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cara

cara

anime

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crayon pop

sausages

>>55004356

>Listen

anime

lost my bank card last night
fucks sake gotta cancel that now

hpubf ri rgw riukwr

^decipher this

what if mary
was in the club
when she met joseph
around hella thugs
cover nori in lambs wool
we surrounded by the fucking wolves

Dreamt about being in a relationship with this girl I've never met again lads, really depressing waking up atm

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> type in what the captcha says
> You have failed the captcha, please try again

>After a two-and-a-half day siege and the execution of two female hostages, Spetsnaz operators from Federal Security Service (FSB) Alpha and Vega Groups, supported by a Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs (MVD) SOBR unit, pumped an undisclosed chemical agent into the building's ventilation system and raided it.[1]

>>55004415
I remember having a dream like that with a girl in a grey pull over sweater in a shopping centre

it was like 8 years ago and I still remember every detail hahaha

Lads i'm back did you miss me?

>>55004408
I saw "pub" that's all I need

willy's hard for no reason

>>55004459
I watched an interesting doco on that

the deaths are 100% the kremlins fault for not disclosing to med crews what they used, so no hostages were put into the recovery positions and as a result choked on their tongues as they were on their backs.

was having a wank but i heard fireworks -- boom go outside and all the chinese are lighting off end of chinese new year fireworks haha

>>55004428
can i use this image for a future post

>>55004457
i'm better looking (and taller) than justin bieber

where the fuck's my record deal and legions of screaming fangirls?

>130 hostages killed by the gas, all 40 militants killed, 700 non-fatal injuries

>The use of the gas was widely condemned as heavy-handed, but the American and British governments deemed Russia's actions justifiable.[5] Physicians in Moscow condemned the refusal to disclose the identity of the gas that prevented them from saving more lives.

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>Saladin presented Conrad's aged father, William V of Montferrat, who had been captured at Hattin, before the walls of the city. He offered to release William and bestow great gifts upon Conrad if he surrendered Tyre. Conrad declared that William had lived a long life already, and aimed at him with a crossbow himself.

arabs underestimating the autism level of white people lmao

just cancelled my bank card lads waheyy!!

>>55004459
>>55004520
>Hostage takers kill two people, Putin sends in FSB and SOBR units
>130 die
>Justifiable
kek lads. They should've learnt from the Iranian embassy the stupid cunts.

Got any muslim friends m8s? How do you treat them and how do they treat you?

I'm thinking about studying in England, probably Leeds Uni

I'm a Muhammad

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>>55004585
b-but why

Found some cunts bank card last night, luckily cleared the fucker as soon as I could

>>55004608
lost it last night because i'm a top fucking mong mate

>>55004364
can I get a (you), (you)?

CAUSE IM IN
TOO
DEEP
AND IM TRYING TO
*looks at /brit/ to sing the next part*

>>55004588
the use of the gas was justifiable. what wasn't was the hush hush afterward as the nondisclosure of the gas which was a derivative of a medical anaesthetic was what killed people.

>chubby but cute slag in da club Thursday night was very obviously into me, grinding on me and all that and I was too pussy to do anything about it

Dying a virgin, lads

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>>55004595
>saw some kind of suicide bombing video on this lads laptop at maccas
>send in tip to mi5
>see him getting cuffed and walked out minutes later

>>55004616
>having all your money on one account
i sure hope people don't do this

>>55004595
I knew a half Indonesian guy ages ago, rich as fuck but moved to jakarta
probably has a mansion there

>>55004588
what happened at the iranian embassy

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>>55004617
Oh good lad, don't forget to get another card as soon as you can!
And remember to keep partying every weekend to keep your mind dull-- i mean to have fun!
heheheh, WHEEEEEE~!

