great britain edition
cara
fat cunt
more canals than venice
>>54096868
ten fucking seconds
how does he do it
crayon pop
>>54095235
this tbqh
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3413910/Let-refugee-children-chaotic-tour-Calais-camp-Labour-leader-Jeremy-Corbyn-calls-Britain-open-doors-hundreds-thousands.html
It over for you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLgCKc9Z7qg
>>54096885
shitcunt
>>54096797
you know it family
the ogre 2/ola romance is so real
did you just Ninjas team shit on EG?
they could take the series here. unreal energy flowing through their team rn
KATE
>>54096900
I can answer that
WHAT IS LOVE
lads seriously how do I get a yank gf, there's loads of them around college
>>54096899
step it up
>>54096900
power of love
>>54096899
damn that looks comfy as fuck
imagine stepping out back late at night for a canal-side spliff
>>54096899
Looks quite decent, although I don't know why I'd want to live in Birmingham
Need my willy bitten and scratched to ribbons off a drug crazed harlot
Need it completely ruined
>>54096950
just be yourself :)
>>54096914
>implying anyone of sound mind will vote for Labour
I'm so Happy Corbyn became the leader of Labour, now Labour have 0 chance of getting into power
maisie
>>54096940
Only just tuned into the Halo twitch stream forgot it was even on, thanks for reminding me.
feel like shit
>>54096950
pretend to be interested in her muh heritage and tell her she's a proper paddy
>>54096957
not bad
>>54096961
smoked one down there a few times, want a canalside apartment 2bh
>>54096973
why wouldn't you
>>54096901
I see the android development program still has work ahead of it
>not abusing your country's welfare system for free dosh
>>54096950
Do that grabbing thing you gyppos are known for
>There are actually lads whose balls actually hang lower than their knobs
Mental.
>>54096950
talk to them
ask to hang out
etc
>>54096899
Wigan has a tonne too
>>54097048
>having autism
>>54096950
have an English accent desu, fake it if needs be.
>Bow to kiss her hand
>Hello m'lady, you look radiant this morning, would you do me the great honour of accompanying me to the tavern for a snifter?
>>54097030
np
the halo casters are awful imo and the spectator mode has a delay so i recommend watching whatever players stream you like
Your doubt, it fuels me. Your hate, it drives me. You make me fight harder.
>>54097039
I don't know what I would do there, except live alone and work. I lived in Manchester for a few years and haven't yet recovered
>>54097048
Almost impossible to do that here if you're a single man with no kids
>>54096981
Does anyone have the picture this anon is talking about?
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""competitive""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" halo
>>54097107
you could have a threesome with me and westmidslad
>>54097083
>not faking it
all you have to do is rock up to centrelink every two weeks and tell them how many job applications you've sent out
>>54097056
I cant talk to people though
>>54097154
don't think i could do this 2bh too afraid i'd get caught
came in my gfs arsehole and now she wont stop complaining about it
>>54097150
Only if you mock my southern accent and my desire for living in a place with parks and sunshine :3
Suggestion: bring back slavery to help with the migrant problem
>>54097154
the Jobcentre Plus make you write down all the jobs you've applied for
and you have to go there every single fucking day
>watching documentary about parents who push their kids too hard at sports at school
>tries to make me feel sorry for the chad turbonormie kids
not happening
>>54097134
Anyone?
>>54097215
oh piss off
>>54097190
Your daughter will make a great slave tbqh
should I take it?
(y/n)
>>54097150
sounds good
>>54097188
alri you southern poncey twat
>try to talk about my feelings
>get called edgy or fedoraposts in response
>>54097179
>cum farts
redditor here. ama :)
>>54097197
I remember when it was once every 2 weeks, the good old days
>>54097235
It's you who needs to fuck off
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
>>54097263
what is it?
>>54097263
YES
E
S
I took 3 of those about 2 hours ago
>>54097178
the dutch system is probably even more meme than ours, it's probably easier to do in western europe
plus everything costs so fucking much here that it doesn't go very far anyway
>>54097197
really? fug
>>54097263
take half now and spike your oneitis with the other half tomorrow
>>54097275
probably has a lot to do with how you put it
>>54097249
I'll have a daughter when I knock up a few of my paki slaves, I will gift her to your son
>>54097263
Is it your anti-diabetes medication?
>>54097303
viagra clearly
>>54097311
good plan
lads, fedora posting just died. my sister, a tumblrfacebookinstagram normie with blue hair, just tipped her hat at me and said m'lady
DEEP DEEP within a trip lads
http://strawpoll.me/6633241
http://strawpoll.me/6633241
http://strawpoll.me/6633241
conducting some very important research lads so please vote in this poll if you've got the time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!
>The A.V. Club stated that "...the grotesque ugliness of the animation alone would be a deal-breaker even if the film weren't also glaringly inappropriate in its sexuality, nightmare-inducing in its animation, and filled with Nazi overtones and iconography even more egregiously unfit for children than the script's wall-to-wall gauntlet of crude double entendres and weird intimations of inter-species sex".[17] The A.V. Club additionally stated that "Foodfight! doesn’t just represent one of the entertainment world’s most appalling lapses of taste, restraint, and judgment in recent memory; it’s one of those fall-of-civilization moments".[17] A New York Times article condemned the film saying: "The animation appears unfinished ... And the plot ... is impenetrable and even offensive."[6] The article also reported that Foodfight! has been "seized upon by Internet purveyors of bad cinema".[6] Indiewire called it "one of the worst animated movies ever made",[18] while Hollywood News called it "by far the crappiest piece of crap I have ever had the misfortune to watch."[19] Tim Brayton of Antagony & Ecstasy described it as " The absolute ugliest animated feature that has ever been released by something resembling an actual animation studio."[20][21] Brayton concluded by stating: "This is, in all sincerity, one of the very worst movies I have ever seen."[21]
/brit/ stream when
>Former speedrunner Cosmo Wright, now Narcissa Wright
I can't believe what I'm seeing
what the fuck Cosmo
alri
>>54097358
Asexuality is the next step in human evolution
>>54097269
a-aye b-boss l-like :3
>>54097344
Oh? does she have bf?
>>54097383
alri paki haha x
>>54097381
not alri
>>54097358
mild bisexualism is completely normal for a woman
Have you ever tasted Welsh food lads? Does it taste good? Visiting family in Ynys Mon and I want to enrich myself in Welsh culture (or what's left of it due to English cucking).
I'm don't get confused that's what u are
>>54097381
5-1 AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED
>>54097383
>literally an excuse for virginity
reading stories on reddit
>>54097378
I've always liked the name Galacticus, if I became a stripper
>>54097308
i have no idea 2bh
watching hoarders
>>54097383
so our evolution is driving itself towards extinction?
>>54097411
why?
lol, classic ninja.
Cam: You had 18 deaths, you're obviously doing something wrong.
Ninja: I had 15 assists, I'm obviously doing something right.
>>54097391
not afaik
shes the perfect gaugue for a meme being utterly dead.
when she started talking about "pehpay the mehm" i knew it was completely dead
>>54097416
rarebit isn't bad tbf
>>54097416
pile of poo on the plate lol
>tell my bitch mom to wake me up in an hour
>the slut wakes me up ONCE then lets me sleep
>not only that but din dins was gross and cold
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>54097197
sorry m8s Ahmed and his 89 kids must come first
>>54097413
what about for blokes? basically 50/50 bisexual here. I get slightly more excited in the sack with boys but romantically prefer women. am i normal?
>>54097472
shit post
why does dormers talk to himself on here?
>>54096927
>22 minutes
Wew, even for Kyary I don't know if I can endure that much shite moon tv.
>>54097471
because you're always mean to me
>>54097468
Within 10 years in vitro fertilization will be the norm. Humans will be perfectly rational, no longer guided by petty emotions.
>>54097502
oh piss off
>>54097416
welshcakes and bara brith are nice
>>54097439
what sub
>>54097490
Iktf
Hate it when me mum wakes me up then just lets me fall right back asleep
alri
>>54097530
you piss off yank.
>lol, classic ninja.
>Cam: You had 18 deaths, you're obviously doing something wrong.
>Ninja: I had 15 assists, I'm obviously doing something right.
>>54097514
denied.
Need to FIRE semen at high velocity out of my penis VERY SOON
>>54097539
/r/letsnotmeet
>>54097517
Asian girls really are better as pets than as partners tbqh
http://strawpoll.me/6633274
http://strawpoll.me/6633274
http://strawpoll.me/6633274
extrmemely important decision
what does dormer mean?
>>54097521
no I'm not
only time I will ever agree with Reddit
>>54097475
I'm like Irish-German.
