/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

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bart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0T2ghW44o

2nd for music

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me irl

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This is all the snow we got back at home, barley anything here at Uni though

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LILJA 4-EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC-kvMcE2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC-kvMcE2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC-kvMcE2A

>>54052646

god DAMN that looks comfy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269330/

hey lads i found a canadian dollar!

>>54052655
Good jaab

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>>54052677
forgot pic

>>54052569
But I like lesbians...

>>54052661
Yeah, I'm sad I got miss out, thank god I dont have to shovel it all that snow though...

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my retirement fund

>>54052677
Doublecheck it just in case, might be a monopoly dollar

>tfw every girl I even start to befriend I get romantic feelings for
>tfw can't hold down any friendship with a girl as a result

>>54052700
not as much as me

>>54052569
Not enough milf countries out there tbqh

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>>54052722
Feels bad, man.

>>54052732
It's a conspiracy.

Milf and Mature are separate for some reason.

>>54052722
Ha, I do this any time i find out there is a girl on 4chan, dont worry lad, you'll nab at least one

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>was just accepted into one of the greatest chemistry student research programs in the world
Im literally the happiest I can remember myself being, its like everything ive done up until this point has finally paid off and I now have a way into what ive always dreamed of doing

I know I said so in the last thread but its late and night and I dont have another outlet

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>>54052569
>Gayzil

>>54052732
>milf
second or third worst mainstream fetish tbf

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>>54052765

could you BE any more of a low test beta?

All the most watched videos on Pornhub these days are incest with the occasional IR BBC porn.

When will they add it as a category?

>>54052765
No idea what you're on about with that one

>>54052785
Pretty fucked up that it's come to that tbqh

>>54052569
>no catgirl, schoolgirl, or rape
Does no one have any taste anymore?

>>54052741
Man that top right panel hits hard

>>54052783
Maybe it's just because I'm not attracted to my mother at all

>>54052835

you dont have to find your own mother hot to have a milf fetish, senpai

>>54052785
why has incest been getting so popular?

a few years ago I never saw it but now its top on every porn site

>>54052853
It's still gross. I don't get it.

>>54052835
Yes but everyone else in the world has a mother and a lot of theirs are BANGIN

>>54052762
congratulations! that's amazing.

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Would you sell your soul for a gf that would love you and never cheat on you?

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>>54052569
what's the difference between milf and mature?

>>54052853
But literally what is attractive about an old used up hag, which is what milfs are when you get down to it

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>Watch some anime series
>Discover another anime
>Can't finish any

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>>54052897

shoo shoo, satan

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>>54052830
/g/714914/75973cf548/

>>54052897
How about mad guitar skillz instead?

>>54052898
a milf is a mother, mature is only concerned with age

>>54052909

well, there's plenty of hot looking milfs if you really look for them

it might be a deep rooted oedipus complex, or it might just be there hips

>>54052917
Fucking this, thats why I ended up dropping anime all together

>>54052917
Read mango
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/criminale-r16325/

>>54052934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8-LH_VUROk

>>54052898
Milf is a 30 year old soccer mom

Mature is a 50 year old grandma

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There has been a huge rise in bus passenger robbery rate in my city lately. I swear this happens every single January.

>>54052909
They know what they're doing, for starters.
Way better than "hurr I turned 18 last week i'll just be overdramatic and total shit in my videos"
And whoever decided pigtails are a good idea for pornos needs to be castrated and booted from the industry. Fucking horrible

>>54052965
i see. wow, europe's got some kinks

Turn on, tune in, drop out

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https://youtu.be/6I0Bgb-vAAY

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

>>54052569
Lesbian porn is so fucking boring though.

Don't get me wrong, straight porn is also boring and repetitive, but lesbian porn takes it to a whole new level. Literally ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING THING. But the exceptions here and there are quite good.

Also I hate how society worships dykes. Ever since discovering the "Life is strange" internet community I've really come to dislike dykes.