Bare Malaysian man on engineering scholarships at uni get takeaway 3 times a day and copy and paste group work from wikipedia

>>55004666
y-yes sir

>>55004595
not really, they're usually really intense people, constantly arguing about stupid shit like ronaldo vs messi

leeds uni is rad tho

>>55004666
kek I remember back in high school we found some cunts wallet in a cab after a party and paid a $75 cab ride with it and signed the receipt with dick kunt hahahahahaha

>>55004666
you will hear from my lawyer

Ay lads, just had some cheap ravioli and a full glass of lemonade
Feel like vomiting but can't bring myself to it
Might just die haha

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>>55004698

>>55004687
>Leeds uni is rad

Bet u take mcat, listen to deep house, wear a bucket hat and vote labour lmaoooo

this christian gray bloke is such a poofter just fucking stick it in her you gay cunt

>>55004595
Muslims are good lads tb h, usually homophobic as shit, pretty good bants as well

Won't save them when the race war comes tho haha

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>>55004698
We're all good Jews here goyim, no need to get cousins involved in this

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>>55004702
> life in "the new world"

>>55004719
>Muslims are good lads
>pretty good bants

confirmed for never meeting a paki before

>>55004718
hahahaha ikr

he's the most fedora cunt in the world too, shit he says is cringe worthy af

Should I kill myself or have a cup or coffee?

>>55004716
on a comedown rn haha

bucket hats are stupid though

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Lisicki marshmallows on their way lads

>>55004741
im legit --trying-- to wank to the collection of scenes they have up on pornhub but all this faggot does this go down on her

Thinking about killing myself desu

>>55004738
Obviously BTAs and dolescum equivalent pakis with no ability to take a joke are shit tier to hang with, but that's the same as with whites

Smart pakis who can take the banter are sound

>>55004743
coffee

>>55004786
Take some z

>>55004786
>>55004743
come on lads, chin up

Imagine how much Putin has seen over his lifetime

fucking hell

>>55004759
yeah he eats box like he's on commission ay

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>i like when the hotline bling

>that can only mean one thing

what did he mean by this?

>>55004796
Probably a lot of shins from all the way down there hahaha when will they learn

>>55004793
>>55004794
Nah lads might just do it, I'm fucking retarded desu

>>55004793
what is that?

>>55004815
hahahahaha lmaoooo dis nigga sav af

>>55004796
tbqh Russia is so willingly cucked it's kinda funny
They got rid of a communist dictatorship to replace it with a capitalist, oligarch-supported one. Medvedev and Putin have been passing the presidency back and forth like a hot potato.

>>55004799
yeah haha his go to fast food outlet must be kfc cause he loves eating boxes

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>>55004836

>this buttdevastation

JUST ABOVE MY HEAD I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING
BUT I WOULD NOT STAND TO LET YOU IN
SO I FORGOT WHAT YOU LONG FOR
AND NOW WHAT YOUR TERROR IS AND STAND BY SIDE IN THE END WE'LL DECIDE

failed my uni exams. don't know where to go in life now

>>55004861
Job centre

>>55004832
>thinking he wasn't just putins puppet

Lad...

>>55004861
Same place every Uni. failure goes, military or police force.

>>55004861
probably back to uni for another semester to do those subjects ahahaha

55004858
Do not reply to me you underage little shit. Fucking embarrassing.

>>55004858
not him but you're just shitting up the board

>>55004836
Absolute runt

>>55004868
That was the point, they're passing it back and forth because there's no difference between them

>>55004836
CAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP
AND IM TRYING TO KEEP
UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD

>>55004866
would rather kill myself than after 6 months of benzo abuse

>>55004869
don't think i could deal with that

>>55004871
i guess the best scenario is that they let me transfer to another course but the thought of that is still unappealing

>>55004909
all me

dont get what that particle wave discovery is even about on that other day though lads

what does will it do for us hahaha bloody nothing i think so

Hi>>55004861
Failed a ten credit module and had to do it again without going to the next year

Had a job so got money and learnt to drive, overall it was a comfy year desu

Its not the end of the world lad

>>55004909
>me
>shitting up anything

Why was I included there? I made the most intelligent post in this thread

not been on in a couple days cause i have the flu lads, what did i miss

There are a few hairs on my throat, every time I bring the trimmer there, I just end up "dragging" the hairs and the skin with it and I draw blood. It's really painful. My daddy never taught me how to shave (he's dead), am I missing something here?

