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first for ERP
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I want your body

*ghost emoji*
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>>54047357
H*ting this meme to completely freaking honest
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>>54047416
what meme?
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>>54047365
Ehh, I'm nor wealthy, maybe I'm intelligent but also lazy.
World doesn't need my offspring, as long as I can teach a few people how to think critically.
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I wish texas could be 50 degrees year-round

hot weather is pretty shit 2bh
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>>54047163
Hmmm, I am not the right person to talk to about such things but I dont think the you should give up. But maybe a female free life works better for some people? Maybe that is what will make you happy

>>54047322
>Aww, that's sad. And yeah, my cousin was adopted from Russia and has fetal alcohol syndrome, so that's sad for her. I'm her trust administrator.
Oh wow, that is awful, at least she has people to take care of her now. If she was still in Russia I doubt the parents would have even took care of her...

If you want more of the story on my uncle you can always read my tree in the heritage thread, which no one ever does...
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white people ar efucking shit
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>>54047480
texas is pretty shit 2bh
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>>54047480
Hot weather is nice in moderation.
>>54047467
hab babbies
>>54047491
As my dad says, if she was still in russia, she'd be a whore.
You post on those? I often do too.
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>>54047467
Fair enough.
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>>54047467
Are you a professor?
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>maybe a female free life works better for some people?
BRUH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9u9--auHGg
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>>54047480
I'm the opposite I love dying in heat and humidity, perhaps I am an honorary non white

>>54047543
I like texas tbqh

>>54047566
>You post on those? I often do too.
Yeah I'm the one with the autistic tree and paragraphs, I know you're the one with the russian bf, love your accent btw
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>>54047566
No.

>>54047617
Not yet, I'm looking to get a job so I can afford to go to college and get an english teaching degree.
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I think I will play a game now
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>>54047630
I dont get it...

>>54047721
I need to do do homework for uni ;_;
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School is hard.

I just want to drop out and be NEET.
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>>54047792
I want to drop out of life.
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>>54047792
>>54047858
Why not just go ahead and do it? It's not like complaining will do anything
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>>54043946
There was a time
When i finished high school, i was going to join the french legion
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>>54047858
Everyone has a niche in this world lad, I dont think yours is suicide statistic
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>>54047884

Because video games are fun.
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>>54047357
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>>54047735
oh wow, this general is shittier than i last left it
lets compete in the first int olympics, fags
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>>54047884
My parents will stop giving me money if I drop out.
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>>54047884
I want to play persona 5 first.
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>>54048102
Your first order of business should be to get yourself out of this shitty general and get your head in the books, if you drop out you will probably regret it for the rest of your life and you would disappoint just about everyone you know
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>don't really drink coffee ever
>drink 3 cups of coffee at work cuz bored
>don't feel tired and like shit afterwards

this stuff is magical
maybe I should do this more often
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>>54047712
I will look for it next time! And yes I am, thank you!
>>54048102
Find other sources of NEET bux
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>>54048352
>maybe I should do this more often

It becomes about as rejuvenating as water if you drink it a lot.
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>>54046318

I plan to do it one day
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>>54048393
shieeet so I should probably just use it as a boost when needed
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>>54048352
People have a different level of tolerance to caffeine due to their metabolism and genetics

Many people are actually affected by quite differently

Supposedly I have genetic disposition to consume a lot of coffee but I think I've only had one cup in my life
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these are good
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i don't like black people
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>>54048638
Yeah me neither
My gf got blacked too
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>>54048638
Why? it's not like you'd ever interact with them on an everyday basis
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>>54048638

Are there even dindus in Mexico?
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>>54048762

I've never seen one in my visits there
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>>54048762
less than 1% of the total population
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What is /cum/ cooking tonight?
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>>54048988
My Uni doesnt give us kitchen space, I am forced to get burritos from the dining hall
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>>54047357
>at uni
>ill se my crush the whole week, im going to spend with her a whole day (saturday)
>she is dating fuc boi with fag face
should i kill him?
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>>54048988
Just had panko chicken and mashed potatoes.
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shit gym was closed