>>54053000
Old women, young children, and animals.
Yeah they are pretty fucking kinky

>>54052785
Stop watching porn

>>54052941
>it might be a deep rooted oedipus complex,
its likely this
>or it might just be there hips
saggy and leathery usually

>>54052926
/g/893315/d6b8e9aa10/

>>54052991
I like 2D desu

>>54052729
>not as much as me
But I watch only lesbian porn, masturbating on porn with males is gay.

>>54053076

>saggy and leathery usually

nigga what kind of shit actresses are you watching

>>54052874
who /degenerate/ here?

in my teenage days I was actually irredeemable lel, but now I've normalized my fetishes a bit. It's a shame I've never made it to "ascender" level. The "unbirthing" seems particularly interesting, does that actually exist or is it just a /v/ meme like Ohio and floor tiles?

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>>54053076
>/g/893315/d6b8e9aa10/
naice
Thanks, anon.

dear /cum/tards
keep these fags out of my /lat/ plz
>>54053041
>>54053066

>>54053091
thats what older women look like to me

typically if I do watch 3D its JAV too and they have smooth asian skin

Free hugs for the lad /(*-*)/ going to bed

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>>54053091
3D is pure shit.

>>54053146

why in the hell would you watch JAV

>>54053164
I very rarely do

I don't really like 3D

>>54053150
*brolove*
Goodnight

>>54053164
better than western porn

>>54053151
there's absolutely no way you get turned on by a fucking cartoon

>>54053185

not even slightly

>>54053146
>obnoxious high pitched squealing and pixelated vaginas

I get beheaded everyday, but I respawn by the blessings of my lord Quetzalcoalt.

>>54053150
night

>>54053196
very much so, yes

I bet you're just angry because you're a cuck who likes seeing nigs in his porn

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una vela...

>>54053193
This except exactly opposite. I don't see the appeal of 3D

>>54053211

keep pushing your cuck fetish insecurities all you want, I find plenty of white porn every time I search for it

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>>54053193

>>54053225
I'm convinced 2D fans are just lying shitposters and the fetish is a myth

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>>54053193

>>54053237
and I find plenty of western lactation porn every time I search for it

doesn't mean that lactation porn isn't completely drowned out by everything else

>>54053202
I have never understood why pixelated genitals are a drawback at all
If anything I think its better

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>>54053261

>lactation porn

jesus fucking christ, m8

>>54053272
yes?

>>54053245
>using a towel thats more translucent than a wet napkin
mio you slut

>>54053272
>not milking your pregnant gf
They need to express the milk anon

>>54053255
I used to think the same

>>54053265
At that point why don't you just stare at a brick wall and jerk it to that?

>>54053283

thats not only an incredibly specific fetish, but its a disgusting fetish to boot

>>54053316
>disgusting
You're either brainwashed by mainstream porn, lying, a retard, or a 13-year-old.

Either way, I'm off to bed.

>>54053309
there is a lot more going on than just the genitals

I don't jerk off to vaginas and dicks

>>54053102
I saw it once on an old ass doujin, with a mother and daughter and the daughter saying something like feeling more comfortable inside her or some shit, how does unbirthing work anyway?

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>>54053350

>wanting your women to be like a cow is perfectly normal

ok lad

>>54053350
Haha Reddit the Country having a reddit opinion about a reddit fetish

>>54053360
So what you're saying is...
You're literally not interesting in fucking women?
Or men, for that matter.

>>54053387
What I'm saying is sex involves more than just penetration

>>54053102
I've never gone past degenerate.

>>54053102
/irredeemable/ here

>>54053316
see >>54052874. out of all those categories, do you really call lactation that disgusting?

there's people out there that literally masturbate to shit and anal prolapses (no offense to those that do)

>>54053405
No it doesn't
without some form of penetration it's just fondling or some form of rubbing

That's like saying "yea my girl gave me a dirty look and then a baby showed up on my porch"

>>54053364
>how does unbirthing work anyway?
Like vore, I assume.

>54053447
You're not actually from Virginia.

>>54053444

its not as bad as the others, but its still abnormal, and in my opinion, disgusting, so yes

being LESS worse doesnt stop it from being bad

>>54052634
what's this from?

