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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>54003331 (Cross-thread)


Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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I love Japanese
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I am literally, literally Japanese
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Did the old thread really die without anyone making the new one?
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so this is the current thread ?
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rip
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>>54023393
yeah this is kinda dead here
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so i am stuck going to kobe lads... how fucked am i?
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Ce la vie.
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ロシア人は髭で斧を研ぐと知った
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What's your favourite Pamyu song?

Mine is Ninja re bang bang
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こんにちは

>>54028734
I may be dumb, but shouldn't 髭 and 斧 be swapped?
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>>54029230
actually, never mind, I am dumb.
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>>54028734
ほんとにない。
僕はロシア人。埼玉に住んでいる。
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I want for to put my dick in one good girl from japan if not so hard
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>>54029742
How long have you been in Canada?
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>>54029689
It looks like he shave beard by an axe.
You are not wrong.
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>>54028734
>>54029908
He is russian MP of the ruling party.
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What's is this thread?
The previous one is still alive.
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>>54030292
Probably because it lacked title and have a weird post, so people didn't notice it
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大和民族の女はなぜ漢民族と朝鮮民族の女性より可愛いのかな

もしかしたら縄文のDNAかな
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>>54030650
Well it makes sense but he should have declared to make a new one.
Or didn't he find the current one?
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>>54031386
It's very possible he didn't find it. I didn't either
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So which is the right thread now?
you stupid fucking weeaboos
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>>54031792
i'm so confused
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>>54030693
>you've never come to Japan
know the real japan instead of the image.

after her taking shower, you know the real and you would never come back to japan.
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揺れたわ
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Sumipe is the cutest
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I just don't know what thread to use anymore
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both dead
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Ha ha ha

I tricked you all into reading my post thinking it will either contain something knowledgeable you could take and use in a real life situation, or something very funny that will make you laugh — not only now, but also sometime later when you're doing menial work like making a cup of tea or hoovering. You'd think to yourself: "Haha, I remember that post a British person did in the Japanese thread a couple of days ago, god damn it was funny!"

HA HA HA HA

WEW
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korean凍死w
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>nihonjins are are all cuddled up in bed with their girlfriends, leaving you alone and forsaken in these barren threads
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>>54036751
How have you been, cuteposter? Got a new job?
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>>54036201
both shit
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>>54036591
it's good for naengmyeon
I eat it every day in winter
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NOZOMI WHERE ARE YOU
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shit and shit
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>>54021810
Japan girl pickup is fucking boys or hikkies? should be true?
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>>54037037
didn't he say he has to work really hard in January and can't come here?
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>>54036928
Not yet, anon. Maybe one day.
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my pee pee is hard
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>>54021810
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>>54036751
>gf
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>>54037765
Good work
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>>54036751
Majority of Japanese men don't have a girlfriend. birth rate of japan is worst level in the world.
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>>54037934
Why?
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>>54037934
That's why you fuckers outsource jobs to us, and then ship us over there to work in your shitty little factories.
Seriously I don't want to fucking go.
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>>54038141
>outsource jobs to us
If a job has to be outsourced from here to the US where the labor cost is more expensive, the labor shortage isn't the reason why the job is outsourced.
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Sometimes. You gotta say NO in life.
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Konnichiwa
>>54037578
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>>54039034
NO
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>>54039034
What did you say No to?
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>>54039159
Can you not put our country besides shit countries?
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>>54039301
brutal
fuckin ice cold
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>>54037315
The whole January? Damn man, he has to spend more time with his family (and us)
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>>54039034
Only sometimes though.
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YOU IS SAYING DAT WE WUZ OU-SAMAS AND SHIT?
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>>54039404
I also heard that he got aids from fucking stefano so maybe he's dead
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>>54039483
WE WUZ OUSAMAS AND UNKOS
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>>54039244
nigga who wants to come over at this hour to steal my weed
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>>54039668
LOOK AT DEY SKIN NIGGA THEY KURO MAN
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No bullying!
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おちんちんが大好きだよ!
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>>54037765
noice~
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>>54038121
Why do you date with girl?
Watching anime is more fun than dating with girl,isn't it?
We don't have enough time to joy our life. therefore, we have to get rid of trivial things.
dating with girl is trivial and boring than other joy.
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>>54039844
That's a cute dress :3
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>>54040116
would you like to wear it?
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>>54040237
I'm too ugly
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>>54040500
It's 07:06 in Malaysia ... are you preparing for a day of work or what?
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>>54040500
You can't be uglier than the girl in the pic.
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>>54040685
I get up at that time for uni desu, doesn't seem particularly strange
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>>54040078
You can't have sex with anime though.
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>>54040760
Settle down, fella.

