hay totolaly drunk and high ask me anythuing AFK :XDDDDDDDDD
>that one time I said I posted my face on /soc/ and somebody went there and coincidentally linked my image here to complain about the fact that people were giving it 6-7 when it was 4-5 with shit bone structure
You thought I forgot, but I have not.
qalšlė atleast u pulled alatvian xDLDLD::D:
fugg captchja keeps repeating
I said I didn't make any move
she has an american bf living in western europe
One time I "joked" about kissing her
She was like
>I have a boyfriend, sorry :(
And now she was super clingy after 2 bottles of vine
However, me being mega beta, I didn't do nothing even though she was mega clingy
And I don't want to ruin our relationship because I feel like she's one of few genuine friends I have left
She's like 6,5/10 petite (but big ass) fake blonde
who else here /laneway/ tomorrow? who are you seeing?
There's festival going on down the road from where i live. What do, lads?
>""""People"""" who eat their pies with cheese
How's that vagina going for you?
I-it's not like I'll miss you or anything b-baka!
The slut study was done by durex and only on people who bought condoms so it's hardly indicative of the whole female population here. It's not that all NZ women are promiscuous, it's just our sluts are really, really slutty.
>not exclusively drinking natural artesian water from the islands of Fiji; untouched by man until you drink it
>The purest water comes from the purest clouds. Our rainfall is purified by trade winds as it travels across the Pacific Ocean to the islands of Fiji. A continent away from acid rain and other pollutants. Fiji water is preserved and protected by one of the last virgin ecosystems on Earth.
how can tap """""water""""" even compete?
>Based prepbull will protect me
OYYY MEESTAA PROIME MINISTAH
>Not dehydrating yourself for 12 hours from queensland trekking for 12 hours through abo territory to Orange and drinking the pre packed water bottle in your bag
HOW DO KIWIS COMPETE
I don't actually even know much about new Zealand, besides north and south island,
Auckland, Invercargill, Dunedin, Nelson, Palmerton North, the national animal, its total
population and the fern they'll put on their flag
What else is there on that dank island?
Whats New Zealand "Culture"?
Why is Auckland so based?
Alright i can excuse you claiming the pavlova but you're nuts thinking lamingtons are yours
>A lamington is an Australian dessert or snack, typically made with squares of sponge cake coated in an outer layer of chocolate sauce and rolled in desiccated coconut.
Is that millionaire there or what?
HOLY FUCK THOSE QUADRUPLE DUBS
>Tony didnt want this in our country
Is he a faggot or what.
When did things go so wrong?
Isn't he a Louis Vuitton model now, it was him and Lightning from Final Fantasy
Going to sleep now. Have to get up early tomorrow.
Good night friends.
no problem bro, do you get many hot quatari chicks where you're from
Don't know but I guess Kuwait
don't plan on moving to Germany sorry, but I know maltese and it sounds close to it
No. I actually was studying economics/law last year, but failed a few classes so im taking a break cause too lazy desu
Holy fuck nice quad dubs
She's got me in a cuckold, brb gonna end the bitch
what about the one where the guy buys cola then goes to drink the cola but the cola slips out of his hands and the cola drops on the ground then he goes to pick it but because it got all shaken up cola spurts out of the bottle onto his face
I do mentally but I'm too scared to physically do it, don't wanna be stuck in limbo or watever happens on the other side
I don't wan't do die and I'm scared of death because I don't believe in any sort of afterlife.
I think if i didn't exist before I was born and i don't remember not only anything before that, but even my earliest childhood, then the state of being dead must be the same form of blissful nonexistence. The process of dying is frightening af though.
Shit I used to think like that from the age of 11, I actually cried thinking I'd be dead and then nothing. But by the time I woke up I forgot and stopped caring
Its midnight soon and ill probably be pondering on the endless abyss of the after life
Sometimes I wish I was born muslim in a complete shithole and could go fight for ISIS, just so I could die ignorant and fully convinced that I'm going to heaven with 72 virgins.
Death is scary man.
this reminds me
there was this fat broad at a party I went to today who had massive tits and she was wearing a dress showing her huge cleavage.
My gf fucking hated her haha. The fat broad picked up some cake and my gf was all like "you really think she needs that"
haha birds are such jokers
yea well I dont know enough about such things. I think the idea of not existing again is very comforting but I find it hard to believe
Why is Estonia so cute? Why is Estonia so much better than Latvia and Lithuania?
I have one, its just funny he picked that
lit mi fit fir you kilisi
>ywn fight for a good nationalistic cause
I think the best explanation for uncertainty of the after life is pic related
I don't think that comparison is valid, you could just make a wish for someone else sake. Similarly our existence isn't just about us, the world around us and what we do in it has value, even if we all eventually die we can leave a tiny mark in human existence and the memories of others, our memories can live on, it's just our consciousness that dies.
whether that has any value is up to us I guess, I think the best approach to death is to lead a life that let's you come to terms dying. I haven't reached that moment yet, that's why death is so scary to me.
Is that you god, I swear I didn't mean to curse you those times.
Also I feel the same with the last sentence, not even ready to die but I want too, I guess you just gotta find something to do worth anything,
>tfw still no loyal friends or gf
I jerked off like 8 times today m8 are you even trying?