Purest form of love edition
2nd for music
This is all the snow we got back at home, barley anything here at Uni though
>was just accepted into one of the greatest chemistry student research programs in the world
Im literally the happiest I can remember myself being, its like everything ive done up until this point has finally paid off and I now have a way into what ive always dreamed of doing
I know I said so in the last thread but its late and night and I dont have another outlet
could you BE any more of a low test beta?
Would you sell your soul for a gf that would love you and never cheat on you?
>Watch some anime series
>Discover another anime
>Can't finish any
There has been a huge rise in bus passenger robbery rate in my city lately. I swear this happens every single January.
They know what they're doing, for starters.
Way better than "hurr I turned 18 last week i'll just be overdramatic and total shit in my videos"
And whoever decided pigtails are a good idea for pornos needs to be castrated and booted from the industry. Fucking horrible
Lesbian porn is so fucking boring though.
Don't get me wrong, straight porn is also boring and repetitive, but lesbian porn takes it to a whole new level. Literally ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING THING. But the exceptions here and there are quite good.
Also I hate how society worships dykes. Ever since discovering the "Life is strange" internet community I've really come to dislike dykes.
who /degenerate/ here?
in my teenage days I was actually irredeemable lel, but now I've normalized my fetishes a bit. It's a shame I've never made it to "ascender" level. The "unbirthing" seems particularly interesting, does that actually exist or is it just a /v/ meme like Ohio and floor tiles?
3D is pure shit.
I saw it once on an old ass doujin, with a mother and daughter and the daughter saying something like feeling more comfortable inside her or some shit, how does unbirthing work anyway?
>wanting your women to be like a cow is perfectly normal
see >>54052874. out of all those categories, do you really call lactation that disgusting?
there's people out there that literally masturbate to shit and anal prolapses (no offense to those that do)
No it doesn't
without some form of penetration it's just fondling or some form of rubbing
That's like saying "yea my girl gave me a dirty look and then a baby showed up on my porch"
It is well known that American journalists are mostly a lot of wide-eyed naive utopian idealists. Their bleeding hearts make them suckers for every sob story and excuse. They gripe about FOX News and Rush Limbaugh, but it is their own massive failure as a profession that gave rise to the right wing media in this country. Their credibility is on life support as they rush from one cause celebre to another, never sticking around long enough to cover the disastrous fallout of their previous advice.
Take Libya as a case in point: the media sent their reporters into Behghazi and showed crowds of protesters waving American flags, French flags, telling us how much they loved the West and how if we were true believers in democracy we had to support their revolution against Ghadaffi. So we did. What did it get us? They killed our ambassador and Libya is now one of the few countries with a local ISIS franchise. The country is a complete and utter mess, but do we see those same idealistic starry-eyed reporters covering the mess on the nightly news? Do we see them bringing us the latest breaking news from Libya: "Well, Anderson Cooper, it appears that I was a complete and utter dupe who believed every lie spouted by a double-crossing islamo-terrorist. I am a rube, a moron, a simpleton and my advocacy made things worse than they were before. Back to you in the studio." No these dreamers never own up to the string of failures and wreckage that lies behind them. They are too busy jumping on the latest bandwagon, giving advice on subjects for which they have absolutely no qualifications.
Just got back from hanging out with a really good friend.
Good to see him again, have missed him since high school
Unexpected but pleasant development
Post more 2hus, less awoos
So I was walking on the bike trail near my house today and this Hispanic kid wearing a baggy shirt/jeans, black gloves and a Raiders hat passes me on a scooter (note: I live in a wealthy white/Asian suburb)
He gets to an area slightly ahead of me where you are no longer visible from the road and dismounts from his scooter, keeps walking forward and occasionally looks over his shoulder, as if looking to see if I'm still coming
I turned around and didn't go into that area, felt like I would get shivved if I did
Smelly dumb rebel scum.
It's ez desu
beat the eggs slightly so that they're bubbly and add milk.
I tell my gf funny/interesting things you guys say, but instead I say "one time a friend of mine said" so it sounds like somebody I actually know said it. So I do consider you guys friends
Recommend me good fap material before I go to bed
The following is a partial list of consumer products that are banned in Canada and subject to being detained at the border:
Infant self-feeding devices - structural devices to position feeding bottles, which allow babies to feed themselves while unattended;
Yoyo balls - pose a risk of strangulation;
Balloon blowing kits - that contain a poisonous organic solvent;
Re-light candles - candles that re-light spontaneously once extinguished;
Jequirity beans - including items containing these poisonous beans; and,
Lawn darts with elongated tips.
>full automatic rifles
Where do I meet qt grills?
I bounce between /r9k/, /tv/, /int/, and /gif/.
I have no friends.
I'm pretty autistic and ugly
And I'm black.
Should I just get an onahole and a body pillow?
>And I'm black
why is that in your list of negatives?
Get a job and meet a girl at starbucks or the mall. I'm ugly and autistic and I'm dating a lovely girl whos beautiful and loves me
>According to a 2014 report by theNational Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism(START), a survey of law-enforcement officials and agencies across the United States concluded that the movement was the single greatest threat to their communities, ranking above Islamic terrorists and jihadists.Sovereign citizens have also been identified as a potential terrorist threat by theNew South Wales Police Forcein Australia.
I have a job.
I'm a barista in some small franchise of cafes in Ontario.
I'm also in school to be a paramedic.
Almost 20 yo.
The girls liking BBC meme is false.
Girls can smell my autism and they don't give me the time of day baka.