I was trying to start a conversation
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Fuck why did I come to the mall

All these normies holding hands with their gfs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqr1THazJHA
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>>54040909
Never go there with guns.
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>>54040913
Oh poopooperu you watched Madoka? What did you think of it?
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>>54040685
Trying to cry myself to sleep again over the pointlessness of existence

>>54040741
I'd marry her if I could
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>>54040848
Haven't you had sex with your right hand?
It makes you feeling good. try having sex with your hand with watching porn.
then we can control sexual desire on my own.
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>>54041126
>Haven't you had sex with your right hand?
No, I only do it with the left
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>>54041012
Don't tell me what to do I bet you're gonna spend valentine's with your gf
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>>54041195
Weirdo! Pervert!
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>>54040909
Sounds like the first stage of dementia, lad

Enjoy your memories benjamin buttoning back into oblivion
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>>54041195
You're taste a shit. Right hand is best girl.
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>>54041232
I'm spending my valentine's day with anons.
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>>54040913
Madoka is the best anime within anime I've watched
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>>54041125
I would respect a man who has the nerve to go out with a girl wearing that sort of outfit.
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>>54040909
I avoid malls like the plague.
Go to Guitar Center next time.
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>>54041195
Me too. My right hand is busy having sex with my nipple.
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>>54041424
but malls are cool
one day I want to go to an American mall and have a fun time like in Mallrats
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>>54041447
Aw fuck

>mfw I imagined what a Japanese lad would look like doing that
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>>54041312
Are you going to have sex with them?
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>>54041638
It's purely platonic. More romantic that way.
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>>54041589
I'm feeling offended with that pic.
My nipple is feeling the same way too.
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>>54041717
What the fuck am I looking at.
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>>54041717
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>54040848
http://rule34.paheal.net/
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クソ寒い
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>>54041788
I apologise, but, not everyone in this thread is gay
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>>54041945
This hasn't helped my predicament none.
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my theory to explain the korean race beauty is that they are descendants of the best genkhis khan troops who tried to invade japan .
so the koreans are direct descendants of the most powerful nation of the past, master genes
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>>54040848
Not yet
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>>54042065
my theory involves plastic.
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>>54042237
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>>54042065
>implying
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>>54041915
art
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>>54036591
意味わかんねえ北海道の方が寒いに決まってるのに
全然日本人じゃない意見
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>>54041915
why are you so edgy?
it's Sunday.
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>>54042034
It would be easier to find someone to stroke your dick for you if you were gay.
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>>54042400
Are you trying to seduce me?
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>>54042173
What we really need is something like BTL chips from Shadowrun. I want to leave my meatsack behind and go full VR.
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>>54042345
It's still Saturday in America.
That means we can still say "fuck" all day!
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I hate Monday. why didn't the god make one extra holiday?
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>>54042574
You say fuck any day of the week...(´・ω・`)
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>>54042655
I don't think God's there anymore, anon. He's probably moved on to bigger and better things.
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>>54042674
Freedom of speech! MURRICA!
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>>54042489
Are you worth a try?
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>>54042769
fuck off
they're not real korean girls
they're american cock sucking puppets
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>>54042752
No

I do just fine with women.
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>>54042729
Yeah. Saying fuck is a much better way to enjoy the freedom than making jokes on Muhammad.
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>>54042842
>I do just fine with women.
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>>54042839
Then what, in your opinion, are real Korean girls?

