Asian gf edition
There were some VERY rude comments made last thread
>>68712718
>canadian advocating for asians
wew
Post your asian gfs
>>68712725
>tfw white grill
>tfw cucked by asians at every turn because every nerdy white guy prefers them
>>68712797
me too
brb
>>68712744
Not as rude as this:
*unzips dick*
>>68712815
That's why Jamal exists
Run to him Stacy
The age of white g*rls is over
>>68712829
I will go to Colorado.And join my brother.
Because you Americans are not man enough.
Thanks.
>>68712744
>he doesnt have a latin gf
Get gud homos
Which Asian territory should we annex, Taiwan looks like it wants to be liberated
>>68712882
They age like milk though while asians look 20 forever
>>68712882
>he doesn't have a Latin bf
>>68712866
wtf are you talking about, every american told you to go in the last thread.
>i dont think that feet are attracti-
African American culture
>>68712897
>>68712902
Only if you marry some lazy indio, key is they need to have Mediterranean are native ancestry from groups that had historical high carb diets so they have natural higher metabolism
>>68712918
bad post
>>68712941
good post
>>68712941
Fantastic post
>>68712963
delet yourself
>>68712918
>Arkangay
>>68712948
Has it's own month
In the words of immortal phd possessing warrior poet "dre"
"it is impossible to create a house wife out of a whore"
I REALLY love Russia.
I think I'm like 1% of their GDP thanks to all the camwhores I support.
>>68712998
Thanks
>>68713017
>>68712954
>>68713034
Source?
So my mom's christmas present to me apparently is going to be one home-made coupon to go clothes shopping with her because she said I dress like a 12 year old
I'm 21 now
>>68712937
But you all can't stop talking about gays and traps.
This must be American culture.
When is the next chimp out?
And i'm fucking serious.
>I pay/watch camwhores
>>68713034
what do people do for fun in arkansas besides drinking?
> I support camwhores
>>68713062
Tell your mommy thank you, that is a nice gift. Dressing well will give you more confidence
>>68713047
I spend like $1000 a month on camgirls.
>>68713078
>waaaaaah no one gives me attention
you'll fit right in
>>68713079
Hey now, watching is ok
>>68713059
>>68713060
No idea
>>68713095
I go camping
>>68713116
You voted Trump.
Fuck off
>>68713114
>I spend like $1000 a month on camgirls.
>You voted Trump.
>Fuck off
>>68713107
I dont know what constitutes dressing well is the problem...
She's also old and probably out of the loop for what's cool or not, so I might end up worse off
>>68713157
Get out
>>68713114
this is so strange to me, i can't even comprehend it.
>>68713079
>>68713099
>some autistic fucks pays them
>somebody else records it and uploads it elsewhere
lel
>>68713195
Just by a white slim cut dress shirt and dark navy suit pants with an okay belt and you'll look professional and feel it too
>>68713114
Are you at least spending it on legit camwhores on chaturbate or whatever
Or are you spending it on like twitch cockteases
>>68713116
The best that bubbles up in your society is Trump.
Pffffff lol
>>68713195
Flip through some fashion magazines, also if you live in a big city just see what people around you wear.
>>68713294
don't spend it all in one place kid
2 finals down, 3 to go
>>68713315
Everyone around me also wears sweatpants and plain shirts from what I've seen...
>when a non-country posts near me
>I watch camwhores without paying
>>68713331
>not being on vacation already
lmaO
>not paying for a service
reminder that if you don't pay for camwhores you are literally a communist hippie
>tfw you've actually worked as a janitor irl but you didnt do it for free
>I watch camwhores, and pay for it too
>>68713114
dumbass
>>68713280
MFC mostly.
>>68713362
What uni do you go to?
need a finnish gf to pour milk in her ass and eat it like mammi
The bank literally pays me for spending money I would have spent anyway
Who else is gaming the system?
>I don't pay for camwhores
Can someone explain how to approach girls in school?
I lurk yik yak to learn about normies and it's just full of them complaining about creeps trying to talk to them in class or on the bus
I dont want to be a creel
>>68713511
just b urself
>>68713511
>>68713536
>>68712861
Oh, I like that.
>that sad feeling when your living in the east coast.
>>68713536
>>68713548
I'm serious guys
>>68713566
>came to a board full of NEETs asking for advice on talking with normies
Y tho
>>68713599
I've seen a plenty of people here talk about getting laid a lot
>>68713382
if that mattered there wouldnt be a watch for free option dummy
>>68713420
CCSU
>>68713566
If aint working now it isnt going to work at all alright? Just focus on your studies and pray you get rich enough to attract some gold digger
>>68713511
be funny
tease her
she wont call you a creep if she doesnt think she's better than you
>>68713511
They call all guys they don't like creeps, keep that in mind
i have a nice penis
>>68713679
How do I make them like me outright?