Normie hipster fag tier.
Do you think she'd go for me?
I like meme grills.
having a cheeky drink lads
fookin whyaye mon
>>54097582
wanked twice today after 5 days of nofap. feel pretty numb now.
>>54097606
>he browses reddit
why am I not surprisesd
>>54097636
oh piss off
>>54097601
FONC
>>54097636
if you Google "Cosmo Wright" it's the 3rd result mate
>>54097622
Send me one by download innit
any other lads here play golf?
>>54097488
Would try, but i'm fucking lactose intolerant.
>>54097489
Hahah ebin post friendo :)
>>54097532
Welsh cakes are the only Welsh stuff I've tried and it tasted pretty bad t b h.
>>54097611
shes 14 and is a SJW
also she has a weird half yank half english accent thank to tv
need a shit
irla
Not a fan of this 'speed' gimmick lads
Not tired, work in the morning.
>>54097628
I fap three times everyday
>In the morning after breakfast
>Then during lunch or right after
>Right before I go to sleep after dry fucking my bed
>>54097700
>
gotta toast them family
Below the skin of history are London's veins
>>54097604
you've been very rude to me in the past
drinking my crate of fosters lads
10 down 14 to go
It's trying to bargain with me now
>Below the skin of history are London's veins
>>54097732
You dry fuck your bed? Do you stick it between the mattress and the boards or something?
been trying to make I post for about ten minutes now but every time I typed something I then deleted it due to being nervous
>>54097701
Fuck dude are you serious?!
High school freshman girls are fucking hot.
I bet she'd go full english accent if I ask her too.
You in the PNW?
>>54097783
fucking meme
>why yes my expert medical experience has led me to believe gender dysphoria isn't real
she didn't text me once all weekend lads
Ninja is dumb lmao
>>54097759
please don't glamourise London
>>54097818
can you get your money back? :^)
>>54097850
got my windows 4 3 because of dreamspark before i dropped out lmao
>>54097837
feel quite bad for him right now 2bh
he looks like he's about to cry, his eyes are glazed af
>>54097806
just b urself
>>54097749
Add a bit of butter too? It was dry as fuck, I felt like an Amerifat eating crumpets straight from the packet.
>>54097817
fuck off
her accent is unintentional. they made fun of her for having a brit accent in ireland
shes a disgrace
>>54097831
need 2 get into her headspace m8
WICKED WICKED
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>>54097803
Get a garbage bag
Wedge it between the mattress and the box spring
Get some lube, lotion, whatever.
Put it inside and around the bag opening.
Fuck the shit out of it.
>>54097873
I actually hope he does lmao
>willingly using Windows
I JUST WANT TO CRY
UNDER LONDON'S INKY SKY
THEN I WANT TO DIE
BECAUSE I WANT TO CRY
NEET masterrace here
Trust fund babby not autismbux scammer which is nice cause I don't have to worry about some social worker bureaucrat jizzhead uncovering my scheme
>>54097877
of course who toasts something then doesnt butter it?
>want to search my uni library's databases
>have to go through like 20 different links to get to the fucking thing
whyyyyy
>>54097907
>>54097885
but HOW do i that friend?
>>54097879
Fuck Ireland
I'll kick your ass if you call my future wife a disgrace again
>>54097934
>>54097917
>Trust fund babby
Fucking krill yourself m8
>>54097783
>Upgrade now and get one of our basic features included in the operating system!
it's 1 am already, where does the time go?
Oneitis blocked me on fb haha
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>54097844
there is literally nothing wrong with london.
>>54097876
don't know how
>>54097783
dont do it
>>54097898
savage
oh shiet, he just closed down his stream, bet he having a little cry
HAHA
time for KING LETHUL
>>54097917
>trust fund
what is this, what about when it runs out?
>>54097939
Through her skull
>>54097955
youll never find her anyway
>>54097896
NOICE
O
I
C
E
>>54097995
Inheritance that gives money to live on for the rest of your life
>mum's house has an imitation fireplace even though it never goes below 20 degrees here
hmmmmm
starting to get worried about my dad's drinking lads
>Windows? Ha I don't think so pleb, you see a superior intellect such is mine is able to really differentiate between the finer point of operating systems and I am able to see what all the masses cannot, that Microsoft Windows is just all around rubbish. Sure it may be by far the most popular operating system in the world but as I always like to say, the world is filled with stupid people
>>54097995
its fancy words for living off daddy's money
>>54098034
literally nothing comfier than a fireplace in winter
Shut the fuck up you ABSOLUTE molluscs
>>54098034
my friends dad put a fire place in their holiday house and we used it and it was just too hot so everybody sat outside
literally me all this week lads
>>54096950
I got a yank GF and moved to the US. Honestly, it isn't that hard, though visas, lawyers, paperwork, etc are a palava. Don't regret the move though. I like it loads better here.
