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>doo a poo
>won't come out
>spend ages squeezing the last nugget out
>wipe and move on with your day
>need another poo again immediately, head back into the bathroom
>it won't come out
>wife tells me to stop hogging the bathroom because her son needs to make poopie

Music for this feel? edition
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>Yank edition
nty
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maisie

(JOY)
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rasheed
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what makes you think you have the right yank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUVP6l9Das
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Kyary tbqh
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I wish I had a willy to suck :3
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me on the right
make a new thread too someone
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umm... this thread is my intellectual property sooooo.... back the f*ck off??
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>Autism spectrum disorder and ADHD exist
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Waiting for Carafag to post so I can tell him to fuck off
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May turn to a life of crime
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Why is Pokimane so fucking fit? I want to eat her ass
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>>54098861
same
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Kyary
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Poleaboo is watching the wrestling

/asp/ is pretty shit
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>scroll through /b/s catalog
>instantly get stage 4 leukaemia
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GET FUCKED WAYNE
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>>54098682
way to go lad now you've splintered the thread
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>>54098899
ALALALALA
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>>54098912
You make the mistake of thinking we're any better
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>>54098777
>>54098804
>>54098808
>>54098849
>>54098895
thanks for the (you)s
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ROYAL RUMBLE LADS
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>>54098935
plot twist: wayne is a bender and literally gets fucked
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>>54098806
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>>54098995
AND ANGRIER
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http://strawpoll.me/6633473
http://strawpoll.me/6633473
http://strawpoll.me/6633473

personal poll
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>>54098682
>Music for this feel

Closing Time by Greenday
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>>54098944
Karate noise now
HIYAH
Aren't I kooky?
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>>54099045
oh piss off
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>>54099001
she's such a qt
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Poleaboo is definitely starting a new blog

He's fallen into the same mental state he was in before he started the first blog

Needs to express his feelings and know someone is paying attention, that they care
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free all the mandem
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>>54098729
I rent half of my apartment for $150 a night and take shits in a portable toilet on my balcony
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>>54098942
Just like when you open that bag of doritos and it goes all over the floor
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>>54099081
so pretty much what you're saying if that you are an attention seeking cunt
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Would literally rather lick a girls foot than have sex with her desu

Feet are sexy as fuck
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done a shower however i am not naked

>>54098899
>>54098419
lol never seen the ending actually just flicked through it, is she actually crying what the hell

anyway going to bed now on account of the lon-don fukc

>yank kyaryposters
just awful
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>>54099015
when i was young i used to be
as fine a man as ever you'd see
till the prince of wales he said to me
come and join the british army
too ra loo ra loo ra loo
they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
and if ever i had a face like you
i'd join the british army
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>>54099081
detective likes this post
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rate my music folder lads
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KATE
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>>54099094
$150 a night? sounds like a lot desu
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>>54099076
ikr
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>>54099098
Yeah

I'm so lonely
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>her son
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>>54099107
>tfw my gf did a footjob on Skype

sexy as fuck lad
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>>54099137
top notch
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rate my music folder lads
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Roommate is an attractive turbonormie but he's openly racist.

Absolutely shaken my preconceptions about normies t bqh
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going to the toilet

i'll get a (You) for this gimmick one of these days
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>>54099001
>Thought I had the full photoset
>Yank posts one I haven't got in high-res
Whole world's gone mad

>>54099108
y u goin to london anyway?
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>>54099098
ironic
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who else is playing playing autism simulator?
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might do a wank

post pics of yourselves
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kill all thots
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>>54099137
No Red?
>T. swizzle
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>>54099199
here you go
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>>54099173
who's dick did she rub her feet over if you were watching on skype?
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>>54099162
>I'm
YOURE FUCKED NOW BUDDY
You're banned from using devices that are connected to the Internet. On the phone to MI5 rn desu
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>>54099205
:-)
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>>54099168
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>>54099218
My black friend
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>>54099151
>fapping to Kyary
no anon, that is perverted and rude
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>>54099217
ugh, sorry but your (You) reeks of yank

please take it back
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>>54099239
bait
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>>54099181

ha ha ha
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did a slide tackle on the 3G and ripped a lot of the skin off my knee aha what am i like x
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why is existence so futile lads

why did they bring me into this work just to have to work
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>>54099149
I'm in the middle of the capital and it's mostly yank tourists and businessmen, it's a good deal to them

the next lot arrive tonight so I need to clean the entire place
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Post ratios
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>>54099209