Post at least one picture.
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>>54042065
There are many descendants of Genghis Khan west of Central Asia.
It is highly possible that Koreans are the descendants of Jurchen.
And many people of coast are migrants crossed sea, and Chinese culture was introduced there.
Japan is in the same case.
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>>54043054
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>>54043270
She's not Korean though
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>>54043270
>hässlichkeit
Ugliness

I almost missed that, you cheeky cunt.
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>>54043342
i don't have a picture
I have to meet the girl so I can say she's a real korean and not brainwashed by america
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>>54043270
>>54043414
For a moment I thought Nozomilover came back ;_;
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>>54043641
I miss nozomilover-kun, and his serious replies to everything.
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>>54043270
disgusting
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>Denying your koreaboo feelings
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I miss Kiri
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さっき聞いた落語
古今亭志ん朝 火焔太鼓
いやあおもしろかったw
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>>54043270
She is a person in Akita of Tohoku.
http://www.tofugu.com/2014/10/10/the-standard-of-japanese-female-beauty-ono-no-komachi-and-the-akita-bijin/

It is said that people of Akita-beauty have gene of people of Continent.
https://uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aкiтcькa_кpacyня
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>>54043964
>notice me I'm a girl!

no
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>>54044235
most japanese people are really ugly
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>>54043964
I'm sure she's doing something much more productive now, anon.
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コテハンなんて規制されたらいいのにな
うざいヤツばっかり
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proxy
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>>54034680
日本育ちなんだけど
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フランスパンなんて規制されたらいいのにな
うざいヤツばっかり
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>>54044592
He's trying to annoy you. Ignore him.
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I am really curious about what you're trying to link, nihonjin
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>>54044336
google 秋田美人
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/a/みてきたけど昭和元禄落語心中3話のスレ400コメ近くまでいってるじゃないか
きのうのやつウソついてたな
スレがすぐ落ちてたって
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>>54045092
People on /a/ are very strict usually. So a thread might die there for many reasons. The biggest of which is of the maker is obviously a newfag. Another is if there is a similar thread already up. And yet another is if it is the wrong day of the week for the thread. So there I guess.
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>>54045071
what does it mean
I only get images of ugly girls
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>>54045269
I think he's talking about the famous akita bijins.

Apparently they set the gold standard for beauty up in Akita and lots of cute girls come from there, like Nozomi Sasaki.
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>>54045269
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>>54045269
I think you are beautiful than her probably.
I hope you post your pics next time^^ thank you
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>>54045356
>Nozomi Sasaki.
>cute

Pick one
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>>54045415
all asian girls with double eyelids are ugly

here's a picture of me
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New thread?
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>>54045548
bear?
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Does any one know a web site which explains the reason why there are multiple ways of reading one kanji character in Japanese?
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There are the land named 越 in each China and Vietnam and Japan.
It said that those originate from The State of Yue in the ancient China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yue_(state)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koshi_Province

越南Vietnam is south of the State of Yue.
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>weather caster, "tomorrow will be heavy snow"
>tomorrow's arubaito, outdoor
>possibly the arubaito will be canceled
>late night /int/
>get up by ringing iPhone
>super overslept
>very fine morning of glorious Sunday
>voice from iPhone, "don't come anymore, Baka"
>no arubaito today after all
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>>54045548
You looks like amerifat!
why are you so fat?
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>>54046042
I think the reasons are because sometimes characters were imported from different regions of China which had their own readings to begin with. And because sometimes the same character was introduced several times to different people with the people interpreting the reAding into Japanese sounds the way they heard it which produces similar but not quite the same reading.
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マイナス3度www
温暖湿潤気候とはなんだったのか
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>>54046042
Why don't you read Wikipedia?
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>>54046182
地球温暖化w
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>>54046182
Do the Japanese really consider this brutal cold? Back home it can go below -15 degrees and it's like normal. I'm not even from a place that's considered unusually cold.
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>>54046199
Boom!