>>54053475
I've lived in Virginia my entire life
Currently ~10 minutes south of Richmond

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what wud i do without u guys ?

>girl scratches her nose as she walks by me
is this the body language you normies were talking about?
does this mean she wants my penis?

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>>54053490
Osomatsu-kun

>>54053447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penetrative_sex

Still a sex act, on an unrelated note the scenario you just mentioned is both a poor example and hot.

>>54053447
>What I'm saying is sex involves MORE THAN JUST penetration
I didn't say penetration wasn't involved, I said there are more parts

>>54053518
L M A O
>no, tard

>>54053518
It is well known that American journalists are mostly a lot of wide-eyed naive utopian idealists. Their bleeding hearts make them suckers for every sob story and excuse. They gripe about FOX News and Rush Limbaugh, but it is their own massive failure as a profession that gave rise to the right wing media in this country. Their credibility is on life support as they rush from one cause celebre to another, never sticking around long enough to cover the disastrous fallout of their previous advice.

Take Libya as a case in point: the media sent their reporters into Behghazi and showed crowds of protesters waving American flags, French flags, telling us how much they loved the West and how if we were true believers in democracy we had to support their revolution against Ghadaffi. So we did. What did it get us? They killed our ambassador and Libya is now one of the few countries with a local ISIS franchise. The country is a complete and utter mess, but do we see those same idealistic starry-eyed reporters covering the mess on the nightly news? Do we see them bringing us the latest breaking news from Libya: "Well, Anderson Cooper, it appears that I was a complete and utter dupe who believed every lie spouted by a double-crossing islamo-terrorist. I am a rube, a moron, a simpleton and my advocacy made things worse than they were before. Back to you in the studio." No these dreamers never own up to the string of failures and wreckage that lies behind them. They are too busy jumping on the latest bandwagon, giving advice on subjects for which they have absolutely no qualifications.

>>54053543
LOL
you got fucking duped nerd
kill youreself

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Just got back from hanging out with a really good friend.

Good to see him again, have missed him since high school

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>>54053589
aw i missed u 2

>>54053049
why do you dislike lesbians? just curious

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>>54053611
you're not him

>>54053575
Confirmed for
>Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Sunday school tomorrow

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>>54053589
noice man

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>>54053637
how do u kno?

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>>54053562
Unexpected but pleasant development

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>>54053663
tell me my name

>>54053704
Jeremy

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>>54053704
david

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>>54053589
High School friends are the best desu

>>54053724
>>54053727
nope

told ya i knew

>>54053704
Zach

>>54052569
>red
virgins
>yellow
pedos
>pink
faggots
>blue
closet faggots
>turquoise
sandniggers
>green
niggers
>diarrhea green
roaches
>purple
mother fuckers, literally

>orange
masterrace

i love you guys

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>>54053755
estooo

>>54053794

no homo

I love you guys

Good night

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>>54053735
>>54053727
>>54053724
>>54053663
Post more 2hus, less awoos

>>54053836
no homo

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>>54053836
Night guy

>>54053853
okie

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>>54053853
y no awoo?

Father
Yes son?
I want to kill you

>>54053981
continue

>>54053981

>fuck fuck fuck yah

what did he mean by this?

>>54053981
Interesting

So I was walking on the bike trail near my house today and this Hispanic kid wearing a baggy shirt/jeans, black gloves and a Raiders hat passes me on a scooter (note: I live in a wealthy white/Asian suburb)

He gets to an area slightly ahead of me where you are no longer visible from the road and dismounts from his scooter, keeps walking forward and occasionally looks over his shoulder, as if looking to see if I'm still coming

I turned around and didn't go into that area, felt like I would get shivved if I did

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>>54053981
>"people" who think The Doors are a good band

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this is a nice thread

>>54054108
Your Pepe makes me uncomfortable

>>54054086
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkTkX3KGaJY5yXnMhG3Yo_wU7eWl21J1y

If Mecca were nuked whats the worst that could happen?