>>55004924
*sends a grav wave striahgt up your shitter using my mind control powers*
HEEEE YYAH

>>55004928
i have failed/scraped passes on 5 modules. my highest grade is 50%. i don't think this is salvageable

watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_qzlk5Bjs this lads

woke up and now i can't get back to sleep (it's 6 am here)

>>55004937
>being too ill for shitposting
wew

>>55004961
same (it's 11am here)

>>55004940
Straight razor lad, once you learn how to use it without nicking yourself it's a pretty good shave

>>55004940
I use an electric trimmer on my throat desu

>>55004966
yeah it's dark times mate
i keep a bowl next to my pillow and everything

>>55004940
buy a propre one it just sounds like the blades inside it are blunt

>>55004947
this is not funny at all and is a perfect encapsulation of the lowest of the low internet humour

Broke up with gf a few weeks back we didn't fall out just came to a mutual decision that we lost interest in eachother. Want to tell her I've changed my mind now though, should I? Or will I just embarrass myself? We're still talking so it wouldn't be out the blue

>>55005004
Yeah just leave it

lmao Virgin Trains wifi blocks speedtest.net
buttblasted by shitty speeds

Does /brit/ enjoy some Tom Waits?

>>55004909
you've just proved my point

>job I applied for that was meant to close applications on the 11th has updated and is now accepting apps until the 15th

Does this mean they might have got too few applicants? That would suit me; means I have a better chance.

>tfw you realise your friends aren't really your friends
feeling down lads

weed is for niggers

>>55005067
Yeah probably

If there's genuine reform I will vote remain

mornin lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H10C5uxF12Q

>>55005067
Means the ones they've got so far are shit

>>55005004
FONT

>>55005082
There isn't genuine reform though, have you seen the shit Cameron is trying to claim as victory, it's nothing

>>55005004
if it didn't work once it probably won't work again

gimmick idea: just start typing something but when then to stop and confusing for some people

hungover lads

>>55005134
what does this even mean?
I hate this fucking site

none of the posters in here are 'lads'

you're all melts of the highest degree

>>55005154
heh, mum says otherwise

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very shitty speeds indeed

lmaoing @ ur life virgin trains

>>55005154
Definition of a runt, you

anyone want to play dayz with me :)

>>55005174
doxxed

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Bella, or Gigi?

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>what does this even mean?
>I hate this fucking site

>>55005194
Day zed day zed give me your answer do

>>55005211
one on the left

>>55005211
beegees

>>55005215
Reminder he shagged Ellie goulding while she was still going out with that radio 1 lanky cunt

think i overheard my mates say yesterday "he's a nice guy but our lives would be better if we never met him"

want to get stung by a giant jellyfish while swimming in a warm ocean and drown slowly

>>55005261
He's correct.

>Paid in a cheque on Monday
>Still not in my bank

REEEEE

>>55005274
>cheque

this isn't 2003 lad

It's raining, lads.

>>55005272
genuinely might kill myself

haha just got some melt's cheque deposited into my account by mistake. Withdrew the money right away so they can't take it back off me.

>>55005211
both pakis so no thanks

>>55005297
not it's not

>>55005289
>>55005274
yfw yanks call it a "check"

>>55005306
How do you plan to leave this world, m8?

just poured water over some twats house haha bet he thinks it's raining

Lads you need to stop reposting shitty "when bae does x lool baka pham" memes you picked up from your Facebook or Twitter newsfeed. It's normie as fuck and lowers the quality of the thread substantially

>>55005289
>this isn't 2003
i wish it were, i'd be playing metroid prime on gamecube

>mfw the US department of defence probably uses /r/syriancivilwar

work at a start up lads

ama

Instead of giving foreign aid we should invest it in uk research for diseases that affect poor countries like that zika shit

Everyone's a winner

fucking hell lads, I think I made a cheque payable to the wrong person, haha. Going to see if I can get it back

>>55005369
when will they start

>>55005336
ideally: take k and then gas myself
realistically: not sure hanging would be the most viable i suppose

>>55005326
'tis, m80. I normally don't mind a bit of rain, but I had plans today and think instead I'll have to wrap up in me comfy 100% wool Royal Stewart tartan blanket with a pot of tea and some homemade stew and crusty rolls.

>>55005362
oh god
wish i could go back to a simpler time where i didn't care about anything

>>55005388
we've already had a soft launch and have some clientele. the ceo and cto are going to silicon valley later on in the year to try and get more investor/seed

>>55005352
Fonc

>>55005409
can you give some of the /brit/ lads job

>>55005396
Hanging is fucking painful.

*listens to the morning birdsong with eyes closed*
*reclines and breathes deeply*

No yanks....