>>54048988
might cook some shrimp
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>>54049037
kill girl, fuck fuccboi
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>>54049037
Sacrifice him to the gods so the sun can come out tomorrow
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I still stalk my middle school crush on social media

>tfw 22
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>>54048988
Making sum pasta
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what is it about Los Angeles that makes mexican girls such gigantic cunts
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>>54049085
i fucking hate him lad
my crush japanesse+mexican, she is really qt
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>>54049011
>uni food
Good luck anon and my god have mercy on your shit hole
>>54049058
noice
>>54049074
you should stir fry it
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>>54049104
Still stalk my college dormmate that I never talked to.

>tfw 25
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>>54049136
too lazy already ate rice
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>I'll never experience dorm life like Americans and canadians
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>>54049117
Post pics mane
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>>54049117
We didn't chose the cute life, familia. I started lifting 3 months ago, I'm gonna be fucking perfect.
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>>54049156

its really not as glamorous as you'd think
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>>54048988
I had chips and coke and vodka.
I wish I had food, I may walk to the store.
>>54049156
It's shit.
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>>54049156
It seems like it would be hell
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>>54049156
Its great for partying and getting laid but its god damn awful for everything else
>mcdonalds food that makes you shit fire
>no sleep ever
>SMALL ROOMS
>tiny 5ft long beds
>roommates are always shit
but oh god the QT's
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>>54049156
Same I cant afford it i have to commute

My life consists of going to class coming home

Hate my life..
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>>54049156
What do Mexicans do?
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>>54049234
Behead people between siestas.
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>>54049217

>no sleep ever
>roommates always decide 1 in the morning is a good time to start watching a movie at full volume in the bedroom
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>>54049234
Go home everyday. It takes me 1 hour.
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>>54049156
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>54049234
Just like high school
Live with parents and go to the university and whatever time the classes start
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>>54049156
dorm life is fucking horrible even if you do life with friends. I moved into a house with 3 other friends after the required 1 year of dorm life
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>>54049203
Eat a real meal lad or you will continue to be hungry
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>>54049279
>required 1 year of dorm life
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>>54049113

all the famous people
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>>54049156
I'm a chilango, so my uni is around 2 hours from where I live, so I had to move with some friends to an apartment near our uni.

It's great.
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>tfw my room mate was a party hound and never at the dorm
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>>54049258
If you ever get stuck with someone who is somewhat obese I suggest you suck cock to get a transfer.
>loud snoring
>WEEZING
>setting alarms from 3am-6am when his class is at 9pm, he literally cant hear the alarm because his snoring and has to wait untill he stops breathing to hear it.
>sleeping to taylor swift on max because he cant hear it
>refuses to use headphones even when you offer them for keeps
>you get $600 in assault fines
THE OBESE SHOULD BE REMOVED
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>>54049258
>roommate transferred and I have the dorm to myself
Feels good
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>>54049156

I didnt either. I lived off campus because it was cheaper
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>>54049282
I know but I don't want to cook. I'll get like a microwave meal, then get drunk.
>>54049306
I would hate that. I only lived in the dorms because I started uni early and you kinda can't sign a lease at 17 without your parents approval.
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>>54049341
>>54049331
>>54049279
>having roommates
I have a double for two here and its all my own, just wish I didnt run out of alcohol
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>>54049331
>tfw my roommate was a cunt who would come home at 4AM and ask me to walk her to her car so she wouldn't get raped
I was smaller than her. How would that have helped, I get raped instead of her?
At least she moved out early and I got a double to myself.
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>>54049306
my uni required all students to stay in a dorm for 1 year unless you lived in an adjacent county because "statistically students perform better living on campus than those who dont" it was all bullshit to get more money though. At first I was ok with it because I was hyped for the college movie dorm life but in reality its shit and we ended up just hanging out at other peoples houses off campus all the time because of it
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>>54047357
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>>54049306