Baka gaijin in Japan just got rekt
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>>54028886
ちんぐりぱんぱん
https://youtu.be/jw4yazFFyJM
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>>54046291
when is this joke gonna get old
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>>54046255
We aren't born with fat overcoats.
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>>54046377
Haha. I converted to Celsius too. Whatever. I had to check what units my iPhone displays the temperature in just to be sure. Everyone's freakingn about about the temperature and mine said 0 degrees. So I thought I'm pretty sure that's 32 F that's fucking winter that's normal.
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はよう

オドズ お風呂
エベンズー 無い
>>
ナチカスの国旗みると吐き気がする
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>>54046042
for example, is this?
http://homepage3.nifty.com/jgrammar/ja/data/onkun.htm
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reminder that I'm going on a 5 day fuckfest in Korea with my slut and the chubby manlet still hasn't gotten his dick wet
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>>54046582
You've been trolling this thread everyday for a few months now buddy. It's almost admirable how determined you are.
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>>54046582
kek
who´s the chubby manlet?
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>>54046638
The koreaboo german
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霧ヶ峰、ありがとう!
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>>54043810
Tfw that used to be me except my parents never nagged

Have not touched that game now in years
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んーなんなの朝から罵り合って。
荒らしたいの?

まあ?無視すればいい話なんだけど?
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>>54043810
Why did he leave. He was a madman and a saint.
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>>54046235
あんなん本当に眉唾ものだわもう
マイナス超えると屋内なのに皮膚がなんか痛い

>>54046255
literally I'm not familiar with coldness, instead of I'm resistant to hot and humid weather
it's similar to foreign people who are weak with hot weather
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Koreaboo can't understand the difference japan from korea? That's why he love Korea so much.
Japan is not Korea. Korea is not Japan. If you love korea so much, get out of here!
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What about now?
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>he's 175cm at 90kg
>can't even get laid with Korean whores
>me being a 190cm aesthetic God
>fucking three times daily without protection on a 5 day railtrip with my Korean fuckslut

What a fucking loser lmao
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>>54046582
lel asiatische frauen in asien zu ficken erfordert gar nichts als weißer mann außer einem penis
ich hab in seoul die hässlichsten autisten mit 8/10 weibern gesehen die sie in europa niemals haben könnten
ich bin nicht auf der suche nach sex sondern einer beziehung
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>>54046042
中国は広く歴史が長いため場所や時代の違いで発音が違う。
そして長い年月をかけて中国のあちこちから言葉が日本に入って来た。
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>>54046883
>can't get his cock in a worthless Korean cunt as the ugly fat dwarf he is
>I-I'm not looking for sex b-but love

Lllllmao
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のぞみラバーとラザニア君!
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0
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Surely it's time for a new thread?
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>>54046958
>insulting virgins on 4chan
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>>54047014
Hey how about YOU go fuck YOURself huh??
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>>54047119
Yep, it's now time for a new thread.

Give me a couple of minutes
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>>54047166
Dubs confirm
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>>54047119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk2H3Ztrfk
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>>54047234
Are you going to shoot or stab him?
>>
コテハンの人はなんで匿名のボードでわざわざコテハンやるのかわからない・・・
なんでやってるの?
ハンドルネームのとこにいたから本当に疑問なんだけど
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Exactly, the number of people with single eyelids has decreased recently.

there is a name field.
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>>54047262
「ここ本物の日本人いないだろ」といった趣旨のことを何度も言われるのに飽き飽きしたから
ネタなのか何なのかもよくわからないし
>>
>>54047417
日本国旗がみんな英語教師というネタに関係したほかのネタだと思う。
>>
>>54047417
日本語スレの外なんてproxyかだいたい英語教師扱いだよ

俺はハンドルネームのとこにいたけど、質問スレで回答するたびに俺自身への質問レスがついて元の質問スレが破壊されてたよ
俺が立てたスレも内容が俺自身への質問になってグダグダになったりもあった
コテだとファンになる奴、粘着する奴、必ず出てくるけどそういうのウザくないの?
あんまり考えてない?
>>
>>54046042
呉音と漢音の違い
https://ja.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=%E5%91%89%E9%9F%B3
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>>54047514
ネタなのかな。笑いどころが分からない…
>>54047693
>日本語スレの外なんてproxyかだいたい英語教師扱いだよ
知ってるよ、一昨日それでパスポート取ろうかどうかって愚痴ったばかりだし…
元々は名無しが好きだから、コテをつけることのデメリットのほうが勝る状況になったら名無しに戻るよ
>>
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Do Japanese like snooker?
Need to know before I go.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reSOp1domrU
>>
>>54047844
I've never heard that.
It is not popular in Japan, billiard is popular though.
>>
>>54047830
誰かに許可を得ることじゃないからそれは好きにすれば
俺には理解不能なことなんで理由を聞いてみたかっただけだから

あなたがコテハンになったとこも見てたけど、正直ちょくちょくコテが粘着される場所でコテを選んだ理由がわからなかった
元々名無しが好きだったらコテハンはやらないと思うし
やっぱりあんまり意味はないのかな
>>
>>54047417
正直言えば脳みそが腐ってる/a/民の妄想にしか見えない
「日本人様が私どものサイトにいらっしゃるなんてあり得ない」など
何と言う哀れなヤツらだな
>>
>>54048092
「日本人は外人様の楽しみに口出してんじゃねーよ。来んな!」だと思ってた
DJTの人達とかマジで怖いもん
>>
Ok last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CXD8PK6Djc
>>
>>54021810
Why is Google's Japanese English----->Jap translator so bad?

Is there a better option online?
>>
>>54048254
>better option

to learn the language?
>>
>>54048254
There are a lot of translation services online.
But I guess you wan't a free one.
>>
>>54048254
IM translator and Rikaichan/Rikaikun.
Helps you read the language instead shitting out nonsense
>>
>>54047693
人気者だったの?
>>
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>>54048207
>DJT
>>
おはよー。今、起きました。さむい~
>>
>>54047830
ところでなんで冷たいギフト?
クールな才能?
>>
>>54048347
サイトがなくなる時に他サイトに誘われるくらいにはそうかも
>>
>>54048340
本当?だから、これを理解できないのですか?
>>
>>54048380
すいませんでしたー!!
>>
>>54047844
I heard you guys have TV shows dedicated to that.
Don't expect anything likely in Japan tho.
>>
I thought that is a name of song.
>>
>>54048408
歌のタイトルです
そのとき聴いてた曲のタイトルを名前に入れただけ
>>54048455
exactly
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>>54048428
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>>54048218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbN0lbE1u0
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>>54048254
Google's engine is not the best probably.

engine: crosslanguage
http://honyaku.yahoo.co.jp/transtext/
http://translate.weblio.jp/
engine: Toshiba solutions
http://www.fresheye.com/translate/
>>
お題を下さい
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I really want to do experience something in Tokyo but I do not really know what to do

Anyone got any suggestions?

Though maybe its not worth it seeing as we are currently experiencing the coldest months during the year
>>
>>54049581
「雪」で
>>
>>54049618
Get a gf
>>
>>54049618
How about bargain sales by pawn shops?
You might find good deals on used Vuitton bags and Mont Blanc pens.
>>
>>54049618
gå full vedbod och dra en pub crawl fast tjänsteflickokaféer istället
>>
>>54049649
僕のマンションには除雪当番がありますが、それが表示されている場所さえ知らないのでサボっている可能性があります。知ってさえいればというのじゃなくて、まず当番なんか納得できないから自分の番がいつなのかを知っていてもサボると思います。
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>>54049618
Ride a water bus in Tokyo bay, preferably with a gf.
>>
You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
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>>54049706
It is a good thought but I already got my deals for this month, do not want to spend too much money, besides you get a lot better deals from using the internet then going retail

I want to experience something Japanese

Was thinking of going to that temple near the skytree but I might save that for when it gets a bit warmer
>>
>>54049805
What's Sundance?
>>
>>54049838
a film festival
>>
>>54049838
>The Sundance Film Festival, a program of the Sundance Institute, is an American film festival that takes place annually in Utah. With 46,731 attendees in 2012, it is the largest independent film festival in the United States.
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>>54049812
If you go to places, which is supposedly Japanese, you'll find yourself surrounded by Chinese tourists...
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>>54049784
That sounds fun, My friends wanted me to come with them on one but that day I had something to do, we stumbled upon one after having visited Tokyo tower

Maybe once I get a gf
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>>54049859
>Utah
I'm surprised to know Utah had anything not Mormon.
I guess there's no Champagne or even coffee served at the after party.
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>>54049872
I hate Chinese tourists
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>>54049857
After the big earthquake, I'm afraid of staying with other people in dark places with small exits...
>>
>>54049925
To be fair, Japanese tourists had a horrible reputation in the 80s. It's just a matter of time for the Chinese tourists to improve themselves.
>>
>>54049925
I hate to see our own people teaching themselves Chinese to sell souvenirs and rice cookers to them.
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>>54049965
Its just their language

Jesus christ when they talk it sounds so fucking aggressive, like two stray cats fighting
>>
雪かきしなかったら家から出ることも出来なくなってしまうよ。
>>
>>54050016
Oh, I see. Tonal languages sound bad to most people at first, but after a while they start to sound nice.

t. Chinese major
>>
>>54041126
Words of true wisdom from Japan
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>>54049965
We didn't improve. We're just out of money to travel abroad for shopping designers products.
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>>54050051
All i hear is screams
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>>54050047
それは大変そうだけど、
ちゃんと守っている人は誰もいないから。
カモじゃないし
>>
>>54050168
You can be as loud as you wish if you have enough disposable income.
>>
>>54050168
Have a nice Cantonese song: https://youtu.be/9quKAcR_OFo?t=27
>>
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Would you?
>>
台湾の平野で60年ぶりの雪で大騒ぎだそうだ

Taiwan had snow for the first time in 60 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clO8XxFkrj4
>>
>>54050204
what a loser
>>
>>54050183
うちの自治会は近所の公園の掃除当番がある。
自治会費がずいぶん余っているみたいだから、人を雇えばいいのにと思うわ。
>>
>>54050183
誰も外に出れなくなるw
そのアパートに外に出る必要の無い人が多い場合はそうなる。
そうすると必要のある人が自分で対応することになる。
>>
東京は言うほど寒くなかったわ
>>
>>54050322
金を払ってでも掃除は自分でやるべきだけどな。
>>
>>54050322
わかる!
ここも例え家賃が毎冬6千円高くしても
喜んで払う
みんなで分けるならそれ以上にかからないだろう?
>>
>>54050441
>>54050455
そもそも、その公園に行く人はほとんどいない。
>>
>>54050483
もったいない
>>
道路は郵便や配達の人とかも使うだろ。
自分の家に何も届かなくなるだけだよ。
人のサボりの代わりなんて一億もらったってやらねえよ。
奴隷じゃねえし
>>
>>54050384
自分でやる方がいいと思う。駐車所も除かないといけないらしいけど、車を持たない人にやらせるのが理不尽だと思う。駐車所広いし
>>
>>54050719
駐車場は無視してよいよ。
車乗る人の義務だから。大変だろうけどチェーンとかスパイクタイヤとか交通上の法律がある。
その一部。
>>
>>54043054
DPRK is the true Korea
>>
Hey fellow Japs, do you trick your baito recieving compensation for train, but using bike instead?
>>
>>54050979
Why is she soaked? Even her braid has drops of water on it so it isn't sweat right?
>>
福岡に住んでた、でも今カリフォルニア州に住んでます。アメリカはクソ。
>>
>>54051009
福岡はヤクザがいるけど住みやすい。
>>
ちょっと質問ですけど