>>55005427
yeh so i've heard

Gonna suicide desu

how do captains work in the sopranos? how many are there in their family?

Do wet dreams happen after puberty? I haven't had one in a few years

opinions on this girl lads?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=109070172

>>55005465
-sublime- post

>>55005513
There is one captain for each squad. To be promoted to captain they have to be able to achieve Bankai and they can only replace an existing captain by killing them or if a spot opens up.

welsh accents are audible cancer

>>55005526
perfect

>>55005540
how many squads are there? what is bankai? surely not by just killing them because that would cause a stir -- wouldn't it? whats stopping all the freshies from killing the captains in that case?

Pof vs tinder?

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>>55005240

sure he did!

>>55005369
if it's in Sydney can you get me a job
I'm a self diagnosed genius

>>55005598
maybe at some point i could recommend you for a full stack internship with another start up tBh

>skrillex is a faggot
heh like being back in 2012

really want to shag mary berry straight up the shitpipe

David Dimbleby is the most incompetent host ever

>>55005654
no do remember the woman debate host in the urn up to the 2015 gen elescton

really want to shag David Dimbleby straight up the shitpipe

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>>55005556

>>55005684
great sentence lad

>>55005684

speak english you stupid druggie cunt

>>55005684

fucking what

>>55005654
his ability to moderate the QT panel is fucking disgraceful these days

I think his leftist bias is starting to show through

>>55005704
>>55005714
>>55005723
no but do remember?

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why are there zero welsh nationalists? is it really that awful a """"""""""""""""""COUNTRY""""""""""""""""""

>>55005750
FUCK OFF

>>55005742
>dimbleby
>lefty

What a retard

>>55005723
>>55005714
>>55005704
fucking lmao oh dear what the fuck haha

>girl talks to me
>instantly suck in stomach and puff out chest

Who else does this?

>>55005586
If you're a student then Tinder is 100% the way to go. It's so fucking good it's almost unveliabable.

POF and other dating sites are completely useless in my experience. Nobody ever replied to or talked to me on there, but on tinder it's gorgeous slags left right and centre.

Maybe if you're older POF, etc, is better but if you're early twenties/late teens - tinder all the way.

>>55005783
other members of the mentally disabled community

@55005704
@55005714
@55005723
how thick do you have to be to find that hard to understand

>>55005756
Imagine living in the mountain range that is pepe's head

>>55005806
how thick and lazy do you have to be not to write a complete sentence

@55005806
paki

>>55005616
really

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QT - this week's guests rated:

Stephen Crabb MP 3/10
Carwyn Jones AM 2.5/10
Nigel Farage MEP 6/10
Leanne Wood AM - 4/10
Romesh Ranganathan - 2/10

>>55005833
Romesh Ranganathan is genuinely funny

Always makes me laugh

>>55005831
uh idk i have a mate from uni who i would recommend but he's a bit fussy with how much he gets paid. also i don't know you haha

>>55005756
I shagged a Welsh girl who said she was vary patriotic about Wales and she wouldn't accept any insult to it.

She even gave me a fresh load of straw afterwards.

>>55005833
lower leanne wood's score otherwise accurate

>>55005867
rasheed

>>55005772
you clearly haven't watched QT in a long time

the BBC bias is showing through m8. The editor used to write for the fucking Socialist Review

Absolutely shit the bed, lads!!!!

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>need a haircut
>remember what day it is
>remember the inevitable "have you got any plans for the weekend?" question

>>55005867
literally the funniest thing about him is his wonky eye

he's that unfunny

@55005830
>implying
it's easy to understand because english is actually my first language, can't say the same for you mohammed
fuck off paki

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>the welsh word for their own country is Cumrag

>>55005886
I have next to no experience and I'm doing an arts degree

>>55005905
I watch it every week, you tedious fucking namefag.

Dimbleby is not a lefty. A little education rather than blinkered ignorance would tell you this.

>>55005897
>>55005933
haha great posts lads, top notch

just matched with a black bird on tinder lads

cute girl at the bakery asked me how my day was going today

>>55005942
some of the other start ups sometimes take in marketing interns. apart from that im pretty sure it's just comp sci/i.t. students for internships

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who /JF living in England/ here?

>>55005940
thats the language I think

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>A little education rather than blinkered ignorance would tell you this.

