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>>54866895 skinnyfat >>54866896 truly a terrible sight >>54866910 a bullet travels faster than your brain can process information, if you point the muzzle the right direction it's going to be quick and painless
>>54866957 >taking /r9k/ infographs seriously don't, if you fail you'll end up brain damaged
>>54867038 because idiots don't even know where their brain is located, so they end up blowing their eyes out suicide by handgun most honorabru death there is >>54866989 did you know you get a boner 2 to 4 hours after you hang yourself?
>>54867122 I need to point out that this picture uses a Baloon Time helium tank as an example which is the worst example because they add 20% oxygen to their tanks for many years now, you'd have to buy helium tank from company that doesn't add oxygen, probably a small local company would be best choice
>>54867092 >don't, if you fail you'll end up brain damaged How high is the chance of that? There are two reasons why I'm still alive: 1) I don't know about a method that is completelly painless. 2) I have to wait until my parents die (~30years), but I don't want to live another 30 years.
>>54867228 what this guy said >>54867224 you'll still get oxygen, only in lower quantity than your brain requires, so you end up with brain damage and several of your brain functions will be impaired firearms are completely painless, as long as you know how to use them if you use a shotgun you won't need to be overly accurate because it'll destroy your head entirely in a fraction of a second
>>54867541 Do you still have two working feet and two working hands? There are blind, deaf, and people with missing limbs who go on with living, and they still manage to find a purpose in society. Have you really tried? Because I'm pretty sure that you can actually find a job, just probably not the job you want. It ain't over till it's over. Is there really nobody whose heart you'd break if you killed yourself? Parents? Family?
>>54867632 Jobs I can get are exhausting mentally When I worked it seemed like forever and once i made way home i didnt even noticed when day was over. I don't want to live like this, and I don't want to be a burden for anyone. People without limbs have proffesionals helping them and government programs. I have nothing.
I dont think so. All my family is dead. I broke contact with friends, now just have few loose acquitances.
Yes, 100 % sure. I considered suicide for 2 years but somehow managed to get through it. Funny thing is that you propably know for SURE that things aren't going to change, but that's because you don't see clearly when you are depressed. In 10 years you'll look back and think wtf was i thinking. seek counseling m8, it helps. a LOT.
>>54867315 I'm not sure what this guy says is true, I read about it alot and general opinion is that you can only get brain damage and not die if someone stops you after only like 2 minutes of inhaling, if you've been inhaling whole tank for like 10min then you are either dead or you are completely fine cause the manufacturer adds enough oxygen for it to be safe, this brain damage thing is widely considered to be propaganda by those anti-suicide groups
>>54867696 >When I worked it seemed like forever and once i made way home i didnt even noticed when day was over. Just do something with your hands. Stuff like farming or building is less mind-numbing than a boring office job. Or join the army. Friends come when you get a job.
>>54867737 here you have precise data http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods It's your parents, you know them best. There's no easy way out of this. >>54867740 "seeing clearly" is abstract concept I am not unreasonable, I have tried to improve my situation but exhausted all options and I am confident that improvement is very unlikely to occur.
>>54867791 I did warehouse work etc. I just can't stop thinking. Friends and re-introduction to normal life are main reason why I want a job. I could sustain myself (humbly, but still) living off rent from houses i inherited.
>>54867737 no, explosives are terribly ineffective first you have to manufacture them yourself, and this can backfire easily if you're not an expert it will take a shitload of time as well and if you fail, you end up losing your limbs, eyes and even cases when people lost jaws to fireworks explosions why put yourself in a lot of risks when firearms are "safe" (it means tested), already manufactured and easier to obtain than explosives? >>54867740 I will try to contain my suicidal feelings if I can it's easier said than done tho >>54867765 there have been cases of people waking up after HOURS and feeling nothing but strong headaches, difficulty to breathe and pain due to damage to the respiratory system others used the good old carbon monoxide tube from car exhausts to kill themselves and ended up vegetables it's not a very effective way to end yourself because there are too many things that can go wrong if you don't know exactly what to do and how to do it with guns, only one thing can go wrong: you aimed at the wrong target, which is extremely unlikely unless you're complete fucktard and you shoot yourself like the movies with the barrel on your temple near your eyes, which will only partially damage your brain if you use a small caliber like 9mm or even worse .22
>>54868101 Because it doesn't get better by itself. You need someone to tell you to get off your ass and do something about it. How do you know you don't have what it takes to fix your life? Have you tried every imaginable option?
>>54867969 You and the pole have different arguments, so I'm not sure about any of them.
>>54867980 >I often tell myself to encourage myself that death is inevitable. I will have to face it sooner or later. That's what I'm thinking since I was 5. The universe will die, so you will die with it, even if you manage to survie in a computer.
>>54868212 dude, seriously? the guy is suggesting you to kill yourself with explosives when there are ways that have been successfully tested and work better if the legality of the weapon is your problem, just buy one from the black market who cares, you're gonna die anyway
>>54868191 I tried every realistic option that came up to my mind. I didn't for example tried to become drug dealer. And I'm not going to live and suffer because i can possibly win lottery and change my life.
>>54868277 As the data provided says, these ways are not 100% effective. If he's okay with 97% then cool. Explosives are however something you can make at home without crime contacts. And they're very effective. Also, illegal handgun costs about 3000 euro.
>>54868418 true, this is why it must be at least 10 meters tall even 5 meters may not be enough if he jumps incorrectly and the higher he is, the more time he will have to regret his choice as his body travels at hundreds of kilometers/hour before smashing on the ground like a tomato
>>54868805 Helping commit suicide is a crime. It can be harder than you think. As for medicament, i suggest reading about anesthesiology. Or try searching for what they use to make pets sleep. This should be relatively easy to acquire, and with little luck it will work on humans too.
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