>商品rがもしも2015年に発売されていた場合に比、売上は約40%減少するものと予測

「比」ってどうやって読むんですか?
比較しているのが分かってますが
>>
>>54051041
I bet it's a typo missing べ
>>
>>54051009
福岡で何をやった?
>>
>>54050992
バイトでも通勤費を賄ってもらえる?
>>
>>54051059
助かりました
ありがとうございます
>>
>>54051001
I don't know why or waht it is but I'd lick every single drop from her face
>>
>>54051118
typo: waht -> what
>>
>>54021810
この人かわいい
誰ですか?
>>
>>54051080
sure
>>
>>54051139
My English sucks, but I could figure that.
>>
>>54051148
声優の上坂すみれ
>>
>>54051156
Aren't you worried you'll get caught?
>>
前から気になってたんだけど
normie=リア充 って意味と考えていいのかな
>>
>>54051229
i am not doing this, other bitches on my baito do this and i wonder should i snitch? I thought maybe Japanese do this too and its not big deal.
>>
>>54051189
ありがとう
どこかのアイドルの人かと思ったら声優さんなのか
可愛くてびっくり!
>>
>>54051284
I don't know how the commutation fee compensation works, but what if you usually commute by bike but you use a bus when it's raining?
>>
>>54051232
うん
リア充にご長寿を
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>>54051287
彼女の水着姿見たいな〜
>>
>>
>>54051443
>she will never exist
rope or pills?
>>
Fall 2017 I hope to be attending Language school in Osaka
>>
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>>54051424
上坂のは無いけど戸松遥のならあるよ
SAOのアスナ役の声優
>>
>>54051284
I don't find it that bad. I guess if you live a certain distance you should be paid extra what it would take to get you there. If you use a bike instead I don't see why you can't just pocket the money. It's not like its easy riding a bike over a distance a reasonable person would ride a train for. Don't be a snitch
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>>54051466
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>>54051501
Would you not end up getting +-0 regardless?

By using your bike instead of the train you end up inflicting more wear and tear onto it

Cant imagine biking through dense Tokyo ends up being kind to it
>>
>>54051443
懐かしいなぁ。
>>
>>54051475
It's cute that gaijin speaking Japanese with Osaka accent.
>>
>>54051475
That sounds great.
so you have to learn Japanese.
>>
>>54051424
水着よりも真剣に仕事してる姿が見たい

ググったけど声優してる作品を一つたりとも知らなかった…
上智なんだね、凄いね!
>>
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>>54021810
Im gook wanting visit my zainichi aunt
How do I not get lynched by mobs of netouyos.
sorry i was born Gook and can't change this.
>>
>>54051572
I really don't think it works out to be the same. But I guess We can't be sure unless we know the travel allowance. Plus do we know it's Tokyo? As in, was I talking to you but you just forgot your name until now?

But anyway I don't think it works out to be the same. It would be a startling coincidence, supposing you could measure the cost of using a bike since the amount of travel allowance is not based on that, its based on the cost of the train right?

