complaint, while others wrote letters demanding a judicial review.

More than 35,000 people have signed an online petition calling for his removal from the bench, and two marches are being planned in the east coast province.

In 2015 a police officer found an intoxicated, unconscious woman in her 20s in the back of a parked taxi, the court heard. She was naked from the chest down and had urinated on herself. The driver, Bassam al-Rawi, was found holding her trousers and underwear, and was arrested.

>>72016643
can easily say I haven seen a film made since 2014

Knew a lad in uni who was your typical /pol/ poster, now he has no friends because he'd constantly share articles on facebook about the evils of the EU and immigration.

Don't know why you wouldn't just keep that shit on lock down if you do think it so you can actually have some mates lol.

>>72016236
why don't leafs like grime lads?

I'm useless at sports and have poor co-ordination because I learnt to walk before I could crawl

I can't catch or throw to save my life

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>>72016571

>>72016628
What

>>72016643
>Music these days, what a joke. Have you even heard of Led Zeppelin?

>>72016673
mixed feelings on this

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>>72016657
tbf i stole it from the simpsons.

>>72016644
why are you in NZ? ;c

Imagine being some irritating teenage 'LE WRONG GENERATION' cunt like this melt

>>72016643

>>72016704
it's the other way around
angry bitter people who get bullied turn right wing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u67dTMtfB2I

tune

up sums

>>72016643
You didn't see "Drive".

why did I not watch this game lol

>>72016747
Mans on a mission ygm

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>>72016706
not really a huge fan of rap or hip hop in general
I don't hate it and listen to some stuff but mostly I find it boring.

>>72016719
wouldnt mind living on that street

there is a correlation between watching anime and having a mental illness

the more you know

quite like a 'ber 'wich

I ONLY watch 80s films. I'm superior to you. You watch new films? Pah! What a loser!

I never watch films or TV

popular culture destroys the intellect

TOP 5 UK CITIES
1. plymouth
2. sheffield

not worth mentioning the rest

*hacks your car and drives you off a bridge*

Reminder that you pronounce /int/ as eye-en-tee NOT int

>>72016761
I think it's because a Danish girl he liked friendzoned him so he became really angry about Europe and started banging on about the British empire and all that all the time. Made him look like a proper autist.

>>72016760
American cinema is really bad

haven't listened to a song since bloc party's a weekend in the city album
don't get the impression i've missed much

>>72016761
>get bullied
>lose faith in society
>every man for himself because no one helps or likes me
>become right wing
all checks out

have never been to birmingham or mancheter

LITERAL top 5 UK cities

1. London
2-4 (not ordered) Sheffield, Bristol, Edinburgh
5. ??

haven't read a book since taro gome's everyone poops
don't get the impression i've missed much

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>10-2

have never been to norwich or cardiff

haven't touched my willy since 1 hour ago
don't get the impression i've missed much

>>72016882
Plymouth

>>72016882
GOOD POST MATE, THUMBS UP FROM BRISTOL

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the gf

>>72016907
Wouldn't bother.

10 (TEN)

business idea: tidy up

haven't watched the arsenal game since arsenal were winning
don't get the impression i've missed much

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https://twitter.com/_owenakers/status/837352670990110721

haven't had a gf since the beginning of time
don't get the impression i've missed much

>yanks and brits invade france in 1944 and proceed to fight terribly to berlin where they face off against 20% of the german army composed mainly of militia and reserve units while 80% of german army fought on western front

then they act like some sort of big hero savin the world

>>72016907
you're not missing much

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might do something
idk what

everyday feels like sunday in wales

who /arsenal fan tv/

>>72016933
Artemis from Always Sunny: The early years

1. London
2. Bath
3. Edinburgh
4. York
5. Bristol
6. Lancaster

>>72016930
you live there?

>>72016957
wtf!

Business idea: instead of saying "What if white people said the same thing about [x minority]" every time [x minority] says something racist, just go ahead and say it your way like you've got a set. As whites I think we need to stop accepting being the current least privileged race for the sake of avoiding conflict.

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>>72016959
>while 80% of german army fought on western front

I have been wondering how to find a good woman and build a stable marriage. To this end I took a long hard look at the happiest and most stable marriage I know: my maternal grandparents.

This is their story.

>granddad is the only son of a lower middle class family
>his parents are very strict so he fucks off to work on the other side of the country as soon as possible
>he's a 1950s Chad, partying hard and fucking lots of women

>grandma is one of three daughters of an upper middle class family
>eldest daughter (born 1928) is absolutely brilliant and great at everything she does, studies at Oxford, is very straight-laced and religious
>middle daughter (born 1929) is nowhere near as smart and is always frustrated by being compared to older sister
>middle daughter becomes a giant party girl and slut
>eldest daughter is appalled at middle daughter's behaviour and takes it upon herself to protect youngest daughter from her influence
>youngest daughter (born 1936) grows up absolutely sheltered under eldest daughter's auspices, never gets to meet any boys at all

>middle daughter sluts it up and meets my granddad at some party
>they get on and essentially become fuck buddies
>a few months in middle daughter decides they're dating and invites him to a family dinner
>he accepts because why the fuck not
>chaos erupts as eldest daughter tells my granddad that the middle daughter is “a waste of his time” at the dinner table
>middle daughter goes absolutely mental, flips table etc., brandishes a knife, huge embarrassment

>>72016985
no brum?

>>72016882
Hull

>>72017037
Birmingham is an Islamic post-apocalyptic wasteland

>>72017009
>identity politics

>>72017009
this
I hate this "woe is me I'm different!" bullshit
better to embrace it

what was that meme/gimmick about uclan again?

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>arseville

15 CANS OF STELLA

>>72017063
>real world situations

>>72017086
ahaha

WORST settlements in the United Kingdom

1. Blackpool
2. Slough
3. Rochdale
4. Bradford
5. Grimsby

>>72017054
why do they say "she wants a man from brum" then

>>72017033
what became of the eldest and youngest?

>>72017115
its ironic

not surprised to see all the 6 formers itt meltdown and parody my post about not watching films anymore

maybe if you didn't build your entire personality out of watching hollywood shit you wouldn't feel so defensive when someone said they didn't watch that shit

>>72017033
the key to a long marriage is just not having thin skin and sticking with it even through bad moments.

people just give up easily now.

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>arsenal

she wants a man from an islamic post apocalyptic wasteland

>>72017122
died in a grease fire

men in black 3 any good?

>>72017033
Continued for the grand finale:

>grandma's father calls granddad the next day after the disaster dinner to apologise for her daughter's behaviour
>granddad somehow ends up a sort-of friend of the family by getting on well with the old man
>he also befriends the eldest daughter over time
>grows more distant with middle daughter who, bizarrely, continues to claim they are together
>half a year later granddad proposes to youngest sister out of nowhere
>she accepts (never even dated anyone before)
>they get married (he's 24, she's 19)
>middle sister hangs herself a few months after the wedding
>eldest sister becomes a nun (according to granddad the marriage was her idea)
>grandma and granddad end up inheriting most of grandma's parents' money a few decades later
>live long and happy lives, have seven successful children together

Not sure what the lesson here is.

Forest lost again lads
Not happy

>>72017149
don't milk it lad

>>72017108
>>72017108
good post
t. live in Lytham

runts

>>72017164
>Not sure what the lesson here is

Chad always wins.

Shag a slag for a bit then get with her virgin sister.