>>68713640
I hate gold diggers
Would rather be single
Why can't all asian girls be as beautiful as your average korean girl?
>>68713705
You think that girls who use yik yak are a better option?
>>68713735
No I hate everyone on that app
Mmmmm
Choco gfs
>>68713705
Become a chad, spend $2000 a year on sneakers, the rest takes care of itself
>>68713787
How does one become a Chad aside from spending a ton on shoes
>>68713735
>are girls that use /b/ the app ok
No
>>68712815
cuck the ching chongs back
white boi always comes home
>have to drive all the way downtown just to mail a letter
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh2CF9CKON4
>>68713802
Be attractive and have charisma
i dont have flags
but to the other anon from arkansas
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD OR UNINSTALL FLAGS
>>68712718
When will South C*ckreans learn that this is what true perfection looks like?
>>68714249
Take a break from the Internet
>>68714275
literally just opened /cum/
>>68714249
Faggot
hmmm
>>68713802
gotta be attractive, rich, or have status (on the ___ team etc)
girls literally do not care about personality when it comes to relationships. it does not matter to them. you can treat them however you like as long as you have enough of one of the three qualities listed above. i know a 24 year old virgin who is such a good guy that ~10 girls have described him as "husband material" but they will never fuck him because he's not good looking.
>people unironically want to be in a relationship with the inferior sex
Started drinking at 3:30 because I'm a fucking degenerate
>people unironically are gay
Think I found what I was missing in my life lads
>>68714610
It's only 3:00
How do I into gf when all I have is a part time job
>>68714627
weed?
>>68714610
Do you need a woman
>>68713385
are you that geriatric who's moving to brazil?
>>68714614
>>68714628
Actually it's already 4:00
>>68714628
>west coast scum
it's 5 pm you fuck
>>68714614
>Liking men with cocks over women
Even most women would rather fuck a woman
>>68714614
I love sucking big nigger dick, but ironically
>>68713511
Here is the secret to approaching women right
>Am I attractive
Of the answer is yes you're good to go
If not then good fucking luck hope you're a master conversationalist
>>68714688
good man
I really really hate women, but I'm attracted to them
This is hell
>>68714610
I just worked a 9 hour shift. Got off at 3pm a couple hours ago. I've been drinking since. There's nothing wrong with drinking at any time, so long as you're productive member of society and not some worthless NEET.
Sometimes I work 10-12 hour twilight shifts where I'll get home around 7am and I'll start getting drunk. Nothing wrong with that.
>>68714688
>>68714744
It's 6, and those are 4s
>>68714745
yeah truth be told i feel like relationships with men would be more satisfying
but i dont want to fuck men, i want to fuck women and they're terrible
>>68714790
his were 8s
as my post followed after, naturally it would be halved to 4s
>>68714751
I'm a student with no job and my semester ended on Tuesday, so I kinda feel useless right now, and I'm bored as fuck. Not to mention my city just announced a water ban so I can't even shower or cook some noodles or something idk
>>68714793
Fuck a trap
>>68714861
not into ladyboys
>>68714832
>water ban
Can't make this shit up
>>68714832
>water ban
Texas?
>>68714665
probably. idk I had a breakup awhile ago and don't feel like dating anyone just yet. A quick fuck here or there is fine, but I also am sick of that a bit
the fags are mad today lmao
I really, really love Russia.
>>68714938
I'm always mad
>>68714947
Me too, maybe we could love Russia together
>>68714832
>a water ban
>>68714911
If so, as a fellow Texan, I would like to know which cities/counties hate freedom.
Taking a big poop
>>>/a/151022198
This 2bh
>>68714973
>I would like to know which cities/counties hate freedom.
There was a chemical spill in Corpus Christi
>>68714832
>Water Ban
>mfw Mitten
>>68714909
>>68714911
Yeah somehow an asphalt emulsifier got leaked into the water lines... Absolutely retarded I don't get how this could happen
>>68714966
At the same time?
>>68714986
Be sure to flush mid shit so you don't clog your crapper bro. Nothing worse than relieving yourself and taking a 12lbs shit, only to find out you're gonna have to mash your shit up like you're making brown guacamole.
>>68714832
>water ban
>>68715023
At least your pipes aren't full of lead.
>>68715012
>There was a chemical spill in Corpus Christi
No wonder I didn't hear about it. Who gives a fuck about Corpus?