Robots are my people
I absolutely love this meme.
Wait until you meet an autistic black weeb irl.
We even have each other.
I'm 2/3 to wizardhood!
Whites can go out and pay an escort to fuck them.
Escorts don't take black clients.
I'm gonna be a virgin forever
>I'm a barista in some small franchise of cafes in Ontario.
Nigga, I bet all sorts of qt hipster girls hang out there. Get a stylish haircut and lift some weights and you'll be getting digits in no time.
I've been friends with two black weebs
they actually got lots of girls, mostly white and asian, despite hanging out with loser white dudes like me
I have dreads like Travis Scott.
I'm a black belt in 2 material arts.
All the girls are blonde with Chad bf's and I don't give a fuckkkk about hipster bullshit to hit on the other ones.
I'm also severely autistic and heavily medicated.
They like Tyrone's BBC.
I've been to multiple bars. Always end up alone and go home to masturbate to hentai. Only person who would talk with me was some fat gay guy. And he just wanted to see if I had drugs baka.
I am hungry and uncomfy at the moment. :(
Thank you. She seems but they always have potential of having a twist. I am njoying the ride right now.
>The girls liking BBC meme is false.
Then find a black girl. Or Asian.
>lame currency joke
>not realizing it would've been funnier having no pic signifying it's so low there is nothing there
I ameriplaud you on your effort though family :)
The place is awful.
But some of us are still there.
/pol/ and /tv/ are the worst boards imo
They were probably charismatic or at least talkative.
I'm REALLY ugly, have no friends, a lazy eye, and I'm shy.
I'm a black beta.
Depends if you have shit taste or not.
But I'm always down for friends.
My head is a fucked up shape, so dreads cover a lot of my ugliness.
Asian girls only like other Asians or whites.
Black girls HATE me. Every other race of girl will treat me like a human and just ignore me, but black girls go out of their way to insult or harass me.
I don't know man, I had another black friend who wasn't a weeb but pretty nerdy and he wasn't getting laid anytime soon
not exact info, obviously, but ok-ish to get a rough estimate
>They were probably charismatic or at least talkative.
this was it in all honesty
pretty cool dudes
Tried to hang myself when I was 14.
Again like last year.
Depression is one hell of a drug.
I do lift. I train fighters and I would be in professional if I wasn't such a beta faggot.
This is just surveying people desperate enlough to use an online dating site. In the college scene like the canuck is in, black men are easily at the top. All the sheltered white girls want to try
Mother finally awake. She is making tea and breakfast. Feels good.
She looks like a real good person. I hope she makes me happy.
Start rapping. Drop a fire mixtape. Drown in pussy. Otherwise you sound like you are beyond redemption mate. You don't even want to make things right.
you just sound like an edgy middle class white cunt, fuck off
I literally only talk at work and to my cat.
My cat is my only friend tbqhwyf.
If you keep posting loli's, I'll know you have shit taste.
You'd probably think I have shit taste too.
Shiro is my waifu
>that feel when i have turned all generals into anime generals
Poor black 19 yo.
I've been on more antidepressants than I can remember.
I do want to make things right!
I stay fit, I go to school, I work, etc.
I do have some pretty dope bars desu, but I have a shit montone voice.
I've literally been asked to voice for robots by some compsci kids.
went down to -51c once so my city was at one point the coldest place on earth
forget if it was with wind chill or not
Also a cashier and stuff.
Almost get fired every week cus I "have that dead look in your eyes and your voice has no life".
That quote is literally in my employee discipline history file.
But I make the best latte this side of Paris, so they can't fire me.
I'm also 6'3" if anyone was wondering.
The tall guys only meme is also false.
I just look retarded.
IN WEBSITES BORN AND RAISED
NEWGROUNDS IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS.....
(Idk the rest)
I don't mean to offend you or something, but most black girls are ugly anyways. I've only seen one or two in my whole life that were looking kind of good.
Do you have any normie friends? If yes, just go out with them, for me it's usually easier to meet new people and to talk to them, when I have a friend around.
The hardest part is the one you're facing. Making the first step sucks and it's even harder when you got confronted with rejection. But just look around you and see what kind of people already got a gf.
Do you go to uni? It might be hard getting an actual relationship for him, but casual sex should be no problem. Most white girls want to at least try with a black man once and many do that in college
All I asked for was a gf.
You guys started asking the questions.
Pick a continent, then maybe you'll be relevant
I have my cat.
My roommates all have gf's or bf's.
They don't invite me out anymore, cus I'm boring.
I just want a qt 4chan gf to shitpost and vidya with.
I'll provide the beat-to-shit DJ Paul knock-off voice
Maybe you should just ask them for advice, or if you can join them. Most germans, I can only talk about us because I lack experience with other countries people, are boring as fuck, they literally all do the same. Get up early and complain about this, go to the university, wait for the weekend to get wasted on a party, maybe fuck some slut, repeat. Other than that we often talk about sports and cars, sometimes about politics, but I always avoid that topic when I don't know people, because my opinion could cause trouble and ruin anything before it even started.
Fucking internet mob retribution disgusts me. I wonder though, is it, in essence, an extension on the principles of democracy? Even if it is, having your life ruined by self-righteous lefties is not my cup of tea
You'd post waifus all by yourself, everyday, forever
Good thing I'm here to post waifus with you.
Silly nerds you post moe girls for me.
jesus fuck i know that feel
everytime i'm about to crash in a flight sim i shit myself 20 times over
Why do you love your country?
I will always be a patriot
I love my country because our military leaders are THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT