CUM Island edition
Je vais avoir une petite amie française et il n'y a rien que tu peux faire pour m'arrĂȘter
mon mademoiselle
>>68694260
Fourth for the greatest continent.
>li'l cousin sees a fedora picture in phone
>"is this your friend from college?"
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481595808429.webm
don't listen to all these fake news sites goyim
put your trust in CNN, Huffpo, Salon and MSBNC
hmm
>>68694512
>>68694529
>>68694512
Did he become a Trump supporter?
I want to cuddle
Who tf up???
>>68695121
>>68694512
I like dis
test
>>68694512
tell me about teenage Bobby
why does he carry the tiny book?
What you up to, /cum/?
>>68696459
back to Brazil
Anyone here like memes?
I hate working mornings at a restaurant. I dont have a chance to eat breakfast
>>68696826
I guess you could call me a fan
>>68696459
Where you at homie
>>68694323
Good morning Latvia
>>68697320
ayyy
>>68696459
losing control of my life
benis
Thank god its Friday.
I'm just hoping I can get through work without having to do too much and I can get home before Obama declares war on Russia.
Latvians are slavs
There is no such thing as a Baltic people
>tfw car wouldn't start
>probably getting fired
>viĆĆĄ domÄ, ka tas bĆ«s tik viegli
At work lol
>>68698879
Where do you work
>>68699144
Restaurant doing dishes
>>68699175
Lmao
doin a cide lads
>>68699175
Do u get free food
>>68699240
No
>>68699318
if there is still food on the plate and its something like french fries, and they were untouched, would you eat some?
>>68699318
lol
>>68699414
I don't try to make a habit of it, but sometimes
>>68699461
Disgusting
>>68699578
What's disgusting about that
>>68699609
What if they sneezed on them
Good morning /cum/!
>>68699622
I mean it's free food
>>68699622
Really it's just worrying because you are in denial about all the bad things that happened too them before the other people even got them.
Anons, tell me about this place
Is it good? What should in order?
Important /cum/ poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11887934
>>68699727
It's pretty good
I like their chicken tenders
>>68699727
It makes you understand why everyone from Wisconsin is a fat cheese eating degenerate.
>Fall asleep with window open
>Wake up
>It's closed
Wtf
>>68699820
Hey that's rude! You're not wrong though
>>68699825
2spooky it's not Halloween anymore
About to go to the store for food
What lunch meat should I get
test
>>68700110
Ummm idk lol :3
>>68700135
Testing what :3???
>>68700110
Rostbif
>>68700110
Black forest ham
>finally getting a job soon
Anyone else have nice solid poo in the morning, then watery shotgun blasts the rest of the day?
>>68699778
If I say I like Russian can I have a Russian gf?
>>68700421
You'll never have a gf, Russian or otherwise
I've awaken, /cum/!
Happy Friday!
Good morning /cum/!
>>68700816
Good morning Chile
oh im so comfortable
Still washing dishes lol
>>68700816
Mornin
>>68701114
clearly not since you're posting on /cum/
>>68701114
Well at least you have a job
Hey there lads! How are doing? Any plans for Friday night?
>>68701416
Probably going to jerk off and post on /cum/ like usual
>>68701416
Espoo :DD
>>68701242
I have two hands and its a slow day
>>68701462
Could be worse.
>>68701464
My dear Phoenix anon. I have missed you.
>>68701627
What are you going to do?
>>68700816
Hi shitle
>>68701762
Apologize!
Gonna watch Aphex Twin tomorrow my buds
>>68701757
Drink beer, eat tacos and probably play Dawn of War all night long. My gf might come to visit me so my plans are open.
>>68701793
That sounds nice
>>68700816
Chile one of my friends needs ur help
>>68701843
I've been working my ass off and I decided to say fuck you to my education for this year. Now I'll just relax for the rest of the year.
>>68701857
what
>>68701876
Will the State still cover your tuition after you taking off?
>>68702027
*take some time off
What the fuck was that
>>68701793
>my gf
>>68702000
He wants to download a brazilian album for free but only south american countries can do that.
Could you download it and then upload it to mega?
http://www.metametaoficial.com.br/index.html#disco_novo
>>68702139
sure, what ĂĄlbum does he wants
>>68702139
"MM3" by MetĂĄ MetĂĄ
Here's the direct dl link: https://d39529zsnn993b.cloudfront.net/mm3.zip
>>68702372
lel meant to reply to >>68702235
>>68702372
uploading it to mega, mght take a while
>>68701793
>my gf
>>68702027
>cover tuition
What do you mean? It's always free. Once admitted you will never pay anything, no matter what. Just your living expenses.
>>68702096
Have a qt.
>>68702372
>>68702404
there
https://mega.nz/#!fZJGjThA
>>68702844
w-where's the key
Finished my last final /cum/rades
>>68703050
Grats, how do you think you did on it?
>>68702785
I'll drink to that
>>68703072
Very well
This sem might be my first since middle school that i get straight A's
Run up on chile the wrong way, I might murk ya
Why do black people like grape flavored stuff so much?
I stock vending machines and the memes are true
>>68702968
sorry for the late response there is the key
!f29An_WKuP7cDh6BTvfvlP-v9IZJ-sEi0xQW_YZ984c
>>68703328
thank you so much!
>>68703184
Because it's the darkest colored flavor I guess.
>>68703184
Because grape drank is all they could afford as children
Do you lads have some sort of equivalent to greggs across the pond?
Or are sausage rolls and pasties non existent over there?
>>68703884
> asking if Americans have food
you didn't really think that through did you?
>tfw can't find the two episodes of alone or SOE that aired on history last night
JUST
>>68704025
This. What were you thinking, Brit?
>>68703884
I don't know if we have chain stores like that but we have stores that are like Gregg's
>>68704044
my personal favorite
>>68704065
T-that looks. Good
>>68695421
what's that, like 5'6?
Why does this Chilean weeb hang out here again? I thought you guys sperged over non-/cum/ flags
>>68704102
5'8"
>>68704128
Why do you care so much?
>>68704128
The American in me wants him out of the /cum/ threads, but the weeb in me wants him to stay.
>>68704177
An observation lad
>>68704145
fuck
>>68703884
if it can be eaten we have it.
>>68704282
Isn't haggis illegal here?
>>68695421
>dat laugh tho
>>68704301
its illegal to import. not illegal to make or eat
I'm 26 next week and I have no friends, no car, no job, and I'm sort of in university limbo.
If I wasn't so poor I'd probably take up drinking
>>68704419
I'll be your friend
Necesito un cubano (o mas de uno) que me rompa el culito hoy
>>68704419
im 26 in two weeks and have all those problems. i do have a girlfriend though. and i live with her. and i have a car.
Why'd you do that ya dumb fuckin whore?
>>68704419
Never give up mate.
reminder https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809792074597957632
>>68704564
Malik is the gift that keeps on giving
*hugs the poster above me*
*pees on the poster below me*
>>68704547
Do what, comrade?
>>68704712
Relax, comrade. Not worth the trouble. Just wash your hands and walk away.
pondering to start watching welcome to the NHk right NOW but not emotionally ready for the feels it might give me
>>68704831
the manga is also pretty good
Fuck off chile
>>68704700
*Hugs Pajeet*
>>68705113
hello canada
>>68705113
Fuck yiu
>>68705113
chile>canada any day o' the week
>>68705180
Hello Pinochet , youre a wehraboo, right?
https://youtu.be/qXcK5L9dVYA
>>68705257
Nazi scum out
>>68705257
kimd of, I love the ww2 military parades and their war songs, same with the prussians
>go to the movies by myself
>arrive at the theatre 10 minutes before it starts
>theatre is over half full
>look for an empty seat
>people looking down at me
>try to avoid eye-contact walk up the stairs in embarrassment towards the far side where no one's sitting
>>68705287
Are you a russian girl?
https://youtu.be/vHO6rTgG_W0
>>68705321
That's good
https://youtu.be/yqXgMuVxgvM
>>68705287
please be my Russian trap gf (male)
Fucking dns server is being a nigger and I can't internet for the 2nd time this month.
Fuck you fios
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/809616876011749376
>>68705526
That's homo
Yall niggers are sick in da head
>>68705615
jesus, this is some serious autism.
>>68705615
what did he say? The troll account was suspended.
>>68705615
What happened
mama
>>68705911
mela
>>68705936
*vela
commies OUT
>commies OUT
>>68705972
Finland had a civil war. Whites vs reds. The land owners versus commies and socialists. Whites won and commies were thrown in concestration camps. So I guess I'm allowed to stay.
NOTHING SAID AND NOTHING GAINED
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
>>68706156
>>68706015
>>68705972
>>68705958
>>68705936
>>68705911
>>68694260
can you use latin in other languages? like how in english and french we'll drop in an etc or an i.e or w/e? does that make sense in all romance languages? and what about germanic/slavic ones?
>>68706015
Yes you killed commies in the woods with great precision, and the most lethal sniper of all time was a finn that got half his face mangled by commie bullets.
700 CONFIRM KILLS
SEVEN
HUNDRED
>>68706368
>"""sniper"""
>didn't even use a scope
Top lmao
>>68706368
He didn't get his face mangled. He killed so many russians that he literally could not stop smirking.
>>68706432
Cause youre not shooting all that far in a heavily wooded area and sunlight reflecting off the lens gets niggas killed.
>>68706596
>""""sniper""""
>couldn't even shoot far off niggas
drinking a monster for the first time in a year. holy shit i don't know how i used to drink these i'm practically zingin and i can feel my heartbeat.
used to drink at least one a day and that was on top of a pot of coffee and a pack of cigarettes.
Someone snib snabbed my internet wires :(
I snib snabbed this nerd's internet wires
Just finished the last of my final. Fucking Statistics gave me a near panic attack.
>>68706876
I never saw the appeal of Monster. I drank it once and felt like shit ten minutes later.
started dreaming again lads. dunno whats going on but the last few weeks i've felt great after many years of crippling depression. we're all gonna make it.
>>68706876
Same thing happened to me recently
I love the taste of them but I quit after I was drinking like two a day
Tried one again for the first time like two weeks ago and my legs actually started to cramp up for some reason
Never again
rate my gf
just spent two hours masturbating 2bh
Flashlight coming in the mail t b desu
>>68707074
How do you think you did?
>>68707618
I honestly don't know. Professor threw us a pretty nasty curveball with the contents of the exam. It's really stressing me out, but I think at the very least I'll pass the class.
>Professor says some shit won't be on the exam
>It's on the exam
THEY CAN'T GET AWAY THIS SHIT
>>68707802
Hope you did well lad
Hey guys why does my Flash crash on most websites unless I'm using a private window?
>>68707952
what browser
clear cache and cookies. private windows don't store either afaik, and thats the only thing i can think of that would be generic to all of them. does it happen on all browsers?
>>68708031
>all browsers
all sites*
>>68707910
Thanks anon
>>68707847
That's exactly what happened to my class. I'm still salty as fuck about it too.
>>68708031
Ok I deleted the Flash related junk I found in AppData and it works fine again
>>68708273
>gets himself banned to ban someone else
typical muslim swine
i saw the star wars guys
>supposed to rain through the entirety of thursday - friday
>turned to only raining through the entirety of friday
>ended up just being some light rain throughout the night
>>68708420
It looks like a poop 2bh
>>68708598
>>68708598
The real feel here was negative 12 when I woke up, just be glad you aren't freezing to death
so i'm hanging out over to kiwi farms and i find a thread dedicated to an episode of the new sonic cartoon where they savagely tear cwc apart. its fucking hilarious.
>>68708619
it was pretty meh but at least it was more original than the other other one which was just A New Hope 2 starring Mary Sue
Hello (s)cum,
After being a summer in Colorado with my brother who owns a farm there, i felt in love with the place and people. But i'm scared that i will not fit in if i actually lived there. I'm Dutch in culture and my English is Dutch. He asked me to come and work with him. I would LOVE it there. And my ma and pa can go over on their old day.
But being a visitor in your country and always raising one eyebrow while making fun of each other is something different than to actually live there.
I'm stuck. I'm a fucking retard. Can i live in America? What would an American do?
I got an A on every final but finished with Cs in two classes anyway because of bullshit
>>68709351
its not hard to live in america, senpai. just do it. colorado is the best america has to offer. if you don't you'll just spend the rest of your life wishing you did. worst case scenario it sucks and you go home.
>>68709351
people love foreigners
>>68709351
>Hello (s)cum
Bit rude this
Go ahead and move here. Be prepared to talk to Americans who think that the Netherlands is in Southern Europe
One thing I noticed from spending significat time with normies is that they don't care too much if you sperg
out
It might make the rest of the day awkward but when you see them again they won't even mention, it's like it never happened.
>>68709415
I got this role as a Dutchman in Colorado. And everyone was so nice.
Like you would be as an American in the Netherlands. It is all so strange.
>>68709484
I'm sorry.
I thought it was funny.
I need to stop spending money on Vinyl
>>68710251
you'll get laid pretty easy too.
>>68709351
If you love freedom and respect the constitution you can become an American. You should totally do it.
Watch Moana
What do you think of my charcoal drawing /cum/?
>>68710593
Why are you drawing my gf?
Looks really gud btw
>>68710525
>doesn't capitalize "Constitution"
Fuck off commie scum
kiss me
>>68710593
That's pretty damn good, anon.
Fahrenheit>Celsius
>>68710674
Are you a girl?
>>68710593
Bretty gud
>>68710674
*kisses you*
Post your gfs
>>68710750
>>68710726
yea
>>68710732
thanks sweetie
>>68710644
>>68710691
Thanks leafs.
>>68710750
kek
>>68710780
>grill
I take it back
>>68710750
>Threemilk
is it a cooking channel based around tea?
i like tea
>>68710800
no take backs.
Has everyone gone off the fucking deep end?
>>68710836
Shit
>>68710848
>the science of gender
I thought that gender was supposed to be a social construct
I FUCKING FORGOT TO GET HOT COCOA AT THE STORE AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE
what are your planes for this friday night /cum/?
i have a date in the night with an old female friend, we probably will kiss eachother
>>68710870
>I thought that gender was supposed to be a social construct
Only when it's convenient for them
>>68710848
This needs to stop. It really needs to fucking stop.
>>68710905
I might watch a movie with my neighbor. It's either that or stay here and shitpost
>>68710780
*kissus*
>>68710811
Yeah she does cooking and asmr
Sometimes combines them
>>68710905
drink and work on some Christmas gifts
>>68710940
people are getting tired of it, so with any hope the media might focus on something else.
>>68710848
I'd fuck him
>>68710905
Prolly gonna see Rogue One with a childhood friend of mine
>>68710905
Im gonna do nothing all day, then work my dead end job until midnight
>>68710525
Yeah. Respect the constitution. Obvious.
>>68710982
*xir
>>68710971
>asmr
that stuff bothers me, I don't really get the appeal.
just want some good recipes.
>>68710870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkAOpNShCd4
biology is a lie, famalamadingdong
>he doesn't have a zombie waifu
What's your excuse, lads?
>>68711030
You can't really fuck a zombie
>>68711054
You aren't trying hard enough
>>68711068
This
Just got a random erection
>>68710525
On this i will go to Colorado to join him. And suddenly realize that my farm is older than America it self.
>>68711186
*sucks it*
>>68710674
kys
>>68711186
>>68711229
T-that's lewd!!
>>68711263
*gets even lewder*
Just had my last final today, 8 in the morning
>>68711350
How'd you do?
>>68711320
O-oh my, Arkansas-chan! Calm down!~
>>68711369
Good, I think...
I have to go to Colorado alone... I tried..
>>68711457
That picture is confusing
I hope you did well though
>>68711500
ok
>>68711554
Is there any American here from Colorado?
No.
You bastards.
wish i was dead haha where is the naime girls
>>68710905
shitpost, make some tacos, fug, bake delicious brownies, watch documentaries or Christmas claymations
>>68710905
Work on my CS:GO montage
>>68711712
take a hike retard
>>68710848
>>68711796
Great post
>>68711796
nou lol
Gonna take a shower
>already down to half a gallon of milk
>>68711981
Gonna reply to this post
>>68711981
Can I take one with you?
Where is the evidence reee
>>68712021
Do you look like this
>>68711981
Gonna join you
>>68712050
No I'm a muscular black guy
>>68712031
commies: not even once
>>68711981
dont hit your head and drown
>>68712072
I'm saving my bp for marriage
Is she ok?
It's brick outside right now familia
https://youtu.be/tP_-YIhgF3w
>>68712311
>brick
>>68712204
>clakk my ass
God i love America. And will upper my eyebrow when dealing with the lovely people of Colorado. You moederneukers.
>>68712345
>>68712372
>the lovely people of Colorado
FILL THE CRACKS WITH JUDICIAL GRANITE
>>68712441
And again im in doubt. America is not that united.
>>68712493
I'm just joking, Colorado is pretty nice
>>68712519
>Let's go to Colorado for vacation!
Said no one ever
>>68712549
I've been to Colorado on vacation
>>68712340
Czechia is rightful Texan clay
https://youtu.be/WVtPjSabPbo
Not to defend arkansass but I've heard Colorado is p nice
>>68712574
>flyover goes to another flyover state for vacation
never been less surprised in my life
>>68712549
kys retard
>>68712549
you guys go to Las Vegas. Americans are scared from anything productive.
>>68712601
kys faggot
>>68712549
>Said no one ever
You kidding? Plenty of stoners visit CO for some legajuana
>>68712624
suck my dick nigger
>kys faggot
>>68712642
*gives you the best blowie in your life*
What now cunt
>>68712549
Tons of people go to Colorado for reasons
>>68712601
kek
>>68712661
now let me return the favor
Nice meme
>>68712619
>vegas