>doo a poo
>won't come out
>spend ages squeezing the last nugget out
>wipe and move on with your day
>need another poo again immediately, head back into the bathroom
>it won't come out
>wife tells me to stop hogging the bathroom because her son needs to make poopie
Music for this feel? edition
Why is Pokimane so fucking fit? I want to eat her ass
Poleaboo is definitely starting a new blog
He's fallen into the same mental state he was in before he started the first blog
Needs to express his feelings and know someone is paying attention, that they care
I rent half of my apartment for $150 a night and take shits in a portable toilet on my balcony
done a shower however i am not naked
lol never seen the ending actually just flicked through it, is she actually crying what the hell
anyway going to bed now on account of the lon-don fukc
when i was young i used to be
as fine a man as ever you'd see
till the prince of wales he said to me
come and join the british army
too ra loo ra loo ra loo
they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
and if ever i had a face like you
i'd join the british army
rate my music folder lads
>Thought I had the full photoset
>Yank posts one I haven't got in high-res
Whole world's gone mad
y u goin to london anyway?
>fapping to Kyary
no anon, that is perverted and rude
I'm in the middle of the capital and it's mostly yank tourists and businessmen, it's a good deal to them
the next lot arrive tonight so I need to clean the entire place
Don't listen to those fucks over at /tv/ when they talk about this film.
I was REALLY skeptical about going because of that, turned out to be incredible (even with the awkward interval).
with university, dont even properly know what it is; some conference or seminar or something equally dull
just a hassle and really ceebs, thinking about the possibilities of """accidentally""" missing the train
probably will end up going but it;ll be boring and gay
Fucking worried lads
Accidentally knocked the corner of my laptop while moving it and what I believe is the CPU fan started making a loud noise (scraping the inside). Quickly turned it off and now running again seems fine, but every now and then I hear a quiet little scrape. Pretty concerning
Not tried it yet. Decent?
I seed to Aus/NZ exclusively. Whenever a yank starts leeching from me I cap them individually at 1kb/s. Sometimes if I'm feeling particularly cheeky I let them go at full speed for 30 seconds before capping them and imagine their frustration as they try to figure out what's wrong.
>Not fapping to Kyary
That's actually very rude anon
>Shitposting is an art desu
>It's not just what you write, it's how you lay it out and how you write it too.
>assignment to write a paper with a "maximum of one page" describing epidemiology of a disease
>my paper is literally 85 words long
Do I need to write more? The instructions are vague as fuck
how long do module results in 3rd year take lads
the wait is killing me already
who did these wogs piss off to end up dressing in pink playing a fucking trombone
Just got back to my halls and found this in the kitchen. Not sure if I should eat it or plant it tbqh
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity.
All past Great Civilizations have been destroyed by minorities, so welcome to BLACK America - the white race now destroyed by the power hungry money grabbing politicition's edict that any white complaint is racist and induces fines and jail time for white objectors. The U.S. Government is now antiwhite. Integration equates to an appeasement to maintain a status quo - postponing the inevitable horrific racial conflict. No law can mix night and day colors in America's coming deterioration. America is but another 'Tower of Babble', beseiged by racial singularity.
>and here we see the lesser spotted "kissless virgin" in his natural environment. The kissless virgin avoids social interaction at all costs, and so has become a nocturnal creature. Kissless virgins typically hunt for food late at night, when dangerous predators such as normies and housemates are fast asleep. Ahh yes, here we see the kissless Virgin piling food onto a plate and carrying it back into the safety of his wank den, where he will remain until he is hungry again.
>london is literally collapsing and there's nothing you can do about it
>hear flatmates talking outside
Got some original pom-bears, crispy bacon wheat crunchies, and a bag of Frazzles, which do I eat first lads?
these threads get worse and worse everytime I come
you grinning retards probably sit there laughing to your own posts like a giggling teenage school girl
you're the type of people that would shit on your own doorstep while laughing hysterically about how it's oh so funny and then complaining about the smell and mess afterward
lowest of the low
I literally just had pb+jam croissants. You should try that if you haven't btw.
Strawberry is my favourite but I tried this blackcurrent jam at a local food market yesterday and it was actually stunning
>he never shit on someone's doorstep and then set it on fire, knocked on the door and then watch whoever opened the door try to stamp out the fire from a safe distance
you haven't lived m9
when I was a kid me and my friends used to take this doglitter bags out from the poo bins you find around public parks and lob them at passing cars
was hella funny
just tear a hole in it or set it alight before you threw it
would leg it through the park being chased by some cunt with shot smeared all over his cat windows
>at the grocery store check out
>dying for something sweet
>whatever I'll grab a hersey chocolate bar
>half hour later
>my guts hurts
>my stomach hurts
>suddenly really farty
>NEED TO SHIT RIGHT NOW
>CAN'T STOP SHITTING
>shit three times in the next ten minutes
>try to do some readings for class tomorrow
>have to shit again
>get up, about to leave the bathroom
>NOPE HAVE TO SHIT RIGHT NOW
>my asshole hurts from shitting so much
what have you done to me, Hersey ?
am i going to die, /int/ ?
had many teen wanks to steff mcmahon but she's looking old now
Banksy's at it again, lads
>trying to put up barriers to stop Refugees trying to cross the motorway
>Forced to used Tear gas etc due to earlier clashes
Seems like a pretty normal way to deal with a Shanty town that would probably get violent.
Only time I've done that was when I had my first wank, stroking it thinking what the fuck is going on then rubbed one out against the sheets, finished with eyes like one of those deformed babies that get posted a lot