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>>54054124

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guys wud u be sith or jedi ?

i would be sith

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oh baby

>>54054086

Im not a big fan of them myself, but come on senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM

>>54054142
all muslims would go full retard and need to be put down

>>54054142
Muzzie chimpout
Then again, mecca has been destroyed several times

>>54054152
looks good

I can't make omelettes
they always turn to scrambled eggs with random shit kinda inside

Mexico, how many qt brown family members do you have

Describe them and tell stories about them please

Latina girls are the greatest

>>54054170
>>54054172
that sounds good then

we can kill all muslims with even better justification

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>>54054151
Smelly dumb rebel scum.

>>54054142
They'd all spin around in circles because they wouldn't be sure which way to pray

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>>54054174
It's ez desu
beat the eggs slightly so that they're bubbly and add milk.

>>54054324
im just bad at the flipping part
need to git gud

Went out for first time in awhile for drinks. It wasnt as bad as i thought it was. I ended up socializing with random people and it went well. I overanalyze too much

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Hello

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>tfw no Kazakh tennisfu

do you think its faster to just fail the 1st captcha on purpose? Ive picked at least 100 street name signs and mountains, and I still have to choose again

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>>54054374
hello

Shit thread

>>54054389
there are some that I think Google judges to be so easy that they don't count

not really sure why that happens though

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>>54054392
Anime

Can I consider you guys friends?

>>54054436

depends

can I count on you as an alibi whenever need be?

>>54054436
as long as we can be fwb

>>54054462
Yeah man I'd do anything to help out a friend.

>>54054464
That's what I'm here for bro.

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ANIME

>>54052646
That looks comfy but in reality it's a pain in the ass

>>54054436
I tell my gf funny/interesting things you guys say, but instead I say "one time a friend of mine said" so it sounds like somebody I actually know said it. So I do consider you guys friends

>>54054436
yes i think about all my good frends on /cum/ all the time

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>>54054477

MANime

>>54054493
You think about me? :3

>>54054436
maybe

>All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere.
/f/ would suck so much if this was enforced

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Recommend me good fap material before I go to bed
2d preferred

>>54052874
where does floor tiles go?

>>54054542
/f/ without DMX and that chinese song is nothing.

>>54054559

/g/864304/3852e7af4f/

>>54054352
alcohol always helps

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>>54054436
I guess

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http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/cps-spc/advisories-avis/out-ext/index-eng.php

The following is a partial list of consumer products that are banned in Canada and subject to being detained at the border:

Baby walkers;
Infant self-feeding devices - structural devices to position feeding bottles, which allow babies to feed themselves while unattended;
Yoyo balls - pose a risk of strangulation;
Balloon blowing kits - that contain a poisonous organic solvent;
Re-light candles - candles that re-light spontaneously once extinguished;
Jequirity beans - including items containing these poisonous beans; and,
Lawn darts with elongated tips.

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>>54054597
This'll do

>>54054614
did you make the 'no passport' thread?

>>54054559
http://nhentai.net/g/154088/

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what the fuck, google

>>54054695

gross

>>54054696
I actually laughed out loud desu

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>>54054696
kek

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>>54054696
That's absolutely horrible.

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>>54054659
American Laws
>full automatic rifles
>legal
>kinder surprise
>illegal

>>54054515
yes u especially

>>54054727
/g/647479/75301fb72f/
/g/394655/a7655ccd92/

Sorry, couldn't reply to the lovely ladies in the last thread, cus they needed me down at the animal orohanage.

Any qt grills wanna be my gf?

I've got a question

>>54054856
>Any qt grills wanna be my gf?
Probably somewhere anon, but you need to go out and get her

howdy mates. rate my punchline. can i get a deal with it ?

>i have pussies i can smash direct
>like Bush once bombed Iraq

I also need a rapper name.

>>54054878
Turk bro! I heard about a week or 2 ago, you had a date with a qt? How'd it go?

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>>54054849

>/g/647479/75301fb72f/

WHY

>>54054877
Where do I meet qt grills?
I bounce between /r9k/, /tv/, /int/, and /gif/.
I have no friends.
I'm pretty autistic and ugly
And I'm black.
Should I just get an onahole and a body pillow?

>>54054949
>And I'm black.

>being black in North America
>not getting girls

What?

>>54054899

Sup bro? It was fine. Things are on progress.

>>54054870
Que es tu pregunta?

>>54054949

>I browse /r9k/

found your problem

Who here /comfy/?
>home from work at 12:30 am
>shower
>play some Halo
>bake some chicken
>fry up some vegetables and throw in brown rice
>watching zankyou no terror atm
Life's good, lads

>>54054949
>And I'm black
why is that in your list of negatives?
>>/tv/65250227

Get a job and meet a girl at starbucks or the mall. I'm ugly and autistic and I'm dating a lovely girl whos beautiful and loves me

>>54054878
DJ comf master

>According to a 2014 report by theNational Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism(START), a survey of law-enforcement officials and agencies across the United States concluded that the movement was the single greatest threat to their communities, ranking above Islamic terrorists and jihadists.[15][16][17]Sovereign citizens have also been identified as a potential terrorist threat by theNew South Wales Police Forcein Australia.[18]

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>>54054949
just make sure not to become a sex offender

>>54054949
Blacks cant be robots
Leave the house and a white girl will jump on your dick

>>54054965
>It was fine. Things are on progress.
So proud of you, Turk bro. I hope shes a good girl.

>>54055012
I have a job.
I'm a barista in some small franchise of cafes in Ontario.
I'm also in school to be a paramedic.
Almost 20 yo.
>>54054965
The girls liking BBC meme is false.
Girls can smell my autism and they don't give me the time of day baka.
>>54054988
Robots are my people

>>54055040
I absolutely love this meme.
Wait until you meet an autistic black weeb irl.
We even have each other.
I'm 2/3 to wizardhood!

Whites can go out and pay an escort to fuck them.
Escorts don't take black clients.
I'm gonna be a virgin forever

>>54055059
>I'm a barista in some small franchise of cafes in Ontario.
Nigga, I bet all sorts of qt hipster girls hang out there. Get a stylish haircut and lift some weights and you'll be getting digits in no time.

>>54055059
>girls liking BBC meme is false
No it isn't
>>54055095
Man you don't need an escort. Go to any bar and at least a few white chicks are going to be all over you for your dick

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>>54055095
I've been friends with two black weebs

they actually got lots of girls, mostly white and asian, despite hanging out with loser white dudes like me

>>54055110
I have dreads like Travis Scott.
I'm a black belt in 2 material arts.
All the girls are blonde with Chad bf's and I don't give a fuckkkk about hipster bullshit to hit on the other ones.
I'm also severely autistic and heavily medicated.
>>54055132
They like Tyrone's BBC.
I've been to multiple bars. Always end up alone and go home to masturbate to hentai. Only person who would talk with me was some fat gay guy. And he just wanted to see if I had drugs baka.

>>54055059
>Robots are my people
There's not even robots on there anymore.
Also, it's been voted worst board on 4chan right next to /mlp/.
Feel good about yourself?

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>>54055095
will you be my black weeb freind?

>>54055185
>I have dreads like Travis Scott.
get a better haircut

>>54055020

I am hungry and uncomfy at the moment. :(

>>54055049

Thank you. She seems but they always have potential of having a twist. I am njoying the ride right now.

>>54055059
>The girls liking BBC meme is false.

Then find a black girl. Or Asian.

>>54055185
See >>54055167
You have no excuse familia

Black men have never been in higher demand than they are now. Go fuck some women

>>54052699
>forgets pic
>lame currency joke
>not realizing it would've been funnier having no pic signifying it's so low there is nothing there
I ameriplaud you on your effort though family :)

>>54055207
shitty man
go fill up on kebab

What's the coldest outdoor temperature you've ever been to? Because I kinda feel like you all got pussied out over a few snowflakes

>>54055207
>She seems but they always have potential of having a twist.
They're never as good as they sell themselves to be. But eh, as long as she treats you right, man.

Current easy mode rankings in terms of getting pussy
1. Black
2. Latino
3. White
4. Asian

>>54055185
Do you have drugs? you should if you just want to get your beak wet, if you want a gf then good luck.