>>55005927
Just lie and say you have a house party to go to later.

got firsts in my last 2 essays lads. pretty good for someone who smokes weed every day 2bh.

>>55005940
getting mixed messages from this post

>>55005979
fuck off paki

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>tfw bought a pool table and put it in the spare room of my flat
>tfw at night i shut all the curtains, put on some music and drink whilst playing pool by myself

QT audience claps left wing panelist.
>hurr durr teh bbc is biased!
>it's the joos and their cultural marxism
>fuckin why do they let paki commies in?

QT audience claps Farage/Nuttal.
>didn't happen
>bbc never let right wingers on the show
>qt hates r nige, he is hardly ever on

>>55006048
take a pic of that lad? sounds interesting

>>55006048
Sounds pretty comfy to me m8

@55006057
and one of those things happen a lot more than the other

fuck off paki

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>>55006011

>>55006048
Sounds pretty nice actually. Sort of thing I'd do if I had my shit unfucked enough to even have a flat.

>>55006057
bizarro Rorkesheed

>>55006057
Bizarro Rorke

>when non-anglos use american spellings of words

i just want to grab them by their neck and smack their head into a desk

>>55006016
I'll look like Hugh Abbot claiming he had dinner with the PM

>>55006084
>>55006115
I'm just incredibly lonely and stressed out

>>55006073
No thank you

>tory representative is a damp squib that echoes the party line at every opportunity
>every ukipper other than farage is mentally retarded
>"why are the bbc so left wing biased"

>>55006057
Do you have these arguments in your head all the time?

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Because I am genetically closer to an ape than a human being, my first instinct in catching this man's gaze was to immediately start an altercation with him in public, because I am both insecure about my sexuality, my masculinity, and I am also very territorial.

>>55006130
>when any non-yank uses yank spellings
into the gas chamber they go

>>55006030
good lad

got a low A on my last essay, I spent about 6 hours writing it the day before lel

no idea how people can spend hours in the library every day, I do the bare fucking minimum and still get comparable grades

>>55006130
I feel it should upset me but the JF are too lowly to have such an impact on my emotions.

>>55006145
Just when you faggoty /pol/tards turn on the waterworks.

>>55006178
why are you namefagging?

Why not simply give the syrian refugees jobs, and then the tax they generate can be given to the junior doctors along with the footballer wages and banker bonuses

>>55006160
well yeah it's a given that non-yank anglos should use proper spelling, but when non-anglos do it, it shows that they've chosen a side, and the wrong side at that

wish mcdonalds and kfc did delivery

>>55006136
I too am lonely and stressed out.

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>Because I am genetically closer to an ape than a human being, my first instinct in catching this man's gaze was to immediately start an altercation with him in public, because I am both insecure about my sexuality, my masculinity, and I am also very territorial.

>I must protect the white race

>>55006198
>800 upvotes on yik yak

>>55006210
Maybe we should meet up and de-stress each other

@55006184
paki

>>55006140
Tbf, all the political party representatives dodge questions and toe the party line, they're absolute cowards.

The only people who offer an actual personal view are journos, comics, authors, musicians, etc., but often they're fucking retards like Charlotte Church or Joey Barton.

>>55006184
So just when you can't attack an argument properly so you bang your hands on the table and bawl your eyes out

>>55006238
don't know what that means but thanks

@55006229
paki

real talk, why not leave the EU and give the EU money to the junior doctors?

>>55006190
Because he's utter cancer and an insecure attention-seeker to boot.

>>55006279
>they're absolute cowards

No, they're not idiots you mong

wonder if I should buy massage oil for tonight's debauchery with "the fuckbuddy"

*wonders*

is it something to be concerned about if a little bit of blood comes out your ear

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>real talk

>>55006280
You're the only one crying here, son. Evidently, the post upset your incredibly fragile sensibilities.

>>55006281
it's a 4chan/reddit hybrid app that's based on location

>>55006281
yw

i hate everyone who isn't white

>>55006353

i don't

I'll go no more a'rovin with you fair maid

>>55006305
>politicians
>not idiots

>>55006345
You're not convincing anyone I'm afraid

>>55006369
gonna dump the gf with this when the time comes
*writes it down*

>>55006353
Rorke

@55006345
he's not though, you were the one who got triggered enough to make that post in the first place

fuck off paki

*sneezes*

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plan today:

>get blazed
>eat lots of nice food
>4chan
>music
>star trek voyager
>maybe vidya (think im growing out of that 2bh)

>>55006279
>all the political party representatives dodge questions and toe the party line, they're absolute cowards
all do to an extent but the torys are the absolute worst for it.