>>54097978
It's an anonymous imageboard la, at worst you'll probably just get told to kill yourself lmao
Might drop out of uni lads and become a NEET
>>54097761
I wasn't being serious
>>54097967
At least life isn't forever
>>54096899
MANDATORY STRAWPOLL FAGGOTS GET IN HERE:
>http://strawpoll.me/6633333/
>>54098103
cant say i recommend it desu
going to the toilet
who /royalrumble/ here
>>54098055
I am a certified Windows sysadmin and I still think it's rubbish
lads
>>54098017
Don't... don't tell me these things.
The truth is too hard to swallow paddy...
>>54098092
yeah but that doesn't answer his question now does it?
>>54098120
nice quints
>>54098120
Nice poll-quints
>>54098046
Does he drink scahtch like a real Amewican?
>>54097995
It's a fund that contains millions of dollars and is managed by extremely competent professionals to ensure that it only grows
A decent percentage of it is kept liquid in case of emergencies or some other kind of catastrophic scenario
>>54098078
don't you DARE speak to me again like that you absolute wasteman
>watching documentary
>son gets a gf
>dad says "girlfriend at 15? shes gonna break up with you in 6 months tops lmao"
>>54098129
Yes lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqaTYgKI7XY
>>54098121
but I hate uni and cba, and I really don't know what to do with my life HAhaha
>>54098129
GIVE FALKLANDS
>>54098078
MADMAN ALERT
>>54098100
I know its supposed to be anonymous but I am very paranoid
CLG VS EG HYPE
sdoighfgah;fdoih`oad]`[KFPBJO;PAFGOFBZL;`J
so excited right now
http://strawpoll.me/6633352
http://strawpoll.me/6633352
Think I'll quit the chon for good now lol
>>54098123
yess lad
just had some jehovas witnesses come to my door and one of them was a chink with a yank accent
>>54098129
Are you here for a bit of argle-bargle?
>>54098157
No canadian whiskey
>>54098204
>e-sports
janny please
>>54098118
How's that Mosque looking in Dublin, to be sure? ;)
>>54098062
Says the friendless underage teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_udj4kKz8
>>54098224
>Not reading from 'The God Delusion' aloud to them
Feel sick
Need a belly rub x
>>54098260
>Fifty-three point one percent White British
>>54098244
yes, u want some?
can only wank to asian girls if they have american accents lads
>>54098294
*rubs your belly*
>>54098294
*rubs belly with dick*
better?
business idea: get neckbeards to run errands for you in exchange for quest points
my brother is a RIGHT mong lads
>driving around without registered plates
>gets pulled over
>cop takes them and he has to walk 10km back to town because nobody wants to pick him up
>>54098297
Bully
what was that shit website that some people on /brit/ used? It allowed you to post youtube videos and had a chat on the side
>>54098323
I only get off to Jap girls or 2D
>>54098294
*gives you a belly punch*
>>54098303
U WANT SOME DO YA?
I'LL FUCKIN HAVE U
>>54098260
Your cancer is spreading
>tfw ruined by Britain once again
>>54098265
>trust fund babies
fuck off
>>54098260
theres one (1) mosque in dublin
how many in london? hundreds?
>>54098323
katsuni's peng
try her
way fitter then that Azi Asku or whatever her name is
where do you lads like to shoot your cum when you fuck a girl
>>54098245
Tell him it has socialism juice in it and that the Queen approves of it
why the fuck is lean popular? who wants to pay $100 for two ounces of syrup that will get you mildly buzzed one time?
>>54098379
inside her
and then run away and hope she doesn't remember my name
>>54098379
in her ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un-j42bu_VA
i dont get scared but i get nightmares
>>54096927
Done a watch.