>>54055225

23 F

it doesnt get as cold where I live

>>54055225
-15, but I live by the Pacific.

>>54055225
Regularly gets to -20°F+ here every winter

Coldest I've experienced was -40°F

>>54055225
-34 degrees FAHRENHEIT!
It gets up there in Montana, great trip though

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who major here

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>>54055186
No shit.
The place is awful.
But some of us are still there.
/pol/ and /tv/ are the worst boards imo
>>54055167
They were probably charismatic or at least talkative.
I'm REALLY ugly, have no friends, a lazy eye, and I'm shy.
I'm a black beta.
>>54055198
Depends if you have shit taste or not.
But I'm always down for friends.
>>54055204
My head is a fucked up shape, so dreads cover a lot of my ugliness.
>>54055207
Asian girls only like other Asians or whites.
Black girls HATE me. Every other race of girl will treat me like a human and just ignore me, but black girls go out of their way to insult or harass me.

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>>54055208
I don't know man, I had another black friend who wasn't a weeb but pretty nerdy and he wasn't getting laid anytime soon

>>54055225
-25F/-3C

>>54055235
I'd say
1. White
2. Black
3. Latino
4. Asian

>>54055235
1. White
2. Latino
3. Asian
4. Black
5. Indian

>>54055304
>>54055235
I'd say
1. Depends
2. On
3. The
4. Individual

>>54055277
start lifting it literally saved my life

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>>54055235
>>54055304
>>54055320
not exact info, obviously, but ok-ish to get a rough estimate

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>>54055277
You will hang, eventually.

>>54055326
We're obviously making generalizations and it's different for everyone
But these are the obvious general trends

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>>54055277
>They were probably charismatic or at least talkative.
this was it in all honesty

pretty cool dudes

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>>54055277
ah man my taste is always shit :^)

>>54055339
Tried to hang myself when I was 14.
Again like last year.
Depression is one hell of a drug.
>>54055327
I do lift. I train fighters and I would be in professional if I wasn't such a beta faggot.

>>54055345
Suck me off, bro?

>>54055334
This is just surveying people desperate enlough to use an online dating site. In the college scene like the canuck is in, black men are easily at the top. All the sheltered white girls want to try

>>54055225
-37°C with windchill

>>54055222

Mother finally awake. She is making tea and breakfast. Feels good.

>>54055233

She looks like a real good person. I hope she makes me happy.

>>54055277

Start rapping. Drop a fire mixtape. Drown in pussy. Otherwise you sound like you are beyond redemption mate. You don't even want to make things right.

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>>54055377
you just sound like an edgy middle class white cunt, fuck off

>>54055346
See.
Extroverted normies.
I literally only talk at work and to my cat.
My cat is my only friend tbqhwyf.
>>54055373
If you keep posting loli's, I'll know you have shit taste.
You'd probably think I have shit taste too.
Shiro is my waifu

>>54055225
Probably something like 7°F

Doesn't get cold that much here in swamp land

>>54055439

where the hell can you get 7* weather in swampland?

>>54055377
>Tried to hang myself when I was 14.
Nice blog reddit

>>54055392
Oh man Turk bro, you're so cute and adorable

>>54055436
If you're a barista you have to talk to people no?

>>54055277
>The place is awful.
>But some of us are still there.
Columbiners and frogs.

Stop going there.

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>that feel when i have turned all generals into anime generals

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>>54055418
Nope.
Poor black 19 yo.
I've been on more antidepressants than I can remember.
>>54055392
I do want to make things right!
I stay fit, I go to school, I work, etc.
I do have some pretty dope bars desu, but I have a shit montone voice.
I've literally been asked to voice for robots by some compsci kids.

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>>54055225
went down to -51c once so my city was at one point the coldest place on earth
forget if it was with wind chill or not

fucking prairies

>>54055436
ruh roh

>>54055469
It was a record temperature from some time ago

Typical winter temperature doesn't usually go below 32°F

>>54055392
>>54055507
Make a collab with all of /cum/ pham

>>54055481
Ribbit
>>54055477
Yup.
Also a cashier and stuff.
Almost get fired every week cus I "have that dead look in your eyes and your voice has no life".
That quote is literally in my employee discipline history file.
But I make the best latte this side of Paris, so they can't fire me.