Maybe I SHOULD just hire a prostitute to get it over with so I can give up on women completely
>>68715071
Ecofags and communists apparently
>>68715033
Rossiya is big enough for two. She THICC
Anyone else planning a trip to Moscow now that relations will be stabilized ?
I don't understand why women have sex
What do they even do in their free time?
>>68715103
>>68715071
Yeah just spend your spring break down here and leave we don't need your coon ass down here anyway gringo pinche
who /qt/ here
>>68715113
Muscovite ITT, ask your questions
These threads go either full gay or full nigger mode
middle ground is just a bunch of dudes getting high on anything
>>68715127
Hi
>>68715145
Did you go for the /pol/ answers?
Also please post a link
>>68715145
Hello George W
Can't wait for the shitstorm on Monday
fuck off pedojew
>>68715192
Hello, Arkansas-chan~ c:
>>68715117
socialize or fuck around on social media. some girls will have interests like design, i know a girl who likes birds, but desu ive never actually met a girl that had a real hobby
>>68715173
Build wall.
>>68715127
I collect qts, is that oaky?
>>68715145
>Interventionist
How do I get a passing trap gf
>>68715206
>when the Electoral College rebels just right
>>68715229
How's it going
>>68715266
Move to Portland.
Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I don't know who to turn to and Google doesn't help.
Basiclally, as a resident in Canada, is there anyone I can contact about laws that I think are unjust?
I'm not sure what I'm expecting.
>>68713979
no mail boxes?
>Everyone ITT wants a gf
Feels bad man
>>68715276
At this point, I would unironically want Jeb to win.
>>68715279
Are there lots of traps there?
>>68715248
That's awesome, anon!
How many qts have you collected so far?
>>68715276
My day is going very calm. Hbu?
>>68715276
Jeb coup, slow and steady wins the race.
>>68715282
>contact about laws that I think are unjust?
A lawyer lol. Good luck though.
>>68715124
>spending spring break in the oil infested waters of Corpus and not 'Padre if anything
>spending spring break in Texas and not in the Caribbean surrounded by cheap resorts, food, gambling, and $50 whores who can suck start a leaf blower
>thinking I'm some pinche wedo
>>68715192
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
im not sure i like this one
>>68715258
>not sticking your shlong in everyone's business
>tfw she never msg me first
>>68715282
Determine if the law is federal, provincial, or local and contact the government representative in your area.
That's about it.
>>68715170
Will I survive in Moscow without knowing any russian or cyrillic?
>>68715312
There are more gender queers than real people.
>>68715266
go get a real girlfriend you fuckin faggot
>>68715341
>and contact the government representative in your area.
I mean contact your government representative for that area. Like local MP, mayor, Federal MP sort of thing.
>>68715348
You'll probably get scammed pretty quickly I would imagine.
>>68715374
>>68715341
Sounds good, thanks.
is it happening lads?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-seize-us-navy-underwater-vehicle-south-china-sea-one-china-taiwan-a7480016.html
>>68715348
Of course if you have a local helping you
Otherwise..better try picking up some Cyrillic, that'd be useful
a lawyer you dummy
>>68715313
~8 or 9k right now, counting 2D
Starting to miss the weed again
>>68715301
I want a bf
>>68715317
>>68715303
>>68715396
Most officials have automated responses, and some not even that.
I've heard some read hand written letters.
>>68715398
China is just mad we talked to their bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
>>68715329
>tfw she messaged me first yesterday
Protip: Asian gfs are overrated.
...
But still better than white gfs.
>>68715420
good for you shithead
Fun Fact: George W Bush's grandfather made his fortune selling oil to nazi Germany.
>>68714703
That's because most women are fags
>>68715420
If you HAVE to stay clean, just remind yourself how much money you're saving, and how much more energy you're getting from not dragging ass after a long night of smoking.
>>68713260
>tfw when you know you'll never be finnish
Cute
Rancid voice though
>>68715421
>I want a bf
Same ;-;
>>68715313
It's going alright. I had to drive my grandpa to the doctor's office earlier but other than that it's been the same as every other day
>>68715509
And?
>>68715533
Yes, I'd much like ejaculating on her face.
>>68715459
how does it feel pal?
>>68715401
How can I find a local to be my friend/guide?
If I try taking to guys will they think I'm gay and kill me?
>>68715451
Literally me, btw
>>68715540
It's too bad we live ten gorillion miles apart
Fellow Mexicans how can we go about gettig rid of US influence in our country?
why are the dutch always the biggest assholes on this site?