U didn't tell me it was going to be a sad ending ;_;
>>54098357
instacancer
>>54098379
eyes
>>54098348
he didn't get arrested or anything? i'm pretty sure having no plates warrants that
>>54098379
tummy
>>54098368
>>54098370
No wait please stop not the bullying again riiiiiii
>>54098379
inside bum
>>54098379
>when you fuck a girl
;_;
>>54098199
Don't be a wet lettuce la and just relax you'll get used to it, most of the posts here are pure shitposting anyway so why give a fuck about what you post
>>54098379
my wife's son
>>54098379
im a virgin
>>54098379
>implication being
>>54098433
>>54098303
RELEASE THE FALKLANDS BACK TO US
>>54098379
in her cunny
>>54098407
>be american
>get tazed
TURN MY DREAMS INTO DUST
>>54098397
>>54098398
>>54098425
I am partial to shooting it in the face, it is especially satisfying when they don't like cum
>>54098432
nope, we're in the ACT though so it might be different plus he has no other offences besides speeding tickets and shit
he got a fine and the police made him leave his car on the side of the road so we have to go get it later
>american drink and eat a load of shit
>still all have pearly white teeth
do they bleach their teeth every week?
>>54098379
>On face
>On stomach
>On back
>Inside condom
what should I get tomorrow morning lads
>>54098531
It's much more common to use whitening products and go to dentists for purely cosmetic procedures, yes.
>>54098531
americans have whitening toothpaste and fluoridated water
>>54098531
their water is heavily fluoridated
>>54098340
Thank you xoxo
>>54098341
Bit lewd
>>54098359
EXTREMELY rude
>>>/mu/61994800
>>>/mu/61994800
>>>/mu/61994800
>>>/mu/61994800
NEW
>>54098554
large breakfast senpai
>>54098303
RETURN THEM AT ONCE YOU ARGENTINIAN SCUM
My best friend of like 10 years might have cancer :(
dormer whats the website you used to share those halo montages with the chat on the side?
>>54098594
hooooooooo.com
>>54098575
oh piss off
>>54098554
American style pancakes with bacon
>>54098560
so do we
>>54098521
that's bullshit, i had no other offences and i once got arrested for swearing at a cop
>>54098554
children's brekky
>>54098554
Breakfast for 3 quid? Am I reading this right? Probably oop narth I suppose...
>>54098626
>i once got arrested for swearing at a cop
Fucking bogan scum
>no board will ever be as good as /sp/ pre-jannyfication
>>54098554
S P O O N S
P
O
O
N
S
>>54098673
That feel
janny's on top form tonight lads, watch your backs
>>54098585
you should get cancer too so you can die together ;)
>The runt posting about video games is Dormer
No surprise there desu
>>54098673
Too real
>>54098667
Spoons menu innit
>>54098673
the power rankings and tfw no gf were un real back in the day
if you make one off topic post now let alone thread you get a ban, 0 culture now
>>54098626
madman
>>54098671
in my defence, i was drunk
>>54098667
yeah but u only get one fucking sausage any sensible human is going to go for the large
I shit in bags and wrap them in tinfoil and throw them away to avoid leaving my room
>>54098697
he can't touch me I am UNTOUCHABLE
he tries to get me but I keep sliding out of his grasp at the last minute
>>54098729
do you throw them out the window?
>>54098759
were not even at the bump limit you retard
>>54098728
tru dat tru dat
>>54098759
GET HIM JANNY
>>54098759
get fucked
Lads /trb/ is ded so i'm going to post my post in here
LADS
Took over in 19th after 14 games
Smashed it, not sure how i did so well, board expectation was to avoid relegation
Only lost 3 in 28
WEW
>>54098793
oh piss off
>>54098759
tuts
>>54098816
all scripted
>>54098816
>2016
Is it better than 2015 edition?
>>54098848
ah thats a load a baloney
>>54098759
JANNY
A
N
N
Y
>>54098875
dunno lad i only had 14
>>54098848
Fuck right off
>get him janny
>>54098729
I rent half of my apartment for $150 a night and take shits in a portable toilet on my balcony
It's a hard life but I make ends meet
>>54098943
nice
/lat/ is conquering /brit/
>>54098910
Is it better than 14?
>>54098848
>nya
>>54098973
free my mans el chapo
just pulled myself out of that trip with a shitload of benzos and dph
>>54098976
yeah i guess
it's only £25ish
>>54099082
Fuck off
>>54096899
The way the raining has been hitting you guys, get ready for more canals at any time kek
>>54098204
>Following any cybersport other than Dota 2