>>54055515

>-51

how in the hell do you people survive living there

>>54055382
>ah man my taste is always shit :^)
maybe. i dont claim to know the canadian dating scene but you apparently do

>>54055562
missquoted for some reason

>>54055507
I'm also 6'3" if anyone was wondering.
The tall guys only meme is also false.
I just look retarded.
>>54055556
IN WEBSITES BORN AND RAISED
NEWGROUNDS IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS.....

(Idk the rest)

>>54055562
I'm just saying how it is in America.
Black guys literally have to fight off white girls wanting to ride them

>>54055277

I don't mean to offend you or something, but most black girls are ugly anyways. I've only seen one or two in my whole life that were looking kind of good.
Do you have any normie friends? If yes, just go out with them, for me it's usually easier to meet new people and to talk to them, when I have a friend around.
The hardest part is the one you're facing. Making the first step sucks and it's even harder when you got confronted with rejection. But just look around you and see what kind of people already got a gf.

Who all still posts here?

>>54055607
You're catering too much to him.
You're starting to lie

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lmao

>>54055560
we still had to go to school
but it was "optional"
aka the teachers still went ahead with material

>>54055474

^^

>>54055507
>>54055556

This desu. We should drop a mixtape in Memphis Rap style.

I'll be the Sinista Roach.

>>54055618
c*cks

>>54055598
Who not just keep the /r9k/ shit in /r9k/?
We get it, you're socially retarded. It's not like you're gonna do anything about it.

>>54055645
Do you go to uni? It might be hard getting an actual relationship for him, but casual sex should be no problem. Most white girls want to at least try with a black man once and many do that in college

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>>54055668
Great.

>>54055673
All I asked for was a gf.
You guys started asking the questions.
>>54055663
Pick a continent, then maybe you'll be relevant
>>54055612
I have my cat.
My roommates all have gf's or bf's.
They don't invite me out anymore, cus I'm boring.
I just want a qt 4chan gf to shitpost and vidya with.

>have amazon prime
>package wont arrive until wednesday

reeeeeee

>>54055692
True about the one night stands, but they're not going to just come up to him.
Women do not work that way. He needs to get some conversation skills.

>>54055741
What did you get

>>54055756
I've been to a few parties and women will go up to the black men and initiate the flirting. I'm jealous of how ez-mode they have it desu. The canuck is pissing me off desu

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>>54055663
I'll provide the beat-to-shit DJ Paul knock-off voice

>>54055798
You can at least pull his dick out your mouth when you speak.

>>54055796

I need a new mouse for my laptop

>>54055858
The canuck? If anything I'm upset with him because he doesn't realize how easy he has it

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oh fuck its 3:20 am

>>54055734

Maybe you should just ask them for advice, or if you can join them. Most germans, I can only talk about us because I lack experience with other countries people, are boring as fuck, they literally all do the same. Get up early and complain about this, go to the university, wait for the weekend to get wasted on a party, maybe fuck some slut, repeat. Other than that we often talk about sports and cars, sometimes about politics, but I always avoid that topic when I don't know people, because my opinion could cause trouble and ruin anything before it even started.

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>>54052569

That Russia and France.

>>54055885

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Fucking internet mob retribution disgusts me. I wonder though, is it, in essence, an extension on the principles of democracy? Even if it is, having your life ruined by self-righteous lefties is not my cup of tea

>>54055880

real nigga hours are in full effect

all bustas are advised to go to sleep lest they get roasted by the rest of the crew

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>>54053514
You'd post waifus all by yourself, everyday, forever

Good thing I'm here to post waifus with you.

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>>54056003
>>54053514
Silly nerds you post moe girls for me.

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OH GOD

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>>54056179
jesus fuck i know that feel

everytime i'm about to crash in a flight sim i shit myself 20 times over