I have a number of them, to which are you referring?
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Bit gutted lads, even if I do lose my virginity one day, at this point in time all the girls are probably all used up
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should probably go to sleep

first day back of uni tomorrow haha
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>>54099222
Good

Those interviews with thee detective are some of the highlights of my year, he had to pretend to like/understand me
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>>54099253
heh
>>54099253
>>54099253
>>54099253
>>54099253
>>54099253
>>54099253
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>>54099312
I have NEVER seeded a torrent in my life
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>>54099324
great blog
outstanding
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>>54099181
was this you?
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>>54099317
i'm playing eu4 atm
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>>54099355
thank you

any questions?
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>>54099344
i did by accident once haha
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>>54099344
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Don't listen to those fucks over at /tv/ when they talk about this film.
I was REALLY skeptical about going because of that, turned out to be incredible (even with the awkward interval).
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>>54099362
no haha
i never even bother asking
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>>54099412
FONT
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>>54099203
with university, dont even properly know what it is; some conference or seminar or something equally dull

just a hassle and really ceebs, thinking about the possibilities of """accidentally""" missing the train
probably will end up going but it;ll be boring and gay
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>>54099411
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Shitposting is an art desu
It's not just what you write, it's how you lay it out and how you write it too.
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is weed bad for your heart?
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about to commence a game on ultimate team vs cara12345 fc
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Fucking worried lads

Accidentally knocked the corner of my laptop while moving it and what I believe is the CPU fan started making a loud noise (scraping the inside). Quickly turned it off and now running again seems fine, but every now and then I hear a quiet little scrape. Pretty concerning

>>54099363

Not tried it yet. Decent?

>>54099344

I seed to Aus/NZ exclusively. Whenever a yank starts leeching from me I cap them individually at 1kb/s. Sometimes if I'm feeling particularly cheeky I let them go at full speed for 30 seconds before capping them and imagine their frustration as they try to figure out what's wrong.
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>>54099460
nah
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>>54099312
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>>54099245
youre growing on me slightly but you still have long ways to go
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>>54099460
it just gets faster when you smoke but it's not damaging it
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>>54099446
hello reddit
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>>54099494
oh piss off
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>>54099245
>Not fapping to Kyary
That's actually very rude anon
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>Shitposting is an art desu
>It's not just what you write, it's how you lay it out and how you write it too.
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>>54099519
uh thats my line mate...
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this is wrestling these days wtf
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*does a post*
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Do you reckon on Reddit they hate 4chan users and claim they're losers who are ruining their Reddit memes?
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>>54099511
my heart is going crazy right now tb
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>>54099578
niggas these dayz s...m...h...
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>assignment to write a paper with a "maximum of one page" describing epidemiology of a disease
>my paper is literally 85 words long
Do I need to write more? The instructions are vague as fuck
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the earth is a flat disc acceleration upwards at 9.81 m/s^2 due to dark energy
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>>54099442
Never had to endure such things meself but I'm sure it will be very enlightening if you just give it a chance.
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>>54099596
We don't care
t. Reddit user with over 4k karma.
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>>54099601
ull be fine
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I literally havent been able to think straight for like 2 weeks now
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>>54099652
bender
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>>54099601
Mines does that too desu
Weed lowers your blood pressure, increases your heart rate.

>tfw lying in bed stoned and you can hear your heart beat loud af
Rather annoying desu
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>>54099620
ahhh yes... very interesting
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gonna do a wank then do a sleep
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>>54099601
happens every time 2bh

it might help if you eat something
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>>54099667
prove me wrong
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>>54099624
>only 4k karma

trash
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had to conduct a major trip abort lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0nii7mxpFc

one of my favourites
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>>54099682
oh piss off
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>>54099670

sleep tight hammers
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>>54099652

The heat?

I'm just sitting here sweating every day with a mild headache/fogged vision.

I'm not made for this
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>>54099711
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gonna do an anime nonce genocide
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>>54099663
I really do wish you would go away forever
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>>54099670
sleep tight hammers
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going to cook up some spaghetti lads
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>>54099728
I hope so, my friends are sort of acting the same
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>no reply
I understand
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>>54099622
hmmm well p'raps, maybe we'll see, anyway nighty tighty wighty
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how long do module results in 3rd year take lads

the wait is killing me already
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>>54099728
it gets so hot every arvo i have to strip down to my undies and just sit around and wait for it to not be hot
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who did these wogs piss off to end up dressing in pink playing a fucking trombone
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>>54098810
same ngl
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Just got back to my halls and found this in the kitchen. Not sure if I should eat it or plant it tbqh
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>>54099774
Sharpening my machete
Gonna eat some spaghetti
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>>54099620
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity.
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>>54099822
>wogs

umm... thats racist?
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>>54099788
sleep tight hammers
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>>54099837
eat it raw
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>>54099803
wew
>tfw no ric chan gf
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OH PISS OFF
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>>54099851
piss off yank
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all yanks thats enough. take a walk
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saw a ufo when i was on holiday 10 years ago but it was actually just the ISS
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>All these Yanks ITT

FUCK OFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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All past Great Civilizations have been destroyed by minorities, so welcome to BLACK America - the white race now destroyed by the power hungry money grabbing politicition's edict that any white complaint is racist and induces fines and jail time for white objectors. The U.S. Government is now antiwhite. Integration equates to an appeasement to maintain a status quo - postponing the inevitable horrific racial conflict. No law can mix night and day colors in America's coming deterioration. America is but another 'Tower of Babble', beseiged by racial singularity.
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>>54099919
fuck off bender
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>>54099670
sleep tight hammers
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ooooooohoohohhohohoohohoh
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>>54099914
I'm here every day and have been for the past three years of my life I'm not going anywhere
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>>54099901
oi eat some Vegemite ya deaf cunt

gud fer yer ears
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smoking time
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>and here we see the lesser spotted "kissless virgin" in his natural environment. The kissless virgin avoids social interaction at all costs, and so has become a nocturnal creature. Kissless virgins typically hunt for food late at night, when dangerous predators such as normies and housemates are fast asleep. Ahh yes, here we see the kissless Virgin piling food onto a plate and carrying it back into the safety of his wank den, where he will remain until he is hungry again.
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>>54099882
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>>54099944
filtered
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dig digits coming through
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have here been three day years my I'm going anywhere not life I'm every of past and for
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>>54100000
>weeb
>yank
>shit get
piss off
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>>54100006
oh piss off
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>london is literally collapsing and there's nothing you can do about it
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through digits coming dig
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>>54100042
oh piss off
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>open door
>hear flatmates talking outside
>get nervous
>close door
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Got some original pom-bears, crispy bacon wheat crunchies, and a bag of Frazzles, which do I eat first lads?
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>>54100064
didnt have time to do a spellcheck
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>>54100000
Good to see the colonials still working hard for the /Brit/ish Empire
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>nervous flatmates
>door get talking hear
>open close
>door outside
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*jumps down two steps*

parkour
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>>54100088
Frazzles

Crunchies are VILE
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At any point in the foreseeable future can we expect porn to appeal to any of the following senses: touch, smell, or taste?
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>>54100088
>crispy bacon wheat crunchies
where can I get these
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listening to idm (thats intelligent dance music for you un educated plebs)
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>>54100073
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*steps down parkour*

two jumps
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>>54100138
Reposted to r/iamverysmart :^)
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>>54100133
tesco
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rate
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rate
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>>54100179
is that traditional irish cuisine?
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>>54100179
just keep the jam senpai
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tesco
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gf the me and
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>>54099578
They're the best act there

Funny
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It's fucking freezing
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>>54100199
traditional yank
deliscious however
>>54100213
nah m8, the peanut buttet makes it great
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>>54100237
not watched k-on in ages, might give it a rewatch soon

also yui is best
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Just changed my sheets lads, feels nice

Wish it didn't take so much fucking effort to do though tbqh
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>>54100237
<3 this gimmick
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just done a wank purely to the female dj in this video and her crop top and qt belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mr3v1eQyU
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>>54100263
fucks sake. piss off
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>>54099363
what mod is that with the anime girls?
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Getting bullied again
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>>54100263
good think you have all those ladyboys to keep you warm
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>>54100275
yui is undeniable best
ve. good post
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Doing a sleep.