Some schools require it for some reason. Mine fortunetly didnt
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>>54049393
ive lived alone for a few months at one point and I fucking hated it. im not even a social person but not having someone to talk to physically for days on end outside of school was awful
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What a great thread
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>>54049341
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>>54049398
>I got a double to myself
Ayyy, same here, my old roommate was a good guy though but also a manwhore...
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>>54049469
I would let someone in this thread mount me before ever jamming my dick in that obese queer.
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>>54049457
Dude, just walk outside and say hello to your floor mates, I have crippling social autism and I even do this
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>>54049393

I fine with it if I have my own room to get away from it all when needed for some needed privacy. I could never share a dorm room
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>>54049505

careful m8, theres people here who would jump on that offer
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>>54049490
It's cozy, was probably the highlight of my freshmen year of college as the rest was pretty lame.
>>54049505
Calm pepe calm
>>54049554
Made me kek
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>>54047357
Why so much Monopoly shit
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>>54049505

one of my roommates would use an air conditioner to keep cool in his room during winter. The apartment temperature was even set at 65 degrees too.
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>go to pick up sister from work
>bring dogs
>coming home
>open door for dogs
>one sprints full tilt down the street
>other follows
>end up chasing them for like 3 blocks and back

my dogs are retarded
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>>54049632
It's a good game.
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>>54049632

to honor monopoly man
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>>54049554
>>54049576
He the most useless sack of human shit I have ever met in my life he attempted to get me removed from the school by claiming my protein powder was a cocaine steroid combo that you drank AND THEY HUMORED HIM
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>>54049632
My family could never finish a game of it.
>>54049653
But they love you!
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>>54049654
It is
>>54049664
The mascot guy?
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>>54049675
>cocaine steroid combo
HAHAHHAAHHA WHAT THE FUCK
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>>54049638
>>54049534
Well sometimes you are forced, I'm just glad its all my own now

>>54049576
Did you put the two beds together and make a super bed? Thats what I plan on doing

That is autism, I cant believe they even let him do that. Doesnt sound comfy at all either...

Alright off to buy chicken finger and fries, eat em everyday and havent gained a pound yet
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>>54049679
pretty sure they live to spite me
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>>54049695

the tripfag
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>>54049726
No because I liked to switch where i slept, but i know some other girls did on my floor. But do it, seems nice.
>>54049756
get a kot then man
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>>54049653
They're undisciplined.
Train them properly.
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why havent we nuked mexico yet
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>>54049756
Run them to exhaustion lad, then buy a book on training
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>>54049512
I lived alone in a house because my 2 friends dropped out of school and movedback in with their parents halfway through their lease (we didnt sign a joint lease). There were ads put up by the land lord to get the rooms filled but because it was halfway through the semester there were no takers
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>>54049777
mum hates cats with passion yet loves small dogs

>>54049791
>>54049849
sounds like work and they listen to everyone but me
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I'm living in the past bros
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>>54049846
What is this "we" shit
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>>54049846
need to save those nukes for indonesia
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>>54049846
The fuck are you?
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https://streamable.com/7dnk

Who here has a snapchat? My story is filled with shit like this.
>inb4 chi
These are Puerto Rican scum
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>>54049896
>sounds like work
duh?
Just be more assertive and train them properly.
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>>54049896
Seriously? I feel like that's odd. Is your mother Canadian as well, or are you the Ukrainian?
>>54049899
Better get to the future as it's
>23 Jan 2016
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>>54049846
>we

We should nuke your overcrowded Muslim shithole first.
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>>54049896
>listen to everyone but me
Well ya lad you aint done any work with them
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>>54049846
Why do you watch our novelas in singapore? I don't get it.
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>>54050027
Thats indonesia
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On gap year working at a grocery store

Just kill me i want to start uni now
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>>54049949
iranian but grew up in canada