I bet theres profit. Unless you measure the calories you burn and convert that to money too. But that's as silly as calculating the cost of wear on the bike imo lol
>>
>>54051603
lol I was curious about that. Would kansai schools teach with the accent or without?
>>54051614
Yeah I study here on my own but Id go to become casual and then eventually find work. hopefully.. lol
>>
>>54051494
おっぱいはちょっと小さいほうけど、足は綺麗ね
>>
>>54051640
Don't announce it here, for starters.
>>
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>>54051475
Just make sure to pick a school with a lot of westerners
>>
>>54051321
i think rules are different depending on company. Some give prepaid suica, some just give you cash for days at work.
>>54051501
i came from country with awful corruption and i really hate when people fraud and tell a lie. Boss noticed that she dont go to nearest station and asked why and she lied that she still use a train.
>>
>>54051678
Did you go to language school? Wouldnt I want one with more Japanese, regardless Im going to one that gives me a degree.
>>
>>54051654
上坂すみれは絶対水着にならないけど(極度の恥ずかしがり屋らしい)戸松は年中水着になってるw
>>
>>54051678
You don't want to study with Chinese and Koreans?
>>
>>54051761
No cause they progress fast and make him feel bad
>>
>>54051647
getting compensation for calories burned is a shiity excuse, i think.
>>
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>>54051715
I am currently at a Language school

There are like 95% third worlders/asians and 5% westerners attending here

The third worlders do not study for shit and just barely scrapes by and during class, they behave like children

Chinese/Taiwanese students are a bit more well behaved but for example Indians/Nepalese/Vietnamese guys sometimes behave like animals

The teachers and such in my school are great but christ the students make it really fucking hard to actually concentrate because they end up fucking up the studying environment
>>
I hear a native pronounce 'light' or 'lite' meaning 'late'.
Is it a dialect or something?
>>
>>54051793
You are getting compensated for the distance you travel and the time it takes to traverse it. Riding a bike actually takes longer than the train probably.
You aren't getting paid for the calories, you're getting paid for time you could spend doing something else instead of traveling to work.
>>
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>>54051777
I am by far best in my class but I admit it is a bit of a dwarf among midgets type of thing

I get on Average about 170 out of 200 on my exam results while most others get about 75 of 200
>>
>>54051603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vxco9y1k4I
>>
>>54051887
That's a giveaway for a New Zealand accent
>>
>>54051857
Wow sounds like my school in the inner city US lmao Being in class with kids in class that dont give a shit, show up late, disrupt everything, it sucks.

Well shit I didnt even think about that. I assumed anyone thats willing to spend a bit of cash to go overseas would care enough to not be an idiot.. Wheres your school? Im trying to go through GoGoNihon.
>>
>>54051857
second this. Vietnamese are so loud and their language so awful.
>>
>>54051947
I didn't know that.
I was really confused until seeing the subscription.
>>
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>>54051981
Well I mean its not that bad, its just that they have barely learned anything for like year now because they do not study at all and because of that there is no one to talk to during class which means discussing problems etc is completely out of the question

I think it has to do with their studying culture, its all about getting as high scores as possible and not actually learning anything to do them and thus they end up just copying answers and such

Sometimes i literary have to push them away because they try to copy my answers or something

Maybe its just an exception but since i constantly jump classes i get to see how the people in them act as well and it is just the same

The whole thing about "But if i do not study with westerners i get to speak a lot more japanese!" is entirely moot since they just end up speaking in their languages among themselves
>>
>>54052032
I like Vietnamese. But being in classes with rowdy Indians sounds like hell on earth.
>>
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>>54052106
The worst ones are the Vietnamese and the Nepalese, but that might be because they are the most highly concentrated

In retrospect I would definitely have chosen an Western class over an Asian class
>>
>>54051926
I-it's cute..?
>>
>>54052097
Well shit lol I mean Ill get by I suppose. Ive dealt with that in American public schools so it shouldnt be too hard.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmrkKc0dcUk
>>
>>54051926
It sounded like the bad guy in Saw the movie.
>>
>>54052224
きれい事はご遠慮ください
>>
>>54052581
あんまり可愛くありません
>>
>>54052799
よぉぅし
>>
俺のマンコを満たしてください
>>
I will make a new thread
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>>54052833
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>>54052884
>>
>>54052884
makaseta
>>
マダァ-? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒チンチン
>>
>>54053005

>>54053005

>>54053005
>>
>>54051926
Are you a gay?
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