>>72017140
>>72017122
Sorry I didn't make it clear it was just part 1 of 2: >>72017164

>>72017171
milk this, faggot
*unzips dick*

>>72017197
doxxed so hard

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the self styled friend that is a girl just posted this to me

>>72017223
look like a caricature tbqh

BEST cities:
1. Birmingham
2. Dublin
3. Liverpool
4. Glasgow
5. Hull

>>72017209
*milks you*
fucking gaylord

business idea: Carpet bomb Birmingham (including all residents), finish HS2 then turn Burmingham area into comfy surrey-esque leafy towns for middle class white city workers.

>>72017164
Also the eldest sister was a top notch auntie, seriously the smartest woman I have ever met.

She passed away in 2013. I had a drink with some literal exorcists at her funeral.

liverpool mentioned

Dublin isn't in the UK, but more importantly it's quite shit.

>>72017298
If she became a nun she can't have been that smart.

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He slicks his hair for the interview.
His 15 minute fame.
Would you agree times have... changed?

anyone want to see a video of me failing a deadlift haha x

2017 pomade recs?

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>>72017322
she was too smart not to become a nun

>>72017298
>smartest woman i have ever met
>believes in g*d
yeah ok

>>72017289
>what is crossrail
hs2 is about freight capacity

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>If she became a nun she can't have been that smart.

>>72017346
skub

I am a sixty-five year old black man that had suffered for a long time with chronic testicular pain. I had MDSC (Microsurgical Denervation of the Spermatic Cord) surgery done and now the pain is gone. I feel a minimum of ten years younger. I hope this posting helps end someone's suffering from chronic testicular pain.

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>>72017354
>>72017322

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>I'm an atheist

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Go up, up the East Coast. It's gonna be a happy circle.

fedora runts

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me getting off the bus x

>>72017372
*orders it in industrial quantities*

>>72017392
coke zero does not have corn syrup and aspartame is the most studied food additive ever and has been determined to be completely safe every time by the FDA

Wonder what proportion of British people under 50 are unironically religious.

>>72017220
go on mate
reveal the info you doxxed

>>72017436
>gif
fuck off

Want to cheat on my gf but I can't find a gf let alone a gf and another girl to shag

>>72016367
>belgium
you were doing so well

>>72017164
>>72017033
tl;dr: middle sister was both a literal runt and a literal slag

she was a srungt

>>72017346
do you actually use pomade lol

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>I don't rate plymouth

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the 'e

>>72017315
>Dublin isn't in the uk
you can have it

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the 'f

>>72017446
>the most studied food additive ever and has been determined to be completely safe every time by the FDA

Hmm yes Jewish scienists funded by soft drink corporations

...very reliable

>>72017453
you live in lytham

>>72017502
lol imagine that

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>>72017033
>tfw have a vastly superior sibling

*beats you with a chain*

Need a haircut

shouldn't be drinking fizzy drinks regardless of whether its diet or not. utter runt juice.

>>72017521
Aspartame has been deemed safe for human consumption by over 100 regulatory agencies in their respective countries

>>72017537
post hair

>>72017526
and?

getting my haircut tomorrow

Only drank water for a few months, now I'm repulsed by soft drinks, juice etc

quite fun just picking and choosing what science to believe in and denouncing anything that doesn't fit my worldview as the work of jews

need a hair cut

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Having every follicle removed from my noggin tomorrow.

putting off a haircut

liking it a little bit longer than usual

CEO of monstato is scottish lol

need my legs waxed

>>72017581
nahh I don't wanna :x

>>72017164
>seven
>only seven
disgusteng prods

>>72017645
slaphead twat

Took three (3) yokes on Sunday night and my head is still 100% fried

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>>72017446

>mayfair

even the name is sexy

>>72016407
before and after they find cure for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>>72017701
yokes?

getting a back sack and crack wax tomozzer

Early:

>>72017717
>>72017717

>>72017716
gurners

>>72017692
Both Catholics actually.

>>72017712
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>72017740
disregard

real
>>72002231
>>72002231
>>72002231
new>>>>>>>>

>>72017616
just because something isn't necessarily bad doesn't make it good either
drinking soft drinks offers no benefits