>>54049948
whats the best way to discipline then
whenever I yell at them they ignore me but feel bad for smacking them
>>54050014
yea
kinda stopped giving the one walks because whenever I did he would choke himself on leash trying to go in random directions or sit in middle of the road
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>young woman has the audacity to try to sleep with me after the first date
>tell her to get her life together and call me back in 6 months
>drop her off and change the number on the burner
About done with Americans, lads
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I can't wank because my hands are so callused from diddly lifts lads
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>>54050174
Richmond hill right persian man
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>>54050223
kek
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>>54050230
manitoba desu
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>>54050225
>not transfering calluses to penis for extra girth
BAKA lad when them refugee girls get here they going to think you been having sex with a penis polisher.
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>>54050223
Good to see you're picking up the classy ones, senpai.
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>>54050270
What's it live over there? You in school
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>>54050300
yea
pretty flat
not much ever happening
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>>54050174
Reward them with treats to encourage good behavior, etc...
Dogs don't respond well to pain
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>>54050289
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>tfw no muslim gf
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>>54050386
>tfw no turkish gf
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>>54050336
I see
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>>54050270
woah brandon anon you're iranian?
that's cool as fug
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cum
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>>54050436
in
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side
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Hallway smells like someone burnt a weed farm, floormates started asking where my old roommate was who transferred even though he left a long time ago, they must be high as fuck...
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you
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>>54050471
(You) (You) (You) (You)
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I have never had sex
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>>54050432
good thing I never learned any persian except swears my grandpa would call me or things parents yell at kids :DDDD
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>>54050555
I have never kissed a girl
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I'll take a pound of nuts /cum/
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Going to hang out with a friend I haven't seen since high school, good feel.
See ya later guys.

>>54050556
Nice, Farsi is a super cool language
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>>54050555

The most physical contact I've had with a female is shaking hands.
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>>54050555
Neither have I, hey at least you got trips?
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anyone play Darkest Dungeon? Looking at it and it looks like a cool dungeon crawler/party management game
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>>54050579
That's a lot of nuts, anon.
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Don't think my roomies like me
>poster fell down due to putty drying out and they're indirectly implying I tore it down
>parked on driveway
>my food's taking up space when I use 1/8 of the shelf and literally a drawer in the fridge

I don't really talk to them that much and they're good friends. Kinda worried I'll be fucked over. Can't wait to move into my own place next year.

/blog
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>>54050594
Mine is dancing/grinding and hug, hug was by a hottie, grinding was when I was drunk and I was smart enough not to waste my precious virginity on the girl
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>>54050628

I just bought it recently, it's pretty good but RNG will fuck you in the ass. Check out the general on /vg/.
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>>54050586
have fun bud
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hope the quality is fine, hate size limit, tumblr-teir
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>>54050637
Just provide some kind of service that they need and they will come to like you, I kinda provide medical supplies to everyone with their hurt, people tend to like the guy that helps them put on a band aid and clean out their cuts, its intimate
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>>54050628
I like it quite a bit and will be playing it tonight
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>>54050635
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>>54050684
Say "Beni's" not benis silly
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Speaking of Iran.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
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>>54050756
>Benis Charity Organization
top kek
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:^)
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>>54050807
Why stop there?
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>>54051021
Why didnt I get a (You)
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>>54050637

just help out a little more around the place. that worked for me
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>>54051048
im the leafblower
wheres your leaf
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>>54051021
>all those (you)s
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hi /cum/ does any1 want 2 b my frend?
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>>54051048
Use your critical thinking skills lad
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>>54051121
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>>54051100
make like a tree and leaf
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>>54051121
Eat shit
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>>54051121
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>>54051147
rude m8
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Gas the gay weebs
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steven pinker
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is spice and wolf worth reading? Im not the biggest fan of anime but I enjoy reading manga from time to time
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>>54051136
>>54051147
>>54051159
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>>54051174
I'm not sorry
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>>54050436
lol
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>>54051193
It's supposed to be pretty good.
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>>54051206
eh whatever