>>68715276
You know Donald, you remind me of my brother on that faithful day when "Mission Accomplished" was plastered on that Aircraft Carrier. Remember when I said slow and steady wins the race Donald? Well, while you were gloating over your supposed victory, I organized an electoral insurgency primed and ready to move this country forward, under the ever watchful eyes of Jeb!
my borscht turned out ok
>>68715550
She told me that I didn't know it, but that she texts me faster than anyone else.
>>68715545
So facts need points you idiotic weeb fuck? I love you.
>>68715600
>biggest assholes
They don't call it a dutch oven for nothing
>alliance with putos chinos
kys
if you want to rid of usa influence align yourself with father
>>68715206
shitstorm?
Does LMM still post here?
>>68715562
Try Interpals or may be a group on fb
I doubt lol
>>68715620
I think we found the DNC hacker, boys.
>>68715635
you're too weak t.bh, no offense
>>68715600
they're uppity fucks
t. french belgian
>>68715583
No nos abandones pls
>>68715583
you can't, your geography puts you at too big of a disadvantage, without us you would look like Afghanistan.
>>68715578
Don't lose faith, Arkansas-chan~
>>68715583
You already answered your own question with that picture. Also, I would personally advise Mexico to take the rest of the Pacific Alliance with the and embrace the everlasting comradeship between Latin America and China.
>>68715113
Wouldn't go to R*ssia if they invited me to come over and genocide them tbqf
>>68715635
*roughriders you into oblivion*
Pssh... Nada personnel, niño
>>68715625
Love you too <3
>>68715657
i make big bowl of it, then store the rest in jars in the freezer
borscht freezes good. oddly it looses redness when reboiled.
>>68715583
Build the wall.
>>68715654
CIA does
>>68715635
>>68715663
>not organizing the Patria Grande and stomping the Chinese and the Gringos
>>68715703
Imma try and make it.
>>68713566
what I usually do is ask a friend if she knows her, or what's her name. Openly state to him that she's such a cutie and want to meet her. If I don't find her name I just stalk her and find her IG.
If she doesn't follows back is a lost case, better forget about it. If she does follow back and like some of my pics (the older the pic the bigger the interest) just proceed to talk to her through DM, ask for her mobile phone and proceed to chat.
I've met a shit ton of girls from my city and in Mexico city like this. Having a goo profile helps a shit ton, I have a lot of followers and take some descent pics of myself, just dress like a success story and be as fake as you can in social media and people will turn over to you.
>>68715750
hardest part is finding a recipe, there are so many.
i added a tiny bit of maple syrup into mine to sweeten it up. turned out good.
>>68715689
Rude :(
>>68715689
t. libcuck chickenhawk
>>68715583
Meme magic
>>68715711
Aren't there already tunnels from Mexico into the US? Seems pointless.
>>68715622
Love your pic, may I save it?
>>68715782
Oh one of those dishes where grandmas recipe is the best. I guess I'll call mine. I'm sure she's made it before.
>>68715783
how much longer does putin have until his popularity plunges?
>>68715673
>this is what americans think
>>68715809
Seismic censors will be a part of the construction. Even the chinks had such technology 2000 years ago.
>>68715720
he doesn't check his whatsapp anymore
>>68715834
it's said "there are as many recipes for borscht as there are Ukrainians"
but you're right, Baba knows best. Mine is best off family version and tweaked based on what's available.
>>68715882
Sensors*
>>68715882
Why not just end the war on drugs and send people to jail for hiring illegals?
>>68715841
Oh we have to consider a lot of factors here desu
First of all next president elections (2018). We still don't know if he would try but even if yes that'd be his last term.
Secondly, inner stability. In 2017 one of our huge money funds will run out so he'll have to find a lot of money both for megapolises (because a lot of people aren't pro-Putin there so he wouldn't like to see protests) and for provinces (his electorate)
>>68715943
I'm open to treating drug addictions as a disease but smuggling should be crushed.
>>68715682
I'm packing my bags now
>>68713511
confidence is the trick bro, work on it, thats the reason chads tend to attrac grills, you can either be rich, fit or goodlooking tall to get more self-confidence, grills smell it in km
>>68713260
fixed for accuracy
>>68715809
honestly i don't give a fuck about illegal immigration, its legal immigration that needs to be stopped.
>>68715943
Because ending he war on drugs would mean that they can no longer make so much money putting people in prison and penalising people who hire illegals would affect white people instead of hispanics.
>>68715972
You think it isn't going to come from Canada? If you don't legalise it and give them help it'll just bring up the price and cause more crime.
>>68716011
>>68716011
the GODDAMN white people
>>68715900
Lmao he talks about you here frequently and makes fun of your supposed lobotomy
>if I don't get a job by next week to get my own apartment I'll probably have to move to florida
haha I want to die
>>68716039
I'm not opposed to legalization and treating people. I'm opposed to allowing smuggling into the US.