@55006399
paki

>>55006386
Neither are you. What is it exactly that has upset you, you boring fraggle?

>>55006353
good post

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>>55006419

everyone is descended from an immigrant

got to play with a girls boobs last night lads

>>55006426
The Tories are in power and have more to lose, so I'd agree with you there.

i think all of humanity should live under sharia law

>if I type grammatically correct sentences like a tryhard, people will think I'm intelligent
kek

Uhh so um as to uh whether we should...allow um these I guess people to come in will ehh... I'll have to wait until the party makes an official statement

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alri

Got a new gimmick I'm going to be piloting over the next week or so.

It's essentially me shouting out different types of cheeses randomly through the thread.

>>55006493
the person who does that is a literal paki btw lol

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>>55006493

brie

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>>55006507
alri

>>55006524
you dont need a gimmick, just brie yourself ;)

>>55006524
I'll give you £1 million for 1% of the gimmick rights

>pakis
>on /brit/

Lel.

is it normal to bring water to a cinema

>>55006524
this isn't new, I've definitely seen this before

>>55006524
extremely reddit

GORGONZOLA

cheddar

>>55006563
>Lel.
>L
>.
Rasheed

>>55006563
>Lel.
reddit

>not knowing there are pakis on /brit/
reddit

>>55006587
ugly dog

WENSLEYDALE GROMIT???

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Getting BTFO by a paki on /brit/. How fucking humiliating.

>>55006587

>tfw no qt jew hating gf

bad feel

>>55006380
>implying they're not both idiotic and pathetically deferential to their party line

>>55006563
>i'm not a paki lads honest
wow

gouda

CAMEMBERT

meadow got hot (in the sopranos)

>>55006587
#FreeBulgaria

>>55006596
>>55006604
>t. sadiq.

>>55006570
if you enjoy your bladder exploding halfway through the film yeah

parmesan

@55006612
no one was though
you got triggered and made a shitty post that was destroyed and accused everybody else of being triggered
fuck off paki

>>55006629
it's the hejaz flag retard

>>55006612
Who dis bruv?

>>55006658
t. Farook Ali Bin-Kebab

sara and aisha are meeting IRL for the first time today

@55006623
>i got humiliated by someone so i'll call them a paki, not realising just how fucking embarrassing it is to be btfo by a subhuman shitskin

>>55006648
Are you stupid

You realise drinks like coke and fanta are diuretic? aka they make you want to piss faster

>>55006655
You're meant to do it in capital letters.

Please do it right or not at all.

mozzarella

>>55006665
I don't know where that is

Rasheed

>>55006672
will smith you cretin

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@55006658
>2016
>being this desperate to prove you're not mad as hell

going to buy a couple of baguettes from greggs i reckon

>>55006684
i'm hijacking your gimmick, therefore my rules apply now

swiss

>>55006701
>he hasn't played victoria 2
retard

>>55006658
not the guy you're replying to, but you need to look at your life. you do this shit all the time, why don't you complain about pakis in real life? is it because you're a coward and the only way you can relieve yourself is by calling clearly white people pakis, on the fucking internet.

feel free to @ me with just "paki" if you have no argument.

>muslim surname
>pale as fuck with light eyes

hehe

>>55006710
Haha m8 remember the meme tho b crfl

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BABY COME BACK


ANY KINDA FOOL COULD SEE

//55006683
when the fuck did I say anything about coke or fanta or diuretic drinks or the speed of piss or anything? who are you even replying to? Are you saying drinking water doesn't make you piss as an end result? Huh? Just what the fuck are you saying?

Nothing. That's what. Go get FUCKED and never reply to me again, you fucking pond worm.

stilton

>>55006713
You're nothing but a copycat, nobody will ever believe you're me

>>55006736
t. mohammad islam

>>55006745
you're lucky my brain has drawn a blank on types of cheese now

>le replying to someone without the >> meme

I literally started this meme you fucking reddit insects

@55006728
>why don't you complain about pakis in real life?
and somehow you know i don't?
fuck off paki