whats up maang
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>>54051179
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>>54051121
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>>54051193
The anime was pretty good.
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>>54051228
I'm just wasting time right now. I need to watch Gundam G, I downloaded the first half of the show and I'm 6 episodes in.
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>>54051193
Yes.
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>>54051235
How many animes have you consumed in your lifetime
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>>54051285
>consumed
>ITS CALLED KINO MOM, ITS NOT A FUCKING FLICK!!!
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Wow this general is shit. At least the anime posting dies down on /brit/ for about half the day.
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>"hi daddy! thanks for picking me up from school today!"
;_;
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>>54051285
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>>54051309
/brit/ is legitimately fucking awful. you faggots dont even have real discussion, just shit tier "banter"
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>>54051309
>walks toward you
FOB, stay the fuck out Kev
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>>54051348
having a poop
choon lad
choon poops
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To the awooposters i got an important question for you

KWSM or K S M a
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>>54051309
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>>54051269
reminds me I downloaded some of victory I should watch
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>>54051290
WAKE UP
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Filthy 2hu secondaries.
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>>54051371
k s m z
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>>54051269
Why are you here? I thought you got your life together.
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anyone here play dota? I know its an >assfaggot but I cant have fun with any other game for some reason.
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>>54051394
I finished Turn A last week. Someone made it sound better than it was and I was kind of disappointment, especially the ending.
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>>54051269
>hard disk keeps filling up with backlog
>I just wait for Mondays
>>
guys where do you buy clothes? what are some articles of clothing (like a jacket or something) that you would recommend other people to buy?
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>>54051426
Hahaha, y-yeah. I um...got my life together, yeah, totally. Hahaha...
>>
>>54051454
There is nothing special about that masn clothing, in fact you hardly even see his clothes, its all his face
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>TFW GF says I should move to foreign country with her and be a janitor
>TFW GF says she's been eating nothing but hot pockets
>TFW GF doesn't have a GF
>TFW GF always talks about anime

Is my gf secretly a janny?
>>
>>54051478
yea i was just posting a brand name that seems popular
>>
Thinking of starting Himouto Umaru Chan

Is it good or is it just a meme?
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>>54048352

Gets much worse over time. Soon you will need it just to feel as you feel now without it.

A better alternative is good diet, exercise, and sleep.
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>>54051454
>where do i buy clothes
I'm mainstream so Patagonia, JCrew, sometimes I go edge mode and get grails from second hand sites but I'm mostly pretty normie

I'd recommend you also shop at JCrew and other meme prep brands because girls go fucking crazy for it. If you are tall I'd recommend a university coat, if short a bomber jacket. M65 variants are also pretty cool. Recently got a Levis commuter olive jacket which looks pretty sick for 60$, girls think it looks cool. Just don't buy a trench or pea coat pls
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>>54051500
I guess polo is nice, right?
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>>54051454
Belk, Dillards, and Macys are pretty good entry tier places for clothes to fit in with normies. if you are looking for specifically a jacket you really cant go wrong with something simple like pic related. its fairly boring and neutral but you really dont want to try and make a fashion statement if you dont know what you are doing
>>
>find different salsa at grocery store
>restaurant style
>watery garbage