Thankyou for reading my blog, I get £0.03 every time you do.
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>>54100287
Not sure how I feel about flava d desu

Can't tell if she's fit or not

Also don't think I like her djing/tunes
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Modafinil arrives tomorrow lads. Pretty nervous tee bee aitch
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When does it get fuckign better?

it hasn't gotten better.
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>>54100299
>>54100306
wew.. cold tho
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40 range lads
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>>54100300
For the glory of your waifu!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=381142184

best mod out there tbqh
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these threads get worse and worse everytime I come
you grinning retards probably sit there laughing to your own posts like a giggling teenage school girl

you're the type of people that would shit on your own doorstep while laughing hysterically about how it's oh so funny and then complaining about the smell and mess afterward

lowest of the low
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>>54100347
Where'd you buy it from lid? And why are you nervous?
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>>54100369
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>>54100369
lmao calm down
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>>54100345
she's fit and her beats are excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mHTCH6wUcE
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I'm out
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still stuck in a trip ffs
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>>54100369
>you're the type of people that would shit on your own doorstep w
That's disgusting, I shit in my poopsock
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>>54100373
Modafinilcat. Keep reading through the possible side-effects and wondering if my skin will fall off.
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>>54100369
I blame pakis
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>watching Girl with the dragon tattoo
>they pixelated her crotch

lmao is this Japan
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>>54100359
thanks for that

always wanted to conquer the world for mugi
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>>54100458
E E EDL
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>>54100369
>sit there laughing to your own posts like a giggling teenage school girl
Guilty
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why do women have a higher emotional iq?
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This is fucking it lads, I'm going to murder caralad
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>>54100450
how many pills did you buy? also make sure to post your experiences with them
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>>54100469
They pixalate alcohol, knives and stuff on TV here.. Jokers
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types of mental disorders are just meaningless phrases to describe the same things 2bh
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>>54100273

I literally just had pb+jam croissants. You should try that if you haven't btw.

Strawberry is my favourite but I tried this blackcurrent jam at a local food market yesterday and it was actually stunning
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could murder a kinder bueno right now ngl
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>>54100438
>he never shit on someone's doorstep and then set it on fire, knocked on the door and then watch whoever opened the door try to stamp out the fire from a safe distance
you haven't lived m9
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>>54100318
>>54100275
>Yui
>Not Mio
Pleb taste, my friends
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>>54100517
Because they're caregivers and need it more.
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>>54100517
>emotional iq
kek
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>>54100540
>not filtering the yankee tripfag
bad lad
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>>54099803
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>>54100517
>emotional iq
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>>54100517

Don't know why its called emotional IQ/intellgience, but yes women are more emotional mostly because of estrogen.
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>>54100450
You'll be fine lad desu
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>>54100517
>emotional iq
is that really a thing
bet mine would be ridiculously low
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cheeky innit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Efr09wLeY
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>>54100531
but why
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>>54100546
>shitting in public like a gyppo
>not doing the classic water bin trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ

Could always add a burning shit on top
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>>54100558
wouldn't that be a good thing for men to have as well though? wtf evolution
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>britain is literally doomed
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>>54100571

Usually have the flag filtered but I'm reading other threads atm
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>>54100610
I dunno lol
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>wtf evolution
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>>54100585
you grill?
you haz bf?
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isis just kidnapped my mum lads
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>>54100615
hahahaha best prank i've seen, bit dickish tho
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>>54100667
she was radicalised you dirty fucking paki
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>>54100521
40. Would've been cheaper to buy in bulk, but I wanna make sure it does something first
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>>54100667
hate it when that happens aha
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>>54100682
cornish arent white you crossdressing nonce
>>
>>54100667
PAKI'D.com
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really hating this "english is the national language of ireland" gimmick
>>
>>54100720
alri rasheed can't hear you over how fucking brown your skin is
>>
>>54100667
did the government kidnap her
>>
>>54100450
modafinil is relatively safe i think, it's used in combat situations by the military of some countries.
>>
>>54100731
you called
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>>54100682
fuck off to /r9k/
>>54100690
#westmidsproblems
>>
when I was a kid me and my friends used to take this doglitter bags out from the poo bins you find around public parks and lob them at passing cars
was hella funny
just tear a hole in it or set it alight before you threw it
would leg it through the park being chased by some cunt with shot smeared all over his cat windows
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rey mysterio just won lads
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54100732
fucking end yourself why do you post here
>>
the revenant was fucking bad desu
>>
>>54100775
>>54100770
Rasheed
>>
sometimes i feel fat

probably because i am haha
>>
>>54100777
why does hw wear the mask
>>
>>54100783
isnt directed to for once haha
>>
vintage Tom
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>>54100808
FOY
>>
>>54100822
for u
>>
>>54100808
>Fosters
>>
>>54100822
its all part of the mysterio
>>
>>54100808
move to murica, you'll blend in
>>
>Yanks try to banter us about the Monarchy
>They carve their presidents faces into Mountains

hmmm
>>
>>54100894
>They carve their presidents faces into mountains
We still do it? Hmm..
>>
lying in bed with a hard on lads
>>
Tried reading Romeo and Juliet last night, absolutely hated it.
I think I'm just too educated to be able to enjoy fiction.
>>
>>54100894
They did things to deserve it though.