>>68715833
No.
>>68716083
I'd rather live in Florida than Ohio, that's a huge fucking upgrade
>>68715948
do you think now that trump is elected maybe sanctions will be lifted and putin will win again?
>>68716083
think of the cuban girls anon
>tfw discovered i have a thing for thicc latinas recently
>>68716104
Build wall.
>>68716164
You pay?
>>68716122
>sanctions will be lifted
I doubt
>Putin will win
What do you mean by "win"? In his mind that'd be finishing term(s) without serious problems.
>>68716175
They are rapist.
>>68716122
at least according to his shouting he wants to spend time bullying China instead of Russia
>>68716267
And the Chinks deserve it.
>>68716122
Why do you retarded trumpfags still think he's some kind of anti establishment isolationist? Just look at his recent speeches or picks. Hes an orange bush.
>>68716275
true
just makes me think the stance against Russia will be less hostile, since that would push Russia towards China
Is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVbAsIxUf8
>>68716305
Being pushed towards EU and Murica would be better desu
>>68713826
ideas...
>>68716207
doesn't he get to run for another term before he has to take a break?
>>68716280
are you trying to say something of relevance? pick a topic before you speak retard. hes hinted at accepting Russia in Crimea, the whole point of the sanctions...
>>68716305
>>68716381
The only people who want that in Russia are the oligarchs
>post-rainstorm cold
>+ bay area cold
>plus wind chill
>>68716428
Yeah and the war in Iraq was to find the wmds amirite? American imperialism will continue under trump and you know it.
>>68716469
>>68714628
Oh look another Oregonian hi
>>68714745
realize you're bi
>>68716428
He took a break before this term
So he technically can finish this and run the next one
>>68716429
Actually oligarchs think only about profit whichever the other partner would be
>>68716469
Damn right it will
>>68716463
>bay area
>cold
>>68716540
t. Hasnt been to the bay area
>>68716469
>implying Iraq in 04 was anything like Russia today
>implying trump is a neocon
>ishiggydiggy
>>68716510
>Young trump supporter calling anyone a fedora
>>68716535
But that's literally globalism.
>>68716540
Dunno about Murican bay areas but here it might be cold there
>>68716568
I visit family in San Jose every year.
>>68716592
San jose gets the tail end of the breeze/climate coming in from the bay because its at the bottom
its cold as fucking balls in SF and the hills
>>68716587
>implying I support Dolan Drumpf
>>implying I support Dolan Drumpf
>I supported a real candidate like Bernie "No Refunds" Sanders
>>68716587
>american interventionism = globalism
>bong education
>not supporting a True Conservative™
You will reap what you have sown
>>implying I support Dolan Drumpf
bew
>>68716715
>>68712797
thats my dream. i hope they can produce organs some day.
>>68712718
It germany the asians and black girls are worse then anyone. They think that they are princeses or some shit but have a very shallow charackter
>>68716114
my stepdad is a piece of shit and I'd rather be homeless than live with him desu
the only family members who would let me stay with them are actually insane so that's not an option
>>68716131
cuban girls mean nothing to me
>>68712718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNSCUgVgRA
KÁ AKÁ - MMA fighter/rapper from Akureyri. Fun fact: the guy that owns that chevy malibu in the video is a former drug dealer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGL3cji3jj0
Úlfur Úlfur - Rap duo, would say they are the most popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzxo66k84Ow
Emmsjé Gauti (Emmsjé = MC). 27 years old, from Akureyri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrV0OaOow8k
Aron Can - probably the worst Icelandic rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32VuNtUdRqU
Gísli Pálmi - Drug dealer from Reykjavík, his father is one of the most richest men in Iceland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyteJOWuHfw
Herra Hnetusmjör - think he is 18-19 years old. Name means mister peanut butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gcLrfSLbmE
GKR - short for his name, Gaukur. Most vaporwave tier icelandic rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEzeACAXbg
LANDABOI$ - 17-18 year olds from Reykjavík. Landi is slang for moonshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1p5k4cChYs
Alexander Jarl - Drug dealer from Reykjavík. If you are wondering about his dark complexion, his father is Palestinian
>>68716862
Are the black girls at least cute
Or do they resemble the average American negroid
>fedora posting is the lowest form of shitposting
the janitor
>>68719929
Thanks
>J*nny
for FREE
>>68715583
we shouldn't mexico sucks donkey dick, without the US we wouldn't have this economy. if we ever make less trade with us it should be substituted with Europe and south America not with chinks
>>68715416
I wonder what her daily life consists of
big sister watching you