Why the FUCK can't I find any decent salsa? The liquefied shit at most restaurants is amazing but it's never in any stores
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>>54051518
Its alright
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>>54051518
literally best anime of last year
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>>54051348
It's pretty shit most of the time, but it's still better than this place.
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>>54051518
Don't fucking even
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>>54051518
It's special.
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>>54051575
it really, really isnt. I used to post there all the time. even during the times when you werent telling me to fuck off because of my flag it still contained awful discussions, awful advice, and awful people
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>>54051583
Is that good or bad
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>>54051611
It's bad
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>>54051600
>I think I'll wank to tranny gilfs today lads
>>
>>54049341
Kek, you beat him?
>>
>>54051600
You need to actually be British to understand a lot of what goes on there. It's easy for anyone to post here because North America has pretty much no culture.
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>>54051548
Get some of that Newman's Own salsa.
>>
>>54051548
Buy from the restaurant?
At least ask them where they bought it.
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Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl L.
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>>54051671
Newmans own grape Juice is the best
>>
>>54051666
im looking at /brit/ right now. I understand literally everything im seeing and its all shit. nothing but blog posts which dont spark discussion, people posting song lyrics, and X said Y to me can you fucking believe it lads rofl

/brit/ is legitimately the second worst general on /int/ behind /lat/
>>
lads
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>>54051666
>You need to actually be British to understand
>lel
No you don't

Check'd satanic dubs
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>>54051641
Looking back it was basically me riding on his back like a retarded gorrilla but I got finned for the black eyes and his teeth.
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>>54050628
I played it before the recent updates. it was cool but after you establish your party the game becomes extremely easy and half the point of the game stopped being an issue. while this is a point in a lot of RPGs it happened pretty quickly in this one. Its really fucking good at the start though. I got a good 30 hours out of it and only paid like $8 for it so I consider it a success
>>
>look up ex on google
>her model mayhem page is the #1 result
>look up myself on google
>#8
Just kill me, senpai
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>>54051738
/lat/ is unironically one of the best generals on 4chan
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>>54051666
>Culture
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>>54051671
>SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN MORE OVERLOOOOOOOOOOORDS
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>>54051776
My sides
Tell the whole story, how did it start?
>>
>>54051450
Huh i've heard its kinda slow but still pretty good
and kinda weird
>>
>>54051812
Feel free to fuck off back to Taringa, amigo.
>>
>>54051812
no, I dont understand spanish but from what ive seen and from what others have told me its literally nothing but simpsons, weed memes, and capslock gibberish
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>>54051812
this is an absolute fact
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>Why can't all generals get along daddy?
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>>54051873
shut up you dumb bitch
>>
>>54051812
holy fuck no. you have to be a literal /b/tard to like that awful place
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>>54051812
>>
>>54051850
/lat/ is actually a testing ground for new kinds of shitposting, and from what i recall it's basically like s4s lite and what you just mentioned.
>>
>>54051873

because brits are neanderthals, sweetheart
>>
>>54051812
Nah
>>
>>54051873
> "because Indians shit on all of them"
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>>54051850
Point in case.
Simply mentioning /lat/ sends everyone into a fit of rage.
It's amazing.
>>
drunk lads

how bout that snow there eh waheeeeyyyyy
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>>54051518
I finished it

It was very difficult but I was committed
>>
>>54051954
>tfw the snow was melting today
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>>54051920
>sweetheart
COCKY
DOUCHEBAG
DETECTED
>>
>>54051990

ok, what would you call your daughter, wise guy
>>
>>54051832
Really slow, a lot of filler episodes too. I wouldn't say it's weird. The theming/setting is sort of unique though. It's like a weird mix of early industrial America, native american and aztec imagery and practices, and typical gundam space imagery.
I would recommend if you like UC gundam but don't expect a 10/10. I personally would put it around a 5.5-6.5/10
>>
>>54052010
I like UC stuff

heard it ties all the stuff before it together
shoud I watch like g fighter and wing before it?
>>
>>54051954
>be me at about noon
>over a foot of snow already down, still coming down pretty hard
>weather channel says it's going to keep on going all day
>decide to walk to the store for some brew
>make it to the end of my driveway
>wading through snow midway up my shins
>store is about a mile away
so now I'm sober and unhappy about it senpai