What has the queen ever done for you?
>>
>>54100863
I heard it was because he was wanted by immigration control, being Mexican and all
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>>54098682

>at the grocery store check out
>dying for something sweet
>whatever I'll grab a hersey chocolate bar
>half hour later
>my guts hurts
>my stomach hurts
>guts gurgling
>suddenly really farty
>NEED TO SHIT RIGHT NOW
>CAN'T STOP SHITTING
>shit three times in the next ten minutes
>try to do some readings for class tomorrow
>have to shit again
>get up, about to leave the bathroom
>NOPE HAVE TO SHIT RIGHT NOW
>my asshole hurts from shitting so much

what have you done to me, Hersey ?
am i going to die, /int/ ?
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>>54100929
have a wank lad
>>
want to smack a yank right in his bloody chops
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had many teen wanks to steff mcmahon but she's looking old now
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>>54100963
virgin
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>>54100963
thats hot
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>>54100973
tfw used to fap to matt hardy and hbk
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>>54100961
enjoying the feeling of rubbing it against the covers right now
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Banksy's at it again, lads

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/jan/24/banksy-uses-new-artwork-to-criticise-use-of-teargas-in-calais-refugee-camp?CMP=fb_gu
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>>54101009
>fap
FOY
>>
>>54100963
somebody's been reading 50 shades
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

is there an explanation for this?
>>
>>54101016
i love that too but i dont want jizz on my duvey
>>
Nobody in the history of the world has ever felt as passionate about anything as I feel about music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9OAFML_Eg
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had sex today
extremely overrated
would rather a nice hug from a qt
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>>54101052
yanks
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>>54101055
nah i won't cum from just that, stroking it gently instead now, could do with a nice lad from /brit/ to help me take care of this
>>
>>54099015
join the army. You're australian. Not like you're going to be sent to some foreign desert. You're going to be in your own personal desert
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>>54101055
used to wipe my dong on my duvet after fapping, sheets were all crusty like sand paper
>>
>>54101074
FONT
>>
>>54101038
lol fucking SJWsy
>>
>>54101038

>trying to put up barriers to stop Refugees trying to cross the motorway
>Forced to used Tear gas etc due to earlier clashes

Seems like a pretty normal way to deal with a Shanty town that would probably get violent.
>>
>>54101074
nah its really quite nice.
>>
People who have experienced the very best of higher education, like myself, simply operate at a higher level than people who didn't.
>>
even hitler had a girlfriend
>>
new
>>54101139
>>54101139
>>54101139
>>54101119
i have cum from that without even wanting to
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>>54101052
freedom
>>
>>54101146
"nice"
wow you've got a real way with words
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>>54101177
>>54101052
>>54101096

lol?
>>
highly doubt any of these yanks are over 18
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>>54101052
No
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>>54101239
>23
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>>54101210
"overrated" wow. cunning!
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>>54101171
Only time I've done that was when I had my first wank, stroking it thinking what the fuck is going on then rubbed one out against the sheets, finished with eyes like one of those deformed babies that get posted a lot
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>>54101275
kill yourself
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>>54101239
The mickd guy is an underage highschooler
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>>54101038

reminder that a pound coin that happened to be lying there would not be worth 50k

which shows the farce of fiat currency and modern art
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>>54101293
bin doin a wank for years but its still sensitive af
at least i have me dickskin still
>>
>>54101210
Don't fucking bully him you wanker
>>
>>54101038
>The government is bad
Thanks banksy
>>
>>54101314
kill yourself
>>
>>54101351
stay out of this yanker
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>>54101359
>>54101359
>>54101359
>>54101359

Actual thread
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>>54101319
s-stop
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>>54101074

It really is.

Its better when you've been deprived a while but in any relationship it becomes more of a chore
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