>>54052006
Whatever I named them
"sweetheart" people are universally awful human beans
>>
>>54052043

did you have strict parents? My mom almost never called me by name unless she was pissed about something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpylxCT7wH0
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>>54052069
https://soundcloud.com/everythinggorillazp2/novemberhascome
>>
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>>54051828
Shit it would be really long lad and every time i type it out I cringe. Basically he tried to get me kicked out by claiming my protein powder was hard drugs, he kept me up throughout the night with his shitty music+obese snoring, and when I had enough he grabbed me by the testicles which resulted in me slaming his head again the concrete wall. He fell down with his mouth open and it caught the metal end of the bedframe which took out the majority of the teeth in his mouth. I proceeded to laugh like a lunatic for an hour which caused someone to call the campus police.
>>
>>54052069
Reminds me of the Koopsta and makes me cope with the loss, thanks f a m
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HOLY FUCK I just got accepted into an REU program (undergrad research program) at UNC Chapel Hill for Chemistry this summer. they are ranked 12 in the US and are top 20 in the world for chem grad programs. My housing and meal plan will be paid for and im given a $3k stipend just for doing it. I LITERALLY havnt been this happy in my entire life.

I dont even have a reaction image to properly express what im feeling right now
>>
>>54052066
Nah my parents were alright
cool people I guess
>>
>>54052154

congrats
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>>54052154
Do you have a gf?
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>>54052154
>>54052154
good job anon all ur good frends on /cum/ r proud of u
>>
>>54052037
I wouldn't say it ties anything together, but the show itself is tied together by previous works. It's like, gundam universe wise, it is the culmination of all previous shows. Their timeline is the last timeline. So somewhat post apocalyptic, and now humans are stating over again on earth without knowing previous history, a dark age, and now this show takes place in a renaissance.

You don't need to have watched either show before it. As long as you've watched the first gundam, you should be good. It's a standalone thing imo. But makes more sense if you're experienced in gundam.
>>
>>54052141
It is from Memphis so I'm not surprised about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54SeM9NAd-s

>>54052118
pretty good
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This province is fucked, now I have a job where I make 30K a year, Rent is still high and food prices are up.

Somebody just come and kill me.
>>
>>54052186
negative but who needs girls when I have access to a world class education

>>54052171
>>54052192
thanks! I can still hardly believe it. im actually extremely suprised that I was accepted because they only take on 15 out of state students and I come from a mid tier university. I guess my professor made me look good in my recommendation letter
>>
>>54052154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_pP4IOz_U0
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>>54052154
おめでとう
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>>54052222
>negative but who needs girls when I have access to a world class education
You. Also, witnessed those digits.
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>>54052222
>negative but who needs girls when I have access to a world class education
Nice digits too
>>
>>54052219
alberta right, what company
>>
is it a bad idea to keep reusing a martinelli apple juice jug as a water bottle? I keep refilling it with tap water and storing it in my fridge

the water doesnt look grimy or anything
>>
>>54052195
k might watch that after victory and uso getting bullied or whatever its about
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>>54052335

I guess not
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>>54052335
It's fine.
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>>54052347
Okay famalam. I'm watching G then going to sleep.
Have a nice night.
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Any movie recommendations?

I want to get comfy and watch something.
>>
>>54052371
Disregard what i said, got mixed signals and thought they were plastic
>>
>>54052427

the recent charlie brown movie was really good
>>
>>54052427
Perfect Blue
>>
>>54052427
k-on movie
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>>54052391
night man
>>
>>54052427
Kagemusha.
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>>54052427
>Any movie recommendations?
Patlabor.
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>>54052427
patema inverted
>>
all right guys I'm off to bed
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>>54052154
>>
>>54052498
don't let the bed bugs bite
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>>54052498
sweet dreams
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>>54052427
New favorite of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC-kvMcE2A
>>
>>54052569
>>54052569
>>54052569
migrate at 310 post my friends

yes I made a thread early
>>
Oh shit I finally understand why some people think lifting makes you go homo. I'm starting to like my body too much.
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>>54052427
>I want to get comfy
The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi

>captcha john
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>>54052599
>homo
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